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Postby Nephara » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:01 am

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Season 86 - Zenith Preview


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1. Crisisbless
‘The Heelers’
Godswatch (63,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Toxothea SEBRING (24)
RB - 2 - August KOVAC (26)
CB - 5 - Sven COPPERHEAD (25)
CB - 22 - Yngriit KALABAAN (32) [MRN]
LB - 6 - Auburn DELASRA (23)
RM - 13 - Kestrel ANHARBOUR (24)
CM - 23 - Bellona SEBOLD (22)
CM - 4 - Demeter CONSTANTINE (25)
LM - 10 - Anne-Marie ROUX (27) [SVG]
ST - 21 - Zinaida WOODCARVER (23) [QUE]
ST - 11 - Lothas LUDWIG (28) [VAL]

GK - 20 - Veluca AUSTEN (32)
CB - 19 - Gandolf TURNER (23)
LB - 3 - Mitchel ROSALES (30) [PFA]
RM - 15 - Kurtis CONRAD (29)
CM - 7 - Claudia MAKATSCH (28) [VAL]
LM - 37 - Geneva KILGALLON (19) <FFD>
ST - 9 - Rachel ARNISTON (31) [SCT]

GK - 25 - Thill EHRMANN (20)
RB - 29 - Cheney PLEIJER (20)
CB - 37 - Papageno KOLAR (19)
CM - 24 - Zozo KEARNES (20)
CM - 33 - Albizua CROFT (18) <MRT>
ST - 12 - Mette SONDHEIM (24)
ST - 26 - Reveri SWANTON (20)


MANAGER
Kosovare FAIRWEATHER (45)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 3rd

TROPHY CABINET
3 Premiership titles (59, 71, 75)
3 NFA Cups (47, 61, 64)
Cup Winners’ Cup (62)
Copa de Campeones (76)
3 Ramsey Shields (72, 76, 83)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 5th - 74 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 6th - 65 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 2nd - 79 pts - CL
81: Zenith - 5th - 67 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Zinaida Woodcarver (Rozelle, 15m)
August Kovac (Aries Chariots, 6.5m)
Kurtis Conrad (Starling, 3m)
Promoted: Albizua Croft (CM, 18), Thill Ehrmann (GK, 20), Zozo Kearnes (CM, 20), Geneva Kilgallon (LW, 19), Papageno Kolar (CB, 19), Cheney Pleijer (RB, 20)

OUT
Dauntless Carrick (Newrook City, 7.5m)
Lysandra Osprey (Chardonnay Rangers, 6m)
Anna Sonnleitner (Scott City FC, 6m)
Syrene Fischer (Newrook City, 5m)
Artur Delacroix (Sanford Der Berg PREMIER FK, free)
Retired: Mercurio Kastriot (DM, 35), Erwin Spijkers (RW, 36, AUD), Mortola Teffeteller (CB, 36, COS)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sven Copperhead, Syrene Fischer, Sieglinde Lohengrin, Sabrine Portsgate, Brigid Kestrel, Toxothea Sebring, Marisha Staunton, Bremusa Strassman, Methuselah Tregajorran
Club Heroes: Kósa Bajnok, Anders Engstroem, Fabricio Gallardo, Ror Jevjdevic-Hadsic, Mercurio Kastriot, Osric Keast, Erick Khan, Espen Knutsen, Pawlo Marciak, Lucia Oakwood, Leona Rafford, Erwin Spijkers, Luxulya St. Cleer, Isaia Urso, Moira Woakes
One-Club Men: Augustine Brandon
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The dominant force of the towering major city of Crisisbless, and in theory one of the dominant forces within Nephara itself, but there was a time at which they were technically outperformed by little Starling just above in terms of titles. They have a reputation as bottlers, just lacking the fortitude to turn their ability into league wins; hence their name, the Heelers, nominally after the dog but more an appropriated insult at their status trailing in the wake of the biggest clubs. But they've generally been consistent, rarely falling completely out of the business end of things, and have something of a reputation as Cup specialists. They still do have plenty of silverware to their name, and their proud fans regard their club as a match for anyone in the world. Crisisbless are one of those teams that kind of wants to fight everyone in the vicinity; primarily Crisisbless United, their greatest rival in their own city, but there's a level of rivalry with nearby, upstart Starling as well.


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2. Brinemouth
‘The Dockers’
Brinemouth Eagle’s Club (65,000)
Brinemouth, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sandra MIDDLETON (27) <QUE>
RB - 2 - Tosca MEADOWS (24)
CB - 18 - Chiara BLANCO (29) [SVG]
CB - 4 - Anaximander SCALES (25)
LB - 19 - Lucy ALMWOOD (30) [EUR]
CM - 20 - Kazuo MARTIN (28) [DEL]
CM - 6 - Cassander SOUTHSEA (23)
RW - 7 - Joao PEREYRA (27) [JUV]
AM - 15 - Omer KUHAR-ARH (28) [MYT]
LW - 23 - Indra SÖDERSTRÖM (28) [VAL]
ST - 14 - Tess MILLER (22) <EUR>

GK - 1 - Ewald HEUSER (33) [STL]
CB - 22 - Dismas ANDERSON (23)
LB - 3 - Rhyme BESLER (25)
CM - 16 - Pernille BRAND (30)
RW - 10 - Lukas TAUSCHER (32, vc) [STL]
AM - 21 - Kisvarda MARIN (22)
ST - 17 - Lázaro PATRÓN (29) [AUD]

GK - 25 - Timon RUSTIL (22)
RB - 29 - Zander MERSEA (22)
CB - 5 - Dean STEELE (35) [EUR]
CM - 35 - Thessaly KOERTZEN (19)
LW - 11 - Tryna DRNASO (20)
ST - 26 - Leandra BERENGUER (21) <ASG>


MANAGER
Grey HOLDEN (53) [SCT]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 1st

TROPHY CABINET
10 League titles (53, 54, 55, 61, 62, 70, 72, 78, 79, 84)
NFA Cup (62)
2 Ramsey Shields (73, 85)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 2nd - 82 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 5th - 68 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 3rd - 71 pts - CL
81: Zenith - 7th - 65 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Sandra Middleton (Coret Hawks, 10m)
Promoted: Tryna Drnaso (LW, 20), Thessaly Koertzen (CM, 19)

OUT
Wiglaf Bribitzer (Vermillion Rage, 6m)
Zander Cadell (FK Torpedo Pawlograd, 5m)
Meinhard Gates (Chenoworth Harriers, 4m)
Retired: Otalia Kasmiir (CM, 36, MRN)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Penumbra Amokachi, Danijel Brymora, Chris Christon, Croft Drinkwater, Dimitra Exarchopolous, Konrad Gosforth, Diligence Nkembe, Temperance Nkembe
Club Heroes: Augustine Breton, Jonathan Bosetti, Farago rue Cazade, Tana Colbright, Evelyn Conjure, Erica Kenney, Desya Kuznetsov, Kunibert Mathias, Darek Norgen, Stig Soederquist, Ronda Judit Styrn, James Watt
Iconic Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Despite the earthy nickname conjuring images of teamsters and burly shirtless men, Brinemouth is a largely affluent city, particularly the coastal east, and their football club became nouveau-riche just in time for the Premiership to join the international scene. They have, as a result, been far more successful post-UICA than pre-, and their seven titles are only matched by AFC Treason - indeed, the Premiership's ascension into the ranks of serious leagues worldwide seemed to coincide with an era of dominance for the two clubs on each end of the country, overshadowing the 'Sabrefell giants' of Athletic and the Moths who had dominated prior to the modern era. Unlike Treason, their playing identity is based around expensive marquee talent playing beautiful attacking football - locals are considered a nice bonus, but not essential. They want the ball, and they want to be flashy with it. West Brinemouth are their only real rivals for fanbase in the city, but are too weak on the pitch to make a proper rival in Brinemouth's eyes. Instead, they save their ire for the Classic, against their philosophical opposites and equals AFC Treason.


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3. AFC Treason
‘The Stags’
The Gauntlet (65,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Paiva SHIMSKI (27) [SRS]
RB - 2 - Ophelia SCHRADER (28)
CB - 22 - Ettard MITTEAGER (24)
CB - 6 - Kahala MURJE (31) [SAJ]
LB - 18 - Silja JORSE (29) [SAJ]
CM - 23 - Fiadh BUCHAN (25) [TLI]
CM - 13 - Purna ZAZAGAN (29) [SRS]
RW - 20 - Bobby MALONE (29) [EUR]
AM - 21 - Morgan ROSENBLATT (29) [CDG]
LW - 11 - Valerie WELLS (24) [TMB]
ST - 9 - RÖSKVI Tyrfingsson (25) [GRF]

GK - 16 - Bryony LINDT (33)
CB - 5 - Friede VOLKMANN (22)
LB - 3 - Diandra WEISS (23)
CM - 8 - Vincent ROBSHAW (35) [EUR]
RW - 15 - Tabithe DRAKE (20)
AM - 12 - Hecate ZELLER (21)
ST - 7 - Michael RIBBECK (34) [STL]

GK - 30 - Neriza VONSTRATTEN (19)
RB - 17 - Tiamat HOLDEN (21)
CB - 33 - Valtteri TIREL (18) [SRS]
CM - 4 - Petra ANHOPE (21)
CM - 37 - Anders FLEISCHER (19)
LW - 19 - Erzebet REVESZ (28) [PAS]
ST - 10 - Franziska LOCKE (22)


MANAGER
Erin CAMDEN (60) <BRE>

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 2nd

TROPHY CABINET
15 League titles (48, 49, 52, 56, 57, 65, 66, 74, 76, 77, 80, 81, 82, 83, 85)
3 NFA Cups (49, 76, 82)
2 Cope de Campeones (67, 77)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (57)
4 Ramsey Shields (77, 81, 82, 84)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 1st - 84 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 1st - 95 pts - CL
82: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL CWC
81: Zenith - 1st - 90 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Fiadh Buchan (Coret Hawks, 12m)
Valtteri Tirel (Emerald Coast, 4m)
Bryony Lindt (Creed United, 1m)
Promoted: Anders Fleischer (CM, 19)

OUT
Maruschka Koerver (Starling, 6m)
Bersant Sale (Parrhesia United, 1.5m)
Ilia Mueller (Gilded City Dragons, 1m)
Retired: Fasolt Senninger (GK, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Diandra Ballard, Claudia Cautcher, Malachi Gallagher, Calliope Katskalidis, Aventurine Kolar, Servet Misidjan, Kurtis Quinn, Aristide Metzger, Tanith Rainsford, Sigurd Rustwyth, Fasolt Senninger, Konrad Vornander, Scylla Vyntra
Club Heroes: Roque Acosta, Angel Clavel, Josephus Flaccus, Roddy Fraser, Catheline Harper, Tosca Marlowe, Russ Miller, Rovena Stride, Peter Svensson, Lienke Vesper
One-Club Men: Markus Anderton, Gideon Fletcher, Cathy Stokes
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The city of Treason is the large, parochial industrial powerhouse of the northwest, the place where the last king of Nephara was executed. Ask most people there about the many vibrant clubs, and they'll concede the Stags are the best show in town. Treason were always a big side, but along with Brinemouth became an iconic titan of the league as it rose up the UICA rankings - currently, the two sides are matched on seven titles apiece. Treason have a very strong local identity based on physicality, professionalism and hard work. They have a proud tradition of youth development, and have always relied heavily on their academy to provide for their roster. They also have the largest fanbase of any Nepharim side. They are Chatswood's fiercest rivals, and Brinemouth's (in 'the Classic'), and North Laithland's due to being their nearest urban rival, and South Laithland's due to stealing most of their best players over the years, and Stahlburg City's following a long history of violent match-ups and infamously 'stealing' their best chance at a modern title. Following an implausible number of international clashes, they even sparked a friendly rivalry with Buyanese side Blau-Weiss Pallstadt.


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4. Sabrefell Athletic
‘The Rams’
The Barbarossa (72,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Raluca GARAMOND (31)
RB - 2 - Caoimhin HADLEY (23) [BRE]
CB - 5 - Hollis STEPHENSON (29) [PFA]
CB - 4 - Alan TARAKOV (30) [STL]
LB - 16 - Nimue CULPEPPER (25) [BRE]
RM - 23 - Marcelo ESCOBAR (28) [VLD]
CM - 13 - Sonya BELLTOWER (27)
CM - 7 - Susan MONAGHAN (24) [TMB]
LM - 11 - Ladonna WOMACK (26) [CMT]
ST - 15 - Danand TRISTRAM (28) [BRE]
ST - 21 - Damien GANNOT (28) [MYT]

GK - 18 - Hailee SOURTOIS (20) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Illyria LANDRITH (29)
CB - 22 - Vetta ROBACK (23)
DM - 8 - Jean-Michel DOMINIQUE (34) [KOR]
LM - 12 - Sarafina IKPEAZU (31) [BNJ]
AM - 25 - Rika LUNDELL (32) [SVJ]
ST - 14 - Thibault BENEZET (34) [VLD]

GK - 20 - Clovis ARCARD (20)
CB - 34 - Eitri MARSDEN (19)
LB - 3 - Caracal PAGE (29)
RM - 19 - Athena BIRCH (21)
CM - 10 - Tasia WISTING (22)
ST - 34 - Tanya BERESFORD (19)
ST - 40 - Lex KLEIN (19) [ZRH]


MANAGER
Kalia TOLSII (44) [MRN]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 5th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (50, 58, 67, 73)
2 NFA Cups (50, 66)
2 Ramsey Shields (67, 68)
2 Globe Cups (56, 73)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (59)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 3rd - 81 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
83: Zenith - 4th - 70 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC
81: Zenith - 3rd - 70 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Ladonna Womack (Northern Stallions, 8m)
Nimue Culpepper (Rozelle, 5m)
Lex Klein (DD Porto Nowi, 1m)
Hailee Sourtois (Felswyr State, free)
Promoted: Eitri Marsden (CB, 19)

OUT
Gareth Hasluck (Parrhesia United, 4m)
Mati Cvancara (CDSA, 3m)
Gareth Auxier (Rozelle Archers, 2.5m)
Ella Ciuru (Branvon CD, 2m)
Retired: Asztrik Szalay (CB, 36, PAS)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Karena Braham, Alexa Ferryman, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Daniel Kruse, Lindse Kvasina, Darren Parrett, Lind Pressinger, Markus Rhein, Snowy Sleet
Club Heroes: Coalan Bray, Michael Campbell, Karelline Charmwell, Oscar Coltrane, Xixi Ens, Rowan Gawain, Ole Oehman, Yupanqui Sarracena, Sipke Tarala
One-Club Men: Matt Breen, Lukas Strongnesse
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Athletic have always been a force to be reckoned with in the Nepharan game, and no matter what Moths fans insist, will never be completely in their shadow. The 56 cycle cemented that, when they secured the first-ever UICA silverware for the nation, ensuring the Premiership's arrival as a major player. Despite occasional spells in the wilderness, infamously following up their first modern title win with 11th, 12th and 17th-placed finishes, Athletic have always bounced back from adversity, backed by a loud, aggressive and outspoken fanbase. While the Moths are defined by union ties, Athletic are twinned informally with the military, and by urban Nepharim standards tend to have right-wing elements - though both the club and its fanbase have always worked quickly and tirelessly to stamp out any hint of fascism. Athletic are the most widely disliked club in the city, largely due to incidents of fan violence alienating them from River and the Chariots, as well as their mutual hatred of Sabrefell Moths. To be an Athletic fan is to embrace the siege mentality and relish the looks on the haters' faces when you win.


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5. Sabrefell Moths
‘The Moths’
Farham Arena (90,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Lorée BAUTISTA (26) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Solblindi RAKE (23)
CB - 19 - Adnan SULEJMANOVIC (25) [MYT]
CB - 22 - Helvetia MUSCAT (23)
LB - 3 - Vasilii NYBERG (28) [SRS]
RM - 10 - Kaisa GYLDENSTROEM (27) [SVJ]
CM - 14 - Laslo VOL BRININGER (23) <MRN>
CM - 15 - Jean-Christophe BABIN (24) [QUE]
LM - 11 - Eloise KWEON (27) [QUE]
ST - 21 - Nick RIORDAN (25) [TMB]
ST - 16 - LIU Huiying (30) [YZH]

GK - 12 - Balint CARRINGTON (25)
CB - 5 - Tristan NIEDERMAYER (32) [STL]
LB - 18 - Anders KALUZA (24)
RM - 2 - Têrçêr ANAXIMANE (31) [FFD]
CM - 27 - Kelzi HARASLIN (24)
LM - 24 - Irina ALDERWOOD (23)
ST - 9 - Berenice ANDREAS (24)

GK - 25 - Shamir RAVEL (20)
RB - 31 - Sasha KLEIN (18)
CB - 6 - Hender SOLDAT (20)
CM - 23 - Gawain DEVENEY (21)
CM - 37 - Matthias GREY (19)
ST - 7 - Sabina VENTURE (21)
ST - 13 - Lyzolda PETROV (35) [SRS]

LB - 32 - Luther HASSEL (21)


MANAGER
Penumbra AMOKACHI (50)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 4th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (47, 60, 68, 69)
3 NFA Cups (58, 65, 85)
3 Ramsey Shields (66, 69, 70)
Champions Cup (73)
2 Globe Cups (64, 67)
Super Cup (73)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 6th - 71 pts
84: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 3rd - 71 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 6th - 63 pts - ChC
81: Zenith - 2nd - 79 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Promoted: Matthias Grey (CM, 19), Sasha Klein (RB, 18), Hender Soldat (CB, 20)

OUT
Miska Brabanzon (Yerushalayim, 6m)
Rook Timekeeper (Holdenberg, 6m)
Nasir Majerle (Scott City FC, 4.5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Nevaeh Cathar, Rook Cathar, Sasha Christener, Gudrun Crowley, Kirsten Cliving, Bravura Harper, Michael Kellard, Catheline Marchant, Scheherazade Meier, Cheney Rosewood, Tawny Shone, Lux Vicelich
Club Heroes: Robert Griffin, Aaliyah Johnson, James Macbeth, Gerhard Thunder, Imriel Townsend, Solara Vol
One-Club Men: Lucia Pembroke, James Yorke
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The biggest and proudest club in Nephara's biggest and proudest city, the former capital of Sabrefell; a giant fortified metropolis whose layers of walls and distinctive flat, forceful architecture betray the cities origins as a stronghold first and a place to live second. The moths of Sabrefell themselves are notorious for their size, number and, topically for the club, resilence. The original giants of the Nepharim league, the Moths had, by a distance, the most titles in the pre-UICA Premiership and have remained very competitive in modern times, generally playing a very fast, attacking brand of football, and particularly loving a prolific striker - Gerhard Thunder, homegrown Rook Cathar, five-time Iron Boot winner Aaliyah Johnson and Solara Vol have all become club legends. Their pull is best summarised by the fact that, when the time came to retire the crumbling Gargoyle's Court, they simply moved into the Farham Arena, hitherto only for Cormorants games and Cup finals. Though they present themselves as 'Nephara's club', they in theory represent the west of Sabrefell, and have historically been associated with hard-left elements, and while they count a large base of casual support their ultras have been guilty of violence in the past. More positively, their pyro and banner displays are among the finest in the world. Their fiercest rivals are Athletic, in the east of the city.


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6. AFC Corvistone
‘The Crows’
Phoenix Rise (28,000)
Corvistone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Fiona HARTNETT (31)
RB - 2 - Ash BETVA (23) <QUS>
CB - 22 - Safiya TELFORD (23)
CB - 5 - Ida SEVET-STOKES (26) <QUS>
LB - 3 - Milla VIIPURI (30, c) [SVJ]
CM - 26 - Danilo SEVALJEVIC (22) <MYT>
DM - 6 - Markko NISKANEN (29) [SVJ]
CM - 11 - Talia NISARIZO (29) [SRS]
RW - 15 - Mirko HRANILOVIC (22) <MYT>
ST - 16 - Davor KURTISHI (28)
LW - 10 - Yonatoño DE LA GARZA (22) [FFD]

GK - 12 - Sebille LOCKLEAR (22)
CB - 18 - Mercedes KNAUTH (28)
LB - 20 - Hermina KEATON (25)
DM - 8 - Tallin LEDGER (23)
CM - 13 - Misha RETYUNSKIKH (24) [PYA]
ST - 14 - Endre CASE (23)
LW - 23 - Luvenia BRANDON (29) [SYL]

GK - 25 - Çìríkô SARFÓ (21) [FFD]
RB - 38 - Berthold KUCKA (19)
CB - 19 - Gordin IRONMONGER (22)
CM - 21 - Casper ANDERSON (20) <EUR>
RW - 33 - Aitziber 'Zizi' ORZABAL (18) <ASG>
ST - 31 - Danesha MUELLER (19) <CBR>


MANAGER
Gareth PENROOKE (59)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 70
ALL-TIME RANKING: 23rd

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 7th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
83: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
82: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
81: Zenith - 6th - 66 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Sebille Locklear (Goodfeather FC, 6m)
Promoted: Danesha Mueller (ST, 19), Zizi Orzabal (RW, 18)

OUT
Konrad Balmoral (Aries Chariots, 7m)
Selina Carver (South Laithland, 750k)
Muse Blackburn (Goodfeather FC, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Konrad Balmoral, Ash Betva, Ilyana Brosch, Sonya Latimore
Club Heroes: Chibuzo Afolayan, Rachel Arniston, Krista Morham
The most controversial and, yes, hated club in Nephara. Corvistone is the new planned capital of Nephara, and AFC Corvistone was made explicitly to be a club worthy of the capital. But the capital isn't fully formed and the club, which struggles to even half-fill its fantastic stadium, faces constant pressure for buying success and in all fairness it has never shied away from that, splurging money freely to drag themselves to the top flight. Their fans relish the hate, though, and the club makes the most of its siege mentality.


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7. Stahlburg City
‘The Smiths’
Čalrek Arena (62,000)
Stahlburg, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Olympe WEAVER (26)
RB - 6 - Ellen WEBER (24)
CB - 8 - Matthias LIEVEN (28) [VAL]
CB - 22 - Svenja BASTE (33) [SRS]
LB - 3 - Durgali BAXAYEV (24) [DEL]
CM - 10 - Mersudin SMAJIC (30) [MYT]
DM - 4 - Nina MacDONALD (24) [TLI]
CM - 23 - Mirko OVCINA (23) [MYT]
RW - 7 - Miriam TROEGNER (27) [VAL]
ST - 15 - Lars ALVESEN (23) [SVJ]
LW - 11 - VANESSA Marvinsdóttir (27) [GRF]

GK - 1 - Xander ROSMARIN (33)
CB - 20 - Cora VARNHAM (31) [QAD]
LB - 18 - Florian REISINGER (20)
CM - 21 - Ramon MacMASTER (26) [AUD]
RW - 13 - Maria DUKAKIS (25)
ST - 9 - Ariel BALLARD (25)
LW - 16 - Dimitra KARVELAS (29)

GK - 20 - Cassi BRETT (21)
RB - 39 - Trici LEA (18)
CB - 5 - Thora HOUGHSON (20)
DM - 19 - Janne RINEHART (20)
CM - 14 - Karlos WISE (24)
CM - 37 - Timo SZANDER (19)
ST - 17 - Lowen CORDER (21)


MANAGER
Sienna FALLON (49) [BRE]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 9th

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts
83: Zenith - 7th - 64 pts
82: Zenith - 10th - 58 pts
81: Zenith - 10th - 53 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Lars Alvesen (Partisan Sjoedrhavn, 11m)
Vanessa Marvinsdóttir (Steinaux, 8m)
Mirko Ovcina (NK Dyka, 6m)
Durgali Baxayev (Myana, 4m)
Promoted: Thora Houghson (CB, 20), Trici Lea (RB, 18), Florian Reisinger (LB, 20)

OUT
Arachne Loeher (Wirr Tsi, 10m)
Tamiika Vine (Starling, 6m)
Fluorspar Talmay (New Oakstone Phoenix, 3m)
Fiona Lyons (Chardonnay Rangers, 2m)
Lieschen Kuzener (Mantlegrove, free)
Retired: Xandra Cooke (CB, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sheila Kilgallon, Rusalka Klein, Elsa Layland, Sophia Moloney, Linde Rostock, Anaximander Scales, Tasha Sauber, Medusa Strand
Club Heroes: Jill Austen, Didier Bernard, William Čalrek, Michael Keane, Georgia Kite, Isabella Shi
One-Club Men: Grubiša Jelić
Iconic Manager: Daniel Brunet
Once considered a keystone member of the Premiership, Stahlburg City once lead the league on the 45th matchday. But, at the last minute, they collapsed, and their fierce rivals Treason overtook them. They've arguably never recovered, with relegation coming at the end of a long, drawn-out malaise. Stahlburg is a polluted, hyperindustrial clump, and City claims rather grandly to represent it all - this has been less true of late with the success of their local rivals, the Rovers. Traditionally they have played an unexciting, direct and physical brand of football, and its supporters value powerful, committed veterans and winning at any cost. Used to be named Maximum City, but when the city elected to change its name back to its ancestral title, the two major clubs followed suit.


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8. Aries Chariots
‘The Chariots’
The Scythes (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - November BESAND (32)
RB - 13 - Mirko STEFFEN (25)
CB - 18 - Pryna RASANAMIRA (33) [CBP]
CB - 2 - Margarita LILLEHAMMER-LOCKRIGHT (29) [EFL]
LB - 3 - Paige DEWINTER (25)
RM - 7 - Jasper MORDECAI (26)
CM - 8 - Tricia CRAY (28)
CM - 22 - Winabæn KEVAARSEN (31) [MRN]
LM - 11 - Scalena WOODWRIGHT (25)
ST - 9 - Mathias GRETLER (23) [DEL]
ST - 14 - Konrad BALMORAL (25)

GK - 1 - Gerard MEZAHI (22)
RB - 17 - Sander COSTLY (28)
CB - 19 - Cedella VERLANDER (34)
RM - 23 - Jess KRNETA (21)
CM - 4 - Hannah BOOTH (24)
ST - 10 - Shaheen TALEB (32) [KSK]
ST - 16 - Beatan SHEARER (21) <TLI>

GK - 30 - Orsine MIURA (18) <OSR>
CB - 6 - Sorceress BULLARD (23)
LB - 31 - Undine CHARNWOOD (19)
DM - 5 - Gethin TAPHOUSE (20)
CM - 32 - Bernhard McFADDEN (19) <TLI>
LM - 34 - Tadej ROSKAR (18) <MYT>
ST - 21 - Scott COLEMAN (34) [FVA]


MANAGER
Lexus ULREICH (51)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 6th

TROPHY CABINET
2 NFA Cups (55, 63)
Globe Cup (58)
Super Cup (58)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
84: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 8th - 58 pts
82: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts
81: Zenith - 9th - 57 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Konrad Balmoral (AFC Corvistone, 7m)
Margarita Lillehammer-Lockright (RGS Athletic, 6m)
Paige Dewinter (New Oakstone Phoenix, 4m)
Sander Costly (Belgrave, 2m)
Promoted: Undine Charnwood (LB, 19), Bernhard McFadden (CM, 19), Orsine Miura (GK, 18), Tadej Roskar (LM, 18)

OUT
Kyri Levering (Northern Union, 8m)
August Kovac (Crisisbless, 6.5m)
Delphine Lopar (Baghdad United, 6m)
Annika Cashin (Boltcroft Thorns, free)
Ursula Gavaris (Alliance Barossia, free)
Claire Griffith (Forest City Athletic, free)
Retired: Baldomero Teijeiro (LB, 35, FFD)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Uli Alsatian, Trajan Bruyne, Brigitte Coppinger, Claudia Escrow, Paula Morgan, Logan Murdoch, Adnan Szalai
Club Heroes: Croft Drinkwater, Ihazintzu Malkorra, Emanuele Riviello, Rowena Sierra, Katerina Tarrasch, Nate Walker
One-Club Men: Jess Leinster
Iconic Manager: Gareth Sumner
The Chariots are not one of the largest sides in Sabrefell by any means, but they can point to a devoted and vibrant fanbase operating out of the eastern suburbs and to a history of punching well above their weight, at one stage finishing as high as second and winning a Globe Cup, then being the first Nepharan side to claim a Super Cup. They have thrived with the increasing levels of immigration into the country over the past couple of decades, and their catchment is particularly lush with Licentian diaspora, hence the more recent decision to switch from white to a blue and gold away kit. In more recent years, the giants of Nephara have re-established themselves, and the Chariots have switched gears to focusing on youth and infrastructure, though they dream of a return to the glory days. Their only real rivals are Sabrefell Athletic, who they revile after incidents of fan clashes - a bond they share with Raven River, which has always been a somewhat friendly rivalry.


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9. Starling
‘The Passerines’
Jade Park (28,000)
Starling, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Hanna BAYLISS (28)
RB - 18 - Crispin FREMONT (22)
CB - 2 - Tamiika VINE (22)
CB - 6 - Martin PEARCE (23) [EUR]
LB - 3 - Laviska CANTICLE (28)
CM - 4 - René AIGNER (23) [CMT]
CM - 19 - Maruschka KOERVER (24)
RW - 7 - Ruslan NOVIKOV (23) [SVJ]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (27) [SWR]
LW - 11 - Ascalon COFFEY (21)
ST - 15 - Satine VALENZA (23)

GK - 12 - Rhiannon FAWN (22) [MRT]
CB - 24 - Colossus MUSCAT (21)
LB - 26 - Avyaan PARAMAR (23) [SNL]
CM - 25 - Kite ROCASTLE (25)
RW - 13 - Valérie NOIR (23) [CMT]
AM - 35 - ÞYRILL Bjarnhéðinsson (18) [CMT]
ST - 9 - Steffie GARRETT (29) [CDG]

GK - 30 - Lukas PROWL (19)
RB - 33 - Braylee NORTH (18) [EFL]
CB - 22 - Sana CAMPBELL (21) [SNL]
CM - 8 - Remus VETTEL (21)
CM - 31 - Sandre FINCH (19)
LW - 37 - Cyra LEVERET (18)
ST - 14 - Avissa VECSEI (20)

CB - 5 - Rais PERCHTOLD (25)


MANAGER
Adalheid METZELDER (53)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 59
ALL-TIME RANKING: 11th

TROPHY CABINET
2 Premiership titles (63, 64)
NFA Cup (70)
First Division title (60)
Champions Cup (64)
Super Cup (64)
Dwile Invitational (74)
Ramsey Shield (71)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 11th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts
83: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts
82: Zenith - 7th - 61 pts
81: Zenith - 4th - 70 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Rhiannon Fawn (Octosaide, undisclosed)
Roxane Rossi (FMFC Ninestar, undisclosed)
Steffie Garrett (Brattleboro Westside, 8m)
Ruslan Novikov (FK Torpedo Pawlograd, 6m)
Maruschka Koerver (AFC Treason, 6m)
Tamiika Vine (Stahlburg City, 6m)
René Aigner (Urrheddiao State, free)
Sana Campbell (free agent)
Valérie Noir (Sanar University, free)
Braylee North (Dillvill Academy, free)
Avyaan Paramar (free agent)
Þyrill Bjarnhéðinsson (Chromatik Central, free)
Promoted: Cyra Leveret (LW, 18)

OUT
Xanthe Hauser (Crossroads, 7m)
Auburn Daescher (Corinthians No Longer, 3.5m)
Octavian Eversong (Parrhesia United, 3.5m)
Kurtis Conrad (Crisisbless, 3m)
Anna MacDonald (Brisara FC, 2.5m)
Kilroy Hagen (Umbar, 2m)
Garrick Rustak (FF Stennköping, 2m)
Sophara Hayes (Aries Solitaire, 1.5m)
Dyane Angle (NK Dyka, 1.25m)
Cleo Harper (South Laithland, 1m)
Eirika Jonathansdóttir (NK Dyka, 800k)
Rais Perchtold (Gonen's Bridge, loan)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Evangeline Aschenbach, Lyre Castor, Xanthe Hauser, Estrella Hawke, Elsa Kaelin, Konrad Lovelace, Reinhard Meixner, Hyacinth Surman
Club Heroes: Keira Andisori, Liam Armstrong, Christian Berg, Justinian Hargrave, Deirdre McNessa, Sean Smørdal, Kurtis Warner
Iconic Manager: Amethyst Fegelein
Starling are the standout 'Football Manager' story of Nephara, perhaps even the world. In the Passerines' first Premiership season, they were relegated despite a strong side on paper. In their second, they stayed up. In their third... they won the league. In their fourth, they won the league and Champions Cup. They've never looked back, and incorporated a golden star and golden trim into their crests and kits to commemorate these victories. Starling is a small city to the north of Crisisbless, the first sign of civilisation heading south from the Northern Vale. As a result, they have a firmly established antipathy against Crisisbless and the two main Valesider clubs, Corvette and Leichhardt, without being the main rival of any of them. They've used the proceeds of their victories carefully, trying to build the club's infrastructure up and provide a platform to keep competing; they may not have the catchment or wealth to be entrenched as one of the big dogs forever, but their Golden Age has made them one of Nephara's most recognised sides abroad regardless.


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10. Coret Hawks
‘The Hawks’
The Aviary (30,000)
Coret, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Clariza MEYER (23)
RB - 2 - Astrid SWAIN (20)
CB - 22 - Luuna PIIRS (27) [MRN]
CB - 13 - Mahir KAPETANOVIC (25) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Sabine KEMP (25) [TMB]
RM - 7 - Danielle MARADROGBA (27) [KSK]
CM - 8 - Kieron PLAYER (28) [FVA]
CM - 10 - Stanimir REKAWIC (29, vc) [ZRH]
LM - 16 - Robinson SEGURA (22) [TKT]
ST - 20 - Gareth PAWNBROKER (29)
ST - 9 - Erik MOSELLE (29) [STL]

GK - 12 - Felicity WENTWORTH (33) [BRE]
RB - 17 - Diadora REEVE (31) <YZH>
CB - 4 - Dzeneta HARKER (32)
RM - 25 - Cecili PEARCE (21)
CM - 5 - Stefan MORGAN (25)
ST - 11 - Istria SAARA (35) [MRN]
ST - 23 - Claire RITTLER (23)

GK - 30 - Musa BILIC (19) <MYT>
CB - 31 - Markus OSTLER (19)
LB - 19 - Davor ROSKILDE (30)
CM - 6 - Renat LEXMANN (33)
CM - 37 - Marian STOEPKER (19)
LM - 18 - Zaha SELIG (20)
ST - 14 - Anders HARNIK (20)


MANAGER
Reinhard LOCKWOOD (43)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 10th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (56)
NFA Cup (80)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 4th - 76 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts
83: Zenith - 2nd - 73 pts - CL
82: Zenith - 4th - 69 pts - ChC
81: Zenith - 11th - 51 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Kieron Player (Lanar, 3m)
Felicity Wentworth (AK Stanimir, 500k)
Clariza Meyer (returned from loan)
Promoted: Zaha Selig (LM, 20)

OUT
Fiadh Buchan (AFC Treason, 12m)
Sandra Middleton (Brinemouth, 10m)
Ysabet Belgrade (Savojars Vinge Virkaja, 3.5m)
Retired: Anthoulis Matraxis (GK, 40)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rasmus Caracole, Trifon Draxler, Gerry Duffy, Isidra Jeurissen, Harald Matheson, Atalanta Skapetis, Vedran Tarashaj
Club Heroes: Gabriella Antonio, Cormak Lethbridge, Alyssa Montague, Kizza Okafor, Eudoxia Tzavaras
One-Club Men: Alex Beckett
Originally the Valkyrja Hawks, back when the Nepharan league included foreign sides from the Serenes region it used to be a part of, the Hawks eventually moved to the northeastern town of Coret to stay relevant. Historically, they've tended to be something of a yo-yo side, but in more recent times they've been a fixture of the top half, though struggling to break that UICA glass ceiling to such an extent it seemed at times there must be a curse. They have a substantial following abroad in Chromatika thanks to the signings of Alyss Montague and Gabriella Antonio, which they have tapped into with tours and targeted marketing; the latter, arguably their greatest ever player, retired at 28 to start a family. Under new management of late, Coret finally broke into the top six and now appear intent on staying there, at least for a time. Coret Rovers, the less flashy incumbents in the city, see the Hawks as upstarts, but have long since faded from relevance; in truth, Newrook City are their most prominent regional rivals, an antipathy that has grown into one of the more vicious for want of either club tending to fight for trophies.
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11. Raven River
‘The Ferrymen’
Bridgeside Overlook (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - GABRIELLA Hárlaugsdóttir (30) [GRF]
RB - 17 - Paavo LINDGREN (27) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Clara BRIVIO (30) [PFA]
CB - 4 - Priscilla AVERY (29)
LB - 3 - Minotauro MEÑICA (27) [DEL]
CM - 15 - Flora BROWN (26) [EUR]
DM - 5 - Adele GUILDENSTERN (25) [ZWZ]
CM - 11 - Mercy VALDEMAR (22)
AM - 8 - Diana CLEMENTI (24) [ZWZ]
ST - 7 - Roimata SHEHU (29) [SRS]
ST - 13 - Visse BRASS (24)

GK - 1 - Aurum CHANEY (22)
CB - 22 - Brock GOLD (23)
LB - 26 - Susanne VAUCLUSE (24)
DM - 6 - Aulay STEFANS (26)
CM - 14 - Alpin CLERY (30) [SRS]
AM - 21 - Zara LEVIN (28)
ST - 10 - Rose FLEETWOOD (28) [SYL]

GK - 25 - Viktor HELLMUTH (20)
RB - 2 - Spinnelle PAWSON (20)
CB - 33 - August WARNER (19)
CM - 24 - Ypril PURDUE (21)
CM - 39 - Lena BEXFORD (19)
ST - 9 - Serge CONRAD (22)
ST - 16 - Diadora PARKES (20)


MANAGER
Dragan STAVANGER (44)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 14th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (62, 66)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 10th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
83: Zenith - 13th - 43 pts
82: 1Div - 2nd - 78 pts - P
81: 1Div - 7th - 54 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Promoted: August Warner (CB, 19)

OUT
Retired: Chris Lang (CB, 36, DEL)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Isabella Cassadore, Lukas Finnan, Ruby Gjasula, Rutger Locke, Karin Machan, Kaya Naumoff, Ferenc Kubala, Diogenes Kutris, Kylie Penrith, Althea Taliadoros, Matt Vintner, Nikolas Vikmanis
Club Heroes: Matt Bowerman, Diette Daleiden, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Olgina Harrison, Barry Kearney, Franz Kesteren, Zivka Petkovic, Nikita Reeve, Daniella Strauss
River are one of the many secondary Sabrefell sides that have had plenty of time bouncing between the two top tiers. The titular River splits west Sabrefell from east, and the club's stadium overlooks it - a fitting legacy of their humble beginnings, formed by the city's ferrymen. It has never really had ideas beyond its station, and has always cultivated a good relationship with other Sabrefell sides, particularly the sister club Diamondqueen that it helped lift out of obscurity with a series of loans and profile-boosting friendlies. The exception is Athletic, and River are one of the three main sides who absolutely cannot stand the Rams - in their case, the grievance stems back to an incident of fan violence that's by now decades old, where a River fan was attacked in a case of totally mistaken identity. When Chariots ultras retaliated by beating up the Athletic supporters responsible, it created a particularly strong bond between the two sides.


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12. Newrook City
‘The Rooks’
Twilight Ridge (36,000)
Newrook, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Maela RAN (32) [CMT]
RB - 2 - Syrene FISCHER (29)
CB - 17 - Arnulf GOSTLER (26) [SRS]
CB - 18 - Priscilla GRAVES (28)
LB - 20 - Jana FORDE (28)
CM - 6 - Eero SOLARI (32) [COS]
CM - 8 - Marcella SALTER (23)
RW - 23 - Elias HAGEN (24) [VAL]
AM - 21 - Jezdimir OCOKOLJIC (33) [MYT]
LW - 11 - Zlata PERKUNA (27) [SRS]
ST - 9 - Dauntless CARRICK (29)

GK - 12 - Florine SHEATON (27)
RB - 13 - Petria BRINCAT (31)
CB - 5 - Tony GARDNER (35) [FVA]
CM - 10 - Sven GILLARD (32)
AM - 16 - Violet SIVERSON (32)
LW - 14 - Ashara SZUBAN (30)
ST - 15 - Helmer SMITH (23)

GK - 25 - Deniza KRESINGER (20)
CB - 19 - Antony HANGMAN (23)
LB - 3 - Gretelyn PENDRESS (22)
CM - 32 - Lionel BECKETT (19)
RW - 7 - Simon CLAIN (20)
ST - 31 - Alija SUTALO (19) <MYT>


MANAGER
Gratia BARKER (54)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 15th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (84)
3 Rensenbrink Cups (57, 68, 71)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
84: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts - P
83: Zenith - 18th - 33 pts - R
82: Zenith - 17th - 34 pts
81: Zenith - 14th - 40 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Dauntless Carrick (Crisisbless, 7.5m)
Syrene Fischer (Crisisbless, 5m)
Promoted: Lionel Beckett (CM, 19), Deniza Kresinger (GK, 20), Alija Sutalo (ST, 19)

OUT
Casey Roehampton (SK Elita Ryzaev, 4m)
Alhambra Pike (South Laithland, 3m)
Butch Freamon (Dalaris City, free)
Annika Tatasciore (Baraldhur AFC, free)
Julia Roberts (Parrhesia United, free)
Retired: Kolinda Bischoff (CM, 35)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kurtis Brace, Maladict Farrell, Rowan Gawain, Maxine Lynwood, Alessa Marconi, Francesca Marquon, Chase Wingett
Club Heroes: Jezdimir Ocokoljic, Raquel Woods, Perica Zagorec
One-Club Men: Catheline Keenan
Iconic Manager: Andreu Bartolnicci
Founding members of the modern-era Premiership, the Rooks have endured a lot of heartbreak in their time, and their five relegations are an equal record. But it’s the kind of club that appreciates success when it comes; its three Cups are also a record, and one season saw both come at once. It’s still remembered fondly as a blaze of glory. Once considered a more broad-church club across the whole of regional far northeast Nephara, the growth of Newrook into a proper, well, city - absorbing a number of small frontier settlements on the Nepharan end of the Gelderlish border in the process - has mirrored the growth of its one major football club. Northeasterners are considered strange, distant and intense, just sort of off by the standards of the rest of the country. Newrook aren't far off Coret, and the two sides' rivalry is weirdly strong for sides that more central Nepharim tend to mostly forget about. A brief run as a contender towards the sharp end of the Premiership may not have stuck, but did bankroll a new stadium, arguably the most scenic in the nation.


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13. Chenoworth Harriers
‘The Harriers’
The Keel (35,000)
Chenoworth, FDN

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Meinhard GATES (28)
RB - 17 - Ragna DRINKWATER (23)
CB - 22 - Clovis HARKEN (23)
CB - 3 - Davica HULL (30)
LB - 18 - Sara CANTRELL (25)
CM - 6 - Freydis LONGHOUSE (26)
CM - 4 - Anaïs GENET (23) [SVG]
RW - 10 - Vusur RAJOVIC (23) <MYT>
AM - 16 - Velasco NARVAES (26) [FFD]
LW - 20 - Kyli PEMBROKE (24)
ST - 9 - Birgitta NØRUP (25) [FKR]

GK - 12 - Elida KATTER (30)
CB - 5 - Inaki OTXOA (35) [AUD]
LB - 19 - Innocent FELTON (24)
CM - 8 - Jens RUTTER (25)
RW - 23 - Riviera SANDERS (30)
AM - 11 - Donato GIRARDI (32) [DEL]
ST - 7 - Cathi SLEATOR (26)

GK - 20 - Brede LAXWELL (20)
RB - 36 - Andri MILNER (19)
CB - 25 - Erik FENTON (34)
CM - 14 - Ross LAKER (23)
CM - 21 - Amelia RUMFORD (20)
LW - 13 - Mátyás SOLTESZ (32) [PAS]
ST - 15 - Harlan DAVISON (22)


MANAGER
Syrene CAZADOR (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 18th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (64, 77, 79)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
84: 1Div - 2nd - 71 pts - P
83: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts
82: Zenith - 18th - 31 pts - R
81: Zenith - 13th - 42 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Meinhard Gates (Brinemouth, 4m)
Anaïs Genet (Z'ai'ai Institute, free)
Promoted: Andri Milner (RB, 19)

OUT
Dario Raskin (Iron City, free)
Igrene Sonnen (Alliance Barossia, free)
Retired: Arden Luther (GK, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Hadrian Belfast, Angela Braugher, Victoria Carroll, Patricia Martyn, Hesterine Mercator, Klaus Murdoch, Nike Rouphos, Gerhard Thunder, Felixe Vetiver, Gareth Westmead
Club Heroes: Steven Rexmont, Markus Sheffield, Raphael Somner
Based in northwest Chenoworth and with strong Hellenic roots, the Harriers are one of the two real giants of a city that has never really looked able to fit any more. A notorious yo-yo club in the early days of the modern era, the Harriers can 'boast' four relegations - three coming between cycles 55 and 60 alone. In more recent times, though, cautious and targeted spending has ensured they can not only stay afloat in the top flight, but have at times approached the UICA places. Unsurprisingly, they count the Rovers as their only serious rivals, and tend to be the more technical and cerebral of the two sides - though Rovers fans tend to prefer 'flimsy'. For all their mixed results, though, the Harriers undoubtedly have a far stronger pedigree in youth development.


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14. Vermillion Rage
‘The Rage’
The Full Fifty (50,000)
Vermillion, PAR

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Calico PINTER (23)
RB - 6 - Katalin WRIGHT (23)
CB - 13 - Ilayda CANNON (31)
CB - 18 - Hamish JEONG Harcourt (21) <BRE>
LB - 3 - Avarice PROVINCE (26)
CM - 8 - Lienke COVOLAN (25) <BRE>
DM - 25 - Rutger CURTIN (23)
CM - 15 - Wiglaf BRIBITZER (24)
RW - 23 - Laurent BÉRINGER (25) [SVG]
ST - 7 - Andrianos PETRAS (28) [VDR]
LW - 11 - Lena TREATISE (28)

GK - 12 - Yves CARROLL (32)
CB - 5 - Liam TOIVONEN (35, c) [MRC]
LB - 22 - Opal MATTHEWS (21)
DM - 4 - Gareth SORRELL (29)
AM - 14 - Gretchen POLIKEIT (25)
RW - 26 - Vetta CROSETTI (22) <SMB>
ST - 9 - Merrill GRANT (23)

GK - 20 - Mars STANHOPE (20)
RB - 39 - Hengist METCALFE (18)
CB - 2 - Konrad GREEN (20)
CM - 21 - Mervat CREWE (20)
CM - 27 - Ludovic MASON (23)
ST - 10 - Jacqui SPARHAWK (20)
LW - 33 - Oskar HESKETH (19)


MANAGER
CRALT-NIRLO Fox (60)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 8th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (50)
2 NFA Cups (75, 85)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (62)

RECENT HISTORY
84: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
83: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
82: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
81: Zenith - 8th - 63 pts
80: Zenith - 7th - 56 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Wiglaf Bribitzer (Brinemouth, 6m)
Yves Carroll (Cranequin Wanderers, 750k)
Hamish Jeong Harcourt (returned from loan)
Promoted: Hengist Metcalfe (RB, 18)

OUT
Auberine Peridot (Goodfeather FC, 3.5m)
Floki Carson (Sterling Heights, 3m)
Valletta Keepsake (Southfell United, 2m)
Anezka Rennet (Leichhardt, 2m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kestrel Anharbour, Gazzincha, Saskia Hasselbaink, Sander Katarec, Rachael Kellen, Radeka Lind, Ferena Rauch, Birgit Sternberg
Club Heroes: Hye Min Jeong, Kunibert Rosenfeld, Victoria Maersk, Marios Tzavellas, Morgan Underwood
Vermillion could perhaps have been a real giant of Nepharan football were it not for timing. They were a prominent challenger in the pre-UICA era, fuelled by a blatant money-laundering operation, but just a couple of years into the modern era, the Rage slammed face-first into financial ruin, got relegated, and never fully recovered. Arguably a sleeping giant, Vermillion have always been more concerned with looking good and flashy than grinding out results. While still not exactly Takil - this is still Nephara - anything less than an attractive, attack-minded, fast-paced style of football would not be tolerated either by the fans or the board. Vermillion's brand is to entertain. While they don't exactly love the upstart Vermillion Wanderers to the south, their true rivals are Parrhesia United to the north. The two sides have both had their own boom-and-bust cycles; presently, Vermillion are enjoying Parrhesia's spectacular bust even more than their own relative boom, and have managed to seriously annoy the Saints by poaching their players. Indeed, while very few players tend to cross rivalry divides across the rest of Nephara, the Saints and the Rage have a penchant for trying to grab each others' talent. The name of their new stadium alludes to the capacity; their old ground, the Iron Hill, had a capacity agonisingly short of the mark, at 49,500. Like most old Nepharan stadiums, it was a hideous brutalist monstrosity; the rebuild was necessary for basic amenities to be in place.


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15. North Laithland
‘The Spiders’
The Bluegrass (48,000)
Lindmark, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Amber TURNER (26) [CDG]
RB - 2 - Trishi CSATAR (25)
CB - 23 - Axel BAHR (23)
CB - 5 - Iucharba KILLEN (27) [BRE]
LB - 20 - Deli SINKA (27) [SRS]
CM - 14 - Mathis VYNTRA (21)
DM - 4 - Celia MARRABLE (32) [KOR]
CM - 8 - Eustaquio ABAYA (27) [FFD]
RW - 7 - Maria ZAMBROTTA (27) [JUE]
ST - 10 - Dénes ROBINEAU (20) [FFD]
LW - 12 - Sadahige MASUDA (20) [KOR]

GK - 20 - Alisander SANDFORD (30)
RB - 26 - Jule WASSMUTH (21)
CB - 6 - Paarsimer JAAN (36) [MRN]
DM - 17 - Steffi GANDLING (20)
CM - 15 - Athena SINODINOS (30)
ST - 9 - Chirstoforos LAZELIS (31) [VDR]
LW - 11 - Spike BURNHAM (22)

GK - 30 - Keeli SHANNON (18)
CB - 18 - Alexandra GANTRY (20)
LB - 3 - Sandra QUOLL (20)
CM - 34 - Lisle CAIN (19)
RW - 13 - Moran STENSNESS (21)
ST - 16 - Anders MAKAR (20)


MANAGER
Ursa DIMITAR (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 7th

TROPHY CABINET
Premiership title (51)
2 NFA Cups (67, 73)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
84: Zenith - 10th - 54 pts
83: Zenith - 10th - 55 pts
82: Zenith - 12th - 51 pts
81: Zenith - 12th - 42 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Sadahige Masuda (Advance Alara, 2.5m)
Alisander Sandford (Rozelle Archers, 1m)
Dénes Robineau (returned from loan)
Promoted: Lisle Cain (CM, 19), Keeli Shannon (GK, 18)

OUT
Madita Brewer (Northern Union, 14m)
Bellona Sadler (Cranequin Wanderers, 2m)
Cairbre Dundalk (North Hall, 1.5m)
Chris Fisken (Belgrave, free)
Pavel Owings (Chenoworth Rovers, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Raimund Anderson, Madita Brewer, Bianca Condotta, Theodora Covenant, Lavender Jameson, Karsten Riordan, Christian Serjeant, Deborah Stokes, Rasunda Vanderlei
Club Heroes: Steed Corren, Brandon Duguid, Gareth Pearce, Chloe Rudden
One-Club Men: Rook Kennedy
With their relegation reducing the 'Gang of Seven' to six, North Laithland become the first former Premiership champions to drop down a level. Unfortunately for the Spiders, that season Nephara was disqualified from UICA entry due to persistent crowd incidents. Situated, unsurprisingly, in the northern Laith, they're specifically based from the large town of Lindmark but represent the entire region and draw their fanbase from a wide variety of northwest Crownsend towns. Other Laith teams have risen and fallen over the years, but the North has retained a power base both on and off the pitch that has made them difficult to dislodge. This is in large part due to a strong reputation for youth development, and they have produced a disproportionate amount of Cormorants, though it's been less productive in recent times. They have a friendly rivalry going with South Laithland and a decidedly unfriendly one with AFC Treason.


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16. North Sabrefell
‘The Bohemians’
Plumeria Lane (24,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Marko CULWEATHER (26)
RB - 2 - Rabia SAFAROV (25) [SRS]
CB - 22 - Lianne NORTHRUP (30) [ZWZ]
CB - 19 - Natalia LEVACK (31)
LB - 18 - Tamsin NEVETNY (24)
CM - 4 - Tawny SHONE (37)
CM - 8 - Seeker BISCAN (23)
RW - 10 - Sophi ESMERELD (23)
AM - 14 - Meliza AUDREY (26)
LW - 13 - Cassie BANKSTON (24) [CDG]
ST - 15 - Camilla MARTIN (30)

GK - 1 - Georgia HOFFMAN (34)
CB - 3 - Luka POLICHEV (21) <MYT>
LB - 31 - Sissi FASTOLF (19)
CM - 6 - Marita NEUWIRTH (33)
RW - 7 - Eurydice HASTINGS (20)
AM - 16 - Zara CARROW (25)
ST - 9 - Kieran LOFTHOUSE (22)

GK - 12 - Barry CAMMISS (21)
RB - 37 - Kearney SALLET (18)
CB - 5 - Capricornia STUBBS (26)
CM - 25 - Esme CLAPFORD (20)
CM - 35 - Platinum ANDREWS (19)
LW - 11 - Olaf SVANTE (31) [NYK]
ST - 32 - Ognian ZESIGER (18)


MANAGER
Leigh FLUTE (55)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 71
ALL-TIME RANKING: 36th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (62, 66, 83)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
84: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
83: 1Div - 1st - 88 pts - Promoted
82: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts
81: 1Div - 6th - 57 pts
80: 1Div - 14th - 41 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Cassie Bankston (Starksville United, 6m)
Eurydice Hastings (returned from loan)
Promoted: Platinum Andrews (CM, 19), Kearney Sallet (RB, 18), Ognian Zesiger (ST, 18)

OUT
Dassi Constantine (Prinsen af Rosen AC, free)
Pristine Keller (Ederkhen, free)
Zoroaster Keynes (AFC Fallstead, free)
Mytti Numenen (released)
Nikola Swann (Chardonnay Rangers, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Seeker Biscan, Minka Kranevitter, Luka Polichev, Diadora Reeve, Josie Webster
Club Heroes: Milan Aubeck, Alcuin Sharp, Erika Wolff
North Sabrefell haven't really made an impact on Nephara, traditionally speaking, but they've risen respectably of late. It's regarded, sometimes derided, as something of a bohemian wasteland full of drug-addled students, and they've embraced the nickname accordingly. They've recently had a cash injection from Brenecian mining tycoon Bruce Harker, but strict Nepharan ownership rules prevent him from taking a majority share - even so, expect him to influence the side forwards. They're rivals with nearby, more affluent Belgrave.


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17. Corinthians No Longer
‘CNL’
Pinnacle Park (22,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Onbera AISPIOLEA (32) [ASG]
RB - 2 - MATEZ-ZULZK Uzo (24) [QUS]
CB - 18 - HU Jiewen (26) [YZH]
CB - 6 - Nathanaël NDÒSI (27) [SWR]
LB - 3 - Mia TURNBULL (26) [CMT]
CM - 20 - Auburn DAESCHER (29)
DM - 4 - Malia RENBERG (25) [SRS]
CM - 14 - Katona MEREDITH (25)
RW - 7 - Irenke FENYVESI (27) [PAS]
ST - 13 - Caelan McINTYRE (26) [TLI]
LW - 16 - Freya PEREZ (25) [MRT]

GK - 1 - Holger VARNEY (34)
CB - 5 - Sienna CUNNINGHAM (33) [TLI]
LB - 19 - Godwin STOKER (22)
DM - 8 - Erika CANDLING (29)
CM - 10 - Amelia IBSDÒTTIR (30) [GRF]
ST - 17 - Victoria REMEIKIS (31)
LW - 11 - Vesta ECHAGARAY (29) [MRT]

GK - 25 - Aidan SEAGER (21)
RB - 31 - Athelweard WRIGHT (19)
CB - 22 - Esther CARNEY (21)
CM - 15 - Xavier BARRON (32)
CM - 23 - Gerhard JOINER (23)
RW - 26 - Shianne WREATH (21)
ST - 9 - Anibal TROCHE (34) [TEQ]

ST - 21 - Lowen MURDOCH (21)


MANAGER
Sascha DIMITRIUS (46)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 86
ALL-TIME RANKING: UR

RECENT HISTORY
85: 1Div - 2nd - 74 pts - P
84: 1Div - 3rd - 69 pts
83: 1Div - 10th - 50 pts
82: 2Div - 1st - 91 pts - P
81: 2Div - 6th - 65 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Freya Perez (FMFC Ninestar, undisclosed)
Caelan McIntyre (Leichhardt, 6m)
Auburn Daescher (Starling, 3.5m)
Hu Jiewen (Z'ai'ai, 1.5m)

OUT
Drea Bouman (Roschester City, free)
Lowen Murdoch (Union Lachaine, loan)
Retired: Marit Stoeger (CB, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Avarice Province
Club Heroes: Graf Bronze, Adrian Feruga, Anibal Troche
The growing city of Creed has traditionally been dominated by Creed United, but CNL are actually their oldest club; Creed Corinthians are proudly one of the oldest clubs in the nation. For a century, they resolutely refused to turn professional, staying true to their amateur status and club name... until, on their centennial anniversary, they reversed this. The club has benefited from Creed's growth, and capitalised on their potential as they bounded rapidly up the divisions. Naturally, United see them as wealthy upstarts who could do with a good stomping.


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18. Creed United
‘The Oathmen’
Gardengate (26,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sinric ASTON (25)
RB - 2 - Tristan ESTERLING (28)
CB - 5 - Tevye BARKER (28)
CB - 6 - Ashrata BARKAAN (31, c) [SRS]
LB - 3 - Shana REED (22) [BRE]
RM - 7 - Zaza KIRKLAND (25)
CM - 4 - Hanna SELDER (31) [SVJ]
CM - 21 - Tara SHANTHI (27) [SRS]
LM - 11 - Miranda ANDERSON (27) [CMT]
ST - 14 - Alibek KHAUTOV (25) [DEL]
ST - 17 - Angus GUINNESS (28) [TKT]

GK - 12 - Brut KERRIS (31)
CB - 19 - Lukas WORN (31)
LB - 18 - Palla KOENEN (28)
RM - 23 - Fox VITARIS (22)
CM - 15 - Constance HOOPER (34)
LM - 16 - Rasmus CARACOLE (33)
ST - 10 - Danita KORHAL (22)

GK - 30 - Radu MERCEDES (20)
RB - 31 - Gaxi MONTOY (18) <ASG>
CB - 27 - Vasil AUSBURY (22)
CM - 24 - Cinderella FOREMAN (25)
CM - 31 - Gareth BURNES (19)
ST - 9 - Scott BURGESS (35) [ETN]
ST - 35 - Ben WIEDERGANGER (19)

LM - 38 - Lyn SHEEN (20)


MANAGER
Gideon FLETCHER (49)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 62
ALL-TIME RANKING: 22nd

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (73, 82)

RECENT HISTORY
85: Zenith - 16th - 41 pts
84: Zenith - 13th - 45 pts
83: Zenith - 17th - 35 pts
82: 1Div - 1st - 78 pts - P
81: Zenith - 20th - 24 pts - R

TRANSFERS
IN
Sinric Aston (Leichhardt, 5m)
Angus Guinness (Eivora Athletic FC, 3m)
Miranda Anderson (Vilharady Owls FC, 1m)
Lukas Worn (Iron City, 1.5m)
Brut Kerris (Locksley, 1m)
Shana Reed (Alnio University of the Arts, free)
Promoted: Gaxi Montoy (RB, 18)

OUT
Tanith Xu (Myana, 9m)
Bryony Lindt (AFC Treason, 1m)
Marnid Volland (Boltcroft Thorns, 200k)
Innocent Hargreaves (Cypher Town, free)
Jasper Skate (AFC Whittorians, free)
Lyn Sheen (AFC Serpentine, loan)
Retired: Kund Borbely (CB, 36, PAS)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Corvid Alemane, Tara Dante, Anthoulis Matraxis, Abigail Mueller, Dragan Stavanger, Tanith Xu
Club Heroes: Karena Bittner, Aidan Hartigan, Stefan Herron, Georgia Rodrigues
One-Club Men: Byron Caldwick
Creed is a small city in the far northwest of Nephara, and it has a similar kind of dry, rough-edged character to the rest of Crownsend. United are its traditional powerhouse, and have only really recently managed to crack the top tier thanks to a golden generation, staying there for a shade under nine years and at one point managing to get into the knockout rounds of the Globe Cup. The hope was that they'd 'pull a Starling' - the reality was that selling their best players for huge fees and having a questionable record of reinvestment meant they eventually reverted to the mean. Still, like many of Nephara's lesser cities, Creed is growing in size and prominence, and being their single relevant club has significant benefits for the Oathmen - a nickname that stems from a legendary regiment of halberdiers that made a name for themselves during the Wars of the Long Marches, and the oath each swore to fight to the last. However, Corinthians No Longer have recently come to prominence, against whom Creed have defined themselves as the club of soldiers and workers.


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19. Barossia United
‘The Shrikes’
Woden Avenue (28,000)
Covenant, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Chary LONGSTREET (23)
RB - 3 - LEONA Jörvarsdóttir (24) [GRF]
CB - 18 - Bwahi HERRON (30) [CMT]
CB - 22 - Batsheva LETANG (33)
LB - 23 - Brette HACKETT (27) [EFL]
CM - 4 - Chelsea CRAWFORD (29) [HAN]
CM - 15 - Borisow MRKELA (26) [ZRH]
RW - 13 - Luka DJORDIĆ (23) [ZRH]
AM - 21 - Ida LANCER (28)
LW - 10 - Tessa BJARNESEN (23) [PFA]
ST - 14 - Ottilia HJORT (22) [SRS]

GK - 1 - Artemis TSIPRAS (32)
RB - 17 - Lori SAND (25)
CB - 6 - Sigurd COOKE (31)
CM - 23 - Anastasia BYSTROM (29) [SRS]
RW - 7 - Isla LESKOSEK (30)
AM - 11 - Revelle SZUSZA (23)
ST - 9 - Kylene ROTARIU (32)

GK - 25 - Jens KIRSCH (22)
CB - 5 - Ida ROESLING (32)
LB - 19 - Ari MAURER (30)
CM - 8 - Augustin DIRAC (32) [SVG]
CM - 31 - Mikael KERSEY (19)
LW - 20 - Gerhard BROOKS (28)
ST - 26 - Dzira MAY (21)

LB - 38 - Lukas KIRALY (20)


MANAGER
Bronwyn GERHARDT (50)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 47th

RECENT HISTORY
85: 1Div - 3rd - 68 pts - P
84: 1Div - 4th - 68 pts
83: 1Div - 7th - 62 pts
82: 1Div - 7th - 58 pts
81: 1Div - 5th - 65 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Brette Hackett (UR Town, 3m)
Borisow Mrkela (Kven FK, 2m)
Leona Jörvarsdóttir (Fliserboding, free)
Promoted: Mikael Kersey (CM, 19)

OUT
Anatol Gisbourne (Hanai Breakers, 2m)
Rain Methven (Aries Solitaire, 800k)
Lukas Kiraly (Mountainside, loan)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Szalai Fowler, Chary Longstreet, Lukas Kiraly
Club Heroes: Ella Bramwell, Lysander Ciman, Ida Roesling, Markus Teamster
Formerly named Rhagant, Barossia United's catchment now counts the confluence of large towns that ultimately coalesced into the city of Covenant. A wild sprawl, layer upon layer in an oddly heartbreaking ambition, Covenant is an apt backdrop for the chaotic club it calls its own. United have a proud history, an inaugural Premiership side, but they fell long and hard into crushing disrepair before their recent renaissance. They've always played a hard-nosed, direct brand of football.


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20. Crisisbless United
‘The Chequers’
The Chessboard (38,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Radoslav BLAHA (22) [SRS]
RB - 17 - Tori ALLEN (29) [CDG]
CB - 22 - Dimitar INGOLD (27)
CB - 6 - Anibal BARRA (26) [KOR]
LB - 3 - Lori CILLIAN (25)
CM - 20 - Kayleigh REID (28) [TLI]
CM - 4 - Mathilde KELLER (25)
RW - 7 - Vadim ARKHIPOV (27) [SRS]
AM - 13 - Constantine WREN (29)
LW - 15 - Andrea BRAXTON (24)
ST - 11 - Topaz CAULKER (23)

GK - 1 - Dorothea SOUMARE (32) [ASU]
CB - 5 - Cale BENNETT (24)
LB - 19 - Jane FUSSELL (24)
CM - 21 - Zyta PENRITH (26)
AM - 8 - Rhydian CAMPBELL (29) [DEL]
LW - 10 - Andrine SAMSA (30)
ST - 9 - Mercia CALSHOT (23)

GK - 25 - Barry KEANE (22)
RB - 31 - Tandi WILHELM (19)
CB - 26 - Bernard ROYSTON (23)
CM - 16 - Bianca RICHARDS (23)
CM - 35 - Traci KEENER (19)
RW - 23 - Shay RUTGERS (21)
ST - 14 - Catrin DAVIS (22)


MANAGER
Volga HOELLERER (54)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 13th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (70, 85)

[b]RECENT HISTORY

85: 1Div - 1st - 75 pts - P
84: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts
83: Zenith - 19th - 28 pts - R
82: 1Div - 3rd - 77 pts - Promoted
81: Zenith - 19th - 29 pts - Relegated

TRANSFERS
IN
Topaz Caulker (South Laithland, 6m)
Kayleigh Reid (Premier Rozelle, 5m)
Constantine Wren (Aleiusia Capital, 4m)

OUT
Retired: Ava Rose Donaldson (AM, 36, SCT)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Andrea Cawdor, Riga Demetry, Jade Irwin, Shiida Roesler, Andreas Sparwasser
Club Heroes: Pablo Corderro, Rook Klinsmann, Samantha Rhinestone, Sigrun Rivers, Andreas Rourke
One-Club Men: Rebecca Strachan
Iconic Manager: Matilda Heisenberg
One of Crisisbless' secondary sides, United's deliberate study of contrasts of kit compared to the Heelers' has lead to plenty of jibes. But few people have been laughing at United since they've become a top-flight fixture, in which they won a lot of friends with forthright attacking football and survived for many years against the odds. To wear the red-and-black chequers is to embrace pace, fluidity, elan... and Cup thrashings, as the Chequers are responsible for three of the four times a side has scored ten or more unanswered goals in the Cup. They consider the match against Crisisbless to be the 'true' Crisisbless derby, and given Goodfeather's mediocrity in more recent times, they're probably right.
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1. Southfell United
Last Season: 8th
Stadium: Brightley Arena (44,000)
Nickname: the Tanners
Manager: Bess Gannon (59)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Donat Soler (30, DEL); 26 - Luci Drace (28), 18 - Cale Schindler (27), 2 - Jade Beyard (24), 22 - Fiona Zidler (22); 6 - Sczeila Milner (24), 8 - Alyce Kearney (23); 23 - Garin Velat (29, SRS), 21 - Valletta Keepsake (30), 11 - Heather Spahi (22); 9 - Ravil Kulesza (20)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Claude Burdett (24), 25 - GK - Leo Kjetill (21); 3 - LB - Pascal Ritter (27), 4 - DM - Mari Brighton (31), 5 - CB - Holger Wight (31), 10 - CM - Mikael Tanner (30), 12 - LW - Thora Asbrecht (20), 16 - ST - Bernard Zeman (31), 17 - CB - Locke Hayes (21), 19 - RB - Catheline Novick (34)

BACKGROUND Southfell's a large town, once a fortress, just south of Sabrefell and just inland of the coast. Indeed, the easiest way to get into a fight with people from Southfell is to claim that, really, it's just a glorified district of Sabrefell. United started out as the factory team for leatherworkers, of all things, leading to their current nickname of 'Tanners'. Southfell have mostly been a Premiership side in the modern era, and their fans mostly consider themselves to be such, but they haven't had the best of things lately - that said, they were competing at the sharp end of the top flight when the modern era began. Stylistically, the Tanners have generally been fairly flashy and attack-minded, but there's been times where a long-ball style has prevailed. They have a friendly rivalry with the Sabrefell Moths, and indeed pretty much with every Sabrefell side.

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2. Chardonnay Rangers
Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Floriade Park (17,500)
Nickname: the Rangers
Manager: Gerik Ramsey (49)
(4-4-2) 1 - Ivan Masterly (25); 26 - Fiona Lyons (29), 5 - Trahern Mueller (24), 19 - Adé Pasquier (23, KOR), 3 - Laurin Dale (25); 7 - Carrie Geffen-Broad (28, ZWZ), 15 - Sara Holster (26), 23 - Senja Niemi (26, SRS), 16 - Lysandra Osprey (24); 17 - Willem Tanzer (24), 21 - Clemente Oden (26, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Charis Theoklitos (32); 2 - RB - Jhoira Kambol (31, SRS), 4 - CM - Hans Kattis (31), 8 - CM - Yente Shulthis (31), 9 - ST - Karl Bastin (28), 11 - LM - Nikola Swann (30), 18 - CB - Barth Guzman (30)

BACKGROUND The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.

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3. Parrhesia United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Knightsgrave (43,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Danijel Brymora (44)
(4-3-3) 1 - Cuthbert Stroma (21); 2 - Ceodora Finnan (20), 22 - Bersant Sale (33), 18 - Farina Sharpe (24), 3 - Nikki Freeman (28); 21 - Lucas Baker (27, ETN), 15 - Esther Caelin (20), 8 - Octavian Eversong (29); 13 - Dimitri Pallas (26), 9 - Gareth Hasluck (25), 16 - Corban Green (29, SNL)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Dimitar Franzen (31); 4 - DM - Octavia Zahra (31), 5 - CB - Kina Strauss (21), 6 - CB - Praline Saunders (31), 7 - CM - Ashe Caulker (20), 10 - ST - Raven Dallas (33), 11 - LW - Stefan Crowe (21), 16 - ST - Catheline Instill (20), 19 - LB - Excellence Sandford (21), 23 - RW - Julia Roberts (31)

BACKGROUND Vermillion's first or second club, depending on who you ask. Definitely its oldest, and one of the oldest in the country. The Saints are associated with the northside and outskirts of the city, a fairly disparate population uniting a variety of demographics. The nickname doesn't really stem from any piety of the club's, or any association with places of worship, but rather its obscure origins have been traced back to regional pride - downtown Vermillion is a godless hellhole, so therefore the northsiders were saints by comparison. A proud club, but has fallen on harder times of late. Bitter rivals with Vermillion Rage, who keep stealing the Saints' players.

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4. Chatswood
Last Season: 18th (Zenith)
Stadium: Westcroft (28,000)
Nickname: the Axes
Manager: Goran Verbeck (57)
(4-4-2) 1 - Claire Libuda (33); 17 - Sander Ilinden (26), 19 - Garrett Shangyuan (23), 6 - Christian Imhoff (34), 3 - Druzhina Sharp (22); 23 - Varlam Kovalev (29, DEL), 13 - Simon Demirjian (24, DEL), 8 - Natale Corven (22), 11 - Hector Walker (26, SNL); 9 - Markus Sturdevant (29), 7 - Annika St. Cleer (23, EFL)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Carri Boxwood (21), 30 - GK - Merethe Kortenauer (19); 2 - RB - Vraska Petrov (34, SRS), 4 - DM - Ruben Albert (31, DEL), 5 - CB - Luka Hazaluta (35, MRT), 15 - ST - Miriam Costner (23), 23 - RM - Kilika Matthis (20), 27 - ST - Xander Leckey (21), 36 - CM - Lothar Kondrat (19)

BACKGROUND Treason's second club, in the West of the city. It's got a hard-nosed, physical reputation, fanned by many a successful, battling Premiership performance. After years of punching above their weight and sporadically managing UICA qualification, it seems as though the Axes have come crashing down to earth, and settled into a more yo-yo pattern. Their main rivals are AFC Treason, which is considered to be the major Treason derby; they also have a strong and relatively recent hate for Morningstar, who are nearby, share Emery Lineker as their first Premiership manager, and share a general club ethos. After quirks of fixturing lead to a series of steel vs. silk clashes on final Premiership matchdays, in which Chatswood constantly played spoiler, there's also a fierce rivalry with Brinemouth. But Chatswood have always kind of had an 'us against the world' mentality. They're chippy, and you will always remember playing them; they take pride in that. ‘Axes’ refers not only to the Wood, but is a clever nod to the term ‘hatchet man’.

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5. New Oakstone Phoenix
Last Season: 7th
Stadium: River Heart (26,000)
Nickname: the Phoenix
Manager: Audrey Kennett (40)
(4-4-2) 1 - Jakob Ardath (25); 26 - Erin Fry (24, EUR), 5 - Aoriasu Aeave (22, KOR), 18 - Sam Ryman (24, EUR), 22 - Fluorspar Talmay (24); 7 - Catrine Antelmi-Evans (25), 4 - Charlotte Masquelier (23, MRT), 21 - Micha Burkhard (31), 11 - Ingmar Loesser (24); 9 - Anja Zoric (23, MYT), 12 - Vanda Gerô (28, PAS)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Rena Perch (33); 2 - RB - Caspar Laufenn (28), 3 - LB - Rowan Findlay (31, TLI), 6 - CM - Saunder Carrow (24), 16 - ST - Zdenka Vavra (30, SRS), 19 - DM/CM - Adelaide Tallow (36), 22 - CB - Chelsi Ponder (26), 31 - AM/ST - Scarlett Woods (18, EUR)

BACKGROUND The first former Premiership club to sink to the state leagues, and now aspiring to return to their former heights. The Phoenix benefited incidentally from the settlement of Corvistone, having been swallowed up by the city's development in a region now known as New Oakstone for its disproportionate number of northern Euran refugee immigrants, and it is an ambitious Euran consortium that now hopes to propel them back to the Zenith.

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6. Goodfeather FC
Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Steelchurch (32,500)
Nickname: the Quakers
Manager: Katenza Muhren (44)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Auberine Peridot (26); 17 - Alyssa Cristante (23), 5 - Malai Yarlut (27, SRS), 6 - Leo Emmerich (30), 22 - Ziza Jewell (27); 14 - Vladimir Orakhin (25, SVJ), 23 - Czigany Vas (28, PAS), 4 - Casey Anzehelm (26); 8 - Muse Blackburn (30); 9 - Dashaun Howard (28, DEL), 10 - Flavia Catepan (22)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Nichi Pomander (24); 2 - RB - Dala Etoka (31, SRS), 3 - LB - Daniel Chandler (21), 7 - CM - Cordelia Lorzer (33), 11 - AM - Kathil Mizumaru (34, HIN), 16 - ST - Gerard Cale (26), 19 - CB - Berenice Saline (23), 20 - CM - Tatiana Kell (23), 27 - ST - Rafko Jelenc (20), 33 - DM - Seona Gale (19)

BACKGROUND The Quakers, so named for representing the relative Protestant hotbed of Nephara, are noted for a gorgeous kit and a traditional emphasis on technical play. Comfortably situated in eastern Crisisbless, they've traditionally floated freely between the top two tiers, enjoying high highs and suffering some low lows along the way. They're well-renowned for a faith in youth, especially from their own academy.

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7. Belgrave
Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Cherryfields (25,000)
Nickname: the Gargoyles
Manager: Ganymede Hooper (51)
(4-3-3) 12 - Caelan Wright (22, TLI); 2 - Athelstan Westbrook (20), 12 - Raphael Brown (31, SYL), 6 - Patrik Pentti (23, COR), 3 - Amita Misra (29, SRS); 13 - Etienne Berkut (29), 15 - Matthaus Gianniotis (27), 11 - Etheldreda Koren (23); 13 - Finbar McLoughlin (25, TKT), 10 - Chris Fisken (26), 11 - Paige Leslight (28)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Catra Paderborn (32); 4 - DM - Rook Garai (33), 7 - ST - Kikumi Kondou (34, HIN), 8 - CM - Olwen North (32), 14 - AM - Syrene Fleetwood (35), 22 - LB - Jaylene Kazarov (34, SRS)

BACKGROUND Belgrave represents Sabrefell's affluent northeast, not historically a socio-economic demographic that has produced good footballers. Even so, their success in recent seasons is built more on good planning than deep pockets. They embrace their reputation for affluence, rebranding it as a belief in 'sophistication', and they've historically favoured a technical, possession-focused style of football, trusting in youth to step up for them. Their willingness to snipe talented youths from across the city to play for them has only made them less popular.

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8. Iron City
Last Season: 6th
Stadium: Swordgarden (35,000)
Nickname: the Cataphracts
Manager: Sander Musgrave (46)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Annabelle Press (31); 6 - Lukas Storrin (30), 2 - Howell Payton (24), 18 - Jessica Parrello (34, CDG), 20 - Maria Kroger (28); 4 - Dario Raskin (29), 21 - Andre Gannon (28); 23 - Lelei Rutzler (20), 13 - Page Rookworth (29), 16 - Elsebeth Farrier (26); 9 - Ronan Bryan (24, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Skye Felicity (25); 7 - RW/ST - Bryony Westerveld (34), 8 - CM - Sara Brett (31), 11 - LW - Esther Vorster (34), 25 - DM - Luthienne Koetter (32)

BACKGROUND The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era (tied with Newrook). That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club.

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9. Leichhardt
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Capricorn Plaza (23,500)
Nickname: the Stargazers
Manager: Dan Keel (57)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Ingrid Moore (34); 2 - Fortuna Morvan (29), 13 - Natalia Dreider (34, MRN), 22 - Gabriel Lockheed (36), 19 - Marko Dieter (28, ZRH); 8 - Cintia Flaxen (26), 21 - Varina Roebling (34); 7 - Anezka Rennet (29), 17 - Hestia Bowman (32), 16 - David Cairns (24, TLI); 14 - Lea Eberhart (30, VAL)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Olivia Spencer (22); 3 - LB - Yasmin Uzund (29, SRS), 6 - CB - Jasper Oar (22), 9 - ST - Asger Lomond (22), 11 - LW - Tilda Shed (24), 15 - AM - Cassi Burbank (27), 20 - RB - Talea Myrakis (34, SRS), 23 - CM - Sverre Uzuni (21), 26 - RW - Caleb Starboard (24)

BACKGROUND A small city and the largest settlement in the Northern Vale, Leichhardt has traditionally flitted between Premiership relegation battles and the top half of the First Division, usually playing defensive football in the process. Its primary rivals are Corvette, the second-largest Vale settlement, but they've both been overshadowed by nearby Starling of late. Their nickname stems from the clear Vale skies, as opposed to the cloudier cities across the rest of the country.

