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The Inaugural Mihaly Invitational Cup of Cardenao(Semi-Open)

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Postby Cardenao » Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:57 pm

Mihaly’s Machinations (Part V)
(Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV)


Final whistle blows, Cardenao 1-1 Tikariot...


President Mihaly Otamendi forced out a half smile as the referee blew the final whistle, with Cardenao drawing Tikariot 1-1. He let out a sigh, as a fanatic football fan himself anything other than a win for the national team was a sore disappointment. Still though, he applauded the team and waved out to the crowd in attendance.

On the field, things were…they were not the most ideal. Two draws and a humbling 5-2 loss to Banija meant the national team had a lot of work to do on the field to secure qualifying to the knockout stages of the tournament they were hosting. Looking at the bright side though, draws against Huayramarca and Tikariot were certainly results worth celebrating as the qualification period for the 93rd World Cup loomed ever nearer. The football enthusiast in Mihaly was also thrilled to be getting a look at some alternative options for the national team, and indeed there were some players looking like they might have a shot at making the full national team when that time came.

Off the field though, the Cardenao Cup was thus far a massive success. The eyes of the world were on Cardenao and countless billions had tuned in over the first three matchdays to watch the ten prestigious nations do battle. The world champions Zwangzug and the runners-up Banija were both big draws, while the swashbuckling style of Huayraball was attracting viewers as well. The matchup between Ceni and Drawkland had been a major event as well, with viewers all across the multiverse tuning in to watch the legendary Andrew Arrowsword manage his team on Cardenaoan soil. All matches were broadcasted through the state owned Cardenao Television Network (CTN), this allowed Mihaly to directly oversee how Cardenao was presenting itself on the international stage. To that end, any advertisements played fell under one of a few distinct categories.

The first could only be called blatant national cheerleading, clear and obvious propaganda pieces meant to show off Cardenao. There were environmental bits, longer ads that showed a variety of different national landscapes, cities, monuments, and things that gave a sense of what Cardenao was at its barest. There were short personal ads that showed a ‘random’ Cardenaoan and had them explain how great Cardenao was for this cultural reason or that particular location or whatever it was Mihaly wanted them to say. These were just a few of these sort of PR fluff bits CTN were putting out, designed to showcase the fundamental positive and enticing aspects of Cardenao. Gotta look legitimate, right?

Then there were those created to entice tourists. Hey, do you like beaches? Check out all of these great beaches! Do you like fishing AND mountain climbing? Feel free to visit the Strait of Cardenao and the San Gabriel Mountains. Partying? Beautiful oceanside towns and modernish cities? Trekking through varied biomes ranging from Mediterranean to dense jungles to great basin cold deserts to actual deserts and everything between? Do you like enjoying a top class level of life on a bottom class budget? Do you like watching ten of the best teams in the world battling it out for bragging rights? Welcome to Cardenao, please give us your money.

Mihaly had other tourism ads carefully targeted at very different audiences: businesses and industries. At the core of his Six Year Plan was the need for rapid industrialization across all sectors to achieve a consistently high level of economic growth, and to that end there were pieces advertising various export and import opportunities. Tax incentives to attract foreign investment, exciting opportunities to purchase cheap Cardenaoan textiles, garments, and the plentiful raw materials just waiting to be put to use in the right hands. National governments were invited to get in on the action too, a dose of economic assistance could be a very wise investment in the up and coming Cardenao. Despite only appearing six years ago, look at the countries currently playing in Cardenao. Look at the international viewership, the tournament and national infrastructure, the obvious ambition to make a mark and move up on the international stage. An investment now is sure to pay off later.

The President of Cardenao smiled and waved to his citizens as he strode out of the stadium back to the Presidential Palace. There was much business to attend to these days as he oversaw an ever increasing list of minute details of his nation’s well being, from the comprehensive ad campaign he devised for the football tournament he created to maintaining the growing ledger of nations proven to be his ally and a friend to Cardenao.

Mihaly had a very productive meeting with his personal friend and Banijan Ambassador, Toyuwa Okafor. Banija was the first and closest ally to Cardenao, and had provided a great deal of aid in a variety of forms. Several great naval ships of war and decades of military technology, the backbone of a comprehensive rail and metro network via RTC, sharing general technology and straight up injections of cash were but a few of the boons of this friendship with the Atlantian Oceania nation.

Riding the high of that, it was time to deepen a relationship with a nation in Rushmore, and who better than Tikariot, a nation Cardenao already exported millions of dollars worth of coffee to every year. They could be a strategic ally to have, with their financial, technological, and intelligence expertise all highly desired. It would also be beneficial to have a close ally in yet another region.

The two nations shared several national philosophies and had first met in the qualifying phase of the 91st World Cup. Mihaly had met Prime Minister Roderick Armitage after a clash between their nations and the two quickly became friends, and now it was to him that Mihaly drafted up a correspondence. It was the drab technospeak of diplomacy but the message was clear: Let’s get serious about this relationship. The goal was to create an official alliance between the two nations, nothing nearly as intense as the one with Banija, but the relationship between Tikariot and Cardenao was due official recognition. The message was polished up and sent along the usual line of communication to the Prime Minister, and the table was set for the two to meet.

Another piece had been played in Mihaly’s grand scheme, if this move came to fruition then it would make the Cardenao Invitational even that much more of a success. Mihaly smiled to himself, the board was opening up just like he planned it to.
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After countless tournaments over the years and decades in the world of international football, you might be surprised to find that new positions and tactics are still being innovated. But not only are there goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders, and forwards, there are specialist designations too. Trequartistas. Takilantes. And the newest trend to hit the world of football: the free-kick-lying-down-guy, or FKLDG.

Traditionally, when the attacking team is granted a free kick, many members of the defensive team line up in close proximity to form a "wall," which the free kick taker may try to "bend" around or shoot over. However, only recently has it emerged that, if the defenders simultaneously jump up in anticipation of a kick, the shooter can thwart this strategy by keeping the ball low. Hence, the role of the FKLDG, who chills out on the pitch in an effort to prevent the kicker from getting too tricky.

While Zwangzug has not always been known for its tactical sophistication, it has hurried to adopt this new strategy, as befitting the full national team's status as reigning World Cup champions. "When Coach Ragnailt said she wanted to see me," said university team FKLDG Julia MacEacharna, "I was a little nervous. Like, was this about the whole saxophone thing? But no, she just wanted to go over some strats. It was pretty exciting!"

"We might not be the most physical side out there," admitted captain Yoonjung Lin. "We're not going to win a whole lot of aerial battles or brutal challenges. But it's nice to know that even small, lazy people have dreams to aspire to."

"If the FKLDG had been a thing when I was growing up, I might have wanted to be one," said Valery Korolev. "No need to run around, just sprawl out and get in the way! Although, I guess I'd be worried about accidentally commiting a handball because my arms would be at the same altitude as my feet. So in retrospect things did work out just fine."

