- NO GODMODDING.
- NO KILLING PEOPLE.
- NO USING NUKES OR ANY OTHER WEAPONS.
Barbaria wrote:Barbaria wrote:
Barbaria announces "Endgame" to the world.
A special soldier was in a special room. His job was to launch such a project and take the title of "Destroyer of the Universe" with him to his grave. The room was quiet; not even the sound of electronics crackling could be heard. All of a sudden, he heard the president's voice: "Launch!".
He had his finger hovering over the button. Whether to serve Barbaria or humanity; that was his choice. He was thinking and thinking, over and over again. He got more announcements from the President that were orders to launch the missile, but he refused to.
Suddenly, somebody special came in, took his hand, and forced it on the button. He fought for humanity's continuation, but he couldn't continue. All of a sudden, somebody came in and shot that special person. He helped the soldier and delivered a unique and crazy announcement: Barbaria had their government overthrown!
Celebrations were held near the missile silo, where a drunk celebrator accidentally put his hand on the button, thinking it was going to launch confetti or something. Everybody promised to keep this a secret, though.
With everybody unaware that humanity was about to die, the new Barbarian government has offered to send top government officials who committed war crimes to a select international court.
The people currently on trial are the former President, Vice President, Military Officials, and Minister of Defense. The trials are being held in Kamchatska.