Embassy of Astoria | Unitium Gloria

[Omnicontrol]

kantrias friendo :3

[Arstotskiano]

Congrats on the treaty

[Free Social Conservatives]

"have dedicated themselves to the ideologies of Imperialism and Raider Unity"

lovely, a new Imperialist-raider treaty.

[East Chimore]

"have dedicated themselves to the ideologies of Imperialism and Raider Unity"

lovely, a new Imperialist-raider treaty.

I agree, it is indeed very lovely! Once the Lair is more established and there is some Foreign Affairs-inclined folks, we may seek a treaty of sorts with Astoria ourselves.

[Rosartemis]

"have dedicated themselves to the ideologies of Imperialism and Raider Unity"

lovely, a new Imperialist-raider treaty.

I agree, it is indeed very lovely! Once the Lair is more established and there is some Foreign Affairs-inclined folks, we may seek a treaty of sorts with Astoria ourselves.

I'd be excited to see that happen

[Stewie Gilligan Griffin The Malice]

"have dedicated themselves to the ideologies of Imperialism and Raider Unity"

lovely, a new Imperialist-raider treaty.

I agree, it is indeed very lovely! Once the Lair is more established and there is some Foreign Affairs-inclined folks, we may seek a treaty of sorts with Astoria ourselves.

What? Is your region a raider region as well?

[East Chimore]

I agree, it is indeed very lovely! Once the Lair is more established and there is some Foreign Affairs-inclined folks, we may seek a treaty of sorts with Astoria ourselves.

What? Is your region a raider region as well?

Yup! Lair of the Dragon and Astoria established in-game embassies with each other just recently in part because of our shared R/D stance.

[Terra Inferiori Reliquere]

"have dedicated themselves to the ideologies of Imperialism and Raider Unity"

lovely, a new Imperialist-raider treaty.

I agree, it is indeed very lovely! Once the Lair is more established and there is some Foreign Affairs-inclined folks, we may seek a treaty of sorts with Astoria ourselves.

*waves*

Based post, Chimore!

[Sateru]

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PACT OF THE SWORD AND SPEAR
A bilateral treaty between the Crowned Republic of Astoria and the Empire of Kantrias

Kantrias and Astoria are happy to announce the Pact of the Sword and Spear!

This will be but a first step towards a lasting friendship.

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Speaker of the Crowned Assembly Sateru

A bit late, but I'm glad to have been part of this treaty and I'm excited to see the future of both region's friendships!

[Rosartemis]

TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASTORIA
* And you're invited ! *

'Tis the season to spread joy and festive cheer! We are thrilled to announce the commencement of the "Twelve Days of Christmastoria" – a jubilant celebration of merriment and togetherness! Starting today, December 14th, and continuing until the 25th, our beloved republic will be transformed into a winter wonderland filled with enchanting Christmas-themed events!

We may not all celebrate Christmas, but for us, Christmas is a time to spread love and joy! So that's what we plan to do.

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THE CHRISTMAS CALENDAR

DEC. 14 - DECK THE HALLS!

Let the festivities begin! Join us for the grand inauguration as we deck the halls of our virtual space with enchanting Christmas decorations, infusing every nook and cranny with the magical spirit of the season. This isn't just any decoration; it's a full-blown extravaganza! For the first day, we're transforming our World Factbook Entry (WFE), flag, banner, and Discord server into a winter wonderland! Expect a visual feast of twinkling lights, festive ornaments, and heartwarming holiday scenes that'll immerse you in the true essence of Christmas.

DEC. 15 - A COZY MOVIE NIGHT

Lights, camera, action! We extend an invitation to all to join us for a cinematic soiree as part of our "Twelve Days of Christmastoria" celebration! On December 15th, the spotlight will shine on an Movie Night, and the featured star of the evening is none other than the timeless holiday classic, "Home Alone."
Unike will be our host, streaming "Home Alone" in a dedicated voice channel. Feel the joy of watching this beloved classic together, sharing reactions, and relishing in the shared experience of a holiday film night.

DEC. 16 - HOLIDAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

Ready your swords and dust off your spellbooks, for on December 16th, we invite you to embark on a Dungeons and Dragons adventure like no other – a Christmas-themed dungeon quest that will transport you to a magical realm filled with holiday enchantment!

This special DND session is designed to immerse you in a whimsical narrative set in a land adorned with twinkling lights, snow-capped mountains, and the delightful jingle of sleigh bells. Your characters, each adorned in festive attire, will navigate through a yuletide-inspired dungeon, encountering challenges that are both merry and formidable.

Let your creativity shine as you craft your Christmas-themed character! From festive elves to mighty Santa-inspired warriors, the possibilities are as vast as the North Pole. Unleash your imagination, define your character's skills and quirks, and get ready for a holiday quest like never before. Roll the dice and let fate guide your journey! The outcome of your actions, decisions, and encounters will be determined by the whims of the dice. Will you be granted a magical gift from the Christmas spirits, or will you face a mischievous challenge from the holiday imps?