Ragnailt clarified that "guy" is being used in the generic sense, not unlike languages where the same word can be masculine-specific in the singular but non-sex-specific in the plural. "And if you want to make something of it we'll fight you," she added. "Only not very effectively, because we're kind of wimps."

While the senior team did not designate an FKLDG during their championship campaign, it's anyone's guess what the new cycle will bring. "The way I see it, there's a target on their back now, and that's the way they like it," Ragnailt speculated. "I'm not sure if they'll ever get around to naming designated free kick takers or anything actually useful like that, but as long as they're boasting about their past glories, hopefully they'll get around to naming the FKLDG."
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Postby Tikariot » Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:52 pm

A lot was going on right now. Roderick Armitage let himself fall into the overstuffed armchair in front of the fireplace of his office, the lively fire crackling and emanating a welcome heat. Earlier the Tikariotian national team managed the unthinkable at the Copa Rushmori, beating Sargossa in a penalty shoot-out, after having beaten Cassadaigua in a penalty shoot-out as well! And now in the final, they would go on and meet their friend, their neighbour and fiercest rival: Græntfjall. That reminded him, he had to make arrangements to fly to Esca for the final. There was no way he would miss this! He sighed. It would mean a lot to the team, and the whole nation. He thought at the jersey his nephew had given him with his name on it. He couldn't help but chuckle. Was it actually a special jersey for him or just a regular one of Theo? Ah, who cares, it's the same name anyways.

He let it sink in. His nephew was going to play in the final. He would have flown to Esca no matter what, but this made it just that extra bit more special. He should get in touch with Kaija, see if she was interested in a little wager. Whoever would lose would have to wear a jersey of the winning team for a day? Yes, that was a good idea!

A knock on the door shook him out of his reverie and as he turned, one of his aides very discreetly slipped into the office.

"Sir, a message from President Mihaly."

She was holding a black manila folder in her hand, with the presidential seal embossed on its cover. The moment he had it in his hand, she disappeared without a sound. He opened the folder and read the document. It was an invitation to a meeting in New Cardonia, for a "friendly meeting among friends." He smiled. He had several "friendly meetings" throughout his career and usually, it meant that people wanted something from him. Well, in a way Mihaly did want something from him, but he knew it was not a one-way street. In the past few years Cardenao had grown into an important trade partner, their coffee, so he was told, was among the best out there. Not that he would know as he didn't drink coffee, but this nation drank enough of it and was vocal enough about its quality that it was impossible not to know.

He put the folder on the side table next to his chair. It would be good to deepen their relations, you could never have too many good allies. Not that there was any real trouble brewing anywhere close, but the marketplace had always more been his battlefield, building up relations, and trade agreements, to help both sides get something out of it. Suddenly an alarm chimed in his pocket. As he pulled out his cell phone, it was a notification that the likely last game of the Tikariotian U21 in Cardenao against Banija was coming up soon. He sighed. It had not been going well, but at least it was a good learning experience for them, even if it was 'only' an invitational. But it was an invitational that had brought far more than football together.

He stretched. Enough work. It was time to enjoy a nice glass of Skarraborgs and watch the youngsters try to annoy Banija. He got up, and walked towards the door leading to the private wing of the house. Time to have some fun!
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Postby Independent Athletes from Quebec » Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:14 pm

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Godmod other events: Yes* (Please TG or contact me on Discord if you have questions or genuinely-creative ideas)

This is a good group of users we have on Mihaly invitational. GO CRAZY.


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Quebec and Shingoryeo national football team - Inaugural Mihaly Invitational


Nation Name (Trigramme): Kingdom of Quebec and Shingoryeo (QUE)
Demonyms: Quebecois (I'll be fine with use of Quebecers, but please don't use Quebecians. Thank you)
Colours: Red, Black and Blue
National Anthem: 'Ode to Thee, My Homeland'
Royal Anthem: 'Hymn to the Shingoryeo'

FA: Royal Quebecois Football Association (RQFA)
World Ranking: Not high, but it's comfortable at least (18th)
Formation: 2-4-3-1 (secondary: 4-2-4, 4-2-3-1, 3-4-1-2)
Style Modifier: +5 (Duh)
Nickname: The Grim Reapers
Ultras Group: The Bubonic Plague

NATIONAL TEAM STAFF

Manager: Eric Varsteeg, 42
Style Modifier: +5
Predicted First XI : Yeong-Rok; Hak-Seong - Salihamidzic; Delisle - Oh-Chainey - Han - Yabusele; Kim-Michel - Icardi-Rabiot - Kim; M'bah-Pinho

26-PERSON SQUAD

Captain: Giovanni-Jurgen Berhalter, 21
Vice Captain: Camille Oh-Chainey, 21
Third Captain: Goh Yeong-Rok, 20

Major stars: Oberon M'Bah-Pinho, Camille Oh-Chainey, Frederic Yabusele
Likely substitutes: Mariana Budi-Dursun, Giovanni-Jurgen Berhalter, Yves Soonias, Jakub Sharp, Gaston Chenier, Odette Tsioui, Yi Sae-Bohm
Free kicks: Oberon M'Bah-Pinho, Camille Oh-Chainey, Frederic Yabusele
Penalties: Cesar Icardi-Rabiot, Oberon M'bah-Pinho, Clyde Han
Corners: By rotation

21    GK YEONG-ROK           Goh               M  20  QUE Kingston FC
01 GK Etienne HWANG M 21 QUE Montreal Koreana
29 GK Seung-Hwa JEON F 19 QUE Saguenay Technical University (Collegiate)
06 LB Alain DELISLE M 18 QUE Montreal City
92 LB Mariana BUDI-DURSUN F 21 TMB Columbia City
03 CB Sinisa SALIHAMIDZIC M 19 QUE Perce Town
04 CB HAK-SEONG Goh M 20 QUE Olympique de Rimouski

05 CB Darcy VERLAAN F 18 QUE Songak Metropolitan University (Collegiate)
50 CB/DM Giovanni-Jurgen BERHALTER M 21 QUE Mount Ester University (Collegiate)
22 RB/LB Frederic YABUSELE M 19 MYT Atletik Thessia
18 RB Yves SOONIAS M 21 QUE Montreal Koreana
24 DM Gaston CHENIER M 20 NGD Olympic Nassau Bay
16 DM/LB Brie TANNENBAUM F 21 QUE Northandryun Rovers
10 CM Camille OH-CHAINEY F 21 QUE CSKA Quebec
13 CM Clyde HAN M 20 CMT Pur State University (Collegiate)
08 CM Jakub SHARP M 20 QUE Haligonian
17 CM Charles LANGLET M 19 QUE Cornwall Clippers
99 AM/SS Cesar ICARDI-RABIOT M 19 QUE Swangard Athletic
23 LW Rachelle KIM-MICHEL F 20 CMT University of the Islands (Collegiate)
11 LW Odette TSIOUI F 18 QUE Cornwall Clippers
14 LW Cade KHEDIRA M 21 SRS Vogsphere United
07 ST Oberon M'BAH-PINHO M 17 QUE Kingston FC
09 ST Corneille-Theophile POULIN M 18 QUE Leaside Lions
19 ST/RW SAE-BOHM YI F 21 QUE Queen's College (Collegiate)
12 RW Chae-Yeong KIM F 20 TMB Kingsbury United
15 RW Michelle GONG-LANDAU F 19 QUE Jolbonopolis United
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Postby Huayramarca » Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:53 pm