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10. Cranequin Wanderers
Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Ebony Lane (48,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Lind Scholar (52)
(4-2-3-1) 20 - Sanne Zoller (21); 2 - Athel Scarnett (23), 4 - Filip Barker (33, SNL), 22 - Cat Baxton (29), 6 - Ilya Netrayev (30, SVJ); 5 - Nicola Brindell (32), 26 - Tristan Havek (25); 7 - Briston Rellingwood (27, TKT), 10 - Sander Berenger (25), 11 - Bellona Sadler (29); 15 - Kieran Beaumont (26, TKT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - November Reiner (34); 8 - AM - Alexis Sutter (28), 9 - ST - Emile Scarlett (23), 13 - LM - Talin Anxosi (30, SRS), 16 - DM - Bastia Swanson (31), 17 - RB - Bullova Reyson (33), 19 - CB - Bran Goldford (33)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is Nephara's smallest state capital, with a generally cultural focus and bohemian reputation. It was a one-club city - that club being the Wanderers - for a while, but Cranequin City's prominence of late has created a rivalry. Usually found in the bottom half of the Premiership, the Wanderers have suffered three relegations to the second tier in the modern era but they tend to bounce back quickly. Their primary tactical legacy has been pioneering controversial patient possession football in Nephara, to some success - it's a blueprint they've since returned to. At six relegations, have set the record for the worst Premiership side.

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11. South Laithland
Last Season: 15th
Stadium: Covenground (27,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Delphi Keane (43)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Selina Carver (33); 2 - Cleo Harper (31), 5 - Hender Esmann (26), 17 - Tremeka Seward (29), 3 - Corren Speaker (21); 13 - Farina Luhukay (34), 8 - Jenna Esling (21); 7 - Marcel Takashi (23), 21 - Shiida Roesler (32), 14 - Catheline Dane (25); 9 - Alhambra Pike (29)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Donovan Velazquez (36, ETN), 25 - GK - Georgia Fitzon (21), 10 - ST - Jonte Bestatter (34, SCT), 11 - LW - Kynda-Sevet Pec (34, QUS), 16 - ST - Kita Farrell (20), 18 - CB - Lukas Tremesne (21), 19 - CB - August Longstreet (33), 20 - RB - Tashandra Bauer (20), 24 - RW - Mili Billhook (23), 26 - AM - Johan Chandler (22), 27 - LB - Amber Wynd (21)

BACKGROUND Based, as the name suggests, in the southern Laith, South Laithland (based in the town of Dross, which is basically just the football stadium) have traditionally hovered between the bottom half of the Premiership and the top half of the First Division throughout the modern era, and really throughout their entire history. A reasonably successful and stable side, they've rarely scintillated but can be proud of a productive academy. They're friendly rivals with North Laithland, have a derby day against Cypher but expose their fiercest venom for Treason, who have a way of poaching their best players (Allbeck, Flaccus, Connacht, Morgan Ashdown...)

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12. Diamondqueen
Last Season: 13th
Stadium: The New Overlook (17,500)
Nickname: the Diamonds
Manager: Arden Kolar (53)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Gilgamesh Dance (29); 2 - Asha Penfold (28), 5 - Markus Gojak (29), 6 - Gregor Strober (33), 3 - Lorcan Devante (30); 23 - Luther Elvedi (25), 26 - Lindsi Gannon (28), 8 - Anna Henling (30, SYL); 10 - Odette Mandrake (29); 9 - Severa Freeport (21), 25 - Riverina Bray (30)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Rudolf Solaun (28); 6 - CB - Jessica Everard (34), 14 - CM - Riza Counsell (32), 21 - ST - Helmina Turner (32)

BACKGROUND Diamondqueen's main attraction is being the suburb in which the Nepharan National University is, just north of the centre of the city. As a result, most of its supporters come from the student base. It's had a very strong relationship with the nearby Raven River for many years, acting as something of a feeder club for them for a few years until their meteoric rise to the same division, and they continue to have a close relationship - Diamondqueen don't really have any rivals at all.

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13. Brookford Otters
Last Season: 10th
Stadium: The Rock (20,000)
Nickname: the Otters
Manager: Cyrus Kroger (53)
(4-3-3) 1 - Olivia Cheney (28); 2 - Fan Kasef (28, EFK), 5 - Marka Krushlin (32, ZRH), 6 - Tristan Proust (28), 3 - Saskia Maker (21, MRT); 26 - Karoliina Karttunen (22, SLV), 4 - Florian Banneret (27), 23 - Arjen Malbranque (28); 7 - Martyn Cautcher (23), 17 - Bjoern Syomin (27, SRS), 11 - Monika Bandler (29)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Pamela Flush (35); 14 - ST - Zaza Serry (26), 21 - CB - Kurtis Holden (35)

BACKGROUND Brookford is a smallish town on the east coast, but despite the proximity to Brinemouth, the Otters have always maintained a strong enough identity to ensure a minimum of defectors within the town. They are perhaps most famous for their vapourwave-inspired 'aesthetic' kits, though these have since been phased out as the side returned to their traditional navy and orange look. A Cup win remains their proudest achievement, though it was somewhat marred by their playoff relegation immediately beforehand

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14. AFC Rochford
Last Season: 11th
Stadium: Brinegate Park (18,000)
Nickname: the Owls
Manager: Hecubah Statkis (49)
(4-4-2) 12 - Hannah Rutherford (31, CDG); 2 - Riette Lyons (28), 5 - Viktor Raleigh (32), 22 - Emil Dajo (26), 18 - Catheline Mueller (21); 22 - Marnej Chambers (24), 4 - Ares Finnan (29), 11 - Constantine Jurman (34), 11 - Ninian Petrus (28); 7 - Vinísìus Sïrustós (25, FFD), 9 - Kahitana Xoferis (21, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Anna Rochester (33); 3 - LB - Jenni Radic (30, SCT), 8 - CM - Scylla Perish (31), 10 - ST - Constantine Koellner (32), 16 - LM - Charissa Hyde (31, GTK), 17 - RB - Anders Bowman (34)

BACKGROUND A moderately prominent town just inland of the Lazuli Coast, Rochford were a yo-yo club leading into the modern era of Nepharan football but have slipped away from prominence in more recent years, echoing the tendency of the townsfolk themselves to leave for the greener pastures of Brinemouth. Built overlooking the small lake known as the Roch, Rochford is famous for its seafood, especially its oysters.

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15. Alliance Barossia
Last Season: 16th
Stadium: Companions Field (26,000)
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Malicia Jensen (60)
(4-4-2) 20 - Ursula Gavaris (33); 19 - Igrene Sonnen (30), 5 - Caeda Warhurst (30), 4 - Tristan Hawker (24), 18 - Gabby Rosario (27, CDG); 15 - Petrus Maslin (30), 23 - Canute Bresonik (33), 8 - Lelja Nemov (25, SRS), 16 - Harrietta Miller (25); 9 - Lindley Asher (22), 17 - Eloisa Caldwell (32)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Kari Vidmar (33); 2 - RB - Lars Sandalwood (31), 6 - DM - Timoth Mariner (34), 7 - RM - Riri Pheasant (28), 8 - CM - Loris Vanmeter (31, CMT), 10 - ST - Mara Sand (34, CMT), 24 - ST - Nyna Kane (30)

BACKGROUND Based out of the industrial sprawl of Bismuth, third and southernmost of Barossia's Three Sisters, Alliance arose, recent and vitalised by grassroots support, to challenge the crumbling giant of Rhagant; until the latter rebranded to Barossia United and sought new investment. The two have been in a death-struggle for supremacy for years, and loathe one another. Alliance have a vibrant fan culture, and seem to be the only Barossians really allowed to visibly enjoy themselves. They're connected to the Guayabalense diaspora; Alliance is the Anglicised form of 'Alianza', the traditional Guayabalense powerhouse, but there is no official link between the clubs.

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16. Aries Solitaire
Last Season: Champions (2Div)
Stadium: The Steel Marquee (15,000)
Nickname: Soli
Manager: Stahl Garland (47)
(4-4-2) 1 - Harald Cronin (28); 2 - Rain Methven (30), 5 - John Leitch (20), 6 - Karel Montag (29), 28 - Sæi Adríansson (19, GRF); 23 - Simran Alrand (25, SRS), 27 - Sophara Hayes (29), 8 - Hawker Banks (29), 16 - Milos Praxis (29); 17 - Vanessa Mulder (28), 21 - Karena Gothel (27)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karolas Stoll (32); 4 - CM - Altena Monroe (33), 7 - RM - Karl Prowse (32), 9 - ST - Kitti Menander (32, ISK), 14 - CM - Max Rusnak (33), 15 - ST - Jacinth Coen (35), 22 - CB - Myriam Lockett (32, CMT)

BACKGROUND Based in the southern outskirts of Sabrefell, Solitaire, curiously, have their origins in a travelling circus. The derogatory term, naturally, is 'the Carnies'. They have little experience towards the top of the pyramid, but coming full circle from their origins, a professional gambler has bankrolled them sensibly on towards relevance. They're closest to Southfell; they lack the competitive history with United, but do have a heated rivalry with Pillars.

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17. Mantlegrove
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Cygnet Street (12,000)
Nickname: the Dryads
Manager: Tallinna Cosgrove (47)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Shanna Cotton (33); 17 - Karolin Faust (32), 18 - Capella Everton (30), 6 - Martel Sevecke (33), 3 - Kolin Auer (26); 4 - Roxi Pryce (32), 15 - Richter Moranis (32), 23 - Chelsi Byron (30); 10 - Johan Arbour (25); 7 - Oskar Hart (28), 9 - Alyce Nicolau (30)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Jade Chorus (36); 2 - RB - Baldwyn Evans (31), 20 - ST - Lieschen Kuzener (32), 21 - CB - Angelyna Rinehart (32)

BACKGROUND A founder club of the Conference, Mantlegrove have come a long way to establish themselves in the upper-middle echelons of the pyramid. They're comfortably tucked into eastern Treason and have managed, somewhat surprisingly, to tap into the small hipster fanbase left abandoned by the collapse of Project +90. Propped up in their early years by a local family who won the lottery, they've since been taken over by a more conventional consortium.

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18. Cranequin City
Last Season: 3rd (2Div)
Stadium: Claringstone (26,000)
Nickname: the Terracotta Army, Cotti
Manager: Corinne Mersiades (46)
(3-5-2) 12 - Deanna Freestone (26, CDG); 26 - Harri Glass (22), 6 - Georgia Pryce (31), 22 - Carrie Singh (27, CMT); 2 - Magente Tiedemann (27), 8 - Roko Jerebic (26), 4 - Lorenz Barrett (27), 14 - Jakob Burnes (27), 16 - Lucian Bartok (23); 9 - Martyn Barrett (27), 28 - Hermann Eld (21, SRS)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Leoni Joyce (29, CYI); 3 - LCB - Joanna Rodrigues (33, GRU), 10 - ST - Kalenz Crydee (22), 11 - AM - Serra Maier (32), 21 - ST - Heron Paara (35, MRN)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is the smallest of the state capitals, and City is dwarfed by the Wanderers. Still, they've managed to compete with their rivals over the past few years, and a remarkable string of seasons under Edmund Agincourt saw an unlikely series of survivals with a side that just seemed to get worse and worse on paper but always found a way to cling to survival, until they suddenly didn't. Have dipped between the second and third tiers since, but an ambitious board is looking up.

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19. Gonen's Bridge
Last Season: 2nd (2Div)
Stadium: Floriade Park (7,500)
Nickname: the Warriors
Manager: Gough Bauer (48)
(4-4-2) 20 - Rinat Chernetsky (22, PYA); 2 - Johan Petkovic (25), 27 - Rais Perchtold (25), 6 - Bleda Arkhal (25, SRS), 22 - Sybille Travere (27, CMT); 7 - Vasco Aceituno (25, FFD), 19 - Natali Pendrell (26), 15 - Baptiste Ziczi (24, FFD), 11 - Naklé Bërsne (24, FFD); 21 - Svante Brausz (28, FFD), 17 - Gail Suvri (23, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Gerrard Tell (30); 3 - LB - Tomas Abramovic (29), 5 - CB - Orithyia Demetriou (32), 10 - ST - Jonas Zinter (27), 22 - CB - Soren Clement (33)

BACKGROUND A small town on the south coast, west of Cranequin in the little 'bite' taken out of the coastline. Gonen's Bridge has practically no history as a club, and their meteoric rise has been built on judicious loans, bargain free agents, an artificial pitch and, yes, a wealthy fan owner who helped bankroll them upwards.

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20. Stahlburg Rovers
Last Season: 17th
Stadium: Griffindon (36,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Snowy Brennan (59)
(4-4-2) 1 - Aurre Laurnagaray (36, ASG); 2 - Fiora Anders (30), 13 - Penelope Wisdom (26), 6 - Damascus Steele (25), 3 - Kvenna Melander (31); 7 - Sonya Channell (28), 4 - Augustine Lascar (28), 8 - Mari Tone (26), 11 - Lorelei Barker (27); 16 - Dimitar Guzan (29), 21 - Jason Margush (33)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Esther Calcutt (25); 9 - ST - Uathach Walker (32, BRE), 15 - CM - Gisela Feistle (32)

BACKGROUND Historically very much Stahlburg's second team, the Rovers went from being a second-tier fixture to a Premiership fixture just in time for Nephara to enter UICA. Apart from a couple of scrapes with the sharp end of the league, however, the Rovers traditionally scraped lower-midtable finishes year after year, seemingly immune to stability. Fans are hoping to go straight back up. Formerly known as Maximum Rovers.

Second Division Preview

1. Morningstar
Colours
Black and pink
Nickname Stars
Manager Florian Burnes (48)
Key Players Sandra Thorgan (GK, 29), Innocent Cornwell (RB, 28), Damon Pearce (CB, 36, FVA), Sherry Brosnan (CB, 31, CYI), Mara Starling (RM, 29), Kitti Jadeane (CM, 28), Cassandra Preston (LM, 33, GRU), Apollo Hennessey (LM, 26), Marnus Sutton (ST, 33), Andre Walker (ST, 30), Azure Merkatz (ST, 25)

2. Chenoworth Rovers
Colours
White and blue
Nickname the Rovers
Manager Miron Campbell (52)
Key Players Pavel Owings (GK, 24), Alisandra Svava (RB, 34), Longinus Fenton (CB, 28), Gannon Livas (CB, 23), Jenna Drummond (LB, 24), Sarala Darzi (RM, 29, SRS), Dawn Bishop (CM, 26), Niko Babylon (CM, 25), Zophie Zarinchek (LM, 27, CDG), Petrarch Corbay (ST, 28), Raphael Wentworth (ST, 25)

3. Vermillion Wanderers
Colours
Green and yellow
Nickname the Wanderers
Manager Iona Britton (46)
Key Players Brand Hilton (GK, 34), Bard Holgate (GK, 26), Rena Kinross (RB, 30), Liana Lemuur (CB, 33, MRN), Patrik Alphonse (CB, 33), Archany Narang (LB, 29, SRS), Konrad Berg (DM, 27), Kayla Carling (CM, 25), Deni Cowler (CM, 24), Sandi Lupin (CM, 20), Morgan Chalice (RW, 23), Kanerva Herron (ST, 33), Declan Wharton (LW, 33, ETN)

4. Boltcroft Thorns
Colours
Green and black
Nickname the Thorns
Manager Phoenix Holler (57)
Key Players Marnid Volland (GK, 36), Daniel Opal (LB, 28), Olenna Trelawney (RM, 25), Constance Jameson (CM, 33), Annika Cashin (LM, 32), Marius Cervenka (ST, 30), Eyvind Rice (ST, 27)

5. Peregrine
Colours
Green and white
Nickname the Falconers
Manager Shana Elderwood (50)
Key Players Esme Haverford (GK, 25), Svenja Bowyer (RB, 35), Ecbert Thackeray (CB, 27), Audrey Curran (CB, 28), Claudia Jennings (CM, 30), Leticia Bramble (CM, 28), Con Hatzileftheriou (RW, 31), Eloise Dulwich (RW, 23), Ava Thatchwood (AM, 25), Felix Luthier (LW, 31), Tania Keenan (LW, 25), Genevieve Sparrowhawk (ST, 27), Linda Bollard (ST, 23)

6. West Brinemouth
Colours
Orange and black
Nickname the Gulls
Manager Marko Gaston (56)
Key Players Sigmund Perth (GK, 31), Piers Coleman (RB, 29), Royce Echehart (CB, 31), Marlena Hooper (CB, 29), Johan Ark (LB, 27), Ellen Benson (CM, 26), Lauren Favall (CM, 24), Jasper Worner (RW, 27), Elizabeth Cochrane (AM, 30, TLI), Amalda Haines (LW, 28), Rutger Thane (LW, 21), Andrey Soffer (ST, 23)

7. Cypher Town
Colours
Blue and red
Nickname the Eagles
Manager Vaila Cutcheon (50)
Key Players Marget Veld (GK, 34), Canas Meulenstein (CB, 32), Xene Vourvoulias (RM, 30), Marco Lakaszi (CM, 32, FFD), Imrishka Rosenshine (CM, 27), Matthew Chisholm (CM, 24), Keshet Brenner (LM, 32), Raymond Carels (ST, 30, NAC), Innocent Hargreaves (ST, 25)

8. Locksley
Colours
Maroon and white
Nickname the Brewers
Manager Lucan Schrader (51)
Key Players Adele Frey (RB, 28), Alexis Tymon (CB, 34), Constance Kluivert (CB, 28), Cassandra Weier (CB, 27), Brady Innes (RM, 31), Louise Tsolakis (CM, 32), Ephraim Lezaford (CM, 23), Leshi Bell (LM, 28), Petra Rubesch (ST, 32), Aurelio Yeseta (ST, 30, FFD)

9. Greygate
Colours
Grey and red
Nickname the Wardens
Manager Michi Leonard (46)
Key Players Marcela Harnik (RB, 32), Ruby George (CB, 34), Andrea Mavrias (CB, 32), Kyriakos Mesorounis (LB, 32), Soldiina Vormus (CM, 32, MRN), Russ Shallows (CM, 29), Rebecca Soutar (RW, 32), Meredith Lincoln (ST, 33), Leonhard Bertos (ST, 28)

10. AFC Serpentine
Colours
Green and blue
Nickname the Dragons
Manager Brandon Graf (47)
Key Players Christine Tabard (GK, 29), Shanna Oakes (RB, 31), Corren Toure (CB, 34), Jessava Smith (CB, 29), Aloysian March (LB, 31), Constantine Marx (RM, 29), Cheney Masters (CM, 31), Janus Tanzer (CM, 30), Maddox Rhine (LM, 30), Lyn Sheen (LM, 20), Uther Johnson (ST, 31), Jonas Rossi (ST, 29)

11. Corvette Maulers
Colours
Yellow and black
Nickname the Maulers
Manager Jasper Davison (48)
Key Players Amalia Florenzi (RB, 33, SVG), Jacqueline Mastiff (CB, 32), Kenzi Greyson (CB, 27), Kang Entai (LB, 32, YZH), Ignatia Bullock (DM, 28), Brom Fleet (CM, 29), Fifi Arnhem (CM, 25), Lysander Brezar (RW, 30), Ursa Kinbois (ST, 33), Andrea Bellmare (LW, 30)

12. Lindwurm Delta
Colours
Green and black
Nickname the Skimmers
Manager Lars Cousland (51)
Key Players Villanelle Chandler (RB, 27), Orion Pryor (CB, 32), Lenna Berwick (LB, 31), Kristen Rackham (RM, 26), Lucina Xavier (CM, 32), Melita Briskey (LM, 31), Asger Bosnar (ST, 32), Lamia Tjaden (ST, 19)

13. The Hanged Man
Colours
Red and black
Nickname THM
Manager
Key Players Penelope Banner (GK, 28), Wolfgang Bent (CB, 26), Leva Fernand (LB, 22), Merope Spyropoulos (DM, 34), Valdemar Hewes (CM, 29), Robyn Parker (LM, 33), Kuzman Nestorovski (ST, 28)

14. Autumnstone
Colours
Red and yellow
Nickname the Archers
Manager Tara Alban (49)
Key Players Klaus Marvell (CB, 26), Thorgan Brewer (RM, 25), Jill Sunderland (CM, 32), Kaya Scanlan (CM, 25, BRE), Shara Deamond (ST, 29), Zagreus Evans (ST, 29)

15. The Strongest
Colours
Burgundy and white
Nickname the Strongest
Manager Karin Mendicant (50)
Key Players Elaine Verlinden (GK, 33), Namara Beresford (CB, 32), Clovis Brettel (CB, 29), Perparim Vestager (LB, 33), Gervase Ascham (DM, 31), Uther Caskey (ST, 30)

16. Latin Enclave FC
Colours
Orange and black
Nickname the Enclave
Manager Konstanze Luitgard (45)
Key Players Raul Kellond (GK, 30), Rickard Keyne (RB, 33), Clarastasia Penn (CB, 31), Denisa Wilhelm (LB, 33), Gareth Forde (CM, 30), Brandon Whyte (LM, 27), Sagittarius Wright (ST, 34), Aston Bridges (ST, 26)

17. Lindmark Falcons
Colours
White and navy
Nickname the Falcons
Manager
Key Players Tremaine Bleak (CB, 22), Adnan Broad (CM, 29), Ardent Vale (CM, 23), Kiva Louis (RW, 26), Scanlan Wry (AM, 25), Dimi Taylor (ST, 29)

18. Lockheed Zenith
Colours
Green and white
Nickname the Raptors
Manager
Key Players Sarah Bentine (GK, 32), Aragon Smith (LB, 19), Naomi Spinner (CM, 26), Louise Degenek (LM, 25), Tania Brummer (ST, 32)

19. Ritter Town
Colours
White and orange
Nickname the Stallions
Manager Dorian Finn (54)
Key Players Rickard Berardi (RB, 31), Odo Vorstead (CB, 34), Ander Thornell (RM, 28), Jasper Trevelyan (CM, 26), Josi Carsten (ST, 27)

20. Lazuli Diamonds
Colours
Yellow and blue
Nickname the Diamonds
Manager Caspar Stahl (49)
Key Players Karla Dowling (GK, 30), Oblong Pieters (CB, 25), Chester Regis (CM, 33), Andreas Davis (LM, 31), Gisella Martyn (ST, 29)
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Postby Nephara » Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:03 am

Clubs in Focus - Zenith


Coret Hawks

There’s a sense, going into this cycle, that the ever-mercurial Hawks may be victim to their own success. Nobody predicted big things of them last cycle… cue Daniel Archer leading them to 4th place, earning himself a thoroughly deserved Emerald Crest in the process. Fiadh Buchan was titanic in the centre of the pitch and Sandra Middleton between the sticks, with the hard-knuckled defence key to the Hawks’ success. But all three figures are gone, now. Treason snapped up Buchan, Brinemouth took Middleton, and Archer himself moved to Kelssek.

He’s left the club his ambitious assistant, Reinhard Lockwood - a former goalkeeper at the club - and assurances that Lockwood played a pivotal role in the club’s successes. But the fact is that a managerial novice taking the helm is uninspiring from the fans’ perspective. Flavovespian veteran Kieron Player should offer some experience and somewhat fill Buchan’s boots, but in goal, with the venerable Matraxis also announcing his retirement (and uninspiring Brenecian journeywoman Wentworth picked up from ZRH), it looks as if Clariza Meyer will get the chance to stake her claim to the spot. She spent last season on loan at Vermillion Wanderers, a deeply difficult year but one where she acquitted herself as well as she could.

But the Hawks have plenty of quality beyond the key figures. From young guns like Swain and Segura - who will need to step up in the absence of Ysabet Belgrade, now in Savojarna - to a sheaf of more experienced players like Maradrogba, Rekawic and Moselle, who provided much of the attacking core last season and should remain competitive this time around. Expect a more direct and muscular style, shorn of Belgrave’s craft but with the brute force of Pawnbroker to call on… to say nothing of Piirs and Kapetanovic, a fierce and colossal central defensive partnership with significant set piece threat. But how will a thin side cope with the rigours of IFCF football?

Corinthians No Longer

Barossia United haven’t been in the top flight in decades, and a rebrand has passed since then, but CNL are the first Nepharan top-flight debutants in many, many years. They lead the league for much of the season, leaning heavily on a hypercharged attack that scored at almost three goals a game… onto which they’ve added an exceptional playmaker in Daescher, tricky winger Perez and the return of the prodigal son, Caelan McIntyre, whose year with Leichhardt showed he could cut it at this level even if the Stargazers themselves could not.

CNL are an odd side, the more middle-class, respectable face of the city of Creed, and it’s not unlikely that they’ll have nine or even ten foreigners on the pitch for many of their games. And just as Creed are a hard-bitten, attritional side, CNL have deserved a reputation as free-flowing technicians, marshalled by the promising 46-year old manager Sascha Dimitrius. They play an energetic and front-foot 4-3-3, good with the ball on the floor but unafraid to go long - especially with McIntyre back, and his power in the air to exploit. “We’re here to do more than just stay up,” Dimitrius boasts, “but to secure our position and look good doing it. I’ve every confidence the lads can get the job done.”

This season will be the first time a Creed derby is ever contested in the top flight. United have suffered from the loss of Tanith Xu, and reinvested in a scattergun of players. Expect a classic defence vs. attack clash, with plenty of fireworks - the two sides really, really do not like each other. Creed will also be battling against the drop this season, and along with a Barossia side that flatter to deceive and a Crisisbless United that look light on quality, CNL do stand a real chance of clawing their way to survival.

Crisisbless

The truism has it that some players, and some clubs, just have that dog in them. Treason, for instance, just have that way of gutting it out and getting over the line. Mostly because they specialise in buying players with that selfsame quality. From the same city, Chatswood have a reputation for the very same thing - that was what set them apart from a similarly physical but far more mercurial Morningstar side now mired in the third tier. At the international level, one can - unfortunately - look at Brenecia, a mediocre side that have nonetheless achieved surprising success.

Crisisbless categorically do not have that dog in them. They’ve always been in and around the title race, but so, so rarely got over the line, and not once in the past, Treason-dominated decade. But somehow, there’s something about this vintage that feels different. Because this Crisisbless side have a very Treason look about them; a core of young, exciting players entering the prime of their careers, and some players of undoubted elite quality. Some might say that theirs is a side that shouldn’t be title contenders… but, bluntly, the Zenith’s top sides have not quite been at the level of the past, of late.

Kosovare Fairweather’s the new manager, and has stamped down her authority with Nepharan international rightback August Kovac and, critically, the 23-year old striker Zinaida Woodcarver, likely to play a free role off the spearhead Ludwig. Crisisbless won’t be a magnificently complicated side in attack, but two lethal strikers, incisive wingers in Anharbour, Conrad and the excellent Anne-Marie Roux, backed by a rock-hard core… it’s a simple formula, but it could well prove effective. And keep an eye out for the emerging talent Geneva Kilgallon, eldest of a trio of highly-rated sisters… the daughters of Ror Jevdjevic-Hadsic.

Starling

When looking through the list of incomings and outgoings in the top flight, the really obvious one is Starling. Adalheid Metzelder said she was going to shake things up. She said the board backed her. And after a deeply mediocre season, her call for changes was heeded, as Metzelder looks to the The One to shift Starling’s ailing fortunes back in the right direction. What people did not expect was Starling to sign twelve new players.

They range from all types of profile and immediate expectation. There’s young guns like Þyrill Bjarnhéðinsson, one of the hottest prospects in Chromatik football, with a sheaf of other young, promising, foreign talents. There’s relatively few sure things who will immediately offer the winning quality Metzelder, an outspoken opponent of signing players from weaker sides, demands, but 22-year old Tamiika Vine and Treason midfielder Koerver, who has plenty of experience of winning, offer both youth and affordable quality. Novikov will also slot into the attack, while the intriguing figure of Steffie Garrett - a highly-rated player cruelled by injury - has attracted plenty of attention.

There’s shades of Claudia Cautcher, who Starling rehabilitated and turned into a Nephara international, but there’s signs Metzelder will ease her into the picture by design. “Having that player who can give you twenty-five, thirty minutes of hell and get the better of exhausted opponents is so crucial in the modern game,” she insisted, before demanding the press get over their ‘antiquated’ ideas of regular starting players as the be-all and end-all. “Steffie could well end our top scorer when the season’s over. It’s a squad game, and I’ve built a squad that can get us competing at the right end again.” But this year? “Maybe not,” she admitted. “It’ll take a while to embed my ideas.” Excuses in early, then. But no matter what, Starling are a deeply intriguing prospect.

Zenith Players to Watch

There’s been significant changes in Stahlburg City, but Lars Alvesen might be the most significant for their long-hoped for upward mobility. A top-quality striker, Alvesen should be worth every cent of the ₲7m (£11m) Stahlburg City shelled out for him. An absolute juggernaut of a centre-forward, Alvesen is the proper striker’s striker the Smiths have been crying out for, a comfortable upgrade over the industrious but unprolific Ariel Ballard. The only question about him is the ego… and Nepharim like a bit of ego.

But Stahlburg aren’t the only IFCF aspirant with a hot foreign up-and-comer on the books. Fresh off signing a fat four-year contract that reportedly banks ₲8.5m, Yonatoño de la Garza - whose public signing appeared staged by Corvistone specifically to put a pin in the rumour he doesn’t know how to write his own name - is a lovable puppy of a winger who boasts great pace, drive, heart… and most of all, an absolutely beautiful left-footed strike. Expect that mostly to be used slinging diagonal balls at Davor Kurtishi’s head, but he’s got plenty of goal threat in his own right.

North Sabrefell’s survival hopes may rest on the slim shoulders of Seeker Biscan, a sharp and spry midfielder who has occasionally been in the conversation for a Cormorants’ callup (albeit, something of a hipster choice). Biscan learned under veterans Neuwirth and Nephara centurion Shone for years, but last season was the first time they really got the chance to start week-in, week-out. They proved up to the challenge, and have been a pivotal part of North Sabrefell’s patient build-up play and hands-off, disciplined approach to winning back possession. So: a bolter for the Eagles’ Cup?

Clubs in Focus - 1Div


New Oakstone Phoenix

New Oakstone have quietly assembled a very good, young side, and this season, they look ready to take that final step towards the top flight. They’ve managed the feat of going from top flight to state leagues, and unlike almost any of those early sides that fell to obscurity, rebranded and bounced back. These days, New Oakstone is considered part of Corvistone’s northern outskirts, and the prospect of a capital derby in the top flight is an enticing one.

Last season - just their second in the top flight, and their first under novice manager Audrey Kennett - was magnificent, with the imperious veteran Micha Burkhard elevating a young side finding their feet at this level. Consider it found. Most of the season was spent in the promotion places, only falling away at the final stages, in large part owing to a lack of depth. The signings of Mesquelier and Talmay have bolstered their defensive credentials - 62 goals conceded was far more than any team above them - while rising star Anja Zoric has been signed from Brenecia and should hit the ground running. And keep an eye out for Scarlett Woods, an exciting loanee from the Phoenix’s Euran connections who should earn her spurs.

Phoenix make the most of their youth and pace with a physical, high-pressing 4-4-2, not really a technical side - though the excellent dribbler Antelmi-Evans and the silky-smooth former Brinemouth midfielder Burkhard offer a touch of that - but a concussive and effective one, with an eyecatching brand of high-risk football. Many of these players will rise high in the game… but will they be able to do so in the orange and black?

Cranequin City

Wait, what’s that on the team-sheet? Harri Glass, Georgia Pryce, Carrie Singh, and… ? Oh. Oh no. That’s right, baby, Corinne Mersiades’ Cranequin City are bringing the back three back to the second tier. Mersiades, a former playmaker of some fair repute, is a young and highly-rated manager who has undoubtedly made her Terracotta Army punch above their weight. She’s needed to. On paper, the side just isn’t… good. Promotion was earned off the back of an excellent defence, but goals were hard to come by for a promoted side, and Mersiades tried to avoid rotation owing to the low depth of the side.

Transfers have been scattergun. Deanna Freestone is necessary competition for Leoni Joyce in goal, but may not prove an upgrade. Hermann Eld, on loan from 1830 Cathair, has a lot of pressure for a 21-year old; he’ll need to be the main goalscorer. He is at this stage unlikely to ever pull on the white and blue, but there’s still a good future to play for. Carrie Singh is arguably the star, the clear leader of the defence, with veteran Pryce likely to sweep in behind, while journeyman Jakob Burnes fits more in the mould of a clever pickup than a player who will truly elevate the midfield.

Doom and gloom? Maybe, maybe even to excess. For her part, Mersiades has fiercely assaulted her critics at every turn, memorably savaging them as ‘small-minded troglodytes’ in the wake of her success in the playoff over a ‘frankly, primitive’ Chenoworth Rovers. And in honesty, the low end of 1Div does not look especially strong in general; an aging, creaking Stahlburg Rovers, or a mercurial Gonen’s Bridge still leaning on Farfish free agents, could each easily prop City above the danger zone. And it would, in all truth, be nice to see a new idea thrive… just every once in a while. Mersiades is surely destined for greater things, so long as she can at least make her side look credible this season.

1Div Players to Watch

There are some excellent goalkeepers in the second tier - Libuda at Chatswood, Soler at Southfell, now Peridot at Goodfeather - but Belgrave’s Caelan Wright is arguably the best of the lot and, at 22, has plenty of room to grow. She’ll have plenty to do, as well. Ganymede Hooper’s side play a high line and rely heavily on distribution from the back; Wright plays a pivotal role in sweeping and in safely stroking the ball around the back, and in addition to this is absolutely no slouch as a shot-stopper. All that’s left to work on is her strength; too often she’s been knocked flat trying to command her area. This is absolutely her last season in the second tier, though.

Southfell United are most peoples’ favourites for promotion, having done the requisite dusting off and recuperating. They’ve taken a leaf out of the Harriers’ book, trusting in youth up front. 20-year old Ravil Kulesza will hope to follow in Felixe Vetiver’s footsteps, an intelligent and athletic centre-forward who makes all the right runs but has only sometimes found the finishing touch in front of goal. But given consistent starts up front - and an excellent trident of attacking midfielders, including new acquisition Keepsake - he should rack up the goals. If not, Bernard Zeman will need to step up.

If unfancied Gonen’s Bridge are to stay up this season, expect Baptiste Ziczi to be at the centre of it. The 24-year old Farf was arguably unlucky not to win the 2Div Jade Ball over his central midfield partner, Natali Pendrell, but where Pendrell offers quiet, resolute shielding play, Ziczi’s the one who can provide those moments of magic that turn a game. His only weaknesses are his height (shrimpy) and his impetuous approach to pressing. He’s no soft playmaker who won’t get stuck in; in fact, he got three red cards last season… which is probably why he didn’t get the Jade Ball. But it does make his 16 goals and 12 assists even more impressive.
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MATCHDAY 1
Aries Chariots 3-1 Barossia United
North Sabrefell 3-3 Corinthians No Longer
Raven River 4-0 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Newrook City
Brinemouth 7-0 Creed United
Coret Hawks 4-1 Vermillion Rage
AFC Corvistone 1-2 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 0-0 Starling
North Laithland 0-2 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 2
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless United 3-1 Barossia United
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 North Sabrefell
Newrook City 0-2 Raven River
Creed United 6-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Treason 2-5 Brinemouth
Starling 2-1 Coret Hawks
Stahlburg City 0-1 AFC Corvistone
North Laithland 0-1 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 3
Aries Chariots 3-1 Crisisbless United
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Barossia United 1-0 Newrook City
North Sabrefell 2-0 Creed United
Raven River 2-4 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Moths 2-2 Starling
Brinemouth 0-0 Stahlburg City
Coret Hawks 3-1 North Laithland
AFC Corvistone 2-2 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 4
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Aries Chariots
Newrook City 4-1 Crisisbless United
Creed United 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Barossia United
AFC Treason 4-0 North Sabrefell
Starling 0-3 Raven River
Stahlburg City 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
North Laithland 3-9 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless 1-0 Brinemouth
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 5
Aries Chariots 3-2 Newrook City
Chenoworth Harriers 5-1 Creed United
Crisisbless United 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Corinthians No Longer 0-3 AFC Treason
Barossia United 2-1 Starling
North Sabrefell 0-2 Stahlburg City
Raven River 2-0 North Laithland
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth 2-0 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 6
Creed United 0-3 Aries Chariots
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Newrook City
AFC Treason 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 1-1 Crisisbless United
Stahlburg City 3-1 Corinthians No Longer
North Laithland 1-2 Barossia United
Crisisbless 1-0 North Sabrefell
AFC Corvistone 5-1 Raven River
Coret Hawks 4-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Brinemouth 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 7
Aries Chariots 3-0 Vermillion Rage
Creed United 0-1 AFC Treason
Newrook City 1-2 Starling
Chenoworth Harriers 3-4 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless United 3-3 North Laithland
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Crisisbless
Barossia United 1-1 AFC Corvistone
North Sabrefell 2-0 Coret Hawks
Raven River 3-0 Brinemouth
Sabrefell Athletic 4-4 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 8
AFC Treason 1-1 Aries Chariots
Starling 0-0 Vermillion Rage
Stahlburg City 1-1 Creed United
North Laithland 1-0 Newrook City
Crisisbless 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Corvistone 3-1 Crisisbless United
Coret Hawks 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 5-1 Barossia United
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Raven River
MATCHDAY 9
Aries Chariots 3-1 Starling
AFC Treason 1-3 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Rage 1-2 North Laithland
Creed United 0-2 Crisisbless
Newrook City 4-1 AFC Corvistone
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Coret Hawks
Crisisbless United 0-5 Brinemouth
Corinthians No Longer 4-1 Sabrefell Moths
Barossia United 1-2 Sabrefell Athletic
North Sabrefell 2-3 Raven River
MATCHDAY 10
Stahlburg City 1-0 Aries Chariots
North Laithland 0-0 Starling
Crisisbless 0-1 AFC Treason
AFC Corvistone 3-2 Vermillion Rage
Coret Hawks 6-1 Creed United
Brinemouth 0-0 Newrook City
Sabrefell Moths 1-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Athletic 6-2 Crisisbless United
Raven River 4-0 Corinthians No Longer
North Sabrefell 0-2 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 11
Aries Chariots 3-1 North Laithland
Stahlburg City 1-1 Crisisbless
Starling 1-0 AFC Corvistone
AFC Treason 2-4 Coret Hawks
Vermillion Rage 0-2 Brinemouth
Creed United 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Newrook City 2-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Raven River
Crisisbless United 2-3 North Sabrefell
Corinthians No Longer 5-2 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 12
Crisisbless 2-2 Aries Chariots
AFC Corvistone 4-4 North Laithland
Coret Hawks 2-0 Stahlburg City
Brinemouth 2-1 Starling
Sabrefell Moths 1-3 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Athletic 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Raven River 1-2 Creed United
North Sabrefell 1-4 Newrook City
Barossia United 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Corinthians No Longer 4-1 Crisisbless United
MATCHDAY 13
Aries Chariots 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 1-0 Coret Hawks
North Laithland 1-2 Brinemouth
Stahlburg City 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
Starling 0-4 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Treason 5-1 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 2-1 North Sabrefell
Creed United 3-0 Barossia United
Newrook City 2-2 Corinthians No Longer
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 Crisisbless United
MATCHDAY 14
Coret Hawks 0-1 Aries Chariots
Brinemouth 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Moths 1-5 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 North Laithland
Raven River 0-0 Stahlburg City
North Sabrefell 1-1 Starling
Barossia United 0-2 AFC Treason
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless United 2-0 Creed United
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 15
Aries Chariots 0-2 Brinemouth
Coret Hawks 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless 0-1 Raven River
North Laithland 1-1 North Sabrefell
Stahlburg City 2-0 Barossia United
Starling 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 9-1 Crisisbless United
Vermillion Rage 2-4 Chenoworth Harriers
Creed United 0-1 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 16
Sabrefell Moths 0-2 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Brinemouth
Raven River 1-5 Coret Hawks
North Sabrefell 0-0 AFC Corvistone
Barossia United 0-1 Crisisbless
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 North Laithland
Crisisbless United 2-1 Stahlburg City
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 Starling
Newrook City 0-0 AFC Treason
Creed United 0-2 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 17
Aries Chariots 3-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Sabrefell Moths 4-5 Raven River
Brinemouth 5-1 North Sabrefell
Coret Hawks 4-1 Barossia United
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless 14-1 Crisisbless United
North Laithland 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Stahlburg City 0-1 Newrook City
Starling 3-1 Creed United
AFC Treason 2-1 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 18
Raven River 4-1 Aries Chariots
North Sabrefell 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Barossia United 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Corinthians No Longer 3-0 Brinemouth
Crisisbless United 1-1 Coret Hawks
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Newrook City 1-5 Crisisbless
Creed United 0-3 North Laithland
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Stahlburg City
AFC Treason 1-0 Starling
MATCHDAY 19
Aries Chariots 3-1 North Sabrefell
Raven River 2-1 Barossia United
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Moths 7-4 Crisisbless United
Brinemouth 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Coret Hawks 3-3 Newrook City
AFC Corvistone 0-1 Creed United
Crisisbless 3-0 Vermillion Rage
North Laithland 1-3 AFC Treason
Stahlburg City 0-1 Starling


The first half of the season has been a rough one… for some clubs. Spare a thought for advertisers desperately trying to claim that the league is closer than ever. It’s a really hard sell when Creed come out to play against Brinemouth on the first matchday and get shelled 7-0. It’s not a complicated match; Brinemouth identify Creed’s fullbacks, debutant Reed and 18-year old Montoy in place of the experienced Esterling, as weaknesses, and mercilessly destroy them on the flanks all game. Cutback after cutback.

Then again, maybe the league is more even than ever. The second round sees Creed concede within just three minutes to Sabrefell Athletic, Womack’s diagonal ball flicked into the net by Tristram, beating Aston too easily… but something strange happens. Creed roar back. Zaza Kirkland and Tara Shanthi, the two midfield jewels of the Oathmen, both score and both assist in the first half. But Athletic pull back to 3-2 in injury time, Gannot dragging an agonisingly slow finish past an unsighted Aston. Does this mean Athletic will crush them in the second half? No. It means-- or, well, has nothing to do with, but what happens is, Angus Guinness breaks his bonds to score a second-half perfect hat-trick. A scuffed left-footed tap-in, a thumping right-footed volley and a flicked header from a peach of a Reed cross.

So does that mean Creed are… good? No. By the halfway mark, they’ve scored under a goal a game (despite that 6-2!) and conceded more than two a game, sitting in the playoff position. North Sabrefell have been worse, but in a quiet kind of way. No standout awful results. A couple of good ones. But all on aggregate, 13 points by the halfway point of the season get Leigh Flute fired, Nikita Loeher quickly installed in her place. What about Crisisbless United, on the foot of the table a point below… ? Ahaha… well, they’ve had an interesting time.

Things started badly with a 4-0 defeat to Raven River. Welcome back to the Zenith! And in the matches to come, they largely just didn’t quite look up to standard. Topaz Caulker up front couldn’t reliably convert chances; Lori Cillian and Jane Fussell both looked deeply porous at leftback. Goalkeeper Radoslav Blaha started terribly, played his way into form and then sustained a shoulder injury taking a heavy fall. Dorothea Soumare, an Askari international, took over and made a good start. United beat Creed 2-0, a beautiful free kick from Arkhipov followed up by a grass-cutter from teenage substitute Traci Keener. Then…

Well, the less said the better about their 9-1 demolition at Treason. Volga Hoellerer insisted it was just a bad day at the office. Well, that’s one way to put it. It was a scorigami for the Zenith, to which Crisisbless United are no strangers; they have, after all, produced unique 10-0, 11-0 and 13-0 wins in the Cup, responsible for three of the four biggest demolitions in the competition. They shaped up brilliantly, bounced back to beat Stahlburg City 2-1. Everyone was, very briefly, talking about their resiliency in the face of strife.

Woodcarver 2’ 9’ 41’ pen 56’ 76’ 90+3’
Delasra 13’
Roux 22’
Makatsch 27’
Arniston 36’ 53’
Kolar 68’
Kilgallon 86’
Conrad 90+1’
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Braxton 63’

Record win:
Sabrefell Athletic 10-0 Stahlburg Rovers, 78
Crisisbless 14-1 Crisisbless United, 86

Record for goals in a game:
14 - Parrhesia United 5-9 Crisisbless, 84
15 - Crisisbless 14-1 Crisisbless United, 86

Record for goals in a game by an individual:
5 -
Cheney Bittencourt, CRN 0-7 TRE, 53
Olgina Harrison, CRN 3-7 RVR, 58
Sipke Tarala, NLA 1-10 SFA, 74


6 - Zinaida Woodcarver, CRI 14-1 CRU, 86


No words. Volga Hoellerer steps down two days later, and suggestions from the club are she was pushed as much as jumped. It’s a pity; they park the bus and get a point against Coret, 22-year old goalkeeper Barry Keane impressing on debut… then they and he ship seven against the Moths. North Laithland and Barossia United round out the teams going under a point a game, with CNL sitting pretty-ish on 20 points.

So those are the crap teams. Who is doing well? Syrene Cazador’s made an excellent start to life with Chenoworth Harriers, winning four of their first five games and currently on a new unbeaten streak of five. The most recent: a cathartic day for Meinhard Gates, who has excelled for the Harriers after never really getting a chance at Brinemouth. Naturally, when the time comes to play against Brinemouth, Gates keeps a clean sheet and makes a string of impressive saves en route. The Harriers make fewer chances, but sharp ones that keep Sandra Middleton, Brinemouth’s new goalkeeper, on her toes. A frenetic, high-quality match that nevertheless ends scoreless, leaving the Harriers in 7th and pushing Brinemouth off the top of the table.

And of course it’s Treason that replace them. Pundits hoped for them to slip, just for the sake of interest in the league. Not happening! They lost the Classic early in the season, picekd apart 5-2 at home by a clinical Brinemouth, but since then that midfield has simply overpowered all-comers, and Roskvi goes from strength to strength (and gets uglier and uglier) up top, currently top scorer of the league with 14 goals and a princely one assist. So who is locked on points at the top with them? It’s not 14-goal legends Crisisbless, they’re three points adrift (albeit, unsurprisingly, with the best goal difference in the league). Nor is it either of the Sabrefell sides, who have both been wildly inconsistent this season - Penumbra Amokachi is a popular choice for the next manager sacked - nor the underwhelming Stahlburg and Corvistone in midtable.

It isn’t the excellent Raven River, either. They’ve taken the fight to the top teams, and delivered some eye-catching dismantlings along the way. Treason were able to outlast their press, true, but they crushed Brinemouth 3-0, edged a 10-man Crisisbless 1-0, and manager Dragan Stavanger even got the better of his mentor, Amokachi, in a thrilling 5-4 over the Moths. And River did easily defeat the Chariots 4-1, a masterclass of high-pressing, tough-tackling midfield play, constantly keeping up pressure, Shehu and Brass finishing clinically, the final result sending shockwaves across the league. But why the Chariots?

Because the Chariots are second, only off top spot on goal difference. It’s hard to say exactly what Lexus Ulreich’s done to them; they’re a fluid, lethal unit in attack, but they’ve also hugely impressed in the other areas of the pitch. November Besand has had a stunning renaissance between the sticks, turning 33 recently, his distribution key and his shot-stopping exceptional; Rasanamira and Lillehammer ahead of him have been imperious, while some Chariots fans have dared ask if the unheralded leftback Paige Dewinter might even be an upgrade on the departed Nephara international Kyri Levering. And from time to time, young guns Krneta, Shearer, Taphouse and Roskar have stepped up and made themselves counted, growing into frequent sights off the bench.

So. Nineteen games down, Treason - somehow, and yet also unsurprisingly - are on top of the league, but three clubs are within three points of pulling them in. North Sabrefell and the Chequers are in the mud, with Barossia United, North Laithland and Creed scrapping to avoid them and CNL not so far out of reach.

MATCHDAY 1
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Cranequin City
Brookford Otters 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Diamondqueen 1-2 Aries Solitaire
Stahlburg Rovers 0-4 Leichhardt
Belgrave 1-1 Parrhesia United
AFC Rochford 1-1 Chatswood
Iron City 2-1 Mantlegrove
Chardonnay Rangers 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Southfell United 2-1 South Laithland
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 2
Gonen's Bridge 1-6 Cranequin Wanderers
Aries Solitaire 1-0 Cranequin City
Leichhardt 2-2 Brookford Otters
Parrhesia United 3-1 Diamondqueen
Chatswood 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Mantlegrove 1-1 Belgrave
Alliance Barossia 0-2 AFC Rochford
South Laithland 0-1 Iron City
Goodfeather FC 3-5 Chardonnay Rangers
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 3
Cranequin Wanderers 3-0 Aries Solitaire
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Leichhardt
Cranequin City 1-2 Parrhesia United
Brookford Otters 1-0 Chatswood
Diamondqueen 3-1 Mantlegrove
Stahlburg Rovers 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Belgrave 0-1 South Laithland
AFC Rochford 1-4 Goodfeather FC
Iron City 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Chardonnay Rangers 4-0 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 4
Leichhardt 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Parrhesia United 6-4 Aries Solitaire
Chatswood 4-1 Gonen's Bridge
Mantlegrove 2-0 Cranequin City
Alliance Barossia 3-1 Brookford Otters
South Laithland 1-2 Diamondqueen
Goodfeather FC 4-0 Stahlburg Rovers
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 Belgrave
Southfell United 1-0 AFC Rochford
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 Iron City
MATCHDAY 5
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Parrhesia United
Leichhardt 1-0 Chatswood
Aries Solitaire 3-0 Mantlegrove
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Cranequin City 0-2 South Laithland
Brookford Otters 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Diamondqueen 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Southfell United
Belgrave 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Rochford 1-0 Iron City
MATCHDAY 6
Chatswood 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Mantlegrove 3-0 Parrhesia United
Alliance Barossia 4-2 Leichhardt
South Laithland 1-1 Aries Solitaire
Goodfeather FC 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
New Oakstone Phoenix 7-0 Cranequin City
Southfell United 5-0 Brookford Otters
Chardonnay Rangers 1-2 Diamondqueen
Iron City 3-0 Stahlburg Rovers
AFC Rochford 1-2 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 7
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Mantlegrove
Chatswood 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 2-3 South Laithland
Leichhardt 1-4 Goodfeather FC
Aries Solitaire 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Gonen's Bridge 0-3 Southfell United
Cranequin City 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Brookford Otters 4-1 Iron City
Diamondqueen 2-0 AFC Rochford
Stahlburg Rovers 4-1 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 8
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
South Laithland 3-0 Mantlegrove
Goodfeather FC 0-2 Chatswood
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-0 Parrhesia United
Southfell United 4-0 Leichhardt
Chardonnay Rangers 6-1 Aries Solitaire
Iron City 2-0 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Rochford 1-0 Cranequin City
Belgrave 0-0 Brookford Otters
Stahlburg Rovers 2-2 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 9
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 South Laithland
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Mantlegrove 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Chatswood 1-1 Southfell United
Parrhesia United 2-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Leichhardt 1-0 Iron City
Aries Solitaire 0-2 AFC Rochford
Gonen's Bridge 0-4 Belgrave
Cranequin City 2-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Brookford Otters 2-1 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 10
Goodfeather FC 2-3 Cranequin Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 South Laithland
Southfell United 4-0 Alliance Barossia
Chardonnay Rangers 3-2 Mantlegrove
Iron City 0-1 Chatswood
AFC Rochford 1-2 Parrhesia United
Belgrave 1-2 Leichhardt
Stahlburg Rovers 1-5 Aries Solitaire
Diamondqueen 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Brookford Otters 2-0 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 11
Cranequin Wanderers 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Goodfeather FC 3-4 Southfell United
South Laithland 1-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Alliance Barossia 0-4 Iron City
Mantlegrove 1-1 AFC Rochford
Chatswood 3-1 Belgrave
Parrhesia United 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Leichhardt 1-3 Diamondqueen
Aries Solitaire 2-0 Brookford Otters
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 12
Southfell United 4-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Iron City 2-1 Goodfeather FC
AFC Rochford 1-1 South Laithland
Belgrave 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Stahlburg Rovers 0-0 Mantlegrove
Diamondqueen 1-1 Chatswood
Brookford Otters 1-1 Parrhesia United
Cranequin City 0-1 Leichhardt
Gonen's Bridge 2-3 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 13
Cranequin Wanderers 0-4 Chardonnay Rangers
Southfell United 1-0 Iron City
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 AFC Rochford
Goodfeather FC 4-0 Belgrave
South Laithland 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Diamondqueen
Mantlegrove 3-0 Brookford Otters
Chatswood 2-0 Cranequin City
Parrhesia United 5-0 Gonen's Bridge
Leichhardt 3-0 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 14
Iron City 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
AFC Rochford 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Belgrave 2-2 Southfell United
Stahlburg Rovers 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Diamondqueen 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Brookford Otters 1-1 South Laithland
Cranequin City 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Mantlegrove
Aries Solitaire 0-0 Chatswood
Leichhardt 1-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 15
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 AFC Rochford
Iron City 1-3 Belgrave
Chardonnay Rangers 4-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Southfell United 3-1 Diamondqueen
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-0 Brookford Otters
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Cranequin City
South Laithland 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Mantlegrove 0-2 Leichhardt
Chatswood 1-0 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 16
Belgrave 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Stahlburg Rovers 2-1 AFC Rochford
Diamondqueen 0-1 Iron City
Brookford Otters 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Cranequin City 1-4 Southfell United
Gonen's Bridge 2-10 New Oakstone Phoenix
Aries Solitaire 0-1 Goodfeather FC
Leichhardt 1-1 South Laithland
Parrhesia United 2-1 Alliance Barossia
Chatswood 1-1 Mantlegrove
MATCHDAY 17
Cranequin Wanderers 5-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Belgrave 1-2 Diamondqueen
AFC Rochford 0-1 Brookford Otters
Iron City 0-0 Cranequin City
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 Gonen's Bridge
Southfell United 6-1 Aries Solitaire
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Leichhardt
Goodfeather FC 3-5 Parrhesia United
South Laithland 0-2 Chatswood
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Mantlegrove
MATCHDAY 18
Diamondqueen 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Brookford Otters 2-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Cranequin City 1-1 Belgrave
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 AFC Rochford
Aries Solitaire 2-0 Iron City
Leichhardt 0-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Parrhesia United 3-5 Southfell United
Chatswood 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Mantlegrove 2-2 Goodfeather FC
Alliance Barossia 0-1 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 19
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Brookford Otters
Diamondqueen 2-0 Cranequin City
Stahlburg Rovers 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Belgrave 3-0 Aries Solitaire
AFC Rochford 0-1 Leichhardt
Iron City 1-3 Parrhesia United
Chardonnay Rangers 2-2 Chatswood
Southfell United 3-1 Mantlegrove
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Goodfeather FC 1-0 South Laithland

Three games in, people were pointing and laughing. There’d been talk of Southfell as a juggernaut for the league, a mixture of thrilling local talent emerging into their primes and hardened Zenith experience. Much was made of the combination of Valletta Keepsake’s passes to Ravil Kulesza’s feet… and all under the auspices of veteran manager Bess Gannon. Yet they’d started the season deeply unconvincingly. A 2-1 win over South Laithland was only saved by substitutes Zeman and nominative determinism’s Mikael Tanner, Keepsake’s direct free kick salvaged a point against New Oakstone before the big test, Chardonnay Rangers, hosted them.

Oden, Swann, Niemi, Pasquier. A clean sheet for Ivan Masterly. 4-0 Chardonnay; the Tanners left in shambles. And people were laughing at all the bullish pre-season predictions.

Naturally, Southfell haven’t lost since. Actually, they’ve only dropped four points since. They’ve trashed Leichhardt and Alliance 4-0, Brookford 5-0, put five past Parrhesia in Vermillion and smashed Soli 6-1, winning their past five straight, and not only is Ravil Kulesza the hottest property in the division with eighteen goals but he’s the top scorer outright, Anja Zoric’s 14 the only competitor.

Zoric is undoubtedly why the Phoenices are in the three-way title fight, though curiously, ten of those goals have come in three games. 7-0 against Cranequin City? Hat-trick. 6-0 against Parrhesia? Hat-trick. 10-2 in Gonen’s Bridge? Two goals from open play, a penalty to seal the hat-trick… and then a fourth for good measure. They, too, have won their last five straight, and Chardonnay are barely a step behind, Gerik Ramsey’s tough, brutal side getting the job done. Rarely pretty, always efficient, they’re just six points out… and hold a nine-point advantage on Chatswood and Parrhesia below. It isn’t hard to see why. Chatswood don’t score enough, Parrhesia concede too many. This season, tough defences and ruthless attacks are required to slug it out at the business end.

As you can probably infer from those scorelines, of the pomoted sides, Gonen’s and Cranequin City really haven’t been doing so hot. With just three wins between them, they’ve been too bad to even really be interesting to talk about. But they’ve enabled Snowy Brennan’s Sisyphean Stahlburg Rovers relegation challenge to continue, an increasingly appalling squad somehow gutting out juuust enough results. A 2-1 win over Gonen’s Bridge in the 19th round is pivotal to their survival, Feistle’s diagonal long ball driven home by Dimitar Guzan and Mari Tone scoring a direct free kick three minutes later to help them believe, and to deny the Warriors their chance to overtake. Rochford do not remotely look safe, and neither does Hecubah Statkis in the job; too slow, too unimaginative, and an injury to Emil Dajo hasn’t helped; nor has their awful depth full of past-it veterans.

Soli, however, have done well to rise above it all, eight points from danger. Young guns Leitch and loanee Sæi Adríansson have excelled at the back, while Vanessa Mulder - never prolific at the best of times, before - has come up with a respectable seven of Soli’s 18 goals. But it’s the experienced 29-year old double pivot of Hayes and Banks - one to sit, one to run - that have really underpinned their success. All still to play for, but at the business ends of the table, the picture is crystallising.

MATCHDAY 1
Boltcroft Thorns 2-0 Lockheed Zenith
The Strongest 3-4 Ritter Town
Latin Enclave FC 0-0 Lindmark Falcons
The Hanged Man 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Morningstar 3-1 Peregrine
Greygate 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Lindwurm Delta 1-2 AFC Serpentine
Cypher Town 1-1 Locksley
Autumnstone 1-4 Lazuli Diamonds
Corvette Maulers 0-3 West Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 2
Ritter Town 2-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Lindmark Falcons 2-3 Lockheed Zenith
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 The Strongest
Peregrine 9-2 Latin Enclave FC
Chenoworth Rovers 3-0 The Hanged Man
AFC Serpentine 0-1 Morningstar
Locksley 1-2 Greygate
Lazuli Diamonds 2-2 Lindwurm Delta
West Brinemouth 1-0 Cypher Town
Corvette Maulers 0-0 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 3
Boltcroft Thorns 2-0 Lindmark Falcons
Ritter Town 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Lockheed Zenith 0-0 Peregrine
The Strongest 0-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Latin Enclave FC 2-3 AFC Serpentine
The Hanged Man 1-0 Locksley
Morningstar 3-2 Lazuli Diamonds
Greygate 1-0 West Brinemouth
Lindwurm Delta 2-3 Corvette Maulers
Cypher Town 1-1 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 4
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Peregrine 2-0 Lindmark Falcons
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Ritter Town
AFC Serpentine 4-2 Lockheed Zenith
Locksley 2-2 The Strongest
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 Latin Enclave FC
West Brinemouth 1-0 The Hanged Man
Corvette Maulers 2-1 Morningstar
Autumnstone 1-2 Greygate
Cypher Town 1-0 Lindwurm Delta
MATCHDAY 5
Boltcroft Thorns 2-3 Peregrine
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Lindmark Falcons 3-1 AFC Serpentine
Ritter Town 0-3 Locksley
Lockheed Zenith 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
The Strongest 1-0 West Brinemouth
Latin Enclave FC 0-1 Corvette Maulers
The Hanged Man 0-0 Autumnstone
Morningstar 2-0 Cypher Town
Greygate 5-0 Lindwurm Delta
MATCHDAY 6
Chenoworth Rovers 3-1 Boltcroft Thorns
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Peregrine
Locksley 1-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Lazuli Diamonds 2-4 Lindmark Falcons
West Brinemouth 0-2 Ritter Town
Corvette Maulers 4-0 Lockheed Zenith
Autumnstone 2-0 The Strongest
Cypher Town 2-0 Latin Enclave FC
Lindwurm Delta 2-0 The Hanged Man
Greygate 0-1 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 7
Boltcroft Thorns 6-0 AFC Serpentine
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Locksley
Peregrine 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 West Brinemouth
Lindmark Falcons 4-3 Corvette Maulers
Ritter Town 1-3 Autumnstone
Lockheed Zenith 1-2 Cypher Town
The Strongest 1-3 Lindwurm Delta
Latin Enclave FC 2-3 Greygate
The Hanged Man 0-2 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 8
Locksley 1-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Lazuli Diamonds 2-4 AFC Serpentine
West Brinemouth 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Corvette Maulers 1-4 Peregrine
Autumnstone 3-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Cypher Town 3-1 Lindmark Falcons
Lindwurm Delta 4-1 Ritter Town
Greygate 3-0 Lockheed Zenith
Morningstar 5-2 The Strongest
The Hanged Man 2-1 Latin Enclave FC
MATCHDAY 9
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Locksley 0-0 West Brinemouth
AFC Serpentine 1-1 Corvette Maulers
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Autumnstone
Peregrine 3-4 Cypher Town
Vermillion Wanderers 2-4 Lindwurm Delta
Lindmark Falcons 0-3 Greygate
Ritter Town 2-2 Morningstar
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 The Hanged Man
The Strongest 1-1 Latin Enclave FC
MATCHDAY 10
West Brinemouth 0-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Corvette Maulers 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Autumnstone 0-0 Locksley
Cypher Town 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Lindwurm Delta 1-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Greygate 0-2 Peregrine
Morningstar 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
The Hanged Man 1-3 Lindmark Falcons
Latin Enclave FC 1-2 Ritter Town
The Strongest 0-4 Lockheed Zenith
MATCHDAY 11
Boltcroft Thorns 3-1 Corvette Maulers
West Brinemouth 0-0 Autumnstone
Lazuli Diamonds 0-1 Cypher Town
Locksley 4-0 Lindwurm Delta
AFC Serpentine 2-2 Greygate
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Morningstar
Peregrine 1-1 The Hanged Man
Vermillion Wanderers 2-1 Latin Enclave FC
Lindmark Falcons 4-1 The Strongest
Ritter Town 0-3 Lockheed Zenith
MATCHDAY 12
Autumnstone 2-6 Boltcroft Thorns
Cypher Town 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 West Brinemouth
Greygate 1-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Morningstar 1-2 Locksley
The Hanged Man 5-0 AFC Serpentine
Latin Enclave FC 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
The Strongest 0-4 Peregrine
Lockheed Zenith 2-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Ritter Town 1-2 Lindmark Falcons
MATCHDAY 13
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Cypher Town
Autumnstone 4-3 Lindwurm Delta
Corvette Maulers 1-2 Greygate
West Brinemouth 3-3 Morningstar
Lazuli Diamonds 1-1 The Hanged Man
Locksley 3-0 Latin Enclave FC
AFC Serpentine 2-1 The Strongest
Chenoworth Rovers 5-1 Lockheed Zenith
Peregrine 1-1 Ritter Town
Vermillion Wanderers 3-0 Lindmark Falcons
MATCHDAY 14
Lindwurm Delta 1-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Greygate 1-1 Cypher Town
Morningstar 3-0 Autumnstone
The Hanged Man 2-4 Corvette Maulers
Latin Enclave FC 0-0 West Brinemouth
The Strongest 4-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Lockheed Zenith 1-2 Locksley
Ritter Town 3-3 AFC Serpentine
Lindmark Falcons 1-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Vermillion Wanderers 2-1 Peregrine
MATCHDAY 15
Boltcroft Thorns 0-1 Greygate
Lindwurm Delta 3-3 Morningstar
Cypher Town 0-1 The Hanged Man
Autumnstone 2-3 Latin Enclave FC
Corvette Maulers 2-0 The Strongest
West Brinemouth 4-3 Lockheed Zenith
Lazuli Diamonds 3-0 Ritter Town
Locksley 2-0 Lindmark Falcons
AFC Serpentine 0-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Peregrine
MATCHDAY 16
Morningstar 0-2 Boltcroft Thorns
The Hanged Man 1-1 Greygate
Latin Enclave FC 3-0 Lindwurm Delta
The Strongest 2-1 Cypher Town
Lockheed Zenith 0-1 Autumnstone
Ritter Town 1-1 Corvette Maulers
Lindmark Falcons 1-3 West Brinemouth
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Peregrine 1-1 Locksley
Chenoworth Rovers 0-3 AFC Serpentine
MATCHDAY 17
Boltcroft Thorns 2-0 The Hanged Man
Morningstar 2-0 Latin Enclave FC
Greygate 2-1 The Strongest
Lindwurm Delta 2-1 Lockheed Zenith
Cypher Town 2-0 Ritter Town
Autumnstone 0-1 Lindmark Falcons
Corvette Maulers 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
West Brinemouth 1-1 Peregrine
Lazuli Diamonds 2-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Locksley 1-1 AFC Serpentine
MATCHDAY 18
Latin Enclave FC 2-2 Boltcroft Thorns
The Strongest 1-0 The Hanged Man
Lockheed Zenith 1-2 Morningstar
Ritter Town 1-0 Greygate
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Lindwurm Delta
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Cypher Town
Peregrine 0-1 Autumnstone
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Corvette Maulers
AFC Serpentine 2-1 West Brinemouth
Locksley 4-0 Lazuli Diamonds
MATCHDAY 19
Boltcroft Thorns 7-1 The Strongest
Latin Enclave FC 5-2 Lockheed Zenith
The Hanged Man 2-0 Ritter Town
Morningstar 0-1 Lindmark Falcons
Greygate 1-5 Vermillion Wanderers
Lindwurm Delta 0-3 Peregrine
Cypher Town 0-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Autumnstone 3-0 AFC Serpentine
Corvette Maulers 0-1 Locksley
West Brinemouth 2-2 Lazuli Diamonds


Rensenbrink Cup
Fully Sick XI 2-3 Broadenburg Tor
Hartford Glade 2-1 South Parrhesia
Brinemouth Krakens 1-0 Riverkey
Stockyard Hounds 1-1 AFC Hoxenhaven (1-1 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Besand's Folly 0-0 AFC Shrikeroost (1-0 AET)
Crownsend Journey 2-2 Ringway (3-2 AET)
Rushe United 1-3 Chenoworth Teutons
Stilwell Kickers 0-0 Corvistone City (0-1 AET)
Coret Rovers 2-2 Hackett (2-3 AET)
Strephonage 3-1 Martane Place
Grey Egress 0-0 Mueller's Crossing (0-0 AET, 4-5 PKs)
Kommissar 3-0 Cypher Nightwatch
Kensey Town 2-1 Long Lake
Sutcroft 0-1 Crisisbless Athletic
Iberia Chenoworth 0-1 AFC Shale
AFC Fassbend 1-0 Cranequin Souths
Downsparrow 3-1 The Travellers FC
Constance Park 0-0 Coret Hammerheads (0-0 AET, 0-3 PKs)
Moxstone Fortune 1-0 Barhara Cavaliers
Aspen Grove 1-1 Shornhill (2-1 AET)
Coleman Ridge 2-2 Quillsiders (2-3 AET)
Stahlburg Bannermen 3-1 AFC Fassbend
Brunyard FC 0-2 Creed Rosebu
AFC Brineshore 3-0 FC Seierstad


Second Round
Scalps and Close Calls

Leichhardt 2-2 Extreme Hills (2-3 AET)
Chatswood 1-1 Ballardine FC (1-1 AET, 4-3 PKs)
Chenoworth Teutons 0-0 Gosmouth Swans (0-0 AET, 4-3 PKs)
AFC Serpentine 0-0 Kensey Town (0-0 AET, 1-3 PKs)
AFC Brineshore 1-2 South Laithland
Greygate 3-1 Parrhesia United

Hammerings
Goodfeather FC 6-0 Hackett
Corvette Maulers 5-0 Besand's Folly
Cypher Town 4-0 Crownsend Journey
The Strongest 0-4 Gonen's Bridge
West Brinemouth 4-0 Creed Rosebud
Cranequin Wanderers 4-0 Coret Hammerheads

AFC Shale 0-1 Advance Lazuli
Broadenburg Tor 3-0 AFC Hoxenhaven
Mantlegrove 2-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Armstrong 3-0 Southriver
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Quillsiders
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Strephonage
Aspen Grove 3-1 Crisisbless Athletic
Mueller's Crossing 0-4 Rosary Brinemouth
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Diamondqueen
Corvistone City 0-1 Blau-Weiss Treason
Aries Solitaire 2-1 Pillars of Southfell
Rochford Pilgrims 1-3 AFC Southsands
Peregrine 4-1 Stahlburg Bannermen
Bishop 3-1 Locksley
Southfell United 0-0 Iron City (0-0 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Sheridan 2-3 Vermillion Wanderers
Riverkey Shells 2-0 Downsparrow
Shimmering Quay 0-1 Ritter Town
Ingram Township 2-1 Longwinter
Moxstone Fortune 0-2 Brookford Otters
Autumnstone 1-4 AFC Rochford
Dartmouth Terriers 0-2 Belgrave
Stonegrave 1-1 Brookford Vantablack (2-2 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Lockheed Zenith 5-2 Brokenarch
Hartford Glade 0-3 Latin Enclave FC
Northside Eagles 1-2 Lindmark Falcons
Lazuli Diamonds 1-1 Morningstar (2-1 AET)
Brinemouth Krakens 0-1 AFC Fassbend
Cranequin City 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 Caldwick Strand (2-1 AET)
Mapleford 1-0 The Hanged Man
Boltcroft Thorns 3-0 Kommissar

Goodfeather and Corvette took care of business in decisive fashion but otherwise, this was a round noteworthy for its closeness. Dan Keel’s Leichhardt will be particularly disappointed at facing defeat to lowly Extreme Hills, despite putting out a full-strength lineup … that mostly just looked tired, especially as the game stretched into an ultimately fatal extra time. Chatswood - resting, by contrast, the vast majority of the squad - were indebted to debuting goalkeeper Merethe Kortenauer, the goalkeeper making some sharp saves against Ballardine FC before keeping them alive with two saves in the shootout. A ten-man South Laithland were reliant on Alhambra Pike coming off the bench to save them from humiliation against fifth-tier bottom-feeders Brineshore, while Greygate will consider their thumping win over Parrhesia a serious statement of intent as they strive to chase a surprise promotion.

Third Round
Scalps and Close Calls

Blau-Weiss Treason 1-1 Iron City (1-2 AET)
West Brinemouth 3-2 South Laithland
Crisisbless United 5-4 Aspen Grove
Goodfeather FC 3-0 Newrook City
Mapleford 4-3 Aries Solitaire
Alliance Barossia 1-1 North Laithland (2-2 AET, 2-4 PKs)
Corvette Maulers 1-1 Brookford Otters (1-3 AET)
Advance Lazuli 0-0 AFC Corvistone (1-2 AET)

Hammerings
Aries Chariots 4-0 Greygate
Lindmark Falcons 4-0 Brookford Vantablack
Creed United 4-0 Kensey Town
Vermillion Wanderers 7-1 AFC Fassbend

Zenith vs. Zenith
Brinemouth 1-4 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 0-0 Vermillion Rage (1-3 AET)
Crisisbless 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers (2-2 AET, 5-3 PKs)

Coret Hawks 3-1 Extreme Hills
Chatswood 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Stahlburg City 3-0 Cranequin City
Diamondqueen 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Lazuli Diamonds 2-0 Lindwurm Delta
Peregrine 2-1 Armstrong
Bishop 1-2 Mantlegrove
Latin Enclave FC 4-3 Rosary Brinemouth
Ingram Township 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Lockheed Zenith 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Ritter Town 3-1 Broadenburg Tor
Starling 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Rochford 2-1 AFC Southsands
Boltcroft Thorns 1-4 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Teutons 0-3 Raven River
Riverkey Shells 1-2 Barossia United
Belgrave 2-0 Cypher Town

Brinemouth crash out in the Third Round yet again! Sascha Dimitrius evidently sniffed an upset, and took a strong lineup. So did Brinemouth. It wasn’t enough; two early goals from Hu Jiewen off immaculately-struck Daescher free kicks allowed Brinemouth to open up, allowing CNL to ruthlessly exploit them in turn. 4-1 doesn’t flatter them. Treason and Crisisbless, other heavy hitters, also get taken deep by Zenith opposition; the latter ultimately triumph over the Harriers on penalties to become the favourites. Those sides which take lower-league opposition to extra time do ultimately manage to triumph, though it’s a close-run thing in the end. In the most eye-catching win, Goodfeather crush Newrook 3-0; Muse Blackburn, who Katenza Muhren has painstakingly converted from tricky winger to midfield spearhead, runs the show with her brilliant dribbling skills and close control, scoring twice with substitute Rafko Jelenc providing the icing on the cake.

As far as narrative goes, the clash is undoubtedly between the movable object of Crisisbless United, traditional Cup specialists, and Aspen Grove, the Conference East side who managed to claw their way to the fourth round last time. They come stunningly close to humiliating Zenith opposition this time around. Four times, they score; twice taking the lead, twice levelling, and it takes until the 91st minute before a visibly exhausted Andrine Samsa drags a shot, and the Chequers, across the line to win 5-4.

Fourth Round
Scalps and Close Calls

AFC Corvistone 1-0 Latin Enclave FC
Crisisbless United 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers (0-1 AET)
Starling 1-2 Peregrine

Zenith vs. Zenith
North Sabrefell 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 3-0 Aries Chariots
Creed United 1-1 Stahlburg City (1-1 AET, 2-3 PKs)

Belgrave 2-5 North Laithland
Goodfeather FC 1-2 Mantlegrove
West Brinemouth 0-1 Barossia United
Iron City 1-2 Crisisbless
Lindmark Falcons 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Mapleford 1-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Raven River 4-1 Ritter Town
Brookford Otters 3-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Lazuli Diamonds 2-3 AFC Rochford

Crisisbless United put out their best defensive performance of the season to still lose to lower-league opposition, while in the battle of the tiny birds, third-tier Peregrine come at a heavily-rotated Starling with zero fear. Their victory is fully-deserved, coming from behind to overcome Avissa Vecsei’s fortituous, heavily-deflected opener within minutes; Svenja Bowyer drops an immaculate cross on Sparrowhawk’s (again with the birds!) head before, er, Svenja Bowyer drops an immaculate cross on Ava Thatchwood’s head. Their victory is great, but it isn’t imaginative, and it does require Bowyer to clear a half-saved Thyrill effort off the line. The 36-year old former Southfell defender is the undoubted POTM. Corvistone almost embarrass themselves yet again versus lower-league opposition, but do ultimately limp onto the next round as teenage winger Zizi Orzabal saves their blushes.

Last 16
Raven River vs. Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless vs. Corinthians No Longer
Brookford Otters [1D] vs. Barossia United
North Laithland vs. Stahlburg City
Vermillion Wanderers [2D] vs. Peregrine [2D]
AFC Rochford [1D] vs. AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic vs. Mantlegrove [1D]
Sabrefell Moths vs. Cranequin Wanderers [1D]
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ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Treason 19 13 2 4 45 22 +23 41
2 Aries Chariots 19 13 2 4 36 20 +16 41

3 Brinemouth 19 12 3 4 40 15 +25 39
4 Crisisbless 19 11 5 3 42 13 +29 38
5 Raven River 19 11 1 7 41 33 +8 34

6 Sabrefell Athletic 19 10 3 6 41 33 +8 33
7 Chenoworth Harriers 19 9 4 6 34 25 +9 31
8 Coret Hawks 19 9 3 7 40 28 +12 30
9 Sabrefell Moths 19 9 3 7 53 42 +11 30
10 Stahlburg City 19 8 4 7 22 18 +4 28
11 AFC Corvistone 19 7 6 6 29 27 +2 27
12 Newrook City 19 7 4 8 29 29 +0 25
13 Starling 19 6 7 6 20 24 -4 25
14 Vermillion Rage 19 7 1 11 22 31 -9 22
15 Corinthians No Longer 19 6 2 11 28 33 -5 20
16 Barossia United 19 5 2 12 19 38 -19 17
17 North Laithland 19 4 4 11 23 39 -16 16
18 Creed United 19 5 1 13 18 43 -25 16
19 North Sabrefell 19 3 4 12 20 43 -23 13
20 Crisisbless United 19 3 3 13 27 73 -46 12

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Southfell United 19 15 3 1 55 22 +33 48
2 New Oakstone Phoenix 19 13 5 1 47 11 +36 44

3 Chardonnay Rangers 19 13 3 3 44 17 +27 42
4 Chatswood 19 9 6 4 23 13 +10 33
5 Parrhesia United 19 10 3 6 39 34 +5 33
6 Goodfeather FC 19 10 1 8 41 28 +13 31
7 Cranequin Wanderers 19 9 4 6 29 22 +7 31
8 Diamondqueen 19 9 2 8 26 24 +2 29
9 Leichhardt 19 8 4 7 25 25 +0 28
10 Belgrave 19 7 6 6 26 25 +1 27
11 South Laithland 19 7 5 7 20 18 +2 26
12 Iron City 19 7 3 9 20 22 -2 24
13 Brookford Otters 19 6 6 7 19 27 -8 24
14 Aries Solitaire 19 7 2 10 26 40 -14 23
15 Alliance Barossia 19 7 1 11 18 26 -8 22
16 Mantlegrove 19 5 5 9 21 28 -7 20
17 AFC Rochford 19 4 4 11 16 25 -9 16
18 Stahlburg Rovers 19 4 3 12 15 40 -25 15
19 Gonen's Bridge 19 2 4 13 16 52 -36 10
20 Cranequin City 19 1 4 14 8 35 -27 7

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Chenoworth Rovers 19 14 1 4 35 17 +18 43
2 Boltcroft Thorns 19 13 3 3 48 20 +28 42

3 Greygate 19 11 4 4 32 20 +12 37
4 Morningstar 19 11 3 5 35 22 +13 36
5 Locksley 19 8 6 5 30 16 +14 30
6 AFC Serpentine 19 8 6 5 31 36 -5 30
7 Peregrine 19 8 5 6 39 23 +16 29
8 Vermillion Wanderers 19 8 5 6 27 20 +7 29
9 Cypher Town 19 8 5 6 24 21 +3 29
10 Corvette Maulers 19 8 3 8 28 27 +1 27
11 West Brinemouth 19 6 8 5 22 20 +2 26
12 Autumnstone 19 7 5 7 25 28 -3 26
13 Lindmark Falcons 19 8 2 9 28 34 -6 26
14 The Hanged Man 19 5 5 9 18 24 -6 20
15 Ritter Town 19 5 5 9 22 37 -15 20
16 Lindwurm Delta 19 5 4 10 30 42 -12 19
17 The Strongest 19 5 2 12 22 46 -24 17
18 Latin Enclave FC 19 4 4 11 25 37 -12 16
19 Lockheed Zenith 19 4 3 12 27 41 -14 15
20 Lazuli Diamonds 19 2 5 12 23 40 -17 11



MATCHDAY 20
Barossia United 0-3 Aries Chariots
Corinthians No Longer 2-3 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless United 4-3 Raven River
Chenoworth Harriers 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Newrook City 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
Creed United 0-4 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Coret Hawks
AFC Treason 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Starling 1-1 Crisisbless
Stahlburg City 1-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 21
Aries Chariots 2-1 Corinthians No Longer
Barossia United 1-2 Crisisbless United
North Sabrefell 4-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Raven River 1-1 Newrook City
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Creed United
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Vermillion Rage
Brinemouth 0-0 AFC Treason
Coret Hawks 1-0 Starling
AFC Corvistone 2-2 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless 4-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 22
Crisisbless United 3-6 Aries Chariots
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Newrook City 1-1 Barossia United
Creed United 0-1 North Sabrefell
Vermillion Rage 4-0 Raven River
AFC Treason 3-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Starling 3-4 Sabrefell Moths
Stahlburg City 0-2 Brinemouth
North Laithland 2-5 Coret Hawks
Crisisbless 1-0 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 23
Aries Chariots 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless United 2-3 Newrook City
Corinthians No Longer 2-0 Creed United
Barossia United 2-4 Vermillion Rage
North Sabrefell 2-0 AFC Treason
Raven River 1-0 Starling
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 North Laithland
Brinemouth 1-1 Crisisbless
Coret Hawks 1-1 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 24
Newrook City 1-2 Aries Chariots
Creed United 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Vermillion Rage 5-1 Crisisbless United
AFC Treason 0-0 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 0-2 Barossia United
Stahlburg City 2-1 North Sabrefell
North Laithland 2-0 Raven River
Crisisbless 5-0 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Corvistone 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
Coret Hawks 1-2 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 25
Aries Chariots 1-0 Creed United
Newrook City 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 AFC Treason
Crisisbless United 1-1 Starling
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Stahlburg City
Barossia United 2-0 North Laithland
North Sabrefell 1-0 Crisisbless
Raven River 1-3 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 6-1 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 26
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 4-2 Creed United
Starling 2-0 Newrook City
Stahlburg City 3-1 Chenoworth Harriers
North Laithland 1-2 Crisisbless United
Crisisbless 4-0 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Barossia United
Coret Hawks 5-1 North Sabrefell
Brinemouth 4-4 Raven River
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 27
Aries Chariots 2-2 AFC Treason
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Starling
Creed United 0-0 Stahlburg City
Newrook City 1-1 North Laithland
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 Crisisbless
Crisisbless United 1-3 AFC Corvistone
Corinthians No Longer 0-3 Coret Hawks
Barossia United 1-1 Brinemouth
North Sabrefell 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
Raven River 3-6 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 28
Starling 0-0 Aries Chariots
Stahlburg City 1-2 AFC Treason
North Laithland 3-3 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless 7-0 Creed United
AFC Corvistone 5-2 Newrook City
Coret Hawks 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Brinemouth 1-1 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Barossia United
Raven River 1-1 North Sabrefell

Rumours of Penumbra Amokachi’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.