Explore enchanted forests adorned with tinsel, traverse frozen landscapes, and confront legendary creatures of the Christmas lore. Your quest may involve rescuing presents from mischievous grinches, solving puzzles with the help of talking snowmen, or negotiating with a wise old holiday tree.

Now... The story begins, you stand at the entrance of the Snowflake Citadel. A messenger arrives, none other than Santa Claus himself, with a twinkle in his eye and a quest to save Christmas. "Brave adventurers," Santa declares, "The Frosty Dragon has stolen the star atop the Christmas Tree! Venture forth, recover the star, and bring back the magic of the season to the realm!"
With the quest bestowed upon you, your party sets out on an epic journey, navigating through snowy landscapes and confronting holiday-themed challenges. The laughter of mischievous gingerbread imps echoes through the air, and the aroma of peppermint fills the enchanted dungeon. Will your party emerge victorious and restore the star to the Christmas Tree?

DEC. 17 - GAME NIGHT

Gear up for a night of gaming madness as we invite you to join our Game Night on December 17th! Unleash your competitive spirit and revel in the joy of friendly rivalry with thrilling rounds of Among Us and Gartic Phone!

Embark on a mission of merriment in the virtual cosmos of Among Us! Work together to complete festive tasks, but beware of the mischievous imposter among your ranks. Will you successfully navigate the holiday-themed spaceship, or will the imposter cast a frosty shadow over your plans? Trust no one, and may the tinsel of victory be yours!

Let your creativity run wild in Gartic Phone! Draw and guess your way through hilarious and holiday-inspired prompts as your drawings evolve in unexpected ways. Laughter is guaranteed as your artistic masterpieces take on a life of their own. After all, what's more festive than a game that keeps you guessing until the very last doodle?

So, gather your gaming companions, charge your devices, and join us for a night of Festive Game Night Extravaganza! Whether you're an ace detective in Among Us or a creative genius in Gartic Phone, there's a game for everyone. Let the competition begin, and may the holiday gaming spirit bring joy and laughter to all!

DEC. 18 - DRAWING CONTEST

Calling all creative spirits and artistic maestros! Prepare to immerse yourself in a realm of imagination and festivity as we present a day of art on December 18th. Unleash your artistic prowess in our Christmas Drawing Contest, where theme-based rounds, creativity at its finest, and the chance to be crowned the artistic champion await!

In this contest, participants are granted the freedom to express their creativity in any medium they choose. Whether it's digital art, traditional sketches, Minecraft masterpieces, or even arts and crafts, if it fits the theme, it's a work of art! Embrace the festive spirit and let your imagination run wild.

Each round will present a unique festive theme that will challenge and inspire participants to create captivating artworks. From winter wonderlands to Santa's sleigh, every theme will be a canvas for your holiday visions. Get ready to bring the magic of Christmas to life with your artistic ingenuity.

Submit your masterpieces before the 18th to be part of this creative extravaganza! Once the submissions are in, the community will cast their votes to determine the winners of each round. Will your artwork capture the hearts of the Astorian audience and earn you the coveted title of Artistic Champion?
Submit your artworks, cast your votes, and join us in celebrating the artistic brilliance that defines the holiday season. May your creations shine bright in our festive gallery, and may the most creative souls be crowned champions of Christmas artistry!

DEC. 19 - FESTIVE AVATAR CONTEST

Embrace the festive flair and get ready to deck the digital halls! On December 19th, we invite you to participate in our Merry Avatar Showcase - the Christmas Avatar Contest! Unleash your creativity by choosing a Christmas-themed profile picture and let the community vote to determine who wears the most spirited virtual attire.

Showcase your holiday spirit by selecting a Christmas-themed avatar that captures the essence of the season. Whether it's adorned with twinkling lights, Santa hats, or a sprinkle of snowflakes, let your virtual persona radiate the joy and merriment of the holidays.
Participants have the creative freedom to choose any Christmas-themed profile picture they fancy. From classic holiday icons to personalized festive creations, the choices are as diverse as the holiday itself. Express your individuality and let your chosen avatar tell a story of Christmas.

Once avatars are set, the community will come together to cast their votes. Appreciate the creativity of your fellow Astorians, and let the virtual runway of festive avatars unfold. Which avatar will capture the hearts and votes of the community, earning its wearer the title of the most spirited avatar?

DEC. 20 - KAHOOT EXTRAVAGANZA

Step into the world of digital quizzes adorned with tinsel and jingle bells! Our Kahoot event will feature a series of festive quizzes covering a multitude of topics. From general topics, to Christmas trivia, every question will be a gateway to showcasing your Yuletide knowledge.

Gather your wits, flex your mental muscles, and compete against fellow quizzers to earn the prestigious title of the ultimate quizmaster. Answer questions swiftly, strategize your way through tricky queries, and let the spirit of competition make your victory even sweeter.

