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Saint Eleanor
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Saint Eleanor » Tue Nov 22, 2022 11:41 pm

OOC: Before I check out of Hotel Harmonia to find out whether I've accidentally forgotten to pay my parking ticket or I get a free promotion to the executive suite the next time I stay at any Wright, Collins and Carter-owned hotel, I have a few people I'd like to thank for the good times. Credo and Del, thanks for facilitating this particular outlet (and Del in particular for helping me get to grips with his geography). Wightseaquilte, thanks for making me giggle in the most obviously football way possible. Mert, thanks for the feedback on Education Beyond Saint Eleanor; I appreciated it. Card, thanks for the encouragement throughout - and for letting me see the letter J in a new light.

And you, Llama. You've been a helpful, generally awesome RPer for years, and that hasn't changed over the course of this tournament: so thanks in advance for being a worthy final opponent, both in an IC and OOC sense. Even if I'm entirely convinced I'm going to lose 2-1. Let the game begin!
Oneshot: Halcyon Days

Half an hour before kickoff - Sunday 1st September 2002

A deathly silence had descended, however slowly, on the away dressing room. People were looking at each other, focused, but confused. Well aware they had to win this match, this one match, against Yuezhou to seal their names in history, forever, like their manager did. But not too confident that they could deliver on the promises, the expectations, of half a million people tucked away on a frantic little island in northern Anaia.

Then... what happened? The most familiar face of all entered. The one they had known for years; the one they had come to with questions, concerns, commentary for weeks. The one who knew what this felt like.

"I have submitted the teamsheet. None of you have any reason to panic." Priscilla Evans' voice was a bit coarse - as it always was - but no less calming; no less authoritative.

"Why... shouldn't I panic?" asked a sceptical Tim Brandon. He shouldn't. I'll sub him on around seventy minutes in.

"Because I know you, and everyone else on this team, can deliver for us. I accept this might seem hypothetical: you might look at your successes against Wang Jiahui of Nyowani Kitara, or - for some of our more experienced players - various successes against Yue club sides, only to brush those aside when you realise that neither Wang nor any of the club players who you vanquished have any place in the Yue roster today. But, as you are all aware, past glories are no guarantee of future glories; nor are uncertain pasts set to lead to rocky futures. Think of all the times you have played an unfamiliar team before, not knowing what in particular to expect, only to then deliver victory. This outcome is not out of the question today."

"I've lost a few before." I won't ask Harriet if she was thinking about Southbay Riveria.

"As I have said, the only thing that matters is your attitude right now. The fears that may have come before are immaterial; hopes as to what could come next are useless. You need to make sure that you fight for every single square inch, for every iota of possession, and for every last chance. If you do not, we will not win."

"I'll put my body on the line, alright, but fighting... how can I do that without getting in trouble?" Lydia's learned her lesson from the Poafmersia game. She won't get in trouble.

"Stephen, myself, and our coaching staff have offered personalised instructions over the past couple of days. The system is key and all of you know how it works, although it'll be a bit more conservative than normal. Two changes: Esther's in for Sam, who could have proven a bit of a liability, and Katie's up front for purely pragmatic purposes."

"And how will the system be more conservative?" I meant Sam would have racked up cards. He's asking the big questions here, don't worry.

"I was going to explain that. The defensive triad - John, Liam and Esther - should stay back, as normal, and go long. I know long balls are out of fashion these days, but the Yue front three want you to go short so they can win possession. Don't fall for it."

"Thank you. I will do my best to ensure a good outcome," said Esther Launceston. Right frame of mind. No uncertainty, no concerns; just determination. She's even smiling a little bit.

"Don't fuck up, lads." Liam is always right; he's the captain. Mr Bailey's silent, but he normally is.

"Cathy and Exandra, I'm going to ask you not to overlap as much as you did in the semi; that nearly cost us. Look to passing forwards as a first resort, but be sensible. Cathy, please keep in mind you'll have to get stuck in a bit; Luo Nanwei plays the Jessica Martin role."

"I fear Tim more than Jess, honestly. But I know how to look into space, think about where the opposition's going to go... and so on," declared Cathy Winchester. This woman is very, very good.

"I can control myself!" swore Exandra Davies. Typical Sandy. A bit exuberant, but on balance, she'll be a professional tonight.

"I was thinking a bit about this earlier today, but I've decided to stick for the normal midfielders in their normal places. And if the ball is in midfield, something wrong has happened. Bridget, you should be leading the line and trying to right that wrong. I don't really need to tell you how to act: you should try to look after Li and Wen, prevent effective interplay and drop a bit deeper if necessary, but push forward as soon as you can."

"Understood. Although it's worth noting I'll get a bit of help with that." Eleanorians like being understated like that. No egos. Wouldn't want to be anywhere else right now.

"Indeed you do. Sylvia, you need to look after the attacking midfielders, too; we need to keep this a two-on-two contest. But you're more responsible for physically moving the play from defence to attack when you have the ball, moving past the Yueren and setting up the more attacking players - and when long passes emerge, you need to go forward and try and mitigate against Wan Sheping in the air."

"Alright!" The princess definitely isn't normally this excited.

"Steve, I know you might feel a bit left out, but you still have a job to do. When you get the ball, think strategically: a forwards pass to Katie is usually a good idea. Attempting a shot from distance is another option, although that'll come about rarely. Yes, I know about Sylvia, but you'll be Katie's last line most of the time, so make use of it and see us through."

"Dutifully obliged, miss." I'm not Steve's teacher. That's Bridget's job, if anything.

"The wider midfielders need to be attentive; they could decide us this game. David, beware Dong Xiaowang. Yuezhou are easily stronger on the right flank - your left-hand side. If he gets the ball off you, there is a risk that he will push forward, supply Luo, and put us in danger. If in doubt, an early cross is safest; I expect the centrebacks and Wan in midfield to be relatively immobile and easier to break down than a sudden wide attack."

"Better an early cross on time than a timely cross too late." David IS clockwork - he doesn't just work like it. Looking forward to seeing what he can do.

"And Jessica, given the situation, you have about as much free rein as you'd normally expect. Jetting past Lu or even moving to a more central position, within reason, would be good if it means you get to squeeze out opportunities. If you're stranded, however, you should have enough room to fire off a normal pass to a teammate or - again - to pump it long for Katie."

"I can't guarantee anything, but I'll immerse myself in the task at hand." More likely a cannonball into the deep end than a dignified climb down the stairs. Jess has almost seen it all by now.

