Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

by **Urine Town** » Sat Feb 11, 2023 6:56 pm

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by **Low bloods** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 1:41 am

A faint shreik could be heard from outside the saloon doors as a struggle could be heard from outside but if one were to look out the window it was too dark to see, a streetlamp was shedding light on the bare desert roads but it was farther off into the night.

Suddenly a shadowlike figure walks over to the saloon in a rather uncanny manner. Like a zombie it slowly made its way to the door, almost falling over itself it can be heard leanings against the wood, clawing the wood and panting like an injured animal the batwing doors open a bit as an eye glares into the room before leaning in to fully open one of the doors.

It seemed to be somthing covered in a featherlike cloth like it was ashamed of it's appearance it hid under this cloth withvis glare shifting ever so slightly as it slawly made its way to a booth, rather than taking a seat it just fell face first into the leather cushion.

by **Floofybit** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:02 am

"Hot dang, no one ever comes here. Weird, because the drinks are bloody delicious."

by **Syrvanian Republic** » Tue Feb 28, 2023 10:19 pm

An exhausted SFA Soldier walks in, his sleeves torn at the forearm, with cloth, linen, or whatever else he could find replacing the torn parts. His armor rig having remnants of bullets that hadn't fully penetrated. His holster is empty, no trace of whatever sidearm he was issued, his AK-103 is covered in mud and scratches, odds are it's jammed or empty.

Making his way to a seat he did his best to remain composed, probably confused as to what's going on around him. When he located an empty seat, he looked around, lighting himself a smoke while kicking back. He'd lay his worn carbine down by his side, attempting to gain a moment of rest.

by **Burvenchkaht** » Thu Mar 09, 2023 5:38 am

Syrvanian Republic wrote:An exhausted SFA Soldier walks in, his sleeves torn at the forearm, with cloth, linen, or whatever else he could find replacing the torn parts. His armor rig having remnants of bullets that hadn't fully penetrated. His holster is empty, no trace of whatever sidearm he was issued, his AK-103 is covered in mud and scratches, odds are it's jammed or empty.

Making his way to a seat he did his best to remain composed, probably confused as to what's going on around him. When he located an empty seat, he looked around, lighting himself a smoke while kicking back. He'd lay his worn carbine down by his side, attempting to gain a moment of rest.

"Howdy Partner
...

You look mighty hurt, need a bandage?"

by **Riley Gen** » Fri Mar 10, 2023 12:30 pm

Awakes from an apparent blackout and slowly rises off floor.

Arceus Christ, what was the expiration date on that vegetable oil?

by **Ardchu** » Fri Mar 10, 2023 1:04 pm

A well-dressed grizzly bear saunters into the saloon, and asks for a drink in (almost) good English. He has the money to pay for it, and is looking cheerful.

by **Floofybit** » Fri Mar 10, 2023 8:02 pm

"hm... some new people have shown up."

*Ashtyn sips his juice thoughtfully*

by **Ardchu** » Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:18 pm

Gaekol looks around. He knows he's probably getting a few weird stares. Grizzlies are known for being violent, barbaric creatures. He scoffs in his head. Not every grizzly is like that. He grabs his drink, and takes a few careful sips.

by **Floofybit** » Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:11 am

Ashtyn eyed the bear. He looked strangely passive, maybe even docile. This wasn't the norm for most bears, but anthropomorphism always brings out the best in animals.

by **Ardchu** » Tue Mar 14, 2023 7:11 am

Gaekol noticed the dog watching him. He growled, hoping to get him to stop staring.

by **New Treyland** » Tue Mar 14, 2023 7:17 am

An Irelandball walks in. "I'll have the usual," he says to the bartender. The bartender pours him some Guinness and says, "How do Countryballs drink again?"

by **The Astral Mandate** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:29 am

"I'll have what Ireland's havin', thank ya very much."

by **Mindhart** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:10 am

The door opens, bringing a tidal wave of water with it as well as a soggy, orange, fox-like protogen. It walks up to the bar, sighing in exhaustion.
"Got any Ramen in this joi-" It freezes, Noticing the giant... "What in the name of Nokia are YOU?!

by **New Treyland** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:39 am

"Huh. Maybe that's why nobody comes here."

by **Ardchu** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:42 am

New Treyland wrote:"Huh. Maybe that's why nobody comes here."

"Probably right about that," Gaekol says, shaking water out of his fur.

by **Mindhart** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:47 am

The protogen is still staring at the bear in utter disbelief. "Uh... 'Scuse me... What Model are you? you have no visible mechanical parts, yet you are wearing a suit and you talk!"

by **Ardchu** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:55 am

Mindhart wrote:The protogen is still staring at the bear in utter disbelief. "Uh... 'Scuse me... What Model are you? you have no visible mechanical parts, yet you are wearing a suit and you talk!"

Gaekol growled. "I'm no machine. I am a grizzly bear, through and through. I learned English in school. There a problem with that?"

by **Mindhart** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:15 am

Ardchu wrote:
Mindhart wrote:The protogen is still staring at the bear in utter disbelief. "Uh... 'Scuse me... What Model are you? you have no visible mechanical parts, yet you are wearing a suit and you talk!"

Gaekol growled. "I'm no machine. I am a grizzly bear, through and through. I learned English in school. There a problem with that?"

The protogen jumped. "No, no! Sorry! I've just never seen an... Ah... 'Bear' before. Sorry! My bad." Eyebrows appeared on the visor, scrunched in confusion. "Actually, where am I?"

by **The NAC** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 12:47 pm

A man wearing an orange Mars suit with a US flag on his shoulder walks in and takes of the suit revealing a blue t-shirt and tan cargo pants. He asks only for water and then asks, "Is this still Mars?"

by **Ardchu** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 1:03 pm

Mindhart wrote:
Ardchu wrote:Gaekol growled. "I'm no machine. I am a grizzly bear, through and through. I learned English in school. There a problem with that?"

The protogen jumped. "No, no! Sorry! I've just never seen an... Ah... 'Bear' before. Sorry! My bad." Eyebrows appeared on the visor, scrunched in confusion. "Actually, where am I?"

“Ram’s head saloon. You get drinks here,” Gaekol explained, taking a swig of his drink. This… thing was really getting on his nerves.

by **Floofybit** » Sat Mar 18, 2023 3:24 pm

The bear did not look amused. Ashtyn's tail dropped. He retreated to the lounge to take a nap. He assumed he would only make things worse.

by **The Aituia** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:09 am

Ardchu wrote:
Mindhart wrote:The protogen is still staring at the bear in utter disbelief. "Uh... 'Scuse me... What Model are you? you have no visible mechanical parts, yet you are wearing a suit and you talk!"

Gaekol growled. "I'm no machine. I am a grizzly bear, through and through. I learned English in school. There a problem with that?"

The young man [possibly a time traveller] looking quite weird, jokes " Oh hello, Paddington! "
Clearly, no one knew that joke... unless...

by **Ardchu** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:31 am

The Aituia wrote:
Ardchu wrote:Gaekol growled. "I'm no machine. I am a grizzly bear, through and through. I learned English in school. There a problem with that?"

The young man [possibly a time traveller] looking quite weird, jokes " Oh hello, Paddington! "
Clearly, no one knew that joke... unless...

Gaekol growled. Stupid humans. He turned to the young man, showing off his full height.
"Perhaps you should learn to not make jokes about me," he said, gruffly.

by **New Treyland** » Mon Mar 20, 2023 5:49 am

"Another bottle of Guinness, please. Also, do you have Yahtzee in the lounge? If you don't, that's a tragedy on par with human trafficking."

"Bit of an exaggeration, but you get what I mean."

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