As you navigate through the festive quizzes, accumulating points and outsmarting your peers, the chance for glory awaits. The top scorers will be celebrated, and the joy of triumph will be accompanied by the bragging rights of being the crowned quizmaster of Kahoot!

DEC. 21 - A ROUND OF FOOTBALL?

Brace yourselves for a sports spectacle like no other as we invite you to the Christmas Football World Cup on December 21st! Join Minister of Gameside Affairs Sateru for a thrilling simulation that will ignite the virtual pitch. Which team will emerge as the virtual champion in this spirited competition? Lace up your digital boots and get ready for a football extravaganza!
Our esteemed Minister of Gameside Affairs, Sateru, will be at the helm, orchestrating a virtual football spectacle that promises to capture the excitement of a real-world tournament. From the opening kick-off to the final whistle, every moment will be a thrilling simulation of skill, strategy, and festive flair.

Whether you're a seasoned football strategist or a casual fan, everyone is invited to participate or spectate in this grand simulation. Select your favorite team, cheer for your virtual heroes, and experience the joy of friendly competition in the Christmas Football World Cup.
The virtual pitch awaits, and the fate of the Christmas Football World Cup lies in the hands (or rather, feet) of the participating teams. Will it be a nail-biting finish, a dominant display, or perhaps an underdog triumph? The Christmas Football World Cup promises surprises, drama, and the joy of virtual victory. May the best team win!

DEC. 22 - SECRET SANTA!

'Tis the season of giving, and we're thrilled to invite you to our Secret Santa Exchange on December 22nd! Spread the joy of giving as you receive a random participant, embark on a quest to find the perfect virtual gift, and watch as the holiday spirit thrives in this heartwarming exchange.

Upon joining the Secret Santa Exchange, you'll be paired with someone in the spirit of festive anonymity. Your mission? To become the virtual Santa for your chosen participant, sprinkling joy and surprises into their holiday season.
Dive into the digital sleigh of creativity as you seek the ideal virtual gift for your Secret Santa recipient. Whether it's a heartfelt message, a specially crafted artwork, or a carefully selected digital item, let your imagination be your guide in making this holiday exchange truly memorable.

DEC. 23 - DECORATE THE TREE!

Gather 'round! Prime Minister Rosartemis extends a warm invitation for you to partake in decorating a Christmas tree on December 23rd! This will use https://decomytree.com/, so go and add your personal touch to make her virtual Christmas tree a festive masterpiece. Let the joy of decorating spread like twinkling lights!

The workshop will be open soon, so be ready to unleash your creativity on Prime Minister Rosartemis' Christmas tree. Whether you choose glittering baubles, radiant stars, or festive ornaments, each decoration is a brushstroke of holiday magic.

As Astorians from far and wide contribute their unique decorations, Rosartemis' virtual tree will transform into a collective work of festive art. Witness the collaboration of creative spirits, and let the adorned tree stand as a symbol of unity and shared joy of the holidays!

DEC. 24 - NICE LIST

'Tis the season to spread love and kindness! On December 24th, we invite you to participate in our Nice List! Share the love by submitting your nominations for those who deserve a spot on the "Nice List." Your kind words and positive vibes will be unveiled on this special day. Let the festive spirit of appreciation fill our virtual space!

Take a moment to reflect on the positive influences within our community. Whether it's a helpful friend, a dedicated contributor, or someone whose presence brings joy to others, nominate them for a spot on the Nice List. Your nominations will highlight the admirable qualities that make our community truly special.

Express your appreciation with kind words and positive vibes as you submit your nominations. Share anecdotes, acknowledge their contributions, and let the warmth of your messages illuminate the virtual atmosphere. Your words will be the shining stars on the Nice List, brightening the holiday spirit for all to see.
As the day unfolds, join us in anticipation for the virtual unveiling of the Nice List. Discord channels will buzz with excitement as we reveal the heartwarming nominations, celebrating the wonderful souls who have made a positive impact within our community.

So, ready to nominate those who have made a difference in your NS experience? Head over to the designated channels, pour your heart into your nominations, and let the Nice List be a collective expression of gratitude and love. After all, it's the season of giving, and giving kind words is a gift that lasts forever!

DEC. 25 - THE 24 HOUR PIXEL WAR

On December 25th, embrace the final day of our Twelve Days of Christmastoria with a grand finale—Pixel War! Engage in our version of a day-long r/place, where painters come together to collaborate on a virtual masterpiece that captures the spirit of unity. Unleash your creativity, join forces with fellow pixel enthusiasts, and let the canvas of collaboration come to life!

Pixel War is a collective effort! Engage with fellow painters in real-time, coordinate your pixel placements, and witness the evolution of the virtual canvas as it becomes a reflection of our shared creativity. Share ideas, appreciate the contributions of others, and revel in the joy of collaborative chaos.
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Astoria opens its festive gates to all—Astorians and friends from far and wide, you are warmly invited to join us in these jolly twelve days!

