Embassy of The West Pacific | April 2024 Western Post!

[Giovanniland]

Loved the "Twentyish Anniversary" piece, and the links through to the posts. Really interesting.

Indeed, the RMB posts about TWP history during the anniversary celebration week are a great read! It was nice to help organize the celebration and I'm of course thankful for the TWPers that talked about our regional history.

[MANS0N]

Very cool, the history nerd in me enjoyed the anniversary article.

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - June 2023 Issue

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The Western Post's June 2023 issue is out now!! Read all about our plans for TWPride, a new spotlight of TWP card collections, the start of the Esferos F1 World Championship, and much more—grab your copy before they run out, and don't forget to upvote!

Be sure to check out the new issue here, and don't forget to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - July 2023 Issue

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Coming now to your virtual mailbox, the July issue of The Western Post!!

Highlights include inaugural editions of Nox's Fireside Histories and Photos of the World, all about the past month's TWPride activities, and much more!! Enjoy your reading and don't forget to upvote!

Be sure to check out the new issue here, and don't forget to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - August 2023 Issue

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Hark! A flying roll of paper! The August 2023 issue of The Western Post is out!

In one of the largest issues of our newspaper so far, we've got two great articles by new writers, as well as a Culture in Focus feature about Essex, new editions of Nox's Fireside Histories and Photos of the World, and much more!

Be sure to check out the new issue here, and don't forget to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - September 2023 Issue

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Extra, extra! The September 2023 Issue of The Western Post has just hit the newsstands—this month we have a special review of our last year to celebrate three years since the rebranding and four of unbroken publication! Happy Anniversary to the Post!

We also have other interesting articles such as another edition of Photos of the World, all about the regional Casserole of Humanity event, and a nice new puzzle ready to be solved!

Come celebrate by reading and upvoting it here!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - October 2023 Issue

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Hark! A flying roll of paper! The October issue of The Western Post is out!

Highlights include KHAN's successfully-tested guide to making the apocalypse fair, fun, and wholesome; a retrospective on TWP's medieval festival with Anteria; the first part of a travel blog on Japan; and not one but two puzzles for all to solve!

Read it here and don't forget to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - November 2023 Issue

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Extra, extra! The November 2023 Issue of The Western Post is now available!

This edition features all about ancient wine drinking, our victory against the marsupials on Z-Day, Japanese cuisine, and much more!

Read it here and be sure to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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Fellowship of Regional Diplomacy

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You’ve come to expect greatness from us. It makes sense after all. From mystical journeys with magical girls to the cementing of sacred bond between Wolf and Crab, the West does not disappoint. And we’re proud to say we’ve delivered greatness once again. People of NationStates, feast your eyes upon the all new Fellowship of Regional Diplomacy with our friends in FOCUS.

It has all the fan favorite features that make the ladies, dudes, and assorted gender-defying entities go wild. Those luxurious diplomatic provisions, that smooth leather cultural clause…did I mention the seat warmers?

Introducing the 2023 FORD FOCUS. You’re welcome.

[Jar Wattinree]

Introducing the 2023 FORD FOCUS. You’re welcome.

Fix or Repair Daily?

[Blight-Bane]

Fix or Repair Daily?

Found On Road Dead?

[United Calanworie]

Driver Returning On Foot?

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

Introducing the 2023 FORD FOCUS. You’re welcome.

Fix or Repair Daily?

At least it’s not a Lotus - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Anyway, nothing wrong with a Ford Focus - I’ve owned a couple of them over the years. Reliable, easy to drive and gets you where you want to be. Just like this treaty.

[Hulldom]

“Sensible cars bought by sensible people?”<— Hey, I think discovered a possible tagline!

[Taduwe]

At least it’s not a Lotus - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

Fedele did nothing wrong.

Also does it drive under water?

[Tinhampton]

This Nissan lifer strongly agrees with TWP's marketing premise

[Aenglaland]

This treay looks way more reliable than those 1.0 EcoBoost engines, Ford could learn a thing or two with this.

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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7th Annual TWP Secret Santa!

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The West Pacific's Midwinter Shenanigans celebrations have started! The Community Calendar has been unveiled, and in particular we wish to invite everyone to participate in the TWP Secret Santa open to residents of any region!

In order to participate:

1. Fill out this sign-up form first!
2. Sign-ups will close December 7th and names will be randomly drawn and sent out the next day.
3. Make your Secret Santa a gift! We'll inform you of their suggestions, but you can and should ask around for any help!
4. Deliver your gift to your partner via telegram between December 25th to 31st.
5. Be sure to thank your Secret Santa once you receive your gift! Please let us know if you haven't received your gift by December 31st.

Rules:

1. Don't reveal your or someone else's gift or recipient early;
2. If you cannot complete or deliver your gift on time, please let us know before December 25th;
3. Your gift can be anything, provided it follows site rules;
4. Have fun!

We can't wait to see what everyone comes up with! Be sure to share this post and invite your friends to participate! Send a message to Zoran for any queries.

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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Appointment of new TWPAF Captain

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Due to real life, Nagaraningrad has made the decision to step down as Captain (Commander) of the The West Pacific Armed Forces. Nagara is to be credited for stepping up during a period of uncertainty within the organization, and laying the groundwork for recent growth. We thank Nagara for his service.

We are also confident that the TWPAF will remain in good hands. Effective immediately, upon the recommendation of the departing Commander and the assent of the Delegate, Teralyon has been appointed as the new Captain of the The West Pacific Armed Forces!

Tera is a longtime officer and has served as First Mate in the past. His command experience and operational skills are second to none in the organization. He has played an important role in training our newest officers and in keeping Greenhorns in line, and is the natural choice to take on the Captain’s hat.

As Captain, Teralyon will also be the primary point of contact for military cooperation with the West Pacific. Thank you, Nagara, and congratulations to Tera!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - December 2023 Issue

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Coming now to your virtual mailbox, the December 2023 issue of The Western Post!!

Here you can read about ancient cuisine and Japanese culture, appreciate some cool photos, have a try at solving two exciting puzzles, and much more!! Enjoy your reading and don't forget to upvote!

Be sure to check out the new issue here, and don't forget to upvote!

[The West Pacific Master Dispatch]

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The Western Post - January 2024 Issue

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The first newspaper edition of 2024 is here! The Western Post's January 2024 Issue features a new TWP Roleplay spotlight, a retrospective of the Card Club's contests in 2023, two great puzzles for you to solve now with challenge coin awards, and much more!!

Be sure to check out the new issue here, and don't forget to upvote!

[Varanius]

Plundered territory:
https://www.nationstates.net/region=valdosta

Brought to you by:

The West Pacific Armed Forces
Captain Teralyon
Quartermaster Bran Astor (Point)
Sailing Master Giovanniland
Boatswain Fujai (Trigger)
Boatswain Nagaraningrad
Boatswain Varanius (Moral Support)
Striker Blue Bubble
Striker The Perfection Isles
Crewman Artago
Crewman VoidBlob

Lone Wolves United:
Khan Chef Big Dog
Taishi A Bloodred Moon
Khalif Red Crest
Cherbi Bervinland
Kheshig Gorganthium
Kheshig Hyperwolf
Kheshig The Sea of Shadows
Wolf Abrolhos
Wolf Ramlethal

[Guess and Check]

ok that graphic is cool as shiz

[Cosgirnia]

ok that graphic is cool as shiz

New nostalgia critic intro just dropped

[Improper Classifications]

And post 666 too