The Moths’ defence still isn’t good, no. Shipping four to Crisisbless United, three to a gunshy Starling, their defence is breachable, though it has clearly improved. But a streak of nine wins in a row was only freshly broken by Corinthians No Longer, and only with a last-minute penalty securing a draw at that. The Moths rely on a violently high press to force errors, and exploit any openings ruthlessly. That’s currently helping Nick Riordan charge to the top of the goalscoring charts, and frankly, nobody’s even close to his 24 thus far.

One of those was scored in the Sabrefell derby, one where Moths fans were elated to see Athletic set up cautiously. Kalia Tolsii made herself very unpopular in the green half of the city, saying “they set up in a chaotic, freeform way, all we need to do is hold our nerve, wait for the errors and outlast them.” Damien Gannot was rested to outcry in the Athletic half of the city, in favour of Tristram’s energetic muscularity up top, and the extra body of Dominique in the centre. It didn’t pay off. Dominique was utterly bypassed by the play, Tristram was isolated, and Athletic’s only goal came from a speculative Womack effort that took a heavy deflection off Rake. But Kweon and Riordan secured a deserved win for the Moths in the second half; Amokachi’s side now sit third, just three points off the Champions Cup places.

And for all that, they haven’t been the story. They’re just the appetiser. The story is Aries Chariots, who sit in top spot, six points above Crisisbless. Some of the wins have been scrappy; even, at times, deeply unconvincing. Crisisbless United put three past them. They only beat CNL, the Harriers, Newrook, Creed and Vermillion by a single goal, and they’ve dropped their past two games, stumbling to a 2-2 draw against Treason and a scoreless draw in Starling. But… they are getting the results. Someway, somehow.

“It defies my tactics,” manager Lexus Ulreich admits, which passes for modesty before he adds, “it’s just the fire I’ve managed to instill in them, the spirit I’ve made them fight with.” Thing is, he’s right, though. Few serious watchers would advocate for many Nephara callups with this squad - obvious exception, Konrad Balmoral, who has hit the ground running and stuck home sixteen goals and plenty of assists for partner in crime Mathias Gretler - but they really have just found a way to gut through. Plenty of credit goes to the young bloods off the bench, always eager to leave a mark. Beatan Shearer’s scarcely started a game all season, and yet: seven goals.

Aries’ rise has come at the distinct cost of AFC Treason, who have uncharacteristically been dropping points to weaker opposition. Injuries to Malone and Zazagan have really hurt them, with a squad depth list that trends too young or too old. One note of optimism: teenage defender Valtteri Tirel, forced into action after an injury to Murje, has seriously impressed. But other young players, like Zeller and Fleischer, might be headed for the market. Elsewhere, while Amokachi has thrived, her disciple, Dragan Stavanger, has overseen a harsh regression to the mean with Raven River, who slink back into midtable after a poor sequence of results.

The crunch tie at the bottom always seemed likely to be the round 26 clash between North Laithland and Crisisbless United. The Chequers had, remarkably, conceded almost a hundred goals by that point, but had chalked up a few decent results to improbably claw a point from North Laithland, in the playoff place. It started well for North Laithland. Sadahige Masuda - one of those young players who seems to always be lively and do everything but chalk up goals and assists - scored just her second of the season, a mazy run into the box followed by a scruffy shot that just about beat Blaha.

But then, in the second half, Crisisbless United came back roaring against a North Laithland side overly passive, waiting for the counter. Waiting for death. In the 81st minute, they found it, a sloppy error at the back pounced upon mercilessly by substitute Shay Rutgers, who crossed for Topaz Caulker to drag the ball home. Just six minutes later, a shot from distance by Wren had Turner beaten, clanked off the crossbar, couldn’t be cleared by Killen, got slung back in by Arkhipov for the very advanced leftback, Lori Cillian, to beat Turner at her near post and claim the victory… but only after a brilliant double save from Radoslav Blaha denied Abaya, then Robineau, at the death. Robineau was displeased by the save, and ‘accidentally’ landed on Blaha in the follow-through. Getting himself sent off, naturally.

North Laithland’s new choice of manager raised some eyebrows. Corinne Mersiades had recently been seen relegating Cranequin City. But Cranequin City’s team are, to use the technical phrase, ‘complete dogshit’, and Ursa Dimitar was just a spirited firefighter anyway. Mersiades has wasted no time setting up in a back three, handing Masuda a role as a roving wingback that appears to suit her, and earning draws in both matches so far. Freshly axed soon afterwards: high-flying Crisisbless’ 7-0 hammering of a Creed side winless in nine spelt the end for Gideon Fletcher, but the Oathmen are in such a position that they could only, reasonably, bring in the reserves manager and inshallah.

MATCHDAY 20
Cranequin City 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 3-3 Brookford Otters
Aries Solitaire 2-3 Diamondqueen
Leichhardt 4-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Parrhesia United 1-1 Belgrave
Chatswood 1-1 AFC Rochford
Mantlegrove 1-3 Iron City
Alliance Barossia 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
South Laithland 2-3 Southfell United
Goodfeather FC 5-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 21
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Cranequin City 1-2 Aries Solitaire
Brookford Otters 0-1 Leichhardt
Diamondqueen 0-2 Parrhesia United
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Chatswood
Belgrave 3-1 Mantlegrove
AFC Rochford 3-0 Alliance Barossia
Iron City 0-1 South Laithland
Chardonnay Rangers 0-1 Goodfeather FC
Southfell United 4-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 22
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Leichhardt 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Parrhesia United 2-0 Cranequin City
Chatswood 0-0 Brookford Otters
Mantlegrove 2-1 Diamondqueen
Alliance Barossia 8-2 Stahlburg Rovers
South Laithland 0-0 Belgrave
Goodfeather FC 1-3 AFC Rochford
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 Iron City
Southfell United 4-4 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 23
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Leichhardt
Aries Solitaire 1-5 Parrhesia United
Gonen's Bridge 0-4 Chatswood
Cranequin City 1-2 Mantlegrove
Brookford Otters 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Diamondqueen 0-2 South Laithland
Stahlburg Rovers 0-4 Goodfeather FC
Belgrave 3-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Rochford 2-3 Southfell United
Iron City 1-4 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 24
Parrhesia United 2-4 Cranequin Wanderers
Chatswood 1-1 Leichhardt
Mantlegrove 2-1 Aries Solitaire
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
South Laithland 1-0 Cranequin City
Goodfeather FC 1-0 Brookford Otters
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Diamondqueen
Southfell United 4-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Chardonnay Rangers 0-2 Belgrave
Iron City 1-0 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 25
Cranequin Wanderers 1-2 Chatswood
Parrhesia United 1-2 Mantlegrove
Leichhardt 2-0 Alliance Barossia
Aries Solitaire 0-1 South Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 0-3 Goodfeather FC
Cranequin City 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brookford Otters 1-1 Southfell United
Diamondqueen 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Stahlburg Rovers 0-3 Iron City
Belgrave 3-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 26
Mantlegrove 2-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Chatswood
South Laithland 3-2 Parrhesia United
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Leichhardt
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 Aries Solitaire
Southfell United 5-0 Gonen's Bridge
Chardonnay Rangers 2-1 Cranequin City
Iron City 1-0 Brookford Otters
AFC Rochford 2-0 Diamondqueen
Belgrave 2-2 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 27
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Mantlegrove 2-0 South Laithland
Chatswood 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Parrhesia United 3-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Leichhardt 1-2 Southfell United
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Iron City
Cranequin City 1-1 AFC Rochford
Brookford Otters 3-1 Belgrave
Diamondqueen 3-1 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 28
South Laithland 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Goodfeather FC 4-1 Alliance Barossia
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Mantlegrove
Southfell United 3-2 Chatswood
Chardonnay Rangers 0-5 Parrhesia United
Iron City 3-0 Leichhardt
AFC Rochford 4-0 Aries Solitaire
Belgrave 4-1 Gonen's Bridge
Stahlburg Rovers 2-3 Cranequin City
Diamondqueen 2-1 Brookford Otters

This has not been a great season for the relegation race. The bottom three are absolutely abysmal, and are also the three teams everyone expected to be down there. Oddly, Cranequin City are on a two-game unbeaten run since Corinne Mersiades has left - a side playing with relative freedom (and a back four) beating Stahlburg Rovers 3-2 to drag them deeper into the mire - amidst rumours that Mersiades’ tyrannical style didn’t really work out when things went badly. No returns, Spiders! Anyway, the Rovers have three points on Bridge and five on City, still, but they’re eleven points from safety. Sticking grimly with Snowy Brennan in charge, though, as are Bridge with Gough Bauer, who handed them their surprise promotion in the first place.

The title race is even more over. Southfell are the only team unbeaten since the halfway mark. They’ve only lost one game in all. Remarkably, the entire team is rallying around Ravil Kulesza, the spearhead of the team. His 21st birthday, happily, came against Gonen’s Bridge. He celebrated by scoring a hat-trick and getting his applause substitution in the 59th minute; the game ended 5-0. The question right now is: he’s currently dead on 28 goals across 28 rounds. Can he possibly keep up that pace? Is he better than Vetiver? (No. But a future Cormorant: absolutely.)

Anyway, hyperfixating on Kulesza takes away from the rest of the team. The burly figure of Bess Gannon, an underrated journeywoman manager. The tough defence of Schindler and Beyard, Fiona Zidler’s exceptional shuttling from leftback (six goals of her own, remarkably), Valletta Keepsake’s revitalisation as an attacking fulcrum. They play a muscular but effective style and right now, it would be very surprising if - assuming some reinforcements - they were troubled by the drop next season. Nobody’s even bothering to suggest they might not get promoted; they’re on 71 points. Phoenix are on 57, Goodfeather 55, Chardonnay 53. Nobody else is a factor, barring a sharp and imminent collapse.

Goodfeather’s rise is the most remarkable of those, Katenza Muhren’s technical and balletic side dominating possession - the teenage holding midfielder Seona Gale has been a revelation since a suspension to Vas gave her her shot - and bringing them within striking range of the Phoenix, whose form recently has been dubious and whose 3-0 hammering by Parrhesia has rattled fans. Unfortunately, the table just isn’t particularly interesting in its own right right now. Southfell are exceptional. The shit teams are truly abysmal. Everyone else is just kind of stuck in the middle somewhere, even if it is somewhat interesting who is jostling for promotion. Not the best advertisement for the league, perhaps, but there it is…

MATCHDAY 20
Lockheed Zenith 1-4 Boltcroft Thorns
Ritter Town 0-0 The Strongest
Lindmark Falcons 5-0 Latin Enclave FC
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 The Hanged Man
Peregrine 3-0 Morningstar
Chenoworth Rovers 1-4 Greygate
AFC Serpentine 2-0 Lindwurm Delta
Locksley 2-0 Cypher Town
Lazuli Diamonds 1-1 Autumnstone
West Brinemouth 1-0 Corvette Maulers
MATCHDAY 21
Boltcroft Thorns 7-0 Ritter Town
Lockheed Zenith 0-2 Lindmark Falcons
The Strongest 0-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Latin Enclave FC 2-4 Peregrine
The Hanged Man 0-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Morningstar 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Greygate 0-1 Locksley
Lindwurm Delta 0-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Cypher Town 1-1 West Brinemouth
Autumnstone 1-1 Corvette Maulers
MATCHDAY 22
Lindmark Falcons 1-6 Boltcroft Thorns
Vermillion Wanderers 4-3 Ritter Town
Peregrine 2-1 Lockheed Zenith
Chenoworth Rovers 4-3 The Strongest
AFC Serpentine 0-3 Latin Enclave FC
Locksley 2-0 The Hanged Man
Lazuli Diamonds 1-3 Morningstar
West Brinemouth 1-0 Greygate
Corvette Maulers 2-2 Lindwurm Delta
Autumnstone 1-3 Cypher Town
MATCHDAY 23
Boltcroft Thorns 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Lindmark Falcons 4-2 Peregrine
Ritter Town 1-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Lockheed Zenith 1-0 AFC Serpentine
The Strongest 2-1 Locksley
Latin Enclave FC 0-3 Lazuli Diamonds
The Hanged Man 1-0 West Brinemouth
Morningstar 4-2 Corvette Maulers
Greygate 2-0 Autumnstone
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 Cypher Town
MATCHDAY 24
Peregrine 1-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Chenoworth Rovers 3-0 Vermillion Wanderers
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Lindmark Falcons
Locksley 5-0 Ritter Town
Lazuli Diamonds 2-1 Lockheed Zenith
West Brinemouth 2-2 The Strongest
Corvette Maulers 5-0 Latin Enclave FC
Autumnstone 1-0 The Hanged Man
Cypher Town 0-0 Morningstar
Lindwurm Delta 1-3 Greygate
MATCHDAY 25
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Peregrine 2-1 AFC Serpentine
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Locksley
Lindmark Falcons 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Ritter Town 0-2 West Brinemouth
Lockheed Zenith 1-4 Corvette Maulers
The Strongest 1-1 Autumnstone
Latin Enclave FC 1-0 Cypher Town
The Hanged Man 1-3 Lindwurm Delta
Morningstar 1-0 Greygate
MATCHDAY 26
AFC Serpentine 2-4 Boltcroft Thorns
Locksley 2-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Lazuli Diamonds 2-3 Peregrine
West Brinemouth 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Corvette Maulers 1-1 Lindmark Falcons
Autumnstone 1-2 Ritter Town
Cypher Town 1-0 Lockheed Zenith
Lindwurm Delta 1-4 The Strongest
Greygate 4-1 Latin Enclave FC
Morningstar 0-0 The Hanged Man
MATCHDAY 27
Boltcroft Thorns 3-0 Locksley
AFC Serpentine 3-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 West Brinemouth
Peregrine 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Vermillion Wanderers 0-0 Autumnstone
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Cypher Town
Ritter Town 0-1 Lindwurm Delta
Lockheed Zenith 1-2 Greygate
The Strongest 1-1 Morningstar
Latin Enclave FC 1-0 The Hanged Man
MATCHDAY 28
Lazuli Diamonds 3-1 Boltcroft Thorns
West Brinemouth 2-0 Locksley
Corvette Maulers 2-1 AFC Serpentine
Autumnstone 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Cypher Town 0-2 Peregrine
Lindwurm Delta 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Greygate 2-1 Lindmark Falcons
Morningstar 1-1 Ritter Town
The Hanged Man 2-2 Lockheed Zenith
Latin Enclave FC 0-4 The Strongest


RENSENBRINK CUP
Fifth Round

Raven River 2-2 Vermillion Rage (2-2 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Crisisbless 3-5 Corinthians No Longer
Brookford Otters 1-2 Barossia United
North Laithland 0-2 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Peregrine (1-1 AET, 3-2 PKs)
AFC Rochford 7-2 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Mantlegrove (1-1 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Cranequin Wanderers

An all-2Div clash between Vermillion and Peregrine guarantees some third-tier presence in the quarterfinals; after a shootout, it’s the Wanderers. They’ll even get a relatively soft draw against Rochford. Relatively. Try telling Corvistone it’s a soft draw. Rochford’s 7-2 annihilation of them is one of those results that just defies logic, though it would help if Sebille Locklear made any saves. Rochford strike early against the run of play from a set piece, and Corvistone simply allow themselves to get gutted on the break, again and again; it’s 3-0 at half-time, and then Retyunskikh gets himself sent off.

Against mighty Sabrefell Athletic, unfashionable Mantlegrove strike an early goal, a cross from Auer allowed sloppily to bounce in the box and then driven into the net by Nicolau. It’s their last shot on target, though at least Pryce and Arbour sling in some speculative long efforts later on; in truth, Shanna Cotton faces a bombardment in goal. She proves up to the challenge, only beaten once, and only then when Damien Gannot is dragged down in the box and gets the chance to convert a penalty. That one, he slots home. The one in the shootout… clanks against the post. Mantlegrove drive home all but one of their own, and their reward… is to play the other major Sabrefell side.

Rounding out the rest of the results: River offer plenty of puff against Vermillion but seem out of steam in a deplorable shootout showing, Barossia leave it late before 21-year old Dzira May finally sees off Brookford Otters, converting a frantic goalmouth scramble, Stahlburg City manage a straightforward victory over North Laithland and there’s another scalp for CNL, a hugely chaotic 5-3 win over Crisisbless that sees a hat-trick of headers from McIntyre and should continue to stoke interest in the imperious midfielder, Katona Meredith.

Quarterfinals
Vermillion Rage 6-0 Corinthians No Longer
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Vermillion Rage win 7-2 on aggregate.

CNL got this far over the bones of Brinemouth and Crisisbless. Hard to say what, exactly, went wrong in Vermillion. A muscular but unproductive first half was abruptly livened up, a careless goalkeeping error from Varney seized on by Petras before, just a minute later, Covolan belted one top bins past a stunned defence. Psychologically, CNL never recovered, unable to even keep things tight. For the second leg, both sides rested plenty of players in a lively dead rubber; CNL handed a first start to third-choice goalkeeper Aidan Seager and to 18-year old midfielder Katarin Brandt, who impressed with an assist in a 2-1 win. Not nearly enough, of course. CNL will take plenty of good memories away from their campaign; the defending champions move a step closer.

Barossia United 0-1 Stahlburg City
Stahlburg City 0-2 Barossia United
Barossia United win 2-1 on aggregate.

Stahlburg City thought they’d done enough in a muscular away leg, where they dragged Barossia down into the dirt in a bad-tempered clash; Lars Alvesen’s thumping shot helped him prove why he’s become such an immediate hit in Stahlburg. But all that work is undone just three minutes into the home leg. Ida Lancer slings in a corner and burly centre-half Sigurd Cooke rises highest to nod it home. They fail to get another shot on target throughout the rest of the first half, but when Stahlburg lose Ovcina to a straight red in the 63rd minute, Barossia take the front foot. Still, it looks for the longest time like they’ll fail to capitalise on possession… until a slick one-two between Lancer and veteran substitute striker Rotariu allows Lancer, the former Treason midfielder, to drive a low shot decisively past Rosmarin.

Vermillion Wanderers 1-4 AFC Rochford
AFC Rochford 4-1 Vermillion Wanderers
AFC Rochford win 8-2 on aggregate.

Rochford get a soft draw. Third-tier Vermillion Wanderers go in eager to make the semifinals but, with Rochford basically safe from relegation and free to take no risks, Hecubah Statkis’ charges take Vermillion to the cleaners. It’s a great day for Vinísìus Sïrustós, who runs absolutely rampant and feasts on Petrus’ crosses; he scores a brace in each game as Rochford chalk up two easy 4-1 wins.

Mantlegrove 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
Sabrefell Moths 0-5 Mantlegrove
Mantlegrove win 7-1 on aggregate.

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ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Aries Chariots 28 20 4 4 54 27 +27 64
2 Crisisbless 28 17 7 4 67 17 +50 58

3 Sabrefell Moths 28 17 4 7 79 50 +29 55
4 Brinemouth 28 15 8 5 56 27 +29 53
5 AFC Treason 28 16 5 7 57 33 +24 53

6 Sabrefell Athletic 28 16 3 9 65 48 +17 51
7 Coret Hawks 28 14 5 9 60 41 +19 47
8 AFC Corvistone 28 12 8 8 47 38 +9 44
9 Raven River 28 12 4 12 55 58 -3 40
10 Vermillion Rage 28 12 3 13 42 42 +0 39
11 Stahlburg City 28 10 8 10 32 29 +3 38
12 Chenoworth Harriers 28 11 5 12 41 42 -1 38
13 Newrook City 28 8 7 13 39 47 -8 31
14 Starling 28 7 10 11 27 36 -9 31
15 North Sabrefell 28 8 5 15 34 56 -22 29
16 Corinthians No Longer 28 7 5 16 35 48 -13 26
17 Barossia United 28 7 4 17 28 53 -25 25
18 Crisisbless United 28 6 5 17 44 97 -53 23
19 North Laithland 28 5 7 16 34 61 -27 22
20 Creed United 28 5 3 20 21 67 -46 18

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Southfell United 28 22 5 1 84 35 +49 71
2 New Oakstone Phoenix 28 17 6 5 63 28 +35 57

3 Goodfeather FC 28 18 1 9 64 37 +27 55
4 Chardonnay Rangers 28 16 5 7 58 35 +23 53
5 Parrhesia United 28 15 4 9 62 45 +17 49
6 Chatswood 28 13 9 6 37 22 +15 48
7 Cranequin Wanderers 28 14 6 8 42 32 +10 48
8 Belgrave 28 12 9 7 45 36 +9 45
9 South Laithland 28 13 6 9 32 25 +7 45
10 Iron City 28 12 5 11 35 31 +4 41
11 Leichhardt 28 12 5 11 37 37 +0 41
12 Diamondqueen 28 12 2 14 35 39 -4 38
13 Mantlegrove 28 10 6 12 35 41 -6 36
14 Alliance Barossia 28 10 2 16 33 43 -10 32
15 Brookford Otters 28 7 10 11 28 38 -10 31
16 AFC Rochford 28 8 6 14 33 35 -2 30
17 Aries Solitaire 28 8 3 17 35 63 -28 27
18 Stahlburg Rovers 28 4 4 20 25 73 -48 16
19 Gonen's Bridge 28 2 7 19 25 78 -53 13
20 Cranequin City 28 2 5 21 15 50 -35 11

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Boltcroft Thorns 28 19 4 5 76 30 +46 61
2 Chenoworth Rovers 28 19 2 7 54 33 +21 59

3 Greygate 28 17 4 7 49 28 +21 55
4 Peregrine 28 15 6 7 60 34 +26 51
5 Morningstar 28 14 8 6 46 31 +15 50
6 Locksley 28 12 8 8 44 26 +18 44
7 Vermillion Wanderers 28 12 8 8 36 28 +8 44
8 West Brinemouth 28 11 10 7 33 26 +7 43
9 Lindmark Falcons 28 12 4 12 46 48 -2 40
10 AFC Serpentine 28 11 7 10 43 50 -7 40
11 Corvette Maulers 28 11 6 11 45 40 +5 39
12 Cypher Town 28 10 9 9 31 30 +1 39
13 Autumnstone 28 9 9 10 34 39 -5 36
14 The Strongest 28 8 7 13 39 56 -17 31
15 Lindwurm Delta 28 7 6 15 39 57 -18 27
16 The Hanged Man 28 6 7 15 22 37 -15 25
17 Latin Enclave FC 28 7 4 17 33 62 -29 25
18 Ritter Town 28 6 7 15 29 61 -32 25
19 Lazuli Diamonds 28 6 6 16 36 54 -18 24
20 Lockheed Zenith 28 5 4 19 35 60 -25 19


Aries Chariots 2-0 Stahlburg City
Starling 3-3 North Laithland
AFC Treason 2-0 Crisisbless
Vermillion Rage 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Creed United 2-3 Coret Hawks
Newrook City 1-2 Brinemouth
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless United 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Raven River
Barossia United 1-1 North Sabrefell

Aries Chariots are two months away from lifting the Zenith title. They need only hold their nerve. Stahlburg City seem a likely banana skin but they’re navigated quite easily, a tense game snapped open 54 minutes in when Tricia Cray dips the shoulder, buys herself some space and buries a curling strike into the top corner past a helpless Weaver. Beatan Shearer comes off the bench to stab home goal number eight of the season, continuing to be the player with the best goals-per-minute ratio in the league. And Treason do the Chariots a solid, too; two Roskvi headers are enough to see off Crisisbless, who dominate the ball but can’t meaningfully penetrate Treason’s spine.

Corinne Mersiades is left fuming at the referee; she now has three draws in three games as North Laithland manager but will have been hoping for markedly better against Starling. Three times North Laithland took the lead; three times they were pegged back. They thought they had the game won when Robineau drove home in the 92nd minute, but his extravagant celebration added plenty of time onto the clock, leaving the Spiders decidedly miffed when Garrett scored Starling’s third in the 98th minute of 90+5 minutes of injury time. Barossia match that point with a draw against North Sabrefell, though Bronwyn Gerhardt concedes, “we were really circling that game as winnable.”

North Laithland 2-1 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless 0-0 Stahlburg City
AFC Corvistone 1-3 Starling
Coret Hawks 4-2 AFC Treason
Brinemouth 6-0 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 Creed United
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Newrook City
Raven River 0-6 Chenoworth Harriers
North Sabrefell 3-4 Crisisbless United
Barossia United 2-2 Corinthians No Longer

And so, Mersiades’ Technically Undefeated Spiders move to host the Chariots. North Laithland play a tough, muscular approach, pressing hard and aiming to compress the game, stop passes coming through. The Chariots, curiously, just don’t seem to have the numbers anywhere on the pitch. Their strikers are simply overmanned by the muscular combination of Killen, Jaan (now 37, still very tall) and Sinka. And Dénes Robineau, first chance he gets, drops the shoulder, beats three men, rounds Besand and rolls home in the 42nd minute. Aries push hard in the second half but can’t get back into the game, and a cheap midfield turnover from Cray is ruthlessly shuttled forward for Zambrotta to drive home North Laithland’s second. Gretler does eventually squirrel free of his marks and hammer home a goal back, and Turner’s forced into some sharp saves late on, but North Laithland cling on for a much-needed victory.

Some teams can’t take advantage; Crisisbless slip to a dire scoreless draw against Stahlburg, but Creed United get buried 5-0 by the Moths while Brinemouth ruthlessly eviscerate Vermillion 6-0. Barossia twice come back from behind, capitalising on defensive errors from CNL, but again they will be going home thinking they needed to take full advantage of a home game against a relegation rival. Crisisbless United, meanwhile, overcome their inevitable defensive shakes - says a lot that goalkeeper Blaha has a legitimately good game, despite shipping three - to beat North Sabrefell, the slow, patient possession losing out to Hoellerer’s ascended form of anarchyball.

Aries Chariots 3-3 Crisisbless
North Laithland 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Stahlburg City 2-1 Coret Hawks
Starling 0-4 Brinemouth
AFC Treason 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Creed United 0-1 Raven River
Newrook City 1-0 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Barossia United
Crisisbless United 1-4 Corinthians No Longer

Aries against Crisisbless, a crunch tie. November Besand is, by and large, fired up for matches against his former club... but he’s also 33. And the Chariots get off to a bad start when Rasanamira passes off to him, Zinaida Woodcarver chases the ball and swallows up Besand’s heavy first touch, smashing the ball into the net. Besand’s also arguably culpable for the second goal, not coming out with enough strength or authority, missing a Roux cross ultimately glanced home by Ludwig. But what happens next? “Ember’s saved us time and again,” said eventual brace-scorer Konrad Balmoral, “so we wanted to make sure that mistake wasn’t the takeaway from the game.” They pulled the game back level by half-time, and though Roux set up Anharbour to put Crisisbless back in front soon after - nothing Besand could have done there - a stooping header from Balmoral snatched a point in injury time.

Barossia have their hearts in their mouths three minutes in against the Harriers, the kind of complacent midtable side they need to be picking up points against. But when Rajovic is felled in the box, it’s a clear penalty. Freydis Longhouse steps up for the pen, Chary Longstreet spits in her gloves… and guesses the right way, slapping the penalty aside. But no! She strayed, in hindsight, miles off her line. But Longhouse is evidently rattled, and her second penalty is weaker than the first, smothered easily by Longstreet. Barossia rally back, Hjort and Bjarnesen striking towards the end of the first half, and while Longhouse partially atones by setting up Girardi to pull one back for the Harriers, ultimately the Shrikes see it through. CNL batter Crisisbless United, while North Laithland’s late equaliser through Lazelis ensures they remain undefeated under Mersiades.

AFC Corvistone 2-1 Aries Chariots
Coret Hawks 1-1 Crisisbless
Brinemouth 6-2 North Laithland
Sabrefell Moths 2-0 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Athletic 6-2 Starling
Raven River 2-1 AFC Treason
North Sabrefell 2-0 Vermillion Rage
Barossia United 0-1 Creed United
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Newrook City
Crisisbless United 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers

Things looked pretty hopeful after the Crisisbless match but defeat to Corvistone leaves Aries winless in five. Crisisbless drop points again, too; their finishing boots remain unlaced despite their wealth of attacking talent, just the one goal against Coret, Clariza Meyer springing into action with a sheaf of save and a heavily deflected shot from Segura creeping past Sebring for a late equaliser. “I just knew we were always going to need a second,” sighed Kosovare Fairweather. Other sides got that, and more; Brinemouth stuck six past North Laithland, Athletic stuck six past Starling, and the Moths overcame Stahlburg City, too.

CNL are indebted once again to their strikers’ relay; Victoria Remeikis, who tore through the First Division relentlessly last season but looked past her best when she was last regularly starting in the Zenith, has found a new lease of life as a regular finisher in the last 20-30 minutes of games. She’s a good foot shorter than Caelan McIntyre and makes different runs, but CNL’s wingers excel at striking a different tack to find each, and defences struggle to cope; and so, Newrook fall prey to her late on, and drop points they deserved to win having effortlessly contained CNL for 80 minutes. Creed cling onto their desperately faint hopes of survival thanks to a rare goalkeeping error from Barossia’s Chary Longstreet, a long free kick from Shanthi bouncing awkwardly, fumbled and driven in ruthlessly by centre-half Ashrata Barkaan.

Aries Chariots 1-0 Coret Hawks
AFC Corvistone 4-2 Brinemouth
Crisisbless 3-2 Sabrefell Moths
North Laithland 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Stahlburg City 2-0 Raven River
Starling 1-3 North Sabrefell
AFC Treason 1-1 Barossia United
Vermillion Rage 0-0 Corinthians No Longer
Creed United 0-0 Crisisbless United
Newrook City 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers

Aries battle to a hard-earned but well-deserved 1-0 win over Coret, and tensely await results elsewhere. And, remarkably, they all break their way. Brinemouth score first against Corvistone but leave themselves too open to hard-pressing counterattacks, and Yonatoño de la Garza leads the way. He’s got two goals and two assists by the time he’s getting a standing ovation in the 76th minute, and while Brinemouth pull a single goal back, by the end, it is abundantly clear: their title hopes have just slipped out of reach. So, too, those of the Sabrefell Moths, who find themselves brutally crab-syndromed by Crisisbless; 3-1 down at half-time through a clinical and direct passing game that simply bypasses their pressure, Irina Alderwood drives one back late on. Riordan smashes a ball into the net in injury time… but he was well offside. Five games to play, and the Chariots hold a six-point advantage. Surely that’s it.

Well, maybe it would be. But their next two games are… Brinemouth and the Moths.

For a moment there, Creed United thought they had a chance of survival. 34-year old Rasmus Caracole, his days as a Nephara international on the wing long gone, still had it in him to cut inside and fall over as Tori Allen chopped him down. Up in the 83rd minute stepped Tara Shanthi, hoping to sink the Chequers after a frankly dire game. But Radoslav Blaha, who has looked about as good as a goalkeeper possibly can while conceding at a rate of over three goals a game, anticipated well, got down sharply and turned the penalty away; reacted sharply, too, to get up and save the rebound as Korhal smashed it straight into him. But that’s two points dropped for Crisisbless United, as well, as North Laithland emerge victorious from hosting Sabrefell Athletic. Dénes Robineau’s doubters look stupid, now… as do Corinne Mersiades’. The Spiders have now risen to the playoff place and are the clear form team of the bottom eight.

Ps                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Aries Chariots 33 22 5 6 62 34 +28 71
2 Brinemouth 33 19 8 6 76 34 +42 65
3 Sabrefell Moths 33 20 5 8 90 54 +36 65
4 Crisisbless 33 18 10 5 74 25 +49 64
5 Sabrefell Athletic 33 19 3 11 75 54 +21 60
6 AFC Treason 33 17 7 9 64 41 +23 58
7 Coret Hawks 33 16 6 11 69 49 +20 54
8 AFC Corvistone 33 15 9 9 56 45 +11 54
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13 Newrook City 33 9 9 15 44 53 −9 36
14 North Sabrefell 33 10 6 17 43 63 −20 36
15 Starling 33 8 11 14 36 53 −17 35
16 Corinthians No Longer 33 8 8 17 43 54 −11 32
17 Barossia United 33 8 7 18 34 59 −25 31
18 North Laithland 33 7 9 17 44 73 −29 30
19 Crisisbless United 33 7 7 19 51 107 −56 28
20 Creed United 33 6 4 23 24 76 −52 22

15 points in play.


Brinemouth 3-1 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Moths 6-0 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Raven River 3-3 Crisisbless
North Sabrefell 0-1 North Laithland
Barossia United 1-1 Stahlburg City
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Starling
Crisisbless United 1-5 AFC Treason
Chenoworth Harriers 0-4 Vermillion Rage
Newrook City 0-4 Creed United

The Chariots arrive in Brinemouth. Their task is clear. Win, and that’s the title. Draw, and that’s probably the title. But if Brinemouth win, suddenly the Chariots’ advantage slims down to just three points, with a vastly inferior goal difference to all their peers. The Chariots open the game cautiously, loath to open up. It works for 41 minutes of tense midfield arm-wrestle, but it’s done with in a flash; Southsea strips Cray of the ball after just a slightly heavy touch and immediately sends the ball through the lines, Kuhar-Arh’s feather of a one-touch pass takes it beyond Rasanamira and into the path of Tess Miller, who briefly threatens to get it caught between her legs before getting her bearings and slotting a deft finish past Besand. The Chariots call for offside, but it isn’t given. A change of tack in the second half pays dividends; Dewinter’s low, hard cross gets the better of Brinemouth’s sluggish back line, badly missing the injured Blanco, as Gretler drives in the equaliser. There’s even a penalty shout in the 63rd minute; trouble is, while Scalena Woodwright’s busy appealing for it, Tosca Meadows is busy slinging the ball up the pitch, Soederstrom’s busy cutting it back and Kuhar-Arh’s busy putting it into the back of the net. Chariots open up desperately in the last minutes, but what they feared and initially so effectively countered comes to pass, a clinical counterattack through the exposed lines makes it 3-1.

A sideshow of the round is the Moths dismantling Coret Hawks 6-0, but at least the Hawks aren’t alone among northeastern sides in disgracing themselves. Arguably, Newrook have it even worse. On 36 points, they only really need another win to ensure safety, and fans have circled a home match against Creed as a pretty likely time for it. But three minutes in, Creed winger Miranda Anderson sweeps in a peach of a diagonal cross, Priscilla Graves gets her head on it… and turns it into her own net. Newrook just don’t recover; Creed do little more than run at them and use sweeping long balls and Newrook crumble, a stabbed finish from Khautov followed up when Fox Vitaris, impressing in the absence of Zaza Kirkland - whose long-term injury is a major part of why Creed are down this deep - wins a penalty from Graves that Shanthi slides home. The second half is staid, Creed seemingly happy to sit on their three-goal advantage, but a terribly-defended long throw ends up driven home by Danita Korhal to give them a fourth anyway. Barossia United earn a point against Stahlburg City, but the Oathmen exit the round the clear winners, miracle in sight.

Ps                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Aries Chariots 34 22 5 7 63 37 +26 71
2 Brinemouth 34 20 8 6 79 35 +44 68
3 Sabrefell Moths 34 21 5 8 96 54 +42 68
4 Crisisbless 34 18 11 5 77 28 +49 65
5 Sabrefell Athletic 34 20 3 11 76 54 +22 63
6 AFC Treason 34 18 7 9 69 42 +27 61
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14 Newrook City 34 9 9 16 44 57 −13 36
15 North Sabrefell 34 10 6 18 43 64 −21 36
16 North Laithland 34 8 9 17 45 73 −28 33
17 Corinthians No Longer 34 8 8 18 43 56 −13 32
18 Barossia United 34 8 8 18 35 60 −25 32
19 Crisisbless United 34 7 7 20 52 112 −60 28
20 Creed United 34 7 4 23 28 76 −48 25

12 points in play.


Aries Chariots 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Brinemouth 3-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Coret Hawks 2-4 Raven River
AFC Corvistone 1-0 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless 3-1 Barossia United
North Laithland 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
Stahlburg City 2-3 Crisisbless United
Starling 3-1 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Treason 2-0 Newrook City
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Creed United

So the Brinemouth result was a heartbreaker, but the Chariots can still retain their advantage with a result against the Moths. And they’re at home this time. It’s fine. It’s still in the Chariots’ hands.

They don’t play like it. Or they do, but play as if the pressure’s suddenly got to them. Against Brinemouth, they were simply beaten by a better and more precise team. Against the Moths, they’re genuinely honest-to-God terrible, and Sabrefell take ruthless advantage as they score goals 97, 98, 99 and, yes, 100 of the season. Brinemouth destroy the Rams 3-0 to remain in the box seat; three teams, now, are split on goal difference alone, and that does not at all favour the noble Chariots.

Creed’s fragile hopes of survival stutter and die in a miserable 1-0 defeat to Vermillion where their pitiful attack simply cannot scratch the Rage’s paint. Alibek Khautov and his eleven goals will be off to better things at the end of the season. The Delaclavs in the comment sections talking about ‘service’ have a point; Caracole’s legs fell off, Kirkland’s been injured, Anderson’s been inconsistent, the fullbacks have offered nothing and Shanthi - supposedly a target of Raven River, who anticipate the loss of Brown or Valdemar or both - can’t do it all alone. Crisisbless United give themselves a chance, however; scoring first against the run of play in Stahlburg, they manage to hit them on the counter and just about absorb the pressure that comes their way, scraping an immense 3-2 win that pulls them within a point of the playoff.

Ps                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brinemouth 35 21 8 6 82 35 +47 71
2 Sabrefell Moths 35 22 5 8 100 55 +45 71
3 Aries Chariots 35 22 5 8 64 41 +23 71
4 Crisisbless 35 19 11 5 80 29 +51 68
5 AFC Treason 35 19 7 9 71 42 +29 64
6 Sabrefell Athletic 35 20 3 12 76 57 +19 63
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14 Newrook City 35 9 9 17 44 59 −15 36
15 North Sabrefell 35 10 6 19 43 65 −22 36
16 North Laithland 35 9 9 17 47 73 −26 36
17 Corinthians No Longer 35 8 8 19 43 58 −15 32
18 Barossia United 35 8 8 19 36 63 −27 32
19 Crisisbless United 35 8 7 20 55 114 −59 31
20 Creed United 35 7 4 24 28 77 −49 25

9 points in play.


Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Aries Chariots
Raven River 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
North Sabrefell 1-1 Brinemouth
Barossia United 1-4 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless United 1-2 Crisisbless
Chenoworth Harriers 2-3 North Laithland
Newrook City 2-2 Stahlburg City
Creed United 0-2 Starling
Vermillion Rage 1-3 AFC Treason

The title race, a race that didn’t even exist a couple of weeks ago, cracks open completely. The Chariots are pegged back late by their bete noire, the Rams, Thibault Benezet coming off the bench to drive home a penalty; North Sabrefell out-possess Brinemouth and hold onto a point; the Moths actually lose to River in a game high on perspiration and completely devoid of inspiration, a direct free kick from Flora Brown making the difference. And so attention flits to Crisisbless, where United host the high-flying Heelers. Crisisbless score first - few surprises there - Kestrel Anharbour gutting United with a run straight through their midfield and a finish whipped beyond Blaha, and soon after, Roux has hit a post, and Blaha’s been forced to make great saves from Ludwig and Arniston. And then… the attacks petre out, Crisisbless sit back a little more. Until minute 45+1’; Vadim Arkhipov, raced back from injury, scythes in a diagonal ball, Caulker has the presence of mind to step over it and fool two Crisisbless defenders as Andrea Braxton slides in hard and drives the ball home.

But Crisisbless, the team with the reputation for the most mental fragility against the top contenders, battle back this time. Again Blaha’s called into action, slapping a powerful swerving shot from Makatsch into the ground, but nobody’s there to cover as Ludwig drives home the rebound. United threaten with a late flurry, and Sebring does have to turn a half-volley from Wren onto the post, but there is now a fourth team within a point of the summit. This leaves CNL as the big winners at the bottom, taking a huge leap towards safety with an ugly 1-0 win over Corvistone; more than a shade of a foul about the goal, too, Caelan McIntyre bodying Locklear, who drops a cross that Amelia Ibsdottir stabs home off the floor. Second-half goals from Lukas Wolf and Valerie Noir are enough for Starling to relegate Creed United, whose revival was nothing more than a mirage.

Ps                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brinemouth 36 21 9 6 83 36 +47 72
2 Aries Chariots 36 22 6 8 65 42 +23 72
3 Crisisbless 36 20 11 5 82 30 +52 71
4 Sabrefell Moths 36 22 5 9 100 56 +44 71
5 AFC Treason 36 20 7 9 74 43 +31 67
6 Sabrefell Athletic 36 20 4 12 77 58 +19 64
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15 Newrook City 36 9 10 17 46 61 −15 37
16 North Sabrefell 36 10 7 19 44 66 −22 37
17 Corinthians No Longer 36 9 8 19 44 58 −14 35
18 Barossia United 36 8 8 20 37 67 −30 32
19 Crisisbless United 36 8 7 21 56 116 −60 31
20 Creed United 36 7 4 25 28 79 −51 25

6 points in play.


Aries Chariots 1-2 Raven River
Sabrefell Athletic 3-1 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Barossia United
Brinemouth 8-1 Corinthians No Longer
Coret Hawks 9-1 Crisisbless United
AFC Corvistone 1-6 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless 2-0 Newrook City
North Laithland 2-1 Creed United
Stahlburg City 0-0 Vermillion Rage
Starling 3-2 AFC Treason

It’s been a tough draw, sure. But let’s be honest with ourselves: this is the most spectacular collapse in the history of the Nepharan top flight.

Eight matches ago, the Chariots were nine points clear at the top of the table. In those eight matches since, Aries are rock-bottom of the form table, no side accumulating as few as their pathetic five points. Roimata Shehu’s late winner for Raven River all but mathematically puts paid to their title ambitions, and almost certainly their Champions Cup hopes, too. Brinemouth win, but not only do they win, they smash eight goals past CNL. The Moths - who take care of business against Barossia - look on in horror as Brinemouth take care of goal difference against them, though in practice that only makes a difference if both Brinemouth and Crisisbless, winners against Newrook - both lose and the Moths draw. Still, it’s ominous; hard to imagine Brinemouth slipping up on the final day now.

North Laithland bring out plenty of youths against Creed United and still win 2-1; to look at their 42 points now you’d never think they were ever in trouble. Mersiades has given them 22 of their 42 points… and only had 11 games to amass them. CNL’s annihilation in Brinemouth is, ultimately, fine; their goal difference was already far superior to those teams below them, and Barossia’s failure to get a result - and Crisisbless United’s even greater thrashing, demolished 9-1 by Coret - means they’re safe. So Barossia and the Chequers will fight to reach the playoff, with the Chequers effectively a point and a half behind and realistically needing to win. Who do they play? Oh: Sabrefell Moths, who can still win the title.

Amidst all this, the most puzzling single result of the day is probably the Harriers going apeshit on Corvistone and destroying them 6-1 away from home. But they’re both mired in midtable, so who cares? Brinemouth might. They’re the Harriers’ next opponents.

MATCHDAY 29
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 Goodfeather FC
South Laithland 2-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Alliance Barossia 0-3 Southfell United
Mantlegrove 2-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Chatswood 1-0 Iron City
Parrhesia United 2-1 AFC Rochford
Leichhardt 3-2 Belgrave
Aries Solitaire 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 0-6 Diamondqueen
Cranequin City 0-1 Brookford Otters
MATCHDAY 30
New Oakstone Phoenix 5-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Southfell United 1-4 Goodfeather FC
Chardonnay Rangers 4-0 South Laithland
Iron City 1-0 Alliance Barossia
AFC Rochford 1-0 Mantlegrove
Belgrave 6-4 Chatswood
Stahlburg Rovers 2-2 Parrhesia United
Diamondqueen 1-1 Leichhardt
Brookford Otters 0-2 Aries Solitaire
Cranequin City 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 31
Cranequin Wanderers 4-0 Southfell United
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Iron City
South Laithland 1-0 AFC Rochford
Alliance Barossia 2-2 Belgrave
Mantlegrove 1-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Chatswood 1-1 Diamondqueen
Parrhesia United 2-4 Brookford Otters
Leichhardt 1-0 Cranequin City
Aries Solitaire 3-2 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 32
Chardonnay Rangers 3-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Iron City 0-1 Southfell United
AFC Rochford 3-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Belgrave 1-2 Goodfeather FC
Stahlburg Rovers 2-0 South Laithland
Diamondqueen 4-1 Alliance Barossia
Brookford Otters 1-1 Mantlegrove
Cranequin City 0-2 Chatswood
Gonen's Bridge 2-4 Parrhesia United
Aries Solitaire 2-2 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 33
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 Iron City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 AFC Rochford
Southfell United 3-3 Belgrave
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Goodfeather FC 3-0 Diamondqueen
South Laithland 1-2 Brookford Otters
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Cranequin City
Mantlegrove 3-2 Gonen's Bridge
Chatswood 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Parrhesia United 0-2 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 34
AFC Rochford 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 1-3 Iron City
Stahlburg Rovers 2-4 Chardonnay Rangers
Diamondqueen 0-2 Southfell United
Brookford Otters 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Cranequin City 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Gonen's Bridge 1-4 South Laithland
Aries Solitaire 0-0 Alliance Barossia
Leichhardt 0-1 Mantlegrove
Parrhesia United 2-1 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 35
Cranequin Wanderers 1-3 Belgrave
AFC Rochford 1-4 Stahlburg Rovers
Iron City 3-0 Diamondqueen
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Brookford Otters
Southfell United 3-1 Cranequin City
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-1 Gonen's Bridge
Goodfeather FC 2-2 Aries Solitaire
South Laithland 3-1 Leichhardt
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Parrhesia United
Mantlegrove 0-2 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 36
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 0-1 Belgrave
Brookford Otters 3-1 AFC Rochford
Cranequin City 0-0 Iron City
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Aries Solitaire 3-1 Southfell United
Leichhardt 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Parrhesia United 4-1 Goodfeather FC
Chatswood 0-0 South Laithland
Mantlegrove 0-0 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 37
Cranequin Wanderers 1-2 Diamondqueen
Stahlburg Rovers 0-2 Brookford Otters
Belgrave 2-1 Cranequin City
AFC Rochford 2-3 Gonen's Bridge
Iron City 3-0 Aries Solitaire
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 Leichhardt
Southfell United 3-0 Parrhesia United
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-2 Chatswood
Goodfeather FC 6-2 Mantlegrove
South Laithland 1-2 Alliance Barossia

Southfell United are champions, which should surprise nobody. And yet… one wonders. They have, at times, shown their vulnerable underbelly to rivals, and in the space of two rounds they tripled their amount of defeats on the season. Not small-scale ones, either. Goodfeather FC comprehensively played them off the park, Catepan and Howard taking ruthless advantage of every opening in a 4-1 win, before Cranequin Wanderers stunned everyone by shelling them 4-0 a few days later, a game that started by exposing Southfell’s vulnerability to set pieces before becoming an exhibit for the terminally slept-in Nicola Brindell to prove she still has what it takes, a masterful goal and assist in the second half. Ravil Kulesza was taken off before the hour, an acknowledgement the game had left them. Still! They’ve won the league, and by some distance, even if Soli did hand them a fourth defeat of the season a few weeks down the track.

Suffice to say Southfell haven’t been the form team of the league, but New Oakstone have bulldozed their way to promotion… all but mathematically, anyway. Undefeated in eight, a run that started by annihilating Cranequin Wanderers 5-1 (the game before they took out those frustrations on Southfell…), counted a 6-1 demolition of an admittedly terrible Gonen’s Bridge, and then came to the penultimate round with it all in their own hands. Goodfeather FC, their rivals for the spot, had slaughtered Mantlegrove 6-2 earlier in the day. The ball was in the Phoenices’ court… and served, decisively, with a same-scoreline annihilation of mighty Chatswood, coming back after conceding first against a side who had just kept four clean sheets in their past five matches. Six goals flew past Libuda, regardless, and it’s that kind of ruthlessness which means, though New Oakstone can nominally be caught, it would take a sixteen-goal swing.

Relegation picture? Nothing of interest. But as Cranequin City and Gonen’s Bridge continue to shit up the comp, Stahlburg Rovers showed just, just enough to secure the playoff place. Ten men scraped a 2-1 win in Mantlegrove - “ten lions,” Snowy Brennan called them, with the conspicuous absence of the caution collector Augustine Lascar - before edging a brutish, muscular but somehow convincing 2-0 win against South Laithland. A 34-year old Jason Margush just shouldn’t work, but he does score both goals, and is on eleven for the season. Finally, most conclusively, a 4-1 win in Rochford. Are the Owls laser-focused on the Cup by now? Yeah, absolutely. They rested plenty of players. And the Owls’ abysmal form… still sees them nine points safe. But whatever, the Rovers’ win ensures they can rest up on the final day for the playoff to come. Bad news: so can opponents Greygate, in the same situation. Above them, Chenoworth Rovers will return, while the Annika Cashin-inspired Boltcroft Thorns have secured second-tier football for the first time in their history.

MATCHDAY 29
Boltcroft Thorns 2-0 West Brinemouth
Lazuli Diamonds 0-1 Corvette Maulers
Locksley 1-2 Autumnstone
AFC Serpentine 0-1 Cypher Town
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Lindwurm Delta
Peregrine 1-0 Greygate
Vermillion Wanderers 1-0 Morningstar
Lindmark Falcons 0-0 The Hanged Man
Ritter Town 5-2 Latin Enclave FC
Lockheed Zenith 0-0 The Strongest
MATCHDAY 30
Corvette Maulers 1-4 Boltcroft Thorns
Autumnstone 1-1 West Brinemouth
Cypher Town 0-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Lindwurm Delta 3-1 Locksley
Greygate 2-0 AFC Serpentine
Morningstar 1-2 Chenoworth Rovers
The Hanged Man 0-0 Peregrine
Latin Enclave FC 2-3 Vermillion Wanderers
The Strongest 0-0 Lindmark Falcons
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 Ritter Town
MATCHDAY 31
Boltcroft Thorns 0-1 Autumnstone
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Cypher Town
West Brinemouth 2-0 Lindwurm Delta
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 Greygate
Locksley 0-2 Morningstar
AFC Serpentine 2-1 The Hanged Man
Chenoworth Rovers 5-0 Latin Enclave FC
Peregrine 1-1 The Strongest
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Lockheed Zenith
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Ritter Town
MATCHDAY 32
Cypher Town 0-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Lindwurm Delta 2-1 Autumnstone
Greygate 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Morningstar 0-1 West Brinemouth
The Hanged Man 1-4 Lazuli Diamonds
Latin Enclave FC 0-4 Locksley
The Strongest 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Ritter Town 2-2 Peregrine
Lindmark Falcons 2-1 Vermillion Wanderers
MATCHDAY 33
Boltcroft Thorns 1-3 Lindwurm Delta
Cypher Town 2-1 Greygate
Autumnstone 1-1 Morningstar
Corvette Maulers 1-0 The Hanged Man
West Brinemouth 1-0 Latin Enclave FC
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 The Strongest
Locksley 4-2 Lockheed Zenith
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Ritter Town
Chenoworth Rovers 3-1 Lindmark Falcons
Peregrine 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
MATCHDAY 34
Greygate 0-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Morningstar 0-2 Lindwurm Delta
The Hanged Man 1-0 Cypher Town
Latin Enclave FC 1-1 Autumnstone
The Strongest 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 West Brinemouth
Ritter Town 3-2 Lazuli Diamonds
Lindmark Falcons 4-3 Locksley
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Peregrine 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 35
Boltcroft Thorns 0-2 Morningstar
Greygate 2-0 The Hanged Man
Lindwurm Delta 2-0 Latin Enclave FC
Cypher Town 2-0 The Strongest
Autumnstone 2-0 Lockheed Zenith
Corvette Maulers 1-2 Ritter Town
West Brinemouth 2-0 Lindmark Falcons
Lazuli Diamonds 2-8 Vermillion Wanderers
Locksley 0-0 Peregrine
AFC Serpentine 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 36
The Hanged Man 0-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Latin Enclave FC 0-2 Morningstar
The Strongest 1-3 Greygate
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 Lindwurm Delta
Ritter Town 0-0 Cypher Town
Lindmark Falcons 3-4 Autumnstone
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Peregrine 2-0 West Brinemouth
Chenoworth Rovers 6-0 Lazuli Diamonds
AFC Serpentine 3-2 Locksley
MATCHDAY 37
Boltcroft Thorns 3-0 Latin Enclave FC
The Hanged Man 1-1 The Strongest
Morningstar 1-0 Lockheed Zenith
Greygate 3-1 Ritter Town
Lindwurm Delta 1-4 Lindmark Falcons
Cypher Town 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Autumnstone 0-0 Peregrine
Corvette Maulers 0-6 Chenoworth Rovers
West Brinemouth 2-0 AFC Serpentine
Lazuli Diamonds 0-6 Locksley


RENSENBRINK CUP
Semifinals

South Laithland 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Vermillion Rage 3-0 South Laithland
Vermillon Rage win 5-1 on aggregate.

Chatswood 2-0 Stahlburg City
Stahlburg City 1-0 Chatswood
Chatswood win 2-1 on aggregate.

It should be pretty straightforward. Two midtable Zenith sides with nothing better to play for against First Division opposition. Vermillion make pretty short work of the Southrons, edging the away leg before romping to an easy win at home. But Chatswood is never an easy place to go. Chatswood and Stahlburg are traditional enemies, mostly because they fight over who Treason’s biggest rival is (along with North Laithland), along with generally being unpleasant, attritional opponents. Well, in Treason, it is Stahlburg City that take the worst of it, clearly unsettled by the violent physicality of their hosts and a permissive referee. They discard their Cup goalkeeper, one-club loyalist Rosmarin, for Weaver to have a better shot at the trophy, but Weaver’s beaten down in the air by Sturdevant, St. Cleer driving home the scraps; a foul? Probably, but tough luck, and it gets worse when Simon Demirjian threads a pass through three white shirts for St. Cleer to drive in the second. Chatswood need only hold out away, and they do by the skin of their teeth, throwing men at every shot. Alvesen gets one in past Libuda’s near post, and Ilinden’s sent off late on in injury time for a flagrant professional foul, dragging Vanessa to the floor as she threatened to sprint clear, but Chatswood hold on to reach the final.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Brinemouth 37 22 9 6 91 37 +54 75
2 Crisisbless 37 21 11 5 84 30 +54 74

3 Sabrefell Moths 37 23 5 9 103 57 +46 74
4 Aries Chariots 37 22 6 9 66 44 +22 72
5 AFC Treason 37 20 7 10 76 46 +30 67

6 Sabrefell Athletic 37 21 4 12 80 59 +21 67
7 Coret Hawks 37 18 6 13 84 61 +23 60
8 Raven River 37 18 5 14 70 74 -4 59
9 AFC Corvistone 37 16 9 12 58 53 +5 57
10 Vermillion Rage 37 15 5 17 49 54 -5 50
11 Stahlburg City 37 12 12 13 41 40 +1 48
12 Starling 37 12 11 14 46 56 -10 47
13 Chenoworth Harriers 37 13 7 17 60 59 +1 46
14 North Laithland 37 11 9 17 52 76 -24 42
15 Newrook City 37 9 10 18 46 63 -17 37
16 North Sabrefell 37 10 7 20 45 69 -24 37
17 Corinthians No Longer 37 9 8 20 45 66 -21 35
18 Barossia United 37 8 8 21 38 70 -32 32
19 Crisisbless United 37 8 7 22 57 125 -68 31
20 Creed United 37 7 4 26 29 81 -52 25

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Southfell United 37 27 6 4 101 50 +51 87
2 New Oakstone Phoenix 37 22 9 6 93 42 +51 75

3 Goodfeather FC 37 23 3 11 85 50 +35 72
4 Chardonnay Rangers 37 20 10 7 79 46 +33 70
5 Parrhesia United 37 19 6 12 79 62 +17 63
6 Chatswood 37 17 11 9 52 37 +15 62
7 Belgrave 37 16 11 10 66 55 +11 59
8 Iron City 37 17 7 13 47 35 +12 58
9 South Laithland 37 17 7 13 44 38 +6 58
10 Cranequin Wanderers 37 17 6 14 52 48 +4 57
11 Leichhardt 37 15 8 14 47 48 -1 53
12 Diamondqueen 37 15 4 18 49 52 -3 49
13 Brookford Otters 37 12 13 12 43 47 -4 49
14 Mantlegrove 37 12 8 17 45 58 -13 44
15 Aries Solitaire 37 12 6 19 48 75 -27 42
16 Alliance Barossia 37 11 7 19 39 55 -16 40
17 AFC Rochford 37 9 8 20 43 53 -10 35
18 Stahlburg Rovers 37 7 5 25 39 89 -50 26
19 Gonen's Bridge 37 4 8 25 39 108 -69 20
20 Cranequin City 37 3 7 27 19 61 -42 16

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Boltcroft Thorns 37 25 4 8 90 37 +53 79
2 Chenoworth Rovers 37 25 3 9 80 41 +39 78

3 Greygate 37 23 4 10 64 34 +30 73
4 Peregrine 37 18 12 7 70 39 +31 66
5 Morningstar 37 18 9 10 55 38 +17 63
6 Vermillion Wanderers 37 16 12 9 55 38 +17 60
7 West Brinemouth 37 16 12 9 43 32 +11 60
8 Locksley 37 15 9 13 65 42 +23 54
9 AFC Serpentine 37 15 9 13 53 61 -8 54
10 Autumnstone 37 13 13 11 47 48 -1 52
11 Lindmark Falcons 37 15 7 15 61 63 -2 52
12 Cypher Town 37 13 12 12 37 36 +1 51
13 Corvette Maulers 37 14 6 17 50 58 -8 48
14 Lindwurm Delta 37 12 7 18 54 69 -15 43
15 The Strongest 37 10 12 15 47 64 -17 42
16 Ritter Town 37 9 11 17 45 75 -30 38
17 The Hanged Man 37 7 10 20 26 48 -22 31
18 Lazuli Diamonds 37 7 7 23 44 83 -39 28
19 Latin Enclave FC 37 7 5 25 38 88 -50 26
20 Lockheed Zenith 37 5 10 22 42 72 -30 25
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SECOND DIVISION FINALE
The Strongest 2-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Lockheed Zenith 2-2 Latin Enclave FC
Ritter Town 0-1 The Hanged Man
Lindmark Falcons 1-5 Morningstar
Vermillion Wanderers 1-0 Greygate
Peregrine 3-2 Lindwurm Delta
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Cypher Town
AFC Serpentine 2-3 Autumnstone
Locksley 1-1 Corvette Maulers
Lazuli Diamonds 2-3 West Brinemouth

At the bottom, Latin Enclave needed only to beat bottom club Lockheed Zenith to keep things interesting and put the pressure on Lazuli Diamonds. They couldn’t. At the top, Boltcroft Thorns tragically choked on the title, losing to The Strongest… but kept it regardless, as Chenoworth Rovers were unable to overcome mediocre Cypher Town.

FIRST DIVISION FINALE
Brookford Otters 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Cranequin City 0-1 Diamondqueen
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Belgrave
Leichhardt 1-0 AFC Rochford
Parrhesia United 1-2 Iron City
Chatswood 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Mantlegrove 1-5 Southfell United
Alliance Barossia 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
South Laithland 0-0 Goodfeather FC

Even less was in play in the second tier, though Goodfeather were made to sweat over third place. Failing to score against a dull, attritional South Laithland meant a heavy win for Chardonnay over a Chatswood side already with an eye on the Rensenbrink Cup final would let the playoff place slip… but fortunately, the Rangers couldn’t put more than a single goal past an inspired Claire Libuda, the journeywoman goalkeeper keeping the Axes in the game. A late goal from St. Cleer - likely her last in the league for the club, with the Eastfielder heavily linked to Coret Hawks - made all talk of goal difference moot regardless. Southfell underline their promotion campaign by destroying Mantlegrove 5-1, Kulesza scoring twice to end on a stunning 32 for the season.

ZENITH FINAL DAY MD-BY-MD
TITLE RACE

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Chenoworth Harriers (4-2-3-1) 1 - Gates; 17 - Drinkwater, 5 - Otxoa, 3 - Hull, 18 - Cantrell; 6 - Longhouse, 4 - Genet; 10 - Rajovic, 21 - Rumford, 20 - Pembroke; 9 - Nørup
Form Guide: 14th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 10F - 12A
Brinemouth (4-2-3-1) 12 - Middleton; 2 - Meadows, 18 - Blanco, 4 - Scales, 19 - Almwood (c); 20 - Martin, 6 - Southsea; 23 - Söderström, 15 - Kuhar-Arh, 21 - Marin; 14 - Miller
Form Guide: 4th - 3W - 1D - 1L- 17F - 7A
For Brinemouth, it couldn’t be simpler. Beat the Harriers and the title is theirs. The Harriers are coming off a commanding 6-1 win over Corvistone… but that’s their only win in seven. Though they scored six in the last win before that, too. Suffice to say they’ve burned hot and cold all year. This match is the farewell for 36-year old defender Inaki Otxoa, while young Amelia Rumford is preferred to Girardi up front, with Narvaes nursing an injury. For the Dockers, for whom Pereyra is injured, Söderström takes the right flank with Marin preferred to the more orthodox Drnaso on the left.

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Vermillion Rage (4-3-3) 1 - Pinter; 6 - Wright, 5 - Toivonen, 18 - Jeong, 22 - Matthews; 14 - Polikeit, 4 - Sorrell, 15 - Bribitzer; 26 - Crosetti, 7 - Petras, 11 - Treatise
Form Guide: 8th - 2W - 2D - 1L - 6F - 3A
Crisisbless (4-4-2) 20 - Austen; 2 - Kovac, 5 - Copperhead, 22 - Kalabaan, 6 - Delasra; 13 - Anharbour, 7 - Makatsch, 4 - Constantine, 37 - Kilgallon; 21 - Woodcarver, 11 - Ludwig
Form Guide: 2nd - 4W - 1D - 0L - 13F - 7A
For Crisisbless, it’s simple; progress if they win or Brinemouth don’t, or if they draw but Brinemouth lose. Vermillion have nothing to play for and the Cup to look ahead to; there’s injuries being nursed but plenty of rotation as well. Crisisbless limp on without three of their best players; Sebold, Roux and the goalkeeper Toxothea Sebring. Stand-in Veluca Austen, a Parrhesia United youth product, will be eager to stop Vermillion.

RELEGATION BATTLE
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Crisisbless United (4-2-3-1) 12 - Blaha; 5 - Bennett, 22 - Ingold, 6 - Barra, 3 - Cillian; 35 - Keener, 16 - Richards; 7 - Arkhipov, 13 - Wren, 46 - Fenech; 11 - Caulker
Form Guide: 18th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 6F - 18A
Sabrefell Moths (4-4-2) 1 - Bautista; 17 - Rake, 19 - Sulejmanovic, 5 - Niedermayer, 18 - Kaluza; 10 - Gyldenstroem, 14 - Vol Brininger, 15 - Babin, 24 - Alderwood; 21 - Riordan, 13 - Petrov
Form Guide: 7th - 3W - 0D - 2L - 15F - 6A
This is one of the most consequential matches of the round, and yet it could well end up completely meaningless. United could stay up, the Moths could win the title, but both are reliant on results elsewhere. And due to goal difference, a draw won’t be enough for either; they’ll need to win. And for both, their rivals only have to play midtable sides with nothing to play for. This is not the draw, in short, either would want. Kayleigh Reed and Andrea Braxton are apocalyptic misses for Crisisbless United, along with Keller, Reid’s usual double-pivot. As ever with the Moths, many of them are injured or just exhausted. Lyzolda Petrov’s contract expires at the end of the season; expect a warm applause substitution at some point for the Moths’ most prolific goalscorer since Aaliyah Johnson.

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Barossia United (4-2-3-1) 12 - Longstreet; 17 - Sand, 18 - Herron, 6 - Cooke, 3 - Leona; 4 - Crawford, 23 - Bystrom; 7 - Leskosek, 21 - Lancer, 10 - Bjarnesen; 14 - Hjort
Form Guide: 19th - 0W - 2D - 3L - 5F - 12A
Raven River (4-3-1-2) 20 - Gabriella; 17 - Lindgren, 19 - Brivio, 5 - Guildenstern, 41 - Markham; 15 - Brown, 6 - Stefans, 11 - Valdemar; 8 - Clementi; 7 - Shehu, 10 - Fleetwood
Form Guide: 6th - 3W - 1D - 1L - 10F - 8A
Barossia’s survival is in their own hands, but they’re in poor form of late and will be looking over their shoulder throughout. Luka Djordic has been a huge miss on the wing during their winless streak, while his countryman Mrkela misses due to suspension and Hackett to injury. The heart of defence has been their weak point, though, with only Bwahi Herron having managed any consistency at this level. Injuries in defence force Dragan Stavanger to push Adele Guildenstern into the back line and give Petra Markham her third career start; Visse Brass is fit enough for the bench but unlikely to be risked.

IFCF DECIDERS
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North Sabrefell (4-2-3-1) 20 - Culweather; 2 - Safarov, 22 - Northrup, 3 - Polichev, 31 - Fastolf; 4 - Shone, 6 - Neuwirth; 7 - Hastings, 14 - Audrey, 13 - Bankston; 9 - Lofthouse
Form Guide: 15th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 5F - 7A
Aries Chariots (4-4-2) 20 - Besand; 17 - Costly, 18 - Rasanamira, 2 - Lillehammer, 3 - Dewinter; 23 - Krneta, 8 - Cray, 22 - Kevaarsen, 11 - Woodwright; 9 - Gretler, 16 - Shearer
Form Guide: 16th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 5F - 10A
Yes, realistically, Aries are out of the title race. Not unless they plan to put thirty or so past Marko Culweather, who is probably headed for bigger things in the off-season, hoping to push for a Cormorants place. A mixture of injuries and wanting to blood youth has lead to a patchwork-looking North Sabrefell, though somehow underpinned by a 34-year old and a departing 38-year old as the double pivot; Beatan Shearer’s preferred to a badly out of form Konrad Balmoral up front for the Chariots, with the entire right flank swapped out due to injury. The assuredness of unheralded rightback Mirko Steffen has been particularly missed.

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AFC Treason (4-2-3-1) 1 - Shimski; 17 - Holden, 22 - Mitteager, 33 - Tirel, 3 - Weiss; 8 - Robshaw, 13 - Zazagan; 15 - Drake, 21 - Rosenblatt, 11 - Wells; 9 - Röskvi
Form Guide: 5th - 3W - 1D - 1L - 13F - 6A
North Laithland (3-5-2) 1 - Turner; 23 - Bahr, 5 - Killen, 20 - Sinka; 2 - Csatar, 15 - Sinodinos, 4 - Marrable, 8 - Abaya, 12 - Masuda; 7 - Zambrotta, 10 - Robineau
Form Guide: 1st - 5W - 0D - 0L - 10F - 4A
A patchwork Treason side will relish the chance to put the pin in North Laithland’s recent invulnerability. But it’s too late to relegate them; they’re ten points clear of danger now. Treason have 5th place to fight for, though their willingness to have an unenviably short preseason might be… limited. But they’re born winners, and will be desperate to stay in the top five for the prestige. Vincent Robshaw’s out of contract at the end of the season, so it could potentially be his send-off.

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Corinthians No Longer (4-3-3) 12 - Aispiolea; 31 - Wright, 18 - Hu, 6 - Ndosi, 3 - Turnbull; 10 - Ibsdottir, 4 - Renberg, 14 - Meredith; 7 - Fenyvesi, 17 - Remeikis, 16 - Perez
Form Guide: 17th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 2F - 12A
Sabrefell Athletic (4-4-2) 1 - Garamond; 2 - Hadley, 5 - Stephenson, 22 - Roback, 16 - Culpepper; 23 - Escobar, 13 - Belltower, 7 - Monaghan, 12 - Ikpeazu; 40 - Klein, 21 - Gannot
Form Guide: 7th - 3W - 0D - 2L - 15F - 6A
CNL will be delighted to be out of the relegation battle - okay, all but mathematically - not least because of the tough draw and their own dreadful form of late. Not a coincidence that Caelan McIntyre’s been out, along with Auburn Daescher, their creative fulcrum. The Rams are missing their own tall timber in the box, with Tristram nursing an ankle injury, and the youthful Lex Klein’s been favoured up front; Womack is a big miss for them, too.

MISC
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Newrook City (4-2-3-1) 20 - Kresinger; 13 - Brincat, 17 - Gostler, 6 - Solari, 3 - Pendress; 32 - Beckett, 8 - Salter; 23 - Hagen, 21 - Ocokoljic, 14 - Szuban; 9 - Carrick
Form Guide: 20th - 0W - 2D - 3L - 3F - 11A
Coret Hawks (4-4-2) 1 - Meyer; 2 - Swain, 22 - Piirs, 4 - Harker, 13 - Kapetanovic; 7 - Maradrogba, 8 - Player, 10 - Rekawic, 16 - Segura; 20 - Pawnbroker, 23 - Rittler
Form Guide: 10th - 2W - 0D - 3L - 15F - 13A
A dead rubber on the face of it, and frankly, if it wasn’t the Seeker Derby, you could’ve expected the teenagers to get a run. But… it is. That said, Newrook are absolutely gutted by injury and even down to their third-choice goalkeeper, Deniza Kresinger. Coret are missing a few, too. But Danielle Maradrogba’s here, the only player in recent memory to have crossed the line between the two, so expect a lusty reception.

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Creed United (4-4-2) 12 - Kerris; 31 - Montoy, 19 - Worn, 6 - Barkaan, 3 - Reed; 23 - Vitaris, 4 - Selder, 21 - Shanthi, 11 - Anderson; 14 - Khautov, 10 - Korhal
Form Guide: 13th - 1W - 1D - 3L - 5F - 5A
AFC Corvistone (4-2-3-1) 12 - Locklear; 2 - Betva, 22 - Telford, 18 - Knauth, 5 - Sevet-Stokes; 13 - Retyunskikh, 8 - Ledger; 15 - Hranilovic, 26 - Sevaljevic, 10 - de la Garza; 16 - Kurtishi
Form Guide: 12th - 2W - 0D - 3L - 6F - 10A
Creed are buried at the foor of the table, Corvistone have endured a fairly disappointing season, both sides are missing key players. Don’t expect much excitement.

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Starling (4-4-2) 12 - Fawn; 33 - North, 2 - Vine, 6 - Pearce, 26 - Paramar; 7 - Novikov, 4 - Aigner, 19 - Koerver, 11 - Coffey; 9 - Garrett, 15 - Valenza
Form Guide: 3rd - 4W - 0D - 1L - 11F - 6A
Stahlburg City (4-3-3) 12 - Weaver; 6 - Weber, 5 - Houghson, 22 - Baste, 3 - Baxayev; 21 - MacMaster, 4 - MacDonald, 23 - Ovcina; 13 - Dukakis, 15 - Alvesen, 7 - Troegner
Form Guide: 11th - 1W - 3D - 1L - 7F - 6A
12th vs. 11th; not much excitement here, particularly with both sides looking fairly ramshackle. Adalheid Metzelder has opted for a 4-4-2, presumably aiming to go direct rather than play through all the Smiths’ bodies in midfield.

KICK-OFF!

1 mins - And as ever, apart from the one time it wasn’t, your girl Cleo Sutter gets the heavy duty. Just me and my irresponsible quantity of First Wind. Except it’s not First Wind, because of the whole… lawsuits… thing. They’re trying to clean up their brand identity, now, so I have a bunch of sketchy off-brand energy drinks to try instead.

2 mins - Neutrals, incidentally, should get their eyes on Crisisbless United against the Moths. Both sides need, absolutely, categorically need to win… and while the Moths have scored over a hundred goals, Crisisbless United have conceded a hundred and twenty five. It’s going to be a bloodbath.

3 mins - Already an early scare for Crisisbless in Vermillion! Claudia Makatsch turns over the ball with uncharacteristic carelessness; Wiglaf Bribitzer’s on that like white on rice, sending a vicious snapshot across the face of goal. Veluca Austen gets down well to parry it away, but there’s no orange shirt in the box to drive in the rebound; Kalabaan takes the ball and escorts it calmly out of the box.

4 mins - Starting off the night with this ‘cof’ ‘fee’ thing that people from Crisisbless are mad about. Mmm. Pretty bitter, got to say. And where’s that sucralose tang?

5 mins - GOAL! NRC 0 - 1 COH. And in a match that’s completely meaningless to everyone besides these two, the Hawks assert an early lead! Newrook fans do not like one bit that it’s Maradrogba with the assist, a curling cross that just avoided every cyan and black shirt to find the stride of Claire Rittler, who stabs the ball between Kresinger’s feet.

6 mins - As ever, though, we’ll only be keeping an eye on the dead rubbers for the goals and serious incidents. Sorry, northeasterners, literally nobody cares about you. Just like usual.

7 mins - Morgan Stretmann of Riverkey writes in: “Credit due to CNL, the first new blood we’ve seen in the Zenith in ages. Survival confirmed before the last day. Youngish squad, plenty of young talents. Attacking style that’s easy on the eye. Local rivals relegated. And they’ve conceded only 15 more goals than they did last season! Hu Jiewen the bargain of the season at just ₲1m? What a dream for them!” Agreed on all points, especially that it is very funny that Creed went down easily the same year. But mind, that’s 15 more goals… so far. And they did ship eight last round…

8 mins - Barossia United are up in arms. A crunching challenge from Ana Bystrom leaves Flora Brown in a heap. An early yellow card for someone who’s going to have to do a lot of bustling and a lot of fouling: not good!

9 mins - Crisisbless almost take the lead against Vermillion Rage! Geneva Kilgallon looks to be doing the tradtional winger move, chalk on her boots, but the Farf in her takes over; she cuts inside past Katalin Wright and drags a shot low and hard to the corner! The placement is perfect, but there’s little power in the shot, and Calico Pinter’s able to get down and smother it.

10 mins - Aries Chariots, meanwhile, are watching the dying embers of their season. Tawny Shone may be 38, she’s slow as shit, but she’s still so, so good as killing possession, making short, reliable passes, killing the game’s tempo completely. The Chariots have thrived on chaos. Her presence is not a good thing for them.

11 mins - ALRIGHT YES YOU IN THE COMMENTS, I WAS BEING FACETIOUS ABOUT NOT KNOWING WHAT COFFEE IS. NEPHARA HAS A PROUD TRADITION OF BREWING POURING DRINKING COFFEE. COFFEE IS A NEPHARAN STAPLE, DO NOT SEEK TO EDUCATE ME ABOUT COFFEE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU

12 mins - GOA-- no. Flag’s up. Sabrefell Moths thought they had the lead, a give-and-go instigated then finished by Solblindi Rake, but the rightback was, improbably, offside as Babin held the pass a fraction of a second too long. Radoslav Blaha will be glad for it being pulled back; he should have had Rake’s shot covered, but it slipped through weak hands.

13 mins - Garrett Wright from Creed writes in to say, “It’s a bit odd how many ‘Nepharim’ you see these days who have the accent but not the name. Their ways are a bit strange, too. It’s just a bit dispiriting when foreigners come to this country and expect to drink in the benefits but they name their children things like ‘Vusur’ and ‘Beatan’. Don’t you think it’s a reasonable expectation that immigrants make the effort to assimilate?” Err… sir, this is a football MBM.

14 mins - In Treason, North Laithland’s wingback Trishi Csatar lays out a brilliantly-weighted throughball. Robineau gets on the end of it, but a slightly heavy touch betrays him; Shimski comes flying out to claim, Robineau hurdles her and throws himself to the ground. A caution’s given, either for simulation or for dissent - he was furious about the lack of a call, springing miraculously to his feet the moment he heard the call for play-on…

15 mins - Actually, dogwhistle racism might have been worse than the implications I don’t know what coffee is. Might.

16 mins - GOAL! CHH 0 - 1 BRI. Waiting for something unusual to happen? Too bad. Kisvarda Marin manages a frankly obscene unsighted through-ball with the outside of her boot - Marin doesn’t even start most games! - for Tess Miller to run onto the end of, and she drills her strike low past Meinhard Gates. Keep a clean sheet and Brinemouth win the league.

17 mins - Garrett Wright’s wrightten back to assure me he knows some very fine Mytenars. Among the many responses, my favourite is probably Jasper Florin: “Sorry, someone from Creed is worried about immigration? Who the fuck is seriously going to Creed?” Has a point!

18 mins - Hold on a moment. Have there really only been two goals thus far? Been plenty of energy but little end product across the round, it seems. Though the Moths have been all over United thus far, Rake’s strike being offside means they technically haven’t managed a shot on target.

19 mins - Meanwhile, Brinemouth almost get a second from a bizarre source; a Chenoworth Harriers foul throw. Almwood comes over to claim it and takes it quickly, releasing a can’t-be-offside-from-a-throw Marin down the left. She rifles a cross across the face of goal and it’s met beautifully in flight by Tess Miller, but Meinhard Gates defies his former club with a powerful two-handed save!

20 mins - GOAL! CRD 0 - 1 CVS. Well, there’s one goal, albeit in a game that doesn’t matter. De la Garza nutmegs Montoy, races past him, barely beats the ball to the touchline, firing in a cutback and crashing into the advertising hoardings. His sacrifice is Corvistone’s gain. Kurtishi smashes the cutback straight at Kerris; it’s beaten down, but Danilo Sevaljevic is there to follow it in and drive home the rebound!