Christmas is a time to celebrate, a time to spread joy, and Christmastoria is an event made just for that! As we embark on this joyous journey, may each day bring you moments of pure merriment, shared with friends and fellow revelers!

Happy celebrations, dear Astorians and cherished friends! May your days be merry and bright, and may the spirit of Christmastoria illuminate your heart with the magic of the season.

Let the "Twelve Days of Christmastoria" begin!

oh... I didn't actually specify how to join, did I? Well, all you need is to join our Discord server!

[Omnicontrol]

[insert :whygod: emoji here]

[Free Social Conservatives]

Football? I'm assuming you mean that dastardly sport, soccer? Anyway, looks fun, can't wait for the Pixel War!

[Omnicontrol]

Football? I'm assuming you mean that dastardly sport, soccer? Anyway, looks fun, can't wait for the Pixel War!

Yes, we mean football, not handegg

In all seriousness though, our regional RP has been running international football for quite a bit now, so it only made sense to boost it with a regional event.

[Rosartemis]

TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASTORIA
Merry Christmas!

Astoria extends warm thanks for a joyous Christmas!

Prepare yourselves as we unveil the chaotic moments that transpired over these twelve days.

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THE PAST TWELVE DAYS

EVENT WINNERS
It is time to announce the winners of the Art Contest, the Avatar Contest, the Kahoot Quizmaster, and the World Cup Champion!


CHRISTMASTORIA ART MASTER | Omnicontrol & Olivio
In a shocking twist of fate, the Art Contest has concluded with a tie! Believe it or not, two entries have managed to capture the elusive essence of... something. As a result, both contestants will be hailed as winners—don't ask us how that happened; we're still scratching our heads.

Omnicontrol
Behold, a masterpiece of unparalleled horror that transcends artistic norms! We strongly advise you against attending the next Christmastoria event, for the sake of everyone's sanity.

Olivio
Ah, the timeless beauty, so serene. The contrast between this and... The other one, is certainly welcome.

For their *glares at Omni* masterpieces, both artists shall be crowned with the Christmastoria Art Master medal. Our sincerest apologies in advance for any residual trauma caused by this official report. We swear we had nothing to do with the voting process—much to our own horror.

(I would like to thank Not Gagium for allowing me to use their medal design as a template!!)

CHRISTMASTORIA'S MOST FESTIVE | Olivio
Olivio emerges victorious yet again! This time, the triumph comes in the form of Santa Optimus Prime, a truly festive look, combining one of the most popular topics of discussion in Astoria with the Christmas cheer.

For amassing the most votes and claiming the coveted title, Olivio is now adorned with the Christmastoria Festive Look medal. It seems the holiday spirit has found its mechanical muse.

WORLD CUP CHAMPION | Unike
GOAL! The thrilling saga of the Christmastoria World Cup has reached its climax, and amidst the cheers and excitement, Unike emerges as the undisputed champion! In a spectacular finale that could rival any fireworks display, Team Unike sealed their triumph with a resounding 7-2 victory over Team Sateru.

In recognition of this sporting feat, Unike is now adorned with the prestigious Christmastoria World Cup Champion medal, a symbol of glory and achievement that will surely shine brightly in all of Christmastoria history.

KAHOOT QUIZMASTER | Girtaltor
After a series of brain-teasing rounds, Stin has triumphed and claimed the esteemed title of Christmastoria's Kahoot Quizmaster! Their mastery of the questions and quick wit set them apart in this festive challenge.

In recognition of their outstanding achievement, Stin is now the proud recipient of the illustrious Christmastoria Quizmaster Medal! May this medal serve as a shining symbol of their quizzing prowess and the joy they brought to Christmastoria through the power of knowledge. Congratulations, Stin, on becoming the true Quizmaster of the season!

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ACTIVITIES AND GAMES
All the chaos, all the action, games, movie night, and that really strange DND campaign!


THE STORY SO FAR | IT NEVER ENDS
Forget epic battles; they were waging war against themselves. Trips, falls, and misguided healing attempts (sorry, rock) turned their quest into a struggle against the ultimate foe: Physical Fitness(TM). Enter the Rizzler, their estranged friend with a knack for rizz, who literally rolled them rizzed up the hill into carrying them up. The hill, remembering it had a wife, dumped them unceremoniously at the castle gates.

Reaching the first fortress left them more fatigued than they've ever felt in their life, despite the fact they only scaled one low hill. Thank the holiday heavens for Priest Rosa, who pulled off a miracle heal—no rocks involved this time, phew. But then came the next hurdle: scaling the fortress. Frenzy, the group's resident robot, decided drilling a staircase was the way to go. Because, you know, who cares about the perfectly functional stairs a few meters off to their left?