After firing Omar Caicedo, and basically every single member of the past Managing Staff, the Federación Huayramarquina de Fútbol has decided to hire Blâás Âgínsôgnó, a Rulandese manager that loves extremely offensive ideas and might work as a long-term leader for the revamp that the Huayramarcan football needs to give a step forward in the Multiverse, this when it comes to performance. Âgínsôgnó did a quick profiling of all the players that Huayramarca has, as of now, in the scope of the National Team.

It was, indeed, a quick profiling as there’s around 65-70 players that could be considered as professionals and deemed capable to play for the National Team at some point of their careers. Âgínsôgnó was muttering “What the [expletive] is happening here?” Surprised at the lack of a professional league system that could feed the national team with some talent, he had to do some extra and meticulous work with the Senior NT and the young prospects that are already near the U-20, U-23 level. As part of the prospects he consider, Âgínsôgnó deems as “[expletive] necessary [expletive]” the creation of a “game philosophy” as he has said many times to the Huayramarcan FA “Part of an FA success, in the mid term, is having a standard philosophy that needs to be taken care of, improved and updated throughout time to keep it working”.

Huayramarca, as expected, had a philosophy of play, but haven’t been able to update it and make sure to improve it, the proof? Their performance during the WC 92 Group Stage and the CAFA flop has shown decline, lack of consistency, and some clear limitations in what the team plays. Aleirave, despite being not-so-renowned in football, was able to expose Huayramarca’s weaknesses fully to the point of leave Caicedo’s strategies naked, defenceless. The way that could be useful to correct it, according to Âgínsôgnó, was using the Mihaly Invitational as a test-ground for the new ideals he wants to implement in the National Team.

For starters, the new manager is betting hard and is trying to use a 4-2-1-3 sometimes, although he wants to switch for a 3-2-4-1, cluttering the midfield and making them to attack in a block, meaning that the team could have up to 5-6 attackers, as one of the “2” in that double pivot could be a “box-to-box” to switch from defence to offence when needed, but not only to attack, but to help to keep the pace or mark a new one depending to their vision of things in the match. More flexible roles, attacking as a “horde” and enabling individuality and creativity to be the daily drivers of the team when attacking. That’s what the new Huayramarca will have if Âgínsôgnó’s plan works as expected.

Huayramarca 2.0, the transition from “el huayco” to “fulbo total”, a demanding style physically speaking, one that aspires to not give a single moment of relaxation for the rivals, as it means to recover the ball in block and attack in blocks, insane pacing and attitude to outscore the rival, changing the mindset towards scoring rather than the ways to score that Huayramarca had in their genes, that’s Âgínsôgnó’s fulbo.
Curiously, this revolution is lead by some unexpected elements among the team, namely Lucien Alszeghy and Marcelo Huanca. The former is not what we’re used to see in the National Team, not as strong and tall as Bryan Tello, but seems to be smarter when defining, that key factor could help the team to keep the offensive quota there, while the latter is the much mentioned box-to-box midfielder that Huayramarca needs for the future. A man of physicality, insane pacing, and strong stamina, one that can defend and control the game tempo at will, collaborative with dribbling and a lover of mid-range shots, an exciting prospect. Having some gunpower with Carlos Cedeño and René Matsabanda will be good for this team, as it can bolster that capability of them through the aid, and prodigy, of Alszeghy while attacking.

Huayramarca’s future might not look spectacular nor bleak, but there’s a lot to build and a lot to support for this new project, that seems to be providing the missing pieces of the puzzle called “continuous improvement”.

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Cutoff time! Coming down to the wire 8)
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Postby Cardenao » Wed Jan 04, 2023 8:28 pm

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MATCHDAY 4


Group Cardenao
Drawkland 0-1 Zwangzug
Independent Athletes from Quebec 1-0 Ceni



Group Cardenao Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Zwangzug 3 3 0 0 5 0 +5 9
2 Drawkland 4 2 0 2 8 5 +3 6
3 Independent Athletes from Quebec 3 2 0 1 4 4 +0 6
4 Ochre Islands 3 1 0 2 1 2 -1 3
5 Ceni 3 0 0 3 1 8 -7 0


Group Mihaly
Tikariot 0-4 Banija
Huayramarca 4-1 Juvencus


Group Mihaly Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Banija 3 3 0 0 11 3 +8 9
2 Huayramarca 3 2 1 0 9 5 +4 7
3 Juvencus 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
4 Cardenao 3 0 2 1 7 10 -5 2
5 Tikariot 4 0 1 3 2 10 -8 1


MD5 prompt: This is it! The last matchday, the last chance to secure a better spot for the knockout rounds. Whether your nation is going into the winners bracket or the consolation one, what sort of 'final matchday, everything is on the line' rituals do your fans have?
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Postby Banija » Fri Jan 06, 2023 4:01 pm

Kabaka - King
Luguba - Queen Consort
Sarauniya - Queen Mother
Isebantu - Crown Prince
Omugabe/Omugaba - Prince/Princess
Omulangira/Kyabazinga - Duke/Duchess
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Katikkiro - Prime Minister
Waziri - Foreign Minister
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Ambassador Toyuwa Okafor, sitting at the Banijan embassy in Cardenao's Capitol


Toyuwa Okafor sat down in his office, at 6 PM, smoking a cigar. He had just gotten home from Banija's match in Cartablanca- a 4-0 shellacking of Tikariot, where he saw his squad absolutely dominate their Rushmori opponents. Tikariot's senior team was also at a different tournament, in the Copa Rushmori Final- but Okafor and the large Banijan community were enjoying every bit of this tournament. Their second rambunctious win of the tournament, had seen them skyrocket to the top of the group with 9 points from 3 matches, with only one game left to play.

He had told himself that he was going to fully enjoy this tournament, and he was doing so. It was rare that, as an Ambassador, you got to see your own national team in the country that was hosting you, but there they were. And as an alumni of the national team, of course, he always had a hell of a time. The first and third matches, he was in the front row of the crowd, cheering like any other crazy supporter. Face painted, not wearing a suit, having a ball, drinking beer. He basically had the embassy reach a deal with a different bar in Cartablanca every day he was there- where the embassy bought out the bar for the national team, and their VIPs. Normally the RBSA would pay for that, but of course, with Okafor as an alum... That's how it happened.

