Two such teams were the two "Saints" of Group A, the St. Kanye Surge and the Saint-Jean-Jacques et Burnham-on-Stove Tapirs, who were scheduled to face each other next at the former's home turf. The Surge started the tournament 1-2, but have since won seven straight; the Tapirs dropped all seven of their outings in the first leg of the double round robin eliminations before stringing together three victories, and by rather large margins at that. One of these streaks was bound to end during this "Battle of the Saints", and it turned out to be the Tapirs', the Surge proving way too much for them in a 61-10 obliteration. Quarterbacks R.J. Linetti and Tim Hunt threw for over 250 yards and two touchdowns apiece, James Rasputin once again attempted and made four field goals, and the defense and special teams also contributed to the huge margin of victory.
In order for the fans and officials to be able to follow the Tapirs more easily, stadium personnel provided them a day before the game with a new set of jerseys free of charge. The jerseys followed SJJeBOS' national color scheme, yellow with red names on the back, with the addition of red numbers on both the front and back, done sequentially based on position and roster depth. Injured and inactive players were not skipped over. Here is the list:
1Q STK Moore 28 pass from Linetti (Rasputin kick) STK 7-0
The Tapirs had the ball first, but the Yeezie defense prevented them from even reaching midfield on their first drive and forced them to punt. During the Surge's turn to try and score, R.J. Linetti's first three throws all went for first downs, and he eventually connected with Patrick Moore for the score.
1Q STK field goal Rasputin 44 STK 10-0
A few minutes later, Rasputin made it ten-nil in favor of the home team when he banged in this field goal from more than forty yards out.
1Q STK Fredericks 69 pass from Linetti (Rasputin kick) STK 17-0
It would only take the Surge two plays to score on this drive, the first being a fifteen-yard scramble by Linetti, and then the second being a short pass to Deshawn Fredericks which he ran in for a very nice gain (get it? Because it's 69 yards....)
2Q STK Bradman 51 interception return (Rasputin kick) STK 24-0
Down 17-nil after just one quarter of play, the Jean-Jacquois became desperate for points early. They moved the ball mainly through the air, which appeared to work well at first, but then one of Arielle Bellerose-Deslongchamps' passes was batted into the hands of Yeezie safety Gary Bradman, who took it all the way to the house, even as Tapir players pursued him. Rasputin made the point after, and now St. Kanye were ahead by two dozen.
2Q STK Carter 55 return of blocked field goal (Rasputin kick) STK 31-0
Tapirs kicker Ji-yoo Han showed during his team's 50-6 demolition of A Place Somewhere that he has a hell of a strong leg, making a 63-yard field goal. He would attempt another long kick against the Surge, to no avail. Not only was his kick blocked, it was returned by rookie cornerback Ishrael Carter all the way for the kick six, less than two minutes after Bradman recorded the pick six.
2Q SJJ F. Guirguis 10 run (Han kick) STK 31-7
The visitors finally found the end zone in the final minute of the second quarter on a ten-yard touchdown run by François-Pierre Guirguis, but the Surge were not done scoring yet...
2Q STK field goal Rasputin 65 STK 34-7
... as Rasputin capped off the first half with an incredible field goal from 65 yards out, two more than what Han did against APS.
3Q STK Johns 88 kick return (Rasputin kick) STK 41-7
Since they received the kickoff at the start of the first half, the Tapirs will be the ones kicking off to start the second. Taylor Johns caught the ball and started running, weaving through defenders, staying behind teammates who were clearing a path for him, and eventually leaping into the end zone to grow the Yeezie lead even more.
3Q SJJ field goal Han 35 STK 41-10
Han may have been blocked earlier, but this time he would succeed in getting the Jean-Jacquois into double digits with three more points.
3Q STK Laney-Seymour 32 pass from Hunt (Rasputin kick) STK 48-10
Given their large lead at halftime, head coach Jeff Delphine of the Surge made the decision to bench Linetti, Fredericks, Moore, and a few other starting players. Hunt took over under center, and he would continue the onslaught started by the first string, throwing a pass to RFL standout Josh Laney-Seymour for a TD and a 37-point lead (38 with the XP, of course).
4Q STK field goal Rasputin 29 STK 51-10
4Q STK field goal Rasputin 41 STK 54-10
The Surge continued to bury the Tapirs deeper, Rasputin adding two more FGs to his tally during the fourth quarter.
4Q STK Cooley 15 pass from Hunt (Rasputin kick) STK 61-10
And then, to wrap things up, Hunt found backup tight end Jonald Cooley for the former's second touchdown pass of the contest, and the latter's first receiving TD as part of the national team.
"Really great win for this team, I guess you could call it a statement win," spoke Coach Delphine during the post-game presser. "We made some great plays and scored points early, and that's when we got hot, and we were able to maintain that level of intensity throughout halftime and until the final whistle," he continued. "You couldn't blame us for throwing all we have at the Tapirs though - we were well aware of their three straight wins and how well they did on both sides of the ball, especially that fifty bomb they dropped on the Somewherians. So we figured, they'd be confident enough to aim for an upset against us, and of course we couldn't let that happen."
A few minutes after the end of the game, the Surge players and staff found out that the team from Cardenao had just upset the Ko-oren Dragonflies by a score of 20-7, effectively giving the boys in purple and lime the Group A lead on head to head. "That's nice to hear," Fredericks would be heard saying. "Thanks and congrats to our Cardenaoan brethren!" However, the team also understood that there are still three games left to play, and so if they want to get a favorable seeding during the playoff stages, they would need to protect that lead and ensure they match or surpass their Ko-orenite rivals in number of wins.
"First order of things, we shall need to zap those Dragonflies next week," Linetti said. The initial meeting between the purple and lime and the green and blue ended with the former prevailing in a 26-10 upset at Surge Field, something they will look to replicate when they fly to the Northern Arena in Aebanna (or Aevanna, whichever one prefers). "It was not enough that we showed we could pull it off. What we need the world to know is that we could do it again."
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| MD | Opponent | Rank | Score | Record | Place |
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| 1 | @Cassadaigua | 15 | W 19-17 | 1-0 | 4th |
| 2 | Gyatso-kai | 8 | L 22-37 | 1-1 | 5th |
| 3 | @Cardenao | UR | L 27-35 | 1-2 | 5th |
| 4 | @SJJeBOS | UR | W 41-27 | 2-2 | 6th |
| 5 | Ko-oren | 3 | W 26-10 | 3-2 | 4th |
| 6 | @Rouyoute | 23 | W 16- 9 | 4-2 | 3rd |
| 7 | A Place Somewhere | UR | W 49-14 | 5-2 | 2nd |
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| 8 | Cassadaigua | 15 | W 40-10 | 6-2 | 2nd |
| 9 | @Gyatso-kai | 8 | W 50-38 | 7-2 | 2nd |
| 10 | Cardenao | UR | W 33-20 | 8-2 | 2nd |
| 11 | SJJeBOS | UR | W 61-10 | 9-2 | 1st |
| 12 | @Ko-oren | 3 | | | |
| 13 | Rouyoute | 23 | | | |
| 14 | @A Place Somewhere | UR | | | |
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