21 mins - Okay, cracking open the first of the energy drinks. Flavour: Tikariotian strained yoghurt. Huh. I’ll admit, I can’t see even as depraved an organisation as First Wind trying this.

22 mins - Once again, Crisisbless almost strike, though this time through a blissfully olde-school method. Veluca Austen catches Treatise’s cross, takes a moment to evaluate the wind and then thumps a long kick up the other end of the pitch. Lothas Ludwig gets under it and flicks it on, past both flat-footed Vermillion centre-halves, and suddenly, Zinaida Woodcarver’s through on goal! Pinter comes out hard and fast, and Woodcarver’s shot goes disappointingly high and wide.

23 mins - Cressida Lyons’ take on the whole immigration issue: “I actually think it’s a heartening sign of how far we’ve come as a society that we’re starting to normalise casual racism. My mother would tell me about the days where we were too insular and too much of a shithole to have any real experience of foreigners. There wasn’t even an opportunity for edges to rub up against each other.”

24 mins - So, turns out. While energy drinks and strained yoghurt sound like a natural combination, this does, in fact, taste terrible. I shotgunned the whole thing in three deeply unpleasant minutes. Good thing it was only ₲2. I will be washing it out with some… er… I can’t read this language, but that looks like a lime… ?

25 mins - A spectacular double-save from Marko Culweather denies the Chariots! Okay, the first save was actually part of the problem - Scalena Woodwright dips inside and shoots low and hard, but Culweather can only parry it back into trouble. But with remarkable pace, he rises and makes himself utterly huge, a strong arm parrying aside Beatan Shearer’s follow-up!

26 mins - Almost a goal out of nowhere in Barossia. Three crisp passes scythe through a Raven River midfield that the Shrikes have mostly just sought to bypass, Ida Lancer turns Stefans and goes for goal herself and her strike just shaves the outside of the post!

27 mins - GOAL! CRD 1 - 1 CVS. Bizarrely, the long stretch of barren goal action is broken by the same game. A flicked header from Khautov crashes past Locklear for goal number 12 of the season.

28 mins - Sabrefell Moths are warming up against Crisisbless United. The Chequers found some joy early on with their pressing, but it seems that the Moths - initially rushed - are settling down, warming to their task. Nick Riordan prowls the corner of the box, and relying on Dimitar Ingold to keep him in his pocket for another hour seems, well, a daunting task for a defender who has pretty clearly seemed too good for 1Div but not Zenith material.

29 mins - GOAL! CNL 1 - 0 SFA. A frankly bizarre opener for CNL! A rare mistake from the steady Stephenson sees him pass weakly into midfield under pressure, meant for Belltower but intercepted by Amelia Ibsdottir; she fires a low, rasping drive off one post, off the other post, and while the wrong-footed Raluca Garamond’s blood twists, Victoria Remeikis is the only person in the box to anticipate the ball’s path and stretches out a boot to poke home the opener! Replays reveal she was offside. But who cares?

30 mins - Almost goal number 2 for Brinemouth. After a well-taken high corner from Kuhar-Arh, Anaximander Scales has the ball in the net and protests vehemently to the referee, but the goal was never going to stand. Did he technically drag the ball over the line? Yes. Did he absolutely flatten Gates to get it there? Also yes.

31 mins - “I’d wager,” types Loiza Kennard with an air of weariness, “that Cressida Lyons’ mother, respected socio-cultural historian that she might be, may have overlooked the early wave of Pravennan immigration and the ripples that had. Catheline Stockinger calling her own father a ‘typical deadbeat souvlaki’ in an interview and not even being pulled up on it? To say nothing of the outcry when Isadora Caravella turned down a callup from Nephara to see if Yttribia were interested. It’s always been there under the surface, we’ve just now reached critical mass where it can’t be ignored.”

32 mins - Brinemouth aren’t afraid to get cynical where it suits them. When Birgitte Nørup threatens to get past Blanco, he’s entirely happy to grab much of her shirt and wrestle her to the floor just outside the box. A booking the Dockers will be content to take, and a stonewall call, though it doesn’t stop Blanco complaining…

33 mins - CNL vs. the Rams has picked up markedly since the first goal, already some crunching challenges in the box. And… that one’s deeply unfortunate. Katona Meredith’s been left in a heap by Susan Monaghan, who dusts off her hands as if to say, ‘job well done’. She gets a yellow card. Meredith… doesn’t look entirely right, but she’ll struggle on.

34 mins - GOAL! TRE 1 - 0 NLA. Treason vs. North Laithland has been a pretty bitter, attritional scrap, and its peripheral importance to the overall picture means there’s been little focus on it, but even so: Morgan Rosenblatt doing Morgan Rosenblatt things is always worth watching. She’s probably been the outstanding player of this era of the game, and dances through the Spiders’ packed midfield and defence like they aren’t even there, before unselfishly laying off for Tabithe Drake to sidefoot into the open net.

35 mins - Carlotte Moriarty writes in: “I’ve never personally experienced racism in this meat-suit, but one of my alters is a Sameban who fled the jackbooted Euran thugs that illigally [sic] invaded her country, and the ostracismation [sic] she had is almost as much as her struggles growing up as a werewolf otherkin, where the other children would laugh and throw stones in their buckhollic [sic] village.” Okay, what the fuck does any of this mean? I’m too old for this shit.

36 mins - Against the run of play, Vermillion Rage call for a penalty! August Kovac, who isn’t known for diving in, chops down Lena Treatise juuuust outside the box. The free kick is still dangerous, but while Treatise curls the ball around the wall, it goes straight down Veluca Austen’s throat.

37 mins - … Seriously, though, why isn’t anyone scoring? The scoreless scoreline in Chequers vs. Moths is especially inexplicable given what both teams need.

38 mins - GOAL! NSF 1 - 0 ARC. Oh, Aries… ! Well, the Bohemians have dominated the play but not yet translated it into shots from open play. Solution? A free kick floated in beautifully by Tawny Shone, and in the press of bodies, Neuwirth slides and hooks out a boot and drives the ball past Besand!

39 mins - The Rage get another credible chance! Treatise’s cross is met powerfully by Petras’ head, and a flying backward save from Austen is required, a springing leap to tip the ball over the bar before landing agonisingly on her back! But she gets to her feet and gets to work riling up the home crowd.

40 mins - CNL star Katona Meredith’s finally forced off. Teenager Katarin Brandt comes on, number 49 on her back. She’s impressed in injury- and suspension-enforced cameos but wasn’t even training with the senior team until after the halfway point of the season. Now, both these sides have serious reason to be aggrieved. That’s a big win for the neutral!

41 mins - GOAL! NRC 0 - 2 COH. A set piece here, too. Maradrogba’s corner, Gostler’s head. His first Zenith goal, actually! And he’s celebrating like a true pro, across the length of the home active support as they throw coins and water bottles at him.

42 mins - GOAL! STA 0 - 1 STC. In the least relevant game of the round… no, that isn’t strong enough. In the most irrelevant game of the round, Maria Dukakis draws a penalty off former Smith Tamiika Vine for a careless handball. Ramon MacMaster sends Fawn the wrong way from the spot.

43 mins - “Please,” begs Jason Fueller, “stop publishing these weird fringe people. This MBM is the only time a lot of people get a sight into the Nepharan man on the street, and get to see how normal, right-thinking and not contemplating sacking monasteries we are. Don’t make them think we’re coffee-less racist furries instead.” Little known fact, MBM actually stands for ‘Mnot Bmy Mproblem’.

44 mins - Lime is a pretty good energy drink flavour, turns out. And we’re keeping on the bright green theme with… uh… ‘mint chocolate’?

45 mins - Crisisbless are back in the ascendancy against Vermillion Rage, but just seem to be a bit more focused stroking the ball around midfield, getting the game calmed down. Now, just as I’ve typed that, Makatsch turns and tries to release Kestrel Anharbour down the right… but overhits the pass, out for a throw.

Injury time - GOAL! CHH 1 - 1 BRI. Now that-- that’s put the cat amongst the fucking pigeons! Brinemouth go looking for their second before the half, but a magnificent sliding block from Danica Hull cuts out the theoretically killer ball; things don’t stop there, though! Hull flicks out a boo, gets the ball to Cantrell, to Longhouse, who turns and slings the ball down the right. That’s where Vusur Rajovic is! And he doesn’t feel like the easy option, turning the shoulder - Almwood, uncharacteristically, overcorrects and goes sliding - cuts into the box and smashes a peach of a finish past Middleton! So, what does that mean… ?

HALF-TIME!

Scores
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 0-0 Crisisbless

Crisisbless United 0-0 Sabrefell Moths
Barossia United 0-0 Raven River

North Sabrefell 1-0 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 1-0 North Laithland
Corinthians No Longer 1-0 Sabrefell Athletic

Newrook City 0-2 Coret Hawks
Creed United 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Starling 0-1 Stahlburg City

As things stand…
Brinemouth win the title, Crisisbless reach the CL. The Moths, Chariots and Treason reach the ChC. Barossia United reach the relegation playoff. Crisisbless United and Creed United are relegated.

RESTART!

46 mins - And the teams trot back out. Only the Moths have taken the extra window at the interval to make a change, Kelzi Haraslin entering for Jean-Christophe Babin. That’s caused some disquiet; Haraslin’s not nearly his equal as a playmaker, but offers more grunt and a thumping shot that might just give Blaha cause for discomfort.

47 mins - “I think,” thinks Nicola Bennett, “that it’s a good and beautiful thing that the increasing diversity of Nephara is finally being reflected in the national team. You can really see the evolution of the nation as time’s gone on; already those pictures of the WC67 team, even the ‘74 team, don’t quite look right anymore. It’s not quite the same country.” True: in WC74 we had a world-class double pivot.

48 mins - And of all sources, Anders Kaluza the leftback almost puts the Moths ahead! Was it a cross? Was it a shot? Hard to say, but it made Radoslav Blaha backpedal and flick the ball over the bar! Reminder that if that had gone in, as things stand, the Moths would have stolen the title…

49 mins - Brinemouth… should probably have retaken the lead. But when the clever diagonal chip from Söderström cuts through the Harriers’ defence, Miller wriggles through and… takes a hideous air-swing, barely glancing her toes against the ball. Gates races out to catch it, but it was never heading into the net.

50 mins - Yet another almost-goal for the Moths! A free kick from Haraslin is raked down the box; reaching out a boot is centre-half Niedermayer, who smashes against the post from close-range! Bianca Richards just about hacks the ball clear for a corner, which is ultimately claimed and jumped on by Blaha. But Sabrefell really, really want this win.

51 mins - The mint chocolate is finally through. I feel like the skin around my gums has seared off. At least the next flavour should be some respite: ‘sparkling water’. Eh?

52 mins - GOAL! NSF 1 - 1 ARC. Not a lot’s been going on in this Sabrefell slugfest, so a goal might just be what’s needed! Simple thing, Woodwright’s cross - pinpoint as they’ve been all season - finds Beatan Shearer in the air, a header flicked past Marko Culweather to level the scores!

53 mins - And already Kelzi Haraslin’s making her impact known! A brutal challenge chops down Bianca Richards after she shows just a bit too much of the ball, and before anyone can pounce, Haraslin smashes a shot from distance that whistles just inches wide! The Moths almost had their opening… from just about nowhere.

54 mins - “What’s the best ‘obvious diaspora’ XI you can make from Nephara?” wonders Colan Briarwood. “Best I’ve got is: Miura; Jeong Polichev Sevet-Stokes; Kama Hranilovic Sevaljevic Covolan Xu; Berenguer Miller.” You do see Millers around in Nephara, to be fair, even if Milner and Mueller are more common. Also: 3-5-2? Really? Guess we’ve found Corinne Mersiades’ alt. Good shout on Miura, though, I probably would have just nominated a 50-something Caravella.

55 mins - GOAL! CRU 1 - 0 SFM. Completely against the run of play! The first shot the Chequers have taken all half! But it’s enough! Gyldenstroem is absolutely bodied by the young and ambitious Fenech, inexplicably not given as a foul, but Fenech turns and runs like hell up the pitch; Barra lumps it forward, Wren beats Vol Brininger in the air to flick it on, and now the ball’s with Topaz Caulker. She passes along to Fenech who crosses first-time, and it lands beautifully for Vadim Arkhipov, whose first-time shot crashes off the inside of the far post and in! Bautista with no chance, and now the Moths need two!

56 mins - This news has gone over like a lead balloon in Woden Avenue; they need a win now, as things stand. But the bugbear they’ve had all season is the lack of answers on the bench. Rotariu is not a viable option at this level. Neither is Isla Leskosek… who is starting because Djordic is out. The absence of anyone to give them a kick off the bench explains a lot of their tendency to fade down the stretch in games, and they need a boost.

57 mins - Regarding the diaspora: the other question, of course, is who these players will declare for. It’s never easy to be an international, but getting into Nephara’s never easy. Sevet-Stokes has already represented Nephara at multiple tournaments, of course, and Tanith Xu’s tied to Nephara; so has Kama.

58 mins - GOAL! CNL 2 - 0 SFA. Athletic have been the better side since the second half started… but they have no answer when Amelia Ibsdottir’s corner swerves in past a bewildered Garamond, crashes off the crossbar and gets bundled home by Hu Jiewen! Just as we’d talked about what a magnificent season he was having… and that’s his first Zenith goal.

59 mins - GOAL! VRR 0 - 1 CRI. This. Changes. Everything!! It is not a great goal! A few passes zip around midfield, then to the leftback Auburn Delasra, who finds Lothas Ludwig free in a pocket around the fringe of the box. He goes for the shot, and while on target, it’s an easy save for Pinter until, critically, smacking Toivonen’s calf on the way through! Pinter flails a leg at it but no dice, Crisisbless are up, Brinemouth are against the wall!

60 mins - And it almost doesn’t matter, but it still does! In Chenoworth, Meinhard Gates has come up with an absolutely colossal save to preserve the level scores, the big man getting across his line at a spectacular pace before clawing Söderström’s shot off-target with a mighty bear paw!

61 mins - Another nearly-goal; and with the ball at Nick Riordan’s feat, the word ‘nearly’ doesn’t come up often! But given an inch of space to wriggle into, he must do better than shooting straight down Blaha’s throat… he bites a nail. No, not nearly good enough…

62 mins - GOAL! BAU 1 - 0 RVR. And that’s absolutely massive! Jubilation in Woden Avenue! Lancer’s through-ball slips past Brivio’s air-swing and reaches Hjort, whose shot is blocked manfully by Guildenstern. But the ball reaches Leona, who cuts inside and cuts back for Ida Lancer as she arrives in the box, puts her boot through the ball, and it flies beyond Gabriella! Now no matter what happens to Crisisbless United, the Shrikes are still in with a chance!

63 mins - “Speaking personally,” speaks Paul Rech, “I’m fine with diaspora declaring for other options. It means we get little Nepharas B, C and D running around the place, and more successes we can claim as our own.” Man’s got a point.

64 mins - Barossia United are understandably going defensive. Ana Bystrom, who is on a booking and has come close to risking a second a few times, is off for the veteran Augustin Dirac; Revelle Szusza replaces Isla Leskosek, a 31-year old trickster who never was much for tracking back.

65 mins - GOAL! CHH 2 - 1 BRI. AMELIA RUMFORD! THE DEFENSIVE OPTION! She wasn’t even meant to be starting, most fans wanted Girardi instead, but she’s capped off a heroic performance pressing from on high with a goal, squirming away from the bodies in midfield and following the time-honoured technique of smacking the ball hard for the top corner, leaving Middleton motionless! The Harriers lead! Now Brinemouth need two!

66 mins - If Brinemouth fuck this up, it’s a… it’s… I mean, it’s a very Crisisbless type of capitulation. Seems obscene that it’s actually the Heelers who stand to benefit at this stage! That’s not how it’s meant to be!

67 mins - An immense run through the lines from Paavo Lindgren exposes Barossia’s glass jaw for a moment, the rightback skipping past every challenge, reaching the box and seemingly just forgetting to shoot… the chance trickles out as a heavy touch allows Chary Longstreet to race out and claim. Lindgren’s too tired to hurdle her, and ‘accidentally’ kicks her in the ribs instead, sparking a minor scuffle.

68 mins - That’s done it. Triple-substitution now for Brinemouth, as the Zenith have added the five-substitute rule this season. Patron, Tauscher and Brand prepare to enter the fray… just as the Harriers ready to bring on Jens Rutter and Innocent Felton to help close the game out. The first three should be names everyone knows. The latter two need not be.

69 mins - Normally I refrain, but there’s been few enough goals on a generally cagey night that I’ll just allow myself this once to say: nice.

70 mins - I crack open the applejack-flavoured energy drink. Fourth or fifth of the night, it’s hard to count, the empty cans won’t sit still. I contemplate my recent diagnosis of restless leg energy drink. Reminder that as things stand, Crisisbless take the title and Barossia United have a chance of survival. Brinemouth need two goals to change that, Crisisbless United need to maintain their result and hope River score.

71 mins - SFM PENALTY! Oh dear, that isn’t what they need to happen, if you were wondering. Crisisbless United are devastated, their fans crying foul, but realistically there can be no objections. Cale Bennett, a centre-half by trade who has been mostly solid but sometimes uneasy on the right, panics and chops down Alderwood after he’s beaten by a dip of the shoulder. Radoslav Blaha gets booked for dissent in the aftermath.

72 mins - GOAL! CRU 1 - 1 SFM. Lyzolda Petrov steps up, of course she does. And she takes three practiced steps back before dashing up and slamming her penalty into the bottom corner. Countryman Blaha went the right way but couldn’t reach it.

73 mins - “Forget all this talk about racism,” thunders Micah Blossoms, “let’s get to what’s really important: Nephara won’t be represented in IFCF by Treason. This robs me, specifically, of the usual entertainment; Treason being the only Zenith side worth a damn as the rest all lose, showing how much what’s left of our coefficient relies on--” Ah, ah, ah. You said the ‘c’ word, my friend. Your spite is noted and appreciated but your opinion is invalid.

74 mins - Tawny Shone’s off for North Sabrefell. The stadium gives her a standing ovation, and she absolutely drinks it in. 38 years old, over a hundred Nephara caps and supposedly no plans to retire, even if her ability to slide into challenges and break legs has vanished. She’s still one of the most cunning and, flatly, evil midfielders in the game, though, and can surely do a job for someone. 20-year old Platinum Andrews replaces her, as the Chariots tap their feet impatiently, waiting for a chance to take the lead.

75 mins - BRI PENALTY! And that’s a huge, huge opportunity for the Dockers to get back on level terms. The Harriers are swarming the referee, but it looked a fairly clear-cut thing, a handball from Otxoa that blocked a shot on target from Pernille Brand. And Brinemouth are swarming the referee too, demanding a red. It looks like Lukas Tauscher will take the penalty…

76 mins - Oh, no! He’s been so reliable in the past for Brinemouth, he’s been the hero multiple times on last days, but here, he waits for former teammate Meinhard Gates to commit to either side… he doesn’t, he never does, he holds his nerve and by the time Tauscher strikes the ball there’s no power left! Gates falls on top of it and the Harriers’ fans are going wild, even if the result is meaningless to them!

77 mins - GOAL! CRU 2 - 1 SFM. Unbelievable! The Chequers are right back in it, and out of nothing! They’d managed plenty of pressure outside the box but been unable to punch through or get the ball to Caulker, until Traci Keener says, fuck it, and puts her damn foot through it, her strike rising and rising and beating the stranded Loree Bautista! But the Chequers are still waiting on Barossia United, who remain ahead against River…

78 mins - GOAL! TRE 2 - 0 NLA. Röskvi is as good at scoring from half-chances as he is horrifically, unspeakably ugly. Though Amber Turner will feel she could have done better, regardless. But with the amount of power Röskvi was able to squeeze out, and the placement at such a narrow angle, ‘beaten at the near post’ kind of stops having any meaning. Suffice to say, Treason have their Challengers Cup third preliminary phase elimination on lock.

79 mins - Applejack-flavoured energy drink was a mistake. I need to get that First Wind sponsorship back. I need to.

80 mins - God, imagine being from Chenoworth, where the most significant thing that happens to your club is that you end up derailing someone else’s title bid. What a miserable existence!

81 mins - GOAL! BAU 1 - 1 RVR. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Another run from Lindgren, skipping past two terracotta shirts, but this time, a pass instead of an un-shot. Flora Brown has the ball on the edge of the box. Shrikes, your one job was to make sure Flora Brown didn’t get the ball on the edge of the box. A low, vicious strike curls between Cooke’s feet, past Longstreet and into the net!

82 mins - Immediately, Bronwyn Gerhardt goes to the bench again. This time it’s the exhausted, fragile Ida Lancer off for Kylene Rotariu, a towering 33-year old striker. Not a popular substitution at all, but it trades in the chance of a moment of magic for the probably larger chance of hoofing it to the big lass and praying.

83 mins - I will admit, I am shamelessly hoping for Crisisbless United to stay up. You really just cannot compete with a team that concedes well over three goals a game and yet still somehow lives, like some kind of red-and-black-chequered cockroach. This could be our La Querida moment.

84 mins - GOAL! NSF 1 - 2 ARC. This almost feels worse, to know that the Chariots have now remembered how to beat teams. Now that the result is almost totally irrelevant. This isn’t even their best-ever finish, mind, they’ve come 2nd before. Anyway, veteran Shaheen Taleb gets the job done, just three minutes after coming on.

85 mins - Time for more substitutions. Vermillion … have nothing to play for and a Cup final to go ahead to, so 21-year olds Mervat Crewe and Jacqui Sparhawk, who aren’t even going to play in the final most likely, get to come on. Brinemouth are unimpressed, but they probably should have considered winning their game!

86 mins - That was almost, almost it for Barossia! Petra Markham, young and tired, has a careless pass turned over to Szusza down the right and has to race after her, loudly swearing the whole time. Szusza hits the touchline and lashes a raking ball across the face of goal. Hjort slides in and can’t get contact! Rotariu dives in head-first… and her head can only glance the ball out for a goal-kick! Both Shrikes’ strikers are left with their heads in their hands!

87 mins - GOAL! CRD 1 - 2 CVS. Endre Case. It’s nowhere important. Nothing important. Don’t worry about it; eyes on the prize!

88 mins - The Harriers almost score a third! Brinemouth overcommit forward, and yet another sliding challenge from Hull - who has been immense - paves the way for a counterattack. Pembroke fires a cross across the face of goal but there’s nobody to drive it in! Harriers with a double substitution, now - that’s Inaki Otxoa off in his farewell, he drinks in the applause, Brinemouth really, really want to restart play… Nørup exits, too. Fenton and Davison, on.

89 mins - By now the Moths need two goals and also need Vermillion to score. The Chequers need to keep the advantage, but also need Barossia to fail to score against Raven River. Little surprise the game has become very tense, and very bitty. Têrçêr Anaximane, only recently on, starts a brawl with Lori Cillian after a crunching challenge; that will suit the Chequers just fine…

90 mins - It’s pure attack versus defence now. Brinemouth, title still feeling within reach. The Harriers, fuelled by spite and hatred of good things. Tauscher tries to beat two men but the chance is snuffed out. In his younger days he’d have managed it. But Rutter’s clearance is inexplicably poor; it comes to Rhyme Besler, substitute at leftback, who goes direct, slings in a cross to fellow substitute Patron. Headed clear by Hull, who has been absolutely immense! But the ball falls to Pernille Brand… who shoots over the bar! Might that be it? Gates is in no hurry to take the goalkick…

Injury time - GOAL! But it’s… CNL 3 - 0 SFA. A meaningless third to condemn the demoralised Rams to 6th, nothing more! As the final whistles blow in Sabrefell, Chenoworth, Vermillion, Covenant… the Shrikes are going down! And the trophy’s on its way to Vermillion! The Rage have it in them to be magnanimous in defeat, and they’ve lost nothing from it! Brinemouth don’t, their fans are in tears; it was all in their hands! They just needed to take care of business against the fucking Harriers! What a magnificent sport!

RESULTS
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Crisisbless
Crisisbless United 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
Barossia United 1-1 Raven River
North Sabrefell 1-2 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 2-0 North Laithland
Corinthians No Longer 3-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Newrook City 0-2 Coret Hawks
Creed United 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Starling 0-1 Stahlburg City
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2DIV Lazuli Diamonds vs. GC Armstrong


Poor, broke Armstrong have been through the wringer lately. And it doesn’t get easier for them, as a free-flowing Lazuli Diamonds play without any pressure. The first goal comes off a corner dropped on hulking centre-half Pieters’ head, sure, but the corner was at least won by intricate attacking play. A scruffy tap-in from Gisella Martyn late on reaches the right result, even in an ugly way.

LAZULI DIAMONDS 2 - 0 Armstrong
LZD: Pieters 29’, Martyn 87’


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1DIV Stahlburg Rovers vs. 2DIV Greygate

Stahlburg Rovers (4-3-3) 20 - Calcutt; 2 - Anders, 13 - Wisdom, 6 - Steele, 3 - Melander; 15 - Feistle, 4 - Lascar, 8 - Tone; 7 - Channell, 21 - Margush, 11 - Barker
Greygate (4-3-3) 1 - Weghorst; 2 - Thilmann, 5 - George, 6 - Mavrias, 3 - Mesorounis; 7 - Shallows, 15 - Steer, 4 - Vormus; 13 - Mardica, 17 - Bertos, 16 - Stonecypher

One side on the way down; other side on the way up. Nobody expected Greygate in the promotion push, nobody expected the Rovers, well, to get as far as 18th. But it’s still been a dire, miserable season for the Rovers, and even Greygate still have that sufferball DNA. It’s a first half to forget for both teams; desperate long balls, thumping clearances, a lot of Proper Football and very little that’s actually remotely watchable. Leonhard Bertos comes the closest to a goal early on, one long ball allowing him to break clear of his markers, tearing away… only to thump his shot straight at Esther Calcutt.

The second half is a little better. The Rovers have clearly been told to calm down and assert their superior skill while trying to safeguard against Greygate’s more energetic, pacy team. For a while it works, Mari Tone offering an easy touch of class in the centre unmatched by any around her, while Jason Margush is hooked for the ultimately more dangerous but even more ultimately profligate Dimitar Guzan. And his shanks cost the team. One careless turnover from the aging Feistle is pounced on by Steer, and a clever one-two on the left wing plays Kali Stonecypher through on goal. The better option: to centre it for the advancing Bertos, and that’s what Calcutt seems to expect, because Stonecypher’s cheeky little toe-poke catches her totally off-guard and beats her at her near post. Tone hits a post late on and Weghorst narrowly avoids a penalty for bundling over Steele at a late corner, but ultimately, the Wardens hold out to secure their long-awaited First Division return.

Stahlburg Rovers 0 - 1 GREYGATE
GRG: Stonecypher 78’


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ZENITH Crisisbless United vs. 1DIV Goodfeather FC

Crisisbless United (4-2-3-1) 12 - Blaha; 31 - Wilhelm, 22 - Ingold, 6 - Barra, 3 - Cillian; 20 - Reid, 16 - Richards; 7 - Arkhipov, 13 - Wren, 46 - Fenech; 11 - Caulker
Bench: 40 - Frey; 5 - Royston, 10 - Samsa, 14 - Davis, 19 - Fussell, 35 - Keener, 47 - Falcone

Goodfeather FC (4-3-1-2) 1 - Peridot; 17 - Cristante, 5 - Yarlut, 2 - Etoka, 22 - Jewell; 14 - Orakhin, 33 - Gale, 4 - Anzehelm; 8 - Blackburn; 16 - Cale, 10 - Catepan
Bench: 12 - Pomander; 3 - Chandler, 7 - Lorzer, 19 - Saline, 20 - Kell, 23 - Vas, 27 - Jelenc

Goodfeather are missing Dashaun Howard and Leo Emmerich, with the versatile Dala Etoka partnering fellow Confederate Malai Yarlut in the heart of defence. But they’re getting off softly compared to Crisisbless United who are, as they have been pretty much all season, shredded by injury. Kayleigh Reid races back from injury to barely make the starting XI - a near enough thing that Zyta Penrith is taken to the stadium, just in case - but is explicitly only cleared to play an hour. Volga Hoellerer will not listen to these instructions.

Reid spends the first half of the game playing very much like she needed to rest for longer, but then, Crisisbless United are kind of poor throughout. Goodfeather have their number; they keep the ball in midfield, and they keep deadly calm in the face of the Chequer’s hard pressing game. Seona Gale in particular is an oasis. But the issue is finishing; Blaha makes some good saves, yes, but the Quakers look toothless, while every time the Chequers break they look like scoring. Still, they just about look to have got away with it when, at last, Casey Anzehelm finds the right angle to play in Flavia Catepan, who delicately sidefoots past the exposed Blaha. To say he’s displeased with the defence is an understatement, and in injury time, the timing couldn’t be worse.

But United are made of sterner stuff than they’re credited with - or maybe they’re just used to conceding - and they fix their shit at the break. Reid goes from the worst player on the pitch to the best, able to turn the man deficit in midfield into a seeming advantage to the eye test, and that ultimately helps shift the ball further and further towards Goodfeather’s goal. There’s a sinking feeling in the First Division side; like they’re about to be made to pay for not making more of their early chances and pressure.

They’re right. Wren wins a free kick when Gale drags him to the floor, and though the distance is unforgiving, Arkhipov fires in the free kick with such velocity that, without actually making contact with anyone on its way through, it beats Peridot and levels the scores. And Arkhipov’s again critical in what proves the winner; this time, bearing down on goal and getting hacks down by countryman Yarlut. Constantine Wren, all the pressure in the world on his shoulders, goes straight down the middle as Peridot slumps over to one side, and Crisisbless United withstand a late flurry to retain their top-flight position.

CRISISBLESS UNITED 2 - 1 Goodfeather FC
CHT: Arkhipov 63’, Wren 70’ pen
GDF: Catepan 45+2’


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RENSENBRINK CUP FINAL

Vermillion Rage (4-3-3) 1 - Pinter; 6 - Wright, 18 - Jeong, 5 - Toivonen, 3 - Province; 8 - Covolan, 25 - Curtin, 15 - Bribitzer; 23 - Beringer, 9 - Grant, 11 - Treatise
Bench: 12 - Carroll; 2 - Green, 4 - Sorrell, 7 - Petras, 22 - Matthews, 27 - Mason, 26 - Crosetti

AFC Rochford (4-4-2) 12 - Rutherford; 2 - Lyons, 5 - Raleigh, 22 - Dajo, 18 - Mueller; 22 - Chambers, 4 - Finnan, 8 - Perish,11 - Petrus; 7 - Sïrustós, 9 - Xoferis
Bench: 1 - Rochester; 3 - Radic, 10 - Koellner, 16 - Hyde, 17 - Bowman, 23 - Scarlett, 34 - Conway

Vermillion Rage arrive as clear and obvious favourites to defend their Cup title. They’re the better side with the better pedigree and the better players; Rochford finished 17th in the First Division. This would have been a dreadful season for the Owls, if not for this run. But they do have this run! That’s the beauty of the Cup; now, this season is one to remember. Even if they lose here. But what if they don’t?

Unfortunately for that narrative, Vermillion hit the ground running, dominating possession and stroking the ball around the opposition half basically without any friction. Rochford’s disciplined banks of four shuffle this way and that, but the lack of pressure in midfield is ruthlessly exploited by Brenecia international Lienke Covolan, who puts her head down and her foot through the ball, smashing through a low and lethal strike that leaves Rutherford without a chance. And it’s that failure to close down Covolan that costs the Owls again in the 37th minute, her close control letting her slip between two blue shirts before playing a ball through to Merrill Grant, clumsily left unmarked; she bulldozes past Dajo as he races to intercept, then absolutely leathers a shot past Rutherford.

After the interval, Vermillion come close to immediately pulling another goal ahead - Grant rises highest for a cross and her header shaves the crossbar - but Rochford quickly pull themselves together. Going direct and relying on pace and power, they’re briefly able to take the fight to the Rage, and a deftly taken cross of their own, from Ninian Petrus, is converted at the near post by Sïrustós. That threatens to make things interesting, as Sïrustós celebrates in front of the Vermillion technical area, while strike partner Xoferis goes for the ball.

If Sïrustós was hoping to demoralise Vermillion, though, no dice. Rochford arm-wrestle Vermillion into submission for a few more minutes, but can’t keep up the pressure and, while it lasts, can’t convert it into shots. Vermillion restore their advantage when the fresh legs of Vetta Crosetti dance through Rochford’s back line before dragging an agonisingly slow shot past Rutherford, nicking the inside of the post on the way in. A valiant effort from Rochford, but superior technique told in the end.

VERMILLION RAGE 3 - 1 AFC Rochford
VRR: Covolan 21’, Grant 37’, Crosetti 77’
RCH: Sïrustós 62’


ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 38 22 11 5 85 30 +55 77
2 Brinemouth 38 22 9 7 92 39 +53 75

3 Aries Chariots 38 23 6 9 68 45 +23 75
4 Sabrefell Moths 38 23 5 10 104 59 +45 74
5 AFC Treason 38 21 7 10 78 46 +32 70

6 Sabrefell Athletic 38 21 4 13 80 62 +18 67
7 Coret Hawks 38 19 6 13 86 61 +25 63
8 AFC Corvistone 38 17 9 12 60 54 +6 60
9 Raven River 38 18 6 14 71 75 -4 60
10 Stahlburg City 38 13 12 13 42 40 +2 51
11 Vermillion Rage 38 15 5 18 49 55 -6 50
12 Chenoworth Harriers 38 14 7 17 62 60 +2 49
13 Starling 38 12 11 15 46 57 -11 47
14 North Laithland 38 11 9 18 52 78 -26 42
15 Corinthians No Longer 38 10 8 20 48 66 -18 38
16 Newrook City 38 9 10 19 46 65 -19 37
17 North Sabrefell 38 10 7 21 46 71 -25 37
18 Crisisbless United 38 9 7 22 59 126 -67 34
19 Barossia United 38 8 9 21 39 71 -32 33
20 Creed United 38 7 4 27 30 83 -53 25
AWARDS
Emerald Boot (Goals Scored): Nick Riordan (SFM) - 29
Emerald Ball (Player of the Year): Anne-Marie Roux (CRI)
Emerald Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Astrid Swain (COH)
Emerald Fist (Debutant of the Year): Margarita Lillehammer-Lockright (ARC)
Team of the Year: Middleton (BRI); Swain (COH), Copperhead (CRI), Lillehammer (ARC), Nyberg (SFM); Anharbour (CRI), Kevaarsen (ARC), Rosenblatt (TRE), Roux (CRI); Miller (BRI), Riordan (SFM)
Emerald Crest (Manager of the Year): Lexus Ulreich (ARC)

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Southfell United 38 28 6 4 106 51 +55 90
2 New Oakstone Phoenix 38 23 9 6 94 42 +52 78

3 Goodfeather FC 38 23 4 11 85 50 +35 73
4 Chardonnay Rangers 38 20 11 7 80 47 +33 71
5 Parrhesia United 38 19 6 13 80 64 +16 63
6 Chatswood 38 17 12 9 53 38 +15 63
7 Iron City 38 18 7 13 49 36 +13 61
8 Belgrave 38 16 12 10 67 56 +11 60
9 South Laithland 38 17 8 13 44 38 +6 59
10 Cranequin Wanderers 38 17 6 15 52 49 +3 57
11 Leichhardt 38 16 8 14 48 48 +0 56
12 Diamondqueen 38 16 4 18 50 52 -2 52
13 Brookford Otters 38 13 13 12 44 47 -3 52
14 Mantlegrove 38 12 8 18 46 63 -17 44
15 Aries Solitaire 38 12 7 19 49 76 -27 43
16 Alliance Barossia 38 11 7 20 39 56 -17 40
17 AFC Rochford 38 9 8 21 43 54 -11 35
18 Stahlburg Rovers 38 7 5 26 40 91 -51 26
19 Gonen's Bridge 38 5 8 25 41 109 -68 23
20 Cranequin City 38 3 7 28 19 62 -43 16
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Ravil Kulesza (SFU) - 32
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Valletta Keepsake (SFU)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Ravil Kulesza (SFU)
Team of the Year: Libuda (CHT); Cristante (GDF), Mueller (CDR), Ryman (NOP), Zidler (SFU); Antelmi-Evans (NOP), Orakhin (GDF), Keepsake (SFU), Osprey (CHR); Zoric (NOP), Kulesza (SFU)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Audrey Kennett (NOP)

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Boltcroft Thorns 38 25 4 9 91 39 +52 79
2 Chenoworth Rovers 38 25 4 9 81 42 +39 79
3 Greygate 38 23 4 11 64 35 +29 73

4 Peregrine 38 19 12 7 73 41 +32 69
5 Morningstar 38 19 9 10 60 39 +21 66
6 Vermillion Wanderers 38 17 12 9 56 38 +18 63
7 West Brinemouth 38 17 12 9 46 34 +12 63
8 Locksley 38 15 10 13 66 43 +23 55
9 Autumnstone 38 14 13 11 50 50 +0 55
10 AFC Serpentine 38 15 9 14 55 64 -9 54
11 Cypher Town 38 13 13 12 38 37 +1 52
12 Lindmark Falcons 38 15 7 16 62 68 -6 52
13 Corvette Maulers 38 14 7 17 51 59 -8 49
14 The Strongest 38 11 12 15 49 65 -16 45
15 Lindwurm Delta 38 12 7 19 56 72 -16 43
16 Ritter Town 38 9 11 18 45 76 -31 38
17 The Hanged Man 38 8 10 20 27 48 -21 34
18 Lazuli Diamonds 38 7 7 24 46 86 -40 28
19 Latin Enclave FC 38 7 6 25 40 90 -50 27
20 Lockheed Zenith 38 5 11 22 44 74 -30 26
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Eyvind Rice (BCT) - 26
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Annika Cashin (BCT)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Lamia Tjaden (LWD)
Team of the Year: Haverford (PRG); Thilmann (GRG), Livas (CHR), Pearce (MOS), Narang (VRW); Mardica (GRG), Favall (WBR), Cowler (VRW), Cashin (BCT); Rice (BCT), Corbay (CHR)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Michi Leonard (GRG)

GRAND CONFERENCE
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Pillars of Southfell 46 25 14 7 75 25 +50 89
2 Gosmouth Swans 46 24 13 9 103 49 +54 85

3 Armstrong 46 23 13 10 63 37 +26 82
4 Bishop 46 23 13 10 70 46 +24 82
5 Ingram Township 46 23 13 10 66 44 +22 82
6 AFC Southsands 46 24 9 13 74 48 +26 81
7 Shimmering Quay 46 21 13 12 81 56 +25 76
8 Ballardine FC 46 19 15 12 65 51 +14 72
9 Rochford Pilgrims 46 20 12 14 67 58 +9 72
10 Riverkey Shells 46 19 13 14 74 69 +5 70
11 Northside Eagles 46 20 7 19 63 57 +6 67
12 Blau-Weiss Treason 46 17 12 17 60 58 +2 63
13 Brokenarch 46 16 14 16 60 56 +4 62
14 Mapleford 46 16 12 18 59 62 -3 60
15 Dartmouth Terriers 46 16 11 19 67 58 +9 59
16 Rosary Brinemouth 46 14 17 15 55 75 -20 59
17 Advance Lazuli 46 16 8 22 67 94 -27 56
18 Sheridan 46 14 11 21 35 54 -19 53
19 Brookford Vantablack 46 14 8 24 61 74 -13 50
20 Stonegrave 46 14 6 26 37 72 -35 48
21 Southriver 46 11 13 22 47 80 -33 46
22 Extreme Hills 46 12 9 25 61 78 -17 45
23 Longwinter 46 8 10 28 44 88 -44 34
24 Caldwick Strand 46 5 10 31 42 107 -65 25

CONFERENCE WEST
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crownsend Journey 46 29 9 8 110 57 +53 96
2 Creed Rosebud 46 25 12 9 99 53 +46 87

3 Grey Egress 46 25 11 10 86 52 +34 86
4 Chenoworth Teutons 46 26 7 13 70 42 +28 85
5 Strephonage 46 23 12 11 65 41 +24 81
6 Hackett 46 21 13 12 76 53 +23 76
7 Aspen Grove 46 20 16 10 49 33 +16 76
8 Iberia Chenoworth 46 22 8 16 82 73 +9 74
9 FC Seierstad 46 19 14 13 71 52 +19 71
10 Kensey Town 46 20 9 17 82 60 +22 69
11 Moxstone Fortune 46 18 13 15 58 69 -11 67
12 Sutcroft 46 17 13 16 67 63 +4 64
13 Constance Park 46 16 15 15 55 42 +13 63
14 Kommissar 46 17 12 17 70 71 -1 63
15 AFC Hoxenhaven 46 18 9 19 60 68 -8 63
16 Stilwell Kickers 46 15 9 22 49 70 -21 54
17 Martane Place 46 14 12 20 68 90 -22 54
18 Coleman Ridge 46 14 8 24 66 93 -27 50
19 Fanesburg 46 13 11 22 40 67 -27 50
20 AFC Shrikeroost 46 12 10 24 45 68 -23 46
21 Ringway 46 11 12 23 46 79 -33 45
22 AFC Shale 46 9 16 21 30 46 -16 43
23 Stahlburg Bannermen 46 11 8 27 39 69 -30 41
24 Rushe United 46 4 7 35 32 104 -72 19

CONFERENCE EAST
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Brinemouth Krakens 46 30 9 7 106 45 +61 99
2 Corvistone City 46 27 9 10 71 40 +31 90

3 Besand's Folly 46 26 11 9 98 49 +49 89
4 Cranequin Souths 46 26 11 9 83 52 +31 89
5 Barhara Cavaliers 46 26 9 11 84 56 +28 87
6 Downsparrow 46 23 7 16 91 62 +29 76
7 Crisisbless Athletic 46 20 13 13 74 56 +18 73
8 Riverkey 46 19 13 14 51 48 +3 70
9 Cypher Nightwatch 46 17 18 11 70 53 +17 69
10 The Travellers FC 46 19 12 15 75 64 +11 69
11 South Parrhesia 46 19 10 17 71 69 +2 67
12 Fully Sick XI 46 17 13 16 85 79 +6 64
13 Coret Hammerheads 46 17 12 17 60 75 -15 63
14 Brunyard FC 46 16 11 19 63 65 -2 59
15 Hartford Glade 46 14 16 16 49 57 -8 58
16 Stockyard Hounds 46 15 11 20 56 81 -25 56
17 Coret Rovers 46 15 10 21 51 77 -26 55
18 Mueller's Crossing 46 11 19 16 37 45 -8 52
19 Rochford Sundays 46 10 16 20 41 59 -18 46
20 Long Lake 46 10 10 26 34 55 -21 40
21 Shornhill 46 10 9 27 47 82 -35 39
22 AFC Brineshore 46 8 12 26 37 72 -35 36
23 Broadenburg Tor 46 8 11 27 32 70 -38 35
24 Quillsiders 46 9 8 29 49 104 -55 35
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1. Crisisbless
‘The Heelers’
Godswatch (63,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Toxothea SEBRING (25)
RB - 2 - August KOVAC (27)
CB - 5 - Sven COPPERHEAD (26)
CB - 12 - Matthias LIEVEN (29) [VAL]
LB - 6 - Auburn DELASRA (24)
RM - 13 - Kestrel ANHARBOUR (25)
CM - 23 - Bellona SEBOLD (23)
CM - 4 - Demeter CONSTANTINE (26)
LM - 10 - Anne-Marie ROUX (28) [SVG]
ST - 21 - Zinaida WOODCARVER (24) [QUE]
ST - 11 - Lothas LUDWIG (29) [VAL]

GK - 20 - Veluca AUSTEN (33)
RB - 29 - Cheney PLEIJER (21)
CB - 22 - Yngriit KALABAAN (33) [MRN]
RM - 15 - Kurtis CONRAD (30)
CM - 7 - Claudia MAKATSCH (29) [VAL]
LM - 16 - Ženeva KILGALLIC (20) <FFD>
ST - 14 - Dénes ROBINEAU (21) [FFD]

GK - 25 - Thill EHRMANN (21)
CB - 3 - Papageno KOLAR (20)
LB - 37 - Yasmina TALAY (19) <SRS>
CM - 24 - Zozo KEARNES (21)
CM - 33 - Albizua CROFT (19) <MRT>
ST - 9 - Rachel ARNISTON (32) [SCT]
ST - 26 - Reveri SWANTON (21)
ST - 34 - Zandra ERSKINE (18)


Manager
Kosovare FAIRWEATHER (46)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 3rd

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (59, 71, 75, 86)
3 NFA Cups (47, 61, 64)
Cup Winners’ Cup (62)
Copa de Campeones (76)
3 Ramsey Shields (72, 76, 83)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 1st - 77 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 5th - 74 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 6th - 65 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 2nd - 79 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Dénes Robineau (North Laithland, 14m)
Matthias Lieven (Stahlburg City, 8m)
Promoted: Zandra Erskine (ST, 18), Yasmina Talay (LB, 19)

OUT
Mette Sondheim (Lanar, 7.5m)
Gandolf Turner (Sivolvia Capitalizt, 5m)
Mitchel Rosales (Trimidau Rukiya, 500k)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sven Copperhead, Syrene Fischer, Sieglinde Lohengrin, Sabrine Portsgate, Brigid Kestrel, Toxothea Sebring, Marisha Staunton, Bremusa Strassman, Methuselah Tregajorran
Club Heroes: Kósa Bajnok, Anders Engstroem, Fabricio Gallardo, Ror Jevjdevic-Hadsic, Mercurio Kastriot, Osric Keast, Erick Khan, Espen Knutsen, Pawlo Marciak, Lucia Oakwood, Leona Rafford, Erwin Spijkers, Luxulya St. Cleer, Isaia Urso, Moira Woakes
One-Club Men: Augustine Brandon
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The dominant force of the towering major city of Crisisbless, and in theory one of the dominant forces within Nephara itself, but there was a time at which they were technically outperformed by little Starling just above in terms of titles. They have a reputation as bottlers, just lacking the fortitude to turn their ability into league wins; hence their name, the Heelers, nominally after the dog but more an appropriated insult at their status trailing in the wake of the biggest clubs. But they've generally been consistent, rarely falling completely out of the business end of things, and have something of a reputation as Cup specialists. They still do have plenty of silverware to their name, and their proud fans regard their club as a match for anyone in the world. Crisisbless are one of those teams that kind of wants to fight everyone in the vicinity; primarily Crisisbless United, their greatest rival in their own city, but there's a level of rivalry with nearby, upstart Starling as well.


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2. Brinemouth
‘The Dockers’
Brinemouth Eagle’s Club (65,000)
Brinemouth, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sandra MIDDLETON (28) <QUE>
RB - 2 - Tosca MEADOWS (25)
CB - 18 - Chiara BLANCO (30) [SVG]
CB - 4 - Anaximander SCALES (26)
LB - 19 - Lucy ALMWOOD (31) [EUR]
CM - 20 - Kazuo MARTIN (29) [DEL]
CM - 6 - Cassander SOUTHSEA (24)
RW - 7 - Joao PEREYRA (28) [JUV]
AM - 15 - Omer KUHAR-ARH (29) [MYT]
LW - 23 - Indra SÖDERSTRÖM (29) [VAL]
ST - 14 - Tess MILLER (23) <EUR>

GK - 1 - Ewald HEUSER (34) [STL]
RB - 29 - Zander MERSEA (23)
CB - 5 - Dismas ANDERSON (24)
CM - 16 - Pernille BRAND (31)
RW - 10 - Lukas TAUSCHER (33, vc) [STL]
AM - 21 - Kisvarda MARIN (23)
ST - 17 - Lázaro PATRÓN (31) [AUD]

GK - 25 - Timon RUSTIL (23)
CB - 31 - Alessander KEATON (19)
LB - 3 - Jade ARCONADA (20)
DM - 8 - Seona GALE (20) <MRT>
CM - 13 - Thessaly KOERTZEN (20)
LW - 11 - Tryna DRNASO (21)
ST - 26 - Leandra BERENGUER (22) <ASG>


Manager
Grey HOLDEN (54) [SCT]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 1st

TROPHY CABINET
10 League titles (53, 54, 55, 61, 62, 70, 72, 78, 79, 84)
NFA Cup (62)
2 Ramsey Shields (73, 85)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 2nd - 75 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 2nd - 82 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 5th - 68 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 3rd - 71 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Seona Gale (Goodfeather FC, 7m)
Promoted: Jade Arconada (LB, 20), Alessander Keaton (CB, 19)

OUT
Rhyme Besler (Tempala United Saints, 5.5m)
Retired: Dean Steele (CB, 36, EUR)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Penumbra Amokachi, Danijel Brymora, Chris Christon, Croft Drinkwater, Dimitra Exarchopolous, Konrad Gosforth, Diligence Nkembe, Temperance Nkembe
Club Heroes: Augustine Breton, Jonathan Bosetti, Farago rue Cazade, Tana Colbright, Evelyn Conjure, Erica Kenney, Desya Kuznetsov, Kunibert Mathias, Darek Norgen, Stig Soederquist, Ronda Judit Styrn, James Watt
Iconic Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Despite the earthy nickname conjuring images of teamsters and burly shirtless men, Brinemouth is a largely affluent city, particularly the coastal east, and their football club became nouveau-riche just in time for the Premiership to join the international scene. They have, as a result, been far more successful post-UICA than pre-, and their seven titles are only matched by AFC Treason - indeed, the Premiership's ascension into the ranks of serious leagues worldwide seemed to coincide with an era of dominance for the two clubs on each end of the country, overshadowing the 'Sabrefell giants' of Athletic and the Moths who had dominated prior to the modern era. Unlike Treason, their playing identity is based around expensive marquee talent playing beautiful attacking football - locals are considered a nice bonus, but not essential. They want the ball, and they want to be flashy with it. West Brinemouth are their only real rivals for fanbase in the city, but are too weak on the pitch to make a proper rival in Brinemouth's eyes. Instead, they save their ire for the Classic, against their philosophical opposites and equals AFC Treason.


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3. Sabrefell Athletic
‘The Rams’
The Barbarossa (72,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Raluca GARAMOND (32)
RB - 2 - Caoimhin HADLEY (24) [BRE]
CB - 5 - Hollis STEPHENSON (30) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Vetta ROBACK (24)
LB - 16 - Nimue CULPEPPER (26) [BRE]
RM - 23 - Marcelo ESCOBAR (29) [VLD]
CM - 6 - Seeker BISCAN (24)
CM - 7 - Susan MONAGHAN (25) [TMB]
LM - 11 - Ladonna WOMACK (27) [CMT]
ST - 9 - Lex KLEIN (20) [ZRH]
ST - 21 - Damien GANNOT (29) [MYT]

GK - 18 - Hailee SOURTOIS (21) [CMT]
CB - 4 - Alan TARAKOV (31) [STL]
LB - 3 - Caracal PAGE (30)
CM - 13 - Sonya BELLTOWER (28)
LM - 12 - Sarafina IKPEAZU (33) [BNJ]
AM - 25 - Rika LUNDELL (33) [SVJ]
ST - 15 - Danand TRISTRAM (29) [BRE]

GK - 20 - Clovis ARCARD (21)
RB - 36 - Arvid KRAUSE (18)
CB - 24 - Eitri MARSDEN (20)
RM - 30 - REBEKKA Kajsdóttir (18) [GRF]
CM - 10 - Tasia WISTING (23)
ST - 14 - Thibault BENEZET (35) [VLD]
ST - 17 - Tanya BERESFORD (20)

RM - 19 - Athena BIRCH (22)


MANAGER
Kalia TOLSII (45) [MRN]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 5th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (50, 58, 67, 73)
2 NFA Cups (50, 66)
2 Ramsey Shields (67, 68)
2 Globe Cups (56, 73)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (59)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 6th - 67 pts
85: Zenith - 3rd - 81 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
83: Zenith - 4th - 70 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Seeker Biscan (North Sabrefell, 8m)
Rebekka Kajsdóttir (Brisara FC, 1m)
Promoted: Arvid Krause (RB, 18)

OUT
Illyria Landrith (Savojars Vinge Virkaja, 2m)
Athena Birch (Chenoworth Rovers, loan)
Retired: Jean-Michel Dominique (DM, 35, KOR)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Karena Braham, Alexa Ferryman, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Daniel Kruse, Lindse Kvasina, Darren Parrett, Lind Pressinger, Markus Rhein, Snowy Sleet
Club Heroes: Coalan Bray, Michael Campbell, Karelline Charmwell, Oscar Coltrane, Xixi Ens, Rowan Gawain, Ole Oehman, Yupanqui Sarracena, Sipke Tarala
One-Club Men: Matt Breen, Lukas Strongnesse
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Athletic have always been a force to be reckoned with in the Nepharan game, and no matter what Moths fans insist, will never be completely in their shadow. The 56 cycle cemented that, when they secured the first-ever UICA silverware for the nation, ensuring the Premiership's arrival as a major player. Despite occasional spells in the wilderness, infamously following up their first modern title win with 11th, 12th and 17th-placed finishes, Athletic have always bounced back from adversity, backed by a loud, aggressive and outspoken fanbase. While the Moths are defined by union ties, Athletic are twinned informally with the military, and by urban Nepharim standards tend to have right-wing elements - though both the club and its fanbase have always worked quickly and tirelessly to stamp out any hint of fascism. Athletic are the most widely disliked club in the city, largely due to incidents of fan violence alienating them from River and the Chariots, as well as their mutual hatred of Sabrefell Moths. To be an Athletic fan is to embrace the siege mentality and relish the looks on the haters' faces when you win.


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4. AFC Treason
‘The Stags’
The Gauntlet (65,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Paiva SHIMSKI (28) [SRS]
RB - 17 - Tiamat HOLDEN (22)
CB - 22 - Ettard MITTEAGER (25)
CB - 6 - Kahala MURJE (32) [SAJ]
LB - 3 - Avarice PROVINCE (27)
CM - 23 - Fiadh BUCHAN (26) [TLI]
CM - 13 - Purna ZAZAGAN (30) [SRS]
RW - 20 - Bobby MALONE (30) [EUR]
AM - 21 - Morgan ROSENBLATT (30) [CDG]
LW - 11 - Valerie WELLS (25) [TMB]
ST - 9 - RÖSKVI Tyrfingsson (26) [GRF]

GK - 16 - Bryony LINDT (34)
CB - 5 - Kenneth RÖYSVEIT (20) [SVJ]
LB - 18 - Silja JORSE (30) [SAJ]
CM - 8 - Marcella SALTER (24)
RW - 15 - Tabithe DRAKE (21)
AM - 12 - Hecate ZELLER (22)
ST - 10 - Franziska LOCKE (23)

GK - 25 - Neriza VONSTRATTEN (20)
RB - 39 - Olec TANZER (18)
CB - 33 - Valtteri TIREL (19) [SRS]
CM - 8 - Vincent ROBSHAW (36) [EUR]
CM - 37 - Anders FLEISCHER (20)
LW - 19 - Erzebet REVESZ (29) [PAS]
ST - 7 - Michael RIBBECK (35) [STL]


MANAGER
Erin CAMDEN (61) <BRE>

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 2nd

TROPHY CABINET
15 League titles (48, 49, 52, 56, 57, 65, 66, 74, 76, 77, 80, 81, 82, 83, 85)
3 NFA Cups (49, 76, 82)
2 Cope de Campeones (67, 77)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (57)
5 Ramsey Shields (77, 81, 82, 84, 86)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 1st - 84 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 1st - 95 pts - CL
82: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL CWC

TRANSFERS
IN
Kenneth Roysveit (SK Cuprum Grennvik, 12m)
Marcella Salter (Newrook City, 6m)
Avarice Province (Vermillion Rage, 5m)
Promoted: Olec Tanzer (RB, 18)

OUT
Petra Anhope (La Nueva Avenida, undisclosed)
Friede Volkmann (Aries Chariots, 6m)
Ophelia Schrader (Hondo FC, 4.5m)
Diandra Weiss (Creed United, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Diandra Ballard, Claudia Cautcher, Malachi Gallagher, Tiamat Holden, Calliope Katskalidis, Aventurine Kolar, Servet Misidjan, Kurtis Quinn, Aristide Metzger, Tanith Rainsford, Sigurd Rustwyth, Fasolt Senninger, Konrad Vornander, Scylla Vyntra
Club Heroes: Roque Acosta, Angel Clavel, Josephus Flaccus, Roddy Fraser, Catheline Harper, Tosca Marlowe, Russ Miller, Rovena Stride, Peter Svensson, Lienke Vesper
One-Club Men: Markus Anderton, Gideon Fletcher, Cathy Stokes
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The city of Treason is the large, parochial industrial powerhouse of the northwest, the place where the last king of Nephara was executed. Ask most people there about the many vibrant clubs, and they'll concede the Stags are the best show in town. Treason were always a big side, but along with Brinemouth became an iconic titan of the league as it rose up the UICA rankings - currently, the two sides are matched on seven titles apiece. Treason have a very strong local identity based on physicality, professionalism and hard work. They have a proud tradition of youth development, and have always relied heavily on their academy to provide for their roster. They also have the largest fanbase of any Nepharim side. They are Chatswood's fiercest rivals, and Brinemouth's (in 'the Classic'), and North Laithland's due to being their nearest urban rival, and South Laithland's due to stealing most of their best players over the years, and Stahlburg City's following a long history of violent match-ups and infamously 'stealing' their best chance at a modern title. Following an implausible number of international clashes, they even sparked a friendly rivalry with Buyanese side Blau-Weiss Pallstadt.


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5. Sabrefell Moths
‘The Moths’
Farham Arena (90,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Lorée BAUTISTA (27) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Solblindi RAKE (24)
CB - 13 - Everton BOLDING (23) [AUD]
CB - 19 - Adnan SULEJMANOVIC (26) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Vasilii NYBERG (29) [SRS]
CM - 8 - Flora BROWN (27) [EUR]
DM - 14 - Laslo VOL BRININGER (24) <MRN>
CM - 15 - Jean-Christophe BABIN (25) [QUE]
RW - 10 - Kaisa GYLDENSTROEM (28) [SVJ]
ST - 21 - Nick RIORDAN (26) [TMB]
LW - 11 - Eloise KWEON (28) [QUE]

GK - 12 - Shamir RAVEL (21)
CB - 5 - Tristan NIEDERMAYER (33) [STL]
LB - 18 - Luther HASSEL (22)
DM - 23 - Gawain DEVENEY (22)
CM - 4 - Kelzi HARASLIN (25)
RW - 2 - Têrçêr ANAXIMANE (32) [FFD]
ST - 9 - Berenice ANDREAS (25)

GK - 30 - Senad HASANOVIC (18) <MYT>
RB - 31 - Sasha KLEIN (19)
CB - 6 - Hender SOLDAT (21)
CM - 27 - Matthias GREY (20)
CM - 36 - Catheline FANG (19) <YZH>
ST - 7 - Sabina VENTURE (22)
LW - 24 - Irina ALDERWOOD (24)


MANAGER
Penumbra AMOKACHI (51)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 4th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (47, 60, 68, 69)
3 NFA Cups (58, 65, 85)
3 Ramsey Shields (66, 69, 70)
Champions Cup (73)
2 Globe Cups (64, 67)
Super Cup (73)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 4th - 74 pts
85: Zenith - 6th - 71 pts
84: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 3rd - 71 pts - ChC
82: Zenith - 6th - 63 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Flora Brown (Raven River, 7m)
Everton Bolding (KT Koroatuz, 5m)
Luther Hassel (returned from loan)
Promoted: Catheline Fang (CM, 19), Senad Hasanovic (GK, 18)

OUT
Liu Huiying (Lanar, 4.5m)
Helvetia Muscat (Falourr, 4.5m)
Anders Kaluza (Trimidau Rukiya, 4.3m)
Balint Carrington (Belgrave, 3m)
Retired: Lyzolda Petrov (ST, 36, SRS)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Nevaeh Cathar, Rook Cathar, Sasha Christener, Gudrun Crowley, Kirsten Cliving, Bravura Harper, Michael Kellard, Catheline Marchant, Scheherazade Meier, Cheney Rosewood, Tawny Shone, Lux Vicelich
Club Heroes: Robert Griffin, Aaliyah Johnson, James Macbeth, Gerhard Thunder, Imriel Townsend, Solara Vol
One-Club Men: Lucia Pembroke, James Yorke
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The biggest and proudest club in Nephara's biggest and proudest city, the former capital of Sabrefell; a giant fortified metropolis whose layers of walls and distinctive flat, forceful architecture betray the cities origins as a stronghold first and a place to live second. The moths of Sabrefell themselves are notorious for their size, number and, topically for the club, resilence. The original giants of the Nepharim league, the Moths had, by a distance, the most titles in the pre-UICA Premiership and have remained very competitive in modern times, generally playing a very fast, attacking brand of football, and particularly loving a prolific striker - Gerhard Thunder, homegrown Rook Cathar, five-time Iron Boot winner Aaliyah Johnson and Solara Vol have all become club legends. Their pull is best summarised by the fact that, when the time came to retire the crumbling Gargoyle's Court, they simply moved into the Farham Arena, hitherto only for Cormorants games and Cup finals. Though they present themselves as 'Nephara's club', they in theory represent the west of Sabrefell, and have historically been associated with hard-left elements, and while they count a large base of casual support their ultras have been guilty of violence in the past. More positively, their pyro and banner displays are among the finest in the world. Their fiercest rivals are Athletic, in the east of the city.


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6. AFC Corvistone
‘The Crows’
Phoenix Rise (28,000)
Corvistone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sebille LOCKLEAR (23)
RB - 2 - Ash BETVA (24) <QUS>
CB - 22 - Safiya TELFORD (24)
CB - 5 - Ida SEVET-STOKES (27) <QUS>
LB - 20 - Marget SCHOFIELD (22) [CMT]
CM - 26 - Danilo SEVALJEVIC (23) <MYT>
DM - 6 - Markko NISKANEN (30) [SVJ]
CM - 11 - Talia NISARIZO (30) [SRS]
RW - 15 - Mirko HRANILOVIC (23) <MYT>
ST - 16 - Davor KURTISHI (29)
LW - 10 - Yonatoño DE LA GARZA (23) [FFD]

GK - 1 - Fiona HARTNETT (32)
CB - 18 - Mercedes KNAUTH (29)
LB - 3 - Milla VIIPURI (31) [SVJ]
DM - 8 - Tallin LEDGER (24)
CM - 13 - Misha RETYUNSKIKH (25) [PYA]
ST - 14 - Endre CASE (24)
LW - 23 - Luvenia BRANDON (30) [SYL]

GK - 25 - Çìríkô SARFÓ (22) [FFD]
RB - 17 - Berthold KUCKA (20)
CB - 19 - Gordin IRONMONGER (23)
CM - 21 - Casper ANDERSON (21) <EUR>
RW - 33 - Aitziber 'Zizi' ORZABAL (19) <ASG>
ST - 9 - Danesha MUELLER (20) <CBR>


MANAGER
Sascha DIMITRIUS (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 70
ALL-TIME RANKING: 23rd

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 7th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
83: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
82: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Marget Schofield (Felswyr State, free)

OUT
Hermina Keaton (Knetyohai, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Konrad Balmoral, Ash Betva, Ilyana Brosch, Sonya Latimore
Club Heroes: Chibuzo Afolayan, Rachel Arniston, Krista Morham
The most controversial and, yes, hated club in Nephara. Corvistone is the new planned capital of Nephara, and AFC Corvistone was made explicitly to be a club worthy of the capital. But the capital isn't fully formed and the club, which struggles to even half-fill its fantastic stadium, faces constant pressure for buying success and in all fairness it has never shied away from that, splurging money freely to drag themselves to the top flight. Their fans relish the hate, though, and the club makes the most of its siege mentality.


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7. Aries Chariots
‘The Chariots’
The Scythes (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Radoslav BLAHA (23) [SRS]
RB - 13 - Mirko STEFFEN (26)
CB - 19 - Friede VOLKMANN (23)
CB - 2 - Margarita LILLEHAMMER-LOCKRIGHT (30) [EFL]
LB - 3 - Paige DEWINTER (26)
RM - 7 - Jasper MORDECAI (27)
CM - 8 - Tricia CRAY (29)
CM - 22 - Winabæn KEVAARSEN (32) [MRN]
LM - 11 - Scalena WOODWRIGHT (26)
ST - 9 - Mathias GRETLER (24) [DEL]
ST - 14 - Konrad BALMORAL (26)

GK - 20 - November BESAND (33)
RB - 17 - Sander COSTLY (29)
CB - 18 - Pryna RASANAMIRA (34) [CBP]
RM - 23 - Jess KRNETA (22)
CM - 4 - Hannah BOOTH (25)
ST - 10 - Shaheen TALEB (33) [KSK]
ST - 16 - Beatan SHEARER (22) <TLI>

GK - 30 - Orsine MIURA (19) <OSR>
CB - 6 - Sorceress BULLARD (24)
LB - 12 - Undine CHARNWOOD (20)
DM - 5 - Gethin TAPHOUSE (21)
CM - 15 - Bernhard McFADDEN (20) <TLI>
LM - 34 - Tadej ROSKAR (19) <MYT>
ST - 36 - Artur KODAK (19)


MANAGER
Lexus ULREICH (52)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 6th

TROPHY CABINET
2 NFA Cups (55, 63)
Globe Cup (58)
Super Cup (58)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 3rd - 75 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
84: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 8th - 58 pts
82: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Friede Volkmann (AFC Treason, 6m)
Radoslav Blaha (Crisisbless United, 5m)
Promoted: Artur Kodak (ST, 19)

OUT
Gerard Mezahi (Sarim Potato FC, 2.5m)
Cedella Verlander (CF Saint-Richard, free)
Retired: Scott Coleman (ST, 35, FVA)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Uli Alsatian, Trajan Bruyne, Brigitte Coppinger, Claudia Escrow, Paula Morgan, Logan Murdoch, Adnan Szalai
Club Heroes: Croft Drinkwater, Ihazintzu Malkorra, Emanuele Riviello, Rowena Sierra, Katerina Tarrasch, Nate Walker
One-Club Men: Jess Leinster
Iconic Manager: Gareth Sumner
The Chariots are not one of the largest sides in Sabrefell by any means, but they can point to a devoted and vibrant fanbase operating out of the eastern suburbs and to a history of punching well above their weight, at one stage finishing as high as second and winning a Globe Cup, then being the first Nepharan side to claim a Super Cup. They have thrived with the increasing levels of immigration into the country over the past couple of decades, and their catchment is particularly lush with Licentian diaspora, hence the more recent decision to switch from white to a blue and gold away kit. In more recent years, the giants of Nephara have re-established themselves, and the Chariots have switched gears to focusing on youth and infrastructure, though they dream of a return to the glory days. Their only real rivals are Sabrefell Athletic, who they revile after incidents of fan clashes - a bond they share with Raven River, which has always been a somewhat friendly rivalry.


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8. Stahlburg City
‘The Smiths’
Čalrek Arena (62,000)
Stahlburg, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Olympe WEAVER (27)
RB - 6 - Ellen WEBER (25)
CB - 2 - Roxelana THORN (35)
CB - 14 - Fabiana CRUZ (28) [VLD]
LB - 3 - Durgali BAXAYEV (25) [DEL]
CM - 10 - Mersudin SMAJIC (31) [MYT]
DM - 4 - Nina MacDONALD (25) [TLI]
CM - 23 - Mirko OVCINA (24) [MYT]
RW - 7 - Miriam TROEGNER (28) [VAL]
ST - 15 - Lars ALVESEN (24) [SVJ]
LW - 11 - VANESSA Marvinsdóttir (28) [GRF]

GK - 1 - Xander ROSMARIN (34)
CB - 22 - Svenja BASTE (34) [SRS]
LB - 18 - Florian REISINGER (21)
DM - 19 - Janne RINEHART (21)
CM - 21 - Ramon MacMASTER (28) [AUD]
RW - 13 - Maria DUKAKIS (26)
ST - 9 - Ariel BALLARD (26)

GK - 20 - Cassi BRETT (22)
RB - 39 - Trici LEA (19)
CB - 5 - Thora HOUGHSON (21)
CM - 8 - Timo SZANDER (20)
CM - 34 - Cass ROTHVOGEL (19)
ST - 17 - Lowen CORDER (22)
LW - 16 - Dimitra KARVELAS (30)


MANAGER
Sienna FALLON (50) [BRE]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 9th

[b]RECENT HISTORY

86: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
85: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts
83: Zenith - 7th - 64 pts
82: Zenith - 10th - 58 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Fabiana Cruz (Ajax Carloburgo, 3m)
Roxelana Thorn (Revolutionaries, free)
Promoted: Cass Rothvogel (CM, 19)

OUT
Matthis Lieven (Crisisbless, 8m)
Cora Varnham (Fallwich United, 1m)
Karlos Wise (Prinsen af Rosen AC, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sheila Kilgallon, Rusalka Klein, Elsa Layland, Sophia Moloney, Linde Rostock, Anaximander Scales, Tasha Sauber, Medusa Strand
Club Heroes: Jill Austen, Didier Bernard, William Čalrek, Michael Keane, Georgia Kite, Isabella Shi
One-Club Men: Grubiša Jelić
Iconic Manager: Daniel Brunet
Once considered a keystone member of the Premiership, Stahlburg City once lead the league on the 45th matchday. But, at the last minute, they collapsed, and their fierce rivals Treason overtook them. They've arguably never recovered, with relegation coming at the end of a long, drawn-out malaise. Stahlburg is a polluted, hyperindustrial clump, and City claims rather grandly to represent it all - this has been less true of late with the success of their local rivals, the Rovers. Traditionally they have played an unexciting, direct and physical brand of football, and its supporters value powerful, committed veterans and winning at any cost. Used to be named Maximum City, but when the city elected to change its name back to its ancestral title, the two major clubs followed suit.


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9. Starling
‘The Passerines’
Jade Park (28,000)
Starling, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Rhiannon FAWN (23) [MRT]
RB - 18 - Crispin FREMONT (23)
CB - 2 - Tamiika VINE (23)
CB - 6 - Martin PEARCE (24) [EUR]
LB - 3 - Laviska CANTICLE (29)
CM - 4 - René AIGNER (24) [CMT]
CM - 19 - Maruschka KOERVER (25)
RW - 7 - Ruslan NOVIKOV (24) [SVJ]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (28) [SWR]
LW - 11 - Ascalon COFFEY (22)
ST - 15 - Satine VALENZA (24)

GK - 12 - Annabelle PRESS (32)
CB - 24 - Colossus MUSCAT (22)
LB - 26 - Avyaan PARAMAR (24) [SNL]
CM - 25 - Kite ROCASTLE (26)
RW - 13 - Valérie NOIR (24) [CMT]
AM - 35 - ÞYRILL Bjarnhéðinsson (19) [CMT]
ST - 9 - Steffie GARRETT (30) [CDG]

GK - 20 - Lukas PROWL (20)
RB - 33 - Braylee NORTH (19) [EFL]
CB - 22 - Sana CAMPBELL (22) [SNL]
CM - 8 - Remus VETTEL (22)
CM - 23 - Sandre FINCH (20)
LW - 37 - Cyra LEVERET (19)
ST - 14 - Avissa VECSEI (21)


MANAGER
Adalheid METZELDER (54)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 59
ALL-TIME RANKING: 11th

TROPHY CABINET
2 Premiership titles (63, 64)
NFA Cup (70)
First Division title (60)
Champions Cup (64)
Super Cup (64)
Dwile Invitational (74)
Ramsey Shield (71)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
85: Zenith - 11th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts
83: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts
82: Zenith - 7th - 61 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Annabelle Press (Iron City, 750k)
Rais Perchtold (returned from loan)

OUT
Hanna Bayliss (Pria City, 7.5m)
Rais Perchtold (Avide, 3m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Evangeline Aschenbach, Lyre Castor, Xanthe Hauser, Estrella Hawke, Elsa Kaelin, Konrad Lovelace, Reinhard Meixner, Hyacinth Surman
Club Heroes: Keira Andisori, Liam Armstrong, Christian Berg, Justinian Hargrave, Deirdre McNessa, Sean Smørdal, Kurtis Warner
Iconic Manager: Amethyst Fegelein
Starling are the standout 'Football Manager' story of Nephara, perhaps even the world. In the Passerines' first Premiership season, they were relegated despite a strong side on paper. In their second, they stayed up. In their third... they won the league. In their fourth, they won the league and Champions Cup. They've never looked back, and incorporated a golden star and golden trim into their crests and kits to commemorate these victories. Starling is a small city to the north of Crisisbless, the first sign of civilisation heading south from the Northern Vale. As a result, they have a firmly established antipathy against Crisisbless and the two main Valesider clubs, Corvette and Leichhardt, without being the main rival of any of them. They've used the proceeds of their victories carefully, trying to build the club's infrastructure up and provide a platform to keep competing; they may not have the catchment or wealth to be entrenched as one of the big dogs forever, but their Golden Age has made them one of Nephara's most recognised sides abroad regardless.


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10. Coret Hawks
‘The Hawks’
The Aviary (30,000)
Coret, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Clariza MEYER (24)
RB - 2 - Astrid SWAIN (21)
CB - 22 - Luuna PIIRS (28) [MRN]
CB - 13 - Mahir KAPETANOVIC (26) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Sabine KEMP (26) [TMB]
RM - 7 - Danielle MARADROGBA (28) [KSK]
CM - 8 - Kieron PLAYER (29) [FVA]
CM - 10 - Stanimir REKAWIC (30, vc) [ZRH]
LM - 16 - Robinson SEGURA (23) [TKT]
ST - 20 - Gareth PAWNBROKER (30)
ST - 11 - Alibek KHAUTOV (26) [DEL]

GK - 12 - Felicity WENTWORTH (34) [BRE]
RB - 17 - Diadora REEVE (32) <YZH>
CB - 4 - Dzeneta HARKER (33)
RM - 25 - Cecili PEARCE (22)
CM - 5 - Stefan MORGAN (26)
ST - 9 - Erik MOSELLE (30) [STL]
ST - 21 - JÁRNGRÍMUR Náttúlfsson (20) [GRF]

GK - 29 - Musa BILIC (20) <MYT>
CB - 19 - Markus OSTLER (20)
LB - 38 - Taylor CURRAN (19) <BRE>
CM - 6 - Renat LEXMANN (34)
CM - 15 - Marian STOEPKER (20)
LM - 18 - Zaha SELIG (21)
ST - 14 - Anders HARNIK (21)


MANAGER
Reinhard LOCKWOOD (44)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 10th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (56)
NFA Cup (80)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
85: Zenith - 4th - 76 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts
83: Zenith - 2nd - 73 pts - CL
82: Zenith - 4th - 69 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Alibek Khautov (Creed United, 6m)
Járngrimur Náttúlfsson (Altendalur, 4m)
Promoted: Taylor Curran (LB, 19)

OUT
Claire Rittler (Aleiusia Capital, 4.75m)
Davor Roskilde (AFK Imperialismus, free)
Retired: Istria Saara (ST, 36, MRN)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rasmus Caracole, Trifon Draxler, Gerry Duffy, Isidra Jeurissen, Harald Matheson, Atalanta Skapetis, Astrid Swain, Vedran Tarashaj
Club Heroes: Gabriella Antonio, Cormak Lethbridge, Alyssa Montague, Kizza Okafor, Eudoxia Tzavaras
One-Club Men: Alex Beckett
Originally the Valkyrja Hawks, back when the Nepharan league included foreign sides from the Serenes region it used to be a part of, the Hawks eventually moved to the northeastern town of Coret to stay relevant. Historically, they've tended to be something of a yo-yo side, but in more recent times they've been a fixture of the top half, though struggling to break that UICA glass ceiling to such an extent it seemed at times there must be a curse. They have a substantial following abroad in Chromatika thanks to the signings of Alyss Montague and Gabriella Antonio, which they have tapped into with tours and targeted marketing; the latter, arguably their greatest ever player, retired at 28 to start a family. Under new management of late, Coret finally broke into the top six and now appear intent on staying there, at least for a time. Coret Rovers, the less flashy incumbents in the city, see the Hawks as upstarts, but have long since faded from relevance; in truth, Newrook City are their most prominent regional rivals, an antipathy that has grown into one of the more vicious for want of either club tending to fight for trophies.
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11. Chenoworth Harriers
‘The Harriers’
The Keel (35,000)
Chenoworth, FDN

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Meinhard GATES (29)
RB - 17 - Ragna DRINKWATER (24)
CB - 5 - Diocletian VALE (33)
CB - 3 - Davica HULL (31)
LB - 18 - Sara CANTRELL (26)
CM - 6 - Freydis LONGHOUSE (27)
CM - 4 - Anaïs GENET (24) [SVG]
RW - 10 - Vusur RAJOVIC (24) <MYT>
AM - 16 - Velasco NARVAES (27) [FFD]
LW - 20 - Kyli PEMBROKE (25)
ST - 9 - Birgitta NØRUP (26) [FKR]

GK - 12 - Elida KATTER (31)
CB - 22 - Clovis HARKEN (24)
LB - 19 - Innocent FELTON (25)
CM - 8 - Jens RUTTER (26)
RW - 23 - Riviera SANDERS (31)
AM - 11 - Donato GIRARDI (33) [DEL]
ST - 7 - Cathi SLEATOR (27)

GK - 20 - Brede LAXWELL (21)
RB - 2 - Andri MILNER (20)
CB - 25 - Erik FENTON (35)
CM - 14 - Ross LAKER (24)
CM - 21 - Amelia RUMFORD (21)
LW - 13 - Mátyás SOLTESZ (33) [PAS]
ST - 15 - Harlan DAVISON (23)


MANAGER
Syrene CAZADOR (49)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 18th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (64, 77, 79)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 12th - 49 pts
85: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
84: 1Div - 2nd - 71 pts - P
83: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts
82: Zenith - 18th - 31 pts - R

TRANSFERS
IN
Diocletian Vale (Anomalies, 1.5m)

OUT
Retired: Inaki Otxoa (CB, 37, AUD)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Hadrian Belfast, Angela Braugher, Victoria Carroll, Patricia Martyn, Hesterine Mercator, Klaus Murdoch, Nike Rouphos, Gerhard Thunder, Felixe Vetiver, Gareth Westmead
Club Heroes: Steven Rexmont, Markus Sheffield, Raphael Somner
Based in northwest Chenoworth and with strong Hellenic roots, the Harriers are one of the two real giants of a city that has never really looked able to fit any more. A notorious yo-yo club in the early days of the modern era, the Harriers can 'boast' four relegations - three coming between cycles 55 and 60 alone. In more recent times, though, cautious and targeted spending has ensured they can not only stay afloat in the top flight, but have at times approached the UICA places. Unsurprisingly, they count the Rovers as their only serious rivals, and tend to be the more technical and cerebral of the two sides - though Rovers fans tend to prefer 'flimsy'. For all their mixed results, though, the Harriers undoubtedly have a far stronger pedigree in youth development.