Exhausted but determined, they finally laid eyes on the dragon's lair. Problem? They were too tired to sprint the final 2 miles. Unike, the stamina king, took the lead but got an unexpected visitor from the sky—Arsto, plummeting like a meteor. A collision, some healing, and they were back on track. Arsto threw a bomb at the castle guards, clearing the way with a bang.

Inside the castle, they faced off against the Frosty Dragon. Mr Stabby and Sir Bearington identified the dragon's weakness: Rizz! The Rizzler, living up to his name, distracted the dragon with some top-tier rizz, while Aura snatched the star. Time to run! Omnidad bolted, Frenzy went all stabby-stabby, however, much to their horror, the Rizzler's distraction rizz game faltered. The dragon was back in action.

Arsto played hot potato with the Christmas Star, and just when they thought they had it, he dropped it. Panic! Sarah the Catgirl swooped in for a heroic catch, but the dragon wasn't having it. The Rizzler, in a Rizz-induced power trip, turned the castle sentient, blocking the escape route. Staircases moved like an octopus painting on steroids. Arsto nuked himself into orbit, and Sir Bearington sacrificed himself for the Christmas Star, I think.

In the end, Sarah managed to escape the chaos, saving Christmas. But wait, the twist? She decided to cash in on the holiday spirit and sold the star for a quick buck. And that, my friends, is the not-so-heartwarming tale of how Christmas was saved, then promptly pawned for a bit of extra holiday cheer, I hate capitalism.

But the rizzler is still out there somewhere... Plotting his next scheme.


TROUBLE IN IMPOSTOR TOWN | ARSTO STOP WITH THE PHONES
Game Night kicked off with Among Us, a rollercoaster of fails, wins, and uproarious moments. At one perplexing point, the crew found themselves in a dilemma—did Sarah shapeshift into Sateru, or did Sateru pull a quick switcheroo? The only logical solution? Eject them both and let the vacuum of space sort it out. Safety first, after all!

In another wild round, they stumbled upon the infamous "murder hallway" on the Skeld. Shadow, the sneaky impostor, managed to off Rosa and Arsto right under the oblivious crewmates' noses. Misclicks abounded, and the crewmates remained blissfully clueless, leading to a completely improbable Shadow victory.

Transitioning to Gartic Phone in the next session resulted in a gallery of absurd artwork. From Ambis inhaling paint to Arsto spontaneously turning Finnish with a gun, the emergence of a giant eyeball named Omnicontrol, and Shadow's house became a magnet for meteors. However, the pièce de résistance was Ambis deciding to blow up Britain for reasons only known to Ambis – truly a masterpiece in its own right.

Post-Gartic Phone shenanigans led Sateru, Tazarkia, Missour, and Rosa to Territorial.io. Unsurprisingly, the game unfolded in a predictable pattern EVERY SINGLE TIME! Rosa and Taz spawned together, formed a quick alliance against Missour, faced a surprise invasion from Sateru, and then overcoming him, just when it seemed like peace might prevail, Rosa swooped in, snatching Tazarkia's land, and the cycle repeated. This hilarious dance persisted for two more games until Rosa's inevitable misstep resulted in her getting absorbed – a fitting end to a night filled with laughter, betrayal, and Ambis' questionable artistic inspirations.

Unfortuately, we forgot the important part of saving the images, so this is practically the only record of the session ever actually
happening, lol.

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WHAT MAKES CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
The joy of Christmas, the love, the smiles, all that shines.


