Thneedville | EVERYBODY NEEDS A THNEED

by **Rusticus I Damianus** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:33 pm

Hulldom wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Mr Secretary-General, quantity means nothing in the face of quality.

Well the difference is that only one of them actually matters. And hint: not the one you believe.

Trying to maintain the illusion of invincibility while being in a very raidable region, aren't you?

by **Istastioner** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:43 pm

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:
Hulldom wrote:Well the difference is that only one of them actually matters. And hint: not the one you believe.

Trying to maintain the illusion of invincibility while being in a very raidable region, aren't you?

Yeah ... *cough* *cough* "very raidable region"

by **Dawn Denac** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 5:52 pm

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:
Hulldom wrote:Well the difference is that only one of them actually matters. And hint: not the one you believe.

Trying to maintain the illusion of invincibility while being in a very raidable region, aren't you?

If the entirety of raiders and defenders piled against Hulldom, we might hit the halfway mark.

Might.

So unless NN feels like performing multiple OFO level coups, uh.

Yeah. Good luck to you though, man.

by **Rusticus I Damianus** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:00 pm

Istastioner wrote:
Rusticus I Damianus wrote:Trying to maintain the illusion of invincibility while being in a very raidable region, aren't you?

Yeah ... *cough* *cough* "very raidable region"

Titanic.

by **Bovad** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:16 pm

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:
Istastioner wrote:Yeah ... *cough* *cough* "very raidable region"

Titanic.

Because, as we all know, the titanic was sunk when several hundred of the builders randomly deconstructed it for no reason.

by **Refiria** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:23 pm

Rusticus I Damianus wrote:
Istastioner wrote:Yeah ... *cough* *cough* "very raidable region"

Titanic.

by **Doge Land** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:28 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

this one is going in my NN's greatest hits collection

by **Istastioner** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 7:52 pm

Doge Land wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

this one is going in my NN's greatest hits collection

I`m pretty sure it could be his last hits, If he keeps this up.

by **Wolflandil** » Wed Jan 18, 2023 11:53 pm

Dawn Denac wrote:
Rusticus I Damianus wrote:Trying to maintain the illusion of invincibility while being in a very raidable region, aren't you?

If the entirety of raiders and defenders piled against Hulldom, we might hit the halfway mark.

Might.

So unless NN feels like performing multiple OFO level coups, uh.

Yeah. Good luck to you though, man.

Who knows, maybe NN is secretly a famous internet celebrity who is gonna bring the next Drew-pocalypse?

by **Bovad** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:37 am

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Right. With 10 nations.

by **Hallownest Eternal** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:46 am

Wolflandil wrote:
Dawn Denac wrote:
If the entirety of raiders and defenders piled against Hulldom, we might hit the halfway mark.

Might.

So unless NN feels like performing multiple OFO level coups, uh.

Yeah. Good luck to you though, man.

Who knows, maybe NN is secretly a famous internet celebrity who is gonna bring the next Drew-pocalypse?

Maybe he can enlist the totally real followers of the totally real Mercian Independence tiktok.

by **Drop Your Pants** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:18 am

While this is fun to watch, it gets old fast. You're not the first to try this stunt and you won't be the last. But whatever floats your boat, we'll have found something else fun to watch next month and this won't even be an afterthought.

by **Bhang Bhang Duc** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:49 am

Maybe this will be the gameplay version of “Waiting for Godot”.

by **Kavagrad** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:50 am

Bovad wrote:
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Our demands are unmet. Thneedville is left with no choice but to declare war on The League, The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.

Right. With 10 nations.

An increase of 42% since war was declared. In 3 months Thneedville will have 26,138 fighting souls and the N in TNP with stand for Northumbrian.

by **Rusticus I Damianus** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 12:40 pm

Kavagrad wrote:
Bovad wrote:Right. With 10 nations.

An increase of 42% since war was declared. In 3 months Thneedville will have 26,138 fighting souls and the N in TNP with stand for Northumbrian.

Sure hope so.

by **Halsoni** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 1:59 pm

Full support for this grand undertaking, of course!

For the ones that could not tell, the above is a sarcastic joke.

by **Nationalist Northumbria** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:07 pm

Drop Your Pants wrote:
Occidius wrote:Well? C'mon, it's almost lunchtime, I need something to read.

He'll be one of the random WA's in The League who recently joined. NS espionage at its finest.

Unlike our enemies, Thneedville would never engage in such tactics. I left the WA because I learnt I was accidentally in the WA on another nation too.All of your posts in this thread have been wrong, by the way, just noting that.

by **Thorn1000** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 4:52 pm

Nationalist Northumbria wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:He'll be one of the random WA's in The League who recently joined. NS espionage at its finest.

Unlike our enemies, Thneedville would never engage in such tactics. I left the WA because I learnt I was accidentally in the WA on another nation too.All of your posts in this thread have been wrong, by the way, just noting that.

Accidental is switching so fast during update that you break the site, not using several emails to circumvent the site imposed 1 WA per email :eyebrow:

by **Dont Worry About Me** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:35 pm

quebecshire is doomed, long live thneedville

by **Bovad** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 9:23 pm

Dont Worry About Me wrote:quebecshire is doomed, long live thneedville

You have like 10 nations.

by **Cokoland** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:28 am

Me watching Quebec's entire region collapse upon itself and plunge into chaos as Northern Northumbria and his army of 100,975,468 Tneedvillians set every single bit of land on fire:

by **Fifth Jellian Republic** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:47 am

Lenlyvit wrote:A region of 8 declared war on 7 regions whose total populations equal 4,259. So scary.

The last comment said it was at 4

And the one before that at 2

A this rate of exponential expansion thneedvill will soon become the most powerful region to ever exist.

by **Cuba 2022 RP** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:50 am

Fifth Jellian Republic wrote:
Lenlyvit wrote:A region of 8 declared war on 7 regions whose total populations equal 4,259. So scary.

The last comment said it was at 4

And the one before that at 2

A this rate of exponential expansion thneedvill will soon become the most powerful region to ever exist.

True

by **Rusticus I Damianus** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:47 am

Fifth Jellian Republic wrote:
Lenlyvit wrote:A region of 8 declared war on 7 regions whose total populations equal 4,259. So scary.

The last comment said it was at 4

And the one before that at 2

A this rate of exponential expansion thneedvill will soon become the most powerful region to ever exist.

It's now 12, with 3 WA members and a Delegate.

by **The Ancapistan** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:58 am

This? This is funny. Made my day.

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