[title] Who Died and Made You King?
[desc] A @@DEMONYMADJ@@-produced historical drama based on the life of the heroic King Maxbari IV of Maxtopia, Bravemax, has just been released to rave reviews from film aficionados across @@NAME@@. However, the decision to cast @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@@, a @@DEMONYM@@ of Bigtopian-descent, as the lead role has sparked immense backlash from the Maxtopians.
[validity] has a film industry
[option] "THIS CALLS FOR WAR!" bellows the Maxtopian ambassador as he tosses Bravemax posters into a makeshift bonfire in your waste paper basket. "King Maxbari IV valiantly defeated the Bigtopians at the Battle of Brancaloo all those years ago, yet you have the gall to suggest he was borne from those bigwig savages through this horrendous casting decision. Lying about our glorious history is one thing, but perpetuating it to millions through this soppy piece of cinema is another! Pull the film from circulation immediately and ensure that actors are only portrayed by those who physically resemble them."
[effect] döppelgangers of historical figures make up the entirety of the A-list
[option] "Oh my goodness, this is truly beautiful!" sobs @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, an executive producer of Bravemax, as he rewatches a clip from the movie's tearjerking climax for the seventh time this day. "Look at how well @@RANDOMMALENAME_1@@ is able to express his emotions on the battlefield. Yes, he may not be a spitting image of the legendary king himself, but what matters at the end of the day is that he's able to deliver a meaningful portrayal. Come on guys. It's ENTERTAINMENT. I didn't see anyone besides a couple of nerds at the premiere complain about the historically-inaccurate battle armour, and why should they? It's not a documentary or anything, and these... liberties with the truth make it a far better watch. Tell the Maxtopians to back off and give studios full control over these kinds of creative and casting decisions."
[effect] slander is okay if it is viewed in IMAX
[option] "Erm, actually, the battle armour was historically accurate, it's the way the Maxtopian army rode their horses that we take issue with." chimes in @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of the aforementioned nerds. "Anyways, these 'historical dramas' are utter tripe full of embellishments with no consideration for accuracy whatsoever, as all they want to do is sell tickets and bait the awards shows. Can you imagine how many of these vapid flicks have misled the public into believing exaggerated lies? It's about time we banned all these awful films and shows and ecnouraged everyone to watch some properly-researched documentaries on the same subject. Some of these mouth-breathing moviegoers could do with learning something useful for once."
[effect] children hoping to watch "The Lion King" have to settle for savannah documentaries instead