The Black Hawks | Celebrating Twenty One Years Of Havoc

[The Roman Messenger]

Recording based. Koth needs a Skibidi cameo.

[Montibuse]

skibidi toilet rizz sigma ohio fanum

[Chaotic Sparkles]

i think i need to reevaluate my relationship with tbh, this skibidi toilet stuff is going too far!!!

[Chef Big Dog]

This really gave me a lot to think about

[Aivintis]

The Black Hawks rizzed up their friends from The Brotherhood of Malice and Sparkalia to go on a search for Livvy Dunne. As they were mogging through region after region, they noticed Kai Cenat girthmaxxed and decided to Tax his Fanum. They freed Baby Gronk, but something seemed sus. Out of nowhere, King of the Skibidi gyatt in their way, and the hawks and their friends dove for cover. "We need to pay tribute!" Shouted Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein. "It's gotta be nice, so let's spell it twice!" Miravana replied, as the hawks set out skibiding toilets. A couple Boomers tried to gatekeep the devious licks, but luckily they were completely ineffective in doing so. When their shrine was complete, King of the Skibidi nodded in approval and grabbed a microphone serenading the troops with a sweet melody. Relieved, the hawks and their friends returned home with W rizz.

I took psychic damage from this, thanks.

[Toerana]

Mira.... why....

[Miravana]

I will be accepting thanks in the form of legendary cards.

[Rosartemis]

I will be accepting thanks in the form of legendary cards.

*sigh*

[Lucklife]

The Black Hawks are some of the darkest, evilest, monstrous raiders around, with a fearsome number of weapons and banners around to match. Consistently trying to chase new records, and achieve the goal of spreading ebil around is a great task.

But they who work hard must rest hard - Ya Boy Kongming

Taking the great words of wisdom, the hawks decided to take a break, and visit the sandy beaches in Uepu. To Be Honest, Uepu’s beaches weren’t that great. But Uepu had steadfastly closed themselves off and claimed that no one should enjoy their beaches.

This wasn’t quite in the spirit of antitrust laws, or globalisation, or something like that, so we decided to tear down the wall to place the beach under new administration!

With support from our friends, Lone Wolves United, Ijaka, Lair of the Dragon, Osiris, Sparkalia, The Brotherhood of Malice, Kantrias, and Astoria we airdropped onto Uepu, having set up a landing point built by a couple of agents who had arrived earlier.

As the Hawks and their friends started relaxing on the beach, the new administration found that it was lacking two very crucial things. The first, a drinks stand. The beach is hot, and one should always stay hydrated. The new management considered this seriously, and is currently in negotiation for acquiring cartons of bang energy drinks and other forms of caffeine with no health effects.

Stay tuned for the next broadcast to see the changes being done to Uepu’s beaches!

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Thanks to the following vacationers for attending the jump!

Target Hit: Uepu

Vacationing Hawks
General Reventus Koth
Colonel Raionitu
Colonel Lucklife
Major Drexlore
Lieutenant twobagger
Lieutenant Big Birdz
Sergeant Dyanderna
Sergeant Holoratus
Corporal Thorn
Corporal Chinese-Soviet-republic
Corporal Omni Industries
Corporal Rudhawk
Corporal Haibane Renmei
Corporal Army of Revolutions

Vacationing Wolves
Khan Chef Big Dog
Khalif Red Crest
Taishi A Bloodred Moon
Cherbi Bervinland
Kheshig The Sea of Shadows
Kheshig Gorganthium
Kheshig Hyperwolf
Ghazi Six Feet Away
Ghazi Ramlethal
Wolf Abrolhos

Vacationing Assassins
Taskmaster Volstrostia
Outside World Master Vleerian
Veteran Assassin The Sapientia
Veteran Assassin Lugus Triune
Senior Assassin The Phantom Gambler

Vacationing Sekhmet
Seneny Malphe II

Vacationing Kantrians
Emperor Terra Inferiori Reliquere
Man at arms Granbora
Man at arms Skorrord
Man-at-Arms A R Stotskiano

Sparkalia
Mage Angeloid Astraea
Witch Nova Vinelandia

Vacationing Dragon
The Silver Dragon East Chimore

Vacationing Astorians
Lady Archon Rosartemis
Cavalier Ensign FSIR Embassy
Cavalier AlkseariaI

[Rosartemis]

You monstrous birds! Pissmaxxing all over the beach!

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After much deliberation, I have decided to pull my statement of the Hawks pissmaxxing all over the beach, after checking pulls out chart the data, it seems that UEPU has gained significant monetary benefits from this ordeal, stock prices are rising, and I'm selling.

[Omnicontrol]

giant malicious part two of doom

approved

[TNP Security Officer]

Everyone vacationing except for the hardworking witches over at Sparkalia

[Angeloid Astraea]

Everyone vacationing except for the hardworking witches over at Sparkalia

We're busy casting and recasting the "Vacation" spells!