"Katie, this might come as a surprise, but you're going to be our starting striker again, even if for a day. We won't be all defensive: we need a bit of attacking sparkle when it comes to it, too. You know how to make your own luck, but remember to pay attention to balls coming in, too - and don't get caught offside. We've had a bit of an issue with offside traps this tournament."

"You forgot the most obvious point!" Hahahahaehehehe. Nice one, Katie. You're going to do just fine.

"I was a striker myself... I should know."

"Funny. How can I make a difference?" wondered Alan Eldridge, much-maligned, barely-fielded and his time with the national team almost over. You won't.

"You've been paying attention - which is good. If you can do the same on the field, like I know you've done far too often for Army and Navy, that'ld be brilliant. It shouldn't surprise you in the least to realise you'll be on the bench and you'll probably stay there - but please don't just sit down watching the match. Offer moral support to your teammates; think like a fan, act like a player, and you're well on your way."

"Are you thinking of actually using any subs?" asked an overly-eager Adam Denby. If we're desperate, you're on for Steve.

"I'll be using all three substitution opportunities in the ninety, but it'll depend on what the situation is. If Lu poses a big threat on the left, Tim's coming on for Jessica; he's younger, faster and a bit less afraid of a scrap. If he gets cut out of the attack or we need more goals, I'm open to taking off Steve for one of the strikers; no matter what happens, it'll create a good partner dynamic between power and finesse. I'll be keeping two defensive midfielders in the setup: Bridget is safe, but if we need to secure the lead, Lydia will most likely be replacing Sylvia to facilitate that. And, of course, emergencies could happen - although I trust that they won't."

"This reminds me; I must pray," said Lydia Nicholls, somehow not the most devout Christian in the squad. She respects everyone and vice versa during prayer time. No wonder she likes it here.

"We must pray!" Exandra couldn't care less about religion, but at least she has a good memory. "And a full satsuma this time, thanks."

"Dear Lord, we have prepared well for the upcoming football match. Please help us to discharge our responsibilities while we are playing with the utmost care and focus, and to be graceful, dignified and respectful after the match, whatever the result. Amen." Most people prayed. Only a few amen-ed. Bridget, Cathy, Aaron and Sylvia, the Catholics. Dekky and Narry, the Gladom Newion. Liam, the captain. Denise, out of habit and a desire not to offend. That's the biggest fault-line in the squad.

And then Priscilla lobbed the satsuma towards Exandra. Good call. "I'll take the rind... thank you. It normally takes Sandy about three minutes to finish half a satsuma, so I'll give you seven minutes before going out there at least; no more than fifteen. Does anybody have anything else to say?"

"What's the general approach?"

"That's a good question, Arielle: hold the line when necessary, keep a good defensive structure; but don't be afraid to attack when the stars align, and try and go direct if needs be."

"Yuezhou have been playing a 4-3-3 a lot, although the main striker, Liu Huiying, likes dropping back. Jordan Huerta was a deep-lying striker and he caused problems in the last sixteen. How do we plan to keep her under control tonight and avoid the basic mistakes we saw against Poafmersia?" Bridget Coombe. Future Saint Eleanor manager.

"The marking plan today will be pragmatic. The fullbacks will have their own wide midfielders to worry about. The more central defenders - including the defensive midfielders - should take stock of the situation and go after whoever they believe poses the greatest threat on the ball, but not overzealously. I've seen zealous marking lead to free attackers pose a real threat far too often. No moooooore hands? Yes, Melcheta."

"You said we shouldn't worry about our past fears or about the final. But you haven't said we shouldn't take any examples from the good games we've had in the past?"

"I quite honestly believe we should. We are Saint Eleanor. You are Saint Eleanor. Some of you remember the Baptism of Fire, the awe and wonder and untested players from everywhere, and how we knocked off the Ochre Islands on our way to the quarterfinals. About as many will remember that inaugural Cup of Harmony, where we held Banija - once and future World Cup finalists - to an excellent goalless draw. It might not have felt like it, but it gave us a massive boost of confidence." A look around: attentive, willing to listen. Even Exandra.

"With good reason... even qualified successes were few in the coming years. But not for too long: we emerged from one of the biggest, messiest arguments in our nation's history to grab points off all the big teams come the 91st qualifiers - whether they be Elephants, Dragons, the Rising Sun, or just plain old Ochre Islands. And when the time came to prove yourself in the playoffs, you fended off a far more experienced Juvencus side in the most marginal, hard-fought way possible. So did our opponents tonight. And they, too, proclaim themselves Dragons. As I've said, look at the positives." They're looking more confident, happier... readier, dare I say it.

"I'll consider my job done when we win the World Cup for a second time!" She said that two years ago. Still saying it now. Why?

"First things first, Exandra. We picked off Nyowani Kitara in the World Cup itself, and again on the first day of qualifying last year, with powerful, effective performances. Over the course of the coming months, you put Cordia to the sword, drew The Holy Empire both times - the second-best team in the world, at last count - and dragged them from being hot favourites to a playoff defeat against Geektopia. As a result, we are in the Cup of Harmony final. Juan Tzimisces' hyperactive hamsters are not. You know how; you know why."

"Go ooooooooooon!" Thanks, Jessica. I needed that.

"Those days, certainly, were iconic. They all had one thing in common: we worked to exploit weaknesses in other teams, kept together under pressure, focused on the task at hand and succeeded. But these days, the ones coming ahead of us, will truly be remembered as the Halcyon Days. Not only because this is the much-feted Cenial Halcyon. Not only because this is a major tournament final. But, on top of that, because you are in a well-rounded, well-developed and well-connected team. This is your time to show the doubters - almost every pundit in almost every country - wrong. This is your time to underscore your quality, and the quality of your teammates, in the biggest game of your life. This is your time to make an impression; your time to show the world, once more, what you can do. And, most importantly, your time to stick to the plan and claim the biggest triumph in your history. I can reassure you that you are ready."

For a few seconds, she wasn't quite sure if everyone got the message. "Hell yeah, I'm ready!" Aaron again. He's normally much more sober and he isn't even starting... But I think it's starting to click. "Come follow me out here - we'll show them!"

THE BEGINNING
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Civil Rights Lovefest

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Seeing the two teams that advanced from the Group in hwhich we ourrselves played reach the second and third places overall makes urrs feel less bad about having lost to both of them at that stage.
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Postby West Barack and East Obama » Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:59 am

NATASHA OBASHA: SPECIAL REPORTER

12th November


"Great. So after all this work, we still haven't eliminated Wolfgang Obamadeus-Mozart as a suspect. He could had still been the culprit the whole time." I sighed. "Why didn't he eat the tacos anyway?"