TO THANK YOU ALL

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Unike
Manage great events, be a really positive human, and help me after this shitstorm
- Sateru
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Shadow
They have just been a really pleasant human!
- Mercov
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Unike
You're a cornerstone of what makes Astoria so special. Your unwavering dedication to building this community is something we all cherish. Amidst the chaos, you're a voice of reason we can rely on. Your hardwork is truly appreciated, and your company is a joy to all of us. You're an amazing person, and I'm grateful to have you as my Minister of Culture. Although, I of course won't allow you to win the "Person In Most Need of Sleep" award, that's all mine
Rosartemis
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Sateru
Thanks for your hard work and dedication to the region! I know it feels like a lot, but the minor things matter a lot too. Keep on doing what you're doing!
- Shadow
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Unike
You seem really cool and based, and I hope that the new year gives us more opportunities to talk.
- Shadow
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Ambis
You're a cool dude. I hope you have a great holiday season, and I hope that we get to continue to work with each other in the next year. And always remember, you are here forever
- Shadow
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Catgirlboss
You're truly one of the kindest souls I've ever encountered in this community. Since the day I joined, your unwavering support has meant a lot to me. Your kindness and genuine nature make you an amazing person, and I hope that never changes. I'll always remember the warmth of your welcome when I first joined Astoria, and your trust in me as Prime Minister is something I deeply cherish. Thank you for believing in me, Sarah :>
Rosartemis
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Rosartemis
She is a very fun person, a great raider, and has helped build Astoria, as well as the ARC, immensely
- Anonymous
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Rosartemis
Did not nuke my home, also fun to talk to
- Arstotskiano
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Shadow
Your coolness is beyond comparison. I still vividly remember that *cough* certain secret group chat, a whirlwind of arguments, where you emerged as the voice of reason, quelling the storm. It takes a level of maturity to bring order to chaos, and you consistently demonstrate that quality. In every situation, you stand out as the person with the most common sense—a trait to be truly proud of. Thank you for you for being cool, remember, you have no reason to doubt your abilities... We will support you no matter what
Rosartemis
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Rosartemis
Introduced me to Astoria, allowed me to be the point on raid of Sacrrumterra, and in general has been an awesome person. Also got me involved in ARC, which is awesome
- Shadow
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Olivio
Really fun ally/opponent in the Astoria RP and fun to talk to.
- Anonymous
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Sateru
You're truly amazing, and I admire your dedication to the community. Your ability to stay on track puts my procrastination to shame, haha. Despite any quirks we might have, you consistently uphold the community's quality as its moderator and speaker. The charm you bring to Astoria is unmatched. Thanks for being so cool, Astoria wouldn't be the same without you.
Rosartemis
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Sateru
He's been an active and important part of this region and our best moderator. Sat is an awesome friend and person who we should be so lucky to have in our community.
- Anonymous
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Omnicontrol
Astoria feels like home, thanks to you. It's the warm embrace of nostalgia—those carefree days, silly jokes, and the delightful chaos. Astoria's child-like atmosphere is a treasure, and I owe it all to you. We embarked on our raiding adventures together, laughed at the same stupid jokes, and stood united under the same banner. You're not just a raiding buddy; you're an awesome person. Thanks for making Astoria special.
- Rosartemis
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Rosartemis
Have a great PM term, complete almost all of her agendas, establish tons of embassies, manage the event, have a great raiding career, make great designs and factbooks
- Sateru
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Catgirlboss
Thanks for introducing me to Astoria, fun to RP with and fun to talk to.
- Anonymous
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Commodore
Almost 5 years since we first met, and through my darkest days, your unwavering belief that things would get better for me has meant the world. I'm incredibly grateful for that. Whenever I faced troubles, you were there to lend an ear. You're truly an amazing person. Even when things go wrong and stuff takes unexpected turns, your support remains constant. Thank you for always listening and being there, no matter what.
Rosartemis
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Astoreus
Super nice person and a great monarch for our region!
- Anonymous
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Arstotskiano
A true embodiment of chaotic energy, you bring a light to our community. Without you, things would be duller, but your chaos adds a special charm that we can't help but adore—sometimes overwhelmingly so. Thanks for sticking by me through it all. Looking forward to our next funny scheme, even if it leads to both of us getting banned from Astoria and Warzone Trinidad. Lady Archon Arsto sweep!
Rosartemis
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Omnicontrol
Skibidi, but seriously always fun to talk to and great at what he does
- Anonymous
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Astoreus
Nothing but thank-yous fills my heart for the incredible community you've built. Your constant support and guidance have shaped Astoria into the welcoming haven it is today. While you may not always be in the spotlight, your hard work doesn't go unnoticed. Thank you, Asty, for creating this community, and giving us the opportunity to make the best out of it, you're the best King we could ever ask for.
Rosartemis
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Rosartemis
Have a great PM term, complete almost all of her agendas, establish tons of embassies, manage the event, have a great raiding career, make great designs and factbooks
- Sateru
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Unike
I want to thank you for being a true and loyal friend, my safe space from the chaos of life, and for always being here when I need you. You are not only the best Minister of Culture I've ever had the pleasure to work with, you are an amazing person, and I'm grateful to have met you.
- Anonymous
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Ambis
Despite the headaches and migraines Omni, Arsto, and I might cause you, you remain the most reasonable of us all. Your kindness, coolness, and exceptional patience, which must have been honed in Palmetto, shine through. If it weren't for that patience, we might have ended up in the Rejected Realms by now, haha. Jokes aside, your presence is always kind, and we'd love nothing more than to see more of you. Thanks for being amazing.
Rosartemis
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And there you have it, folks. The tale concludes, and I reckon there's no need to spill the beans on the Secret Santa results. Let's just say it was a smashing success – gifts given, gifts received, and everyone left with a heart full of joy. As for the details? Well, I'm no snitch, so your secrets are safe with me.

Now, onto the highlights. Movie night sailed smoothly, though I couldn't make it at 1 am. Unike, bless his heart, had a bit of a struggle with bootleg YouTube copies and an unexpected detour into Skibidi toilet. Classic Unike move, but a satisfying finish nonetheless.

The Christmas tree project? Oh, splendid success. We decked it out, and it turned into a festive masterpiece. Feast your eyes on that satisfying Christmas tree! Though, unfortunately, it seems as if Shadow's ornament was cut out, but we'll fix that soon, your ornament is safe with us, Big Shadow! Just let us figure out which one of us microwaved it...