Was that great stewardship of Banijan tax dollars? Probably not, but it was popular among the players and other VIPs to rent out those clubs. This was mostly a young team, so the squad, with their significant others and families, were enjoying Cardenao for all it was worth. But this was the first day he didn't go back with them to the club. Instead, he had to catch up on some work to do back at the office. While the party was fun, he still had work to do, and he was going to focus on that.

Cardenao had troops in the Ochre Islands. Was it an invasion? Banijan intelligence... Could not quite tell. It was an invasion, it wasn't an invasion- troops were everywhere, troops were nowhere. And yet... He knew that he had a mission of his own. He was supposed to increase work and collaboration between the two militaries. Why? Banija wasn't exactly fond of what was going on in Farfadillis. Increasing chaos, which would create another refugee crisis, or worse- a free-for-all that could invite troops from across the multiverse to their corner of AO. Like Euran troops. Disgusting.

Okafor had to figure out what was happening in the Ochre Islands- so he had commissioned a report. What complicated matters? The Kabaka- or well, the previous Kabaka, had great relations with former Ochre Islands overlords Bostopia- a country that, basically, no longer existed at this point in time. And now, he was reading. Cigar to mouth, he opened the book, and knew that, soon, he was going to make a call to President Mihaly. Banija would need to get a handle on what was going on, and more importantly, he would need to help figure out what to do.

As he got reading the intelligence report, he became more and more interested. His first call wouldn't go to Cardenao's President, no- it would go to Busukuma. He'd probably have to get home quick and give a live update, to the security cabinet, on what exactly the hell was going on out here. As he scheduled this to happen, he timed the meeting perfectly- nobody would notice him being gone for a few days while Banija had a top of the table contest with Huayramarca on the final day of the group stages. But this information was too sensitive to handle over a Zoom...
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Postby Zwangzug » Fri Jan 06, 2023 4:46 pm

The Kerlagrad Courier


The Mihaly Invitational Cup is not only an opportunity for the university all-star team to gain some more experience after their second-place finish at the Brevity Challenge Cup, but it is also a way for the emerging Anaian nation of Cardenao to showcase their infrastructure to the world. President Mihaly Otamendi, after whom the tournament is rather immodestly named, brought the country out of isolation, whereupon they have forged bonds with such nations as Banija and Quebec that are represented here. Zwangzug's place at the event has more to do with the senior team being World Cup champions than the establishment of any official alliance, but according to government spokespeople, the country is "one we like, probably."

"Since their debuted two cycles ago, the Cardenao national team has rapidly emerged as a serious, contending side, and we hope to continue growing our relationship in tournaments to come," said a bureaucrat somewhere in the Department of Foreign Affairs. "Um, their government? It's...probably good that their economy is developing, I guess? Unless it's done in an unjust or unsustainable manner, in which case that would be bad."

"We are proud to compete in Anaia, which is one of the sporting regions of the multiverse," said manager Lynn Ragnailt. "And I've admired my players' ability to keep their focus on the pitch, despite the prevalence of many classes of recreational drugs that are heavily restricted back home."

"Look, back when Zwangzug were first competing, we were kind of cringeworthy and embarrassing in our attempts at sucking up to other socialist nations," said an anonymous player. "It's no surprise we've overcompensated on the side of isolationism, since. But I like it here, the weather is nice and stuff."

"I just call this place Card, for short," said another player. "That's kind of endearing, since one of the legendary figures of the first-generation team was named Andrew Card. Although having a football player named 'Card' is also embarrasingly on-point even if it was a coincidence, so maybe I shouldn't do that either, huh."

"The fact that Cardenao is interested in improving their public transportation infrastructure is an excellent sign for a developing nation, and we would be more than happy to partner with them on this project in the future," said an employee of the Department of Transportation. "Oh, wait, Banija is already on it? Why do we even bother."

At press time, the Department of Foreign Affairs was confirming that we totally have an embassy with Banija, for real, it's like right there in the signature and everything.
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Postby Cardenao » Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:58 pm

The final cutoff is happening right………now! Good luck :geek:
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FINAL MATCHDAY (5)


Group Cardenao
Zwangzug 2-0 Independent Athletes from Quebec
Ceni 5-2 Ochre Islands



Group Cardenao Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Zwangzug 4 4 0 0 7 0 +7 12
2 Drawkland 4 2 0 2 8 5 +3 6
3 Independent Athletes from Quebec 4 2 0 2 4 2 -2 6
4 Ceni 4 1 0 3 6 10 -4 3
5 Ochre Islands 4 1 0 3 3 7 -4 3


Group Mihaly
Banija 1-1 Huayramarca
Juvencus 3–3 Cardenao
((Scoronated by Quebec))


Group Mihaly Standings

Team P W D L For Ag +/- Pts
1 Banija 4 3 1 0 12 4 +8 10
2 Huayramarca 4 2 2 0 10 6 +4 8
3 Juvencus 4 1 1 2 9 10 -1 4
4 Cardenao 4 0 3 1 10 13 -5 3
5 Tikariot 4 0 1 3 2 10 -8 1



Now here's what that means:

Championship Semi-Finals 1/8/23
CNF Corp Center, New Cardonia (Capacity: 57,772): Zwangzug vs Huayramarca,
Il Palomino, Alameda (Capacity: 33,223): Drawkland vs Banija

Best of the Rest Match 1/9/23
The Library, Puente Alexandria (Capacity: 7,777): Independent Athletes from Quebec vs Juvencus

Consolation Semi-Finals 1/8/23
RTC Transhub Arena, Sareña (Capacity: 36,420): Ceni vs Tikariot
The Cottage, Küsbon (Capacity: 33,800): Ochre Islands vs Cardenao
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To the dismay of neutral bystanders, Zwangzug's gang of karelan conspirators have been given another excuse to go on a rant about how Big Takil is oppressing the underdog and crushing the spirit of self-expression among the footballing world. "The uncritical and mindless acceptance of 'goal differential' as a tiebreaker merely reflects a hegemonic system of Offense-Giving which slovenly worships the goal," babbled Aadam Nehru, while uncomfortable strangers attempted to keep their distance. "Can there not also be beauty in the scoreless draw? Why must we overlook the nuanced skills required for defense, even if they do not translate to so brute and simplistic a thing as a goal?"

"The international system of 'three points for a win' reflects the framework of inequality critical to the takilan mindset," explained Tarabai Chordia, draping a Namiri Forest scarf around her tinfoil hat. "Has a team that wins one game and loses a second by the same scoreline demonstrated its superiority to a team that draws both? Then why do these fetishists reward one while scorning another?"