"I think he told me about this. He doesn't trust Taco Bell after a bathroom incident last time. And I think that one wasn't due to cholera at all. Well, that's irrelevant anyway. Let's try and get a confession out of this Charles Obama fellow." Bar-Rack replied.

"I wouldn't be so quick to approach him. We need a plan. This guy is pretty much Obaman royalty after all." I replied. "Also, what motive would he even have to poison everyone? He could have all of them executed if they wanted to, no point sneaking around poisoning people for no apparent reason. No, it has to be someone else."

"What about one of the substitutes? Maybe they wanted to get everyone injured so they could have a chance to play!" Bar-Rack pondered.

"No no no, the yellow boots. Only first teamers get to wear the yellow boots. Do keep up." I replied.

"But the culprit could had just taken them..." said Bar-Rack.

Oh, yeah. We spent the rest of the evening devising plans on how to figure out how to catch the yellow boots thief, who would lead us to our taco poisoner. After long hard discussions, we came to the obvious and logical conclusion: simply asking the players before their match against Baggieland.

13th November


Even in Delaclava, it seems that flashing my BBC ID anywhere can get me into any press conference, and as a result a bunch of private areas. Well, they probably had to pay most people to come to these pre-match press conferences as it was the most boring one I'd even been too. And I'd been to at least three sheep tariffs-related ones in the past few weeks. Coaches from two already-eliminated teams talking about tactics and rubbish. Most of the journalists were dozing off already, so nobody noticed when the two of us slipped off to get into the changing rooms.

"Being a reporter's assistant is actually pretty fun. It's certainly easier than writing rap lyrics." Bar-Rack whispered to me.

"You can submit your application to me in writing later if you really want it. Otherwise, shush. Focus on the mission. Try and find Fred Olibama." I retorted. Fred Olibama, the team's star striker AND kit man, would surely know about any disappearances in yellow football boots if anyone was to know.

We stood in a broom closet near the changing rooms waiting for him to walk by to ask a few questions, but we could see him putting freshly washed jerseys in everyone's locker from the ajar door. I walked in and asked: "Woah, it's the kit man for the West Barack and East Obama national football team!"

"Oh! Hey there! It's nice for someone to finally recognise my work here instead of just 'scoring goals'." he replied cheerfully, oddly enough. "Do you like these designs? I made them specially for the Cup of Harmony but the FA refused to use them, but since it's the last game I've just gone ahead and done it. Do you like them?" He shoved a particularly hideous blend of bright red and dark blue into my face, making me gag.

"Yeah... it's great! Can't wait to... see it live." I replied through gritted teeth.

"Well, excellent! So what can I do for you two young ladies today. I'm a bit busy so if you want a signed shirt or signed boots or anything..." He pulled out a sharpie from his shirt pocket and handed it to me, but I declined.

"Thanks for the offer, but we have something really important to ask you: did you notice anything suspicious about the usage of yellow boots during the home match against Saint Eleanor in World Cup Qualifying? I know it's a long shot since it was quite a while ago but..." I continued asking, but he interrupted.

"How could I forget? I carefully log all of these down in my spreadsheets. Charles Obama reported his football boots missing that day, and I had to get some backup ones. He was quite angry, I can tell you that. Why do you ask? If you want, I could give you his current ones over there, but they're a bit big for you I'd think." Olibama replied.

"He lost his boots? How did that happen. Pfft, imagine the royal butler being that careless..." Bar-Rack added.

"Well, it's not really his fault. Charles INSISTS that the younger reserve players, which he calls his apprentices, do everything for him. Including fetch his boots. I don't know why he trusts me since I'm the kit guy, and look at what happened. Jeez." Olibama rolled his eyes.

"Wait, so a reserve player took them? Who was it?" I asked.

"Me." I heard a voice from above me, then saw a shadowy figure drop from a hole in the ceiling whilst wielding a pistol. Wow, that was some impressive gymnastics, but HOLY FUCK. All three of us put out hands in the air.

"Otto? What the hell are you doing?" Olibama asked.
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Postby West Barack and East Obama » Wed Dec 07, 2022 1:14 am

NATASHA OBASHA: SPECIAL REPORTER

13th November


Well, that was an unexpected twist. Otto Obama-Richards, the synchronised swimming guy. was the mastermind all along.

"What are you doing? Look, if you didn't like the kits, you could had said! But there's no reason to kill me! Please!" Fred Olibama begged for his life.

"You twit, I don't care about the kits." Obama-Richards growled. "Those two can tell you why I'm doing this." He gestured towards me and Bar-Rack.

"Actually, WHY are you doing this? It doesn't make sense. Whether you kill us or not, your career is over. Killing your teammate? Orchestrating poison attempts? Sending a mole into the Pentagram to take your evidence? It's over for you. The BBI would never let you see the light of day." I asked.

"Ah, so even the smartypants journalist didn't get the whole picture. You really have no imagination. Oooh, the disgruntled substitute made to fetch boots for first team players wants his time in the spotlight. Nah, you've got it all wrong." He smirked. "Your buddy Wolfgang isn't in Guanobamano Bay because be tried to give us all cholera. He's in there for reasons we will keep confidential. The poisoning was just a cover story we would eventually release when people grow uneasy about not having heard from him for years."

"Wolfgang is in Guanobamano Bay?? What?! I was told he went on a months long cruise journey to produce a new album!" Olibama cried out.

"Yeah. So, there is nothing you can do now to get him out. The BBI just won't, even if you got your whole 'expose' story out. Anyways, I'm a busy man, so why don't you three quickly get out of here in the next ten seconds and don't speak of this matter ever again. Unless you feel like joining your good pal in Waterboard Room 2." Obama-Richards grinned. He pointed his gun towards the door of the changing rooms, reinforcing the 'get out of here' point. Olibama bolted out as quickly as he could, but Bar-Rack and I just stood there.

"Look, it was me. The lyrics. That's all me, not him." Bar-Rack sighed. Obama-Richards raised an eyebrow, and my mouth was agape. Where was this going?

"I don't know what you're talking about. It's cute that you want to save your terrorist pal, but it also comes off as desperate and pathetic. Your lies don't convince me. Now get out of my sight, I mean it." he replied, waving that gun around for further emphasis. He really liked doing that it seemed.