Now, let's talk Pixel War. Admittedly, it hit a snag on the 25th when life got a bit too hectic for everyone. Barely filled a quarter of the map, and the pixel art? Well, let's just say "Viva la Espana" and Joe Biden were the reigning themes. Not exactly the masterpiece we envisioned, but hey, it worked in the end. Lesson learned – next time, we'll start earlier and fill that map with pixels galore. Christmastoria, prepare for pixel perfection next year.

To all who joined, a massive thank you. This event was a blast, and we look forward to having you back next year. Merry belated Christmas, happy holidays, and here's to a fantastic, joy-filled New Year ahead for all of us!

[Ostrovskiy]

Ah yes, the certain secret groupchat

[Rosartemis]

Ah yes, the certain secret groupchat

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we don't talk about the shadow government

[Omnicontrol]

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Omnicontrol
Astoria feels like home, thanks to you. It's the warm embrace of nostalgia—those carefree days, silly jokes, and the delightful chaos. Astoria's child-like atmosphere is a treasure, and I owe it all to you. We embarked on our raiding adventures together, laughed at the same stupid jokes, and stood united under the same banner. You're not just a raiding buddy; you're an awesome person. Thanks for making Astoria special.
- Rosartemis
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Thanks a lot

[Arstotskiano]

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TROUBLE IN IMPOSTOR TOWN | ARSTO STOP WITH THE PHONES
Game Night kicked off with Among Us, a rollercoaster of fails, wins, and uproarious moments. At one perplexing point, the crew found themselves in a dilemma—did Sarah shapeshift into Sateru, or did Sateru pull a quick switcheroo? The only logical solution? Eject them both and let the vacuum of space sort it out. Safety first, after all!

In another wild round, they stumbled upon the infamous "murder hallway" on the Skeld. Shadow, the sneaky impostor, managed to off Rosa and Arsto right under the oblivious crewmates' noses. Misclicks abounded, and the crewmates remained blissfully clueless, leading to a completely improbable Shadow victory.

Transitioning to Gartic Phone in the next session resulted in a gallery of absurd artwork. From Ambis inhaling paint to Arsto spontaneously turning Finnish with a gun, the emergence of a giant eyeball named Omnicontrol, and Shadow's house became a magnet for meteors. However, the pièce de résistance was Ambis deciding to blow up Britain for reasons only known to Ambis – truly a masterpiece in its own right.

Post-Gartic Phone shenanigans led Sateru, Tazarkia, Missour, and Rosa to Territorial.io. Unsurprisingly, the game unfolded in a predictable pattern EVERY SINGLE TIME! Rosa and Taz spawned together, formed a quick alliance against Missour, faced a surprise invasion from Sateru, and then overcoming him, just when it seemed like peace might prevail, Rosa swooped in, snatching Tazarkia's land, and the cycle repeated. This hilarious dance persisted for two more games until Rosa's inevitable misstep resulted in her getting absorbed – a fitting end to a night filled with laughter, betrayal, and Ambis' questionable artistic inspirations.

Unfortuately, we forgot the important part of saving the images, so this is practically the only record of the session ever actually
happening, lol.
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Arstotskiano
A true embodiment of chaotic energy, you bring a light to our community. Without you, things would be duller, but your chaos adds a special charm that we can't help but adore—sometimes overwhelmingly so. Thanks for sticking by me through it all. Looking forward to our next funny scheme, even if it leads to both of us getting banned from Astoria and Warzone Trinidad. Lady Archon Arsto sweep!
Rosartemis
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If you need any other gartic gifs, me and magna scattered them across the WZT pins

Thank you for the words there, don't worry I have more plots in store (ambis is sighing in the distance). CEO Rosa sweep!

[The Ambis]

I would like to note that I had no hand in blowing up Britain. Thank you.

[Arstotskiano]

I would like to note that I had no hand in blowing up Britain. Thank you.

*disclaimer, ambis had many hands in blowing up britain

[Sateru]

I'd like to thank you all for making this event possible and for your nice list submissions <3

[Rosartemis]

I would like to note that I had no hand in blowing up Britain. Thank you.

Unfortunately, the records say otherwise, old man.

[Sateru]

ASTORIAN AWARDS CEREMONY
To commemorate the greatest Astorians and events of 2023

Greetings, everyone! In commemoration of the conclusion of our 2023 journey, we opted to organize an award ceremony within Astoria's discord.

This ceremony allowed us to acknowledge and honor the remarkable achievements of Astorians and the events that defined our community throughout the year. As we delved into the award ceremony on January 1st, we celebrated the dedication, creativity, and camaraderie that has woven the fabric of our shared experiences in 2023.

From outstanding leadership to ground-breaking events, every award symbolizes the collective efforts that shaped our memorable journey.

Special thanks to Not Gagium from the League for allowing Rosa to use their medal designs as a template!