While most of their criticisms have, quite rightly, been ignored by people who prefer to see something happen over the course of ninety minutes, some have nevertheless taken root. "Under certain historical circumstances, defensive-minded games were more likely to favor the underdog than high-scoring matches," explained Raphael Luxel-Choat of the AIU. "This, in turn, could create perverse incentives for underdogs to adopt defensive formations, or experienced sides to choose attacking ones, without consideration for their own culture or tactical comfort. However, new systems of referee training, such as the Additive Accreditation Achievement have virtually eliminated this tendency, meaning that it is unlikely to reoccur as a problem on the international scale."

"...The bleeping karelans are at it again?" he added. "Seriously? I thought we solved this problem decades ago."

Not to be deterred, the insufferable defensivists immediately pivoted to the outrage of the fact that, if this problem was solved decades ago, it has not been disseminated in more concrete form. "Social systems where solutions to 'well-known' problems are passed down by word of mouth instead of being formally and rigidly announced are vulnerable to cliques and whisper networks," claimed Arissa Padsalgikar. "Nobody likes an Old Boys' Club!" This, naturally, gave all reasonable persons more cause to roll their eyes at the karelans being at it again.

"No data of such critical importance should be subject to a single point of failure," concluded Vishnu Saxena. "I mean, look at the wikis, for crying out loud."

"By the way, 'karela' and 'takil' are loanwords from the Rejistanian language that have been widely adopted across the multiverse to refer to very defensive and very offensive-minded sporting tactics, respectively," infodumped Luxel-Choat. "I assume everyone knows this and I'm not doing anyone any good by repeating it. But then, I assumed everyone knew about the AAA, too."
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The consolation bracket in our hosting debut, not quite the ideal outcome though certainly the most fitting considering the strength of the nations in the Invitational and Cardenao’s own…developing strength in the game. Still though, Scooter McNash was sure that the press would take every opportunity to extoll this as the national team’s third successive trip to the knockout rounds, albeit in three very different competitions.

Scooter lit a large blunt and held it to his lips, feeling the relaxing numbness start to roll over him, accentuated by a sizable drink or three. What a crazy six years it had been since he had first led the National Team into battle during the 78th Baptism of Fire and much had changed. Cardenao was heading into the qualification phase for their third World Cup and the country had been on the up and up, now holding a reputation as the 70th best team in the world. There was a lot to be hopeful about for the future of football in Cardenao, and Scooter was determined to taste success.

Things were trending that way, he thought to himself as he looked over the Strait of Cardenao. From getting dumped out of that Baptism of Fire to his country hosting a brand-new invitational tournament filled with some of the biggest names in the multiverse, the progress was head spinning but he was hanging onto this rocket ride. The past year had seen his team make the Round of 16 in the 84th Cup of Harmony before a painful 3-4AET loss to Mertagne. Then, in the fifth CAFA Cup, it was a 3–2 loss to Aleirave that had sent him and the team home, again in the round of 16.

It was progress, but damn was it painful.

Just like the team had progressed, so had the country. Factories and schools opening, roads getting paved, treaties and that sort of shit, the invasion of the Ochre Islands McNash laughed to himself through the blunt and started coughing. He reached down for a glass of water and got his cottonmouth under control, laughing all the while

He knew a couple folk involved in the ‘invasion.’ Lucky bastards were laying bellyup in the sun, ‘victims’ of what can only be described as a…‘war’ of appeasement by the natives who simply catered to the Cardenaoan soldier’s every whim. Indeed, their own generosity had seen the locals become subject to a far prolonged occupational ‘state of combat’ as the Cardenao troops eagerly radioed home news of the fierce beachside battles they valiantly faced. Meanwhile, the Ochrens seemed obligated to ‘distract’ the fighting force by letting them play water polo, feeding the soldiers breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and provided free entertainment at the bar? Yes, with minimal government oversight on both sides, wired McNash’s contacts, this ‘conflict’ was bound to stretch on.

He smiled as the…brilliance (if it could be described as such) from both sides that allowed them both to claim victory. For the Ochrens, they were holding off the superior Cardeano, bolstered by their backing of the Ochre Island’s ancient…enemies? Frienemies? Dads? Whatever the term, the support of Bostopia for Cardenao hadn’t gone unnoticed. On the other hand, President Mihaly Otamendi and Cardeano could say that every passing day represented further success and competence of the Cardenao military forces.

Did either side want to escalate it to actual fighting? No, absolutely not. That would ruin the fun. And so the little geopolitical games of war and machinations continued, but both sides enjoyed a ‘cease-fire’ for the football match between Cardenao and the Ochre Islands. Losers got rounded up and shot…just kidding……unless……

Anyhow, it was bound to be an emotional game, with both teams fired up by the carefully curated messages of ‘war’ that was relayed to them. Both wanted to win, both wanted to prove they weren’t the worst team at this prestigious tournament, both wanted to enter the World Cup on whatever bit of good form they could get for themselves.

Scooter McNash bit down on the end of his blunt.

It was go time.
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Kabaka - King
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Ambassador Toyuwa Okafor, sitting in the nation's capitol, after presenting to the security cabinet


.... "So, you're saying that this started with the Ochre Islands unloading a payload of... Chestnuts from the Cardenao sky?" Asked the Kabaka, once again. Ambassador Toyuwa Okafor nodded. Toyuwa Okafor had come home to Banija to basically zero fanfare, to present directly to the security cabinet on the developing war situation within Anaia, between their close allies Cardenao, and the Ochre Islands- a former Bostopian colony, who were a historic Banijan ally. Ochre Island planes drop crates full of chestnuts on Cardenao. President Otamendi demands retribution. Bostopia resurfaces (without Emperor Boston) and tries to re-assert their own role in Ochre Island affairs.

Multi-faceted, and complicated. But things, while complicated, were also crystal clear- Cardenao soldiers had landed on the Ochre Islands, with a Banijan supplied ship at the center of the invasion fleet. There hadn't been any actual casualties at this point (as far as Okafor knew, anyways), but obviously this was something that could escalate rapidly. And with Banijan supplies being used, and Cardenao a direct military ally, Banija did not want to be a prisoner of the moment- could not afford to simply be reactive. And yet... A strategy of waiting a little bit, made sense.

"Your Majesty." The Isebantu had said during the meeting, addressing his father- the Kabaka. "We've got to get a better handle on this. I propose that I go to Cardenao myself, and talk with President Mihaly directly. We can straighten things out. Plus, Cardenao showing their own muscle on the Anaian stage isnt'a bad thing. A stronger ally, a more confident ally, it is a good thing for them and for us."

"But we have an ancient obligation to Bostopia, remember." The Kabaka had replied. "My Father met Emperor Boston, remember?"