"It's my stupid mistake. All those lyrics about connections to the Sons of Biden, I wrote all of that. I'm the terrorist one. He's just a music producer who struggles reading what I write, there's no way he could even be in the in-group of a bunch of revolutionaries. Check in with your torture pals, he doesn't know shit. Bring me in instead." she confessed. "Oh, and all that Sarin and car bomb stuff in the Pentagram, that was all me as well." Obama-Richards' eyes widened and he paused for a while.

"Er... I've got to make a quick phone call. You're coming with me." Obama-Richards grabbed Bar-Rack's arm. He stared at me. "And you, I've got my beady eye on you. If a single word of what happened here today got out, you're done. Understand me?" I nodded then quickly ran out of the place. Surprisingly, he let me go. Maybe my genuine look of bewilderment about the Sons of Biden stuff made him believe I had nothing to do with the sarin attacks as well. Either way, it was going to be a matter of time before they realised I was a fellow terrorist, so I called up my extractor contact for the second time in a week. Punta Tembaga, here I come.
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Compulsory Consumerist State

In which Saint Eleanor wins a major tournament final

Postby Saint Eleanor » Fri Feb 17, 2023 6:20 pm

Cup of Harmony 84 - Group G, first game
Saint Eleanor 3 (Dekamela weMexala goals 16' and 45', Tim Brandon goal 74')
Talannua 2 (John Stable goal 54', Thomas Brook goal 69')

Cup of Harmony 84 - Group G, second game
Sendhang 1 (Temiar Kintak goal 35')
Saint Eleanor 0

Cup of Harmony 84 - Group G, third game
No matches scheduled for Saint Eleanor

Cup of Harmony 84 - Group G, fourth game
Saint Eleanor 1 (Exandra Davies goal 56')
Brookstation 0

Cup of Harmony 84 - Group G, fifth game
Delte 0 (Guénolé-Tonnelier Jonque missed penalty 48', Guénolé-Tonnelier Jonque red card 89')
Saint Eleanor 2 (Steve Pilchard goal 45', Guénolé-Tonnelier Jonque own goal 84')

Cup of Harmony 84 - octofinal
Saint Eleanor 3 (Dekamela weMexala goal 22', Lydia Nicholls red card 44', Cathy Winchester goal 60', Steve Pilchard goal 79')
Poafmersia 2 (Janelle Frederick goals 3' and 55', Jordan Huerta missed penalty 51')

Cup of Harmony 84 - quarterfinal
Saint Eleanor 0
Mertagne 0

Saint Eleanor won on penalties:
Saint Eleanor 4 (Jessica Martin goal, Adam Denby miss [saved], Melcheta Pazorzal goal, Sylvia Hollenberg goal, David Newcastle miss [saved], Naresmet taFrexala goal)
Mertagne 3 (Neron Everdell goal, Erdotza de la Fontaine goal, Margaret Harlow miss [wide], Fostin Feu miss [saved], Holly Eveson goal, Lydia Gomboult miss [crossbar])


Cup of Harmony 84 - semifinal
Audioslavia 1 (Everton Bolding goal 105')
Saint Eleanor 2 (Adam Denby goals 96' and 110')

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OOC: This roleplay has been run past, and cleared with, Llama in its entirety.
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Oneshot: From the New World

Chapter 1: I Don't Want to Know; If You're Playing Me...

"Hell yeah I'm ready! Come follow me out here - we'll show them!" All the Eleanorian centrebacks you'd expect to be first off the dressing room starting block and it just so happens to be Aaron Francis's go. He hadn't even played a single minute - but he was a true believer. If you really think about it, everyone was; it was just that he was so desperate to get off and underway. Not before he was subtly bumped to the back of the lineup queue with the passage of time, anyway. A general feeling prevailed - it still did - that we're here; we can do this; we have to make this count if people aren't going to laugh at us like fucking clowns.

One of his more senior colleagues, Liam West, was naturally heading the queue by the time it took its full shape. A few seconds before the walkout, he glanced at Li Jing a bit. (More like twisted his head a bit obviously in his direction.) He didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. He wasn't even angry. He was just primed. Rinse and repeat the general emotion a couple of dozen times and you get a team - the national team.

With the anthems sung in 80% and full force respectively - perhaps owing to the relatively small Eleanorian contingent, a mere thirty thousand in the stands - the referee asks Li to pick a side. Tails. That's where the coin lands, too; the Dragons snatch first advantage, almost with the fortitiousness of a rubber chicken made flesh. The question you can't have possibly pinned a dollar value on is whether they can make the most of it in a way almost none of Saint Eleanor's other opponents had.

It takes a couple of seconds, such are the stakes, but Liu Huiying slide-rules the ball to Jiang Jieren to get the final up and running. He makes an almost immediate impact, running his body into Jessica Martin's while trying to skip past her instead - hardly the easiest of mistakes to make, but a free kick is a free kick. It's a quick tap-and-run to Wen Xiaohui, who holds onto the ball for a bit before zooming it back to Jiang; he pays her back by making hay of Exandra Davies losing focus for a smattering of milliseconds and then rolls a low pass back to Liu. She's not in a central position and being hounded by West, and it shows as her effort is easily collected by John Bailey.

The first Eleanorian attack... has to wait a bit. Katie O'Donnell just about wins the header against Wan Sheping, cutting inside almost for that express purpose, then turns with almost the finest margin possible, showing a glimpse of the magic the mid-nineties still loves her for. Unfortunately for her, Zhu Mingxia (in for the injured Yang Tao) makes a rapid first impression, catching her miles away from the ball while dribbling and then having all the time and space in the world to zip a first-touch pass - if it can be called that - to Dong Xiaowang.

The first time around, Dong makes an unsurprisingly good effort at bringing the ball forward, but his decision to move the ball to Wan proves unfortunate as Cathy Winchester intercepts his rapid pass back to Luo. His second chance, a byproduct of David Newcastle being flagged about five or six yards offside, is more fluid, more productive, more forward-thinking, less erratic; perhaps even error-free. The Megabrantid man helps put the finishing touches on the move; this time, he jinks past Winchester instead of having another sloppy pass cut out, leaving her and nominal Yue right-winger Luo Nanwei in the dust.

Then he punches in a low cross which Liu instinctively knees into the back of the net from close range. As hammer blows go, that was a pretty huge one. Conceding first in a final hurts. Conceding that goal to an attempt so spontaneous it might as well have been a happy accident? Even more so. And so O'Donnell got to create her second half-decent chance of the game.

