by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri Dec 10, 2021 6:47 am
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 27, 2022 4:48 am
by WayNeacTia » Fri May 27, 2022 3:08 pm
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:I am now WA Delegate of Thneedville. We have a password, which to obtain you must (a) prove your knowledge of The Lorax or (b) get an invitation from me.
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac
wait
by Nationalist Northumbria » Fri May 27, 2022 5:09 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria » Sun Jun 05, 2022 1:04 pm
by Archinstinct » Sun Jun 05, 2022 2:32 pm
Deblar wrote:If even Switzerland is opposing your imperialist invasion, you know you've fucked up
by Nationalist Northumbria » Sun Jun 05, 2022 4:34 pm
by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:02 am
by Aituia alt1 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:06 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:My fellow Thneedvillers,
We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.
Our demands are as follows:1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".
These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.
In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.
We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.
by Bhang Bhang Duc » Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:17 am
In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.
Pierconium wrote:I see Funk as an opportunistic manipulator that utilises the means available to him to reach his goals. In other words, a nation after my own heart.
RiderSyl wrote:If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead.
Sedgistan wrote:The SC has just has a spate of really shitty ones recently from Northumbria, his Watermelon fanboy…..
by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:24 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:My fellow Thneedvillers,
We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.
Our demands are as follows:1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".
These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.
In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.
We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.
by WayNeacTia » Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:40 am
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac
wait
by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:44 am
Wayneactia wrote:Or?
by WayNeacTia » Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:55 am
RiderSyl wrote:You'd really think that defenders would communicate with each other about this. I know they're not a hivemind, but at least some level of PR skill would keep Quebecshire and Quebecshire from publically contradicting eac
wait
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by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:18 am
Wayneactia wrote:Thneedville will make a great trophy…..
-Astoria- wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:I believe I stated quite clearly the consequences if they did not accept our demands. If our demands are not accepted, we will go to war with them and their allies.
How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?
by Hulldom » Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:25 am
by Bhang Bhang Duc » Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:29 am
Pierconium wrote:I see Funk as an opportunistic manipulator that utilises the means available to him to reach his goals. In other words, a nation after my own heart.
RiderSyl wrote:If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead.
Sedgistan wrote:The SC has just has a spate of really shitty ones recently from Northumbria, his Watermelon fanboy…..
by Artimos » Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:30 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:My fellow Thneedvillers,
We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.
Our demands are as follows:1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".
These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.
In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.
We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.
by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 8:32 am
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Suggest you have a chat with those nations looking to overthrow The West Pacific. I’m sure they’ll have all kinds of useful advice for you.
Artimos wrote:Nationalist Northumbria wrote:My fellow Thneedvillers,
We have come under attack from an enemy most would not even think capable of such a heinous deed: The League. Though they purport to be defenders, they have disrupted a Thneedville-led operation against the Islamic States. This aggression cannot and will not be allowed to stand. Unless The League submits to our demands, we will have no choice but to declare war on not only them, but their allies: The Order of the Grey Wardens, 10000 Islands, Europeia, The Mystical Alliance, Declansburg, and The Union of Democratic States.
Our demands are as follows:1. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) formally apologises for banjecting me and falsely claiming credit for a Thneedville-led operation, as well as his related conduct.
2. Rhaza (aka Quebecshire) stands down from any and all roles of responsibility in The League and does not accept any such office on any nation for a period of one (1) year.
3. The League give Thneedville full credit for leading the invasion of the Islamic States.
4. The League apologise for having wasting the Security Council's time with an unneeded liberation, even demanding that others withdraw their proposals so it could pass as quickly as possible, and then taking days to turn up while Thneedville forces arrived before the resolution had even passed.
5. The League rebrand as "The League (formerly The League of Conservative Nations)".
These demands are not extreme. They are incredibly generous on our part.
In addition, I am demanding a formal apology from League ally The Order of the Grey Wardens. One of their members, The Aituia, has sent me a telegram with the text 'Book in Serbian'. For those not aware, 'book' as it translates into Serbo-Croat sounds like the N-word, the most offensive racial slur in the English language. This is frankly disgusting and they should be ashamed of harbouring such individuals in their region.
We await The League's decision, for what they decide will mean either peace... or war.
oh boy they must be shaking in their boots oh no whatever will they do
oh wait, they'd ignore you, right
by Occidius » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:42 am
-Astoria- wrote:How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?
by Artimos » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:52 am
Nationalist Northumbria wrote:Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Suggest you have a chat with those nations looking to overthrow The West Pacific. I’m sure they’ll have all kinds of useful advice for you.
We're not aiming to overthrow a region, so I doubt they would.Artimos wrote:oh boy they must be shaking in their boots oh no whatever will they do
oh wait, they'd ignore you, right
Wrong...
by Nationalist Northumbria » Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:45 am
Occidius wrote:-Astoria- wrote:How do you intend to enforce such, given the rather severely lopsided stats (2 nations against 603)?
By sitting in the region and waiting for an unrelated outside force to do it for them, duh. Just need to take credit after the fact and say it was all according to plan.
by Moukden and Kirin » Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:50 am
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