"Emperor Boston, of course, is dead- presumably." The national security advisor replied. This was true. Kabaka Mwanga's father, Albert III, had visited Emperor Boston during World Cup 79. Mwanga, who was then the Waziri(Foreign Minister), had gone on the trip, and watched the two bond. Emperor Boston was a little... Eccentric, but Bostopia and Banija had formed a strong alliance. of course, not long after that, Bostopia simply ceased to exist from the sporting world, so the alliance had sort of faded. But did that mean Banija's obligations to them were still valid? Resurrected nation, different leader, Emperor Boston missing(or dead), how did that factor in?

"We're going to ignore the Bostopia angle for now. The islands are not Bostopian, after all." The Kabaka said. "This is about President Otamendi. We're going to release a statement, from here in Busukuma. We're going to warn about further escalation. Emphasize our relationship. And ensure that they understand that recklessness is a bad idea. And Ambassador, you are going to echo that message on the ground. Do you understand?"

Everybody nodded, especially the Ambassador. Toyuwa Okafor got back on the first flight to Anaia. He whipped up a press conference at the embassy's regular press briefings, and gave his statement...

"We are, obviously, worrying about the situation on the Ochre Islands." Ambassador Okafor told the gathered media at the Banijan embassy in Cardenao. "We have always maintained a strong relationship with our close ally in Cardenao, and their President, Mihaly Otamendi- and that is never going to change. That means when situations like this in the Ochre Islands happen, we worry, and we take notice. The actions that Cardenao have taken, Cardenao have taken. But let us be clear- we will always strongly be in favor of de-escalation in this scenario. We all support peace, and tensions should be ratcheted down, rather than up."

"Banija has an interest in the situation, because of our relationships with everybody involved- obviously Cardenao, but we see Bostopia, an old ally, as well. We will keep a close eye, and watch for what happens next."

When back in Cardenao, he also, quickly and quietly, hand-delivered a short letter to President Otamendi- one that he and the Kabaka thought of at the very last minute. Short, sweet, and to the point.

To: President Mihaly Otamendi
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Mr. President,

I am sure you are not surprised, but Banija is following the situation in the Ochre Islands with some serious concern. While this Government has your back, we do not want the situation in the Ochre Islands to escalate. It is hard to get a read how your neighbors view the situation- but already, Bostopia seems to be getting involved. If another nation gets involved, or some other regional powers do, you understand how things can escalate quickly.

Do you have this situation under control? Are you going to be able to prevent uncontrollable escalation?

From,

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Postby Huayramarca » Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:25 pm

The project of the Huayramarcan Football Federation seems to be running smoothly so far, a good performance against Banija capped off a great Group Stage at the Mihaly Invitational in Cardenao; this as a preparation for the upcoming Di Bradini Cup, the U-21 equivalent of the World Cup where Huayramarca is set to do its maiden appearance later this season. Blâás Âgínsôgnó offensive football ideals seem to be working, and the team is cooperating in this process of transformation, a much-needed refresh after half of a decade of a style who worked well but was already predictable.

Huayramarcan fans are sensing a new air in the team, one that is inviting them to trust in the process, one that provides what many expected to see in the team since years: offensive play, complete dominance of the ball, and, most importantly, more efficiency and prudence when holding a lead. It has been noticeable that there’s a small contingent of Huayramarcan fans that had made themselves present in Cardenao to support the team, most specifically the La Banda de la Alpaca the most unconditional group of supporters that tries to give to this group of players, a taste of what they will feel when they break into the lines of the Senior National Team.

Âgínsôgnó has been backed up by a trio of midfielders that have behaved properly and will be interesting to see how they develop in the upcoming games. Marcelo Huanca, Víctor Mamani and Carlos Cedeño have built a triangle of action that has been effective while trying to shutting down the rivals, this with the help pf the rather unpredictable role switch they have been exercising from destroying to playmaking. Each of them has a unique vision and trait that can exploit certain conditions that the match can bring up, with Huanca being more egocentric while attacking, trying to do deep runs and then, when there’s no more chance, pass the ball to either Matsabanda, Mendoza or Alszeghy, his solo runs have been useful to attract marking and liberate pressure on the wingers, setting different scenarios that the team has been able to explode efficiently.

Carlos Cedeño, in the other hand, has been some sort of collaborative link for the wingers, also for his pairs in the midfield, trying to force the defenders to come out of their zone and then surprise them with some crossing action or, perhaps, a shot from mid-range. Víctor Mamani has been totally unpredictable, as he can do a solo run or pass the ball, even he could offer himself as a decoy to attract pressure and let some wingers or another midfielder run free to continue attacking freely; there’s no doubt that he has been important due to his decision-making skills, which have been executed with perfect timing, unlocking new possibilities in the midfield.

Lucien Alszeghy, as expected, is living up to the expectations made around him. Not a direct substitute of Bryan Tello but a smarter player than him in virtue of his lecture of the room, he knows what to do and when he will execute his ideas, he can dribble and shoot or directly shoot at the first chance possible, leaving also a possibility to pass the ball to the playmaker (whoever does the role in the moment) and turn him into some sort of second-striker, ready to get into the box and break havoc for the rival.

Âgínsôgnó has been able to unlock different abilities and game plan comprehension ideas for the team, as it constantly evolves as they read the game. This kind of role switching, without slowing the pace, haven’t been conceivable by fans from a Huayramarcan team, as slumps were happening often and often when trying to do such decisions. For sure, it is a mentality change that has been able to be implemented successfully, in a group of young players that have been long used to watch the same predictable brand of football that Huayramarca has used to have; the mix of egocentric ideals, uncertainty and capability to coexist as a team have been notorious drives for this change of momentum.

The fans from La Banda de la Alpaca have created some different chants that reflect the change of perceptions among the fans, displaying optimism and even pride from the players to levels that we weren’t used to see before, creating such a unique environment in the matches. There are even new chants that they have been using to reflect such a significant mood switch, from pessimistic to optimistic about the future of Huayramarca in football.

¡Qué lo sepa el mundo!

Dale, dale, dale, dale Huayra!; dale Huayra!, dale Huayra!
¡Qué lo sepa el multiverso! (Let the Multiverse know)
¡Esto es Huayramarca! (This is Huayramarca!)
La selección que pone huevos (The team that plays with grit)
La que lucha hasta el final. (The one who fights until the end)
En las buenas y en las malas (In the good or bad times)
La banda siempre está aquí (The group will always be here)
36 millones, apoyando, con el corazón. (36 million people supporting with their hearts!)