Chapter 2: Everything That Drowns Me Makes Me Want to Fly

Katie O'Donnell. Oh, hello. That's not a name any of us have heard in a couple of years - or a couple of minutes. It's her responsibility to bring the play back and she does it about as well as she can; the Eleanorians immediately string together a passing chain that is more "a sly tactic to allow forward players to move into position and cut out the Yue midfield" than it is "a nice demonstration of possession football." Lo: within twenty seconds of the restart, the midfield is swamped with Yueren. It didn't seem to matter to Bridget Coombe, who tries to lob the ball into Zhao Deliang's box and very nearly succeeds.

Steve Pilchard wants to give chase to the floated ball, which looks like it's going to drop just inside the penalty area. Unfortunately, so does Zhu, who trips him from about twenty-five yards out and gets a well-deserved caution out of it. It's agreed that Martin will take the free-kick that results; she could have walloped it towards the goalmouth, but opts to send it gently sailing there with her weaker left foot. The first player to get there is Esther Launceston, who heads the ball past Zhao Deliang's grasp. Finally - the White Stars' efforts bear fruit.

That fruit was a Yue goal kick. Her attempt just about scrapes the top of the crossbar. Perks of being six foot two and all that.

Still, at least the Eleanorians didn't give up. Jiang decides to play in Liu this time, Yuezhou's best chance of doubling their lead so far - but Launceston's close-range sliding block forces a corner that is very easily cleared. Li attempts a shot off the rebound, but it was bobbling from thirty yards out and he had no chance. The other big Eleanorian impetus in the first quarter-hour or so would undoubtedly be a rare venture into the midfield thicket: Sylvia Hollenberg, by this point far more fluent and fluid than she was a year, intelligently judges Wen's movement, sidestepping her and letting Pilchard in on an excellent opportunity.

He's up against Yuan Mingrong this time and fares far more successfully; knowing that laying O'Donnell off would get her flagged offside, he grabs the chance to shoot by the collar - but proves underwhelming enough to let it get away. A forwards pass to Katie is usually a good idea. Attempting a shot from distance is another option...

Help is at hand, however. David Newcastle, unlike almost everyone else we've seen so far, gets it right first time. Picking the ball up from Winchester, he doesn't just avoid Dong - he goes so far to his right that the fullback doesn't notice before it's too late. Zhu notices, however, and charges towards in. Newcastle could have let himself be tackled - and watch Zhu either win the ball, a big threat to Eleanorian hopes, or get a very early bath. What does he do instead? He only goes and wraps the ball around his foot, swinging it from outside the box, across the post, barely past Zhao and into the goal. Boom.

Chapter 3: If You're Gonna Do It, Do It Right

Back on level terms, eh? Game. Fucking. ON. Both sides take it seriously. Pilchard most certainly does: up against Wan on the ball a couple of minutes after the turnover, the Wirr Tsi legend lets go to Li. He does not share Newcastle's good fortune: Pilchard upends him a fraction of a second too late and gets the second yellow card of the game. Wan could have easily squabbled back, but takes the situation with a relative sense of grace and dignity.

Luo does, finally. The reason why Newcastle and Winchester had outmatched him so thoroughly in the first quarter was because he was largely absent: the leftback had proven adept at giving her Independence colleague lofted passes, avoiding the risk of rapidly surrendering possession on the ground. Yue wide attacks were focused too much on their left - Priscilla Evans' right - where a less offensively-minded defender was working behind a more conventional winger who hadn't truly lived up to his potential. From the impromptu free kick, Wan delivers to Luo, who repays his faith by going almost to the goalline, smashing in a beautiful cross, and having Liu score her second from more perfect circumstances - but her tap-in, following a deflection from Bailey, is flagged offside.

Li does, and with some aplomb. After a quiet opening period, he finally takes full advantage of Yuezhou's de-facto midfield dominance, putting in pass after pass that met its target - and attempting a better long-distance shot that Bailey almost gifted Liu. All this signified was that he was doing his job as expected, however. His passes often reached Liu, but occasionally jumped to Wen if he couldn't find a serious way through - basic passes he should have always been making if not for the opposition's foresight in using long balls and crosses to push forward instead. If he seriously wanted to go further, there was a very good reason why he couldn't.

That's because Coombe did - and why wouldn't she have? Evans had warned the squad against explicit man-marking in advance. In practice, however, the middle of the first half saw the relative neophyte Hollenberg push Li while Coombe stood off from any of the Yueren. This proved to be an impressive decoy: in practice, Coombe's job was largely to either beat Wen or Liu (as appropriate) to the ball or win possession back if she couldn't. Of course, she was hardly perfect in her role (although some like to believe she is): a couple of chances slipped away, and in one instance she almost allowed Liu to just palm off the ball to an otherwise-ineffective Jiang, but Bailey got there just in time. As makeshift centrebacks go, however, she was rather splendid.

Yuan, for whatever reason, doesn't. After Newcastle's strike, he was a servicable defender, plugging away and stopping a couple of decent Eleanorian chances from even troubling Zhao. But with less than ten minutes to go before half-time, he decides the best course of action would be to pester Zhu to tee him off from more than a few yards out in the hopes he'll be able to get it forward. What happens instead is that Pilchard, from a running start, intercepts the pass, doesn't even bother to trap it, but just goes for glory off the bat and puts his nation ahead for the first time. Oh, dear. Not the best defensive move you've ever seen. Possibly the best revenge for the goal that put the Dragons up, mind.

Chapter 4: Take Your Passion and Make It Happen

3-1 up before half time in a WCC final? Especially after such a torrid start? The Eleanorians would have probably jumped at the opportunity to take any lead in any circumstances whatsoever. Newcastle is proof positive of this: he picks off an out-of-position Wen just after the restart, darts down the pitch while facing resistance as surprisingly scant as it was persistent, and - in an attempt to repeat his earlier heroics, just fires it straight ahead. Zhao was always getting to that one.

Realising that Yuezhou were hammering them on the right-wing in theory but barely living up to expectations in practice, the Eleanorians finally took to bringing the best out of Jessica Martin, too. But how would they do that? By living up to their own potential. "Don't play short balls because the Yue forwards might snare you" was interpreted by many as "get the ball as far up the pitch as you can, out wide if necessary." Coombe and Hollenberg were tall enough to deal with any aerial threats the Yue attacking midfielders posed; they were able enough to snuff them out on the ground - and Liu for good measure.

And so get them up the pitch they did: a move that forced the Yue midfield to drop, too. The catalyst for the shift was an apparent West clearance that, looking as though it might have gone nowhere in particular, was collected by Hollenberg with the Dragons' central attackers yards behind; she could afford to play the other members of the Eleanorian midfield triangle in before they could catch up. The move ended when a long-range Coombe effort that looked like it was going in was pushed onto the bar by Zhao before trickling out.