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12. Newrook City
‘The Rooks’
Twilight Ridge (36,000)
Newrook, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Florine SHEATON (28)
RB - 2 - Syrene FISCHER (30)
CB - 17 - Arnulf GOSTLER (27) [SRS]
CB - 18 - Priscilla GRAVES (29)
LB - 20 - Mynah SEELER (29) [BRE]
CM - 4 - Mathilde BARTHET (24) [CMT]
CM - 8 - Dusko OCOKOLJIC (28) [NPH]
RW - 23 - Elias HAGEN (25) [VAL]
AM - 21 - Jezdimir OCOKOLJIC (34) [MYT]
LW - 11 - Zlata PERKUNA (28) [SRS]
ST - 9 - Dauntless CARRICK (30)

GK - 1 - Maela RAN (33) [CMT]
CB - 6 - Eero SOLARI (33) [COS]
LB - 3 - Gretelyn PENDRESS (23)
CM - 19 - Harper McKAY (24) [AUD]
AM - 14 - Ida LANCER (29)
LW - 13 - Gerhard EXTER (28)
ST - 10 - Alija SUTALO (20) <MYT>

GK - 25 - Deniza KRESINGER (21)
RB - 33 - Cameron HAYES (19)
CB - 5 - Tony GARDNER (36) [FVA]
CM - 16 - Lionel BECKETT (20)
RW - 7 - Simon CLAIN (21)
ST - 15 - Helmer SMITH (24)


MANAGER
Gratia BARKER (55)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 15th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (84)
3 Rensenbrink Cups (57, 68, 71)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
85: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
84: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts - P
83: Zenith - 18th - 33 pts - R
82: Zenith - 17th - 34 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Dusko Ocokoljic (St. Thomas, 5m)
Mynah Seeler (Southern Star, 3m)
Mathilde Barthet (Delphi Lionesses, 2m)
Ida Lancer (Barossia United, 2m)
Harper McKay (Shamrock Cathair, 500k)
Gerhard Exter (Port Marray, free)
Promoted: Cameron Hayes (RB, 19)

OUT
Marcella Salter (AFC Treason, 6m)
Violet Siverson (Mantlegrove, 600k)
Petria Brincat (Hawabark Boulders, free)
Jana Forde (Greygate, free)
Sven Gillard (FC Novonaya, free)
Antony Hangman (Star of Confederation, free)
Ashara Szuban (Chatswood, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kurtis Brace, Maladict Farrell, Rowan Gawain, Maxine Lynwood, Alessa Marconi, Francesca Marquon, Alija Sutalo, Chase Wingett
Club Heroes: Jezdimir Ocokoljic, Raquel Woods, Perica Zagorec
One-Club Men: Catheline Keenan
Iconic Manager: Andreu Bartolnicci
Founding members of the modern-era Premiership, the Rooks have endured a lot of heartbreak in their time, and their five relegations are an equal record. But it’s the kind of club that appreciates success when it comes; its three Cups are also a record, and one season saw both come at once. It’s still remembered fondly as a blaze of glory. Once considered a more broad-church club across the whole of regional far northeast Nephara, the growth of Newrook into a proper, well, city - absorbing a number of small frontier settlements on the Nepharan end of the Gelderlish border in the process - has mirrored the growth of its one major football club. Northeasterners are considered strange, distant and intense, just sort of off by the standards of the rest of the country. Newrook aren't far off Coret, and the two sides' rivalry is weirdly strong for sides that more central Nepharim tend to mostly forget about. A brief run as a contender towards the sharp end of the Premiership may not have stuck, but did bankroll a new stadium, arguably the most scenic in the nation.


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13. Vermillion Rage
‘The Rage’
The Full Fifty (50,000)
Vermillion, PAR

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Calico PINTER (24)
RB - 6 - Katalin WRIGHT (24)
CB - 5 - Ana LETOV (28) [SVJ]
CB - 18 - Hamish JEONG Harcourt (22) <BRE>
LB - 3 - Druzhina SHARP (23)
CM - 8 - Lienke COVOLAN (26) <BRE>
DM - 25 - Rutger CURTIN (24)
CM - 15 - Wiglaf BRIBITZER (25)
RW - 23 - Laurent BÉRINGER (26) [SVG]
ST - 9 - Merrill GRANT (24)
LW - 11 - Elsebeth FARRIER (27)

GK - 12 - Yves CARROLL (33)
CB - 2 - Konrad GREEN (21)
LB - 22 - Opal MATTHEWS (22)
DM - 4 - Gareth SORRELL (30)
AM - 14 - Gretchen POLIKEIT (26)
RW - 26 - Vetta CROSETTI (23) <EUR>
ST - 7 - Andrianos PETRAS (29) [VDR]

GK - 20 - Mars STANHOPE (21)
RB - 39 - Hengist METCALFE (19)
CB - 13 - Ilayda CANNON (32)
CM - 21 - Mervat CREWE (21)
CM - 27 - Ludovic MASON (24)
ST - 10 - Jacqui SPARHAWK (21)
LW - 16 - Oskar HESKETH (20)


MANAGER
CRALT-NIRLO Fox (61) [QUS]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 8th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (50)
3 NFA Cups (75, 85, 86)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (62)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts - CWC
85: Zenith - 9th - 54 pts - CWC
84: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
83: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
82: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Druzhina Sharp (Chatswood, 5m)
Elsebeth Farrier (Iron City, 4m)
Anna Letov (CASK Thorsborg, 2.5m)

OUT
Avarice Province (AFC Treason, 5m)
Lena Treatise (Fontvielle Impact Women, 4m)
Retired: Liam Toivonen (CB, 36, MRC)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kestrel Anharbour, Gazzincha, Saskia Hasselbaink, Sander Katarec, Rachael Kellen, Radeka Lind, Ferena Rauch, Birgit Sternberg
Club Heroes: Hye Min Jeong, Kunibert Rosenfeld, Victoria Maersk, Marios Tzavellas, Morgan Underwood
Vermillion could perhaps have been a real giant of Nepharan football were it not for timing. They were a prominent challenger in the pre-UICA era, fuelled by a blatant money-laundering operation, but just a couple of years into the modern era, the Rage slammed face-first into financial ruin, got relegated, and never fully recovered. Arguably a sleeping giant, Vermillion have always been more concerned with looking good and flashy than grinding out results. While still not exactly Takil - this is still Nephara - anything less than an attractive, attack-minded, fast-paced style of football would not be tolerated either by the fans or the board. Vermillion's brand is to entertain. While they don't exactly love the upstart Vermillion Wanderers to the south, their true rivals are Parrhesia United to the north. The two sides have both had their own boom-and-bust cycles; presently, Vermillion are enjoying Parrhesia's spectacular bust even more than their own relative boom, and have managed to seriously annoy the Saints by poaching their players. Indeed, while very few players tend to cross rivalry divides across the rest of Nephara, the Saints and the Rage have a penchant for trying to grab each others' talent. The name of their new stadium alludes to the capacity; their old ground, the Iron Hill, had a capacity agonisingly short of the mark, at 49,500. Like most old Nepharan stadiums, it was a hideous brutalist monstrosity; the rebuild was necessary for basic amenities to be in place.


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14. Raven River
‘The Ferrymen’
Bridgeside Overlook (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - GABRIELLA Hárlaugsdóttir (31) [GRF]
RB - 17 - Paavo LINDGREN (28) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Clara BRIVIO (31) [PFA]
CB - 4 - Priscilla AVERY (30)
LB - 3 - Minotauro MEÑICA (28) [DEL]
CM - 11 - Mercy VALDEMAR (23)
DM - 5 - Adele GUILDENSTERN (26) [ZWZ]
CM - 10 - Amelia STANTON (27) [SYL]
AM - 8 - Diana CLEMENTI (25) [ZWZ]
ST - 7 - Roimata SHEHU (30) [SRS]
ST - 13 - Visse BRASS (25)

GK - 1 - Aurum CHANEY (23)
RB - 2 - Spinnelle PAWSON (21)
CB - 22 - Brock GOLD (24)
DM - 6 - Aulay STEFANS (27)
CM - 14 - Alpin CLERY (31) [SRS]
AM - 21 - Zara LEVIN (29)
ST - 9 - Serge CONRAD (23)

GK - 25 - Viktor HELLMUTH (21)
CB - 18 - August WARNER (20)
LB - 36 - Petra MARKHAM (18)
CM - 15 - Lena BEXFORD (20)
CM - 24 - Ypril PURDUE (22)
ST - 16 - Diadora PARKES (21)
ST - 37 - Cheney SAUNDERS (19) <EUR>


MANAGER
Dragan STAVANGER (45)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 14th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (62, 66)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 9th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 10th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
83: Zenith - 13th - 43 pts
82: 1Div - 2nd - 78 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Amelia Stanton (Avondale City, 3m)
Promoted: Petra Markham (LB, 18), Cheney Saunders (ST, 19)

OUT
Flora Brown (Sabrefell Moths, 9m)
Rose Fleetwood (Newark Argyle, 3m)
Susanne Vaucluse (Sorenberg Park FC, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Isabella Cassadore, Lukas Finnan, Ruby Gjasula, Rutger Locke, Karin Machan, Kaya Naumoff, Ferenc Kubala, Diogenes Kutris, Kylie Penrith, Althea Taliadoros, Matt Vintner, Nikolas Vikmanis
Club Heroes: Matt Bowerman, Diette Daleiden, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Olgina Harrison, Barry Kearney, Franz Kesteren, Zivka Petkovic, Nikita Reeve, Daniella Strauss
River are one of the many secondary Sabrefell sides that have had plenty of time bouncing between the two top tiers. The titular River splits west Sabrefell from east, and the club's stadium overlooks it - a fitting legacy of their humble beginnings, formed by the city's ferrymen. It has never really had ideas beyond its station, and has always cultivated a good relationship with other Sabrefell sides, particularly the sister club Diamondqueen that it helped lift out of obscurity with a series of loans and profile-boosting friendlies. The exception is Athletic, and River are one of the three main sides who absolutely cannot stand the Rams - in their case, the grievance stems back to an incident of fan violence that's by now decades old, where a River fan was attacked in a case of totally mistaken identity. When Chariots ultras retaliated by beating up the Athletic supporters responsible, it created a particularly strong bond between the two sides.


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15. North Laithland
‘The Spiders’
The Bluegrass (48,000)
Lindmark, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Amber TURNER (27) [CDG]
CB - 20 - Deli SINKA (28) [SRS]
CB - 5 - Iucharba KILLEN (28) [BRE]
CB - 18 - Farina SHARPE (25)
RWB - 2 - Trishi CSATAR (26)
CM - 14 - Mathis VYNTRA (22)
DM - 4 - Celia MARRABLE (33) [KOR]
CM - 8 - Eustaquio ABAYA (28) [FFD]
LWB - 12 - Sadahige MASUDA (21) [KOR]
ST - 7 - Maria ZAMBROTTA (28) [JUE]
ST - 11 - Severa FREEPORT (22)

GK - 20 - Alisander SANDFORD (31)
CB - 23 - Axel BAHR (24)
RWB - 26 - Jule WASSMUTH (22)
DM - 17 - Steffi GANDLING (21)
CM - 15 - Athena SINODINOS (31)
LWB - 3 - Sandra QUOLL (21)
ST - 9 - Chirstoforos LAZELIS (32) [VDR]

GK - 30 - Keeli SHANNON (19)
CB - 18 - Alexandra GANTRY (21)
CB - 31 - Tristan Sveinursson BREHMER (18) <GRF>
CM - 6 - Lisle CAIN (20)
CM - 34 - Passion KARLING (19)
ST - 13 - Moran STENSNESS (22)
ST - 16 - Anders MAKAR (21)


MANAGER
Corinne MERSIADES (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 7th

TROPHY CABINET
Premiership title (51)
2 NFA Cups (67, 73)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 14th - 42 pts
85: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
84: Zenith - 10th - 54 pts
83: Zenith - 10th - 55 pts
82: Zenith - 12th - 51 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Severa Freeport (Diamondqueen, 6m)
Farina Sharpe (Parrhesia United, 4m)
Promoted: Tristan Sveinursson Brehmer (CB, 18), Passion Karling (CM, 19)

OUT
Dénes Robineau (Crisisbless, 14m)
Spike Burnham (Belgrave, free)
Retired: Paarsimer Jaan (CB, 37, MRN)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Raimund Anderson, Madita Brewer, Bianca Condotta, Theodora Covenant, Lavender Jameson, Karsten Riordan, Christian Serjeant, Deborah Stokes, Rasunda Vanderlei
Club Heroes: Steed Corren, Brandon Duguid, Paarsimer Jaan, Gareth Pearce, Chloe Rudden
One-Club Men: Rook Kennedy
With their relegation reducing the 'Gang of Seven' to six, North Laithland become the first former Premiership champions to drop down a level. Unfortunately for the Spiders, that season Nephara was disqualified from UICA entry due to persistent crowd incidents. Situated, unsurprisingly, in the northern Laith, they're specifically based from the large town of Lindmark but represent the entire region and draw their fanbase from a wide variety of northwest Crownsend towns. Other Laith teams have risen and fallen over the years, but the North has retained a power base both on and off the pitch that has made them difficult to dislodge. This is in large part due to a strong reputation for youth development, and they have produced a disproportionate amount of Cormorants, though it's been less productive in recent times. They have a friendly rivalry going with South Laithland and a decidedly unfriendly one with AFC Treason.


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19. Southfell United
‘The Tanners’
Brightley Arena (44,000)
Southfell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Donat SOLER (31) [DEL]
RB - 13 - Jane ARCEGA (26) [TKT]
CB - 18 - Cale SCHINDLER (28)
CB - 4 - Archer FLAT (34) [AUD]
LB - 22 - Fiona ZIDLER (23)
CM - 5 - Esther CAELIN (21)
CM - 8 - Alyce KEARNEY (24)
RW - 7 - Sakari CANTU (27) [PFA]
AM - 21 - Valletta KEEPSAKE (31)
LW - 11 - Heather SPAHI (23)
ST - 9 - Ravil KULESZA (21)

GK - 20 - Emilien MARISNICK (33)
CB - 2 - Jade BEYARD (25)
LB - 3 - Pascal RITTER (28)
CM - 6 - Sczeila MILNER (25)
CM - 10 - Mikael TANNER (31)
RW - 23 - Garin VELAT (30) [SRS]
ST - 15 - Camilla MARTIN (31)

GK - 25 - Leo KJETILL (22)
RB - 26 - Luci DRACE (29)
CB - 17 - Locke HAYES (22)
AM - 24 - Loisa THYRLWELL (23)
LW - 12 - Thora ASBRECHT (21)
ST - 16 - Barth SHUKER (21)


MANAGER
Bess GANNON (60)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 12th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (55, 86)
3 NFA Cups (48, 78, 83)

RECENT HISTORY
86: 1Div - 1st - 90 pts - P
85: 1Div - 8th - 63 pts
84: 1Div - 9th - 55 pts
83: 1Div - 20th - 22 pts - R
82: Zenith - 16th - 36 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Esther Caelin (Parrhesia United, 6m)
Camilla Martin (North Sabrefell, 2.5m)
Sakari Cantù (Torbay Thunder, 2m)
Jane Arcega (Khalgarh Valley FC, 2m)
Archer Flat (Shamrock Cathair, 1m)
Emilien Marisnick (Monmouth Park FC, free)
Retired: Catheline Novick (RB, 35)

OUT
Bernard Zeman (Falkner United, 1m)
Mari Brighton (Parrhesia United, free)
Claude Burdett (Holhot City, free)
Cheni Fisken (Union Laguardia, free)
Holger Wight (Iron City, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Svenja Bowyer, Dale Brightley, Jess Carragher, Malachi Chalk, Marica Kuepper, Ravil Kulesza, Chrysanthe Scafidis, Leyland Stallion
Club Heroes: Nathan Ellis, Chris Grant, Ivan Hemeyer, Rachel Schroeder
Southfell's a large town, once a fortress, just south of Sabrefell and just inland of the coast. Indeed, the easiest way to get into a fight with people from Southfell is to claim that, really, it's just a glorified district of Sabrefell. United started out as the factory team for leatherworkers, of all things, leading to their current nickname of 'Tanners'. Southfell have mostly been a Premiership side in the modern era, and their fans mostly consider themselves to be such, but they haven't had the best of things lately - that said, they were competing at the sharp end of the top flight when the modern era began. Stylistically, the Tanners have generally been fairly flashy and attack-minded, but there's been times where a long-ball style has prevailed. They have a friendly rivalry with the Sabrefell Moths, and indeed pretty much with every Sabrefell side.


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17. Corinthians No Longer
‘CNL’
Pinnacle Park (22,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 25 - Caelan WRIGHT (23) [TLI]
RB - 2 - MATEZ-ZULZK Uzo (25) [QUS]
CB - 18 - HU Jiewen (27) [YZH]
CB - 6 - Nathanaël NDÒSI (28) [SWR]
LB - 3 - Mia TURNBULL (27) [CMT]
CM - 20 - Auburn DAESCHER (30)
DM - 4 - Malia RENBERG (26) [SRS]
CM - 14 - Katona MEREDITH (26)
RW - 11 - Rohan WILLIAMS (26) [CNR]
ST - 13 - Caelan McINTYRE (27) [TLI]
LW - 16 - Freya PEREZ (26) [MRT]

GK - 12 - Onbera AISPIOLEA (33) [ASG]
CB - 5 - Sienna CUNNINGHAM (34) [TLI]
LB - 19 - Godwin STOKER (23)
DM - 8 - Erika CANDLING (30)
CM - 10 - Amelia IBSDÒTTIR (31) [GRF]
RW - 7 - Irenke FENYVESI (28) [PAS]
ST - 17 - Victoria REMEIKIS (32)

GK - 1 - Holger VARNEY (35)
RB - 27 - Athelweard WRIGHT (20)
CB - 22 - Esther CARNEY (22)
CM - 23 - Gerhard JOINER (24)
CM - 39 - Katarin BRANDT (19)
ST - 21 - Lowen MURDOCH (22)
LW - 34 - Corselette REEFER (19)

GK - 25 - Aidan SEAGER (22)


MANAGER
Marisha CADE (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 86
ALL-TIME RANKING: 52nd

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 15th - 38 pts
85: 1Div - 2nd - 74 pts - P
84: 1Div - 3rd - 69 pts
83: 1Div - 10th - 50 pts
82: 2Div - 1st - 91 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Caelan Wright (Belgrave, 4m)
Rohan Williams (Sporting Noordende, 3.5m)
Lowen Murdoch (returned from loan)
Promoted: Katarin Brandt (CM, 19), Corselette Reefer (LW, 19)

OUT
Xavier Barron (The Strongest, free)
Vesta Echagaray (Fiana Cove, free)
Shianne Wreath (Far Hills SC, free)
Aidan Seager (Crester Wanderers, loan)
Retired: Anibal Troche (ST, 35, TEQ)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Avarice Province
Club Heroes: Graf Bronze, Adrian Feruga, Anibal Troche
The growing city of Creed has traditionally been dominated by Creed United, but CNL are actually their oldest club; Creed Corinthians are proudly one of the oldest clubs in the nation. For a century, they resolutely refused to turn professional, staying true to their amateur status and club name... until, on their centennial anniversary, they reversed this. The club has benefited from Creed's growth, and capitalised on their potential as they bounded rapidly up the divisions. Naturally, United see them as wealthy upstarts who could do with a good stomping.


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18. New Oakstone Phoenix
‘Nixi’
River Heart (26,000)
New Oakstone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 25 - Catalina VALENCIA (26) [VLD]
RB - 26 - Erin FRY (25) [EUR]
CB - 5 - Aoriasu AEAVE (23) [KOR]
CB - 18 - Sam RYMAN (25) [EUR]
LB - 22 - Fluorspar TALMAY (25)
RM - 7 - Catrine ANTELMI-EVANS (26)
CM - 4 - Charlotte MASQUELIER (24) [MRT]
CM - 21 - Micha BURKHARD (32)
LM - 13 - Moreno KEEL (22) [CMT]
ST - 9 - Anja ZORIC (24) [MYT]
ST - 10 - Annika ST. CLEER (24) [EFL]

GK - 1 - Jakob ARDATH (26)
RB - 2 - Caspar LAUFENN (29)
CB - 22 - Chelsi PONDER (27)
LB - 3 - Rowan FINDLAY (32) [TLI]
CM - 6 - Saunder CARROW (25)
LM - 11 - Ingmar LOESSER (25)
ST - 12 - Vanda GERÔ (29) [PAS]

GK - 20 - Rena PERCH (34)
CB - 23 - Espen REED (20)
RM - 33 - June RINEHART (19) <EUR>
CM - 19 - Luther HARRIZON (21)
ST - 16 - Zdenka VAVRA (31) [SRS]
ST - 27 - Ruth CHAMBERS (21) <EUR>


MANAGER
Audrey KENNETT (41)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 51
ALL-TIME RANKING: 50th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (52)

RECENT HISTORY
86: 1Div - 2nd - 78 pts - P
85: 1Div - 7th - 64 pts
84: 1Div - 15th - 44 pts
83: 2Div - 1st - 89 pts - P
82: 2Div - 3rd - 62 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Annika St. Cleer (Chatswood, 5m)
Catalina Valencia (Metropolis Alligators, 3m)
Moreno Keel (CCCU, free)

OUT
Carthi Oskar (FC Novonaya, free)
Scarlett Woods (returned from loan)
Retired: Adelaide Tallow (CM, 37)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Jakob Ardath, Snowy Brennan, Larissa Connolly, Martin Pearce
Club Heroes: Merry Cheney, Claire Merson, Rachel Xenophon, Sigrid Xenophon
One-Club Men: Byron Caldwick
The first former Premiership club to sink to the state leagues, and now aspiring to return to their former heights. The Phoenix benefited incidentally from the settlement of Corvistone, having been swallowed up by the city's development in a region now known as New Oakstone for its disproportionate number of northern Euran refugee immigrants, and it is an ambitious Euran consortium that now hopes to propel them back to the Zenith.


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19. North Sabrefell
‘The Bohemians’
Plumeria Lane (24,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Marko CULWEATHER (27)
RB - 2 - Rabia SAFAROV (26) [SRS]
CB - 22 - Lianne NORTHRUP (31) [ZWZ]
CB - 3 - Luka POLICHEV (22) <MYT>
LB - 18 - Tamsin NEVETNY (25)
CM - 4 - Kateryna ZUNIGA (33) [CMT]
CM - 8 - Jenna ESLING (22)
RW - 10 - Sophi ESMERELD (24)
AM - 14 - Meliza AUDREY (27)
LW - 13 - Cassie BANKSTON (25) [CDG]
ST - 21 - Konrad LOVELACE (34)

GK - 1 - Georgia HOFFMAN (35)
CB - 19 - Natalia LEVACK (32)
LB - 26 - Sissi FASTOLF (20)
CM - 6 - Marita NEUWIRTH (34)
RW - 7 - Eurydice HASTINGS (21)
AM - 16 - Zara CARROW (26)
ST - 9 - Kieran LOFTHOUSE (23)

GK - 12 - Barry CAMMISS (22)
RB - 37 - Kearney SALLET (19)
CB - 34 - Felix CARTER (19)
CM - 15 - Platinum ANDREWS (20)
CM - 25 - Esme CLAPFORD (21)
LW - 11 - Olaf SVANTE (33) [NYK]
ST - 32 - Ognian ZESIGER (19)


MANAGER
Nikita LOEHER (52)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 71
ALL-TIME RANKING: 36th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (62, 66, 83)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
86: Zenith - 17th - 37 pts
85: Zenith - 17th - 40 pts
84: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
83: 1Div - 1st - 88 pts - Promoted
82: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Jenna Esling (South Laithland, 5.5m)
Konrad Lovelace (Revolutionaries, 2m)
Kateryna Zuniga (Delphi Lionesses, 2m)
Promoted: Felix Carter (CB, 19)

OUT
Seeker Biscan (Sabrefell Athletic, 8m)
Camilla Martin (Southfell United, 2.5m)
Tawny Shone (FTC United, free)
Capricornia Stubbs (Leichhardt, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Seeker Biscan, Minka Kranevitter, Luka Polichev, Diadora Reeve, Josie Webster
Club Heroes: Milan Aubeck, Alcuin Sharp, Tawny Shone, Erika Wolff
North Sabrefell haven't really made an impact on Nephara, traditionally speaking, but they've risen respectably of late. It's regarded, sometimes derided, as something of a bohemian wasteland full of drug-addled students, and they've embraced the nickname accordingly. They've recently had a cash injection from Brenecian mining tycoon Bruce Harker, but strict Nepharan ownership rules prevent him from taking a majority share - even so, expect him to influence the side forwards. They're rivals with nearby, more affluent Belgrave.


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20. Crisisbless United
‘The Chequers’
The Chessboard (38,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 12 - ÁSÓLFUR Nilsson (23) [GRF]
RB - 17 - Tori ALLEN (30) [CDG]
CB - 5 - Zalman RODARA (28) [SRS]
CB - 6 - Anibal BARRA (27) [KOR]
LB - 3 - Lori CILLIAN (26)
CM - 20 - Kayleigh REID (29) [TLI]
CM - 26 - Tristan HAVEK (26)
RW - 7 - Vadim ARKHIPOV (28) [SRS]
AM - 13 - Constantine WREN (30)
LW - 15 - Andrea BRAXTON (25)
ST - 11 - Topaz CAULKER (24)

GK - 1 - Dorothea SOUMARE (33) [ASU]
CB - 22 - Dimitar INGOLD (28)
LB - 19 - Jane FUSSELL (25)
DM - 4 - Mathilde KELLER (26)
CM - 21 - Zyta PENRITH (27)
RW - 23 - Shay RUTGERS (22)
ST - 9 - Mercia CALSHOT (24)

GK - 30 - Jocasta FREY (18)
RB - 2 - Tandi WILHELM (20)
CB - 26 - Bernard ROYSTON (24)
CM - 8 - Traci KEENER (20)
AM - 37 - Pandora FALCONE (18)
LW - 36 - Hartli FENECH (19)
ST - 14 - Catrin DAVIS (23)


MANAGER
Volga HOELLERER (55)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 13th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (70, 85)

[b]RECENT HISTORY

86: Zenith - 18th - 34 pts
85: 1Div - 1st - 75 pts - P
84: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts
83: Zenith - 19th - 28 pts - R
82: 1Div - 3rd - 77 pts - Promoted

TRANSFERS
IN
Tristan Havek (Cranequin Wanderers, 5m)
Asolfur Nilsson (Laitwinkl, 2m)
Zalman Rodara (SC Filwarfin, 1.5m)
Promoted: Pandora Falcone (AM, 18), Hartli Fenech (LW, 19), Jocasta Frey (GK, 18)

OUT
Radoslav Blaha (Aries Chariots, 5m)
Rhydian Campbell (Castelo e Calvente CS, 2m)
Cale Bennett (Sporting Praia do Emerita, free)
Barry Keane (Whitepill, free)
Bianca Richards (Jacksonville City FC, free)
Andrine Samsa (Autumnstone, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Andrea Cawdor, Riga Demetry, Jade Irwin, Shiida Roesler, Andreas Sparwasser
Club Heroes: Pablo Corderro, Rook Klinsmann, Samantha Rhinestone, Sigrun Rivers, Andreas Rourke
One-Club Men: Rebecca Strachan
Iconic Manager: Matilda Heisenberg
One of Crisisbless' secondary sides, United's deliberate study of contrasts of kit compared to the Heelers' has lead to plenty of jibes. But few people have been laughing at United since they've become a top-flight fixture, in which they won a lot of friends with forthright attacking football and survived for many years against the odds. To wear the red-and-black chequers is to embrace pace, fluidity, elan... and Cup thrashings, as the Chequers are responsible for three of the four times a side has scored ten or more unanswered goals in the Cup. They consider the match against Crisisbless to be the 'true' Crisisbless derby, and given Goodfeather's mediocrity in more recent times, they're probably right.
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1. Chatswood
Last Season: 18th (Zenith)
Stadium: Westcroft (28,000)
Nickname: the Axes
Manager: Goran Verbeck (58)
(4-4-2) 1 - Claire Libuda (34); 17 - Sander Ilinden (27), 19 - Garrett Shangyuan (24), 5 - Luka Hazaluta (31, MRT), 3 - Rhys Vanney (28); 23 - Varlam Kovalev (30, DEL), 13 - Simon Demirjian (25, DEL), 8 - Natale Corven (23), 11 - Hector Walker (27, SNL); 9 - Markus Sturdevant (30), 15 - Miriam Costner (24)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Carri Boxwood (22), 25 - GK - Merethe Kortenauer (20); 4 - DM - Ruben Albert (32, DEL), 6 - CB - Christian Imhoff (35), 14 - CM - Lothar Kondrat (20), 16 - LM - Ashara Szuban (31), 23 - RM - Kilika Matthis (21), 27 - ST - Xander Leckey (22)

BACKGROUND Treason's second club, in the West of the city. It's got a hard-nosed, physical reputation, fanned by many a successful, battling Premiership performance. After years of punching above their weight and sporadically managing UICA qualification, it seems as though the Axes have come crashing down to earth, and settled into a more yo-yo pattern. Their main rivals are AFC Treason, which is considered to be the major Treason derby; they also have a strong and relatively recent hate for Morningstar, who are nearby, share Emery Lineker as their first Premiership manager, and share a general club ethos. After quirks of fixturing lead to a series of steel vs. silk clashes on final Premiership matchdays, in which Chatswood constantly played spoiler, there's also a fierce rivalry with Brinemouth. But Chatswood have always kind of had an 'us against the world' mentality. They're chippy, and you will always remember playing them; they take pride in that. ‘Axes’ refers not only to the Wood, but is a clever nod to the term ‘hatchet man’.

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2. Chardonnay Rangers
Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Floriade Park (17,500)
Nickname: the Rangers
Manager: Gerik Ramsey (50)
(4-4-2) 1 - Ivan Masterly (26); 26 - Fiona Lyons (30), 5 - Trahern Mueller (25), 19 - Adé Pasquier (24, KOR), 19 - Caracal Page (30); 7 - Carrie Geffen-Broad (29, ZWZ), 15 - Sara Holster (27), 23 - Senja Niemi (27, SRS), 16 - Lysandra Osprey (25); 17 - Willem Tanzer (25), 10 - Liang Wei (26, YZH)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Charis Theoklitos (33); 2 - RB - Jhoira Kambol (32, SRS), 3 - LB - Laurin Dale (26), 4 - CM - Hans Kattis (32), 8 - CM - Yente Shulthis (32), 9 - ST - Karl Bastin (29), 11 - LM - Nikola Swann (31), 18 - CB - Barth Guzman (31), 21 - ST - Clemente Oden (27, CMT)

BACKGROUND The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.

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3. Goodfeather FC
Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Steelchurch (32,500)
Nickname: the Quakers
Manager: Katenza Muhren (45)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Auberine Peridot (27); 17 - Alyssa Cristante (24), 5 - Malai Yarlut (28, SRS), 6 - Leo Emmerich (31), 22 - Ziza Jewell (28); 14 - Vladimir Orakhin (26, SVJ), 23 - Czigany Vas (29, PAS), 4 - Casey Anzehelm (27); 8 - Muse Blackburn (31); 9 - Dashaun Howard (29, DEL), 10 - Flavia Catepan (23)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Nichi Pomander (25); 2 - RB - Dala Etoka (32, SRS), 3 - LB - Daniel Chandler (22), 7 - CM - Cordelia Lorzer (34), 16 - ST - Gerard Cale (27), 19 - CB - Berenice Saline (24), 20 - CM - Tatiana Kell (24), 27 - ST - Rafko Jelenc (21)

BACKGROUND The Quakers, so named for representing the relative Protestant hotbed of Nephara, are noted for a gorgeous kit and a traditional emphasis on technical play. Comfortably situated in eastern Crisisbless, they've traditionally floated freely between the top two tiers, enjoying high highs and suffering some low lows along the way. They're well-renowned for a faith in youth, especially from their own academy.

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4. Creed United
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Gardengate (26,000)
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Ursa Dimitar (48)
(4-4-2) 1 - Sinric Aston (26); 2 - Tristan Esterling (29), 5 - Tevye Barker (29), 6 - Ashrata Barkaan (32, SRS), 3 - Shana Reed (23, BRE); 23 - Fox Vitaris (23), 4 - Hanna Selder (32, SVJ), 8 - Erika Stenlein (31), 11 - Miranda Anderson (28, CMT); 17 - Angus Guinness (29, TKT), 10 - Danita Korhal (23)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Brut Kerris (32); 14 - ST - Ben Wiederganger (20), 15 - CM - Gareth Burnes (20), 16 - LM - Lyn Sheen (21), 18 - LB - Palla Koenen (29), 19 - CB - Lukas Worn (32), 24 - CM - Cinderella Foreman (26), 27 - Vasil Ausbury (23), 31 - Gaxi Montoy (19)

BACKGROUND Creed is a small city in the far northwest of Nephara, and it has a similar kind of dry, rough-edged character to the rest of Crownsend. United are its traditional powerhouse, and have only really recently managed to crack the top tier thanks to a golden generation, staying there for a shade under nine years and at one point managing to get into the knockout rounds of the Globe Cup. The hope was that they'd 'pull a Starling' - the reality was that selling their best players for huge fees and having a questionable record of reinvestment meant they eventually reverted to the mean. Still, like many of Nephara's lesser cities, Creed is growing in size and prominence, and being their single relevant club has significant benefits for the Oathmen - a nickname that stems from a legendary regiment of halberdiers that made a name for themselves during the Wars of the Long Marches, and the oath each swore to fight to the last. However, Corinthians No Longer have recently come to prominence, against whom Creed have defined themselves as the club of soldiers and workers.

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5. Parrhesia United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Knightsgrave (43,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Danijel Brymora (45)
(4-3-3) 1 - Cuthbert Stroma (22); 2 - Ceodora Finnan (21), 22 - Bersant Sale (34), 5 - Kina Strauss (22), 3 - Nikki Freeman (29); 21 - Lucas Baker (28, ETN), 4 - Octavia Zahra (32), 8 - Octavian Eversong (30); 13 - Dimitri Pallas (27), 9 - Gareth Hasluck (26), 16 - Corban Green (30, SNL)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Dimitar Franzen (32); 6 - CB - Praline Saunders (32), 7 - CM - Ashe Caulker (21), 11 - LW - Stefan Crowe (22), 16 - ST - Catheline Instill (21), 18 - DM - Mari Brighton (32), 19 - LB - Excellence Sandford (22), 23 - ST - Julia Roberts (32)

BACKGROUND Vermillion's first or second club, depending on who you ask. Definitely its oldest, and one of the oldest in the country. The Saints are associated with the northside and outskirts of the city, a fairly disparate population uniting a variety of demographics. The nickname doesn't really stem from any piety of the club's, or any association with places of worship, but rather its obscure origins have been traced back to regional pride - downtown Vermillion is a godless hellhole, so therefore the northsiders were saints by comparison. A proud club, but has fallen on harder times of late. Bitter rivals with Vermillion Rage, who keep stealing the Saints' players.

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6. Barossia United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Woden Avenue (28,000)
Nickname: the Shrikes
Manager: Leigh Flute (56)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Radu Mercedes (21); 3 - Leona Jörvarsdóttir (25, GRF), 18 - Bwahi Herron (31, CMT), 22 - Batsheva Letang (34), 3 - Diandra Weiss (24); 4 - Chelsea Crawford (30, HAN), 15 - Borisow Mrkela (27, ZRH); 13 - Luka Djordic (24, ZRH), 11 - Revelle Szusza (24), 10 - Julia Kamasz (31); 21 - Lindley Asher (23)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Jens Kirsch (23); 5 - CB - Ida Roesling (33), 6 - CB - Sigurd Cooke (32), 8 - CM - Mikael Kersey (20), 9 - ST - Kylene Rotariu (33), 17 - RB - Lori Sand (26), 19 - LB - Ari Maurer (31), 20 - LW - Gerhard Brooks (29), 23 - CM - Anastasia Bystrom (30, SRS), 26 - ST - Dzira May (22)

BACKGROUND Formerly named Rhagant, Barossia United's catchment now counts the confluence of large towns that ultimately coalesced into the city of Covenant. A wild sprawl, layer upon layer in an oddly heartbreaking ambition, Covenant is an apt backdrop for the chaotic club it calls its own. United have a proud history, an inaugural Premiership side, but they fell long and hard into crushing disrepair before their recent renaissance. They've always played a hard-nosed, direct brand of football.

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7. Belgrave
Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Cherryfields (25,000)
Nickname: the Gargoyles
Manager: Ganymede Hooper (52)
(4-3-3) 12 - Balint Carrington (26); 2 - Athelstan Westbrook (21), 12 - Raphael Brown (32, SYL), 6 - Patrik Pentti (24, COR), 19 - Lars Sendak (21); 13 - Etienne Berkut (30), 15 - Matthaus Gianniotis (28), 11 - Etheldreda Koren (24); 13 - Finbar McLoughlin (26, TKT), 10 - Chris Fisken (27), 16 - Spike Burnham (23)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Catra Paderborn (33); 3 - LB - Amita Misra (30, SRS), 4 - DM - Rook Garai (34), 8 - CM - Olwen North (33), 11 - LW - Paige Leslight (29)

BACKGROUND Belgrave represents Sabrefell's affluent northeast, not historically a socio-economic demographic that has produced good footballers. Even so, their success in recent seasons is built more on good planning than deep pockets. They embrace their reputation for affluence, rebranding it as a belief in 'sophistication', and they've historically favoured a technical, possession-focused style of football, trusting in youth to step up for them. Their willingness to snipe talented youths from across the city to play for them has only made them less popular.

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8. Iron City
Last Season: 6th
Stadium: Swordgarden (35,000)
Nickname: the Cataphracts
Manager: Sander Musgrave (47)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Skye Felicity (26); 6 - Lukas Storrin (31), 2 - Howell Payton (25), 19 - Holger Wight (32), 20 - Maria Kroger (29); 4 - Dario Raskin (30), 21 - Andre Gannon (29); 23 - Lelei Rutzler (21), 13 - Page Rookworth (30), 11 - Sander Linn (30); 9 - Ronan Bryan (25, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 8 - CM - Sara Brett (32), 10 - ST - Fabienne Sontag (30), 18 - CB - Jessica Parrello (35, CDG), 25 - DM - Luthienne Koetter (33)

BACKGROUND The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era (tied with Newrook). That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club.

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9. Leichhardt
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Capricorn Plaza (23,500)
Nickname: the Stargazers
Manager: Dan Keel (58)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Djordje Avramovic (22); 2 - Fortuna Morvan (30), 13 - Natalia Dreider (35, MRN), 22 - Flo Eschborn (32), 19 - Marko Dieter (29, ZRH); 8 - Cintia Flaxen (27), 23 - Sverre Uzuni (22); 7 - Anezka Rennet (30), 17 - Hestia Bowman (33), 16 - David Cairns (25, TLI); 14 - Lea Eberhart (31, VAL)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Ingrid Moore (35); 3 - LB - Yasmin Uzund (30, SRS), 5 - CB - Capricornia Stubbs (27), 6 - CB - Jasper Oar (23), 9 - ST - Asger Lomond (23), 11 - LW - Tilda Shed (25), 15 - AM - Cassi Burbank (28), 26 - RW - Caleb Starboard (25)

BACKGROUND A small city and the largest settlement in the Northern Vale, Leichhardt has traditionally flitted between Premiership relegation battles and the top half of the First Division, usually playing defensive football in the process. Its primary rivals are Corvette, the second-largest Vale settlement, but they've both been overshadowed by nearby Starling of late. Their nickname stems from the clear Vale skies, as opposed to the cloudier cities across the rest of the country.

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10. Cranequin Wanderers
Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Ebony Lane (48,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Lind Scholar (53)
(4-2-3-1) 20 - Sanne Zoller (22); 2 - Athel Scarnett (24), 4 - Filip Barker (34, SNL), 22 - Cat Baxton (30), 6 - Ilya Netrayev (31, SVJ); 5 - Nicola Brindell (33), 4 - Cynthi Graves (22); 7 - Briston Rellingwood (28, TKT), 10 - Sander Berenger (26), 11 - Bellona Sadler (30); 15 - Kieran Beaumont (27, TKT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - November Reiner (35); 8 - AM - Alexis Sutter (29), 9 - ST - Emile Scarlett (24), 13 - LM - Talin Anxosi (31, SRS), 16 - DM - Bastia Swanson (32), 19 - CB - Bran Goldford (34)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is Nephara's smallest state capital, with a generally cultural focus and bohemian reputation. It was a one-club city - that club being the Wanderers - for a while, but Cranequin City's prominence of late has created a rivalry. Usually found in the bottom half of the Premiership, the Wanderers have suffered three relegations to the second tier in the modern era but they tend to bounce back quickly. Their primary tactical legacy has been pioneering controversial patient possession football in Nephara, to some success - it's a blueprint they've since returned to. At six relegations, have set the record for the worst top-flight side.

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11. South Laithland
Last Season: 15th
Stadium: Covenground (27,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Delphi Keane (44)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Selina Carver (34); 2 - Cleo Harper (32), 5 - Hender Esmann (27), 17 - Tremeka Seward (30), 3 - Corren Speaker (22); 13 - Farina Luhukay (35), 8 - Kaya Scanlan (26, BRE); 7 - Marcel Takashi (24), 21 - Shiida Roesler (33), 14 - Catheline Dane (26); 9 - Alhambra Pike (30)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Georgia Fitzon (22); 16 - ST - Kita Farrell (21), 18 - CB - Lukas Tremesne (22), 19 - CB - August Longstreet (34), 20 - RB - Tashandra Bauer (21), 23 - CM - Naomi Spinner (27), 26 - AM - Johan Chandler (23), 27 - LB - Amber Wynd (22)

BACKGROUND Based, as the name suggests, in the southern Laith, South Laithland (based in the town of Dross, which is basically just the football stadium) have traditionally hovered between the bottom half of the Premiership and the top half of the First Division throughout the modern era, and really throughout their entire history. A reasonably successful and stable side, they've rarely scintillated but can be proud of a productive academy. They're friendly rivals with North Laithland, have a derby day against Cypher but expose their fiercest venom for Treason, who have a way of poaching their best players (Allbeck, Flaccus, Connacht, Morgan Ashdown...)

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12. Alliance Barossia
Last Season: 16th
Stadium: Companions Field (26,000)
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Malicia Jensen (61)
(4-4-2) 20 - Ursula Gavaris (34); 2 - Keela Everett (22), 5 - Caeda Warhurst (31), 4 - Tristan Hawker (25), 18 - Gabby Rosario (28, CDG); 15 - Petrus Maslin (31), 15 - Natali Pendrell (27), 8 - Lelja Nemov (26, SRS), 16 - Harrietta Miller (26); 21 - Azure Merkatz (26), 10 - Sveinn Arnason (29, SVJ)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Kari Vidmar (34); 7 - RM - Riri Pheasant (29), 8 - CM - Loris Vanmeter (32, CMT), 17 - ST - Eloisa Caldwell (33), 19 - RB - Igrene Sonnen (31), 23 - DM - Canute Bresonik (34), 24 - ST - Nyna Kane (31)

BACKGROUND Based out of the industrial sprawl of Bismuth, third and southernmost of Barossia's Three Sisters, Alliance arose, recent and vitalised by grassroots support, to challenge the crumbling giant of Rhagant; until the latter rebranded to Barossia United and sought new investment. The two have been in a death-struggle for supremacy for years, and loathe one another. Alliance have a vibrant fan culture, and seem to be the only Barossians really allowed to visibly enjoy themselves. They're connected to the Guayabalense diaspora; Alliance is the Anglicised form of 'Alianza', the traditional Guayabalense powerhouse, but there is no official link between the clubs.

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13. Brookford Otters
Last Season: 10th
Stadium: The Rock (20,000)
Nickname: the Otters
Manager: Cyrus Kroger (54)
(4-3-3) 1 - Olivia Cheney (29); 2 - Fan Kasef (29, EFK), 5 - Marka Krushlin (33, ZRH), 6 - Tristan Proust (29), 3 - Saskia Maker (22, MRT); 26 - Karoliina Karttunen (23, SLV), 4 - Florian Banneret (28), 23 - Arjen Malbranque (29); 7 - Martyn Cautcher (24), 17 - Bjoern Syomin (28, SRS), 11 - Monika Bandler (30)
Notable Reserves: 14 - ST - Zaza Serry (27), 21 - CB - Kurtis Holden (36)

BACKGROUND Brookford is a smallish town on the east coast, but despite the proximity to Brinemouth, the Otters have always maintained a strong enough identity to ensure a minimum of defectors within the town. They are perhaps most famous for their vapourwave-inspired 'aesthetic' kits, though these have since been phased out as the side returned to their traditional navy and orange look. A Cup win remains their proudest achievement, though it was somewhat marred by their playoff relegation immediately beforehand

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14. AFC Rochford
Last Season: 11th
Stadium: Brinegate Park (18,000)
Nickname: the Owls
Manager: Hecubah Statkis (50)
(4-4-2) 12 - Hannah Rutherford (32, CDG); 2 - Riette Lyons (29), 5 - Viktor Raleigh (33), 22 - Emil Dajo (27), 19 - Marian Clindon (23); 24 - Marnej Chambers (25), 4 - Ares Finnan (30), 14 - Gray Mooney (25, EFL), 11 - Ninian Petrus (29); 15 - Katarin Schester (22), 9 - Kahitana Xoferis (22, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Anna Rochester (34); 3 - LB - Jenni Radic (31, SCT), 8 - CM - Scylla Perish (32), 10 - ST - Constantine Koellner (33), 16 - LM - Charissa Hyde (32, GTK), 23 - CM - Chantal Scarlett (21), 39 - RM - Esther Conway (19)

BACKGROUND A moderately prominent town just inland of the Lazuli Coast, Rochford were a yo-yo club leading into the modern era of Nepharan football but have slipped away from prominence in more recent years, echoing the tendency of the townsfolk themselves to leave for the greener pastures of Brinemouth. Built overlooking the small lake known as the Roch, Rochford is famous for its seafood, especially its oysters.

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15. Diamondqueen
Last Season: 13th
Stadium: The New Overlook (17,500)
Nickname: the Diamonds
Manager: Arden Kolar (54)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Gilgamesh Dance (30); 2 - Asha Penfold (29), 5 - Markus Gojak (30), 6 - Gregor Strober (34), 3 - Lorcan Devante (31); 23 - Luther Elvedi (26), 26 - Lindsi Gannon (29), 8 - Anna Henling (31, SYL); 10 - Odette Mandrake (30); 9 - Asmora Culdacar (23), 25 - Riverina Bray (31)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Rudolf Solaun (29); 6 - CB - Jessica Everard (35), 14 - CM - Riza Counsell (33), 21 - ST - Helmina Turner (33)

BACKGROUND Diamondqueen's main attraction is being the suburb in which the Nepharan National University is, just north of the centre of the city. As a result, most of its supporters come from the student base. It's had a very strong relationship with the nearby Raven River for many years, acting as something of a feeder club for them for a few years until their meteoric rise to the same division, and they continue to have a close relationship - Diamondqueen don't really have any rivals at all.

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16. Aries Solitaire
Last Season: Champions (2Div)
Stadium: The Steel Marquee (15,000)
Nickname: Soli
Manager: Stahl Garland (48)
(4-4-2) 1 - Harald Cronin (29); 17 - June Orenthal (29), 5 - John Leitch (21), 6 - Karel Montag (30), 3 - Tersi Alain (23); 23 - Simran Alrand (26, SRS), 6 - Lars Bedesman (27), 8 - Hawker Banks (30), 11 - Kristalina Soich (29); 17 - Vanessa Mulder (29), 21 - Karena Gothel (28)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karolas Stoll (33); 2 - RB - Rain Methven (31), 4 - CM - Altena Monroe (34), 9 - ST - Kitti Menander (33, ISK), 14 - CM - Max Rusnak (34), 16 - LM - Milos Praxis (30), 22 - CB - Myriam Lockett (33, CMT), 27 - DM - Sophara Hayes (30)

BACKGROUND Based in the southern outskirts of Sabrefell, Solitaire, curiously, have their origins in a travelling circus. The derogatory term, naturally, is 'the Carnies'. They have little experience towards the top of the pyramid, but coming full circle from their origins, a professional gambler has bankrolled them sensibly on towards relevance. They're closest to Southfell; they lack the competitive history with United, but do have a heated rivalry with Pillars.

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17. Mantlegrove
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Cygnet Street (12,000)
Nickname: the Dryads
Manager: Tallinna Cosgrove (48)
(4-3-1-2) 12 - Artemis Tsipras (33); 17 - Karolin Faust (33), 18 - Capella Everton (31), 6 - Martel Sevecke (34), 3 - Kolin Auer (27); 8 - Violet Siverson (33), 15 - Richter Moranis (33), 23 - Chelsi Byron (31); 10 - Johan Arbour (26); 7 - Oskar Hart (29), 9 - Alyce Nicolau (31)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Shanna Cotton (34); 2 - RB - Baldwyn Evans (32), 4 - CM - Roxi Pryce (33), 20 - ST - Lieschen Kuzener (33), 21 - CB - Angelyna Rinehart (33)

BACKGROUND A founder club of the Conference, Mantlegrove have come a long way to establish themselves in the upper-middle echelons of the pyramid. They're comfortably tucked into eastern Treason and have managed, somewhat surprisingly, to tap into the small hipster fanbase left abandoned by the collapse of Project +90. Propped up in their early years by a local family who won the lottery, they've since been taken over by a more conventional consortium.

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18. Chenoworth Rovers
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Slatefield (32,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Miron Campbell (53)
(4-4-2) 1 - Pavel Owings (25); 2 - Rylisa Martane (22), 3 - Longinus Fenton (29), 5 - Gannon Livas (24), 20 - Jenna Drummond (25); 23 - Athena Birch (22), 4 - Dawn Bishop (27), 8 - Niko Babylon (26), 16 - Zophie Zarinchek (28, CDG); 9 - Petrarch Corbay (29), 15 - Casi Maxim (22)
Notable Reserves: 7 - RM - Sarala Darzi (30, SRS), 17 - RB - Alisandra Svava (35), 23 - ST - Raphael Wentworth (26)

BACKGROUND Chenoworth is a two-club city (for the most part), with the Harriers representing the northwest geographically and Hellenics culturally, and the Rovers Jewish, eastern and by reputation more affluent. In the early years of the modern era, both sides could regularly be seen yo-yoing wildly between the top two tiers, with seven Premiership relegations between them. Of late, however, the Harriers' fortunes have soared and the Rovers' have soured, until a recent resurgence has left them yet again eyeing the top flight.

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19. Boltcroft Thorns
Last Season: Champions (2D)
Stadium: Timemist Towers (12,500)
Nickname: the Thorns
Manager: Phoenix Holler (59)
(4-4-2) 20 - Dorota Feuerstein (29); 2 - Jasmine Pherson (21), 5 - Rook Bolton (31), 22 - Aida Rudvan (23, SRS), 3 - Daniel Opal (29); 23 - Olenna Trelawney (26), 4 - Della Ballard (23, SNL), 15 - Lauren Taylor (28, SYL), 21 - Annika Cashin (33); 7 - Eyvind Rice (28), Voni Obsivac (21)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Marnid Volland (37), 8 - CM - Constance Jameson (34), 10 - ST - Marius Cervenka (31)

BACKGROUND On Nephara's very southwest border, Boltcroft was once known as a provider of lumber and of very proficient bowyers, but never quite kicked on to becoming a true industrial city. Nevertheless, the club's recent success have made it something of a nexus for small southwestern clubs, and a natural rival to AFC Serpentine, which passes for the powerhouse of the region.

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20. Greygate
Last Season: 3rd (2D)
Stadium: Dourhead (23,000)
Nickname: the Wardens
Manager: Michi Leonard (47)
(4-3-3) 20 - Andre Breitenreiter (23); 2 - Werner Thilmann (24), 18 - Firana Ulanov (26, SRS), 6 - Andrea Mavrias (33), 19 - Jana Forde (29); 7 - Russ Shallows (30), 15 - Gareth Steer (24), 11 - Kalene Chenoweth (29); 13 - Daistina Mardica (24), 17 - Leonhard Bertos (29), 16 - Kali Stonecypher (22)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Bruce Weghorst (27); 3 - LB - Kyriakos Mesorounis (33), 4 - CM - Soldiina Vormus (33, MRN), 5 - CB - Ruby George (35), 7 - RW - Rebecca Soutar (33), 10 - ST - Meredith Lincoln (34), 19 - RB - Marcela Harnik (33)

BACKGROUND Greygate hope to entrench themselves as Stahlburg's third club, though realistically Armstrong are more important. They're based in the city's north, and the titular 'Grey Gate' was the site of a few great battles in Nephara's turbulent history of civil war. In calmer times, it now represents a small but rising club, ranks swelled in recent years with dissenters from the increasingly wayward way that Stahlburg City's been run, to the point where they've been able to build a new stadium. As a result, they're looking forward to the chance to stick the boot into the Smiths, and the feeling is very much reciprocated.

Second Division Preview

1. Morningstar
Colours
Black and pink
Nickname Stars
Manager Bronwyn Gerhardt (51)
Key Players Sandra Thorgan (GK, 30), Tricia Heward (RB, 33), Innocent Cornwell (RB, 29), Sherry Brosnan (CB, 32, CYI), Claretta Lawlor (CB, 30), Mara Starling (RM, 30), Kitti Jadeane (CM, 29), Janna Mirellos (CM, 22, TFS), Apollo Hennessey (LM, 27), Marnus Sutton (ST, 34), Andre Walker (ST, 31)

2. Cranequin City
Colours
Terracotta and gold
Nickname Cotti
Manager Sarah Hoffmann (44)
Key Players Leoni Joyce (GK, 30, CYI), Deanna Freestone (GK, 27, CDG), Georgia Pryce (CB, 32), Carrie Singh (CB, 28, CMT), Harri Glass (CB, 23), Joanna Rodrigues (LCB, 34, GRU), Magente Tiedemann (RWB, 28), Lorenz Barrett (DM, 28), Lucian Bartok (LWB, 24), Jakob Burnes (CM, 28), Roko Jerebic (CM, 27), Serra Maier (AM, 33), Heron Paara (ST, 36, MRN), Martyn Barrett (ST, 28), Kalenz Crydee (ST, 23)

3. Gonen's Bridge
Colours
White and red
Nickname the Warriors
Manager Florian Burnes (49)
Key Players Rinat Chernetsky (GK, 23, PYA), Johan Petkovic (RB, 26), Soren Clement (CB, 34), Orithyia Demetriou (CB, 33), Bleda Arkhal (CB, 26, SRS), Tomas Abramovic (LB, 30), Sybille Travere (LB, 28, CMT), Vasco Aceituno (RM, 26, FFD), Naklé Bërsne (LM, 25, FFD), Svante Brausz (ST, 29, FFD), Jonas Zinter (ST, 28), Gail Suvri (ST, 24, CMT)

4. Stahlburg Rovers
Colours
Orange and black
Nickname the Rovers
Manager Gough Bauer (49)
Key Players Esther Calcutt (GK, 26), Fiora Anders (RB, 31), Penelope Wisdom (CB, 27), Damascus Steele (CB, 26), Kvenna Melander (LB, 32), Sonya Channell (RM, 29), Gisela Feistle (CM, 33), Augustine Lascar (CM, 29), Mari Tone (CM, 27), Lorelei Barker (LM, 28), Jason Margush (ST, 34), Dimitar Guzan (ST, 30)

5. Peregrine
Colours
Green and white
Nickname the Falconers
Manager Shana Elderwood (51)
Key Players Esme Haverford (GK, 26), Ecbert Thackeray (CB, 28), Audrey Curran (CB, 29), Claudia Jennings (CM, 31), Leticia Bramble (CM, 29), Eloise Dulwich (RW, 24), Ava Thatchwood (AM, 26), Felix Luthier (LW, 32), Tania Keenan (LW, 26), Genevieve Sparrowhawk (ST, 28), Linda Bollard (ST, 24)

6. West Brinemouth
Colours
Orange and black
Nickname the Gulls
Manager Marko Gaston (57)
Key Players Sigmund Perth (GK, 32), Piers Coleman (RB, 30), Royce Echehart (CB, 32), Marlena Hooper (CB, 30), Johan Ark (LB, 28), Ellen Benson (CM, 27), Lauren Favall (CM, 25), Jasper Worner (RW, 28), Elizabeth Cochrane (AM, 31, TLI), Amalda Haines (LW, 29), Rutger Thane (LW, 22), Andrey Soffer (ST, 24)

7. Autumnstone
Colours
Red and yellow
Nickname the Archers
Manager Tara Alban (50)
Key Players Klaus Marvell (CB, 27), Alex Levine (LB, 33), Thorgan Brewer (RM, 26), Jill Sunderland (CM, 33), Andrine Samsa (LM, 31), Shara Deamond (ST, 30), Zagreus Evans (ST, 30)

8. Locksley
Colours
Maroon and white
Nickname the Brewers
Manager Lucan Schrader (52)
Key Players David Danestri-Ashburn (GK, 23, AHR), Adele Frey (RB, 29), Alexis Tymon (CB, 35), Constance Kluivert (CB, 29), Cassandra Weier (CB, 28), Brady Innes (RM, 32), Louise Tsolakis (CM, 33), Ephraim Lezaford (CM, 24), Leshi Bell (LM, 29), Petra Rubesch (ST, 33), Aurelio Yeseta (ST, 31, FFD)

9. Vermillion Wanderers
Colours
Green and yellow
Nickname the Wanderers
Manager Iona Britton (47)
Key Players Bard Holgate (GK, 27), Rena Kinross (RB, 31), Liana Lemuur (CB, 34, MRN), Patrik Alphonse (CB, 34), Archany Narang (LB, 30, SRS), Konrad Berg (DM, 28), Kayla Carling (CM, 26), Sandi Lupin (CM, 21), Morgan Chalice (RW, 24), Kanerva Herron (ST, 34), Pedro Bailey (ST, 23, SNL), Declan Wharton (LW, 34, ETN)

10. Lindwurm Delta
Colours
Green and black
Nickname the Skimmers
Manager Lars Cousland (52)
Key Players Gerrard Tell (GK, 31), Villanelle Chandler (RB, 28), Orion Pryor (CB, 33), Lenna Berwick (LB, 32), Kristen Rackham (RM, 27), Lucina Xavier (CM, 33), Louise Degenek (LM, 26), Doner Matacostelas (ST, 23, FFD)

11. Corvette Maulers
Colours
Yellow and black
Nickname the Maulers
Manager Jasper Davison (49)
Key Players Jacqueline Mastiff (CB, 33), Kenzi Greyson (CB, 28), Kang Entai (LB, 33, YZH), Ignatia Bullock (DM, 29), Brom Fleet (CM, 30), Fifi Arnhem (CM, 26), Ursa Kinbois (ST, 34), Andrea Bellmare (LW, 31), Moira Laughlin (ST, 22, CMT)

12. AFC Serpentine
Colours
Green and blue
Nickname the Dragons
Manager Brandon Graf (48)
Key Players Christine Tabard (GK, 30), Shanna Oakes (RB, 32), Jessava Smith (CB, 30), Kelly Ingram (CB, 22, CMT), Aloysian March (LB, 32), Constantine Marx (RM, 30), Cheney Masters (CM, 32), Janus Tanzer (CM, 31), Uther Johnson (ST, 32), Jonas Rossi (ST, 30)

13. Lindmark Falcons
Colours
White and navy
Nickname the Falcons
Manager Alaric Jansen (59)
Key Players Tremaine Bleak (CB, 23), Adnan Broad (CM, 30), Ardent Vale (CM, 24), Kiva Louis (RW, 27), Scanlan Wry (AM, 26), Dimi Taylor (ST, 30)

14. Cypher Town
Colours
Blue and red
Nickname the Eagles
Manager Vaila Cutcheon (51)
Key Players Marget Veld (GK, 35), Olivia Spencer (GK, 23), Canas Meulenstein (CB, 33), Wade Thompkins (LB, 26, KOR), Isla Leskosek (RM, 31), Marco Lakaszi (CM, 33, FFD), Imrishka Rosenshine (CM, 28), Matthew Chisholm (CM, 25), Raymond Carels (ST, 31, NAC), Innocent Hargreaves (ST, 26)

15. The Strongest
Colours
Burgundy and white
Nickname the Strongest
Manager Karin Mendicant (51)
Key Players Elaine Verlinden (GK, 34), Paul Zweig (RB, 30), Namara Beresford (CB, 33), Clovis Brettel (CB, 30), Gervase Ascham (DM, 32), Xavier Barron (CM, 33), Uther Caskey (ST, 31)

16. Gosmouth Swans
Colours
White and blue
Nickname the Swans
Manager Calisto Matraxis (57, PRV)
Key Players Bertha Reproach (GK, 31), Thucydides Soros (CB, 35), Aragon Smith (LB, 20), Ashley Bishop (CM, 33), Leander Stead (ST, 28), Jonas Steward (ST, 27)

17. Ritter Town
Colours
White and orange
Nickname the Stallions
Manager Dorian Finn (55)
Key Players Rickard Berardi (RB, 32), Ander Thornell (RM, 29), Jasper Trevelyan (CM, 27), Josi Carsten (ST, 28)

18. Pillars of Southfell
Colours
Purple and Black
Nickname the Seekers
Manager Jakob Mortimer (56)
Key Players Johan Flowers (RB, 33), Lanyon Rowes (LB, 31), Van Aspenwood (RW, 32), Hana Yorke (ST, 32)

19. The Hanged Man
Colours
Red and black
Nickname THM
Manager
Key Players Penelope Banner (GK, 29), Wolfgang Bent (CB, 27), Leva Fernand (LB, 23), Yuri Ghislaine (DM, 32), Valdemar Hewes (CM, 30), Kuzman Nestorovski (ST, 29)

20. Lazuli Diamonds
Colours
Yellow and blue
Nickname the Diamonds
Manager Caspar Stahl (50)
Key Players Karla Dowling (GK, 31), Oblong Pieters (CB, 26), Andreas Davis (LM, 32), Gisella Martyn (ST, 30)
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Postby Nephara » Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:21 am

Clubs in Focus - Zenith


Aries Chariots

Denied a Champions Cup berth only by goal difference, it’s fair to say that the Chariots had an excellent season. But by the same token… they were nine points clear at the top with eight games to play, six points clear with five games left to play, and they finished third. Just third. Not enough to stop it being a superb season, and not enough to keep Lexus Ulreich from a thoroughly deserved Emerald Crest, but what exactly will happen next for the Chariots?

Well, whatever it is, the board are consolidating sensibly. Radoslav Blaha and Friede Volkmann are the two new arrivals, both defensive (a goalkeeper and a centre-half), both 23 but with radically different pasts. Blaha is the goalkeeper who conceded over a hundred goals for Crisisbless United last season, didn’t even play every game… and without him, it would have been many more. Volkmann’s a more typical story, looking for regular minutes that weren’t coming at AFC Treason. But for the most part, the squad’s been allowed to grow and build together.

Just don’t expect Ulreich to compromise on his football, fast, aggressive and unafraid to get direct, despite his more possession-oriented beginnings; Ulreich has evolved as a manager, if not in the stereotypical way. This Chariots side is a tight-knit, hard-working unit that have managed to cause blushes for outfits with far fatter wage bills, and few true stars. Tricia Cray is one of the league’s most well-balanced midfielders, unlucky to only have three caps, while Konrad Balmoral - who so often flattered to deceive at the Crows - is at last at his potential. But it was the hard-nosed defensive veterans, hulking midfielder Kevaarsen and impressive debutant Lillehammer, who made the team of the year, and for good reason. It’s not inconceivable that another year to improve together makes them harder to beat than ever… or that a run into IFCF football might run their thin squad ragged.

Crisisbless United

Sometimes you look at a Zenith side’s survival prospects, and the prognosis is grim. Staying up simply seems like mission impossible. And a lot of people said that about Crisisbless United last time, and they saw a lot of the results they expected. Even worse than expected, a lot of the time. And they helped their hated rivals Crisisbless blow the league record win out of the water, getting smashed 14-1. Volga Hoellerer somehow clung to the job, and somehow, though they conceded a staggering hundred and twenty-six goals, the Chequers survived.

Unfortunately, those 126 goals conceded would have been a lot more without Radoslav Blaha, who has departed for Aries Chariots for ₲3.4m. That’s the same as they’ve paid for Tristan Havek, a hard-working holding midfielder from 1Div, with Asolfur Nilsson brought in from Graintfjall and centre-half Zalman Rodara, who has been linked with Zenith clubs in the past, arriving from SC Filwarfin. But there’s concern in depth, with a number of fringe players released and replaced by academy products, making a thin squad thinner still.

If the Chequers are to survive, they will be reliant on the attack, with the likes of 24-year old Topaz Caulker and 25-year old Andrea Braxton needing to hit the ground running and overcome the early shakes that bedevilled them last season. At their best, Hoellerer’s charges attacked fluidly and relentlessly, forcing their opponents into defensive missteps and slipping through with slick passing moves, but at their worst… well, you know what they were like at their worst.

Southfell United

When it comes to the newly-promoted sides, most eyes are on New Oakstone Phoenix, who return to the top flight for the first time in 34 years. Of the Phoenix’s squad, only third-choice goalkeeper Rena Perch was even alive when they were last in the then-Premiership. But while Nixi are a deeply intriguing prospect, it’s a more established marque, Southfell, that are considered as near as any promoted side gets to a certainty for survival.

‘Big’ Bess Gannon’s first taste of top-flight football came 32 years ago, where for years she was part of Crisisbless United’s often-breached back line. She retired there, but her management route back to the top has been circuitous; Coret Rovers, Crisisbless Athletic, and then seven years at Brantisvogan in the Confederacy before her return to Southfell United, taking them back up in two and a half seasons.

She’s built a strong, experienced core of players, backed up by thrilling young guns. 21-year old defensive midfielder Esther Caelin has been a prenatural talent for years, and looks to be partnered by Alyce Kearney, formerly of Sabrefell Athletic. Homegrown striker Ravil Kulesza has been one of the First Division’s worst-kept secrets, and is long overdue his return to the league. 32 goals last season made him an obvious winner of the Jade Crest, and a Cormorants callup can’t be far off.

But Cale Schindler and Donat Soler, defensive stalwarts at this level who stayed doggedly with the Tanners for years in the wilderness, return, as does Valletta Keepsake, a more pure playmaker than most; Camilla Martin should also offer a terrifyingly consistent goal threat when called upon. And of course, Archer Flat, who even at 34 looks set to put terror into the hearts of the league’s callow strikers. Southfell topped 1Div imperiously, with 90 points, and boast a tough defense, plenty of goals, and firm connective tissue. Expect them to impress.

Starling

The egomaniacal Adalheid Metzelder, genius or fraud depending on who you’re talking to, demanded thirteen signings last season and a mass clearout of dead wood. Strangely enough, Starling struggled to gel through most of last season, stumbling to a deeply uninspiring 13th. They were mediocre from start to finish, at no point threatening to do anything interesting, but all the while they built up playing the way Metzelder wants. They’ve started pre-season in ominous form, making almost no waves in the transfer window. Centre-half Perchtold, who Metzelder couldn’t sell last season and had to loan, has been sold. First-choice goalkeeper Hanna Bayliss was sold to Pria City, with Annabelle Press a clear-cut backup for Rhiannon Fawn.

So Starling might not have a higher star value on the video games, or whatever, but the intangibles of chemistry are on their side. Don’t forget, either, just how young their squad is. Centre-halves Vine and Pearce made plenty of mistakes last season but neither’s yet 25. Fawn’s only 23. Satine Valenza was profligate at times last season but is only 24, hoping to fight her way to Cormorants representation after a stop-start career thus far, while winger Ascalon Coffey slowly built composure and consistency over the season. And don’t forget Þyrill Bjarnhéðinsson, a thrilling teenager who should see more and more of the pitch.

So what to expect from Starling? Most likely they’ll keep floating around in midtable, but you never know with Metzelder. When the wheels come off, they come off hard, and it’s not impossible to see a situation where a tailspinning Starling end in the relegation places, or at least threaten to get embroiled in the fight. But the money from their successful years has long run dry, and they’re left a small-market team whose natural place is probably midtable in 1Div, not even the Zenith. If anyone, or anything, can restore the glory years, surely it’s somehow got to be Metzelder, or someone like her.

Zenith Players to Watch

Whether for on-field impact or mere psychodrama, you cannot look beyond Dénes Robineau. Originally brought to Nephara by Kosovare Fairweather, who used him sparingly at first before shipping him out to the second tier, much to his chagrin. When he returned, she was gone, but he was set to take North Laithland by storm, their sole highlight of a dismal season. And now Crisisbless have put down ₲9.5m to snap him up, where he looks set to compete for minutes with Ludwig and Woodcarver. That’s a frankly obscene level of attacking talent. Sidenote: Geneva Kilgallon, the eldest (and, footballing-wise, best) daughter of Ror Jevdjevic-Hadsic, has recently changed her registration to… Ženeva Kilgallic? Though capped at youth level for Nephara, a switch is rumoured to be on the cards…

Stahlburg City retain faith in Sienna Fallon despite a disappointing last year, and she’s been allowed to bring in an all-new defensive partnership. Partly through necessity, as Lieven has departed for Crisisbless, but they’ve found a replacement with still more pedigree. Alongside Fabiana Cruz, Roxelana Thorn makes her homecoming at 35, the World Cup winning colossus maybe having lost a step at the highest level but absolutely still capable of improving her hometown club. As a signing, it’s simultaneously annoying for Stahlburg City - still in a position of getting the cast-offs of bigger sides - and hugely inspiring. Will her homecoming bring the breakthrough the Smiths have long sought?

Under Gratia Barker, Newrook City’s veteran fighting force look ready to scrap to the very end. Curiously, she’s brought in Dusko Ocokoljic along with Barthet and McKay in a full-on shakeup of the midfield, and Dusko is of course the younger brother of Jezdimir, one of the most legendary footballers in Newrook’s history but now, at 34, in his twilight. The lazy analysis is that he’s there to keep Jezdimir happy, but he’s a more than capable footballer in his own right, proven at a good level. What chemistry will the two, united at last, manage for the Rooks?

Clubs in Focus - 1Div


Goodfeather FC

It must surely sting that unheralded Goodfeather were 45 minutes away from sealing their long-awaited return to the top flight. They lead at the halfway mark of the playoffs, an injury-time strike from Flavia Catepan giving them the edge, and surely backed themselves to strike again against the notoriously sieve-like Crisisbless United. It didn’t happen, and now they’ve got it all to do again. Worse still, they’ll do it without Seona Gale, snapped up by Brinemouth and hoped to be the heir to Kazuo Martin.

But they’re a young side packed with quality, much - such as Catepan, or the fine attacking fullback Cristante - homegrown, but backed with the key element of critical pockets of experience. Auberine Peridot was arguably unlucky to ever lose her place at Vermillion Rage, perhaps 1Div’s finest progressive goalkeeper, while Vladimir Orakhin is a pure champagne footballer at this level. Muse Blackburn, meanwhile, has found a bizarre lease of life going from flying winger through her 20s to spearhead of the diamond midfield at 31, a natural dribbler with immaculate close control and short passing.

Katenza Muhren’s Quakers go out aiming to dominate the ball and pass their opponents off the park, making up for a lack of pace and power by simply being good at football, and to be frank that’s a refreshing approach. But she’s honest, as well: “I don’t play this style because it’s pretty,” Muhren said, an intelligent rightback in her playing days, “I play it because it gets results, and you’ll find it’s the sides most able to play with the ball at their feet that do the best upon being promoted.” No sense that she’s lost any ambition, then; her eyes are set squarely on the prize.

Mantlegrove

The obvious second-tier Cup heroes… were actually AFC Rochford, since they reached the final. But for Rochford, it was a bright spot in an otherwise pretty dour season, just enough to catch eyeballs and make sure that their best players, Catheline Mueller and Vinísìus Sïrustós, departed for foreign shores between seasons. But Mantlegrove? That’s a team defying expectations all throughout the year. And so Rochford may have beaten Mantlegrove in the semifinals, but it’s the Dryads who deserve the eye.

The thing with Mantlegrove, a founder club of the Conference, is that they’re put together with spare parts, generally aging ones. They may have Project +90 heritage, using most of their abandoned facilities, but it’s a veteran core they’re built on. The new signings continue the trend; Artemis Tsipras, formerly of Peregrine and Barossia United, returns to regular starts at 33, while Violet Siverson, the same age, has already brought a touch of Sabrefell Athletic-reared class to Newrook City and hopes to do the same again.

As for those who kept them up last year, Karolin Faust, once of Treason, held South Laithland together for years and still has plenty on the tank, with Martel Sevecke, another player with Zenith experience, the old man of the back line at 34. But really catching the eye are Oskar Hart, a Creed youth product who spent a couple of tempestuous years abroad before building his career back up in the third tier, and Alyce Nicolau, long-derided as a striker who couldn’t finish, now the perfect, unselfish and technically adept strike partner at 31. Will the Dryads, under inexperienced but highly-regarded manager Tallinna Cosgrove, continue to defy fate? Or will gravity overcome them at last?

1Div Players to Watch

Barossia United don’t look likely to bounce straight back up to the Zenith, having lost many of their crucial players, but they haven’t been inactive in the window. Picking up Leigh Flute as manager, who boasts a wealth of experience at this level, is a shrewd acquisition, while Lindley Asher should provide goals. But it’s Diandra Weiss who provides the most intrigue. She took the field over fifteen times for Treason last season; at 24, should she really be slumming it in the second tier? She’s undoubtedly the league’s best fullback, and it should be fascinating to see how she can influence games from her withdrawn position.

A 26-year old Brenecian who has spent the past few years in Nephara at Autumnstone, Kaya Scanlan is set for her first second-tier season. Held back for her diminutive stature, the 5’1” midfielder’s excellence in tight spaces and brilliant passing range have made her one of the classiest players in the third tier, and she’s a statement signing for a South Laithland side trying now, under Delphi Keane, to move past their aging core. This is already the high point of Scanlan’s career, of course, but it might not stop there. The Patriots have been known to call up players from 1Div in the past, and they’re hardly at a high ebb now… perhaps the window hasn’t yet shut for her to see a World Cup?

2Div has become a source of remarkable young striking talent of late. Lamia Tjaden is the most recent name, since left for Farfadillis, but Boltcroft Thorns, at second-tier level for the first time in their history, can still count on the goals of Zvonimir 'Voni' Obsivac. Just 21 years old, but he’s a physical powerhouse and clearly knows how to use it, a natural brawler with a great eye for goal. He’s not fast and his first touch is absolutely horrific, but although he’s yet to find youth international representation either for Nephara or, it will shock you to learn, his father’s birthplace, Mytanija, the meteoric rise of the likes of Tjaden, Kulesza or, of course, Felixe Vetiver just go to show that the Nepharan lower leagues are a perfect launchpad for a young striker.
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MATCHDAY 1
Aries Chariots 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Sabrefell 0-0 Southfell United
Raven River 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Athletic 8-0 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Brinemouth 2-1 Newrook City
Crisisbless 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Coret Hawks 1-2 AFC Treason
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Starling
North Laithland 1-1 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 2
Southfell United 3-0 Aries Chariots
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Crisisbless United 5-3 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Raven River
Newrook City 0-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Treason 1-1 Brinemouth
Starling 1-1 Crisisbless
Stahlburg City 0-2 Coret Hawks
North Laithland 2-4 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 3
Aries Chariots 5-0 Corinthians No Longer
Southfell United 2-0 Crisisbless United
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
North Sabrefell 2-6 Newrook City
Raven River 3-2 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Moths 1-4 Starling
Brinemouth 3-1 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless 4-0 North Laithland
Coret Hawks 1-1 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 4
Crisisbless United 1-2 Aries Chariots
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
Newrook City 0-1 Southfell United
Vermillion Rage 2-5 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Treason 1-0 North Sabrefell
Starling 1-1 Raven River
Stahlburg City 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
North Laithland 4-1 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 2-2 Brinemouth
Coret Hawks 0-1 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 5
Aries Chariots 0-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless United 2-2 Newrook City
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Southfell United 1-4 AFC Treason
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-4 Starling
North Sabrefell 1-2 Stahlburg City
Raven River 2-2 North Laithland
Sabrefell Athletic 3-2 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Moths 2-3 Coret Hawks
Brinemouth 1-3 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 6
Newrook City 1-0 Aries Chariots
Vermillion Rage 3-2 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Treason 2-1 Crisisbless United
Starling 3-0 Corinthians No Longer
Stahlburg City 4-1 Southfell United
North Laithland 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Corvistone 4-0 North Sabrefell
Coret Hawks 1-1 Raven River
Crisisbless 2-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Brinemouth 3-0 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 7
Aries Chariots 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Newrook City 3-0 AFC Treason
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Starling
Crisisbless United 1-1 Stahlburg City
Corinthians No Longer 3-2 North Laithland
Southfell United 1-2 AFC Corvistone
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-2 Coret Hawks
North Sabrefell 0-2 Crisisbless
Raven River 1-4 Brinemouth
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 8
AFC Treason 1-2 Aries Chariots
Starling 2-0 Vermillion Rage
Stahlburg City 4-2 Newrook City
North Laithland 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Corvistone 3-4 Crisisbless United
Coret Hawks 2-1 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless 4-0 Southfell United
Brinemouth 4-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Athletic 6-2 Raven River
MATCHDAY 9
Aries Chariots 0-1 Starling
AFC Treason 1-0 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Rage 2-1 North Laithland
Newrook City 2-3 AFC Corvistone
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Coret Hawks
Crisisbless United 0-3 Crisisbless
Corinthians No Longer 1-5 Brinemouth
Southfell United 0-7 Sabrefell Moths
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-9 Sabrefell Athletic
North Sabrefell 1-2 Raven River
MATCHDAY 10
Stahlburg City 0-1 Aries Chariots
North Laithland 2-1 Starling
AFC Corvistone 2-1 AFC Treason
Coret Hawks 6-1 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless 3-0 Newrook City
Brinemouth 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Raven River 1-1 Southfell United
North Sabrefell 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 11
Aries Chariots 2-1 North Laithland
Stahlburg City 2-0 AFC Corvistone
Starling 3-1 Coret Hawks
AFC Treason 1-1 Crisisbless
Vermillion Rage 0-3 Brinemouth
Newrook City 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
Chenoworth Harriers 2-6 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless United 0-0 Raven River
Corinthians No Longer 1-0 North Sabrefell
Southfell United 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 12
AFC Corvistone 0-2 Aries Chariots
Coret Hawks 2-0 North Laithland
Crisisbless 2-0 Stahlburg City
Brinemouth 3-4 Starling
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Vermillion Rage
Raven River 0-2 Newrook City
North Sabrefell 3-2 Chenoworth Harriers
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Crisisbless United
Southfell United 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 13
Aries Chariots 3-1 Coret Hawks
AFC Corvistone 0-2 Crisisbless
North Laithland 1-1 Brinemouth
Stahlburg City 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
Starling 0-6 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Treason 0-3 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 2-0 North Sabrefell
Newrook City 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 Southfell United
Crisisbless United 1-4 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 14
Crisisbless 0-1 Aries Chariots
Brinemouth 4-2 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Moths 6-1 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 4-2 North Laithland
Raven River 0-2 Stahlburg City
North Sabrefell 3-1 Starling
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-2 AFC Treason
Southfell United 0-2 Vermillion Rage
Corinthians No Longer 3-1 Newrook City
Crisisbless United 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 15
Aries Chariots 1-0 Brinemouth
Crisisbless 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Coret Hawks 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Raven River
North Laithland 1-3 North Sabrefell
Stahlburg City 1-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Starling 1-1 Southfell United
AFC Treason 5-1 Corinthians No Longer
Vermillion Rage 7-2 Crisisbless United
Newrook City 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 16
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Athletic 1-4 Brinemouth
Raven River 0-2 Crisisbless
North Sabrefell 1-2 Coret Hawks
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-5 AFC Corvistone
Southfell United 0-4 North Laithland
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless United 1-5 Starling
Chenoworth Harriers 0-0 AFC Treason
Newrook City 0-0 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 17
Aries Chariots 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Raven River
Brinemouth 3-2 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless 9-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Coret Hawks 2-1 Southfell United
AFC Corvistone 5-1 Corinthians No Longer
North Laithland 1-1 Crisisbless United
Stahlburg City 3-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 0-1 Newrook City
AFC Treason 3-0 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 18
Raven River 0-2 Aries Chariots
North Sabrefell 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Southfell United 1-2 Brinemouth
Corinthians No Longer 2-4 Crisisbless
Crisisbless United 0-1 Coret Hawks
Chenoworth Harriers 3-4 AFC Corvistone
Newrook City 3-1 North Laithland
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Stahlburg City
AFC Treason 3-1 Starling
MATCHDAY 19
Aries Chariots 2-0 North Sabrefell
Raven River 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Southfell United
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 4-2 Crisisbless United
Crisisbless 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Coret Hawks 1-2 Newrook City
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Vermillion Rage
North Laithland 0-1 AFC Treason
Stahlburg City 1-0 Starling

Sabrefell Athletic lay down the earliest marker, opening the season with a warm welcome back for Crisisbless United. Which is to say they pulverise them 8-0. The Rams are better all over the pitch, first to every ball, clinical with every strike. New goalkeeper signing Asolfur Nilsson watches on from the bench as Dorothea Soumare, protecting her status as incumbent and number 1, loses that status instantly with every shot seeming to slip through her hands, wrists or, somehow, midriff. She will not be seen in the Zenith again. 20-year old Lex Klein ratchets up a hat-trick, and 18-year old Rebekka Kajsdóttir comes off the bench to provide an assist on debut.