Esta es la banda más loca (This is the maddest group)
De toda Anaia (of all Anaia)
¡Sí, señor! (Yes, sir!)
El jugador número 12 (The 12th player)
Que te alienta (That supports you)
Hasta el final (‘Til the end)
Donde sea y cuando sea (Wherever and whenever)
Estaremos ahí alentándote (We will support you)
Sin importar el rival (no matter the rival)
Lo haremos correr cobardemente. (We Will make ‘em run cowardly)

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THE cutoff! ((Sorry for delay, got caught up playing football IRL!))
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SEMI-FINAL BRACKETS


Championship Semi-Finals
CNF Corp Center, New Cardonia (Capacity: 57,772): Zwangzug 3-3 (4-3 AET) Huayramarca
Il Palomino, Alameda (Capacity: 33,223): Drawkland 2-8 Banija

Consolation Semi-Finals
RTC Transhub Arena, Sareña (Capacity: 36,420): Ceni 1-3 Tikariot
The Cottage, Küsbon (Capacity: 33,800): Ochre Islands 1–1 Cardenao (2–2 AET) (1–2 pen.) ((Quebinated, much thanks!))




Now what does that mean……

Best of the Rest 1/9/23
The Library, Puente Alexandria (Capacity: 7,777): Independent Athletes from Quebec vs Juvencus

Consolation Championship 1/10/23
Stadi Cardenao, New Cardonia (Capacity: 83,500): Tikariot vs Cardenao

Third-Place Playoff 1/10/23
The Palace, Alegria (Capacity: 47,359): Huayramarca vs Drawkland

Final 1/11/23
Stadi Cardenao, New Cardonia (Capacity: 83,500): Zwangzug vs Banija
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Postby Independent Athletes from Quebec » Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:10 pm

'Well, here we go. Off to the best of the best match against Juvencus after a rough group stage. Thoughts?'

'Let's see...we did lose out on group stage by the sheer luck of the group stage to Drawkland. But it could have gone any worse, considering the rumours that have been coming from the Grim Reapers' locker room over there, and also considering that it could have been us instead of the Drawkians who got the massive 2-8 loss handed on them.'

'2-8? That's even doable? What the fuck were the Banijans on? Roids?'

'Not really. You know that with those lads from the Kadongo Kamu, you either see them thrash opponents by multiple goals or lose barely. Of course it's lot likelier for former to occur than latter, but they don't discriminate.'

'Then how come we beat them just two years ago? In the World Cup of all places?'

'I didn't say this specifically applies as a rule of thumb, bro. That's what I'm talking about with head-to-head matchups - they rarely play well against us, but would torch the Drawkians without breaking sweat. Hence the 8-2.'

'Make sense now. So it's rather an exception than a norm, is what you are saying.'

'That is correct.'

'I see now. So tell me about the Juvens. I heard that they brought a full squad to it, which is quite impressive. Not everybody has the balls to do that, so even more credits to them.'

'True darkhorses they are, always have the pace and the speed needed to surprise an opponent who'd expect them to turtle really. We should expect a tough challenge ahead of us, especially with how young and relatively undisciplined these guys can be.'

'And what kind of undisciplined are we talking about here? On or off the turf?'

'Well...I'm sure you've heard about the arguments between Brazzo [Salihamidzic] and Gio [Berhalter], or how affectionate Cesar [Icardi-Rabiot] has been at times on team hotels. Believe me, I don't want to know about those, but when you cover this Team Quebec I just happened to get the wrong generation to report upon.'

'I'm sure you would have preferred the Fifties Generation with Zina [Woodcarver], [Jean-Christophe] Babin, Hannah Kim and of course Chewbacca and that St-Onge. Who would have thought that the Grim Reapers' centrebacks would consist of one-third Maguire's, one-third Lisandro's, and two-fourth normal people.'

'Of course. At least we remember that generation for how diversified all their playing style were, which brought additional challenge to the age-sides at the time, but ultimately paid off in the end. The last two World Cups, no matter how their Second Round performances have turned out, were a success. And that's partly because we had a lot of guys who each serve a different role. What do we even have now?'

'Uh....debauchery, antagonism and everything else hot and emotional in middle of this circle of strife?'

'IN THE CIRCLE OF-----
THE CIRCLE OF STRI---IIIIIII-FE'
'THE CIRCLE OF STRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE!'

'.....'

'Yeah, I know man. I went a bit too wild on this. But you know what I mean at least.'

'Do I?'

' ;) '
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Welcome one, welcome two, welcome seven, welcome all!

This is your cutoff :ugeek:
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Best of the Rest

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TO THE FINAL!!! Of sorts.



Finally, our first final. Sorta. Kinda. Ish. Sure it’s the consolation bracket championship, sure it’s in a sportswashing tournament we dreamed up and are hosting, no it’s not a World Cup sanctioned event, no the results don’t count for anything.

But I, for one, am hyped.

For the first time we’ll get to see our boys in blue and gold take to the field to win……some sort of honor for our country. To stand up their proudly and shout out “Champions of the consultation of the Inaugural Mihaly Invitational Cup of Harmony, you’ll never sing that!!!” with vigor and gusto and……vigor.

Much has been wrote about what our country is becoming. I choose to focus on what our country is. What makes Cardenao the beacon it is.

Our country, oh Cardenao the beautiful, the Jewel of Anaia, with your beautiful beaches, majestic mountains, and gracious grasslands that give way to frenzied forests. Damn deserts though. So gorgeous is this country and so great are her people. We happy folk, lovers of smoking green combustibles, appreciators of naps, and party animals when the sun goes down…and even before then!

Her beauty is us and we? We are her beauty. Yes.

I love you Cardenao.

But…

I would love you even more with some silverware.

So to the national football team I beg of you…please give us this. Win this game and use that boost to then win the upcoming World Cup. It really isn’t that big of an ask!

Good luck lads.
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Postby Cardenao » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:27 pm

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Postby Cardenao » Tue Jan 10, 2023 8:39 pm

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THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF

The Palace, Alegria (Capacity: 47,359): Huayramarca 3-1 Drawkland



Consolation Championship

Stadi Cardenao, New Cardonia (Capacity: 83,500): Tikariot 0-1 Cardenao ((Scoronated by Quebec))






Cardenao Invitational Final 1/11/23
Stadi Cardenao, New Cardonia (Capacity: 83,500): Zwangzug vs Banija
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"All eyes on Namakula" - A trophy on offer as Banija set for a "rematch" of the World Cup 92 Final


NEW CARDONIA, CARDENAO- It's that time of the tournament. Time for the final. On one hand, this matchup can't be much of a surprise. Last summer, Banija and Zwangzug's senior teams blazed through the World Cup, both taking down giant after giant, until they met each other in the World Cup 92 Final. It was Zwangzug who triumphed on the day, as they were the better team in their 2-1 victory, in their first World Cup Final in about 50 cycles. And now, as Zwangzug celebrate their World Cup title, while Banija sit brewing, trying to plot their return to the sport's biggest stage. And both sides hoping, of course, that it's not another 50 cycles until they reach a World Cup Final.

