Live from our people on the ground in Jolbonopolis and New Oxford-Whitehaven
Da Cunha did not have a huge amount of athletes or teams active for what has been dubbed officially as "Day 0" of the Olympics, the pre-opening ceremony opening rounds of certain competitions. None of the New Oxfored-based groupings were in action, most sitting out on an early bye, a few not meant to do anything yet regardless. However, in Jolbonopolis, the men's football and basketball teams each made winning starts to their maiden olympic campaigns.
At the Orel Center in Jolbonopolis, the first win of the day came from the basketball team, which beat the team of Mytanija 81-77. Man of the Match was veteran power forward Ánte Béjbel, who scored 24 points and had 8 assists, while starting center Ádnan Giézić grabbed 12 rebounds in a dominant performance in the paint. At the final buzzer, the Da Cunha team celebrated a first olympic victory which they had been forced to fight hard for, having trailed narrowly for most of the first half of the game, the midway score being 36-34. An early 3 pointer from Béjbel to begin the 3rd quarter, after which the two teams traded leads until Da Cunha managed to grab and hold a 4 point lead to the end. The victory puts Da Cunha in 2nd place in Group 5 behind Darkmania.
Slightly later in the day at the Reneegrad stadium in Joongyeong, Da Cunha's men's football team overcame a horror start to also escape with a narrow win in their opening match, beating the team fielded by Pemecutan. Da Cunha went down 2-0 within 20 minutes, first surrendering an easy header on a corner after 8 minutes, and then after 17, defender Élvis Hairudínović played a sloppy backpass right into the path of a Pemecutan striker, who slotted in a second goal behind a furious Vílem Dçínović between the posts.
Innozént Lipováča pulled a goal back after 38 minutes, making the score 2-1 at halftime. A sputtering, miscommunicating defense was overhauled with a double substition during the break, and after 58 minutes, this paid off when sub Ómad Bálić was first onto a loose ball following a clearance, sending a daisy cutter along the grass and into the bottom corner to tie the game. Da Cunha kept pressuring for a winner, often playing with fire in almost allowing Pemecutan several counterattacks, but with 6 minutes to go, the approach paid off when János Xolhánin finished off a nice team back-and-forth by firing in from close range to reach the game's final score. A nervy game had yielded the desired result, and though the play on the field was poor for extended periods of time, Xolhánin said after the game that "We won, God be praised, and we take that. It is important to be able to win when we don't play well also. We will go back to rest now and then we will have some more days to get used to the cold temperatures and the pitches here. It should improve things a lot."
Aside from the two men's teams, only Da Cunha's archers were in action today, with mixed results. 3 of 6 athletes made it through to the medal rounds individually, but both the men's and women's teams failed to advance. The mixed team did make it through, but as one of the last qualifiers.
In the men's archery, Da Cunha's first olympian, Nastáxo Bórvan, seemed unable to live up to the pressure and finished a disappointing 85th out of 105, only marginally beaten by Arnáudo Arnáudavić, who was 81st. With the men's team eliminated, that means both Bórvan and Arnáudavić are now basically eliminated from the competition before the opening ceremony, even. The only qualifier was Savério Bálić, who qualified with a middle of the pack outing at the targets.
The women's side saw both Huséjna Caramemmédović and Cassíma Mutimíravić-Pjánić qualify (in 21st and 41st, respectively), but with 3rd woman Dervíxa Hairudínović finishing a dismal 97th out of 106, that consigned the women's team to also fail to make it through. Team success were available, though, as Caramemmédović and Bálić's joint scores was enough to qualify the mixed team archery competition.
There had been a lot of discussion about the late reveal of the uniform for the opening ceremony in recent weeks. When the reveal was finally made today, several right-wing nationalists expressed disappointment in the uniform. Key & Crescent Party chairman Muslihiddína Brávnja spoke to reporters outside of parliament, saying: "It's good to know where we have the government, that's all I'm going to say. When strangers come to our land to tour our pristine beaches and seas, we're supposed to ignore the way they dress because they're 'not from here' and 'would be embarassed by our norms', but as soon as we go abroad, our official delegations bend over backwards to 'not cause a fuss'. All I'm saying is that if this is what we do for these Olympics... If we are ever hosts of this thing, and our rules are not respected, I will be rolling in the grave."
After several hours of refusing to comment, uniform designer Márcus Nímzović published a statement on social media rejecting Ms. Brávnja's claims: "Everything was made with the athletes in mind. Compared to here, summers get kinda cold in Québe compared to in Da Cunha. It was necessary to keep our team in tip top shape. We took as much inspiration as we could from traditional dress, but the emphasis has to be on sporting prowess rather than tradition. This is a competition, not a nostalgia show."
The Muhetzin has reached out to Mr. Nímzović following his comments, and the designer responded over text message: "Look, it's not like our swimmers are going to compete in the nude either, is it? Sports have things you need to follow. There are rules. I've seen Ms. Brávnja's interview, and franly, her accusations are ridiculous. I don't wear a shirt at home, I wear what basically everyone wears, what Brávnja wears. I'll be honest, it seems like someone who just wants attention."
The Muhetzin's editors have also reached out to the Da Cunha Olympic Delegation, who have not returned our ouvertures.



