Instead, Asolfur takes up position in goal when United attempt to bounce back against North Sabrefell, and somehow, using that resilience that helped them stay up against all odds last season, they manage to play with confidence, roaring back to a 5-3 victory. Asolfur does fairly well behind a defence that leaves him horrifically exposed, but the Chequers find a way to triumph regardless; North Sabrefell do score first, and early, but they’re undone time and again by assertive, direct play.

It does not bode well for the Bohemians. They looked solid, if uninspired, in their first match - a scoreless draw against the returning Tanners - but all that cohesion evaporates after United split them open. Newrook City tear them up 6-2 away from home, the Ocokoljic brothers dominating the Bohemians’ theoretically strong midfield, a midfield really missing Seeker Biscan. Narrow defeats to Treason and Stahlburg City are far more respectable, but calamity strikes when Marko Culweather goes down injured against the latter after a heavy collision with Alvesen. 35-year old Georgia Hoffman gets her Zenith debut, and her starting debut later in the week against Corvistone; the Crows win 4-0. They lose to Crisisbless, the Moths - that isn’t so bad, losing 1-0 to the Moths a week before the Moths annihilate Southfell 7-0.

That week also sees New Oakstone host Sabrefell Athletic. New Oakstone’s courage in possession and attack can’t be questioned, a young, tight-knit side taking the fight to everyone they see, and they haven’t looked out of place in the Zenith… apart from the crucial variables of ‘quality’ and ‘experience’. Their naivete cost them on a few occasions - notably, conceding a late equaliser to the Spiders when 22-year old first-year professional Moreno Keel, otherwise impressive, took an impetuous long shot rather than taking the ball to the corner, and a quick counter giving Severa Freeport a long-overdue first Zenith goal - and it’s those little occasions making the difference, altogether giving the impression that their impressive, buccaneering 5-2 win in Vermillion - that, admittedly, aided by a Bribitzer red card just before the hour that killed hope of a comeback from 3-2 - may have been an aberration.

But there’s no little thing that lets them down against the Rams. Another eight-goal margin of victory, though at least Zoric drives in a goal in the second half (“We’re gonna win 7-6,” chant the home crowd). Another Lex Klein hat-trick. And another incumbent goalkeeper, Jakob Ardath, loses his place in the squad as a result. So when Nixi roll in to North Sabrefell, it’s an obvious six-pointer. But any hope the Bohemians would hold evaporates just sixteen minutes in, a flying free kick from Antelmi-Evans whipped past a stationary Culweather, back from injury but still not moving quite right. North Sabrefell dominate possession as Nixi aim to sit poised to break on the counter, but the Bohemians have chances. Meliza Audrey stings Caterina Valencia’s palms, Eurydice Hastings forces a full-stretch save from the Valladar before setting up what should be an easy chance for World Cup-winning striker Konrad Lovelace, lofting a cross straight into his path, the striker stoops and… heads weakly straight into the ground, bouncing up into Valencia’s chest.

It’s staggeringly clear from that that it just won’t be the Bohemians’ day, and the home fans bay for Nikita Loeher’s blood. When Nixi spring on the break and give Zoric a chance to bury past the sprawling Culweather, it’s 2-0, it’s North Sabrefell’s ninth straight defeat, they’re eight points from safety. They’re seven points from anyone. That stretches still further when they lose 1-0 to CNL, a tenth straight defeat but, despite everything, the board keep the faith in Loeher. She kept the Bohemians up last season, why not work miracles again? They do pick up some results at last, picking up three wins, but they still languish at the foot of the table by the halfway mark. New Oakstone - later beaten 9-0 by Crisisbless - and Southfell round out the bottom three, North Laithland reprieved only by goal difference, and Crisisbless United, improbably, on course for survival again.

At the business end of the table, the Rams have been in imperious form, scoring more than three goals a game on average… and they aren’t top. Six points clear at the top with fifteen games played, scoring 56 goals and conceding just 13, a sticky patch of form has shown just how tight the margins can still be at the top. Kalia Tolsii’s charges were battered 4-1 at home by a Brinemouth side unafraid and able to take the game to them, and from there, three successive 1-1 draws - all against fellow Aries opponents, the Chariots, the Bohemians and the Tanners - have allowed Crisisbless to canter past them.

The Heelers - defending champions, remember - haven’t been as flashy at their best as the freewheeling Rams, no, but they’ve still had plenty to offer and look even more imposing now than they did a year ago. Just when teams survive the initial onslaught, players like Robineau, Makatsch, Arniston and Kilgallic are poised to enter the fray from the bench - or start, and allow world-class talents rest between games. There’s been relatively few show-stopping individual performances, just a quiet consistency that has allowed them to stay ahead of their rivals.

The still-impressive Chariots, Brinemouth and the boom-bust Moths occupy the rest of the Challengers Cup places, with Stahlburg City just three points out. Still further behind are AFC Treason, who were dealt a serious blow when the club announced, following a dreary scoreless draw with the Harriers, that they had agreed a deal with the Brenecian FA to allow Erin Camden to manage the Patriots, currently failing to qualify (lol. lmao) for the World Cup. A puzzling move, but perhaps she felt she’d taken them as far as they could go?

After a couple of weeks, Treason threw money at Vermillion Rage to coax Cralt-Nirlo Fox, Camden’s fellow 61-year old, free; they had managed to negotiate Vermillion free of the relegation zone, and they took charge of Treason just in time for their next fixture. Against Vermillion Rage. Cralt-Nirlo showed absolutely no mercy to his former charges, wasting no time exposing their weakness to direct balls, and Röskvi Tyrfingsson feasted with a brace in a 3-0 win.

MATCHDAY 1
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Greygate
Brookford Otters 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Diamondqueen 2-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Belgrave 2-4 Creed United
AFC Rochford 0-1 Barossia United
Iron City 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Leichhardt
Goodfeather FC 6-0 Parrhesia United
South Laithland 0-3 Chatswood
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Mantlegrove
MATCHDAY 2
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Boltcroft Thorns 0-0 Greygate
Creed United 3-0 Brookford Otters
Barossia United 1-0 Diamondqueen
Aries Solitaire 0-1 Belgrave
Leichhardt 0-1 AFC Rochford
Parrhesia United 2-1 Iron City
Chatswood 1-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Mantlegrove 3-2 Goodfeather FC
Alliance Barossia 2-0 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 3
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Creed United
Greygate 2-1 Barossia United
Brookford Otters 4-6 Aries Solitaire
Diamondqueen 1-1 Leichhardt
Belgrave 1-3 Parrhesia United
AFC Rochford 0-1 Chatswood
Iron City 3-1 Mantlegrove
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Goodfeather FC 1-1 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 4
Creed United 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Barossia United 3-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Aries Solitaire 6-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Leichhardt 2-1 Greygate
Parrhesia United 0-0 Brookford Otters
Chatswood 3-0 Diamondqueen
Mantlegrove 4-1 Belgrave
Alliance Barossia 1-1 AFC Rochford
South Laithland 0-0 Iron City
Goodfeather FC 2-3 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 5
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Barossia United
Creed United 1-0 Aries Solitaire
Boltcroft Thorns 0-2 Leichhardt
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Parrhesia United
Greygate 0-2 Chatswood
Brookford Otters 2-1 Mantlegrove
Diamondqueen 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Belgrave 0-1 South Laithland
AFC Rochford 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Iron City 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 6
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Leichhardt 0-5 Barossia United
Parrhesia United 0-1 Creed United
Chatswood 1-0 Boltcroft Thorns
Mantlegrove 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Greygate
South Laithland 1-4 Brookford Otters
Goodfeather FC 2-4 Diamondqueen
Chardonnay Rangers 3-1 Belgrave
Iron City 2-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 7
Cranequin Wanderers 0-2 Leichhardt
Aries Solitaire 0-3 Parrhesia United
Barossia United 0-1 Chatswood
Creed United 5-0 Mantlegrove
Boltcroft Thorns 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 South Laithland
Greygate 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Brookford Otters 0-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Diamondqueen 0-1 Iron City
Belgrave 3-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 8
Parrhesia United 2-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Chatswood 1-0 Leichhardt
Mantlegrove 2-2 Aries Solitaire
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Barossia United
South Laithland 0-1 Creed United
Goodfeather FC 1-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Chardonnay Rangers 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Iron City 1-0 Greygate
AFC Rochford 0-1 Brookford Otters
Belgrave 3-4 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 9
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Chatswood
Parrhesia United 2-1 Mantlegrove
Leichhardt 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Aries Solitaire 1-0 South Laithland
Barossia United 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Creed United 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Boltcroft Thorns 0-1 Iron City
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 AFC Rochford
Greygate 1-0 Belgrave
Brookford Otters 1-3 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 10
Mantlegrove 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Chatswood
South Laithland 2-1 Parrhesia United
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Leichhardt
Chardonnay Rangers 7-0 Aries Solitaire
Iron City 2-1 Barossia United
AFC Rochford 0-1 Creed United
Belgrave 3-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Diamondqueen 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Brookford Otters 6-4 Greygate
MATCHDAY 11
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Alliance Barossia
Mantlegrove 1-3 South Laithland
Chatswood 0-1 Goodfeather FC
Parrhesia United 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Leichhardt 1-1 Iron City
Aries Solitaire 1-2 AFC Rochford
Barossia United 0-1 Belgrave
Creed United 3-1 Diamondqueen
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Brookford Otters
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Greygate
MATCHDAY 12
South Laithland 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Goodfeather FC 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Chardonnay Rangers 3-2 Mantlegrove
Iron City 0-1 Chatswood
AFC Rochford 0-1 Parrhesia United
Belgrave 1-0 Leichhardt
Diamondqueen 4-0 Aries Solitaire
Brookford Otters 3-2 Barossia United
Greygate 1-2 Creed United
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Boltcroft Thorns
MATCHDAY 13
Cranequin Wanderers 6-0 Goodfeather FC
South Laithland 1-4 Chardonnay Rangers
Alliance Barossia 1-4 Iron City
Mantlegrove 1-1 AFC Rochford
Chatswood 0-1 Belgrave
Parrhesia United 2-0 Diamondqueen
Leichhardt 3-0 Brookford Otters
Aries Solitaire 5-2 Greygate
Barossia United 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Creed United 4-1 Boltcroft Thorns
MATCHDAY 14
Chardonnay Rangers 3-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Iron City 1-1 Goodfeather FC
AFC Rochford 2-0 South Laithland
Belgrave 3-1 Alliance Barossia
Diamondqueen 2-0 Mantlegrove
Brookford Otters 1-1 Chatswood
Greygate 1-2 Parrhesia United
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Leichhardt
Boltcroft Thorns 1-1 Aries Solitaire
Creed United 1-1 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 15
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Iron City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 AFC Rochford
Goodfeather FC 4-1 Belgrave
South Laithland 2-0 Diamondqueen
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Brookford Otters
Mantlegrove 2-2 Greygate
Chatswood 2-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Parrhesia United 2-0 Boltcroft Thorns
Leichhardt 0-1 Creed United
Aries Solitaire 0-4 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 16
AFC Rochford 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 2-3 Iron City
Diamondqueen 0-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Brookford Otters 3-1 Goodfeather FC
Greygate 0-3 South Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Boltcroft Thorns 0-2 Mantlegrove
Creed United 2-1 Chatswood
Barossia United 1-1 Parrhesia United
Aries Solitaire 0-1 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 17
Cranequin Wanderers 1-3 Belgrave
AFC Rochford 1-2 Diamondqueen
Iron City 1-0 Brookford Otters
Chardonnay Rangers 3-0 Greygate
Goodfeather FC 5-1 Chenoworth Rovers
South Laithland 0-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Creed United
Mantlegrove 2-4 Barossia United
Chatswood 3-1 Aries Solitaire
Parrhesia United 1-1 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 18
Diamondqueen 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Brookford Otters 1-1 Belgrave
Greygate 0-2 AFC Rochford
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Iron City
Boltcroft Thorns 1-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Creed United 1-2 Goodfeather FC
Barossia United 1-0 South Laithland
Aries Solitaire 3-0 Alliance Barossia
Leichhardt 1-1 Mantlegrove
Parrhesia United 1-0 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 19
Cranequin Wanderers 5-3 Brookford Otters
Diamondqueen 1-0 Greygate
Belgrave 2-2 Chenoworth Rovers
AFC Rochford 2-0 Boltcroft Thorns
Iron City 1-1 Creed United
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Barossia United
Goodfeather FC 4-0 Aries Solitaire
South Laithland 0-1 Leichhardt
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Parrhesia United
Mantlegrove 0-0 Chatswood

It would take a brave man to bet against Chardonnay Rangers taking the lead, in current form. Despite fairly few changes in the team, the Rangers look reborn, currently on a run of eight straight victories, remaining unbeaten, and with a 7-0 thrashing of Aries Solitaire mixed in. Liang Wei has been a revelation since returning to the First Division, the Yue striker currently feasting with sixteen goals (as many as Rochford, and more than South Laithland or Boltcroft Thorns), while former Crisisbless winger Lysandra Osprey no longer suffered from last season’s syndrome of looking like she knew she was too good for the level. Caracal Page has also leant stability and experience to the back line, and really hasn’t lost much speed at 30. Gerik Ramsey’s bruising, clinical and streetwise side look ready for the top flight.

Unsurprisingly, when one side’s sucking up all the points it can create something of a vaccuum underneath. And two particular sides are benefiting: Goodfeather FC and Parrhesia United, linked to each other since the opening game. Former top-flight stalwarts, each, with proper glory days to hearken back to. But the result - preceded by plenty of gamesmanship from Auberine Peridot, Goodfeather’s goalkeeper and a homegrown player from Vermillion, Parrhesia’s natural rivals and perpetual predators - was a crushing 6-0 win for the Quakers, who just looked faster, better and more talented in every area of the pitch.

It was the Goodfeather that enthusisatic pre-season predictions had expected, crushing sides with superior movement and technicality, but the Quakers stumbled from fixture to fixture after that; indeed by the 16th round they’d lost more games than they’d won, including many to very indifferent opposition. Still, the lack of any other side putting a definitive marker down has opened the field somewhat, and with three wins on the bounce they’re now vaguely back in contention. Parrhesia, meanwhile, already recovered strongly; they’re 3rd, on 38 points, with their electrifying mixture of experience and homegrown talent proving an effective combination. And, terrifyingly, Corban Green’s stayed fit for the entire season thus far… touch wood.

A solid, reliable Creed are currently above them in second, Ursa Dimitar doing her best to restore her damaged managerial reputation. She was very much seen as being in the last chance saloon on arrival, but has shouted her charges into discipline; conceding just 14 goals, they’ve got a very mean defence - Sinric Aston is one of a few goalkeepers at this level that is just higher than we’re used to seeing, pushed out by the quality in depth of the Zenith - while Danita Korhal has hit her stride in front of goal. Barossia United have not fared so well, languishing ten points away from the playoff. Marred by inconsistency and with key players struggling to adjust to their new surroundings - spearhead Lindley Asher’s on just four goals so far, but it’s not like Kylene Rotariu can do any better at 33 - they don’t look like credible bouncebacks, and just need more time in the oven.

Chenoworth Rovers have looked by a distance the best promoted side, which is a pity as they’re also the most boring. Boltcroft adn Greygate form the bottom two, with Mantlegrove in the playoff, but let’s talk about South Laithland, currently 17th on 17 points, on a run of three scoreless defeats in a row. Was Kaya Scanlan a hidden gem in 2Div? Or Naomi Spinner, bought from the same division? No, they’re both shit! Can Luhukay (35), Carver (34), Harper (32, as a fullback) and Roesler (33) turn back the years? No, they’ve lost all their physicality! Worst of all, striker Alhambra Pike - though on a not exactly inspiring strike-rate of three goals in the first thirteen games - picked up an MCL injury, and the thin stocks up front mean 21-year old Kita Farrell will now have to dig them out of the rut… and she hasn’t scored all season. But the Southrons are too big to go down. Right?

MATCHDAY 1
The Strongest 1-2 Gosmouth Swans
The Hanged Man 1-0 Pillars of Southfell
Morningstar 1-1 Cranequin City
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Cypher Town 2-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Autumnstone 0-2 Ritter Town
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Lindmark Falcons
West Brinemouth 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Lazuli Diamonds 1-4 Peregrine
Locksley 2-1 AFC Serpentine
MATCHDAY 2
Pillars of Southfell 1-0 The Strongest
Cranequin City 3-1 Gosmouth Swans
Gonen's Bridge 3-2 The Hanged Man
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Morningstar
Ritter Town 2-1 Lindwurm Delta
Lindmark Falcons 3-0 Cypher Town
Vermillion Wanderers 0-3 Autumnstone
Peregrine 1-3 Corvette Maulers
AFC Serpentine 1-1 West Brinemouth
Locksley 1-1 Lazuli Diamonds
MATCHDAY 3
The Strongest 3-3 Cranequin City
Pillars of Southfell 2-5 Gonen's Bridge
Gosmouth Swans 1-1 Stahlburg Rovers
The Hanged Man 0-0 Ritter Town
Morningstar 3-0 Lindmark Falcons
Lindwurm Delta 4-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Cypher Town 1-4 Peregrine
Autumnstone 2-0 AFC Serpentine
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Locksley
West Brinemouth 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
MATCHDAY 4
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 The Strongest
Stahlburg Rovers 3-2 Cranequin City
Ritter Town 2-0 Pillars of Southfell
Lindmark Falcons 3-2 Gosmouth Swans
Vermillion Wanderers 0-0 The Hanged Man
Peregrine 1-3 Morningstar
AFC Serpentine 3-2 Lindwurm Delta
Locksley 2-4 Cypher Town
Lazuli Diamonds 1-7 Autumnstone
West Brinemouth 2-1 Corvette Maulers
MATCHDAY 5
The Strongest 1-3 Stahlburg Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 6-2 Ritter Town
Cranequin City 1-0 Lindmark Falcons
Pillars of Southfell 1-3 Vermillion Wanderers
Gosmouth Swans 0-0 Peregrine
The Hanged Man 0-0 AFC Serpentine
Morningstar 2-1 Locksley
Lindwurm Delta 0-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Cypher Town 0-1 West Brinemouth
Autumnstone 1-1 Corvette Maulers
MATCHDAY 6
Ritter Town 3-0 The Strongest
Lindmark Falcons 0-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Vermillion Wanderers 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
Peregrine 0-2 Cranequin City
AFC Serpentine 0-1 Pillars of Southfell
Locksley 5-2 Gosmouth Swans
Lazuli Diamonds 1-0 The Hanged Man
West Brinemouth 2-1 Morningstar
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Lindwurm Delta
Autumnstone 1-0 Cypher Town
MATCHDAY 7
The Strongest 2-2 Lindmark Falcons
Ritter Town 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Stahlburg Rovers 3-1 Peregrine
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 AFC Serpentine
Cranequin City 1-0 Locksley
Pillars of Southfell 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Gosmouth Swans 0-3 West Brinemouth
The Hanged Man 0-2 Corvette Maulers
Morningstar 2-0 Autumnstone
Lindwurm Delta 3-2 Cypher Town
MATCHDAY 8
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 The Strongest
Peregrine 9-0 Lindmark Falcons
AFC Serpentine 2-0 Ritter Town
Locksley 4-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 Gonen's Bridge
West Brinemouth 0-1 Cranequin City
Corvette Maulers 1-1 Pillars of Southfell
Autumnstone 2-2 Gosmouth Swans
Cypher Town 0-0 The Hanged Man
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 9
The Strongest 0-4 Peregrine
Vermillion Wanderers 2-1 AFC Serpentine
Lindmark Falcons 1-4 Locksley
Ritter Town 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 West Brinemouth
Gonen's Bridge 8-4 Corvette Maulers
Cranequin City 0-3 Autumnstone
Pillars of Southfell 0-2 Cypher Town
Gosmouth Swans 1-1 Lindwurm Delta
The Hanged Man 0-3 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 10
AFC Serpentine 1-2 The Strongest
Locksley 1-2 Peregrine
Lazuli Diamonds 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
West Brinemouth 5-0 Lindmark Falcons
Corvette Maulers 1-1 Ritter Town
Autumnstone 2-4 Stahlburg Rovers
Cypher Town 1-2 Gonen's Bridge
Lindwurm Delta 0-0 Cranequin City
Morningstar 1-0 Pillars of Southfell
The Hanged Man 0-0 Gosmouth Swans
MATCHDAY 11
The Strongest 0-0 Locksley
AFC Serpentine 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Peregrine 3-2 West Brinemouth
Vermillion Wanderers 0-0 Corvette Maulers
Lindmark Falcons 0-1 Autumnstone
Ritter Town 2-4 Cypher Town
Stahlburg Rovers 0-0 Lindwurm Delta
Gonen's Bridge 3-2 Morningstar
Cranequin City 1-1 The Hanged Man
Pillars of Southfell 1-0 Gosmouth Swans
MATCHDAY 12
Lazuli Diamonds 0-0 The Strongest
West Brinemouth 1-2 Locksley
Corvette Maulers 0-1 AFC Serpentine
Autumnstone 0-1 Peregrine
Cypher Town 0-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Lindwurm Delta 2-1 Lindmark Falcons
Morningstar 3-0 Ritter Town
The Hanged Man 1-4 Stahlburg Rovers
Gosmouth Swans 4-1 Gonen's Bridge
Pillars of Southfell 1-1 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 13
The Strongest 1-2 West Brinemouth
Lazuli Diamonds 1-3 Corvette Maulers
Locksley 6-0 Autumnstone
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Cypher Town
Peregrine 6-1 Lindwurm Delta
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Morningstar
Lindmark Falcons 2-0 The Hanged Man
Ritter Town 2-2 Gosmouth Swans
Stahlburg Rovers 6-0 Pillars of Southfell
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Cranequin City
MATCHDAY 14
Corvette Maulers 2-0 The Strongest
Autumnstone 2-1 West Brinemouth
Cypher Town 2-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Lindwurm Delta 6-3 Locksley
Morningstar 2-1 AFC Serpentine
The Hanged Man 0-1 Peregrine
Gosmouth Swans 1-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Pillars of Southfell 0-0 Lindmark Falcons
Cranequin City 0-1 Ritter Town
Gonen's Bridge 4-0 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 15
The Strongest 0-3 Autumnstone
Corvette Maulers 2-2 Cypher Town
West Brinemouth 0-0 Lindwurm Delta
Lazuli Diamonds 3-2 Morningstar
Locksley 1-1 The Hanged Man
AFC Serpentine 3-0 Gosmouth Swans
Peregrine 0-2 Pillars of Southfell
Vermillion Wanderers 0-2 Cranequin City
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Ritter Town 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 16
Cypher Town 1-3 The Strongest
Lindwurm Delta 0-0 Autumnstone
Morningstar 1-2 Corvette Maulers
The Hanged Man 0-1 West Brinemouth
Gosmouth Swans 0-2 Lazuli Diamonds
Pillars of Southfell 0-0 Locksley
Cranequin City 1-0 AFC Serpentine
Gonen's Bridge 4-2 Peregrine
Stahlburg Rovers 3-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Ritter Town 1-1 Lindmark Falcons
MATCHDAY 17
The Strongest 1-2 Lindwurm Delta
Cypher Town 1-1 Morningstar
Autumnstone 1-0 The Hanged Man
Corvette Maulers 0-1 Gosmouth Swans
West Brinemouth 2-0 Pillars of Southfell
Lazuli Diamonds 1-3 Cranequin City
Locksley 1-4 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Serpentine 0-7 Stahlburg Rovers
Peregrine 1-1 Ritter Town
Vermillion Wanderers 1-0 Lindmark Falcons
MATCHDAY 18
Morningstar 0-0 The Strongest
The Hanged Man 0-1 Lindwurm Delta
Gosmouth Swans 0-2 Cypher Town
Pillars of Southfell 1-1 Autumnstone
Cranequin City 3-0 Corvette Maulers
Gonen's Bridge 0-0 West Brinemouth
Stahlburg Rovers 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Ritter Town 2-3 Locksley
Lindmark Falcons 0-4 AFC Serpentine
Vermillion Wanderers 2-1 Peregrine
MATCHDAY 19
The Strongest 1-1 The Hanged Man
Morningstar 4-1 Gosmouth Swans
Lindwurm Delta 1-0 Pillars of Southfell
Cypher Town 0-1 Cranequin City
Autumnstone 4-1 Gonen's Bridge
Corvette Maulers 2-5 Stahlburg Rovers
West Brinemouth 1-0 Ritter Town
Lazuli Diamonds 0-4 Lindmark Falcons
Locksley 0-0 Vermillion Wanderers
AFC Serpentine 2-2 Peregrine
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ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 19 14 3 2 48 14 +34 45
2 Sabrefell Athletic 19 12 6 1 60 20 +40 42

3 Aries Chariots 19 13 2 4 30 16 +14 41
4 Brinemouth 19 12 4 3 51 26 +25 40
5 Sabrefell Moths 19 12 1 6 42 24 +18 37

6 Stahlburg City 19 10 4 5 28 18 +10 34
7 AFC Treason 19 10 3 6 29 21 +8 33
8 Coret Hawks 19 10 2 7 32 25 +7 32
9 Starling 19 9 3 7 35 29 +6 30
10 AFC Corvistone 19 8 3 8 41 38 +3 27
11 Newrook City 19 7 3 9 27 28 -1 24
12 Vermillion Rage 19 6 3 10 27 39 -12 21
13 Raven River 19 5 5 9 21 33 -12 20
14 Corinthians No Longer 19 6 2 11 25 48 -23 20
15 Chenoworth Harriers 19 5 3 11 23 32 -9 18
16 Crisisbless United 19 4 4 11 24 50 -26 16
17 North Laithland 19 3 6 10 27 37 -10 15
18 Southfell United 19 3 6 10 17 39 -22 15
19 New Oakstone Phoenix 19 3 5 11 19 49 -30 14
20 North Sabrefell 19 3 2 14 20 40 -20 11

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Chardonnay Rangers 19 15 4 0 44 13 +31 49
2 Creed United 19 13 2 4 33 14 +19 41

3 Parrhesia United 19 11 5 3 27 18 +9 38
4 Iron City 19 10 6 3 27 16 +11 36
5 Chatswood 19 9 5 5 22 12 +10 32
6 Cranequin Wanderers 19 9 5 5 26 20 +6 32
7 Goodfeather FC 19 9 3 7 39 30 +9 30
8 Barossia United 19 8 4 7 28 18 +10 28
9 Diamondqueen 19 9 1 9 25 24 +1 28
10 Alliance Barossia 19 7 6 6 19 22 -3 27
11 Leichhardt 19 7 5 7 19 18 +1 26
12 Belgrave 19 8 2 9 30 34 -4 26
13 Brookford Otters 19 7 4 8 33 36 -3 25
14 Chenoworth Rovers 19 5 6 8 18 31 -13 21
15 AFC Rochford 19 6 2 11 16 19 -3 20
16 Aries Solitaire 19 5 3 11 27 43 -16 18
17 South Laithland 19 5 2 12 14 26 -12 17
18 Mantlegrove 19 3 6 10 24 37 -13 15
19 Boltcroft Thorns 19 3 3 13 14 33 -19 12
20 Greygate 19 2 4 13 17 38 -21 10

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Gonen's Bridge 19 13 3 3 50 30 +20 42
2 West Brinemouth 19 11 4 4 28 13 +15 37

3 Morningstar 19 10 5 4 35 19 +16 35
4 Cranequin City 19 10 5 4 26 16 +10 35
5 Autumnstone 19 10 4 5 33 22 +11 34
6 Stahlburg Rovers 19 10 3 6 44 26 +18 33
7 Peregrine 19 9 3 7 43 28 +15 30
8 Lindwurm Delta 19 7 8 4 26 22 +4 29
9 Vermillion Wanderers 19 7 8 4 22 22 +0 29
10 Corvette Maulers 19 8 5 6 27 28 -1 29
11 Ritter Town 19 7 6 6 24 26 -2 27
12 Locksley 19 7 5 7 36 31 +5 26
13 AFC Serpentine 19 7 3 9 24 26 -2 24
14 Cypher Town 19 6 3 10 25 31 -6 21
15 Pillars of Southfell 19 5 5 9 12 26 -14 20
16 Lindmark Falcons 19 4 5 10 18 37 -19 17
17 Gosmouth Swans 19 3 6 10 20 36 -16 15
18 The Strongest 19 2 7 10 17 33 -16 13
19 Lazuli Diamonds 19 3 4 12 13 36 -23 13
20 The Hanged Man 19 1 8 10 7 22 -15 11


MATCHDAY 20
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 Aries Chariots
Southfell United 2-0 North Sabrefell
Corinthians No Longer 1-0 Raven River
Crisisbless United 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
Newrook City 0-2 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 1-3 Crisisbless
AFC Treason 2-0 Coret Hawks
Starling 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Stahlburg City 4-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 21
Aries Chariots 4-4 Southfell United
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
North Sabrefell 5-3 Crisisbless United
Raven River 5-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Athletic 3-3 Newrook City
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Brinemouth 4-1 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 3-0 Starling
Coret Hawks 2-3 Stahlburg City
AFC Corvistone 4-0 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 22
Corinthians No Longer 4-4 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless United 0-1 Southfell United
Chenoworth Harriers 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Newrook City 1-2 North Sabrefell
Vermillion Rage 4-1 Raven River
AFC Treason 2-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Starling 0-5 Sabrefell Moths
Stahlburg City 2-2 Brinemouth
North Laithland 1-2 Crisisbless
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 23
Aries Chariots 2-1 Crisisbless United
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Southfell United 0-0 Newrook City
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-3 Vermillion Rage
North Sabrefell 1-1 AFC Treason
Raven River 3-3 Starling
Sabrefell Athletic 2-2 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Moths 2-4 North Laithland
Brinemouth 3-2 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 1-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 24
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Aries Chariots
Newrook City 1-1 Crisisbless United
Vermillion Rage 1-3 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 0-1 Southfell United
Starling 1-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
Stahlburg City 3-0 North Sabrefell
North Laithland 3-0 Raven River
AFC Corvistone 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Coret Hawks 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless 0-2 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 25
Aries Chariots 0-1 Newrook City
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless United 0-2 AFC Treason
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Starling
Southfell United 1-2 Stahlburg City
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 North Laithland
North Sabrefell 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Raven River 0-2 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 26
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 2-0 Newrook City
Starling 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Stahlburg City 1-2 Crisisbless United
North Laithland 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Corvistone 4-1 Southfell United
Coret Hawks 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Crisisbless 3-1 North Sabrefell
Brinemouth 1-1 Raven River
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 27
Aries Chariots 2-1 AFC Treason
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Starling
Newrook City 0-0 Stahlburg City
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 North Laithland
Crisisbless United 1-5 AFC Corvistone
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Coret Hawks
Southfell United 1-3 Crisisbless
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 Brinemouth
North Sabrefell 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Raven River 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 28
Starling 1-0 Aries Chariots
Stahlburg City 0-1 AFC Treason
North Laithland 2-0 Vermillion Rage
AFC Corvistone 5-0 Newrook City
Coret Hawks 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless 3-1 Crisisbless United
Brinemouth 3-1 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Moths 5-1 Southfell United
Sabrefell Athletic 6-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Raven River 2-1 North Sabrefell

Leading into the final stretch of the season, there’s still all to play for at the top. Crisisbless retain their position at the top, just the best all-round side in the league, true, but the form team at the moment are Adalheid Metzelder’s Moths. Yes, the Moths have excelled at flattering to deceive in recent years, but they’ve won seven of their past eight and that’s counting some proper murders. They slaughtered Starling 5-0, ran a 4-1 train over Brinemouth and followed it straight up by a visit to Athletic. Was that the eighth game in those eight?

No. No it wasn’t, and there’s no point being coy because at no point was there any tension in the derby. Any competitive tension, at any rate. The match was played at its usual fever pitch, lightning pace, the hardy Moths battering the aristocratic Rams all over the park, Brown and Babin making magic happen in the centre of the park, Nick Riordan absolutely ruthless up front. With goals in the 20th, 40th and, frustratingly, 61st minutes, he secures his hat-trick, and Kaisa Gyldenstroem hammers in number 4 late on. They’re six points off the top, but it’s not hard to see them eating up the miles.

And the Moths round out what is very much a top four; the Chariots cling to 5th, but they’ve endured a rough patch of form since the second half began. They just look tired, particularly at the back. What’s been odd is the back-to-back 4-4 draws. Who the hell has back-to-back 4-4 draws? The Chariots. Beatan Shearer may have been the winner in that, taking advantage of an injury to Mathias Gretler to seize the day, scoring four goals between the two fixtures… and looking deeply unimpressed when cheap defensive errors cost them at the other end.

A word on Corinthians No Longer, who inflicted one of those draws on the Chariots. They’re a completely unimpressive 14th, doing largely unimpressive things with a squad short on star power. But when you consider this is literally only their second season of Zenith football as an entity, that unimpressive performance becomes hugely impressive. Their off-season additions have perfectly rounded out the side, with Caelan Wright consistently outstanding in goal, Rohan Williams offering an improvisational spark they’d missed down the right - and plenty of goal threat. They’re now seven points from danger, and while they aren’t safe just yet, most neutrals don’t count them as being in the relegation dogfight.

North Laithland needed a spark. Corinne Mersiades talked boldly about finding new life in the second half of the season, shortly before losing 4-1 to Stahlburg City and 4-0 to Corvistone. could not provide it. They’ve picked a curious choice of saviour, Malicia Jensen arriving for her first Zenith stint. She’s just turned 62. Even so, she’s done great things tightly knitting Alliance Barossia together, keeping them secure from relegation in the second tier, and after watching from the stands as her interim manager managed a noble 2-1 defeat against Crisisbless - inevitably, Denes Robineau scored both Crisisbless’ goals, and rubbed in each celebration in front of the hosts’ active support - she took over and has earned three wins from her six matches thus far.

None came bigger than her second match in charge, as Raven River arrived at the Bluegrass looking tired and vulnerable. Dragan Stavanger’s record with them is wildly successful, but the combination of bad injuries, loss of form and a number of key players - Shehu, Avery, Brivio, Gabriella - hitting the wrong side of 30 has hurt them badly. They look jaded and in need of a clearout, and North Laithland initially run rampant over them, doing everything in the first half but hitting the back of the net. This gets to them, early in the second half, and River find their way back into the game… until the goal does at last come, well against the run of play, Trishi Csatar seizing on a loose ball, hitting and hoping, her shot skimming past Gabriella. The Spiders romp to a comfortable 3-0 win in the end, an opportunistic finish from Severa Freeport - at last hitting form after a dismally slow start - and substitute Athena Sinodinos’ bullet header securing the points.

With ten games to play, North Laithland are four points clear and in the ascendancy; Southfell United, level on points but with the leanest goaltally in the league, no consistent goalscorer bar Ravil Kulesza with nine, are fading down the stretch. New Oakstone, Crisisbless United and North Sabrefell are currently circling the drains. Nixi just don’t have the nous or the quality, the Chequers have a laughable absence of defensive solidity, and the Bohemians just aren’t… good enough. Despite the growing furore, they keep faith in Nikita Loeher, mostly because the former Cormorant striker looks about ready to murder any journalist that questions her position. “We’ll find a way through,” she vows, but that’s increasingly looking like the eye of a needle.

MATCHDAY 20
Greygate 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Brookford Otters
Boltcroft Thorns 1-1 Diamondqueen
Creed United 0-2 Belgrave
Barossia United 0-1 AFC Rochford
Aries Solitaire 0-3 Iron City
Leichhardt 3-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Parrhesia United 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Chatswood 5-0 South Laithland
Mantlegrove 1-0 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 21
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Greygate 0-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Brookford Otters 1-3 Creed United
Diamondqueen 1-0 Barossia United
Belgrave 2-2 Aries Solitaire
AFC Rochford 0-1 Leichhardt
Iron City 1-1 Parrhesia United
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 Chatswood
Goodfeather FC 5-1 Mantlegrove
South Laithland 0-1 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 22
Boltcroft Thorns 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Creed United 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Barossia United 4-0 Greygate
Aries Solitaire 1-3 Brookford Otters
Leichhardt 4-1 Diamondqueen
Parrhesia United 4-3 Belgrave
Chatswood 3-1 AFC Rochford
Mantlegrove 0-0 Iron City
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
South Laithland 1-3 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 23
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Creed United
Boltcroft Thorns 0-5 Barossia United
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Greygate 1-1 Leichhardt
Brookford Otters 1-4 Parrhesia United
Diamondqueen 1-3 Chatswood
Belgrave 2-0 Mantlegrove
AFC Rochford 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Iron City 1-0 South Laithland
Chardonnay Rangers 4-1 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 24
Barossia United 3-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Aries Solitaire 0-0 Creed United
Leichhardt 1-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Parrhesia United 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Chatswood 1-0 Greygate
Mantlegrove 1-0 Brookford Otters
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Diamondqueen
South Laithland 1-2 Belgrave
Goodfeather FC 2-1 AFC Rochford
Chardonnay Rangers 3-1 Iron City
MATCHDAY 25
Cranequin Wanderers 6-5 Aries Solitaire
Barossia United 0-2 Leichhardt
Creed United 1-0 Parrhesia United
Boltcroft Thorns 2-2 Chatswood
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Mantlegrove
Greygate 1-3 Alliance Barossia
Brookford Otters 2-1 South Laithland
Diamondqueen 0-3 Goodfeather FC
Belgrave 1-0 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Rochford 0-1 Iron City
MATCHDAY 26
Leichhardt 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Parrhesia United 4-0 Aries Solitaire
Chatswood 1-0 Barossia United
Mantlegrove 0-3 Creed United
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Boltcroft Thorns
South Laithland 1-3 Chenoworth Rovers
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Greygate
Chardonnay Rangers 6-1 Brookford Otters
Iron City 1-0 Diamondqueen
AFC Rochford 2-1 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 27
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Parrhesia United
Leichhardt 0-2 Chatswood
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Mantlegrove
Barossia United 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Creed United 0-1 South Laithland
Boltcroft Thorns 0-6 Goodfeather FC
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Greygate 1-1 Iron City
Brookford Otters 1-2 AFC Rochford
Diamondqueen 2-2 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 28
Chatswood 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Mantlegrove 1-2 Parrhesia United
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Leichhardt
South Laithland 4-2 Aries Solitaire
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Barossia United
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Creed United
Iron City 1-0 Boltcroft Thorns
AFC Rochford 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Belgrave 3-1 Greygate
Diamondqueen 2-2 Brookford Otters


Chardonnay Rangers remain comfortably top, eight points above three sides on 55 points. What’s the secret to their success? Liang Wei has scored 23 goals. That’s as many as two clubs, and three more than Boltcroft Thorns. Sure, that’s the same metric of his success as we used last time, but it’s still deeply impressive. Even if those three clubs are utterly, utterly terrible. The fact is just that in what does not look a particularly vintage crop of promotion chasers, the Rangers are easily the most complete team; they’re tough to break down but at their best on the front foot, and ruthlessly exploit any signs of weakness.

Far less prolific but somehow in the chase are Iron City, in fifth place but just a point and goal difference out of automatic promotion. Ronan Bryan is a reliable striker, but the difficulty is the absence of any other reliable goalscorer around them… but they’re just damn hard to break down. It’s a mentality thing as much as their pure defensive ability, with plenty of experienced presences that find a way to lift them out of every fire. But amidst all the old hands, Lelei Rutzler might just be a gem in midfield. Just recently 22, and while she only has one goal and three assists, she’s got everything else in her locker that a box-to-box midfielder needs. Already she’s been linked to Corvistone and Coret.

Another young central midfielder finally finding his feet is Sverre Uzuni. The 22-year old Leichhardt midfielder and former Nephara U21s international has struggled to hit his stride despite flashes of promise, but in this season - what has not been a good year for a flailing, failing Leichhardt - he’s finally hit the traps. Dan Keels’ no-nonsense, micro-managing style might just have got the best out of him. But another young gun, in Djordje ‘Jordi’ Avramovic, has helped keep Leichhardt steady. A goalkeeper who was hired as Ingrid Moore’s backup, after passing through AFC Treason’s academy without earning a senior contract, Keel gave him the nod after some strong preseason performances and he hasn’t put a foot wrong since, helping Leichhardt to concede under a goal a game despite often being under heavy pressure. A player, one suspects, the Mytanija setup might have half an eye on…

But let’s take a moment to really look at a classic club dying in the window. Chatswood opened the second half of the season by destroying South Laithland 5-0, with Simon Demirjian absolutely dominating the centre of the park, and that proved the end of the line for Delphi Keane. Once seen as a hot prospect, her successful early start is fast at risk of sinking if she allows a proper institution like the Southrons to sink to the third tier. Well, it’s no longer her responsibility, though she leaves South Laithland in 18th. Any hope of a new manager bounce? No. The run of consecutive defeats reaches ten - the Southrons still, somehow, not quite bottom after that (Greygate are really shit) - before they start picking up points again.

MATCHDAY 20
Gosmouth Swans 0-5 The Strongest
Pillars of Southfell 2-1 The Hanged Man
Cranequin City 1-1 Morningstar
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Lindwurm Delta
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Cypher Town
Ritter Town 1-2 Autumnstone
Lindmark Falcons 2-2 Corvette Maulers
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 West Brinemouth
Peregrine 1-1 Lazuli Diamonds
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Locksley
MATCHDAY 21
The Strongest 2-2 Pillars of Southfell
Gosmouth Swans 0-2 Cranequin City
The Hanged Man 0-2 Gonen's Bridge
Morningstar 2-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Lindwurm Delta 1-2 Ritter Town
Cypher Town 3-2 Lindmark Falcons
Autumnstone 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Peregrine
West Brinemouth 4-2 AFC Serpentine
Lazuli Diamonds 6-4 Locksley
MATCHDAY 22
Cranequin City 3-2 The Strongest
Gonen's Bridge 0-2 Pillars of Southfell
Stahlburg Rovers 2-2 Gosmouth Swans
Ritter Town 0-2 The Hanged Man
Lindmark Falcons 1-2 Morningstar
Vermillion Wanderers 1-2 Lindwurm Delta
Peregrine 4-0 Cypher Town
AFC Serpentine 1-2 Autumnstone
Locksley 3-1 Corvette Maulers
Lazuli Diamonds 1-4 West Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 23
The Strongest 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Cranequin City 0-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Pillars of Southfell 0-1 Ritter Town
Gosmouth Swans 1-4 Lindmark Falcons
The Hanged Man 0-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Morningstar 2-1 Peregrine
Lindwurm Delta 0-1 AFC Serpentine
Cypher Town 0-3 Locksley
Autumnstone 2-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Corvette Maulers 2-1 West Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 24
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 The Strongest
Ritter Town 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Cranequin City
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Pillars of Southfell
Peregrine 2-4 Gosmouth Swans
AFC Serpentine 2-3 The Hanged Man
Locksley 1-1 Morningstar
Lazuli Diamonds 0-1 Lindwurm Delta
West Brinemouth 2-0 Cypher Town
Corvette Maulers 1-2 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 25
The Strongest 2-6 Ritter Town
Stahlburg Rovers 4-0 Lindmark Falcons
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Cranequin City 0-1 Peregrine
Pillars of Southfell 1-2 AFC Serpentine
Gosmouth Swans 1-1 Locksley
The Hanged Man 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Morningstar 0-1 West Brinemouth
Lindwurm Delta 2-1 Corvette Maulers
Cypher Town 1-1 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 26
Lindmark Falcons 0-1 The Strongest
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 Ritter Town
Peregrine 4-1 Stahlburg Rovers
AFC Serpentine 1-4 Gonen's Bridge
Locksley 3-3 Cranequin City
Lazuli Diamonds 0-1 Pillars of Southfell
West Brinemouth 1-0 Gosmouth Swans
Corvette Maulers 2-0 The Hanged Man
Autumnstone 1-4 Morningstar
Cypher Town 2-0 Lindwurm Delta
MATCHDAY 27
The Strongest 4-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Peregrine
Ritter Town 3-2 AFC Serpentine
Stahlburg Rovers 1-3 Locksley
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Cranequin City 1-0 West Brinemouth
Pillars of Southfell 0-1 Corvette Maulers
Gosmouth Swans 4-1 Autumnstone
The Hanged Man 0-2 Cypher Town
Morningstar 2-0 Lindwurm Delta
MATCHDAY 28
Peregrine 1-1 The Strongest
AFC Serpentine 2-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Locksley 0-1 Lindmark Falcons
Lazuli Diamonds 0-1 Ritter Town
West Brinemouth 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Corvette Maulers 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Autumnstone 1-1 Cranequin City
Cypher Town 1-2 Pillars of Southfell
Lindwurm Delta 2-1 Gosmouth Swans
Morningstar 2-1 The Hanged Man



ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 28 20 4 4 66 23 +43 64
2 Sabrefell Athletic 28 17 9 2 85 35 +50 60

3 Brinemouth 28 18 6 4 71 38 +33 60
4 Sabrefell Moths 28 19 1 8 68 33 +35 58
5 Aries Chariots 28 15 6 7 44 31 +13 51

6 Stahlburg City 28 14 7 7 45 29 +16 49
7 AFC Treason 28 14 5 9 41 31 +10 47
8 AFC Corvistone 28 14 3 11 67 50 +17 45
9 Coret Hawks 28 13 4 11 44 38 +6 43
10 Starling 28 12 5 11 44 46 -2 41
11 Chenoworth Harriers 28 9 6 13 33 41 -8 33
12 Vermillion Rage 28 10 3 15 38 50 -12 33
13 Newrook City 28 8 7 13 33 43 -10 31
14 Corinthians No Longer 28 9 4 15 38 64 -26 31
15 Raven River 28 7 7 14 34 55 -21 28
16 North Laithland 28 6 8 14 41 53 -12 26
17 Southfell United 28 6 8 14 29 57 -28 26
18 New Oakstone Phoenix 28 5 7 16 33 70 -37 22
19 Crisisbless United 28 5 5 18 34 74 -40 20
20 North Sabrefell 28 5 3 20 32 59 -27 18

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Chardonnay Rangers 28 19 6 3 62 23 +39 63
2 Chatswood 28 16 7 5 41 16 +25 55

3 Creed United 28 17 4 7 41 19 +22 55
4 Parrhesia United 28 16 7 5 46 29 +17 55
5 Iron City 28 15 9 4 37 21 +16 54
6 Goodfeather FC 28 14 6 8 62 40 +22 48
7 Cranequin Wanderers 28 13 7 8 38 33 +5 46
8 Belgrave 28 13 4 11 48 46 +2 43
9 Alliance Barossia 28 12 7 9 28 28 +0 43
10 Leichhardt 28 11 8 9 32 27 +5 41
11 Barossia United 28 11 5 12 42 26 +16 38
12 AFC Rochford 28 11 2 15 25 28 -3 35
13 Diamondqueen 28 10 5 13 33 40 -7 35
14 Brookford Otters 28 9 6 13 45 57 -12 33
15 Chenoworth Rovers 28 8 8 12 28 41 -13 32
16 Mantlegrove 28 5 8 15 30 52 -22 23
17 South Laithland 28 7 2 19 23 45 -22 23
18 Aries Solitaire 28 5 6 17 38 68 -30 21
19 Boltcroft Thorns 28 5 6 17 20 50 -30 21
20 Greygate 28 3 7 18 23 53 -30 16

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Gonen's Bridge 28 18 4 6 60 36 +24 58
2 West Brinemouth 28 18 4 6 43 19 +24 58

3 Morningstar 28 16 7 5 51 26 +25 55
4 Cranequin City 28 13 10 5 38 25 +13 49
5 Autumnstone 28 14 6 8 45 37 +8 48
6 Ritter Town 28 14 6 8 40 35 +5 48
7 Peregrine 28 12 6 10 58 39 +19 42
8 Lindwurm Delta 28 11 9 8 35 33 +2 42
9 Corvette Maulers 28 12 6 10 38 39 -1 42
10 Vermillion Wanderers 28 11 8 9 29 32 -3 41
11 Stahlburg Rovers 28 11 5 12 52 40 +12 38
12 Locksley 28 10 8 10 55 47 +8 38
13 AFC Serpentine 28 11 3 14 39 44 -5 36
14 Cypher Town 28 10 4 14 35 45 -10 34
15 Pillars of Southfell 28 9 6 13 22 36 -14 33
16 The Strongest 28 6 9 13 35 46 -11 27
17 Lindmark Falcons 28 6 8 14 30 52 -22 26
18 Gosmouth Swans 28 5 8 15 33 56 -23 23
19 The Hanged Man 28 4 8 16 16 36 -20 20
20 Lazuli Diamonds 28 4 5 19 22 53 -31 17
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ZENITH MATCHDAY 29
Aries Chariots 2-0 Stahlburg City
Starling 3-2 North Laithland
AFC Treason 1-4 AFC Corvistone
Vermillion Rage 2-6 Coret Hawks
Newrook City 1-2 Crisisbless
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 Brinemouth
Crisisbless United 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Corinthians No Longer 1-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Southfell United 1-0 Raven River
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-4 North Sabrefell

ZENITH MATCHDAY 30
North Laithland 0-1 Aries Chariots
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Stahlburg City
Coret Hawks 2-2 Starling
Crisisbless 3-0 AFC Treason
Brinemouth 4-1 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Moths 0-0 Newrook City
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Raven River 2-1 Crisisbless United
North Sabrefell 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-5 Southfell United

ZENITH MATCHDAY 31
Aries Chariots 1-0 AFC Corvistone
North Laithland 1-3 Coret Hawks
Stahlburg City 1-2 Crisisbless
Starling 2-2 Brinemouth
AFC Treason 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Newrook City 0-2 Raven River
Chenoworth Harriers 3-3 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless United 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Southfell United

ZENITH MATCHDAY 32
Coret Hawks 4-1 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless 2-2 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth 2-0 North Laithland
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Starling
Raven River 0-3 AFC Treason
North Sabrefell 1-3 Vermillion Rage
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Newrook City
Southfell United 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Corinthians No Longer 3-1 Crisisbless United

ZENITH MATCHDAY 33
Aries Chariots 0-1 Crisisbless
Coret Hawks 0-2 Brinemouth
AFC Corvistone 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
North Laithland 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Stahlburg City 2-1 Raven River
Starling 3-2 North Sabrefell
AFC Treason 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Southfell United
Newrook City 3-1 Corinthians No Longer
Chenoworth Harriers 4-1 Crisisbless United


P                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Crisisbless 33 24 5 4 76 27 +49 77
2 Sabrefell Athletic 33 22 9 2 101 38 +63 75
3 Brinemouth 33 21 8 4 83 43 +40 71
4 Sabrefell Moths 33 21 3 9 74 36 +38 66
5 Aries Chariots 33 18 6 9 49 36 +13 60
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15 Raven River 33 9 7 17 39 62 −23 34
16 Southfell United 33 8 8 17 36 63 −27 32
17 North Laithland 33 6 8 19 45 66 −21 26
18 North Sabrefell 33 7 4 22 46 70 −24 25
19 New Oakstone Phoenix 33 5 9 19 38 82 −44 24
20 Crisisbless United 33 5 7 21 39 85 −46 22


With fifteen points left to play for, the situation is starting to clarify. Crisisbless remain top - a 3-0 annihilation of a somewhat checked-out AFC Treason the crown jewel of recent performances - but the Rams are hot on their trail. And frankly, if it’s entertainment you want, watch Athletic. Damien Gannot smashes three past CNL, then Lex Klein hammers three past the Harriers in later that week. But after the collapse managed by the Chariots last season, there’s still hope for Brinemouth and the Moths.

It’s also very open at the bottom, and an environment that has allowed Nikita Loeher’s Bohemians to recover. Old age and treachery finally paid off in a deeply cynical and very effective 4-1 win against Nixi, Konrad Lovelace finally looking fit and firing like he hasn’t done all season, and then an equally convincing and equally pivotal 4-1 thrashing of CNL. They’ve lost their three games since, but right now they do look like the guy with the eye in the land of the blind.

ZENITH MATCHDAY 34
Brinemouth 1-1 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Moths 0-1 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 3-1 Coret Hawks
Raven River 1-3 AFC Corvistone
North Sabrefell 1-0 North Laithland
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 Stahlburg City
Southfell United 1-1 Starling
Corinthians No Longer 0-0 AFC Treason
Crisisbless United 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Newrook City

Pivotal moments at both ends of the table. Crisisbless have a tough task at hand, visiting Sabrefell to take on the Moths. It’s an ugly, bad-tempered game, the Moths dragging Crisisbless down to their level, but a blinder from Toxothea Sebring in goal denies Nick Riordan more than once. The Moths think they’re hard-done by when Kaisa Gyldenstroem is denied a penalty - probably correctly - and the outrage reaches a fever pitch when, some seconds later in the same passage of play, a perfectly-weighted Sebold pass lets Zinaida Woodcarver sprint free of her markers. Unselfishly, rather than go for it herself at a narrow angle, she squares it for Lothas Ludwig to drive home the only goal of the game.

At the other end of the table, North Sabrefell take on North Laithland. It is, as one might expect, a disjointed affair, both sides at times managing rather staid periods of possession without seriously threatening the other goal. It’s unfortunate, then, that the game turns on a goalkeeping error. Bohemians midfielder Jenna Esling streaks free of midfield, sees all her passing options marked down, and thumps a shot at goal; it takes a slight deflection off Deli Sinka but still essentially goes straight down Amber Turner, only to somehow go straight through her, between her knees. It proves the only goal of the game, and that lifts the Bohemians out of the bottom three.

P                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Crisisbless 34 25 5 4 77 27 +50 80
2 Sabrefell Athletic 34 23 9 2 104 39 +65 78
3 Brinemouth 34 21 9 4 84 44 +40 72
4 Sabrefell Moths 34 21 3 10 74 37 +37 66
5 Aries Chariots 34 18 7 9 50 37 +13 61
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17 North Sabrefell 34 8 4 22 47 70 −23 28
18 New Oakstone Phoenix 34 6 9 19 40 83 −43 27
19 North Laithland 34 6 8 20 45 67 −22 26
20 Crisisbless United 34 5 7 22 40 87 −47 22


ZENITH MATCHDAY 35
Aries Chariots 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Brinemouth 4-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless 4-1 Raven River
Coret Hawks 2-0 North Sabrefell
AFC Corvistone 5-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Laithland 1-3 Southfell United
Stahlburg City 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 4-1 Crisisbless United
AFC Treason 3-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Newrook City

3rd host 2nd, and the result is not what most expected… and yet, it was strangely forseeable. Kalia Tolsii’s charges are a big-swinging, chaotic outfit, and sometimes the big swing is a big miss. A literal big swing and miss in the case of Hollis Stephenson, whose failure to deal with a routine low cross lets the opportunistic Tess Miller slide in the opener just seven minutes in; the Rams don’t recover. Raluca Garamond’s beaten at her near post by the veteran Lukas Tauscher, but there’s no more defensive errors to blame after that; Lex Klein pulls one back just before the hour, but it’s pure skill and finesse from Kuhar-Arh and Soederstroem that make it 4-1 by the end. Crisisbless dispatch River by the same scoreline to open up a five-point gap at the top with three games to play.

Southfell United may have done enough to lift themselves out of danger. A raking Alyce Kearney strike and a brace from Ravil Kulesza is enough to ease them past an erratic North Laithland, the only blemish a late penalty. Even that seemed rather a gift, as Archer Flat comments after the game: “that Freeport girl was giving me a bit of lip. Figured the game was won anyway and she could use a good reducing.” Well, consider her reduced; she’s out for the rest of the season, as the local paper wryly headlines: FREEPORT STOMPED FLAT.

P                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Crisisbless 35 26 5 4 81 28 +53 83
2 Sabrefell Athletic 35 23 9 3 105 43 +62 78
3 Brinemouth 35 22 9 4 88 45 +43 75
4 Sabrefell Moths 35 22 3 10 75 37 +38 69
5 Aries Chariots 35 18 7 10 50 38 +12 61
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17 North Sabrefell 35 8 4 23 47 72 −25 28
18 New Oakstone Phoenix 35 6 9 20 41 88 −47 27
19 North Laithland 35 6 8 21 46 70 −24 26
20 Crisisbless United 35 5 7 23 41 91 −50 22


ZENITH MATCHDAY 36
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Aries Chariots
Raven River 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
North Sabrefell 2-2 Brinemouth
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-4 Crisisbless
Southfell United 1-2 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless United 1-0 North Laithland
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Stahlburg City
Newrook City 0-3 Starling
Vermillion Rage 1-0 AFC Treason

Sabrefell Athletic host Aries Chariots with serious trepidation. Sure, they’ve scred scored literally over twice as many goals as the Chariots, but the visitors really, really, really hate the Rams, and would love the chance to be the ones to deny them the title. So when Athletic take an early lead, a very rare goal from Seeker Biscan, a chopped half-volley that takes an awkward bounce past Blaha, the Chariots aren’t minded to surrender. Shearer hits a post, Cray’s free kick forces Garamond at full stretch, Balmoral should have an easy goal one-on-one with the goalkeeper but shanks it wide. But in the 91st minute, just as the Rams start to wonder if they’ll make it happen in what would at this point not be a reflection of the run of play, Scalena Woodwright’s corner is hit beautifully into the mixer. Friede Volkmann rises highest above the red and black shirts, the centre-half forcing a powerful downward header that leaves Garamond without a chance.

As a result, the Zenith trophy is choppered down to north Corvistone. Crisisbless know, in time for kickoff, that they will claim it if they can claim the three points. And that… is never in doubt. Robineau, Anharbour and Delasra give Crisisbless a 3-0 lead going into the half, and the massive away crowd, hoping for just this eventuality, are in full party mode. Crisisbless never threaten to look distracted, though, and Ženeva Kilgallic comes off the bench to make it four in the 87th minute. The Heelers have retained their title, and in convincing fashion; they look a fair bet to make it three next season. North Sabrefell’s bold 2-2 draw with Brinemouth puts them in a good position, as the bottom three all lose.

P                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Crisisbless 36 27 5 4 85 28 +57 86
2 Sabrefell Athletic 36 23 10 3 106 44 +62 79
3 Brinemouth 36 22 10 4 90 47 +43 76
4 Sabrefell Moths 36 23 3 10 76 37 +39 72
5 Aries Chariots 36 18 8 10 51 39 +12 62
6 Coret Hawks 36 18 5 13 64 50 +14 59
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17 North Sabrefell 36 8 5 23 49 74 −25 29
18 New Oakstone Phoenix 36 6 9 21 41 92 −51 27
19 North Laithland 36 6 8 22 46 71 −25 26
20 Crisisbless United 36 6 7 23 42 91 −49 25


ZENITH MATCHDAY 37
Aries Chariots 0-0 Raven River
Sabrefell Athletic 5-2 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brinemouth 3-1 Southfell United
Crisisbless 4-2 Corinthians No Longer
Coret Hawks 9-2 Crisisbless United
AFC Corvistone 0-3 Chenoworth Harriers
North Laithland 1-1 Newrook City
Stahlburg City 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Starling 0-1 AFC Treason

With the title race sewn up, Athletic have to pick themselves up and make sure they defend their CC berth. Unfortunately for them, they’re playing a determined North Sabrefell, not a secure and complacent midtable outfit… fortunately for them, North Sabrefell have to be determined because they aren’t very good. Athletic have no trouble punching holes in their porous defence, and Gannot, Womack and Lundell make it 3-0 by the half. The Bohemians mount a credible fightback, Konrad Lovelace’s quick-fire brace threatening to make things interesting for a bit… but only a bit. Centre-half Vetta Roback, who has been exceptional at the back for the Rams, helps out with her eighth (????) league goal of the season, before former Bohemian Seeker Biscan strieks for the second time in three games to very possibly relegate his former club.

But the Bohemians stay where they are for now, because nobody beneath them can capitalise. North Laithland look to be able to, but then in the dying minutes Ocokoljic sets up the other Ocokoljic (and yes, that should be enough indication to say which is which) to equal the scores for the Rooks. That does at least put the Spiders in the playoff place, with Nixi and the Chequers in freefall. Nixi at least put up a fight against the Moths in a 3-1 defeat. Crisisbless United do not, and get slaughtered 9-2 by Coret.

MATCHDAY 29
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Mantlegrove
Chatswood 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 2-0 South Laithland
Leichhardt 0-5 Goodfeather FC
Aries Solitaire 0-4 Chardonnay Rangers
Barossia United 0-0 Iron City
Creed United 1-1 AFC Rochford
Boltcroft Thorns 1-8 Belgrave
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Diamondqueen
Greygate 1-0 Brookford Otters
MATCHDAY 30
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
South Laithland 1-2 Mantlegrove
Goodfeather FC 0-2 Chatswood
Chardonnay Rangers 4-1 Parrhesia United
Iron City 0-1 Leichhardt
AFC Rochford 0-2 Aries Solitaire
Belgrave 2-0 Barossia United
Diamondqueen 1-1 Creed United
Brookford Otters 1-0 Boltcroft Thorns
Greygate 0-2 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 31
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 South Laithland
Alliance Barossia 3-0 Goodfeather FC
Mantlegrove 0-5 Chardonnay Rangers
Chatswood 2-0 Iron City
Parrhesia United 1-0 AFC Rochford
Leichhardt 1-1 Belgrave
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Diamondqueen
Barossia United 1-0 Brookford Otters
Creed United 2-1 Greygate
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 32
Goodfeather FC 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 South Laithland
Iron City 3-0 Alliance Barossia
AFC Rochford 1-0 Mantlegrove
Belgrave 0-0 Chatswood
Diamondqueen 3-0 Parrhesia United
Brookford Otters 3-1 Leichhardt
Greygate 1-4 Aries Solitaire
Chenoworth Rovers 2-3 Barossia United
Boltcroft Thorns 1-2 Creed United
MATCHDAY 33
Cranequin Wanderers 3-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Iron City
South Laithland 1-0 AFC Rochford
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Belgrave
Mantlegrove 1-0 Diamondqueen
Chatswood 2-1 Brookford Otters
Parrhesia United 2-0 Greygate
Leichhardt 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Aries Solitaire 2-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Barossia United 1-4 Creed United
MATCHDAY 34
Iron City 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
AFC Rochford 3-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Belgrave 2-3 Goodfeather FC
Diamondqueen 1-0 South Laithland
Brookford Otters 2-1 Alliance Barossia
Greygate 2-2 Mantlegrove
Chenoworth Rovers 1-2 Chatswood
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 Parrhesia United
Creed United 1-1 Leichhardt
Barossia United 7-0 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 35
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 AFC Rochford
Iron City 1-2 Belgrave
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Diamondqueen
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Brookford Otters
South Laithland 1-1 Greygate
Alliance Barossia 1-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Mantlegrove 1-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Chatswood 1-1 Creed United
Parrhesia United 1-1 Barossia United
Leichhardt 0-1 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 36
Belgrave 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 2-1 AFC Rochford
Brookford Otters 0-1 Iron City
Greygate 2-4 Chardonnay Rangers
Chenoworth Rovers 2-8 Goodfeather FC
Boltcroft Thorns 1-3 South Laithland
Creed United 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Barossia United 3-1 Mantlegrove
Aries Solitaire 0-0 Chatswood
Leichhardt 0-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 37
Cranequin Wanderers 2-2 Diamondqueen
Belgrave 1-2 Brookford Otters
AFC Rochford 4-1 Greygate
Iron City 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Chardonnay Rangers 5-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Creed United
South Laithland 0-1 Barossia United
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Aries Solitaire
Mantlegrove 0-0 Leichhardt
Chatswood 2-1 Parrhesia United

The First Division endgame looks to be of some interest, but the automatic promotion places have been writ in stone by now. Of course, much has - deservedly - been made of Chardonnay Rangers’ romp to glory, and they are now unbeaten in twelve games. But Chatswood are the other beneficiaries, thanks partly to their own qualities - a strong recent run of form, an ironclad defence, hard-fought wins over their rivals - but also the indifferent form of the teams beneath them. Creed are winless in four, Parrhesia with one win in four, and that a run counting in a defeat to lowly Boltcroft Thorns. It will be between them for the playoff place; Iron City’s goal difference dnies them a shot.

Aries Solitaire found a way to min-max their performances. They’ve been absolutely appalling in a couple of recent defeats - thrashed 4-0 by Chardonnay without even mustering a shot, then their nine men (though that’s no excuse, one was only sent off in injury time) swept away 7-0 by Barossia United, conceding three penalties along the way - and have made up for it by gutting out a series of ugly, narrow wins and draws, often against strong opposition. Critically, back-to-back wins over Greygate and Boltcroft Thorns helped them establish distance from the drop. And that’s useful, as Mantlegrove, South Laithland, Boltcroft and Greygate have all been in deeply unimpressive form, miring them all in at least potentially deep shit going into the finale. Greygate are down; the other three will have to scrap over 1.5 relegation places.

MATCHDAY 29
The Strongest 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Peregrine 1-1 Locksley
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Lindmark Falcons 1-2 West Brinemouth
Ritter Town 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Stahlburg Rovers 0-0 Autumnstone
Gonen's Bridge 3-3 Cypher Town
Cranequin City 3-1 Lindwurm Delta
Pillars of Southfell 0-1 Morningstar
Gosmouth Swans 2-3 The Hanged Man
MATCHDAY 30
Locksley 1-1 The Strongest
Lazuli Diamonds 1-3 AFC Serpentine
West Brinemouth 0-3 Peregrine
Corvette Maulers 2-5 Vermillion Wanderers
Autumnstone 3-1 Lindmark Falcons
Cypher Town 1-0 Ritter Town
Lindwurm Delta 0-3 Stahlburg Rovers
Morningstar 1-3 Gonen's Bridge
The Hanged Man 0-1 Cranequin City
Gosmouth Swans 4-1 Pillars of Southfell
MATCHDAY 31
The Strongest 5-3 Lazuli Diamonds
Locksley 2-1 West Brinemouth
AFC Serpentine 2-1 Corvette Maulers
Peregrine 2-4 Autumnstone
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Cypher Town
Lindmark Falcons 1-0 Lindwurm Delta
Ritter Town 0-1 Morningstar
Stahlburg Rovers 2-1 The Hanged Man
Gonen's Bridge 3-1 Gosmouth Swans
Cranequin City 2-1 Pillars of Southfell
MATCHDAY 32
West Brinemouth 2-0 The Strongest
Corvette Maulers 1-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Autumnstone 2-2 Locksley
Cypher Town 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 Peregrine
Morningstar 0-1 Vermillion Wanderers
The Hanged Man 1-2 Lindmark Falcons
Gosmouth Swans 0-0 Ritter Town
Pillars of Southfell 0-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Cranequin City 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 33
The Strongest 0-2 Corvette Maulers
West Brinemouth 1-4 Autumnstone
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 Cypher Town
Locksley 0-2 Lindwurm Delta
AFC Serpentine 2-3 Morningstar
Peregrine 4-0 The Hanged Man
Vermillion Wanderers 1-0 Gosmouth Swans
Lindmark Falcons 1-2 Pillars of Southfell
Ritter Town 1-0 Cranequin City
Stahlburg Rovers 6-0 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 34
Autumnstone 8-1 The Strongest
Cypher Town 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Lindwurm Delta 0-2 West Brinemouth
Morningstar 4-1 Lazuli Diamonds
The Hanged Man 1-2 Locksley
Gosmouth Swans 1-1 AFC Serpentine
Pillars of Southfell 2-2 Peregrine
Cranequin City 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 3-4 Lindmark Falcons
Stahlburg Rovers 4-1 Ritter Town
MATCHDAY 35
The Strongest 2-0 Cypher Town
Autumnstone 3-0 Lindwurm Delta
Corvette Maulers 0-1 Morningstar
West Brinemouth 0-1 The Hanged Man
Lazuli Diamonds 0-2 Gosmouth Swans
Locksley 0-1 Pillars of Southfell
AFC Serpentine 1-0 Cranequin City
Peregrine 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Vermillion Wanderers 1-3 Stahlburg Rovers
Lindmark Falcons 1-1 Ritter Town
MATCHDAY 36
Lindwurm Delta 3-0 The Strongest
Morningstar 1-0 Cypher Town
The Hanged Man 0-1 Autumnstone
Gosmouth Swans 2-2 Corvette Maulers
Pillars of Southfell 1-0 West Brinemouth
Cranequin City 3-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Locksley
Stahlburg Rovers 5-1 AFC Serpentine
Ritter Town 1-2 Peregrine
Lindmark Falcons 0-2 Vermillion Wanderers
MATCHDAY 37
The Strongest 2-4 Morningstar
Lindwurm Delta 1-1 The Hanged Man
Cypher Town 0-4 Gosmouth Swans
Autumnstone 3-2 Pillars of Southfell
Corvette Maulers 0-2 Cranequin City
West Brinemouth 0-2 Gonen's Bridge
Lazuli Diamonds 2-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Locksley 1-0 Ritter Town
AFC Serpentine 1-1 Lindmark Falcons
Peregrine 1-2 Vermillion Wanderers



ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 37 28 5 4 89 30 +59 89
2 Sabrefell Athletic 37 24 10 3 111 46 +65 82

3 Brinemouth 37 23 10 4 93 48 +45 79
4 Sabrefell Moths 37 24 3 10 79 38 +41 75
5 Aries Chariots 37 18 9 10 51 39 +12 63

6 Coret Hawks 37 19 5 13 73 52 +21 62
7 AFC Treason 37 18 7 12 51 42 +9 61
8 Stahlburg City 37 16 9 12 55 44 +11 57
9 AFC Corvistone 37 17 5 15 83 64 +19 56
10 Starling 37 16 8 13 63 59 +4 56
11 Chenoworth Harriers 37 13 9 15 50 55 -5 48
12 Vermillion Rage 37 15 3 19 51 65 -14 48
13 Corinthians No Longer 37 13 5 19 52 84 -32 44
14 Newrook City 37 10 9 18 39 55 -16 39
15 Southfell United 37 9 9 19 42 70 -28 36
16 Raven River 37 9 8 20 41 70 -29 35
17 North Sabrefell 37 8 5 24 51 79 -28 29
18 North Laithland 37 6 9 22 47 72 -25 27
19 New Oakstone Phoenix 37 6 9 22 42 95 -53 27
20 Crisisbless United 37 6 7 24 44 100 -56 25

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Chardonnay Rangers 37 26 8 3 93 33 +60 86
2 Chatswood 37 22 10 5 53 20 +33 76

3 Creed United 37 20 9 8 54 28 +26 69
4 Parrhesia United 37 20 8 9 56 41 +15 68
5 Iron City 37 18 12 7 45 28 +17 66
6 Goodfeather FC 37 18 8 11 83 53 +30 62
7 Cranequin Wanderers 37 17 11 9 50 41 +9 62
8 Belgrave 37 16 8 13 65 55 +10 56
9 Barossia United 37 16 7 14 59 36 +23 55
10 Alliance Barossia 37 14 10 13 35 37 -2 52
11 Leichhardt 37 13 11 13 37 39 -2 50
12 Diamondqueen 37 14 7 16 45 49 -4 49
13 Brookford Otters 37 13 6 18 54 67 -13 45
14 AFC Rochford 37 13 4 20 35 40 -5 43
15 Chenoworth Rovers 37 11 9 17 41 60 -19 42
16 Aries Solitaire 37 9 8 20 49 84 -35 35
17 Mantlegrove 37 7 11 19 37 67 -30 32
18 South Laithland 37 9 3 25 29 56 -27 30
19 Boltcroft Thorns 37 7 7 23 30 74 -44 28
20 Greygate 37 4 9 24 32 74 -42 21

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Morningstar 37 23 7 7 67 35 +32 76
2 Gonen's Bridge 37 22 6 9 77 55 +22 72

3 Autumnstone 37 21 8 8 73 46 +27 71
4 Cranequin City 37 20 10 7 53 31 +22 70
5 West Brinemouth 37 21 4 12 51 33 +18 67
6 Stahlburg Rovers 37 18 7 12 78 46 +32 61
7 Vermillion Wanderers 37 17 9 11 44 40 +4 60
8 Ritter Town 37 16 8 13 46 45 +1 56
9 Peregrine 37 15 10 12 75 51 +24 55
10 Locksley 37 13 11 13 64 57 +7 50
11 Lindwurm Delta 37 13 11 13 43 47 -4 50
12 AFC Serpentine 37 14 7 16 52 58 -6 49
13 Corvette Maulers 37 14 7 16 46 55 -9 49
14 Cypher Town 37 13 6 18 44 58 -14 45
15 Pillars of Southfell 37 12 7 18 32 50 -18 43
16 Lindmark Falcons 37 9 10 18 42 67 -25 37
17 Gosmouth Swans 37 8 11 18 49 67 -18 35
18 The Strongest 37 8 11 18 47 70 -23 35
19 The Hanged Man 37 6 9 22 24 51 -27 27
20 Lazuli Diamonds 37 4 7 26 31 76 -45 19
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SECOND DIVISION FINALE
The Hanged Man 0-0 The Strongest
Gosmouth Swans 0-3 Morningstar
Pillars of Southfell 0-1 Lindwurm Delta
Cranequin City 3-0 Cypher Town
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Autumnstone
Stahlburg Rovers 2-0 Corvette Maulers
Ritter Town 0-1 West Brinemouth
Lindmark Falcons 0-3 Lazuli Diamonds
Vermillion Wanderers 1-2 Locksley
Peregrine 2-2 AFC Serpentine

Cranequin City enter the final day in 4th, but with Bridge (2nd) and Autumnstone (3rd) playing off. They take care of business - business, in this case, being once-relevant Cypher Town, beaten 3-0 on the day, and look at their phones and start laughing as Bridge and Autumnstone grind each other to a 2-2 draw. The Strongest fail to score against relegated The Hanged Man, but that’s enough, as Gosmouth get slaughtered by title-winning Morningstar.

FIRST DIVISION FINALE
Brookford Otters 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Greygate 1-2 Diamondqueen
Chenoworth Rovers 0-5 Belgrave
Boltcroft Thorns 0-2 AFC Rochford
Creed United 1-0 Iron City
Barossia United 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Leichhardt 1-1 South Laithland
Parrhesia United 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Chatswood 1-1 Mantlegrove

Creed United edge Iron City in an ugly 1-0, substitute Gareth Burnes heading home the only goal of the game late on, and that secures their playoff place. At the bottom, the funniest possible outcome happens. Because let’s be real. People think they want big names in the Zenith. They think big institutions, real, proper clubs should be at the top. But let’s be honest here: what we really want is South Laithland in the 2Div playoff. Not even going down automatically, which Boltcroft help by going down easily to Rochford. Bye-bye, Thorns. No, let the Southrons be condemned to the actual murder-pit of the playoff, and they make it happen. And for a while, they think they’re even escaping. 91st minute, they’re 1-0 over Leichhardt, the deeply whelming Marcel Takashi’s scored his second (!!!!!) goal of the season, and… then they fail to clear a chance, they fail to deal with a cross, the ball feels like it’s in their box for 25 uninterrupted seconds before Lea Eberhart, off the bench, punctures the tension and drives home the belated equaliser. So the official position, then: hahhahahahaa.

ZENITH FINALE
North Sabrefell 1-1 Aries Chariots
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-1 Raven River
Southfell United 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Corinthians No Longer 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless United 2-4 Brinemouth
Chenoworth Harriers 0-4 Crisisbless
Newrook City 1-0 Coret Hawks
Vermillion Rage 3-1 AFC Corvistone
AFC Treason 2-0 North Laithland
Starling 1-0 Stahlburg City

Crisisbless celebrate their title by crushing the Harriers 4-0, but that’s not really what matters. What matters is at the bottom; North Sabrefell on 29 points, North Laithland and New Oakstone on 27, Nixi with a deeply putrid goal difference. But the most fucked team are North Laithland. They’re against AFC Treason, who hate them. Who really, really want to put them down. And they manage it; eight minutes in, Röskvi has done his thing, and after 32, Rosenblatt wins and then drives home a penalty to make it two. North Laithland are done, they’re smoked. If Nixi can get a result.

They can. Raven River haven’t been bottom-feeding, sure, but they’re pretty shit. Dragan Stavanger’s charges have looked jaded and exhausted all season, and Nixi’s puppy-like enthusiasm is just the rock for that particular scissor. But the breakthrough only comes in the 41st minute, Moreno Keel finding Anja Zoric’s diving header, Zoric’s header finding the net. North Sabrefell concede around the same time, Aries Chariots’ Konrad Balmoral with a spectacular scorpion kick that, frankly, Culweather should save, but seems caught off-guard by the method of delivery. At half-time, Nixi are up, the Spiders are down, the Bohemians pencilling a date with Creed.

Nixi make it 2-0 soon afterwards, again Moreno Keel with the setup - his cutback, Micha Burkhard finishing it off with a low strike that clips past Gabriella off a deflection en route. North Sabrefell push, and push hard; Kieran Lofthouse joins Lovelace up front as they switch to glorious 4-4-2. And immediately, are only bailed out with a brilliant reflex save from Culweather to deny Jasper Mordecai. In the 70th minute, Visse Brass pulls one back for River; she pursues a loose ball and puts it away with the focus of someone who really wants more Cormorants caps.