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THE AWARDS



RMBer of the Year | Unike
Originally intended for RMBers not on the Discord, it evolved into a general category recognizing voices that added excitement to our board.

Message of the Year | Omnicontrol
Oh, hold your applause, everyone! This award is for the message that either brought us the most joy throughout the year or left us scratching our heads in dissapointment. Frankly, I'm not entirely convinced which it is.

"Rizzed up in the ass, time to go back to jail" - Omnicontrol, after the ARC tags Defender jump point

Congratulations, Omni! You've not only left us bewildered but also secured your golden ticket back to jail. Bravo!

Ambassador of the Year | Ambis2
Presenting honors to the distinguished foreign dignitaries who have demonstrated themselves as Astoria's closest allies. These remarkable individuals have steadfastly stood by Astoria, diligently keeping our homeland apprised of the current status and developments in their respective regions.

*cough* ambissador

Event of the Year | Operation Eden
Commemorating the occasions when the region gathered for some enjoyment in places beyond the usual.

Operation Eden, orchestrated by the valiant cavalry of Astoria! This operation marked one of the largest endeavors ever undertaken by Astoria's military, providing not only military significance but also immense enjoyment as it eradicated the fascist frontier Sacrumterra.

Flag of the Year | Rosartemis & Omnicontrol
Now, presenting the award of chaos and dread and the distinction granted to the flag that, as per the discerning members of our Discord, was hailed as the best banner displayed by Astoria or one of its citizens.

And, if you ask us, we're still scratching our heads at how Omni managed to snatch victory (almost twice in this category alone). Consider it an oversight on our part.

Omnicontrol

Rosartemis

Person in most need of sleep | Rosartemis
Acknowledging the prevalence of insomnia in our region, we've crafted an award that doubles as a gentle plea: "Please, go to bed. It's for your health."

In a closely contested battle, the close contenders for this honor were none other than Rosartemis and Unike. We're worried this might turn into a competition. Who knew insomnia could be this competitive? Sleep well, dear nominees, sleep well.

Moment of the Year | Tazarkia & Omnicontrol
A title so broad that it earned the affectionate moniker "The Crapshow," personally coined by yours truly.

The unveiling of Tazarskia as Xevi AND... oh, dear, the unexpected Skibidi Toilet in Announcements by Omnicontrol.

Tazarkia accidentally exposes himself as being Xevi from the HUE RMB.

Omnicontrol abuses his power to chat in announcement channel, swift, justified consequences.

Roleplayer of the Year | Olivio
The first of the three most prestigious categories in the Astorian Awards. Recognizing the outstanding member of our regional roleplay who have made remarkable contributions to both our Regional Message Board and server. Let's celebrate the storyteller who have enriched our roleplaying experience and elevated our community.

Raider of the Year | Rosartemis
The second prestigious award goes to the individual recognized as the best member of our esteemed military, the Astorian Royal Cavalry! This reward is reserved for someone who has displayed unwavering dedication to advancing Astoria's cause throughout the vastness of NationStates. Their contributions have been instrumental in upholding the honor and strength of the Astorian Royal Cavalry.

Astorian of the Year | Rosartemis
The last of the three prestigious awards. This title is reserved for the individual who has truly made our year better, emerging as the most iconic Astorian. This remarkable person has left an indelible mark, enriching the Astorian community with their contributions, leadership, and the positive impact they've had on the region as a whole. In essence, they embody the spirit of Astoria, exemplifying what it means to be an outstanding member of our vibrant community.

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Astoreus' Prize of Honor | ...
The ultimate award, phoned into our ceremony, is a personal award, devoid of votes, solely reflecting His Majesty's own opinion. As His Majesty presented this award, he shared the following sentiments:

"The next award will be conferred directly by me. It's a way to show my appreciation to someone who I believe has contributed greatly to our community and deserves a special award..."

For her 7th award of the night, Rosartemis!

"Rosa unquestionably earned this award, displaying exceptional promise from the start, she has quickly risen to the highest offices, both in the government and the military. Arguably our finest Prime Minister, she will establish a benchmark for the future leaders of Astoria. Congratulations!" - His Majesty the King, Astoreus

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FINAL THOUGHTS

Thank you, each and every one of you, for contributing to the greatness of 2023! I envision turning this into an annual tradition, so let's reconvene on January 1st, 2025. Organizing and hosting this ceremony and awards were immensely enjoyable, and special thanks go to the incredible Rosartemis for crafting our medals. My gratitude extends to everyone who participated, our nominees and winners alike, and a heartfelt appreciation to Astoreus for his special appearance! Until next year, keep the spirit alive! - Sateru

[Omnicontrol]

the rosartemis skibidi toilet pillow awards

skibidi toilet in gameplay forum

[Rosartemis]

the rosartemis skibidi toilet pillow awards

skibidi toilet in gameplay forum

sometimes I regret making you my minister of foreign affairs