[Miravana]

Credit where credit is due: defenders came out swinging. THESE are the defenders we were promised after A Liberal Haven. Keep it up y'all, this is only as fun as you make it.

That being said you couldn't beat our raider family, heavy emphasis on the family

[Aivintis]

That being said you couldn't beat our raider family, heavy emphasis on the family

Imagine if this is how we learn Vin Diesel has joined The Black Hawks.

[Terra Inferiori Reliquere]

-snip-

It has been a lot of fun to arrange the Kantrian jumpers for this invasion. My Imperial forces are always happy to assist whenever there's some fun to be had

[Applebania]

tell the person who named their nation after Haibane Renmei that they have good anime taste

[Lucklife]

Everyone vacationing except for the hardworking witches over at Sparkalia

Sparkles was all "Oh I'm not vacationing? I'll show you what happens when I'm not vacationing"

Proceeds to be violent

[The Seven levels of Heaven]

That being said you couldn't beat our raider family, heavy emphasis on the family

Imagine if this is how we learn Vin Diesel has joined The Black Hawks.

No, clearly that was actually a very well placed Olive Garden ad. Because when you raid, you're family!

[Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein]

hey guys nota here and today i'm making a callout post on Miravana who absolutely RUINED my tagraid tonight. (1/??)

so it all started this beautiful sunday night. i had recently been promoted to LTN as well as Hawk Command, (of course these things don't get reported here smh) and to celebrate i was gonna do a HUGE tag raid with all my friends.

and in the middle of it Volstrostia complained about their discord glitching. we were all like "huh thats weird". so i go and check the logs:

and it turns out THIS guy was manually setting it so that alex couldn't talk in the channel.

but little did we know that this was just the beginning:

1. he created a puppet Hey look Im in the target which moved into each of the targets as i posted them and posted on their rmbs
   
2. he set his name to "GO" and tried to get everyone with fakeout move orders and regions
   
3. after that plan miserably failed (no one bit), he changed his name to "Nota", gave himself the EXACT same roles i had, and tried getting people with that (unfortunately i couldnt screenshot this in time)
4. he did this in the raid chat for some reason
   
5. after i decided i was gonna issue commands through VC, he server muted me and removed me from the channel
   
6. he had the AUDACITY to roll call afterwards (he didn't even do it right)
   

anyways thanks for reading my post and hopefully people see this so they know about this EVIL raid ruiner. he even managed to distract us so much that we accidentally resigned one of our hits.

(which is one more than fendas made us lose tonight)

anyways this is so sad... can we please get a #cancelmira in the chat

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

Tonight, The Black Hawks visited your region to commemorate the promotion of a new LTN and command member. Sorry for the mess we made...

If you too would like to celebrate being promoted to command one day, COME JOIN US! (and put the work in)

Hawks
LTN Soviet Socialist Liechtenstein (trigger)
CPL Minagi

Assassin
Taskmaster Volstrostia

Sparkalians
Mage Nova Vinelandia
Mage Angeloid Astraea

Support from Libcord
GEN Miravana

Regions Hit
Entropia
League of Democractic socialism Nations
TOOB
Star
The Ikemen Club
Cidade de Maringa
Big Boy Bulgaria League
Space Australia
The United Far Lands
The Western Black Sea
Skripakia
Extra In Exile Real
Yuno
The Baltic Sea
Space Command
Dazed Imperial Sphere
East Side Nations
Most Popular Girls In School
Too
Butternavia
The Confederacy Of Independent States
Accents
Mental Health Institute
Land Of Orcs And Dorfs And Elfs
United Socialist Federation
The Union Of Idontknow
Axiom Supercluster
Old Hampshire
Accepts
Cryptia
Memeland United
Moestuin
Unitas Ad Intellectum Et Felicitatem
Freedom Unity Republic
The Bokoen Federation
Sjci
What On Earth Is This2
Wolfonia
Federation Of Sovereign Nations
Yvy
Kowloon Bay Shipping Ports
League Of Economics
Ndi
Colonized Guiness
Empires And Kingdoms
Hukve Dtyg
Free Land
Nomderbian Authoritarian Region
Subscribers
Merridel
Iinn
The Nationalas Penencila
The Zurg Region Of Supreme Command
Real
Tyrona
Emery
Gray Federation

[Miravana]

Someone needs to commend that Mira guy

[Volstrostia]

-miras 10,000 woes snipped-

That's Mira for you, always up to hijinks and tomfoolery. We even missed one whole target! Atrocious, I say.

[Angeloid Astraea]

Mira & Vana should RESIGN as Game Moderator!

Oh wait, wrong controversy. D=

[Big Birdz]

Clearly that Miravana guy has been a defender spy this entire time. He should be removed from TBH immediately.

#cancelmira

[Improper Classifications]

big if true