But Nixi don’t want Visse Brass to get a callup. Nixi want to live. They’ve been getting annihilated on set pieces all season, but once, just this once, they restore their two-goal advantage based on that. Catrine Antelmi-Evans curls one over the top of every defender, and Sam Ryman’s the man to scuff it home, in rather ugly fashion, at the far post. 3-1, and top scorer Zoric’s taken off for holding midfielder Luther Harrizon. Nixi hold firm, and they think they’ve done it. But they haven’t done it. Because North Sabrefell, in the 92nd minute, draw a handball against Aries Chariots. A fortunate call, a cross from Esmereld hitting Dewinter’s hand at very close range, a deeply unfair penalty. The Chariots time-waste for three whole minutes before the penalty can finally get taken, and apparently it gets to Konrad Lovelace, whose penalty fucking sucks. Blaha… punches it straight back at him, though, and the former world champion shows his nous to drag home the rebound, and after a deeply underwhelming season, can at least say he’s saved his club. And maybe doomed Nixi, but that remains to be seen. As for the Spiders, well… it’s been a bad season for the Laith all around.

PLAYOFFS
2DIV Gosmouth Swans vs. GC Ingram Township


Ingram Township must be getting vertigo; the only time they were, fleetingly, at 2Div level was back when the top three tiers had 24 clubs. And they play like it, too, in the event. Gosmouth Swans, recent risers like them, defend their position ferociously. Experienced striker Leander Stead chests down a Smith pass with his back to goal, before turning under pressure and half-volleying an ugly but efficient strike past the goalkeeper, before a rash covering challenge from Micah Shawshank allows well-travelled midfielder Ashley Bishop to drive in a penalty. The Hussars, unfortunately for them, rarely look like troubling Bertha Reproach’s goal; the well-liked Swans keep their place.

GOSMOUTH SWANS 2 - 0 Ingram Township
GOS: Stead 35’, Bishop 54’ pen


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1DIV South Laithland vs. 2DIV Gonen’s Bridge

South Laithland (4-2-3-1) 12 - Carver; 20 - Bauer, 5 - Esmann, 19 - Longstreet, 3 - Speaker; 13 - Luhukay, 23 - Spinner; 7 - Takashi, 26 - Chandler, 14 - Dane; 9 - Pike
Gonen’s Bridge (4-4-2) 20 - Chernetsky; 2 - Petkovic, 5 - Demetriou, 6 - Arkhal, 18 - Travere; 7 - Aceituno, 4 - Ralston, 8 - Sabic, 11 - Bërsne; 21 - Brausz, 17 - Suvri

How the mighty have fallen. South Laithland were a fixture in the top flight, once; they’ve finished as high as 6th in the past. Those days seem long ago, now. Still, on paper their squad is far more valuable than the Warriors’ journeymen, and certainly they’re better renumerated. Most of this side is the same as the side relegated fairly easily two years ago; they’re threatening to become something of a yo-yo outfit. But at least this time they’ll get the chance to humiliate a proper staple club.

The first half is ugly and bad-tempered. Farina Luhukay, formerly of Crisisbless, is an oasis of calm in the centre, so obviously a class above all around her even if her legs are shot. She is a better player than this game deserves. South Laithland’s attempts to play through the centre go awry, though they carve one clear chance, Tashandra Bauer scooping a ball over the top, an awkward bounce favouring Pike and throwing off Demetriou, and suddenly the 31-year old striker is through on goal… but Rinat Chernetsky stands strong, Pike can’t place her shot into the corner and the Bridge stopper sticks out a boot to deflect the shot wide.

South Laithland look demoralised as they come out in the second half, having been the better side in the first but without the goal to pay for it. And their jaded old veterans tire and get taken off; the moment Luhukay leaves the picture, they’re done for. Just three minutes later, her replacement, Lukas Tremesne, has his pocket picked by Amir Sabic; a one-two with Bersne is followed up by a through-ball for Chromatik striker Gail Suvri to drill low past Selina Carver. Reality sinks in for South Laithland; they hurl themselves forward, ever and ever more recklessly… and of course there is a final goal to show for it. But it’s the Warriors’ second, Vasco Aceituno breaking clear of South Laithland’s exhausted midfielders, chopping onto his left to get past a completely worn-out Corren Speaker, and curling in a peach of a strike, low and hard with his left boot with just enough whip to pass Carver by and clank in off the inside of the far post. And with that, the inconceivable has happened; South Laithland will be a third-tier club next season. May God have mercy on their souls.

South Laithland 0 - 2 GONEN’S BRIDGE
GOB: Suvri 68’, Aceituno 90+1’


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ZENITH New Oakstone Phoenix vs. 1DIV Creed United

New Oakstone Phoenix (4-4-2) 25 - Valencia; 26 - Fry, 22 - Ponder, 18 - Ryman, 14 - Talmay; 7 - Antelmi-Evans, 4 - Masquelier, 21 - Burkhard, 13 - Keel; 9 - Zoric, 10 - St. Cleer
Bench: 1 - Ardath; 3 - Findlay, 11 - Loesser, 12 - Gero, 19 - Harrizon, 23 - Reed, 33 - Rinehart

Creed United (4-4-2) 1 - Aston; 2 - Esterling, 19 - Worn, 6 - Barkaan, 3 - Reed; 23 - Vitaris, 4 - Selder, 24 - Foreman, 11 - Anderson; 17 - Guinness, 10 - Korhal
Bench: 12 - Kerris; 14 - Wiederganger, 15 - Burnes, 16 - Sheen, 18 - Koenen, 27 - Ausbury, 31 - Montoy

There’s a very obvious neutral’s favourite. New Oakstone Phoenix may have struggled in their first season of top-flight football in over 30 years, but there’s promise in this young, exciting, fast-paced side. People want to see them flourish. Creed United, by contrast, already had their shots. A muscular, experienced side, not one that has exactly lit up the scoring charts - no Oathman has more than Danita Korhal’s fourteen goals, while Anja Zoric managed twelve for Nixi a tier higher - they’re still the favourites in many eyes.

The first half is energetic, but short on quality and end product. Annika St. Cleer threatens to open the scoring within four minutes when Burkhard plays her clear, but a heavy first touch lets Sinric Aston race out and smother the ball. Creed’s first chance comes off a set piece, swung in dangerously by Miranda Anderson, the obvious star of their attack, and Lukas Worn rises high to head straight at Valencia. Nixi have other chances, mostly shots from distance, but nothing that seriously tests Aston… until injury time, when a slick three-touch passing move, instigated by a scorpion flick from Masquelier, lets Catrine Antelmi-Evans find time and space on the edge of the box. She strikes a low shot that forces Aston at full stretch, fingertips barely enough to flick the goalbound shot onto the post and away.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t get much better for Nixi, as Creed take control of the game in the second half. Hanna Selder, then Shana Reed enter the book for crunching challenges, both on Antelmi-Evans; she limps off for teenager June Rinehart, with Ingmar Loesser coming on the other flank for the usually effervescent but not yet consistent Moreno Keel. Neither can spark much in attack, though, and Creed slowly find the ascendancy, like a coiling boa snake. It’s settled in the end by a moment of decisive quality. Miranda Anderson, again, dipping the shoulder and whipping a shot into the top corner. Nixi complain about hints of offside - an offside Guinness did arguably infringe on Valencia’s vision - but there was no stopping that, regardless. Nixi rage against the dying of the light, Loesser shaves the outside of a post, but the match is done. Creed return in glory; Nixi will have to lick their wounds, and keep ahold of their best young talent.

New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 CREED UNITED
CRD: Anderson 71’


First Round
Moxstone Fortune 0-1 Besand's Folly
Iberia Chenoworth 4-1 Hackett
Stockyard Hounds 3-3 Long Lake (3-4 AET)
Hartford Glade 2-0 Downsparrow
Fully Sick XI 1-2 Mueller's Crossing
Caldwick Strand 1-1 Aspen Grove (1-2 AET)
AFC Verdane 0-1 Coret Hammerheads
Sutcroft 1-1 Coleman Ridge (1-3 AET)
Coret Rovers 0-2 AFC Fassbend
Cranequin Souths 4-0 Extreme Hills
Southriver 2-2 Chenoworth Teutons (2-3 AET)
Crisisbless Athletic 0-1 Constance Park
Kensey Town 1-0 Longwinter
AFC Fassbend 2-0 Cypher Nightwatch
AFC Brineshore 1-0 Shornhill
AFC Fassbend 2-0 Grey Egress
AFC Shale 1-2 Kommissar
Riverkey 2-1 Stilwell Kickers
Barhara Cavaliers 2-2 Martane Place (2-3 AET)
FC Seierstad 2-0 Strephonage
AFC Shrikeroost 3-1 Ringway
AFC Hoxenhaven 2-1 Brunyard FC
The Travellers FC 1-3 Osburn Scarlets
South Parrhesia 3-0 AFC Riverside

Second Round
Autumnstone 3-2 The Strongest
Mapleford 4-0 Chenoworth Teutons
Greygate 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Diamondqueen 3-0 Ballardine FC
Ingram Township 0-2 Iron City
Long Lake 1-1 Brookford Vantablack (1-1 AET, 3-1 PKs)
Gosmouth Swans 4-1 AFC Serpentine
AFC Fassbend 0-4 Shimmering Quay
Coret Hammerheads 1-3 Lockheed Zenith
Sheridan 2-1 Constance Park
Crownsend Journey 1-5 Lindmark Falcons
Blau-Weiss Treason 0-1 Armstrong
South Laithland 2-0 Cranequin City
Boltcroft Thorns 3-1 Stahlburg Rovers
South Parrhesia 0-4 West Brinemouth
Belgrave 5-0 AFC Southsands
Corvette Maulers 6-0 Corvistone City
Locksley 4-0 Stonegrave
Cypher Town 1-0 Kommissar
Rochford Pilgrims 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
FC Seierstad 2-2 Hartford Glade (2-2 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Besand's Folly 0-6 Dartmouth Terriers
Brinemouth Krakens 2-5 Peregrine
Lindwurm Delta 0-1 Aries Solitaire
The Hanged Man 1-0 Osburn Scarlets
Northside Eagles 1-0 AFC Fassbend
Latin Enclave FC 0-3 Mantlegrove
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Riverkey 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Coleman Ridge 0-0 Aspen Grove (0-1 AET)
Martane Place 2-0 AFC Fassbend
Riverkey Shells 2-0 AFC Hoxenhaven
Brookford Otters 2-0 Creed United
Iberia Chenoworth 1-4 AFC Rochford
Ritter Town 1-0 Bishop
Lazuli Diamonds 1-0 Pillars of Southfell
Kensey Town 0-3 Advance Lazuli
Leichhardt 4-1 Brokenarch
Vermillion Wanderers 2-1 Barossia United
Mueller's Crossing 1-1 Morningstar (1-2 AET)
Chatswood 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers (3-1 AET)
Rosary Brinemouth 4-1 AFC Shrikeroost
Parrhesia United 6-0 Cranequin Souths
AFC Brineshore 0-1 Creed Rosebud

Third Round
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Autumnstone
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Lindmark Falcons 2-3 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 3-0 Mapleford
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Armstrong
Lockheed Zenith 6-0 Hartford Glade
AFC Treason 2-0 Starling
Cypher Town 1-1 Aries Chariots (1-1 AET, 7-8 PKs)
Northside Eagles 3-0 Sheridan
Mantlegrove 3-0 Diamondqueen
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 Gosmouth Swans
Shimmering Quay 1-2 Crisisbless United
AFC Rochford 1-0 North Laithland
Vermillion Rage 3-0 Corvette Maulers
Morningstar 6-3 Dartmouth Terriers
Stahlburg City 2-0 South Laithland
The Hanged Man 2-0 Ritter Town
Advance Lazuli 0-3 Leichhardt
Southfell United 1-2 Raven River
Creed Rosebud 0-2 Crisisbless
Locksley 0-2 Alliance Barossia
Vermillion Wanderers 2-3 Newrook City
Martane Place 1-4 Aspen Grove
AFC Corvistone 5-0 Rosary Brinemouth
Aries Solitaire 1-2 North Sabrefell
Iron City 1-1 Long Lake (2-1 AET)
Rochford Pilgrims 1-2 Parrhesia United
Riverkey Shells 0-2 Boltcroft Thorns
Brookford Otters 2-1 Peregrine
Chatswood 2-3 Belgrave
Coret Hawks 0-2 Greygate
Lazuli Diamonds 2-0 West Brinemouth

Fourth Round
Greygate 2-0 The Hanged Man
Belgrave 7-0 Lockheed Zenith
Sabrefell Moths 2-5 Lazuli Diamonds
AFC Rochford 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Alliance Barossia 3-3 Raven River (3-3 AET, 5-4 PKs)
Newrook City 1-0 Northside Eagles
AFC Corvistone 3-0 Autumnstone
Brinemouth 6-0 Morningstar
Vermillion Rage 2-1 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Crisisbless
Crisisbless United 3-1 Leichhardt
Aries Chariots 2-1 Stahlburg City
Brookford Otters 1-2 Iron City
Mantlegrove 1-1 AFC Treason (2-2 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Aspen Grove 0-9 Parrhesia United
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Boltcroft Thorns

Fifth Round
Belgrave 4-1 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless United 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Newrook City
Iron City 1-0 Greygate
Parrhesia United 3-3 AFC Treason (3-3 AET, 4-5 PKs)
Boltcroft Thorns 0-0 Alliance Barossia (0-0 AET, 3-5 PKs)
AFC Corvistone 5-2 AFC Rochford
Brinemouth 6-0 Lazuli Diamonds


Rensenbrink Cup Quarterfinals
Belgrave 4-1 Crisisbless United
Crisisbless United 3-1 Belgrave
Belgrave win 5-4 on aggregate.

Vermillion Rage 4-2 Iron City
Iron City 2-0 Vermillion Rage
4-4 on aggregate. Iron City progress on away goals.

AFC Treason 3-0 Alliance Barossia
Alliance Barossia 0-1 AFC Treason
AFC Treason win 4-0 on aggregate.

AFC Corvistone 0-1 Brinemouth
Brinemouth 3-0 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth win 4-0 on aggregate.

Rensenbrink Cup Semifinals
Belgrave 2-0 Iron City
Iron City 0-0 Belgrave
Belgrave win 2-0 on aggregate.

AFC Treason 3-1 Brinemouth
Brinemouth 0-1 AFC Treason
AFC Treason win 4-1 on aggregate.

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RENSENBRINK CUP FINAL

AFC Treason (4-2-3-1) 1 - Shimski; 17 - Holden, 5 - Röysveit, 22 - Mitteager, 3 - Province; 23 - Buchan, 8 - Salter; 15 - Drake, 21 - Rosenblatt, 19 - Revesz; 9 - Röskvi
Bench: 16 - Lindt; 6 - Murje, 8 - Robshaw, 10 - Locke, 12 - Zeller, 18 - Jorse, 20 - Malone

Belgrave (4-4-2) 12 - Carrington; 2 - Westbrook, 12 - Brown, 6 - Pentti, 19 - Sendak; 13 - Berkut, 15 - Gianniotis, 11 - Koren; 13 - McLoughlin, 10 - Fisken, 16 - Burnham
Bench: 1 - Paderborn; 3 - Misra, 4 - Garai, 5 - Klein, 8 - North, 11 - Leslight, 33 - Strephon

Treason have had a pretty mediocre season… in the league. By their standards. Erin Camden seemed jaded at the start of the season, and Cralt-Nirlo Fox has spent their time trying to move on some of the older elements. There’s a big overhaul coming for the Stags, that’s for certain. But in the meantime, Cralt-Nirlo has their third Cup in as many cycles to win. Belgrave come in off a fairly good season, but where this is the undoubted capstone. As wealthy as the area of Sabrefell they represent may be, the side itself is not nearly so well-renumerated as their opponents. Nobody expects shit from them, and they’re determined to enjoy their moment in the sun. Plenty of unconvincing claims that the Farham Arena’s their home ground abound; in the event, far more red and white shirts line the stands.

But despite assumptions that Belgrave are beaten before the game starts, they give a good account of themselves, going in flying with nothing to fear. A young side, but not impetuous; well-disciplined and well-drilled, their high pressing successfully stifles the Stags in the first half, and the couple of times that Treason players squirm free of scrutiny, former Moths stopper Balint Carrington in goal doesn’t let the Gargoyles down. Cralt-Nirlo mops their brow, and the fans wonder just how badly the Stags are missing Valerie Wells, who has taken a minor knock at the worst moment.

But it’s another winger, the only recently turned 22 Tabithe Drake, whose moment of quality turns the day. Belgrave started the second half even better than they finished the first, and put the Stags under serious pressure, only the cool heads of the Stags’ excellent defenders keeping Belgrave from doing any damage. Chris Fisken - a former Spider, so he’s got plenty of desire to see the Stags fall - has the best chance, pace and power getting him past Röysveit, the one misstep the Savojar makes all game, but he rushes the shot one-on-one with Shimski and boots it over the bar.

It’s in the next passage of play, instigated by Shimski’s goal-kick, that Treason find their breakthrough. Vincent Robshaw, put on just two minutes ago, has a pivotal first touch, beating Koren in the air to flick on a header; Röskvi blindsides Pentti to get to the ball first, plays a quick pass to Morgan Rosenblatt, who curled a beautiful pass straight through Belgrave’s defence. And straight into the path of Tabithe Drake, who is absolutely nerveless in taking the ball past Carrington, then side-footing into the empty net, then racing across the bloc of purple fans behind the net, shushing them with a finger to her lips and a wink as she dodges coins and water bottles hurled at her head. Ah, she’s going to be a special one. And unfortunately for the faerietale, it’s the only goal of the game; Belgrave tire out, and Treason keep them at arm’s length with ease.

Belgrave 0 - 1 AFC TREASON
TRE: Drake 58’


ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 38 29 5 4 93 30 +63 92
2 Sabrefell Athletic 38 25 10 3 114 47 +67 85

3 Brinemouth 38 24 10 4 97 50 +47 82
4 Sabrefell Moths 38 25 3 10 83 39 +44 78
5 Aries Chariots 38 18 10 10 52 40 +12 64

6 AFC Treason 38 19 7 12 53 42 +11 64
7 Coret Hawks 38 19 5 14 73 53 +20 62
8 Starling 38 17 8 13 64 59 +5 59
9 Stahlburg City 38 16 9 13 55 45 +10 57
10 AFC Corvistone 38 17 5 16 84 67 +17 56
11 Vermillion Rage 38 16 3 19 54 66 -12 51
12 Chenoworth Harriers 38 13 9 16 50 59 -9 48
13 Corinthians No Longer 38 13 5 20 53 88 -35 44
14 Newrook City 38 11 9 18 40 55 -15 42
15 Southfell United 38 9 9 20 43 73 -30 36
16 Raven River 38 9 8 21 42 73 -31 35
17 North Sabrefell 38 8 6 24 52 80 -28 30
18 New Oakstone Phoenix 38 7 9 22 45 96 -51 30
19 North Laithland 38 6 9 23 47 74 -27 27
20 Crisisbless United 38 6 7 25 46 104 -58 25
AWARDS
Emerald Boot (Goals Scored): Damien Gannot (SFA) - 32
Emerald Ball (Player of the Year): Susan Monaghan (SFA)
Emerald Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Lex Klein (SFA)
Emerald Fist (Debutant of the Year): Everton Bolding (SFM)
Team of the Year: Middleton (BRI); Holden (TRE), Bolding (SFM), Lillehammer (ARC), Almwood (BRI); Gyldenstroem (SFM), Constantine (CRI), Monaghan (SFA), Roux (CRI); Miller (BRI), Gannot (SFA)
Emerald Crest (Manager of the Year): Kosovare Fairweather (CRI)

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Chardonnay Rangers 38 26 9 3 94 34 +60 87
2 Chatswood 38 22 11 5 54 21 +33 77
3 Creed United 38 21 9 8 55 28 +27 72

4 Parrhesia United 38 20 8 10 56 42 +14 68
5 Iron City 38 18 12 8 45 29 +16 66
6 Cranequin Wanderers 38 18 11 9 52 42 +10 65
7 Goodfeather FC 38 18 9 11 84 54 +30 63
8 Belgrave 38 17 8 13 70 55 +15 59
9 Barossia United 38 16 8 14 60 37 +23 56
10 Alliance Barossia 38 15 10 13 36 37 -1 55
11 Diamondqueen 38 15 7 16 47 50 -3 52
12 Leichhardt 38 13 12 13 38 40 -2 51
13 AFC Rochford 38 14 4 20 37 40 -3 46
14 Brookford Otters 38 13 6 19 55 69 -14 45
15 Chenoworth Rovers 38 11 9 18 41 65 -24 42
16 Aries Solitaire 38 9 9 20 50 85 -35 36
17 Mantlegrove 38 7 12 19 38 68 -30 33
18 South Laithland 38 9 4 25 30 57 -27 31
19 Boltcroft Thorns 38 7 7 24 30 76 -46 28
20 Greygate 38 4 9 25 33 76 -43 21
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Liang Wei (CHR) - 36
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Liang Wei (CHR)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Paulane Roeder (IRC)
Team of the Year: Aston (CRD); Storrin (IRC), Sale (PAR), Shangyuan (CHT), Reed (CRD); Rellingwood (CRW), Corven (CHT), Niemi (CHR), Osprey (CHR); Liang (CHR), Catepan (GDF)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Audrey Kennett (NOP)

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Morningstar 38 24 7 7 70 35 +35 79
2 Cranequin City 38 21 10 7 56 31 +25 73
3 Gonen's Bridge 38 22 7 9 79 57 +22 73

4 Autumnstone 38 21 9 8 75 48 +27 72
5 West Brinemouth 38 22 4 12 52 33 +19 70
6 Stahlburg Rovers 38 19 7 12 80 46 +34 64
7 Vermillion Wanderers 38 17 9 12 45 42 +3 60
8 Peregrine 38 15 11 12 77 53 +24 56
9 Ritter Town 38 16 8 14 46 46 +0 56
10 Locksley 38 14 11 13 66 58 +8 53
11 Lindwurm Delta 38 14 11 13 44 47 -3 53
12 AFC Serpentine 38 14 8 16 54 60 -6 50
13 Corvette Maulers 38 14 7 17 46 57 -11 49
14 Cypher Town 38 13 6 19 44 61 -17 45
15 Pillars of Southfell 38 12 7 19 32 51 -19 43
16 Lindmark Falcons 38 9 10 19 42 70 -28 37
17 The Strongest 38 8 12 18 47 70 -23 36
18 Gosmouth Swans 38 8 11 19 49 70 -21 35
19 The Hanged Man 38 6 10 22 24 51 -27 28
20 Lazuli Diamonds 38 5 7 26 34 76 -42 22
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Gail Suvri (GOB) - 26
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Liang Wei (CHR)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Aragon Smith (GOS)
Team of the Year: Freestone (CRC); Coleman (WBR), Lawlor (MOS), Singh (CRC), Bartok (CRC); Brewer (AUS), Jerebic (CRC), Jadeane (MOS), Bërsne (GOB); Guzan (STR), Suvri (GOB)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Tara Alban (AUS)

GRAND CONFERENCE
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Armstrong 46 24 13 9 65 31 +34 85
2 Latin Enclave FC 46 25 9 12 82 53 +29 84

3 Ingram Township 46 23 14 9 57 29 +28 83
4 Rochford Pilgrims 46 23 13 10 94 56 +38 82
5 Bishop 46 23 11 12 73 40 +33 80
6 Shimmering Quay 46 21 14 11 62 54 +8 77
7 Lockheed Zenith 46 21 13 12 68 58 +10 76
8 Blau-Weiss Treason 46 21 11 14 53 40 +13 74
9 AFC Southsands 46 21 10 15 73 58 +15 73
10 Brokenarch 46 20 11 15 67 50 +17 71
11 Brinemouth Krakens 46 18 13 15 66 63 +3 67
12 Ballardine FC 46 18 12 16 78 62 +16 66
13 Dartmouth Terriers 46 18 9 19 63 62 +1 63
14 Creed Rosebud 46 17 10 19 63 69 -6 61
15 Rosary Brinemouth 46 17 10 19 46 60 -14 61
16 Sheridan 46 16 12 18 39 42 -3 60
17 Northside Eagles 46 15 10 21 66 73 -7 55
18 Riverkey Shells 46 15 10 21 52 59 -7 55
19 Mapleford 46 14 9 23 49 70 -21 51
20 Crownsend Journey 46 14 9 23 45 73 -28 51
21 Brookford Vantablack 46 12 8 26 43 86 -43 44
22 Stonegrave 46 10 9 27 38 68 -30 39
23 Corvistone City 46 8 13 25 31 63 -32 37
24 Advance Lazuli 46 8 7 31 41 95 -54 31

CONFERENCE WEST
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Grey Egress 46 27 9 10 79 42 +37 90
2 Extreme Hills 46 26 10 10 94 56 +38 88

3 FC Seierstad 46 25 11 10 67 39 +28 86
4 Southriver 46 26 7 13 70 46 +24 85
5 Strephonage 46 24 12 10 51 23 +28 84
6 Chenoworth Teutons 46 25 8 13 59 32 +27 83
7 Iberia Chenoworth 46 23 11 12 92 66 +26 80
8 AFC Hoxenhaven 46 21 13 12 61 45 +16 76
9 Hackett 46 22 7 17 73 57 +16 73
10 Aspen Grove 46 20 10 16 55 50 +5 70
11 Constance Park 46 17 15 14 54 43 +11 66
12 Kommissar 46 17 15 14 65 65 +0 66
13 Kensey Town 46 18 10 18 69 71 -2 64
14 Moxstone Fortune 46 18 8 20 56 66 -10 62
15 Ringway 46 13 13 20 55 69 -14 52
16 Martane Place 46 14 10 22 59 79 -20 52
17 Sutcroft 46 14 8 24 57 68 -11 50
18 Fanesburg 46 11 15 20 36 66 -30 48
19 AFC Shrikeroost 46 14 5 27 53 70 -17 47
20 AFC Shale 46 9 19 18 33 52 -19 46
21 Osburn Scarlets 46 12 7 27 38 66 -28 43
22 Stilwell Kickers 46 10 12 24 40 59 -19 42
23 Coleman Ridge 46 10 9 27 47 83 -36 39
24 AFC Fassbend 46 8 12 26 40 90 -50 36

CONFERENCE EAST
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Mueller's Crossing 46 32 11 3 96 28 +68 107
2 Cypher Nightwatch 46 26 11 9 90 51 +39 89

3 Barhara Cavaliers 46 22 18 6 116 61 +55 84
4 Besand's Folly 46 25 9 12 97 53 +44 84
5 Crisisbless Athletic 46 21 16 9 67 48 +19 79
6 The Travellers FC 46 23 6 17 91 69 +22 75
7 Fully Sick XI 46 21 11 14 79 55 +24 74
8 Riverkey 46 21 11 14 56 37 +19 74
9 Caldwick Strand 46 21 9 16 82 72 +10 72
10 Brunyard FC 46 21 6 19 64 62 +2 69
11 Longwinter 46 18 14 14 86 59 +27 68
12 South Parrhesia 46 17 16 13 70 67 +3 67
13 Coret Hammerheads 46 17 9 20 67 86 -19 60
14 Long Lake 46 14 15 17 54 60 -6 57
15 Downsparrow 46 14 11 21 55 66 -11 53
16 Cranequin Souths 46 13 12 21 74 82 -8 51
17 AFC Verdane 46 13 11 22 62 89 -27 50
18 Rochford Sundays 46 12 13 21 49 71 -22 49
19 AFC Riverside 46 13 10 23 39 72 -33 49
20 AFC Brineshore 46 12 10 24 50 90 -40 46
21 Hartford Glade 46 11 10 25 58 99 -41 43
22 Coret Rovers 46 10 11 25 56 85 -29 41
23 Stockyard Hounds 46 11 8 27 53 102 -49 41
24 Shornhill 46 9 12 25 54 101 -47 39
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1. Crisisbless
‘The Heelers’
Godswatch (63,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Toxothea SEBRING (26)
RB - 2 - August KOVAC (28)
CB - 5 - Sven COPPERHEAD (27)
CB - 12 - Matthias LIEVEN (30) [VAL]
LB - 6 - Auburn DELASRA (25)
RM - 13 - Kestrel ANHARBOUR (26)
CM - 23 - Bellona SEBOLD (24)
CM - 4 - Demeter CONSTANTINE (27)
LM - 10 - Anne-Marie ROUX (29) [SVG]
ST - 21 - Zinaida WOODCARVER (25) [QUE]
ST - 14 - Dénes ROBINEAU (22) [FFD]

GK - 20 - Veluca AUSTEN (34)
RB - 29 - Cheney PLEIJER (22)
CB - 3 - Papageno KOLAR (22)
CM - 24 - Zozo KEARNES (22)
CM - 7 - Claudia MAKATSCH (30) [VAL]
LM - 16 - Ženeva KILGALLIC (21) <FFD>
ST - 11 - Lothas LUDWIG (30) [VAL]

GK - 25 - Thill EHRMANN (22)
CB - 22 - Yngriit KALABAAN (34) [MRN]
LB - 18 - Yasmina TALAY (20) <SRS>
RM - 35 - Nikolai KELLER (19)
CM - 17 - Albizua CROFT (20) <MRT>
ST - 9 - Rachel ARNISTON (33) [SCT]
ST - 34 - Zandra ERSKINE (19)


Manager
Kosovare FAIRWEATHER (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 3rd

TROPHY CABINET
5 Premiership titles (59, 71, 75, 86, 87)
3 NFA Cups (47, 61, 64)
Cup Winners’ Cup (62)
Copa de Campeones (76)
3 Ramsey Shields (72, 76, 83)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 1st - 92 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 1st - 77 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 5th - 74 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 6th - 65 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Dénes Robineau (North Laithland, 14m)
Matthias Lieven (Stahlburg City, 8m)
Promoted: Zandra Erskine (ST, 18), Yasmina Talay (LB, 19)

OUT
Mette Sondheim (Lanar, 7.5m)
Gandolf Turner (Sivolvia Capitalizt, 5m)
Mitchel Rosales (Trimidau Rukiya, 500k)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sven Copperhead, Syrene Fischer, Sieglinde Lohengrin, Sabrine Portsgate, Brigid Kestrel, Toxothea Sebring, Marisha Staunton, Bremusa Strassman, Methuselah Tregajorran
Club Heroes: Kósa Bajnok, Anders Engstroem, Fabricio Gallardo, Ror Jevjdevic-Hadsic, Mercurio Kastriot, Osric Keast, Erick Khan, Espen Knutsen, Pawlo Marciak, Lucia Oakwood, Leona Rafford, Erwin Spijkers, Luxulya St. Cleer, Isaia Urso, Moira Woakes
One-Club Men: Augustine Brandon
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The dominant force of the towering major city of Crisisbless, and in theory one of the dominant forces within Nephara itself, but there was a time at which they were technically outperformed by little Starling just above in terms of titles. They have a reputation as bottlers, just lacking the fortitude to turn their ability into league wins; hence their name, the Heelers, nominally after the dog but more an appropriated insult at their status trailing in the wake of the biggest clubs. But they've generally been consistent, rarely falling completely out of the business end of things, and have something of a reputation as Cup specialists. They still do have plenty of silverware to their name, and their proud fans regard their club as a match for anyone in the world. Crisisbless are one of those teams that kind of wants to fight everyone in the vicinity; primarily Crisisbless United, their greatest rival in their own city, but there's a level of rivalry with nearby, upstart Starling as well.


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2. Brinemouth
‘The Dockers’
Brinemouth Eagle’s Club (65,000)
Brinemouth, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sandra MIDDLETON (29) <QUE>
RB - 2 - Tosca MEADOWS (26)
CB - 18 - Chiara BLANCO (31) [SVG]
CB - 4 - Anaximander SCALES (27)
LB - 3 - Jade ARCONADA (21) <EUR>
CM - 8 - Seona GALE (21) <MRT>
CM - 6 - Cassander SOUTHSEA (25)
RW - 10 - THRASTAR Bjarnlaugsson (27) [GRF]
AM - 15 - Omer KUHAR-ARH (30) [MYT]
LW - 11 - Yonatoño DE LA GARZA (24) [FFD]
ST - 14 - Tess MILLER (24) <EUR>

GK - 1 - Ewald HEUSER (35) [STL]
CB - 5 - Dismas ANDERSON (25)
LB - 19 - Lucy ALMWOOD (32) [EUR]
CM - 20 - Kazuo MARTIN (30) [DEL]
AM - 21 - Kisvarda MARIN (24)
LW - 23 - Indra SÖDERSTRÖM (30) [VAL]
ST - 17 - Lázaro PATRÓN (33) [AUD]

GK - 25 - Timon RUSTIL (24)
RB - 29 - Zander MERSEA (24)
CB - 22 - Alessander KEATON (20)
CM - 16 - Pernille BRAND (32)
CM - 13 - Thessaly KOERTZEN (21)
RW - 7 - Joao PEREYRA (29) [JUV]
ST - 37 - Bernadette TERNCLIFF (19)


Manager
Grey HOLDEN (55) [SCT]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 1st

TROPHY CABINET
10 League titles (53, 54, 55, 61, 62, 70, 72, 78, 79, 84)
NFA Cup (62)
2 Ramsey Shields (73, 85)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 2nd - 75 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 2nd - 82 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 5th - 68 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Yonatoño de la Garza (AFC Corvistone, 12m)
Þrastar Bjarnlaugsson (Hofvinger, 5m)
Promoted: Bernadette Terncliff (ST, 19)

OUT
Leandra Berenguer (Anomalies, 6m)
Tryna Drnaso (1923 Esca, 6m)
Retired: Lukas Tauscher (RW, 34, STL)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Penumbra Amokachi, Danijel Brymora, Chris Christon, Croft Drinkwater, Dimitra Exarchopolous, Konrad Gosforth, Diligence Nkembe, Temperance Nkembe
Club Heroes: Augustine Breton, Jonathan Bosetti, Farago rue Cazade, Tana Colbright, Evelyn Conjure, Erica Kenney, Desya Kuznetsov, Kunibert Mathias, Darek Norgen, Lukas Tauscher, Stig Soederquist, Ronda Judit Styrn, James Watt
Iconic Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Despite the earthy nickname conjuring images of teamsters and burly shirtless men, Brinemouth is a largely affluent city, particularly the coastal east, and their football club became nouveau-riche just in time for the Premiership to join the international scene. They have, as a result, been far more successful post-UICA than pre-, and their seven titles are only matched by AFC Treason - indeed, the Premiership's ascension into the ranks of serious leagues worldwide seemed to coincide with an era of dominance for the two clubs on each end of the country, overshadowing the 'Sabrefell giants' of Athletic and the Moths who had dominated prior to the modern era. Unlike Treason, their playing identity is based around expensive marquee talent playing beautiful attacking football - locals are considered a nice bonus, but not essential. They want the ball, and they want to be flashy with it. West Brinemouth are their only real rivals for fanbase in the city, but are too weak on the pitch to make a proper rival in Brinemouth's eyes. Instead, they save their ire for the Classic, against their philosophical opposites and equals AFC Treason.


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3. Sabrefell Moths
‘The Moths’
Farham Arena (90,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Lorée BAUTISTA (28) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Solblindi RAKE (25)
CB - 13 - Everton BOLDING (25) [AUD]
CB - 19 - Adnan SULEJMANOVIC (27) [MYT]
LB - 22 - Kyri LEVERING (25)
CM - 8 - Flora BROWN (28) [EUR]
DM - 14 - Laslo VOL BRININGER (25) <MRN>
CM - 15 - Jean-Christophe BABIN (26) [QUE]
RW - 10 - Kaisa GYLDENSTROEM (29) [SVJ]
ST - 21 - Nick RIORDAN (27) [TMB]
LW - 11 - Eloise KWEON (29) [QUE]

GK - 12 - Shamir RAVEL (22)
CB - 5 - Tristan NIEDERMAYER (34) [STL]
LB - 3 - Vasilii NYBERG (30) [SRS]
DM - 23 - Gawain DEVENEY (23)
CM - 20 - Catheline FANG (20) <YZH>
RW - 2 - Têrçêr ANAXIMANE (33) [FFD]
ST - 9 - Berenice ANDREAS (26)

GK - 30 - Senad HASANOVIC (19) <MYT>
RB - 18 - Sasha KLEIN (20)
CB - 6 - Hender SOLDAT (22)
CM - 4 - Kelzi HARASLIN (26)
CM - 27 - Matthias GREY (21)
ST - 7 - Sabina VENTURE (23)
LW - 36 - Ceatrix SERVAL (19)


MANAGER
Penumbra AMOKACHI (51)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 4th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (47, 60, 68, 69)
3 NFA Cups (58, 65, 85)
3 Ramsey Shields (66, 69, 70)
Champions Cup (73)
2 Globe Cups (64, 67)
Super Cup (73)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 4th - 74 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 6th - 71 pts
84: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 3rd - 71 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Kyri Levering (Northern Union, 8m)
Promoted: Ceatrix Serval (LW, 19)

OUT
Irina Alderwood (Mipojoseon, 6m)
Luther Hassel (Bastion, 5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Nevaeh Cathar, Rook Cathar, Sasha Christener, Gudrun Crowley, Kirsten Cliving, Bravura Harper, Michael Kellard, Catheline Marchant, Scheherazade Meier, Cheney Rosewood, Tawny Shone, Lux Vicelich
Club Heroes: Robert Griffin, Aaliyah Johnson, James Macbeth, Gerhard Thunder, Imriel Townsend, Solara Vol
One-Club Men: Lucia Pembroke, James Yorke
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The biggest and proudest club in Nephara's biggest and proudest city, the former capital of Sabrefell; a giant fortified metropolis whose layers of walls and distinctive flat, forceful architecture betray the cities origins as a stronghold first and a place to live second. The moths of Sabrefell themselves are notorious for their size, number and, topically for the club, resilence. The original giants of the Nepharim league, the Moths had, by a distance, the most titles in the pre-UICA Premiership and have remained very competitive in modern times, generally playing a very fast, attacking brand of football, and particularly loving a prolific striker - Gerhard Thunder, homegrown Rook Cathar, five-time Iron Boot winner Aaliyah Johnson and Solara Vol have all become club legends. Their pull is best summarised by the fact that, when the time came to retire the crumbling Gargoyle's Court, they simply moved into the Farham Arena, hitherto only for Cormorants games and Cup finals. Though they present themselves as 'Nephara's club', they in theory represent the west of Sabrefell, and have historically been associated with hard-left elements, and while they count a large base of casual support their ultras have been guilty of violence in the past. More positively, their pyro and banner displays are among the finest in the world. Their fiercest rivals are Athletic, in the east of the city.


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4. Sabrefell Athletic
‘The Rams’
The Barbarossa (72,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Raluca GARAMOND (33)
RB - 2 - Caoimhin HADLEY (25) [BRE]
CB - 5 - Hollis STEPHENSON (31) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Vetta ROBACK (25)
LB - 16 - Nimue CULPEPPER (27) [BRE]
RM - 30 - REBEKKA Kajsdóttir (19) [GRF]
CM - 6 - Seeker BISCAN (25)
CM - 7 - Susan MONAGHAN (26) [TMB]
LM - 11 - Ladonna WOMACK (28) [CMT]
ST - 15 - Drazen SKARA (23) [MYT]
ST - 21 - Damien GANNOT (30) [MYT]

GK - 18 - Hailee SOURTOIS (22) [CMT]
CB - 4 - Alan TARAKOV (32) [STL]
LB - 35 - Heather ALTAMEYER (19)
RM - 23 - Marcelo ESCOBAR (30) [VLD]
CM - 13 - Sonya BELLTOWER (29)
AM - 25 - Rika LUNDELL (34) [SVJ]
ST - 9 - Lex KLEIN (21) [ZRH]

GK - 20 - Clovis ARCARD (22)
RB - 36 - Arvid KRAUSE (19)
CB - 24 - Eitri MARSDEN (21)
CM - 10 - Tasia WISTING (24)
LM - 12 - Sarafina IKPEAZU (35) [BNJ]
ST - 17 - Tanya BERESFORD (21)
ST - 31 - Kezia STAUNCH (19)


MANAGER
Kalia TOLSII (46) [MRN]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 5th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (50, 58, 67, 73)
2 NFA Cups (50, 66)
2 Ramsey Shields (67, 68)
2 Globe Cups (56, 73)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (59)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 6th - 67 pts
85: Zenith - 3rd - 81 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
83: Zenith - 4th - 70 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Drazen Skara (1923 Esca, 20m)
Athena Birch (returned from loan)
Promoted: Heather Altameyer (LB, 19), Kezia Staunch (ST, 19)

OUT
Athena Birch (Southern Star, 5m)
Danand Tristram (Southern Star, 4m)
Clovis Arcard (Langmere Green Rovers FC, 3m)
Retired: Thibault Benezet (ST, 36, VLD)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Karena Braham, Alexa Ferryman, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Daniel Kruse, Lindse Kvasina, Darren Parrett, Lind Pressinger, Markus Rhein, Snowy Sleet
Club Heroes: Coalan Bray, Michael Campbell, Karelline Charmwell, Oscar Coltrane, Xixi Ens, Rowan Gawain, Ole Oehman, Yupanqui Sarracena, Sipke Tarala
One-Club Men: Matt Breen, Lukas Strongnesse
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Athletic have always been a force to be reckoned with in the Nepharan game, and no matter what Moths fans insist, will never be completely in their shadow. The 56 cycle cemented that, when they secured the first-ever UICA silverware for the nation, ensuring the Premiership's arrival as a major player. Despite occasional spells in the wilderness, infamously following up their first modern title win with 11th, 12th and 17th-placed finishes, Athletic have always bounced back from adversity, backed by a loud, aggressive and outspoken fanbase. While the Moths are defined by union ties, Athletic are twinned informally with the military, and by urban Nepharim standards tend to have right-wing elements - though both the club and its fanbase have always worked quickly and tirelessly to stamp out any hint of fascism. Athletic are the most widely disliked club in the city, largely due to incidents of fan violence alienating them from River and the Chariots, as well as their mutual hatred of Sabrefell Moths. To be an Athletic fan is to embrace the siege mentality and relish the looks on the haters' faces when you win.


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5. AFC Treason
‘The Stags’
The Gauntlet (65,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Paiva SHIMSKI (29) [SRS]
RB - 17 - Tiamat HOLDEN (23)
CB - 5 - Kenneth RÖYSVEIT (21) <SVJ>
CB - 22 - Ettard MITTEAGER (26)
LB - 3 - Avarice PROVINCE (28)
CM - 23 - Fiadh BUCHAN (27) [TLI]
CM - 26 - Danilo SEVALJEVIC (24) <MYT>
RW - 15 - Tabithe DRAKE (22)
AM - 21 - Morgan ROSENBLATT (31) [CDG]
LW - 11 - Valerie WELLS (26) [TMB]
ST - 9 - RÖSKVI Tyrfingsson (27) [GRF]

GK - 16 - Bryony LINDT (35)
CB - 19 - Valtteri TIREL (20) [SRS]
LB - 18 - Silja JORSE (31) [SAJ]
CM - 13 - Purna ZAZAGAN (31) [SRS]
AM - 12 - Hecate ZELLER (23)
LW - 35 - Radu VORMUTH (18)
ST - 10 - Franziska LOCKE (24)

GK - 25 - Neriza VONSTRATTEN (21)
RB - 39 - Olec TANZER (19)
CB - 6 - Kahala MURJE (33) [SAJ]
CM - 8 - Marcella SALTER (25)
CM - 37 - Anders FLEISCHER (21)
RW - 33 - Hansi VANDERMEER (19)
ST - 34 - Leona TSANG (18) <YZH>


MANAGER
CRALT-NIRLO Fox (62) [QUS]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 2nd

TROPHY CABINET
15 League titles (48, 49, 52, 56, 57, 65, 66, 74, 76, 77, 80, 81, 82, 83, 85)
3 NFA Cups (49, 76, 82)
2 Cope de Campeones (67, 77)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (57)
5 Ramsey Shields (77, 81, 82, 84, 86)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 1st - 84 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
83: Zenith - 1st - 95 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Danilo Sevaljevic (AFC Corvistone, 10m)
Promoted: Radu Vormuth (LM, 18), Leona Tsang (ST, 18), Hansi Vandermeer (RW, 19)

OUT
Bobby Malone (Holdenberg, 2.5m)
Erzebet Revesz (Galatica, 2m)
Retired: Michael Ribbeck (ST, 36, STL), Vincent Robshaw (DM, 37, EUR)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Diandra Ballard, Claudia Cautcher, Malachi Gallagher, Tiamat Holden, Calliope Katskalidis, Aventurine Kolar, Servet Misidjan, Kurtis Quinn, Aristide Metzger, Tanith Rainsford, Sigurd Rustwyth, Fasolt Senninger, Konrad Vornander, Scylla Vyntra
Club Heroes: Roque Acosta, Angel Clavel, Josephus Flaccus, Roddy Fraser, Catheline Harper, Tosca Marlowe, Russ Miller, Rovena Stride, Peter Svensson, Lienke Vesper
One-Club Men: Markus Anderton, Gideon Fletcher, Cathy Stokes
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The city of Treason is the large, parochial industrial powerhouse of the northwest, the place where the last king of Nephara was executed. Ask most people there about the many vibrant clubs, and they'll concede the Stags are the best show in town. Treason were always a big side, but along with Brinemouth became an iconic titan of the league as it rose up the UICA rankings - currently, the two sides are matched on seven titles apiece. Treason have a very strong local identity based on physicality, professionalism and hard work. They have a proud tradition of youth development, and have always relied heavily on their academy to provide for their roster. They also have the largest fanbase of any Nepharim side. They are Chatswood's fiercest rivals, and Brinemouth's (in 'the Classic'), and North Laithland's due to being their nearest urban rival, and South Laithland's due to stealing most of their best players over the years, and Stahlburg City's following a long history of violent match-ups and infamously 'stealing' their best chance at a modern title. Following an implausible number of international clashes, they even sparked a friendly rivalry with Buyanese side Blau-Weiss Pallstadt.


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6. Aries Chariots
‘The Chariots’
The Scythes (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Radoslav BLAHA (24) [SRS]
RB - 13 - Mirko STEFFEN (27)
CB - 19 - Friede VOLKMANN (24)
CB - 2 - Margarita LILLEHAMMER-LOCKRIGHT (31) [EFL]
LB - 3 - Paige DEWINTER (27)
RM - 23 - Jess KRNETA (23)
CM - 8 - Ismet ZMIRIC (25) [MYT]
CM - 5 - Gethin TAPHOUSE (22)
LM - 11 - Scalena WOODWRIGHT (27)
ST - 9 - Mathias GRETLER (25) [DEL]
ST - 14 - Konrad BALMORAL (27)

GK - 20 - November BESAND (34)
RB - 17 - Sander COSTLY (30)
CB - 6 - Sorceress BULLARD (25)
CM - 22 - Winabæn KEVAARSEN (33) [MRN]
LM - 16 - Tadej ROSKAR (20) <MYT>
ST - 7 - Beatan SHEARER (23) <TLI>
ST - 10 - Shaheen TALEB (34) [KSK]

GK - 30 - Orsine MIURA (20) <OSR>
CB - 18 - Pryna RASANAMIRA (35) [CBP]
LB - 12 - Undine CHARNWOOD (21)
CM - 15 - Bernhard McFADDEN (21) <TLI>
RM - 32 - Lukas TRIDENT (19)
CM - 33 - Oskar SCOWL (19)
ST - 21 - Artur KODAK (20)


MANAGER
Lexus ULREICH (53)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 6th

TROPHY CABINET
2 NFA Cups (55, 63)
Globe Cup (58)
Super Cup (58)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 5th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 3rd - 75 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
84: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC
83: Zenith - 8th - 58 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Ismet Smiric (CDSA, 6m)
Promoted: Oskar Scowl (CM, 19), Lukas Trident (RM, 19)

OUT
Jasper Mordecai (Sivolvia Capitalizt, 6m)
Tricia Cray (Scolastico, 5m)
Hannah Booth (Blackfields, 3.5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Uli Alsatian, Trajan Bruyne, Brigitte Coppinger, Claudia Escrow, Jasper Mordecai, Paula Morgan, Logan Murdoch, Adnan Szalai
Club Heroes: Croft Drinkwater, Ihazintzu Malkorra, Emanuele Riviello, Rowena Sierra, Katerina Tarrasch, Nate Walker
One-Club Men: Jess Leinster
Iconic Manager: Gareth Sumner
The Chariots are not one of the largest sides in Sabrefell by any means, but they can point to a devoted and vibrant fanbase operating out of the eastern suburbs and to a history of punching well above their weight, at one stage finishing as high as second and winning a Globe Cup, then being the first Nepharan side to claim a Super Cup. They have thrived with the increasing levels of immigration into the country over the past couple of decades, and their catchment is particularly lush with Licentian diaspora, hence the more recent decision to switch from white to a blue and gold away kit. In more recent years, the giants of Nephara have re-established themselves, and the Chariots have switched gears to focusing on youth and infrastructure, though they dream of a return to the glory days. Their only real rivals are Sabrefell Athletic, who they revile after incidents of fan clashes - a bond they share with Raven River, which has always been a somewhat friendly rivalry.


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7. Stahlburg City
‘The Smiths’
Čalrek Arena (62,000)
Stahlburg, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Olympe WEAVER (28)
RB - 6 - Ellen WEBER (26)
CB - 2 - Roxelana THORN (36)
CB - 14 - Fabiana CRUZ (29) [VLD]
LB - 3 - Durgali BAXAYEV (26) [DEL]
CM - 21 - Ramon MacMASTER (30) [AUD]
DM - 4 - Nina MacDONALD (26) [TLI]
CM - 23 - Mirko OVCINA (25) [MYT]
RW - 7 - Miriam TROEGNER (29) [VAL]
ST - 15 - Lars ALVESEN (25) [SVJ]
LW - 11 - VANESSA Marvinsdóttir (29) [GRF]

GK - 1 - Xander ROSMARIN (35)
CB - 22 - Svenja BASTE (35) [SRS]
LB - 18 - Florian REISINGER (22)
DM - 19 - Janne RINEHART (22)
CM - 10 - Mersudin SMAJIC (32) [MYT]
RW - 13 - Maria DUKAKIS (27)
ST - 17 - Lowen CORDER (23)

GK - 20 - Cassi BRETT (23)
RB - 26 - Trici LEA (20)
CB - 5 - Thora HOUGHSON (22)
CM - 8 - Timo SZANDER (21)
CM - 25 - Cass ROTHVOGEL (20)
ST - 37 - Teucer LENAHAN (19)
LW - 16 - Dimitra KARVELAS (31)


MANAGER
Sienna FALLON (50) [BRE]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 9th

[b]RECENT HISTORY

87: Zenith - 9th - 57 pts
86: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
85: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts
83: Zenith - 7th - 64 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Promoted: Teucer Lenahan (ST, 19)

OUT
Ariel Ballard (New Oakstone Phoenix, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sheila Kilgallon, Rusalka Klein, Elsa Layland, Sophia Moloney, Linde Rostock, Anaximander Scales, Tasha Sauber, Medusa Strand
Club Heroes: Jill Austen, Didier Bernard, William Čalrek, Michael Keane, Georgia Kite, Isabella Shi
One-Club Men: Grubiša Jelić
Iconic Manager: Daniel Brunet
Once considered a keystone member of the Premiership, Stahlburg City once lead the league on the 45th matchday. But, at the last minute, they collapsed, and their fierce rivals Treason overtook them. They've arguably never recovered, with relegation coming at the end of a long, drawn-out malaise. Stahlburg is a polluted, hyperindustrial clump, and City claims rather grandly to represent it all - this has been less true of late with the success of their local rivals, the Rovers. Traditionally they have played an unexciting, direct and physical brand of football, and its supporters value powerful, committed veterans and winning at any cost.


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8. Starling
‘The Passerines’
Jade Park (28,000)
Starling, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Rhiannon FAWN (23) [MRT]
RB - 18 - Crispin FREMONT (23)
CB - 2 - Tamiika VINE (23)
CB - 6 - Martin PEARCE (24) [EUR]
LB - 3 - Laviska CANTICLE (29)
CM - 4 - René AIGNER (24) [CMT]
CM - 19 - Maruschka KOERVER (25)
RW - 7 - Ruslan NOVIKOV (24) [SVJ]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (28) [SWR]
LW - 11 - Ascalon COFFEY (22)
ST - 15 - Satine VALENZA (24)

GK - 12 - Annabelle PRESS (33)
CB - 24 - Colossus MUSCAT (23)
LB - 26 - Avyaan PARAMAR (25) [SNL]
CM - 25 - Kite ROCASTLE (27)
RW - 13 - Valérie NOIR (25) [CMT]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (29) [SWR]
ST - 9 - Steffie GARRETT (31) [CDG]

GK - 20 - Lukas PROWL (21)
RB - 17 - Braylee NORTH (20) [EFL]
CB - 22 - Sana CAMPBELL (23) [SNL]
CM - 23 - Sandre FINCH (21)
LW - 16 - Cyra LEVERET (20)
ST - 14 - Avissa VECSEI (22)


MANAGER
Adalheid METZELDER (55)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 59
ALL-TIME RANKING: 11th

TROPHY CABINET
2 Premiership titles (63, 64)
NFA Cup (70)
First Division title (60)
Champions Cup (64)
Super Cup (64)
Dwile Invitational (74)
Ramsey Shield (71)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
86: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
85: Zenith - 11th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts
83: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
N/A

OUT
Remus Vettel (Chamberley City, 3.5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Evangeline Aschenbach, Lyre Castor, Xanthe Hauser, Estrella Hawke, Elsa Kaelin, Konrad Lovelace, Reinhard Meixner, Hyacinth Surman
Club Heroes: Keira Andisori, Liam Armstrong, Christian Berg, Justinian Hargrave, Deirdre McNessa, Sean Smørdal, Kurtis Warner
Iconic Manager: Amethyst Fegelein
Starling are the standout 'Football Manager' story of Nephara, perhaps even the world. In the Passerines' first Premiership season, they were relegated despite a strong side on paper. In their second, they stayed up. In their third... they won the league. In their fourth, they won the league and Champions Cup. They've never looked back, and incorporated a golden star and golden trim into their crests and kits to commemorate these victories. Starling is a small city to the north of Crisisbless, the first sign of civilisation heading south from the Northern Vale. As a result, they have a firmly established antipathy against Crisisbless and the two main Valesider clubs, Corvette and Leichhardt, without being the main rival of any of them. They've used the proceeds of their victories carefully, trying to build the club's infrastructure up and provide a platform to keep competing; they may not have the catchment or wealth to be entrenched as one of the big dogs forever, but their Golden Age has made them one of Nephara's most recognised sides abroad regardless.


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9. AFC Corvistone
‘The Crows’
Phoenix Rise (28,000)
Corvistone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sebille LOCKLEAR (24)
RB - 2 - Ash BETVA (25) <QUS>
CB - 22 - Safiya TELFORD (25)
CB - 5 - Ida SEVET-STOKES (28) <QUS>
LB - 20 - Marget SCHOFIELD (23) [CMT]
CM - 7 - Katona MEREDITH (27)
DM - 8 - Tallin LEDGER (25)
CM - 11 - Talia NISARIZO (31) [SRS]
RW - 15 - Mirko HRANILOVIC (24) <MYT>
ST - 16 - Davor KURTISHI (30)
LW - 10 - Heather SPAHI (24)

GK - 12 - Çìríkô SARFÓ (23) [FFD]
CB - 18 - Mercedes KNAUTH (30)
LB - 3 - Milla VIIPURI (32) [SVJ]
DM - 6 - Markko NISKANEN (31) [SVJ]
CM - 21 - Casper ANDERSON (22) <EUR>
RW - 33 - Aitziber 'Zizi' ORZABAL (20) <ASG>
ST - 9 - Danesha MUELLER (21) <CBR>

GK - 30 - Evony THORNHILL (18)
RB - 17 - Berthold KUCKA (21)
CB - 19 - Gordin IRONMONGER (24)
CM - 31 - Pavel STALTIERI (19) <EUR>
ST - 14 - Endre CASE (25)
LW - 23 - Luvenia BRANDON (31) [SYL]


MANAGER
Sascha DIMITRIUS (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 70
ALL-TIME RANKING: 23rd

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 10th - 56 pts
86: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 7th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
83: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Heather Spahi (Southfell United, 7m)
Katona Meredith (Corinthians No Longer, 6m)
Promoted: Evony Thornhill (GK, 18), Pavel Staltieri (CM, 19)

OUT
Yonatoño de la Garza (Brinemouth, 12m)
Danilo Sevaljevic (AFC Treason, 10m)
Misha Retyunskikh (Katashi-Kanatsu, 5m)
Fiona Hartnett (Parrhesia United, 1m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Konrad Balmoral, Ash Betva, Ilyana Brosch, Sonya Latimore
Club Heroes: Chibuzo Afolayan, Rachel Arniston, Krista Morham
The most controversial and, yes, hated club in Nephara. Corvistone is the new planned capital of Nephara, and AFC Corvistone was made explicitly to be a club worthy of the capital. But the capital isn't fully formed and the club, which struggles to even half-fill its fantastic stadium, faces constant pressure for buying success and in all fairness it has never shied away from that, splurging money freely to drag themselves to the top flight. Their fans relish the hate, though, and the club makes the most of its siege mentality.


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10. Coret Hawks
‘The Hawks’
The Aviary (30,000)
Coret, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Clariza MEYER (25)
RB - 6 - Aine COOPER (23) [BRE]
CB - 22 - Luuna PIIRS (29) [MRN]
CB - 13 - Mahir KAPETANOVIC (27) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Sabine KEMP (27) [TMB]
RM - 7 - Danielle MARADROGBA (29) [KSK]
CM - 8 - Kieron PLAYER (30) [FVA]
CM - 5 - Freydis LONGHOUSE (28)
LM - 16 - Robinson SEGURA (24) [TKT]
ST - 21 - JÁRNGRÍMUR Náttúlfsson (21) [GRF]
ST - 11 - Alibek KHAUTOV (27) [DEL]

GK - 29 - Musa BILIC (21) <MYT>
RB - 17 - Diadora REEVE (33) <YZH>
CB - 4 - Dzeneta HARKER (34)
RM - 25 - Cecili PEARCE (23)
CM - 10 - Stanimir REKAWIC (31, vc) [ZRH]
ST - 9 - Erik MOSELLE (31) [STL]
ST - 20 - Gareth PAWNBROKER (31)

GK - 12 - Felicity WENTWORTH (35) [BRE]
CB - 19 - Markus OSTLER (21)
LB - 23 - Taylor CURRAN (20) <BRE>
CM - 15 - Marian STOEPKER (21)
CM - 32 - Ceolwulf DRUECKER (19)
LM - 18 - Zaha SELIG (22)
ST - 14 - Anders HARNIK (22)


MANAGER
Reinhard LOCKWOOD (45)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 10th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (56)
NFA Cup (80)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 7th - 62 pts
86: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
85: Zenith - 4th - 76 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts
83: Zenith - 2nd - 73 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Freydis Longhouse (Chenoworth Harriers, 6m)
Aine Cooper (Rozelle, 4.5m)
Promoted: Ceolwulf Druecker (CM, 19)

OUT
Astrid Swain (Anomalies, 6m)
Stefan Morgan (Jaglan Royals, 3m)
Retired: Renat Lexmann (DM, 35)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rasmus Caracole, Trifon Draxler, Gerry Duffy, Isidra Jeurissen, Harald Matheson, Atalanta Skapetis, Astrid Swain, Vedran Tarashaj
Club Heroes: Gabriella Antonio, Cormak Lethbridge, Alyssa Montague, Kizza Okafor, Eudoxia Tzavaras
One-Club Men: Alex Beckett
Originally the Valkyrja Hawks, back when the Nepharan league included foreign sides from the Serenes region it used to be a part of, the Hawks eventually moved to the northeastern town of Coret to stay relevant. Historically, they've tended to be something of a yo-yo side, but in more recent times they've been a fixture of the top half, though struggling to break that UICA glass ceiling to such an extent it seemed at times there must be a curse. They have a substantial following abroad in Chromatika thanks to the signings of Alyss Montague and Gabriella Antonio, which they have tapped into with tours and targeted marketing; the latter, arguably their greatest ever player, retired at 28 to start a family. Under new management of late, Coret finally broke into the top six and now appear intent on staying there, at least for a time. Coret Rovers, the less flashy incumbents in the city, see the Hawks as upstarts, but have long since faded from relevance; in truth, Newrook City are their most prominent regional rivals, an antipathy that has grown into one of the more vicious for want of either club tending to fight for trophies.
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11. Vermillion Rage
‘The Rage’
The Full Fifty (50,000)
Vermillion, PAR

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Calico PINTER (25)
RB - 6 - Katalin WRIGHT (25)
CB - 5 - Ana LETOV (29) [SVJ]
CB - 18 - Hamish JEONG Harcourt (23) <BRE>
LB - 3 - Druzhina SHARP (24)
CM - 8 - Lienke COVOLAN (27) <BRE>
DM - 25 - Rutger CURTIN (25)
CM - 15 - Wiglaf BRIBITZER (26)
RW - 23 - Laurent BÉRINGER (27) [SVG]
ST - 9 - Merrill GRANT (25)
LW - 11 - Elsebeth FARRIER (28)

GK - 12 - Yves CARROLL (34)
CB - 2 - Konrad GREEN (22)
LB - 22 - Opal MATTHEWS (23)
DM - 4 - Gareth SORRELL (31)
AM - 14 - Gretchen POLIKEIT (27)
RW - 26 - Vetta CROSETTI (24) <EUR>
ST - 7 - Andrianos PETRAS (30) [VDR]

GK - 20 - Mars STANHOPE (22)
RB - 17 - Hengist METCALFE (20)
CB - 13 - Ilayda CANNON (33)
CM - 21 - Mervat CREWE (22)
CM - 27 - Ludovic MASON (25)
ST - 10 - Jacqui SPARHAWK (22)
LW - 16 - Oskar HESKETH (21)


MANAGER
Leila RAMELOW (44)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 8th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (50)
3 NFA Cups (75, 85, 86)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (62)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 11th - 51 pts
86: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts - CWC
85: Zenith - 9th - 54 pts - CWC
84: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
83: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
N/A

OUT
N/A


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kestrel Anharbour, Gazzincha, Saskia Hasselbaink, Sander Katarec, Rachael Kellen, Radeka Lind, Ferena Rauch, Birgit Sternberg
Club Heroes: Hye Min Jeong, Kunibert Rosenfeld, Victoria Maersk, Marios Tzavellas, Morgan Underwood
Vermillion could perhaps have been a real giant of Nepharan football were it not for timing. They were a prominent challenger in the pre-UICA era, fuelled by a blatant money-laundering operation, but just a couple of years into the modern era, the Rage slammed face-first into financial ruin, got relegated, and never fully recovered. Arguably a sleeping giant, Vermillion have always been more concerned with looking good and flashy than grinding out results. While still not exactly Takil - this is still Nephara - anything less than an attractive, attack-minded, fast-paced style of football would not be tolerated either by the fans or the board. Vermillion's brand is to entertain. While they don't exactly love the upstart Vermillion Wanderers to the south, their true rivals are Parrhesia United to the north. The two sides have both had their own boom-and-bust cycles; presently, Vermillion are enjoying Parrhesia's spectacular bust even more than their own relative boom, and have managed to seriously annoy the Saints by poaching their players. Indeed, while very few players tend to cross rivalry divides across the rest of Nephara, the Saints and the Rage have a penchant for trying to grab each others' talent. The name of their new stadium alludes to the capacity; their old ground, the Iron Hill, had a capacity agonisingly short of the mark, at 49,500. Like most old Nepharan stadiums, it was a hideous brutalist monstrosity; the rebuild was necessary for basic amenities to be in place.


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12. Chenoworth Harriers
‘The Harriers’
The Keel (35,000)
Chenoworth, FDN

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Meinhard GATES (30)
RB - 17 - Ragna DRINKWATER (25)
CB - 5 - Diocletian VALE (34)
CB - 22 - Clovis HARKEN (25)
LB - 18 - Sara CANTRELL (27)
CM - 6 - Naomi SCHUTZÁN (24) [MVE]
CM - 4 - Anaïs GENET (25) [SVG]
RW - 10 - Vusur RAJOVIC (25) <MYT>
AM - 16 - Velasco NARVAES (28) [FFD]
LW - 20 - Kyli PEMBROKE (26)
ST - 9 - Birgitta NØRUP (27) [FKR]

GK - 12 - Elida KATTER (32)
CB - 3 - Davica HULL (32)
LB - 19 - Innocent FELTON (26)
CM - 8 - Jens RUTTER (27)
RW - 23 - Riviera SANDERS (32)
AM - 11 - Donato GIRARDI (34) [DEL]
ST - 7 - Cathi SLEATOR (28)

GK - 20 - Brede LAXWELL (22)
RB - 2 - Andri MILNER (21)
CB - 26 - Liesel OCON (20)
CM - 21 - Amelia RUMFORD (22)
LW - 13 - Mátyás SOLTESZ (34) [PAS]
ST - 34 - Kai BISMARCK (19)


MANAGER
Syrene CAZADOR (50)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 18th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (64, 77, 79)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
86: Zenith - 12th - 49 pts
85: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
84: 1Div - 2nd - 71 pts - P
83: 1Div - 6th - 63 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Naomi Schutzan (Adab United, 5m)
Promoted: Kai Bismarck (ST, 19), Liesel Ocon (CB, 20)

OUT
Freydis Longhouse (Coret Hawks, 6m)
Harlan Davison (South Dogknock FC, free)
Ross Laker (Hoima Warriors, free)
Retired: Erik Fenton (CB, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Hadrian Belfast, Angela Braugher, Victoria Carroll, Patricia Martyn, Hesterine Mercator, Klaus Murdoch, Nike Rouphos, Gerhard Thunder, Felixe Vetiver, Gareth Westmead
Club Heroes: Steven Rexmont, Markus Sheffield, Raphael Somner
Based in northwest Chenoworth and with strong Hellenic roots, the Harriers are one of the two real giants of a city that has never really looked able to fit any more. A notorious yo-yo club in the early days of the modern era, the Harriers can 'boast' four relegations - three coming between cycles 55 and 60 alone. In more recent times, though, cautious and targeted spending has ensured they can not only stay afloat in the top flight, but have at times approached the UICA places. Unsurprisingly, they count the Rovers as their only serious rivals, and tend to be the more technical and cerebral of the two sides - though Rovers fans tend to prefer 'flimsy'. For all their mixed results, though, the Harriers undoubtedly have a far stronger pedigree in youth development.


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13. Raven River
‘The Ferrymen’
Bridgeside Overlook (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - GABRIELLA Hárlaugsdóttir (32) [GRF]
RB - 17 - Paavo LINDGREN (29) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Clara BRIVIO (32) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Tristan HAWKER (26)
LB - 36 - Petra MARKHAM (19)
CM - 11 - Mercy VALDEMAR (24)
DM - 5 - Adele GUILDENSTERN (27) [ZWZ]
CM - 10 - Amelia STANTON (28) [SYL]
AM - 8 - Diana CLEMENTI (26) [ZWZ]
ST - 9 - Serge CONRAD (24)
ST - 13 - Visse BRASS (26)

GK - 1 - Aurum CHANEY (24)
CB - 4 - Priscilla AVERY (31)
LB - 3 - Minotauro MEÑICA (29) [DEL]
DM - 6 - Aulay STEFANS (28)
CM - 14 - Alpin CLERY (32) [SRS]
AM - 21 - Zara LEVIN (30)
ST - 16 - Diadora PARKES (22)

GK - 25 - Viktor HELLMUTH (22)
RB - 2 - Spinnelle PAWSON (22)
CB - 18 - August WARNER (21)
CM - 15 - Lena BEXFORD (21)
CM - 24 - Ypril PURDUE (23)
ST - 7 - Cheney SAUNDERS (20) <EUR>
ST - 32 - Remus TALABEC (18) <CYI>


MANAGER
Dragan STAVANGER (46)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 14th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (62, 66)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 16th - 35 pts
86: Zenith - 9th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 10th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
83: Zenith - 13th - 43 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Tristan Hawker (Alliance Barossia, 4m)
Promoted: Remus Talabec (ST, 18)

OUT
Roimata Shehu (Emerald Coast, 2m)
Brock Gold (AFC Rochford, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Isabella Cassadore, Lukas Finnan, Ruby Gjasula, Rutger Locke, Karin Machan, Kaya Naumoff, Ferenc Kubala, Diogenes Kutris, Kylie Penrith, Althea Taliadoros, Matt Vintner, Nikolas Vikmanis
Club Heroes: Matt Bowerman, Diette Daleiden, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Olgina Harrison, Barry Kearney, Franz Kesteren, Zivka Petkovic, Nikita Reeve, Daniella Strauss
River are one of the many secondary Sabrefell sides that have had plenty of time bouncing between the two top tiers. The titular River splits west Sabrefell from east, and the club's stadium overlooks it - a fitting legacy of their humble beginnings, formed by the city's ferrymen. It has never really had ideas beyond its station, and has always cultivated a good relationship with other Sabrefell sides, particularly the sister club Diamondqueen that it helped lift out of obscurity with a series of loans and profile-boosting friendlies. The exception is Athletic, and River are one of the three main sides who absolutely cannot stand the Rams - in their case, the grievance stems back to an incident of fan violence that's by now decades old, where a River fan was attacked in a case of totally mistaken identity. When Chariots ultras retaliated by beating up the Athletic supporters responsible, it created a particularly strong bond between the two sides.


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14. Southfell United
‘The Tanners’
Brightley Arena (44,000)
Southfell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Sanne ZOLLER (23)
RB - 13 - Jane ARCEGA (27) [TKT]
CB - 18 - Cale SCHINDLER (29)
CB - 4 - Archer FLAT (36) [AUD]
LB - 22 - Fiona ZIDLER (24)
CM - 5 - Esther CAELIN (22)
CM - 8 - Alyce KEARNEY (25) <BRE>
RW - 7 - Sakari CANTU (28) [PFA]
AM - 21 - Valletta KEEPSAKE (32)
LW - 12 - Thora ASBRECHT (22)
ST - 9 - Ravil KULESZA (22)

GK - 1 - Donat SOLER (32) [DEL]
CB - 2 - Jade BEYARD (26)
LB - 3 - Pascal RITTER (29)
CM - 6 - Sczeila MILNER (26)
AM - 24 - Loisa THYRLWELL (24)
LW - 11 - Andrea BRAXTON (26)
ST - 15 - Camilla MARTIN (32)

GK - 25 - Leo KJETILL (23)
RB - 26 - Luci DRACE (30)
CB - 17 - Locke HAYES (23)
CM - 34 - Finn STOCKWOOD (19)
RW - 39 - Gudrun HUNTER (19)
ST - 16 - Barth SHUKER (22)


MANAGER
Bess GANNON (61)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 12th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (55, 86)
3 NFA Cups (48, 78, 83)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 15th - 36 pts
86: 1Div - 1st - 90 pts - P
85: 1Div - 8th - 63 pts
84: 1Div - 9th - 55 pts
83: Zenith - 20th - 22 pts - R

TRANSFERS
IN
Sanne Zoller (Cranequin Wanderers, 5m)
Andrea Braxton (Crisisbless United, 3m)
Promoted: Gudrun Hunter (RW, 19), Finn Stockwood (CM, 19)

OUT
Heather Spahi (AFC Corvistone, 7m)
Emilien Marisnick (Autumnstone, free)
Mikael Tanner (Pacifica FC, free)
Garin Velat (released)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Svenja Bowyer, Dale Brightley, Jess Carragher, Malachi Chalk, Marica Kuepper, Ravil Kulesza, Chrysanthe Scafidis, Leyland Stallion
Club Heroes: Nathan Ellis, Chris Grant, Ivan Hemeyer, Rachel Schroeder
Southfell's a large town, once a fortress, just south of Sabrefell and just inland of the coast. Indeed, the easiest way to get into a fight with people from Southfell is to claim that, really, it's just a glorified district of Sabrefell. United started out as the factory team for leatherworkers, of all things, leading to their current nickname of 'Tanners'. Southfell have mostly been a Premiership side in the modern era, and their fans mostly consider themselves to be such, but they haven't had the best of things lately - that said, they were competing at the sharp end of the top flight when the modern era began. Stylistically, the Tanners have generally been fairly flashy and attack-minded, but there's been times where a long-ball style has prevailed. They have a friendly rivalry with the Sabrefell Moths, and indeed pretty much with every Sabrefell side.


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15. Corinthians No Longer
‘CNL’
Pinnacle Park (22,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 25 - Caelan WRIGHT (24) [TLI]
RB - 2 - MATEZ-ZULZK Uzo (26) [QUS]
CB - 18 - HU Jiewen (28) [YZH]
CB - 6 - Nathanaël NDÒSI (29) [SWR]
LB - 3 - Mia TURNBULL (28) [CMT]
CM - 20 - Auburn DAESCHER (31)
DM - 4 - Malia RENBERG (27) [SRS]
CM - 21 - Katarin BRANDT (20)
RW - 11 - Rohan WILLIAMS (27) [CNR]
ST - 13 - Caelan McINTYRE (28) [TLI]
LW - 16 - Freya PEREZ (27) [MRT]

GK - 12 - Onbera AISPIOLEA (34) [ASG]
RB - 27 - Athelweard WRIGHT (21)
CB - 5 - Sienna CUNNINGHAM (35) [TLI]
DM - 8 - Erika CANDLING (31)
CM - 10 - Amelia IBSDÒTTIR (32) [GRF]
RW - 7 - Irenke FENYVESI (29) [PAS]
ST - 17 - Victoria REMEIKIS (33)

GK - 30 - Mercia WILLIAMS (18)
CB - 22 - Esther CARNEY (23)
LB - 19 - Godwin STOKER (24)
CM - 23 - Gerhard JOINER (25)
CM - 35 - Fabian GEBAUER (18)
ST - 37 - Esthi SCHUSTER (19)
LW - 14 - Corselette REEFER (20)

GK - 25 - Aidan SEAGER (23)


MANAGER
Marisha CADE (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 86
ALL-TIME RANKING: 52nd

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
86: Zenith - 15th - 38 pts
85: 1Div - 2nd - 74 pts - P
84: 1Div - 3rd - 69 pts
83: 1Div - 10th - 50 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Promoted: Fabian Gebauer (CM, 18), Esthi Schuster (ST, 19), Mercia Williams (GK, 18)

OUT
Katona Meredith (AFC Corvistone, 6m)
Lowen Murdoch (Newark Argyle, 2m)
Retired: Holger Varney (GK, 36)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Avarice Province
Club Heroes: Graf Bronze, Adrian Feruga, Anibal Troche
The growing city of Creed has traditionally been dominated by Creed United, but CNL are actually their oldest club; Creed Corinthians are proudly one of the oldest clubs in the nation. For a century, they resolutely refused to turn professional, staying true to their amateur status and club name... until, on their centennial anniversary, they reversed this. The club has benefited from Creed's growth, and capitalised on their potential as they bounded rapidly up the divisions. Naturally, United see them as wealthy upstarts who could do with a good stomping.


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16. Chardonnay Rangers
‘The Spiders’
Floriade Park (17,500)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Cuthbert STROMA (23)
RB - 2 - Athelstan WESTBROOK (22)
CB - 5 - Trahern MUELLER (26)
CB - 19 - Adé PASQUIER (25) [KOR]
LB - 22 - Caracal PAGE (31)
RM - 13 - Lelei RUTZLER (22)
CM - 4 - ZHAXI Jianzan (22) [YZH]
CM - 23 - Senja NIEMI (28) [SRS]
LM - 16 - Lysandra OSPREY (26)
ST - 14 - Riley STRATHFIELD (25) [SYL]
ST - 10 - LIANG Wei (27) [YZH]

GK - 1 - Ivan MASTERLY (27)
RB - 26 - Fiona LYONS (31)
CB - 18 - Barth GUZMAN (32)
RM - 7 - Carrie GEFFEN-BROAD (30) [ZWZ]
CM - 15 - Sara HOLSTER (28)
CM - 8 - Yente SHULTHIS (33)
ST - 17 - Willem TANZER (26)

GK - 12 - Charis THEOKLITOS (34)
CB - 6 - Jolyne CROSSLEY (24)
LB - 3 - Laurin DALE (27)
CM - 31 - Casey GRIFFIN (19)
LM - 11 - Nikola SWANN (32)
ST - 9 - Karl BASTIN (30)
ST - 21 - Clemente ODEN (28) [CMT]

RM - 33 - Colt GUILDER (19)


MANAGER
Gerik RAMSEY (51)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 7th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (86)

RECENT HISTORY
87: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Lelei Rutzler (Iron City, 5m)
Cuthbert Stroma (Parrhesia United, 5m)
Athelstan Westbrook (Belgrave, 4m)
Riley Strathfield (AFC Droves, 3m)
Zhaxi Jianzan (Mükiachou Athletic, 2m)

OUT
Hans Kattis (Cranequin Wanderers, free)
Jhoira Kambol (released)
Colt Guilder (FK Shakhter Z'ai'ai, loan)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: --
Club Heroes: --
The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.


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17. Newrook City
‘The Rooks’
Twilight Ridge (36,000)
Newrook, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Florine SHEATON (29)
RB - 2 - Syrene FISCHER (31)
CB - 17 - Arnulf GOSTLER (28) [SRS]
CB - 18 - Priscilla GRAVES (30)
LB - 20 - Mynah SEELER (30) [BRE]
CM - 4 - Mathilde BARTHET (25) [CMT]
CM - 8 - Dusko OCOKOLJIC (29) [NPH]
RW - 23 - Elias HAGEN (26) [VAL]
AM - 14 - Ida LANCER (30)
LW - 11 - Zlata PERKUNA (29) [SRS]
ST - 9 - Dauntless CARRICK (31)

GK - 1 - Maela RAN (34) [CMT]
CB - 6 - Eero SOLARI (34) [COS]
LB - 3 - Gretelyn PENDRESS (24)
CM - 19 - Harper McKAY (26) [AUD]
AM - 21 - Jezdimir OCOKOLJIC (35) [MYT]
LW - 13 - Gerhard EXTER (29)
ST - 10 - Alija SUTALO (21) <MYT>

GK - 25 - Deniza KRESINGER (22)
RB - 26 - Cameron HAYES (20)
CB - 33 - Rodolf EDELGARD (19)
CM - 16 - Lionel BECKETT (21)
RW - 7 - Simon CLAIN (22)
ST - 15 - Helmer SMITH (25)


MANAGER
Gratia BARKER (56)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 15th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (84)
3 Rensenbrink Cups (57, 68, 71)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 14th - 42 pts
86: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
85: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
84: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts - P
83: Zenith - 18th - 33 pts - R

TRANSFERS
IN
Promoted: Rodolf Edelgard (CB, 19)

OUT
Retired: Tony Gardner (CB, 37, FVA)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kurtis Brace, Maladict Farrell, Rowan Gawain, Maxine Lynwood, Alessa Marconi, Francesca Marquon, Alija Sutalo, Chase Wingett
Club Heroes: Jezdimir Ocokoljic, Raquel Woods, Perica Zagorec
One-Club Men: Catheline Keenan
Iconic Manager: Andreu Bartolnicci
Founding members of the modern-era Premiership, the Rooks have endured a lot of heartbreak in their time, and their five relegations are an equal record. But it’s the kind of club that appreciates success when it comes; its three Cups are also a record, and one season saw both come at once. It’s still remembered fondly as a blaze of glory. Once considered a more broad-church club across the whole of regional far northeast Nephara, the growth of Newrook into a proper, well, city - absorbing a number of small frontier settlements on the Nepharan end of the Gelderlish border in the process - has mirrored the growth of its one major football club. Northeasterners are considered strange, distant and intense, just sort of off by the standards of the rest of the country. Newrook aren't far off Coret, and the two sides' rivalry is weirdly strong for sides that more central Nepharim tend to mostly forget about. A brief run as a contender towards the sharp end of the Premiership may not have stuck, but did bankroll a new stadium, arguably the most scenic in the nation.