Whether this was a lucky break or just negligence by Yuezhou's defensive triangle is unclear, but no more incidents of its kind happened. The last big chance of the half was Luo, with a spectacular return to the principles that got him minted in the first place. As half-time approached, Chen Huikang decided to use the Eleanorians' original tactics against them: Dong committed a straightforward pass to Luo, who lobbed it - perhaps inadvertently - towards the centre, almost bamboozling Newcastle in the process before he decided chasing wasn't worth the effort. He then cut the ball to Hollenberg's left - moving to her right - then collected the ball again, where he had the strength to hold off West and the courage to have a go from fifteen yards, even if not the fortune to convert.

Who knows what the two managers said at the break? At least on the Anaian end, it must have given the Martin magic its wings at long last: she was prone to sitting inside, requiring Davies to run the line on the right wing herself against the two wide Yueren. She would have had trouble with this a couple of cycles ago - but, having long burnished her reputation as a more refined kind of all-rounder at Jolbonopolis United, seemed to enjoy making sure Yuezhou stayed quiet on that front. This unlocked Martin too, who - most notably - took advantage of yet another pumped long ball to glide past Wan, then Yuan, and finally just fire wide of the mark. If anything, the first half was only now drawing to a close.

Chapter 5: I'm A Different Person, Yeah! Turn My World Around

It might have taken 53 minutes, but we finally got a load of substitutions - although Chen did most of the tinkering. Jiang, who had been anonymous verging on sorry, was out; in his place came Luo Dan, much of the same mould but with more gas in the tank and hopes that he could actually deliver. Wen - thwarted by Hollenberg by her best and thwarted by Coombe at her worst - also booked her ticket to the substitutes' bench; the mood was that Tao Beiliang would give them the impetus they needed instead. (If Saint Eleanor really wanted it.)

Evans only saw the need for one switch: O'Donnell, the all-rounder up front she had started for that express purpose, had largely not factored into the attacking equation; Melcheta Pazorzal, strong but uncreative by himself, would have been - and ultimately was - a better fit. At first, however, he didn't even seem to be doing that: he was the pivot of nothing in particular, with the attacking focus having long switched to a solo Martin who was still bouncing about all over the place by virtue of being largely underutilised in the first half. I mean, that scoping effort from out wide that literally zoomed past the goalface and came this close to going on. Lovely.

Meanwhile, the new Yueren were quite willing to put Saint Eleanor, having squandered a few opportunities to grow their lead as they had, to the sword. Tao was mad; you could almost feel it from your comfy seat watching the game at the bar. The lesser-spotted panicky Coombe, at one stage bearing under his pressure, momentarily folded and let him pick up the ball - but, before he could shove it to Liu, she nudged him to the ground and got herself booked. Tao got a yellow, too... for shouting at her in response. He could be excellent when he wanted, obviously: a couple of minutes later, he chose to zip a pass to Luo Nanwei instead, whose shot was as lightning-fast as his run and did not deserve to suffer the fate of being deflected by a diving Bailey.

The corner that follows, taken by Luo Dan, was taken short and passed, almost along a quarter-circle, to an eager Li - who, this time, had the grace not only to get his effort on target, but only caught by Bailey at the second time of asking too. It would be unnecessary to recount every single act of the match here, but Luo Dan must be praised for getting the basics right (as footballers can forget to do): he knew how to get the ball, was exceptional at putting it in the right places, and didn't make silly runs. You might be wondering how the match would panned out if Jiang was given the opportunity to do half of that.

In the meanwhile, Saint Eleanor only had two serious chances to finally make good on all the chances they'd ever thrown away. The first was nothing to write home about: Pilchard, after yet another triangle sequence, paid for dithering and his attempt, having taken a hefty sideways deflection off Yuan, was - as is the form - thrashed clear by Zhu. The second? Martin's fault, again. Having latched onto a goal kick with a relatively rare wide aim, she twists - but not by enough that she doesn't have to pass to Hollenberg. She gets the ball back after four or five seconds, bests Lu Lanying by the tightest of margins, and sets up Pazorzal, who takes his time on the ball... and couldn't be more accurate with the shot.

Chapter 6: If I Could Wear Your Clothes, I'd Pretend I Was You... and Lose Control

3-1 up in a WCC final - with twenty-five minutes to go. Saint Eleanor's sweetest dream. Yuezhou's worst nightmare, surely? No - they were the ones giving the White Stars nightmares from here on out. If there was to be a midfield tussle, delayed rather than cancelled, it was going to be here and now. You know the main characters, their strengths and weaknesses, their quirks, their highs, their lows, their position in the systems. Or do you?

Newcastle, who had contributed in the later stages of the game but hadn't done terribly much since that first spell, was out. Hugh Roanoke, the surest sign yet that Saint Eleanor was willing to be a bit riskier given the circumstances without going full-on "oh my God, what the hell did you just do there?", was in. Ignore the conspiracy theories and musings about synergy, whether or not at your peril. He continued to drill away on the left, getting in good regular crosses, while she continued to ride inside, try her chances and support all areas. So did Yuezhou. Or did they?

Yes. Yes, they did, for the time being. When put to the test, the Eleanorian three generally struggled. Coombe had her struggle already, it must be admitted - and barely lapsed at all towards the end of the match. But Hollenberg, this time taking the exhortation for zonal marking too far, seemed to be floating in a glass box, hewing closely to whoever was on the ball but occasionally missing a trick that clued the Dragons into prospective success. Pilchard's attempt at tracking back was admirable, but hardly his specialty; his interceptions were sporadic and he was lucky not to get a second yellow for a bad trip on Wen. Little Miss Perfect from Parkside... wasn't.

It gets worse: Yuezhou had four midfielders. This was Liu at her conservative best: no nonsense, no bullshit, no malarkey, call it whatever you want. She was sat just in front of the classic three of Wen, Wan and Li - acting almost like the attacking midfield pair, but with more of a focus on sensible wide distribution - causing Evans a big tactical headache she and Mitcham should have prepared medicine for, but didn't. Should they have asked their players to do more with less and try not to be hyperfocused? Might they have explicitly put the midfield threes up against each other and hope that the centrebacks would find a way to contain Liu? Could they have prepared a 5-4-1 diamond, hope for the worst and make Launceston the first sweeper to play in a major tournament final in seemingly forever?