While the senior sides are doing other things, however, both FAs understand that success is not just built on today. It is built on tomorrow. And that's where the Mihaly Invitational comes in. Banija's got a nice B team here, filled with players who have never gotten national team attention. While not quite a U21 squad, not a single player on this squad had ever received an international cap before. And Zwangzug is doing something similar. Again, not a strict U20 side or whatever- but they have run out a University team. "This is how it works at this level." Said a TV analyst from Banija. "Everyone's worried about how they are performing currently- but they're also building for the future. Playing in cups like the RTC U18 World Cup, or the Di Bradini U21 World Cup, or something like that... that is how you maintain success. That's how nations who are at the top, stay at the top. You take your eye off the ball in international football? There are 150 or so nations who miss the World Cup every year, who are chomping at the bit to take your spot at the world's greatest stage."

And so to see them at younger levels, coming to this tournament and preforming well, seems to make sense. The Banijans have been rocking it- with a trio of wins to start the tournament, and a draw in the final group stage game to clinch first place in their group and a spot in the knockout stages. Zwangzug have matched them stride for stride- A perfect 12 points earned out of 12 possible to start the group stage, and then a stunning, thrilling, 4-3 win in extra time in the semifinals to reach this final. And while Banija did not have a perfect group stage, it was simply our night against Drawkland- everything went right, as a dominant and buoyant Banijan side scored 8 goals to reach this Final.

This isn't the World Cup, or the AOCAFs. But yet- it's a Final. What does it mean? "The opportunity to win a trophy for your country comes along so rarely." Namakula Kawesa told reporters. Of course, she's a highly decorated athlete herself, having won both World Cup 86, and AOCAF 64, for her country while she was a player. "It means something to wear this shirt. I love this shirt. And my players love it. Winning this trophy would mean a lot. Heck, some of our players know that making the senior national team is certainly a challenge- nothing in the future is guaranteed. This squad has done so well. We've kept it worklike, we've kept it businesslike. We have unified towards a common goal of reaching this Final, and that we have done. Why not win it?"

Of course, there's the value of the trophy. But a tournament such as this one, well- although the sport is about the team, sometimes you have competitions that can be about the individual. Odd to say in a team sport, right? But what the Mihaly Invitational provides, more than anything, is a stage. A stage to showcase your talents. It can be hard to do it for your clubs, sometimes- especially when you're young. The pressure to win is so high, sometimes development can be at the wayside. But not only show yourself off for your senior NT. Show yourself off for other clubs, in case you want to make a move up- move up leagues, move up to the senior NT, become a starter at your club, etc...

But that goes beyond the players, as well. Let's start with the manager. Namakula Kawesa is not a full-time employee at the RBSA. She's just being contracted out for this tournament, as she's an assistant manager at Sporting Iturributa. She's gonna return there after this tournament- but then what? She's learned quite a bit there now. She's been massively successful, both as a player and as an assistant. But if she's got an international trophy after managing a team for a month? Then she won't be long for the assistant's bench. She's surely garnering club interest, but loves Astograth. It'll take the right offer, the right team, to bring her home. But winning this game, completing the quest- her demand should only skyrocket.

Who else? A few players who have shown for Banija. That front 3 for Banija have been ambitious. Look at the teenagers on the wings. They're gonna start in the S-FPL next year. Odongo Kagenda is just 19, on the right-wing, starting at the biggest club in Banija- Herzegovina City. Ochieng Mulangwa is starting for Hoima, on the other wing. OF course, the senior winger spots are accounted for- Lolong Bokate and Sarafina Ikpeazu quite possibly form the world's deadliest winger pairing, and last cycle's results (regional title, World Cup silver medal) probably prove that. But they won't be around forever, right? And why can't they use this opportunity to be legends in the club game? Maybe they'll strive for greener pastures abroad.

The competition for spots in the senior national team is as high as it's ever been. And this team, this Mihaly Invitiational team- is absolutely at the core of that. But the pressure of a final is unlike any other. Can these players handle it? Can the kids? Can the team's veterans, who also have very little experience in international football, pull the squad together and reach that prize? If so- this team could be seen as the very beginning of the next generation.
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Postby Zwangzug » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:17 pm

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The final of the Mihaly Invitational is set, and it'll be a very familiar rematch in Zwangzug versus Banija--the two sides who recently contested the World Cup 92 final. Yet, while the countries may be well acquainted, these players are not. Both countries are fielding fringe teams, in Zwangzug's case of university players, to give the senior sides a break. Of course, with several players from Zwangzug's full team likely to retire before the new cycle begins, there will be new faces on the full team soon. Either way, one thing is certain: if you've graduated from the university system, the pros are up next! We spoke with a few members of Lynn Ragnailt's site to find out where they might be headed.

Saroj Kinnar: I think some people assume I might wind up back in the Namiri area, playing for Forest or Independent, but that's not really fair--most of us who want to play college ball wind up leaving the southwest at least for a little while, there aren't as many big schools down there. I admire Sylvie Quarl [from Twineur] but we'll see. All things being equal I'd rather not wind up at Ephesian, though, they're a little too iconoclastic even for me.

Alexis Schwartzerdt: As a kid I was an Arlington fan but I guess it's hard to get on their radar right now, they're busy! I'll be happy wherever I wind up--I recognize everyone is going to say that--look, we're busy stressing out about the final, maybe bugging us about our pro plans wasn't the best idea.

Sveta Markova: I have family in Slogda so it's fine if I wind up there, I guess, although they've been so terrible lately...at times it's hard to remember "oh yeah, our association's really great now, even the bad clubs are probably good on an international scale." Life is weird.

Briony Gull-Lopez: Spenson sound fun, I've always thought the Stelladome was a cool stadium. Plus, I'd love to be able to watch the Zebras when they're at home.

Julia MacEacharna: I'm assuming Bassabook or Canbix will be the most receptive if I want to bring my saxophone along. Um, realistically, I'm focused on the game on the field. Who's going through turnover? 102d maybe, or the Muses. As long as they don't already have a free-kick-lying-down-guy.

Jude McWaler: Given how old we are, our generation is probably always going to be in the shadows of the 92 team. So I'd love to be able to make my own mark and help an underdog succeed. Even Namiri Independent would work, if they'd have me, although Keppal have shown a lot of momentum lately.

Amadou Sefe-Imdaro: My dad is one of those guys who doesn't really understand football but jumps on the bandwagon when there's a cool narrative so he has some fondness for the Rovers. I'm trying to explain that anywhere I wind up, I'll get to go to all the stadiums and have weird adventures, but I think he's secretly hoping I wind up there so I can send him postcards from the Eagles' Club or Wayr Stadium or whatever.

No matter where they land, the Mihaly Invitational has already given these players a chance to make their mark on the international stage. Plus, it's given us a chance to strengthen our bonds with the fledgling nation of Cardenao. When prompted for comment on the future of our diplomacy through football, Ragnailt herself said, "who are you and how did you get in my room."
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