Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Shh, you want him to go on a rampage?
Prophet Weird Al predicted what would happen if we stopped believing in Santa Christ.
lol. I heard that prediction. Scary........
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by Khyrta » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:59 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Shh, you want him to go on a rampage?
Prophet Weird Al predicted what would happen if we stopped believing in Santa Christ.
by Hresejnen » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:20 am
by Langorham » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:31 am
by Umbagar » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:33 am
Political Pilgrims wrote:我们不是陌生人的爱。你知道规则,所以我也是一个完整的承诺是我想到的。你不会得到任何其他人的。
by St George of England » Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:34 am
Umbagar wrote:If you're going to do away with santa because he's a lie, you should also do away with the tooth fairy, easter bunny, fairy tales, etc. This kind of ruins society. Plus, when kids learn santa isn't real they are taught the harsh realities of life.
by Aethyopea » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:56 pm
Trotskylvania wrote:Political analogies are like bullshit. It doesn't matter how pretty or elegant you try to make them, it's still a lump of bullshit at the end of the day.
by UCUMAY » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:57 pm
by Fartsniffage » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:59 pm
by Aethyopea » Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:59 pm
Angleter wrote:We already have a thread on this somewhere?
Trotskylvania wrote:Political analogies are like bullshit. It doesn't matter how pretty or elegant you try to make them, it's still a lump of bullshit at the end of the day.
by Innsmothe » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:55 pm
by SaintB » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:56 pm
Fartsniffage wrote:Yes.
This year I've managed to shoot 3 elves, burn a small grove of Christmas trees and crush 83 candy canes beneath my jack-boots heels.
Next week I'm installing the auto-cannon programmed to target carol singers, nothing to do with the war on Christmas, they're just fucking annoying.
by You-Gi-Owe » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:57 pm
Aethyopea wrote:Ah, Christmas. A joyous time, when we can gather with the family, eat as much fat food as you like without worrying about calories (at least not until it's over) and of course: presents!
Yes, this time certainly does have a lot of traditions about it. From santa claus to multicolored lights and other age-old traditions that are a few decades old.
One tradition that has been picking up steam in the U.S. is known as the "War on Christmas". It is a veritable feast of media mud-slinging over petty differences when pundits and news channels of all stripes take their sides in a ritual conflict that historians believe is meant to be a praise to Eris, the Greek godess of strife, so that she may bless the media with many newsworthy and not-exactly-newsworthy talking points for the year to come.
So, do you partake in the War on Christmas?
by Herminia » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:02 pm
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Long live the Empire! A thousand Huzzahs for Herminia, and may our most esteemed Chancellor, the handsome devil, die a most noble and courageous death soon!
Canadai wrote:Seeing that, in a modern setting, scares the @#!*% out of me.
I have to say, you're by far the best at RPing a modern Nazi nation I've seen. Right down to the national motto.
in Herminia, gays are given the honour of executing communists
you truly are an enlightened nation
by Fr33domland » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:04 pm
by You-Gi-Owe » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:04 pm
The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
by Ogden Nash
In Baltimore there lived a boy.
He wasn't anybody's joy.
Although his name was Jabez Dawes,
His character was full of flaws.
In school he never led his classes,
He hid old ladies' reading glasses,
His mouth was open when he chewed,
And elbows to the table glued.
He stole the milk of hungry kittens,
And walked through doors marked
NO ADMITTANCE.
He said he acted thus because
There wasn't any Santa Claus.
Another trick that tickled Jabez
Was crying 'Boo' at little babies.
He brushed his teeth, they said in town,
Sideways instead of up and down.
Yet people pardoned every sin,
And viewed his antics with a grin,
Till they were told by Jabez Dawes,
'There isn't any Santa Claus!'
Deploring how he did behave,
His parents swiftly sought their grave.
They hurried through the portals pearly,
And Jabez left the funeral early.
Like whooping cough, from child to child,
He sped to spread the rumor wild:
'Sure as my name is Jabez Dawes
There isn't any Santa Claus!'
Slunk like a weasel of a marten
Through nursery and kindergarten,
Whispering low to every tot,
'There isn't any, no there's not!'
The children wept all Christmas eve
And Jabez chortled up his sleeve.
No infant dared hang up his stocking
For fear of Jabez' ribald mocking.
He sprawled on his untidy bed,
Fresh malice dancing in his head,
When presently with scalp-a-tingling,
Jabez heard a distant jingling;
He heard the crunch of sleigh and hoof
Crisply alighting on the roof.
What good to rise and bar the door?
A shower of soot was on the floor.
What was beheld by Jabez Dawes?
The fireplace full of Santa Claus!
Then Jabez fell upon his knees
With cries of 'Don't,' and 'Pretty Please.'
He howled, 'I don't know where you read it,
But anyhow, I never said it!'
'Jabez' replied the angry saint,
'It isn't I, it's you that ain't.
Although there is a Santa Claus,
There isn't any Jabez Dawes!'
Said Jabez then with impudent vim,
'Oh, yes there is, and I am him!
Your magic don't scare me, it doesn't'
And suddenly he found he wasn't!
From grimy feet to grimy locks,
Jabez became a Jack-in-the-box,
And ugly toy with springs unsprung,
Forever sticking out his tongue.
The neighbors heard his mournful squeal;
They searched for him, but not with zeal.
No trace was found of Jabez Dawes,
Which led to thunderous applause,
And people drank a loving cup
And went and hung their stockings up.
All you who sneer at Santa Claus,
Beware the fate of Jabez Dawes,
The saucy boy who mocked the saint.
Donner and Blitzen licked off his paint.
by SaintB » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:08 pm
Fr33domland wrote:I'm an atheist. But I love Christmas! It's a lot of fun. If you don't like it, fine. If you want it stamped out, you can go fuck yourself.
Merry Christmas.
by German Dragons » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:14 pm
Juristonia wrote:Well, if there were any members far too young to be on here, the OP just broke their fragile little hearts.
by Aethyopea » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:14 pm
Fr33domland wrote:I'm an atheist. But I love Christmas! It's a lot of fun. If you don't like it, fine. If you want it stamped out, you can go fuck yourself.
Merry Christmas.
Trotskylvania wrote:Political analogies are like bullshit. It doesn't matter how pretty or elegant you try to make them, it's still a lump of bullshit at the end of the day.
by Bendira » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:16 pm
SaintB wrote:Fartsniffage wrote:Yes.
This year I've managed to shoot 3 elves, burn a small grove of Christmas trees and crush 83 candy canes beneath my jack-boots heels.
Next week I'm installing the auto-cannon programmed to target carol singers, nothing to do with the war on Christmas, they're just fucking annoying.
My rifle company recently decimated a Secret Elf workshop were we believe they were working on toys! Can you imagine the devastation if those toys got into the hands of children?
by Free Soviets » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:16 pm
by Panzerjaeger » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:23 pm
SaintB wrote:Fartsniffage wrote:Yes.
This year I've managed to shoot 3 elves, burn a small grove of Christmas trees and crush 83 candy canes beneath my jack-boots heels.
Next week I'm installing the auto-cannon programmed to target carol singers, nothing to do with the war on Christmas, they're just fucking annoying.
My rifle company recently decimated a Secret Elf workshop were we believe they were working on toys! Can you imagine the devastation if those toys got into the hands of children?
Caninope wrote:Toyota: Keep moving forward, even when you don't want to!
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!
Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"
New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.
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