Too late. With about ten minutes left on the clock, Liu - the spear of the Yue diamond - decided to push ahead to find Luo Dan, mostly out wide but dithering on the edge of the area, just in front of West. She pushed the ball forward and he instinctively surged, but got the ball under control and calmly sidefooted it past Bailey to give his side hope. Scoring goals? That's another widget you need in your toolbox. He had that, too.

Chapter 7: But I Know That I Still Need You Here; You Say I'm Crazy

There are two ways you can handle having your lead cut to a goal late in the game (not including suspicious circumstances): defend it for dear life, or go get 'em in the hopes you can bring the old times back. Saint Eleanor are known to be defensive - but only a little bit. Yuezhou are known to be attacking - but not too far. Who's willing to bite?

It's a bit of both: the midfield gruel continues, with both sides having remembered their golden rule. Harking back to the game's genesis, the defenders unearth a renewed fondness for just sending the ball out wide and hoping for the best. As with the last time this policy was tried, the staid left midfielder - this time Roanoke - is the key beneficiary; he tees up a couple of simple low crosses to Pazorzal, but one is booted out for a corner, and another is scuffed enough by the Golden Unicorn man that Zhao profits greatly from the situation. Martin, once easy-go-lucky, has turned unlucky: if she isn't robbed by a finally-attentive Lu, she's robbed by a wary Yuan or a bemused Zhao. Pilchard, the other key attacker, is sufficiently burned by his stint in a deeper position to do nothing. He remembers the pain, the gruel, the sheer terror of how tactics worked during qualifying.

Then, an entire stadium grinds to a halt. The career of Li Jing, one of the best Yueren ever to step on a football pitch - a man about who nothing more needs to be said - is, for all intents and purposes, gone with four minutes to play. In his place is Zheng Yuanjun, unassuming and little-heralded yet surely aware of what has just passed. While on the pitch, she does nothing of note, yet omits nothing of note. Yes, there was the terrible twenty-five-yarder that literally dragged wide - but you can forgive her the nerves.

Thankfully - or perhaps infuriatingly - three minutes of additional time were signalled at the end. The match was appearing to grind to the sorry, torrid halt that it most certainly did not deserve after an exhilarating period of regular time. But, with the Yueren midfield finally chiding after a long, hot streak of dominance, Coombe could finally move play forward with the kind of intensity that had been denied to her even during the White Stars' late-first-half apogee; she found Pazorzal in short order with a minute or so of stoppages remaining, and his zinger from the edge of the box was pushed out by Zhao to force a corner.

To call it packed, crowded, even inhumane, would be an understatement. Almost anybody and everybody who mattered was there. If the Eleanorians doubled their lead again, the scenario would be elementary. If they did anything else, it would be all to play for. The drama, the excitement: Cathy Winchester brought all of this on herself. She made the sign of the cross on the ball, which she never normally did. Now all she had to do was whip it in, or maybe out, and hope for the best.

You are watching the final live on TV1, with Kevin Shea live on commentary duties. It's a corner. Now, we'll see what happens to this one. Pitched - lovely header, could it beeeeeeeeeeee... YES! OH, YES! Esther Launceston has it! She's done it! She's done it! We've done it! Saint Eleanor, champions of the Cup of Harmony for the first time - ever! It bounced a bit and Zhao Deliang tried to get the top of his hand to it, but nobody will mind today! The Cup of Harmony belongs to us, for the next two years!

Chapter 8: The Angels Came Together and Decided to Create A Dream Come True

All that was left was about ten seconds of holding on, once all the pleasantries were done. Zheng, taking the kickoff, hands the ball to Wen; she looks around and seeks a quick pass to Luo Nanwei, who carelessly shins the ball out of play at the first time of asking. It looked like carelessness, anyway. Who knew if he wanted to put the Dragons out of their misery a few seconds earlier than scheduled?

There is no need to go over the trophy presentations and celebrations here. They were big, they were wild - even with typical Eleanorian restraint - they were prolonged and they were most certainly nerve-chilling. The proceedings were so identikit that they could have been ripped from the aftermath of a Showcase final, or a Red League grandstand, or the dying minutes of the Nepharan season, or seemingly any of the LigAnaia knockout games. Or even the Quebecois state league trophy lifts, if you wanted to go that far. It is what happens afterwards - after the afterparty - that counts, that which arguably makes the true measure of a sportsperson.

About forty minutes after the end of the final, the trophy is quite firmly in the Eleanorian changing room. Lydia Nicholls says another little prayer: Dear Lord, thank you ever so much for the guidance. The effort was ours, but I am pleased to note that the inspiration was yours. Please - please - keep the momentum going. Amen. And the usual suspects amen in response. Denise Livingston was about thirty seconds behind, albeit after much thinking - more stunned silence than careful contemplation. The good kind of stunned silence, not the one you're faced with after drawing against an unranked team with no public roster.

Nicholls needed ten seconds of thinking on top of that, before going out... and back on the pitch to witness a distraught Zheng, the freshest - perhaps the least blameworthy - Yue in the match but no less heartbroken than her teammates. She kneeled down besides her. And then she looked at her. It was something she couldn't find the words to describe, but she insisted it was perfectly okay.

And then she picked up a voice: "It's okay... it's okay... we didn't win, but you did a good job." She was a bit distracted and couldn't quite pin down the source of the noise, but she nodded anyway - and then returned to the Eleanorian base. What would she tell them? We could have been easily outmatched. But, thank goodness, we were not. After any other match, there would be bemusement. Here, there was a sense of agreement.

More silence. The rowdiness could come after the World Cup. It might even come on Monday night, if they were that desperate. But, for now, silence. Veneration. Adoration. A sense of history. If you were a player.

To nobody's surprise, Priscilla Evans had a look around - and then she spoke. "I've been in this situation before. Concord Heights, 1984. We were two goals up, nearly blew it away, but used all the forces at our disposal to hold on and never, ever surrender. You did, too. Consider yourself accomplished; this is the greatest accomplishment of your life, too. So far, of course - I'm looking forward to better, more clinical performances in the future. If you think you can't do better, prepare to have your mind blown over the coming five or six years."

Lieutenant Stephen Mitcham: "Well done. I have nothing else to add."

Liam West: "I haven't quite gotten my head around the fact we've finally put our name on the map of international football. Picking off Audioslavia in the semifinals, then winning the final - add onto those the fact that I honestly feel like those were our two best games of the tournament - are definitely not feats to be ignored. As the boss pointed out, however, we've got a long way to go. Don't drop your standards; don't drop your head. Keep on moving. If you stop moving, you'll be forgotten just like Tinhampton was. If you move, this will be remembered - as the early history of the Eleanorian nationals."

Jessica Martin: "What Liam said."

Bridget Coombe: "What Jessica said!"

Adam Denby: "I'm going to say that if this isn't an excuse for a massive bar of chocolate, what is? I'll go to the shops tomorrow at 10am - catch me there!"

Lydia Nicholls: silence. And a smile that only became more and more obvious as time dragged on. This would be her last game for nine months: she found out she was a few weeks pregnant when she got home. All the more reason to cherish it, then.

∴

Epilogue: We're All Going On A Summer Holiday

Cathy Winchester rolled over and looked at her alarm clock, red LEDs beaming from her own forgetfulness. 07:48. 02 SEP 2002. For fuck's sake. She thought she'd just cancel the 9am alarm she'd hooked up for herself. To make absolutely sure, she commandeered the little coffee machine in the corner of the room, and pulled out the high-intensity capsule. She slurped it up in five minutes, put her slippers on, and wagered that wandering down the corridor - then the stairs - would do her no harm.

It didn't - not seriously, anyway. This was because her eyes set on Bridget Coombe - she couldn't possibly think of anyone else who'd wear a little black dress, knee-high boots, and the now-infamous leather jacket at this time of morning, on this kind of day. David would have put as much effort into his outfit as I did. Maybe not. He told me he hated the slippers.

"Imagine looking this formal on a Monday morning..." uttered Cathy, who had literally just gotten up, made herself a coffee and glanced at the front page of The Reporter.

"In my defence, I had seven hours' sleep. I got up about an hour ago and thought to myself 'this is going to be a long day, so please get yourself ready.'"

"Why? I thought we'd be entitled to relax a bit."

"Yes, but this is the Metropolitan Tetrad. There are so many things to see, do and think about that we might not get around to half of them even if we're moving as rapidly as humanely possible."

"How long? What's the longest day you've ever had?"

"Twenty-six hours. Christmas Day 1994. I wouldn't recommend staying up for any more than twenty."

"I don't think I could even manage that. Anything going on downstairs?"

"Oh, absolutely. Follow me..." and so Cathy did. She got there to learn that the hotel restaurant had opened a few minutes earlier. There was nobody else there. Not quite, anyway.

"It's been a while, Cathy. Only about a day or so, mind. Just here to scarf off this sarnie, then I'm off. Anything you want to talk about?"

"Not really."

"Which one of us looks better?"

"Bridget Coombe, the most nominal Roman Catholic ever to have lived, engaging in pride and a spot of vainglory. Typical." She responded by giggling a bit. The Eleanorian reflex.

"That's Bridget's sense of humour right there. You've had four whole years to get it. I was surprised she was so well-dressed herself. Now I've come to my senses - mind leaving your copy of the Reporter on the table? Thanks. I need to have a good scan of it."

"Will do. I can definitely understand what she's getting at, mind."

"Alright. Is there anything you want or should I just order two cups of matcha green tea?"

"Is it Yue?"

"I've forgotten if Yuezhou is a tea-producing country or not; I was a physicist, not a geographer. I'll ask Jessica when I see her around, however. Anyway, I'll place the order now." Naturally, it arrived within a few minutes. "Any thoughts, Cathy?"

"No. Now, if I look at the paper..." if she did - and she did - she'd find the entire front cover dedicated to the Eleanorian final victory. The headline? FINALLY - WE'VE WON SOMETHING!

"I know, right? Making it out of the group stages in and of itself should have led to the media frenzy. I'd imagine Mr Warwick is still reeling from that. It's an understated headline, but Cathy... oh. This is actually very comprehensive. They've gone to the lengths to explain every last factor they could have counted towards the result - which makes for quite the match report. Natural reaction or overreaction?"

"Both!"

"I like the detail, but... then I like detail in general. Ironically, no detail about the manager's broken promise to use all three substitution breaks. There wasn't much of a party last night after the final, either, which was nice."

"I'll talk about the paper later. I'll read it later, in fact. It's a good thing we didn't have a party because, from the looks of it, we're spreading it out over a few nights."

"Half a week or so. Priscilla says we hit the ferry to Avon at 9pm Thursday, which is most likely the next time we'll have a good night's rest."

"Going clubbing?"

"What? No. We're Eleanorians, we aren't in Quebec and the league starts again in two weeks. With that said, there was a tiny nightclub about half an hour's walk from the University campus which I think was as small as it was to avoid threatening the NLF. It mostly attracted the seedier elements of the academic community, although once every now and then - always a midweek evening for obvious reasons - I went there with a friend. She was there because she liked dancing and another friend told her about it. I was there because I knew her and she didn't want to have a bad time!"

"Names, please!"

"Oh - it was just me and Nancy Helmsley. You won't have heard of her; she graduated from the medical school a couple of years ago and now works as a GP in the New Lizard, where she grew up. Both of us regularly attended Mass at the University chapel, which is how I got to know her. She didn't go too overboard, either; maybe a couple of vodka shots, a pint of Gold Star at the NLF Club over the weekend and that was it as far as her alcohol intake was concerned."

"Worse than I thought. I shouldn't be getting all of my information from Exandra."

"She's nice; you should be talking to her a bit more. Although she is very firmly in the 'two pints of White Star a week' camp. Or bottles, I suppose; I'm not sure if the pubs in Jolbonopolis are that well-connected. On a more family-friendly note, then... were you thinking of anywhere for lunch?"

To be continued... in about 33 cycles from now
Cup of Harmony 84 - final
Yuezhou 2 (Liu Huiying goal 8', Luo Dan goal 79')
Saint Eleanor 4 (David Newcastle goal 21', Steve Pilchard goal 37', Melcheta Pazorzal goal 66', Esther Launceston goal 90+3')
****** The Grand Republic of Saint Eleanor - area 2,863mi2, population 489,816, 1.6 cups of coffee/Eleanorian/day - it's 2000 (OOC: obvious Tinhampton puppet)
BoF76 quarterfinalists --- WC91 participants

Why? George Mitcham, General then and now, cofounded the National Liberation Front in 1971 to demand a free Saint Eleanor. He got his wish in '75 after a 15-month war: becoming President, appointing notable NLF friends and some charity's executive director as VPs and calling them legislators. He has retained power through oil money; zero income tax; free healthcare, schooling, public transport - and markets; tolerating dissent on apolitical matters; allowing private gun ownership (with plenty of training) to protect against future invasions; high-quality PR; and football.

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