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18. Chatswood
The Axes
Westcroft (28,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Claire LIBUDA (35)
RB - 17 - Sander ILINDEN (28)
CB - 19 - Garrett SHANGYUAN (25) <YZH>
CB - 5 - Luka HAZALUTA (32) [MRT]
LB - 3 - Diandra WEISS (25)
RM - 23 - Kilika MATTHIS (22)
CM - 13 - Simon DEMIRJIAN (26) [DEL]
CM - 8 - Natale CORVEN (24)
LM - 16 - Jackie FROGGATT (27) [ELM]
ST - 7 - Röémün ÇÍDH (34) [FFD]
ST - 15 - Miriam COSTNER (25)

GK - 12 - Merethe KORTENAUER (21)
RB - 18 - Trysha AINSLEY (22)
CB - 22 - Sigurd COOKE (33)
DM - 4 - Ruben ALBERT (33) [DEL]
CM - 14 - Lothar KONDRAT (21)
LM - 11 - Hector WALKER (28) [SNL]
ST - 9 - Markus STURDEVANT (31)

GK - 20 - Carri BOXWOOD (23)
CB - 6 - Christian IMHOFF (36)
LB - 31 - Estrise SCHAEFER (19)
RM - 23 - Varlam KOVALEV (31) [DEL]
CM - 29 - Anlisa FENWICK (21)
ST - 10 - Aisling CARRAWAY (21) <BRE>
ST - 27 - Xander LECKEY (23)


MANAGER
Goran VERBECK (59)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 51
ALL-TIME RANKING: 17th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (51, 80)
2 NFA Cups (56, 81)

RECENT HISTORY
87: 1Div - 2nd - 77 pts - P
84: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
83: Zenith - 15th - 37 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Jackie Froggatt (Mosfleet Albion, 5m)
Diandra Weiss (Barossia United, 5m)
Röémün Çídh (AC Izotz Zubia, 1m)
Sigurd Cooke (Barossia United, free)

OUT
Ashara Szuban (Chenoworth Rovers, free)
Rhys Vanney (Barossia United, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Claire Beresford, Ulrich Beresford, Helmut Chilmark, Tzipporah Cohen, Ace Flynn, Dieter Konoval
Club Heroes: Gary Corsie, Mikko Haagensen, Devane Miller, Marijana Kuralay, Darius Rashkin, Vince Riggs, Alhambra Shrike
One-Club Men: Brescia Stubbs
Iconic Manager: Emery Lineker
Treason's second club, in the West of the city. It's got a hard-nosed, physical reputation, fanned by many a successful, battling Premiership performance. After years of punching above their weight and sporadically managing UICA qualification, it seems as though the Axes have come crashing down to earth, and settled into a more yo-yo pattern. Their main rivals are AFC Treason, which is considered to be the major Treason derby; they also have a strong and relatively recent hate for Morningstar, who are nearby, share Emery Lineker as their first Premiership manager, and share a general club ethos. After quirks of fixturing lead to a series of steel vs. silk clashes on final Premiership matchdays, in which Chatswood constantly played spoiler, there's also a fierce rivalry with Brinemouth. But Chatswood have always kind of had an 'us against the world' mentality. They're chippy, and you will always remember playing them; they take pride in that. ‘Axes’ refers not only to the Wood, but is a clever nod to the term ‘hatchet man’.


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19. North Sabrefell
‘The Bohemians’
Plumeria Lane (24,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Djordje AVRAMOVIC (23) <MYT>
RB - 2 - Rabia SAFAROV (27) [SRS]
CB - 22 - Lianne NORTHRUP (32) [ZWZ]
CB - 3 - Luka POLICHEV (23) <MYT>
LB - 18 - Tamsin NEVETNY (26)
CM - 4 - Kateryna ZUNIGA (34) [CMT]
CM - 8 - Jenna ESLING (23)
RW - 10 - Sophi ESMERELD (25)
AM - 14 - Meliza AUDREY (28)
LW - 13 - Cassie BANKSTON (26) [CDG]
ST - 9 - Kieran LOFTHOUSE (24)

GK - 12 - Selina CARVER (35)
CB - 19 - Natalia LEVACK (33)
LB - 26 - Sissi FASTOLF (21)
CM - 25 - Esme CLAPFORD (22)
RW - 7 - Eurydice HASTINGS (22)
AM - 16 - Zara CARROW (27)
ST - 21 - Konrad LOVELACE (35)

GK - 30 - Vasil KLEIN (18)
RB - 5 - Kearney SALLET (20)
CB - 6 - Felix CARTER (20)
CM - 15 - Platinum ANDREWS (21)
CM - 33 - Megaera SANDERSON (18)
LW - 11 - Olaf SVANTE (35) [NYK]
ST - 17 - Ognian ZESIGER (20)


MANAGER
Nikita LOEHER (53)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 71
ALL-TIME RANKING: 36th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (62, 66, 83)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
87: Zenith - 17th - 30 pts
86: Zenith - 17th - 37 pts
85: Zenith - 17th - 40 pts
84: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
83: 1Div - 1st - 88 pts - Promoted

TRANSFERS
IN
Djordje Avramovic (Leichhardt, 3m)
Selina Carver (South Laithland, free)
Promoted: Vasil Klein (GK, 18), Megaera Sanderson (CM, 18)

OUT
Marko Culweather (Atlético Augusta, 6m)
Retired: Georgia Hoffman (GK, 36), Marita Neuwirth (CM, 35)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Seeker Biscan, Minka Kranevitter, Luka Polichev, Diadora Reeve, Josie Webster
Club Heroes: Milan Aubeck, Alcuin Sharp, Tawny Shone, Erika Wolff
North Sabrefell haven't really made an impact on Nephara, traditionally speaking, but they've risen respectably of late. It's regarded, sometimes derided, as something of a bohemian wasteland full of drug-addled students, and they've embraced the nickname accordingly. They've recently had a cash injection from Brenecian mining tycoon Bruce Harker, but strict Nepharan ownership rules prevent him from taking a majority share - even so, expect him to influence the side forwards. They're rivals with nearby, more affluent Belgrave.


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20. Creed United
‘The Oathmen’
Gardengate (26,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sinric ASTON (27)
RB - 2 - Tristan ESTERLING (30)
CB - 19 - Emil DAJO (28) <MYT>
CB - 6 - Ashrata BARKAAN (33) [SRS]
LB - 3 - Shana REED (24) [BRE]
RM - 23 - Fox VITARIS (24)
CM - 4 - Hanna SELDER (33) [SVJ]
CM - 7 - Etheldreda KOREN (25)
LM - 11 - Miranda ANDERSON (29) [CMT]
ST - 17 - Angus GUINNESS (30) [TKT]
ST - 10 - Danita KORHAL (23)

GK - 12 - Brut KERRIS (33)
CB - 5 - Tevye BARKER (30)
LB - 18 - Palla KOENEN (30)
CM - 15 - Gareth BURNES (21)
CM - 8 - Erika STENLEIN (32)
LM - 16 - Lyn SHEEN (22)
ST - 21 - Kita FARRELL (22) <EUR>

GK - 25 - Karli TREMAINE (20)
RB - 26 - Gaxi MONTOY (20) <ASG>
CB - 27 - Vasil AUSBURY (24)
RM - 38 - Julietta PROW (19)
ST - 9 - Olga LEUNG (21) <YZH>
ST - 14 - Ben WIEDERGANGER (21)


MANAGER
Ursa DIMITAR (49)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 62
ALL-TIME RANKING: 22nd

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (73, 82)

RECENT HISTORY
87: 1Div - 3rd - 72 pts - P
86: Zenith - 20th - 25 pts - R
85: Zenith - 16th - 41 pts
84: Zenith - 13th - 45 pts
83: Zenith - 17th - 35 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Etheldreda Koren (Belgrave, 4m)
Emil Dajo (AFC Rochford, 3m)
Kita Farrell (South Laithland, 2.5m)
Promoted: Gaxi Montoy (RB, 18)

OUT
Cinderella Foreman (Hovestad Capital, free)
Lukas Worn (AFC Rochford, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Corvid Alemane, Tara Dante, Anthoulis Matraxis, Abigail Mueller, Dragan Stavanger, Tanith Xu
Club Heroes: Karena Bittner, Aidan Hartigan, Stefan Herron, Georgia Rodrigues
One-Club Men: Byron Caldwick
Creed is a small city in the far northwest of Nephara, and it has a similar kind of dry, rough-edged character to the rest of Crownsend. United are its traditional powerhouse, and have only really recently managed to crack the top tier thanks to a golden generation, staying there for a shade under nine years and at one point managing to get into the knockout rounds of the Globe Cup. The hope was that they'd 'pull a Starling' - the reality was that selling their best players for huge fees and having a questionable record of reinvestment meant they eventually reverted to the mean. Still, like many of Nephara's lesser cities, Creed is growing in size and prominence, and being their single relevant club has significant benefits for the Oathmen - a nickname that stems from a legendary regiment of halberdiers that made a name for themselves during the Wars of the Long Marches, and the oath each swore to fight to the last. However, Corinthians No Longer have recently come to prominence, against whom Creed have defined themselves as the club of soldiers and workers.
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1. Barossia United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Woden Avenue (28,000)
Nickname: the Shrikes
Manager: Leigh Flute (57)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Radu Mercedes (22); 3 - Leona Jörvarsdóttir (26, GRF), 18 - Bwahi Herron (32, CMT), 6 - Tremeka Seward (31), 3 - Rhys Vanney (29); 4 - Chelsea Crawford (31, HAN), 15 - Borisow Mrkela (28, ZRH); 13 - Luka Djordic (25, ZRH), 11 - Revelle Szusza (25), 16 - Harrietta Miller (27); 21 - Lindley Asher (24)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Jens Kirsch (24); 5 - CB - Ida Roesling (34), 8 - CM - Mikael Kersey (21), 10 - LW - Julia Kamasz (32), 9 - ST - Kylene Rotariu (34), 17 - RB - Lori Sand (27), 19 - LB - Ari Maurer (32), 23 - CM - Anastasia Bystrom (31, SRS), 26 - ST - Dzira May (23)

BACKGROUND Formerly named Rhagant, Barossia United's catchment now counts the confluence of large towns that ultimately coalesced into the city of Covenant. A wild sprawl, layer upon layer in an oddly heartbreaking ambition, Covenant is an apt backdrop for the chaotic club it calls its own. United have a proud history, an inaugural Premiership side, but they fell long and hard into crushing disrepair before their recent renaissance. They've always played a hard-nosed, direct brand of football.

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2. New Oakstone Phoenix
Last Season: 18th (Zenith)
Stadium: River Heart (26,000)
Nickname: Nixi
Manager: Audrey Kennett (47)
(4-4-2) 1 - Catalina Valencia (27, VLD); 26 - Erin Fry (26, EUR), 5 - Aoriasu Aeave (24, KOR), 18 - Sam Ryman (26, EUR), 14 - Fluorspar Talmay (26); 7 - Catrine Antelmi-Evans (27), 4 - Charlotte Masquelier (25, MRT), 21 - Micha Burkhard (33), 13 - Moreno Keel (23, CMT); 9 - Ariel Ballard (27), 10 - Annika St. Cleer (25, EFL)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Rena Perch (35); 2 - RB - Caspar Laufenn (30), 3 - LB - Rowan Findlay (33, TLI), 6 - CM - Saunder Carrow (26), 11 - LM - Ingmar Loesser (26), 12 - ST - Vanda Gero (30, PAS), 15 - RM - June Rinehart (20), 16 - ST - Zdenka Vavra (32, SRS), 19 - CM - Luther Harrizon (22), 22 - CB - Chelsi Ponder (28), 23 - CB - Espen Reed (21), 27 - ST - Ruth Chambers (22)

BACKGROUND The first former Premiership club to sink to the state leagues, and now aspiring to return to their former heights. The Phoenix benefited incidentally from the settlement of Corvistone, having been swallowed up by the city's development in a region now known as New Oakstone for its disproportionate number of northern Euran refugee immigrants, and it is an ambitious Euran consortium that now hopes to propel them back to the Zenith.

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3. Goodfeather FC
Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Steelchurch (32,500)
Nickname: the Quakers
Manager: Katenza Muhren (46)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Auberine Peridot (28); 17 - Alyssa Cristante (25), 5 - Malai Yarlut (29, SRS), 6 - Leo Emmerich (32), 22 - Ziza Jewell (29); 14 - Vladimir Orakhin (27, SVJ), 23 - Czigany Vas (30, PAS), 4 - Casey Anzehelm (28); 8 - Muse Blackburn (32); 9 - Dashaun Howard (30, DEL), 10 - Flavia Catepan (24)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Nichi Pomander (26); 2 - RB - Dala Etoka (33, SRS), 3 - LB - Daniel Chandler (23), 19 - CB - Berenice Saline (25), 20 - CM - Tatiana Kell (25), 27 - ST - Rafko Jelenc (22)

BACKGROUND The Quakers, so named for representing the relative Protestant hotbed of Nephara, are noted for a gorgeous kit and a traditional emphasis on technical play. Comfortably situated in eastern Crisisbless, they've traditionally floated freely between the top two tiers, enjoying high highs and suffering some low lows along the way. They're well-renowned for a faith in youth, especially from their own academy.

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4. North Laithland
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: The Bluegrass (48,000)
Nickname: the Spiders
Manager: Malicia Jensen (62)
(3-5-2) 1 - Amber Turner (28, CDG); 3 - Deli Sinka (29, SRS), 5 - Axel Bahr (25), 22 - Farina Sharpe (26); 2 - Trishi Csatar (27), 14 - Matthis Vyntra (23), 4 - Celia Marrable (34, KOR), 8 - Eustaquio Abaya (29, FFD), 12 - Sadahige Masuda (22, KOR); 7 - Maria Zambrotta (29, JUE), 11 - Severa Freeport (23)
Notable Reserves: 23 - GK - Alisander Sandford (32), 25 - GK - Keeli Shannon (20); 3 - LWB - Sandra Quoll (22), 6 - CM - Lisle Cain (21), 9 - ST - Chirstoforos Lazelis (33, VDR), 13 - ST - Moran Stensness (23), 15 - CM - Athena Sinodinos (32), 16 - ST - Anders Makar (22), 17 - DM - Steffi Gandling (22), 18 - CB - Alexandra Gantry (22), 26 - RWB - Jule Wassmuth (23), 27 - CM - Passion Karling (20), 31 - CB - Tristan Sveinursson Brehmer (19)

BACKGROUND The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.

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5. Cranequin Wanderers
Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Ebony Lane (48,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Lind Scholar (54)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Esme Haverford (27); 2 - Athel Scarnett (25), 4 - Filip Barker (35, SNL), 22 - Cat Baxton (31), 3 - Corren Speaker (23); 5 - Nicola Brindell (34), 4 - Cynthi Graves (23); 7 - Briston Rellingwood (29, TKT), 10 - Sander Berenger (27), 11 - Bellona Sadler (31); 15 - Kieran Beaumont (28, TKT)
Notable Reserves: 6 - LB - Ilya Netrayev (32, SVJ), 8 - AM - Alexis Sutter (30), 9 - ST - Emile Scarlett (25), 13 - LM - Talin Anxosi (32, SRS), 16 - DM - Bastia Swanson (33), 23 - CM - Hans Kattis (33)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is Nephara's smallest state capital, with a generally cultural focus and bohemian reputation. It was a one-club city - that club being the Wanderers - for a while, but Cranequin City's prominence of late has created a rivalry. Usually found in the bottom half of the Premiership, the Wanderers have suffered three relegations to the second tier in the modern era but they tend to bounce back quickly. Their primary tactical legacy has been pioneering controversial patient possession football in Nephara, to some success - it's a blueprint they've since returned to. At six relegations, have set the record for the worst top-flight side.

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6. Iron City
Last Season: 6th
Stadium: Swordgarden (35,000)
Nickname: the Cataphracts
Manager: Sander Musgrave (48)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Skye Felicity (27); 6 - Lukas Storrin (32), 2 - Howell Payton (26), 19 - Holger Wight (33), 20 - Maria Kroger (30); 4 - Dario Raskin (31), 21 - Andre Gannon (30); 7 - Vella Morgan (21), 13 - Page Rookworth (31), 11 - Sander Linn (31); 9 - Ronan Bryan (26, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 8 - CM - Sara Brett (33), 10 - ST - Fabienne Sontag (31), 16 - LM - Paulane Roeder (20), 25 - DM - Luthienne Koetter (34)

BACKGROUND The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era (tied with Newrook). That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club.

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7. Crisisbless United
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: The Chessboard (38,000)
Nickname: the Chequers
Manager: Volga Hoellerer (56)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Ásólfur Nilsson (24, GRF); 17 - Tori Allen (31, CDG), 5 - Zalman Rodara (29, SRS), 6 - Anibal Barra (28, KOR), 3 - Lori Cillian (27); 20 - Kayleigh Reid (30, TLI), 26 - Tristan Havek (27); 23 - Shay Rutgers (23), 13 - Constantine Wren (31), 16 - Hartli Fenech (20); 11 - Topaz Caulker (25)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Dorothea Soumare (34, ASU), 30 - GK - Jocasta Frey (19); 2 - RB - Tandi Wilhelm (21), 4 - DM - Mathilde Keller (27), 8 - CM - Traci Keener (21), 9 - ST - Mercia Calshot (25), 14 - ST - Catrin Davis (24), 19 - LB - Jane Fussell (26), 21 - CM - Zyta Penrith (28), 22 - CB - Dimitar Ingold (29), 26 - CB - Bernard Royston (25), 37 - AM - Pandore Falcone (19)

BACKGROUND One of Crisisbless' secondary sides, United's deliberate study of contrasts of kit compared to the Heelers' has lead to plenty of jibes. But few people have been laughing at United since they've become a top-flight fixture, in which they won a lot of friends with forthright attacking football and survived for many years against the odds. To wear the red-and-black chequers is to embrace pace, fluidity, elan... and Cup thrashings, as the Chequers are responsible for three of the four times a side has scored ten or more unanswered goals in the Cup. They consider the match against Crisisbless to be the 'true' Crisisbless derby, and given Goodfeather's mediocrity in more recent times, they're probably right.

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8. Parrhesia United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Knightsgrave (43,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Danijel Brymora (46)
(4-3-3) 1 - Fiona Hartnett (33); 2 - Ceodora Finnan (22), 22 - Bersant Sale (35), 5 - Kina Strauss (23), 3 - Nikki Freeman (30); 21 - Lucas Baker (29, ETN), 4 - Octavia Zahra (33), 8 - Octavian Eversong (31); 13 - Dimitri Pallas (28), 9 - Gareth Hasluck (27), 16 - Corban Green (31, SNL)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Dimitar Franzen (33); 6 - CB - Praline Saunders (33), 7 - CM - Ashe Caulker (22), 11 - LW - Stefan Crowe (23), 16 - ST - Catheline Instill (22), 18 - DM - Mari Brighton (33), 19 - LB - Excellence Sandford (23), 23 - ST - Julia Roberts (33)

BACKGROUND Vermillion's first or second club, depending on who you ask. Definitely its oldest, and one of the oldest in the country. The Saints are associated with the northside and outskirts of the city, a fairly disparate population uniting a variety of demographics. The nickname doesn't really stem from any piety of the club's, or any association with places of worship, but rather its obscure origins have been traced back to regional pride - downtown Vermillion is a godless hellhole, so therefore the northsiders were saints by comparison. A proud club, but has fallen on harder times of late. Bitter rivals with Vermillion Rage, who keep stealing the Saints' players.

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9. Leichhardt
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Capricorn Plaza (23,500)
Nickname: the Stargazers
Manager: Dan Keel (59)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Esther Calcutt (27); 2 - Fortuna Morvan (31), 13 - Natalia Dreider (36, MRN), 22 - Flo Eschborn (33), 19 - Marko Dieter (30, ZRH); 8 - Cintia Flaxen (28), 23 - Sverre Uzuni (23); 7 - Anezka Rennet (31), 17 - Hestia Bowman (34), 16 - David Cairns (26, TLI); 14 - Lea Eberhart (32, VAL)
Notable Reserves: 3 - LB - Yasmin Uzund (31, SRS), 5 - CB - Capricornia Stubbs (28), 6 - CB - Jasper Oar (24), 9 - ST - Asger Lomond (24), 11 - LW - Tilda Shed (26), 15 - AM - Cassi Burbank (29), 26 - RW - Caleb Starboard (26)

BACKGROUND A small city and the largest settlement in the Northern Vale, Leichhardt has traditionally flitted between Premiership relegation battles and the top half of the First Division, usually playing defensive football in the process. Its primary rivals are Corvette, the second-largest Vale settlement, but they've both been overshadowed by nearby Starling of late. Their nickname stems from the clear Vale skies, as opposed to the cloudier cities across the rest of the country.

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10. Belgrave
Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Cherryfields (25,000)
Nickname: the Gargoyles
Manager: Ganymede Hooper (53)
(4-3-3) 12 - Balint Carrington (27); 2 - Werner Thilmann (25), 12 - Raphael Brown (33, SYL), 6 - Patrik Pentti (25, COR), 19 - Lars Sendak (22); 13 - Etienne Berkut (31), 15 - Matthaus Gianniotis (29), 21 - Mari Tone (28); 13 - Finbar McLoughlin (27, TKT), 10 - Chris Fisken (28), 16 - Spike Burnham (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Catra Paderborn (34); 3 - LB - Amita Misra (31, SRS), 5 - CB - Ceodoric Klein (22), 8 - CM - Olwen North (34), 11 - LW - Paige Leslight (30), 33 - ST - Wylla Strephon (19)

BACKGROUND Belgrave represents Sabrefell's affluent northeast, not historically a socio-economic demographic that has produced good footballers. Even so, their success in recent seasons is built more on good planning than deep pockets. They embrace their reputation for affluence, rebranding it as a belief in 'sophistication', and they've historically favoured a technical, possession-focused style of football, trusting in youth to step up for them. Their willingness to snipe talented youths from across the city to play for them has only made them less popular.

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11. AFC Rochford
Last Season: 11th
Stadium: Brinegate Park (18,000)
Nickname: the Owls
Manager: Hecubah Statkis (51)
(4-4-2) 12 - Hannah Rutherford (33, CDG); 2 - Riette Lyons (30), 18 - Brock Gold (25), 6 - Lukas Worn (33), 19 - Marian Clindon (24); 7 - Esther Conway (20), 23 - Chantal Scarlett (22), 14 - Gray Mooney (26, EFL), 11 - Ninian Petrus (30); 15 - Katarin Schester (23), 9 - Kahitana Xoferis (23, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Anna Rochester (35); 3 - LB - Jenni Radic (32, SCT), 4 - DM - Ares Finnan (31), 5 - CB - Viktor Raleigh (34), 8 - CM - Scylla Perish (33), 10 - ST - Constantine Koellner (34), 16 - LM - Charissa Hyde (33, GTK), 24 - RM - Marnej Chambers (26)

BACKGROUND A moderately prominent town just inland of the Lazuli Coast, Rochford were a yo-yo club leading into the modern era of Nepharan football but have slipped away from prominence in more recent years, echoing the tendency of the townsfolk themselves to leave for the greener pastures of Brinemouth. Built overlooking the small lake known as the Roch, Rochford is famous for its seafood, especially its oysters.

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12. Alliance Barossia
Last Season: 16th
Stadium: Companions Field (26,000)
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Tara Alban (51)
(4-4-2) 1 - Tamika Harridan (23); 2 - Keela Everett (23), 5 - Caeda Warhurst (32), 4 - Damascus Steele (27), 18 - Gabby Rosario (29, CDG); 15 - Petrus Maslin (32), 6 - Natali Pendrell (28), 8 - Lelja Nemov (27, SRS), 11 - Catheline Dane (27); 21 - Azure Merkatz (27), 10 - Sveinn Arnason (30, SVJ)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Ursula Gavaris (35); 7 - RM - Riri Pheasant (30), 8 - CM - Loris Vanmeter (33, CMT), 19 - RB - Igrene Sonnen (32), 24 - ST - Nyna Kane (32)

BACKGROUND Based out of the industrial sprawl of Bismuth, third and southernmost of Barossia's Three Sisters, Alliance arose, recent and vitalised by grassroots support, to challenge the crumbling giant of Rhagant; until the latter rebranded to Barossia United and sought new investment. The two have been in a death-struggle for supremacy for years, and loathe one another. Alliance have a vibrant fan culture, and seem to be the only Barossians really allowed to visibly enjoy themselves. They're connected to the Guayabalense diaspora; Alliance is the Anglicised form of 'Alianza', the traditional Guayabalense powerhouse, but there is no official link between the clubs.

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13. Brookford Otters
Last Season: 10th
Stadium: The Rock (20,000)
Nickname: the Otters
Manager: Cyrus Kroger (55)
(4-3-3) 1 - Olivia Cheney (30); 19 - Tashandra Bauer (22), 5 - Marka Krushlin (34, ZRH), 6 - Tristan Proust (30), 3 - Saskia Maker (23, MRT); 26 - Karoliina Karttunen (24, SLV), 4 - Florian Banneret (29), 23 - Arjen Malbranque (30); 7 - Martyn Cautcher (25), 17 - Bjoern Syomin (29, SRS), 16 - Kali Stonecypher (23)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Fan Kasef (30, EFK), 11 - LW - Monika Bandler (31), 14 - ST - Zaza Serry (28)

BACKGROUND Brookford is a smallish town on the east coast, but despite the proximity to Brinemouth, the Otters have always maintained a strong enough identity to ensure a minimum of defectors within the town. They are perhaps most famous for their vapourwave-inspired 'aesthetic' kits, though these have since been phased out as the side returned to their traditional navy and orange look. A Cup win remains their proudest achievement, though it was somewhat marred by their playoff relegation immediately beforehand

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14. Morningstar
Last Season: 15th
Stadium: Woden Avenue (28,000)
Nickname: Stars
Manager: Bronwyn Gerhardt (52)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Sandra Thorgan (32); 17 - Sami Gruen (21), 5 - Claretta Lawlor (32), 13 - Rosa Thrace (23), 26 - Aragon Smith (21); 23 - Thorgan Brewer (27), 4 - Janna Mirellos (24, TFS), 15 - Stefan Rayne (23), 16 - Lorelei Barker (29); 21 - Franz Kohler (26), 17 - Talia Roeder (22)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Tricia Heward (35), 6 - CB - Sherry Brosnan (34), 7 - RM - Mara Starling (32), 8 - CM - Kitti Jadeane (31), 9 - ST - Marnus Sutton (36), 10 - ST - Andre Walker (33), 11 - LM - Apollo Hennessey (29)

BACKGROUND A small industrial city just northeast of Treason, Morningstar traditionally play a very muscular, violent style, and count Emery Lineker as their most important manager. This often leads to chants of "you're just a shit clone of Chatswood". They've always been combative, and their nickname befits that. Their main rivals are Treason, much as this is true of about half of Nephara, but matches against Chatswood and nearby Creed have been predictably spicy as well.

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15. Diamondqueen
Last Season: 13th
Stadium: The New Overlook (17,500)
Nickname: the Diamonds
Manager: Arden Kolar (55)
(4-3-1-2) 1 - Gilgamesh Dance (31); 2 - Asha Penfold (30), 5 - Markus Gojak (31), 6 - Gregor Strober (35), 3 - Lorcan Devante (32); 23 - Luther Elvedi (27), 26 - Lindsi Gannon (30), 8 - Anna Henling (32, SYL); 10 - Odette Mandrake (31); 9 - Asmora Culdacar (24), 15 - Voni Obsivac (22)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Rudolf Solaun (30); 14 - CM - Riza Counsell (34), 25 - ST - Riverina Bray (32)

BACKGROUND Diamondqueen's main attraction is being the suburb in which the Nepharan National University is, just north of the centre of the city. As a result, most of its supporters come from the student base. It's had a very strong relationship with the nearby Raven River for many years, acting as something of a feeder club for them for a few years until their meteoric rise to the same division, and they continue to have a close relationship - Diamondqueen don't really have any rivals at all.

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16. Aries Solitaire
Last Season: Champions (2Div)
Stadium: The Steel Marquee (15,000)
Nickname: Soli
Manager: Stahl Garland (49)
(4-4-2) 1 - Harald Cronin (30); 17 - June Orenthal (30), 5 - John Leitch (22), 6 - Karel Montag (31), 3 - Tersi Alain (24); 23 - Simran Alrand (27, SRS), 6 - Lars Bedesman (28), 8 - Hawker Banks (31), 11 - Kristalina Soich (30); 17 - Vanessa Mulder (30), 21 - Karena Gothel (29)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karolas Stoll (34); 2 - RB - Rain Methven (32), 16 - LM - Milos Praxis (31), 22 - CB - Myriam Lockett (34, CMT), 27 - DM - Sophara Hayes (31)

BACKGROUND Based in the southern outskirts of Sabrefell, Solitaire, curiously, have their origins in a travelling circus. The derogatory term, naturally, is 'the Carnies'. They have little experience towards the top of the pyramid, but coming full circle from their origins, a professional gambler has bankrolled them sensibly on towards relevance. They're closest to Southfell; they lack the competitive history with United, but do have a heated rivalry with Pillars.

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17. Mantlegrove
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Cygnet Street (12,000)
Nickname: the Dryads
Manager: Tallinna Cosgrove (49)
(4-3-1-2) 12 - Artemis Tsipras (34); 17 - Karolin Faust (34), 18 - Capella Everton (32), 6 - Martel Sevecke (35), 3 - Kolin Auer (28); 8 - Violet Siverson (34), 15 - Richter Moranis (34), 23 - Chelsi Byron (32); 10 - Johan Arbour (27); 7 - Oskar Hart (30), 9 - Alyce Nicolau (32)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Shanna Cotton (35); 4 - CM - Roxi Pryce (34), 20 - ST - Lieschen Kuzener (34), 21 - CB - Angelyna Rinehart (34)

BACKGROUND A founder club of the Conference, Mantlegrove have come a long way to establish themselves in the upper-middle echelons of the pyramid. They're comfortably tucked into eastern Treason and have managed, somewhat surprisingly, to tap into the small hipster fanbase left abandoned by the collapse of Project +90. Propped up in their early years by a local family who won the lottery, they've since been taken over by a more conventional consortium.

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18. Chenoworth Rovers
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Slatefield (32,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Miron Campbell (54)
(4-4-2) 1 - Pavel Owings (26); 2 - Rylisa Martane (23), 3 - Longinus Fenton (30), 5 - Gannon Livas (25), 20 - Jenna Drummond (26); 13 - Cheney Signet (22), 4 - Dawn Bishop (28), 8 - Niko Babylon (27), 16 - Zophie Zarinchek (29, CDG); 9 - Petrarch Corbay (30), 15 - Casi Maxim (23)
Notable Reserves: 7 - RM - Sarala Darzi (31, SRS), 11 - LM - Ashara Szuban (32), 23 - ST - Raphael Wentworth (27)

BACKGROUND Chenoworth is a two-club city (for the most part), with the Harriers representing the northwest geographically and Hellenics culturally, and the Rovers Jewish, eastern and by reputation more affluent. In the early years of the modern era, both sides could regularly be seen yo-yoing wildly between the top two tiers, with seven Premiership relegations between them. Of late, however, the Harriers' fortunes have soared and the Rovers' have soured, until a recent resurgence has left them yet again eyeing the top flight.

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19. Gonen's Bridge
Last Season: 2nd (2Div)
Stadium: Floriade Park (7,500)
Nickname: the Warriors
Manager: Florian Burnes (50)
(4-4-2) 1 - Rinat Chernetsky (24, PYA); 2 - Johan Petkovic (27), 19 - Kenzi Greyson (29), 6 - Bleda Arkhal (27, SRS), 18 - Sybille Travere (29, CMT); 7 - Vasco Aceituno (27, FFD), 4 - Ardent Vale (25), 8 - Amir Sabic (23), 11 - Naklé Bërsne (26, FFD); 21 - Svante Brausz (30, FFD), 17 - Gail Suvri (25, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Sigmund Perth (33); 3 - LB - Tomas Abramovic (31), 5 - CB - Orithyia Demetriou (34), 10 - ST - Jonas Zinter (29), 15 - CM - Courtenay Ralston (26), 22 - CB - Soren Clement (35)

BACKGROUND A small town on the south coast, west of Cranequin in the little 'bite' taken out of the coastline. Gonen's Bridge has practically no history as a club, and their meteoric rise has been built on judicious loans, bargain free agents, an artificial pitch and, yes, a wealthy fan owner who helped bankroll them upwards.

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20. Cranequin City
Last Season: 3rd (2Div)
Stadium: Claringstone (26,000)
Nickname: Cotti
Manager: Sarah Hoffmann (45)
(3-5-2) 12 - Deanna Freestone (28, CDG); 26 - Harri Glass (24), 13 - Cassandra Weier (29), 22 - Carrie Singh (29, CMT); 2 - Magente Tiedemann (29), 8 - Roko Jerebic (28), 5 - Kayla Carling (27), 21 - Fifi Arnhem (27), 16 - Lucian Bartok (25); 15 - Genevieve Sparrowhawk (29), 10 - Kalenz Crydee (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Leoni Joyce (31, CYI); 3 - LCB - Joanna Rodrigues (35, GRU), 4 - DM - Lorenz Barrett (29), 6 - CB - Georgia Pryce (33), 9 - ST - Martyn Barrett (29), 11 - AM - Serra Maier (34), 14 - CM - Jakob Burnes (29)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is the smallest of the state capitals, and City is dwarfed by the Wanderers. Still, they've managed to compete with their rivals over the past few years, and a remarkable string of seasons under Edmund Agincourt saw an unlikely series of survivals with a side that just seemed to get worse and worse on paper but always found a way to cling to survival, until they suddenly didn't. Have dipped between the second and third tiers since, but an ambitious board is looking up.
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Clubs in Focus - Zenith


Chatswood

If you’re going to manage the transition from 1Div to Zenith, you’re going to need a good striker. The teams around them certainly do. Southfell United have Ravil Kulesza, one of the hottest commodities in Nepharan football, still at his hometown club for surely the final season. Newrook City have former fringe Cormorant Dauntless Carrick, at the other end of her career. Caelan McIntyre’s up front for CNL, and the strike partnership of Liang and Strathfield are likely to make the difference for the Rangers. So of course the Axes needed a striker of their own, a guarantee of goals.

… But nobody expected it to be Röémün Çídh. One of the most recognisable names of the era, and not just for his Ruland flourish, Çídh’s a cut above, far more used to contesting at the sharp end of the league but with the undoubted quality to help drag the Axes out of any trouble. Sure, at 34 he’ll be meandering rather than sprinting his way through games, but they already have Miriam Costner to do all the hustling and bustling about. In the final third, ball at your feet, old age and treachery beat youth and exuberance every time.

There’s question marks elsewhere in the squad. Kilika Matthis has promise, but lacks end product. Claire Libuda was an excellent shot-stopper at this level years back, but now she’s 35, and her already one-dimensional play looks sure to be exposed. There’s a sheaf of players who are excellent at First Division level but have struggled in the top flight. And Diandra Weiss is a Treason youth product; safe to say the fans haven’t exactly taken the leftback to heart. But still; Chatswood are back, and, for once, look the romantic choice.

Newrook City

City, of course, know well the value of experienced heads. Once, under Cosumarite madman Andreu Bartolnicci, they were a byword for high-flying, kamikaze football under impetuous youngbloods. The best of them, their star, was Jezdimir Ocokoljic. Now, under Gratia Barker, they cling grimly to survival, and their 35-year old talisman… is Jezdimir Ocokoljic. He’s a beloved figure of the club, and they’ve even taken the trouble of recruiting brother Dusko a couple years back, who has done well in the heart of midfield.

But the trouble is, Newrook are looking down these days, as Ocokoljic the Elder has taken a more peripheral role in pre-season, reliably taken off the bench but rarely starting. And the state of the rest of the squad is… concerning. Most key players, names like Eero Solari, Syrene Fischer, Priscilla Graves and Dauntless Carrick who have guided the Rooks to comfortable midtable safety time and again, are the wrong side of 30.

But even after Ocokoljic hangs up the boots - and that could come any time, now - there will at least be a legacy. Not only the memories Rooks fans will keep with them of the whirlwind years they’ve enjoyed with him, but local lad Alija Sutalo, a Mytanar immigrant who arrived in Newrook at all of nine months, and a hard-nosed, sharp-elbowed, ruthless striker… who has developed something of a streak for flair of late, with Ocokoljic having taken the lad under his wing. It’s Sutalo who might just have to step up and save the Rooks, and if so, the fans will know who to thank, yet again.

Sabrefell Athletic

The Rooks aren’t the only side who like a Mytanar forward. The Rams, already enjoying the services of Damien Gannot, decided: fuck it! Let’s double up! And despite already boasting an impressive corps of forwards, booted Danand Tristram into the ocean to throw obscene amounts of money at Drazen Skara. Just 23 years old, Skara’s growing into one of the most lethal forwards of the generation.

Because Gannot - the reigning top scorer - and Klein - reigning U21 player of the year - weren’t enough, right? But Kalia Tolsii’s logic is sound: in an era of five substitutions, it makes little sense to focus on just a starting XI. And Skara’s not the only player entering his prime, as Tolsii’s odd picks of players plucked from smaller sides and leagues at a young age start to hit their stride. When the stocks of the A-League were at their lowest in decades, nobody expected Susan Monaghan to arrive and become one of the league’s best midfielders, and the harrier Seeker Biscan’s the perfect foil for her; Vetta Roback’s rise over the past six months has been meteoric, while Rebekka Kajsdóttir is being tipped for a bigger role at just 19.

After all this, the Rams are a slightly odd side. They’ve had a recurring issue of struggling to unload players surplus to requirements, with massive wages a serious issue and perhaps a sunk cost fallacy in preferring to risk blowing out the wage structure and double down with a new contract rather than let anyone go for free. But Tolsii’s made a blessing from necessity, and her patchwork of veterans and young guns will be marshalled in every way under the sun to squeeze out a tactical edge. Tolsii’s already know as something of a theorist, an overthinker, but she’ll hope to put paid to that reputation the only way she can… silverware.

AFC Treason

Treason finished 6th last season, 5th the year before. Erin Camden’s left. And without a big statement signing in the window, the question has to be asked: have the Stags simply… given up?

Well, on titles, the answer appears to be yes. At least they are content not to be among the favourites; “I think it’s fair,” Cralt-Nirlo Fox conceded with a trademark wry smile, “to say that most newspapers won’t have us at the top. Let other teams take the pressure. They’re past due.” For the unstoppable dynasty of the Camden years rested on the shoulders of a core of players who had been in their prime… and are now the wrong side of thirty. So two of those stalwarts, Malone and Revesz, were shopped while there was still value; another two, Ribbeck and Robshaw, retired.

Incoming has been an intriguing figure, Danilo Sevaljevic, a second-generation Nepharan immigrant whose international allegiance lies with Mytanija; he’s a strong, domineering box-to-box midfielder, a Type A presence alongside the calm, collected Buchan. As for the rest, Cralt-Nirlo - a veteran manager with a strong record in bringing talent through - is content to develop youth. There’s dots of experience here and there; their old leftback, Avarice Province, holds down a place at leftback, Paiva Shimski is at the peak of her powers between the sticks and Morgan Rosenblatt is still the finest playmaker in the league. Valerie Wells, at 26, comes fresh off a 12-goal, 15-assist season, and Röskvi, who is Röskvi.

But this is a side still building into its best. The Treason academy have been working overtime to shepherd some truly blessed talents; Tiamat Holden looks the captain of the new generation for club and perhaps country, Tabithe Drake ahead of her is a constant threat who never seems to stop running, and in Leona Tsang, suspicions are that Treason’s Röskvi replacement is going to come from within. Though Tsang is significantly less ugly. But the masterstroke may have come in the prior two windows, snapping up the Confederate Valtteri Tirel and the Savojar of Nepharan extraction, Kenneth Roysveit; just 20 and 21, already looking more than ready for senior minutes… and they might just be Treason’s defensive nexus for the next decade and change. So this year? Maybe not. In two or three? That’s when you have to watch out. And while their young guns might not have it in them to sustain a 90-point season across 38 games, they’ll have every intention of defending their NFA Cup…

Clubs in Focus - 1Div


Parrhesia United

Wait. Something’s wrong. What’s that? Look at the Saints, their young squad full of players ready to blossom! Their academy churning out talents from the shitheap that is the north Vermillion outskirts with nothing better to do! They should be hitting their prime now… and they are! Cuthbert Stroma’s going to taste top-flight football! … With Chardonnay Rangers. Esther Caelin’s really starting to thrive for United… Southfell United. Farina Sharpe’s slated to be one of the best defenders in 1Div for the upcoming season! In North Laithland blue, not Parrhesia green.

Yeah… truth is that the Saints sold all their best talents and scraped together aging stopgaps like Fiona Hartnett, Bersant Sale, Octavia Zahra and Octavian Eversong, good players even today at this level but assets depreciating at time. It’s the gamble that makes sense if they had a serious promotion tilt on the cards, but they just don’t! Those young guns were their driving force! And now they’re just… lingering, with a blown-out wage bill and no real hope of anything but drift. In other words: classic Saints.

Morningstar

Stars are finally back, as they’ve long threatened to do. And there is no way, after so many seasons tipped for 2Div promotion and imploding, that they’re going to accept going straight back down. So they’ve broken out the chequebook and slammed money on the table to secure every good player from the third-tier, becoming some kind of Second Division All-Stars outfit in the process; an impression, frankly, only reinforced by their kits.

But that’s a concept that might be enough, in truth, with a number of players boasting experience at a good level while still being in their prime; their third-tier status a blip rather than a reflection on them, while experienced heads like Sandra Thorgan in goal and the domineering Claretta Lawlor should make sure their defence isn’t prone to the naivete of many promoted sides. The question for Stars, then, is thus; with unproven strikers up front needing to hit the ground running, notably including Talia Roeder - freshly fallen from grace, which is to say, the Brinemouth academy - will they have the goals to stay up?
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RAMSEY SHIELD
Crisisbless 3-0 AFC Treason

MATCHDAY 1
Aries Chariots 6-0 Creed United
North Sabrefell 0-0 Chatswood
Raven River 4-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Athletic 4-4 Southfell United
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless 3-1 Newrook City
Coret Hawks 2-2 Vermillion Rage
AFC Corvistone 0-2 AFC Treason
Stahlburg City 2-3 Starling
MATCHDAY 2
Chatswood 0-2 Aries Chariots
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Creed United
Southfell United 2-1 North Sabrefell
Corinthians No Longer 3-2 Raven River
Chenoworth Harriers 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Newrook City 4-0 Sabrefell Moths
Vermillion Rage 0-2 Brinemouth
AFC Treason 2-2 Crisisbless
Starling 1-2 Coret Hawks
Stahlburg City 1-1 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 3
Aries Chariots 4-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Chatswood 1-0 Southfell United
Creed United 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
North Sabrefell 3-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Raven River 1-1 Newrook City
Sabrefell Athletic 3-0 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 AFC Treason
Brinemouth 1-2 Starling
Crisisbless 0-1 Stahlburg City
Coret Hawks 2-1 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 4
Southfell United 0-5 Aries Chariots
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 Chatswood
Newrook City 2-0 Creed United
Vermillion Rage 2-1 North Sabrefell
AFC Treason 1-1 Raven River
Starling 2-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Stahlburg City 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 1-0 Brinemouth
Coret Hawks 0-2 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 5
Aries Chariots 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Southfell United 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Chardonnay Rangers 4-0 Newrook City
Chatswood 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Creed United 0-3 AFC Treason
North Sabrefell 2-3 Starling
Raven River 1-1 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 Coret Hawks
Brinemouth 0-1 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 6
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Aries Chariots
Newrook City 0-1 Corinthians No Longer
Vermillion Rage 3-1 Southfell United
AFC Treason 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Starling 1-0 Chatswood
Stahlburg City 1-0 Creed United
AFC Corvistone 2-0 North Sabrefell
Coret Hawks 3-0 Raven River
Crisisbless 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Brinemouth 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 7
Aries Chariots 1-2 Newrook City
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Corinthians No Longer 1-7 AFC Treason
Southfell United 0-1 Starling
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Stahlburg City
Chatswood 0-0 AFC Corvistone
Creed United 0-1 Coret Hawks
North Sabrefell 0-4 Crisisbless
Raven River 2-1 Brinemouth
Sabrefell Athletic 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 8
Vermillion Rage 2-4 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 1-0 Newrook City
Starling 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Stahlburg City 2-2 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Southfell United
Coret Hawks 4-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Crisisbless 3-0 Chatswood
Brinemouth 2-1 Creed United
Sabrefell Moths 0-2 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Raven River
MATCHDAY 9
Aries Chariots 3-2 AFC Treason
Vermillion Rage 2-2 Starling
Newrook City 1-1 Stahlburg City
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 AFC Corvistone
Corinthians No Longer 0-6 Coret Hawks
Southfell United 4-2 Crisisbless
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Brinemouth
Chatswood 0-3 Sabrefell Moths
Creed United 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
North Sabrefell 1-4 Raven River
MATCHDAY 10
Starling 1-1 Aries Chariots
Stahlburg City 0-1 AFC Treason
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Coret Hawks 2-1 Newrook City
Crisisbless 1-5 Chenoworth Harriers
Brinemouth 3-1 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Southfell United
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Raven River 2-4 Chatswood
North Sabrefell 0-0 Creed United
MATCHDAY 11
Aries Chariots 2-1 Stahlburg City
Starling 2-0 AFC Corvistone
AFC Treason 1-1 Coret Hawks
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Crisisbless
Newrook City 3-2 Brinemouth
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Corinthians No Longer 0-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Southfell United 3-2 Raven River
Chardonnay Rangers 4-3 North Sabrefell
Chatswood 1-0 Creed United
MATCHDAY 12
AFC Corvistone 2-2 Aries Chariots
Coret Hawks 2-2 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless 0-2 Starling
Brinemouth 3-0 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Moths 1-6 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 6-0 Newrook City
Raven River 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
North Sabrefell 2-2 Corinthians No Longer
Creed United 2-1 Southfell United
Chatswood 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 13
Aries Chariots 1-0 Coret Hawks
AFC Corvistone 2-3 Crisisbless
Stahlburg City 1-2 Brinemouth
Starling 0-0 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Treason 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Vermillion Rage 0-0 Raven River
Newrook City 1-0 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Creed United
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Chatswood
Southfell United 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 14
Crisisbless 2-2 Aries Chariots
Brinemouth 0-1 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Stahlburg City
Raven River 4-1 Starling
North Sabrefell 2-1 AFC Treason
Creed United 0-4 Vermillion Rage
Chatswood 0-0 Newrook City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Southfell United 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 15
Aries Chariots 0-1 Brinemouth
Crisisbless 3-1 Sabrefell Moths
Coret Hawks 1-6 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Corvistone 2-3 Raven River
Stahlburg City 2-2 North Sabrefell
Starling 4-1 Creed United
AFC Treason 0-0 Chatswood
Vermillion Rage 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Newrook City 1-1 Southfell United
Chenoworth Harriers 8-0 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 16
Sabrefell Moths 6-2 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Athletic 1-2 Brinemouth
Raven River 2-6 Crisisbless
North Sabrefell 0-2 Coret Hawks
Creed United 0-2 AFC Corvistone
Chatswood 0-1 Stahlburg City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Starling
Southfell United 2-1 AFC Treason
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 17
Aries Chariots 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Raven River
Brinemouth 0-1 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless 3-0 Creed United
Coret Hawks 3-0 Chatswood
AFC Corvistone 4-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Stahlburg City 2-0 Southfell United
Starling 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 3-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 18
Raven River 2-4 Aries Chariots
North Sabrefell 1-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Creed United 0-3 Sabrefell Moths
Chatswood 0-2 Brinemouth
Chardonnay Rangers 2-1 Crisisbless
Southfell United 2-2 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 Stahlburg City
Newrook City 1-2 Starling
Vermillion Rage 2-2 AFC Treason
MATCHDAY 19
Aries Chariots 5-1 North Sabrefell
Raven River 3-3 Creed United
Sabrefell Athletic 3-0 Chatswood
Sabrefell Moths 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Brinemouth 5-0 Southfell United
Crisisbless 6-1 Corinthians No Longer
Coret Hawks 3-3 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Corvistone 6-1 Newrook City
Stahlburg City 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Starling 3-2 AFC Treason

The season kicks off with a real statement of intent from Crisisbless, butchering Treason 3-0 in the Ramsey Shield. Nothing fancy, no glitzy new signings to show off, no, just a rock-solid core side that’s been given another off-season to train together and gel. It’s the usual suspects - a Robineau brace sandwiching a Roux strike - that get on the scoresheet, and Sebring’s almost entirely untroubled in goal. But Treason only have to wait two games for vengeance, hosting the Heelers. Though down 2-0 by half-time, and it certainly seemed like recent history was about to repeat, Cralt-Nirlo’s faith in youth paid off, with second-half goals from new signing Sevaljevic and teenage substitute Radu Vormuth secured a point. By the halfway point, neither side’s shown the consistency to compete at the business end of the table.

The hero of the early rounds turns out to be, of all people, Chariots goalkeeper Radoslav Blaha. Granted, the Chariots have a soft start to the season, playing the three newly-promoted sides in sequence… but they come away thrashing Creed 6-0, beating Chatswood 2-0 and demolishing Chardonnay 4-0. Southfell are next up, and no mugs: still, dispatched 5-0, and clean sheet wins over CNL and the Harriers follow; six games, zero goals conceded. Inevitably, it’s set pieces that break the streak; a thumping header from Blaha’s countryman, Newrook centre-half Arnulf Gostler, opens the scoring for Newrook City, and a late winner from Alija Sutalo off the bench - who earlier in the season came off the bench to score a brace in a stunning 4-0 win over (a 10-man) Sabrefell Moths - continues to burnish his emerging talent. But winning is a habit, and the Chariots are afflicted; somehow, they still sit atop the table.

Right alongside them is an interloper: yes, Starling are second! A proper throwback! And it’s… hard to find an in to talk about, because they’ve crowbarred their way there through basically no individual standout results. Their goal difference is almost minimal considering their record; but they’ve lost just once in their last 15 games, their young, sharp, hard-pressing outfit - so disjointed in prior campaigns - coming together to harrass and bully their opposition into turnovers. Thyrill Bjarnhéðinsson is blossoming into the standout young player of the season so far, the all-action point of creativity for the side, making the difference time and again; seven goals and six assists so far. Satine Valenza up front, meanwhile, at last looks to be putting forward a convincing case for a Cormorants callup. The raw firepower of the Rams - 55 goals thus far, somehow! - puts them third, just a point behind with overwhelmingly superior goal difference, and current favourites for the title.

Chenoworth Harriers crushed Crisisbless 5-1 away from home, new signing Naomi Schutzan orchestrating a victory that owed much to clinical finishing; the five goals stemmed from just seven shots, in a rare poor day at the office for Crisisbless and Nephara goalkeeper Sebring. They later went on to crush CNL 8-0, but they’ve struggled to find consistency in other games, stranded in midtable. Around them are Southfell United, three points ahead with a goal difference nineteen points worse. All things considered, they’ll take it. Stahlburg City started the season in truly abysmal fashion; fifteen games in, they’d won just twice and sat in 17th, and a 2-2 home draw against lowly North Sabrefell saw Sienna Fallon axed. Gratia Barker is snapped up from Newrook City, at last getting the chance at a big club she’s hoped for all her career, and her newly brutalist side are off to a great start with three wins and a draw from her first four games.

At the foot of the table, Creed United have done absolutely nothing to dispel the impression that they were promoted far too soon. That’s the trouble with bouncing back; if you’re a relegated side, and on relegation your best players are all sold, are you really going to get them all back in one window? Particularly when all three new signings came straight from 1Div; Koren, Dajo and Farrell have been okay, but none able to provide the X-Factor to give any consistency in results. Crosstown rivals CNL are at risk of being cut adrift; they won three of their first six games, but are now winless in 13. After a 6-1 shellacking against Crisisbless left them five points from safety - just their fourth-worst defeat of the season, having earlier been crushed by the Harriers, Hawks and Moths - Marisha Cade became the second manager to face the axe.

MATCHDAY 1
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Brookford Otters 2-0 Cranequin City
Diamondqueen 2-1 Morningstar
Belgrave 1-2 Crisisbless United
AFC Rochford 1-1 North Laithland
Iron City 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Barossia United
Mantlegrove 1-2 Aries Solitaire
Parrhesia United 2-0 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 2
Cranequin City 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Morningstar 2-2 Gonen's Bridge
Crisisbless United 4-0 Brookford Otters
North Laithland 2-2 Diamondqueen
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-1 Belgrave
Chenoworth Rovers 2-2 AFC Rochford
Barossia United 1-1 Iron City
Aries Solitaire 0-4 Goodfeather FC
Leichhardt 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 1-0 Mantlegrove
MATCHDAY 3
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Morningstar
Cranequin City 0-1 Crisisbless United
Gonen's Bridge 1-3 North Laithland
Brookford Otters 1-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Diamondqueen 3-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Belgrave 2-3 Barossia United
AFC Rochford 1-1 Aries Solitaire
Iron City 1-0 Leichhardt
Goodfeather FC 4-0 Parrhesia United
Alliance Barossia 3-1 Mantlegrove
MATCHDAY 4
Crisisbless United 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
North Laithland 1-0 Morningstar
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-0 Cranequin City
Chenoworth Rovers 0-3 Gonen's Bridge
Barossia United 2-2 Brookford Otters
Aries Solitaire 2-0 Diamondqueen
Leichhardt 4-3 Belgrave
Parrhesia United 1-0 AFC Rochford
Mantlegrove 0-0 Iron City
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 5
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 North Laithland
Crisisbless United 5-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Morningstar 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Cranequin City 0-2 Barossia United
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Aries Solitaire
Brookford Otters 1-1 Leichhardt
Diamondqueen 1-6 Parrhesia United
Belgrave 3-0 Mantlegrove
AFC Rochford 0-3 Alliance Barossia
Iron City 0-1 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 6
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 3-2 North Laithland
Barossia United 0-1 Crisisbless United
Aries Solitaire 0-2 Morningstar
Leichhardt 1-0 Cranequin City
Parrhesia United 1-2 Gonen's Bridge
Mantlegrove 1-3 Brookford Otters
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Diamondqueen
Goodfeather FC 3-2 Belgrave
Iron City 1-0 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 7
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-2 Barossia United
North Laithland 3-2 Aries Solitaire
Crisisbless United 3-1 Leichhardt
Morningstar 1-2 Parrhesia United
Cranequin City 0-0 Mantlegrove
Gonen's Bridge 5-1 Alliance Barossia
Brookford Otters 1-3 Goodfeather FC
Diamondqueen 0-0 Iron City
Belgrave 2-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 8
Barossia United 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Aries Solitaire 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Leichhardt 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Parrhesia United 1-0 North Laithland
Mantlegrove 0-3 Crisisbless United
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Morningstar
Goodfeather FC 3-2 Cranequin City
Iron City 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Rochford 2-1 Brookford Otters
Belgrave 3-0 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 9
Cranequin Wanderers 3-0 Aries Solitaire
Barossia United 3-0 Leichhardt
Chenoworth Rovers 2-2 Parrhesia United
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-1 Mantlegrove
North Laithland 2-0 Alliance Barossia
Crisisbless United 1-5 Goodfeather FC
Morningstar 0-2 Iron City
Cranequin City 0-2 AFC Rochford
Gonen's Bridge 5-1 Belgrave
Brookford Otters 3-1 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 10
Leichhardt 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Parrhesia United 4-1 Aries Solitaire
Mantlegrove 0-0 Barossia United
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Goodfeather FC 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Iron City 2-0 North Laithland
AFC Rochford 1-1 Crisisbless United
Belgrave 3-1 Morningstar
Diamondqueen 2-1 Cranequin City
Brookford Otters 2-3 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 11
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Parrhesia United
Leichhardt 2-0 Mantlegrove
Aries Solitaire 2-4 Alliance Barossia
Barossia United 3-1 Goodfeather FC
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Iron City
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 AFC Rochford
North Laithland 2-0 Belgrave
Crisisbless United 2-0 Diamondqueen
Morningstar 2-3 Brookford Otters
Cranequin City 1-3 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 12
Mantlegrove 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 1-2 Parrhesia United
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Leichhardt
Iron City 1-1 Aries Solitaire
AFC Rochford 1-1 Barossia United
Belgrave 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Diamondqueen 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brookford Otters 1-1 North Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 4-0 Crisisbless United
Cranequin City 0-1 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 13
Cranequin Wanderers 2-2 Alliance Barossia
Mantlegrove 1-2 Goodfeather FC
Parrhesia United 3-2 Iron City
Leichhardt 2-1 AFC Rochford
Aries Solitaire 2-2 Belgrave
Barossia United 3-0 Diamondqueen
Chenoworth Rovers 3-2 Brookford Otters
New Oakstone Phoenix 7-0 Gonen's Bridge
North Laithland 5-0 Cranequin City
Crisisbless United 2-0 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 14
Goodfeather FC 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Iron City 1-0 Alliance Barossia
AFC Rochford 1-0 Mantlegrove
Belgrave 0-1 Parrhesia United
Diamondqueen 1-1 Leichhardt
Brookford Otters 3-1 Aries Solitaire
Gonen's Bridge 2-6 Barossia United
Cranequin City 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Morningstar 1-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Crisisbless United 1-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 15
Cranequin Wanderers 0-2 Iron City
Goodfeather FC 5-5 AFC Rochford
Alliance Barossia 5-5 Belgrave
Mantlegrove 0-3 Diamondqueen
Parrhesia United 1-2 Brookford Otters
Leichhardt 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
Aries Solitaire 3-1 Cranequin City
Barossia United 3-1 Morningstar
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 Crisisbless United
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 16
AFC Rochford 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 2-3 Iron City
Diamondqueen 1-2 Goodfeather FC
Brookford Otters 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Gonen's Bridge 4-0 Mantlegrove
Cranequin City 0-2 Parrhesia United
Morningstar 2-0 Leichhardt
Crisisbless United 2-0 Aries Solitaire
North Laithland 1-1 Barossia United
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 17
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 Belgrave
AFC Rochford 1-0 Diamondqueen
Iron City 2-0 Brookford Otters
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Cranequin City
Mantlegrove 0-1 Morningstar
Parrhesia United 0-1 Crisisbless United
Leichhardt 1-0 North Laithland
Aries Solitaire 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Barossia United 1-2 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 18
Diamondqueen 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Brookford Otters 0-1 Belgrave
Gonen's Bridge 0-4 AFC Rochford
Cranequin City 0-2 Iron City
Morningstar 1-3 Goodfeather FC
Crisisbless United 2-2 Alliance Barossia
North Laithland 3-2 Mantlegrove
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-6 Parrhesia United
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Leichhardt
Barossia United 2-1 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 19
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Brookford Otters
Diamondqueen 5-1 Gonen's Bridge
Belgrave 2-2 Cranequin City
AFC Rochford 2-3 Morningstar
Iron City 4-3 Crisisbless United
Goodfeather FC 1-3 North Laithland
Alliance Barossia 1-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Mantlegrove 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Parrhesia United 2-4 Barossia United
Leichhardt 2-1 Aries Solitaire

Goodfeather FC’s run to the title is looking processional. They won their first five games with clean sheets, their first nine in all, including three by four-goal margins; Solitaire, Parrhesia and Crisisbless United the victims. While they haven’t quite been as imperious since - beaten by Barossia and, in their most recent game, North Laithland, two clubs with legitimate aspirations of promotion, and having endured a bizarre 5-5 draw against Rochford that ended 9v10 - Katenza Muhren’s well-drilled side, comfortable to the point of arrogance in possession and boasting the cutting edge of veteran Dashaun Howard and the 24-year old Flavia Catepan hitting her straps with 14 goals, are looking uncatchable at the moment. Iron City are their closest challengers, eight points out, as the relegated sides have largely disappointed.

But the match to watch was undoubtedly on Round 7. Not the promotion six-pointer, Nixi 0-2 Barossia. Not North Laithland coming back from 2-0 down at halftime to beat Soli, Severa Freeport with a hat-trick, nor Gonen's Bridge’s 5-1 hammering of Alliance. No, it was the scoreless draw between hosts Cranequin City and visiting Mantlegrove. City: stripped bare after a recent, punishing relegation, promoted again too soon, shorn of talent and hope. Mantlegrove, a side coasting on veterans, three 34-year olds in midfield, the bottom having finally fallen out. There is one shot on target in the first half, as Alyce Nicolau celebrates her 33rd birthday by shooting straight down Deanna Freestone’s throat in the 29th minute. It’s the only shot on target of the match, though Roxi Pryce (one of those 34-year olds) strikes a free kick that shaves the outside of a post late on. The match is, in every sense, appalling… and it’s between two appalling teams. Mantlegrove, by the halfway mark, have four points, all from draws, and just nine goals to show for their pains. And they’re one place, one point and one goal ahead of Cranequin City. Suffice to say, automatic relegation looks sewn up already…

RENSENBRINK CUP
Moxstone Fortune 2-2 Hartford Glade (2-3 AET)
Sutcroft 1-0 Hackett
Constance Park 1-0 Fully Sick XI
South Parrhesia 1-0 Brunyard FC
Coret Hammerheads 4-1 FC Seierstad
Lichebridge 1-1 Kommissar (2-3 AET)
AFC Hoxenhaven 4-2 Barhara Cavaliers
Iberia Chenoworth 1-0 AFC Shale
Strephonage 1-0 Brookford Vantablack
AFC Brineshore 1-0 Ringway
AFC Verdane 1-1 AFC Riverside (1-1 AET, 4-1 PKs)
Southriver 0-2 Cranequin Souths
Crisisbless Athletic 1-0 Riverkey
Aspen Grove 0-3 AFC Fassbend
Caldwick Strand 1-0 Stilwell Kickers
Quillsiders 1-1 Downsparrow (2-1 AET)
AFC Shrikeroost 2-0 Coret Rovers
Martane Place 0-0 Chenoworth Teutons (0-0 AET, 3-2 PKs)
Broadenburg Tor 1-1 Advance Lazuli (3-1 AET)
Long Lake 1-3 The Travellers FC
Besand's Folly 1-1 Osburn Scarlets (1-2 AET)
Corvistone City 0-2 Kensey Town
Stonegrave 1-1 Longwinter (3-1 AET)
Stahlburg Bannermen 3-1 AFC Fassbend


Second Round
Notable Results

Pillars of Southfell 2-1 Brookford Otters
Cranequin Souths 3-2 South Laithland
Quillsiders 4-3 Stonegrave
Peregrine 1-2 Broadenburg Tor
Kommissar 0-5 Crisisbless United
Sheridan 2-3 Goodfeather FC
Gosmouth Swans 0-0 Iron City (0-0 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Dartmouth Terriers 5-0 Brokenarch
Stahlburg Bannermen 0-9 Parrhesia United
North Laithland 5-0 AFC Verdane

Constance Park 1-0 AFC Southsands
Morningstar 2-1 Leichhardt
Shimmering Quay 2-0 AFC Brineshore
Ritter Town 3-2 Diamondqueen
Hartford Glade 2-6 AFC Rochford
Chenoworth Rovers 3-0 Kensey Town
Locksley 0-1 Cypher Town
Crisisbless Athletic 0-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Mapleford 0-4 West Brinemouth
Rosary Brinemouth 1-1 AFC Serpentine (1-2 AET)
Alliance Barossia 3-0 Lindwurm Delta
Bishop 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Blau-Weiss Treason 0-2 Belgrave
Caldwick Strand 0-2 AFC Hoxenhaven
Lockheed Zenith 1-1 Strephonage (1-1 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Mantlegrove 2-0 The Hanged Man
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Extreme Hills
Latin Enclave FC 2-1 Boltcroft Thorns
Crownsend Journey 4-0 Martane Place
Cypher Nightwatch 0-3 Cranequin City
Brinemouth Krakens 2-0 Ingram Township
AFC Shrikeroost 0-2 Barossia United
Mueller's Crossing 3-1 Autumnstone
Riverkey Shells 4-0 Sutcroft
Armstrong 1-1 Greygate (2-1 AET)
Creed Rosebud 3-0 AFC Fassbend
Grey Egress 0-3 Aries Solitaire
Osburn Scarlets 1-2 Iberia Chenoworth
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 The Travellers FC
Lindmark Falcons 2-2 The Strongest (3-2 AET)
Corvette Maulers 2-0 Coret Hammerheads
Ballardine FC 3-2 Northside Eagles
Rochford Pilgrims 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
South Parrhesia 0-4 Gonen's Bridge


Third Round
Notable Results

Ballardine FC 2-2 Crisisbless (3-2 AET)
Vermillion Rage 3-2 Shimmering Quay
Coret Hawks 0-0 Alliance Barossia (0-0 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Creed United 2-2 Aries Chariots (2-2 AET, 4-1 PKs)
Broadenburg Tor 2-1 Belgrave
Cranequin Souths 0-9 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 10-1 Iberia Chenoworth why always them
AFC Treason 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Rochford 0-0 Sabrefell Athletic (1-1 AET, 4-1 PKs)
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Dartmouth Terriers (2-4 AET)
Chardonnay Rangers 9-0 Quillsiders
Ritter Town 7-0 AFC Hoxenhaven

Corvette Maulers 2-5 Raven River
Creed Rosebud 2-3 Cypher Town
Cranequin City 0-1 Crisisbless United
Chatswood 0-3 Barossia United
AFC Serpentine 1-2 North Sabrefell
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Morningstar
Crownsend Journey 1-2 Lindmark Falcons
Rochford Pilgrims 2-0 Constance Park
Aries Solitaire 0-3 AFC Corvistone
Iron City 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Stahlburg City
Bishop 3-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Strephonage 0-2 Parrhesia United
Mueller's Crossing 0-2 Pillars of Southfell
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Armstrong
North Laithland 4-1 Brinemouth Krakens
Riverkey Shells 3-2 Latin Enclave FC
Brinemouth 1-1 Newrook City (2-1 AET)
West Brinemouth 1-2 Southfell United
Mantlegrove 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
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ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Aries Chariots 19 13 3 3 48 23 +25 42
2 Starling 19 13 3 3 36 23 +13 42

3 Sabrefell Athletic 19 13 2 4 55 21 +34 41
4 Sabrefell Moths 19 12 3 4 43 25 +18 39
5 Crisisbless 19 11 3 5 45 27 +18 36

6 Coret Hawks 19 10 5 4 38 27 +11 35
7 Brinemouth 19 10 2 7 32 19 +13 32
8 AFC Treason 19 8 5 6 34 26 +8 29
9 Vermillion Rage 19 8 5 6 35 28 +7 29
10 Southfell United 19 7 4 8 26 38 -12 25
11 Chenoworth Harriers 19 6 4 9 35 28 +7 22
12 AFC Corvistone 19 6 4 9 29 27 +2 22
13 Stahlburg City 19 5 7 7 22 25 -3 22
14 Raven River 19 5 5 9 34 43 -9 20
15 Chatswood 19 5 5 9 13 26 -13 20
16 Newrook City 19 5 5 9 20 34 -14 20
17 Chardonnay Rangers 19 6 2 11 30 46 -16 20
18 North Sabrefell 19 4 4 11 22 41 -19 16
19 Corinthians No Longer 19 3 2 14 17 57 -40 11
20 Creed United 19 2 3 14 13 43 -30 9

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Goodfeather FC 19 15 2 2 46 22 +24 47
2 Iron City 19 11 6 2 30 15 +15 39

3 Parrhesia United 19 12 1 6 37 24 +13 37
4 Barossia United 19 10 6 3 37 19 +18 36
5 Crisisbless United 19 11 3 5 36 24 +12 36
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 19 9 5 5 40 26 +14 32
7 Alliance Barossia 19 9 5 5 33 27 +6 32
8 North Laithland 19 8 7 4 31 20 +11 31
9 Cranequin Wanderers 19 8 6 5 20 14 +6 30
10 Gonen's Bridge 19 9 1 9 39 43 -4 28
11 Leichhardt 19 7 6 6 23 25 -2 27
12 AFC Rochford 19 6 6 7 26 25 +1 24
13 Belgrave 19 7 3 9 36 40 -4 24
14 Chenoworth Rovers 19 5 8 6 21 30 -9 23
15 Brookford Otters 19 6 3 10 28 34 -6 21
16 Diamondqueen 19 5 5 9 23 31 -8 20
17 Morningstar 19 6 2 11 22 30 -8 20
18 Aries Solitaire 19 3 4 12 20 38 -18 13
19 Mantlegrove 19 0 4 15 9 40 -31 4
20 Cranequin City 19 0 3 16 8 38 -30 3

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 South Laithland 19 13 6 0 38 11 +27 45
2 Boltcroft Thorns 19 13 5 1 46 17 +29 44

3 Autumnstone 19 11 6 2 45 24 +21 39
4 Vermillion Wanderers 19 11 4 4 27 17 +10 37
5 Peregrine 19 10 5 4 39 21 +18 35
6 Stahlburg Rovers 19 9 8 2 30 17 +13 35
7 Greygate 19 10 2 7 25 17 +8 32
8 Locksley 19 7 8 4 26 16 +10 29
9 Lindwurm Delta 19 8 3 8 35 28 +7 27
10 Cypher Town 19 7 5 7 20 19 +1 26
11 West Brinemouth 19 6 7 6 16 18 -2 25
12 AFC Serpentine 19 7 2 10 23 31 -8 23
13 Corvette Maulers 19 6 4 9 25 26 -1 22
14 Pillars of Southfell 19 6 4 9 16 22 -6 22
15 Armstrong 19 5 4 10 13 29 -16 19
16 Lindmark Falcons 19 4 6 9 22 29 -7 18
17 Gosmouth Swans 19 5 3 11 26 36 -10 18
18 Latin Enclave FC 19 5 1 13 22 43 -21 16
19 Ritter Town 19 2 2 15 25 59 -34 8
20 The Strongest 19 2 1 16 17 56 -39 7





MATCHDAY 20
Creed United 0-0 Aries Chariots
Chatswood 1-1 North Sabrefell
Chardonnay Rangers 2-3 Raven River
Southfell United 0-7 Sabrefell Athletic
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
Chenoworth Harriers 1-3 Brinemouth
Newrook City 1-1 Crisisbless
Vermillion Rage 0-2 Coret Hawks
AFC Treason 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Starling 1-0 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 21
Aries Chariots 2-0 Chatswood
Creed United 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
North Sabrefell 0-2 Southfell United
Raven River 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Newrook City
Brinemouth 7-0 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless 0-1 AFC Treason
Coret Hawks 2-1 Starling
AFC Corvistone 2-2 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 22
Chardonnay Rangers 2-2 Aries Chariots
Southfell United 0-1 Chatswood
Corinthians No Longer 5-1 Creed United
Chenoworth Harriers 3-2 North Sabrefell
Newrook City 4-2 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 3-2 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Treason 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Starling 3-2 Brinemouth
Stahlburg City 1-2 Crisisbless
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 23
Aries Chariots 1-1 Southfell United
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Chatswood 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Creed United 1-1 Newrook City
North Sabrefell 3-3 Vermillion Rage
Raven River 2-3 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Athletic 1-3 Starling
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Stahlburg City
Brinemouth 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 2-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 24
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Aries Chariots
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Southfell United
Newrook City 1-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Vermillion Rage 0-1 Chatswood
AFC Treason 1-1 Creed United
Starling 1-0 North Sabrefell
Stahlburg City 0-0 Raven River
AFC Corvistone 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Coret Hawks 4-2 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless 3-1 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 25
Aries Chariots 6-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Corinthians No Longer 3-1 Newrook City
Southfell United 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Chardonnay Rangers 3-3 AFC Treason
Chatswood 1-2 Starling
Creed United 1-2 Stahlburg City
North Sabrefell 0-3 AFC Corvistone
Raven River 1-1 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 26
Newrook City 0-1 Aries Chariots
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Treason 3-1 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 5-0 Southfell United
Stahlburg City 7-1 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Chatswood
Coret Hawks 2-1 Creed United
Crisisbless 4-0 North Sabrefell
Brinemouth 4-1 Raven River
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 27
Aries Chariots 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Newrook City 3-2 AFC Treason
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 Starling
Corinthians No Longer 0-0 Stahlburg City
Southfell United 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Coret Hawks
Chatswood 0-2 Crisisbless
Creed United 1-2 Brinemouth
North Sabrefell 0-3 Sabrefell Moths
Raven River 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 28
AFC Treason 0-1 Aries Chariots
Starling 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Stahlburg City 1-0 Newrook City
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Coret Hawks 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless 2-2 Southfell United
Brinemouth 4-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Chatswood
Sabrefell Athletic 0-0 Creed United
Raven River 2-0 North Sabrefell

One job, Chariots! But Aries get vertigo; denied for 90 minutes by Sinric Aston’s seven saves for Creed United, drawing the Rangers, Southefell, and losing to CNL, a run of one win in five all in all seeing them drop off the pace. They’ve clawed their way back into second with four wins from their last four, the last three by 1-0 scorelines; not playing with flair, just gutting out the results they need. But though they boast a five-point lead over third place, they’re still some way off the summit, now occupied by Starling. Sabrefell Athletic opened the second half of the season by annihilating Southfell 7-0, but have since appeared distracted by international concerns.

In large part the lack of a clear favourite seems to be that the usual suspects keep hobbling eacho ther. Treason beat Crisisbless, Crisisbless beat Brinemouth; Brinemouth beat the Moths, who bounce back to beat Athletic in the derby. And it’s the Moths who are the narrow favourites by the bookies. Yes, even nine points behind with ten games to play. Memories of the way the Chariots collapsed last season are very fresh in the mind, and nobody quite thinks they, let alone a Starling side leaning heavily on better teams’ cast-offs, can go the distance.

So what is the Passerines’ secret, anyway? Adalheid Metzelder, interviewed for yet another Manager of the Month award - one she dedicated to ‘the haters’, a liminal thing to hear a 55-year old say - put it straightforwardly: “We’ve been doing the same stuff we always have. I haven’t added a new string to my bow. This is my method coming good, after these players have had tmie to acclimatise. Now you all wanted me to change, to compromise, but I knew from the start: I had to increase the fucking thing. More murderball. More running!” Well, it’s working, and the league table doesn’t lie. But maybe there’s a reason they’re currently going through an injury rush which means multiple academy players have been called up to line the bench for their next game…

It’s been a very good year for the youth. Not just Starling’s Thyrill, currently basically the only contender for the U21 award, but a sheaf of forwards in particular. Coret have been leaning heavily on Jarngrimur Natulfsson, the Grainftjaller forward who showed sporadic promise last season but has taken to a more full-time role with aplomb. When he’s quiet, he’s silent; when he scores, more goals follow. Treason are at this point out of contention for the top five, so are leaning fully into their youth; when you’re twelve points out of IFCF qualification, why even bother playing your 30-year olds? But 18-year old Leona Tsang has come off the bench in each of the last six games, phasing out the ineffectual Franzi Locke; she’s rewarded the faith with a late winner over Raven River and an injury-time leveller against Chardonnay. Southfell, meanwhile, have navigated the occasional thrashing (they’re a point ahead of Corvistone and 27 goals behind) thanks largely to Ravil Kulesza, who looks imperious and well-rounded up front, at last able to properly stand up to defenders at this level rather than just leaning on his change of pace. With 16 goals thus far - almost half the Tanners’ league tally - he’s surely bound for better things.

Kurtis Rakeruth, most recently of the Pasarga national team, arrives to take charge of Corinthians No Longer and forces them to show some signs of life in the Creed derby. A dull first half flares to life in the 38th minute, 20-year old Katarin Brandt swerving three lethargic markers and slotting home past Aston from just outside the box. That kicks Creed into life, and they equalise just four minutes later, poor marking giving Korhal time and space to tap in a cutback from Vitaris; Rakeruth’s incandescent on the sideline, but nof for long. Injury time sees an immaculate corner from Daescher converted by a towering header from Hu Jiewen, and CNL take that momentum through the half-time break and into the second half, overrunning the white shirts with ease, a McIntyre brace making it 4-1, Creed rightback Esterling sent off for a brutal challenge on Perez, and 19-year old Esthi Schuster coming off the bench to score her first league goal against the perfect opposition. CNL sit third-last, but they’ve started to bridge a gap to true safety; Creed and North Sabrefell are both winless since the midpoint of the season, which costs Bohemians manager Nikita Loeher her job. Creed manager Ursa Dimitar, however, will seemingly be allowed to go down with the ship.

MATCHDAY 20
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Cranequin City 1-1 Brookford Otters
Morningstar 2-2 Diamondqueen
Crisisbless United 1-1 Belgrave
North Laithland 4-0 AFC Rochford
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-0 Iron City
Chenoworth Rovers 0-0 Goodfeather FC
Barossia United 0-0 Alliance Barossia
Aries Solitaire 0-2 Mantlegrove
Leichhardt 1-0 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 21
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Cranequin City
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Morningstar
Brookford Otters 3-2 Crisisbless United
Diamondqueen 0-2 North Laithland
Belgrave 2-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Rochford 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Iron City 0-1 Barossia United
Goodfeather FC 5-2 Aries Solitaire
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Leichhardt
Mantlegrove 1-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 22
Morningstar 3-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Crisisbless United 2-1 Cranequin City
North Laithland 5-3 Gonen's Bridge
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 Brookford Otters
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Diamondqueen
Barossia United 3-1 Belgrave
Aries Solitaire 1-0 AFC Rochford
Leichhardt 1-0 Iron City
Parrhesia United 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Mantlegrove 1-1 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 23
Cranequin Wanderers 0-3 Crisisbless United
Morningstar 1-1 North Laithland
Cranequin City 0-6 New Oakstone Phoenix
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Brookford Otters 2-1 Barossia United
Diamondqueen 3-1 Aries Solitaire
Belgrave 0-1 Leichhardt
AFC Rochford 0-2 Parrhesia United
Iron City 0-0 Mantlegrove
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 24
North Laithland 2-1 Cranequin Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Crisisbless United
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Morningstar
Barossia United 2-0 Cranequin City
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Leichhardt 1-0 Brookford Otters
Parrhesia United 1-1 Diamondqueen
Mantlegrove 2-3 Belgrave
Alliance Barossia 1-1 AFC Rochford
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Iron City
MATCHDAY 25
Cranequin Wanderers 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Laithland 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Crisisbless United 0-1 Barossia United
Morningstar 3-0 Aries Solitaire
Cranequin City 0-1 Leichhardt
Gonen's Bridge 0-2 Parrhesia United
Brookford Otters 1-1 Mantlegrove
Diamondqueen 6-2 Alliance Barossia
Belgrave 0-3 Goodfeather FC
AFC Rochford 0-1 Iron City
MATCHDAY 26
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Barossia United 0-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Aries Solitaire 3-1 North Laithland
Leichhardt 1-0 Crisisbless United
Parrhesia United 1-2 Morningstar
Mantlegrove 0-0 Cranequin City
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Goodfeather FC 4-0 Brookford Otters
Iron City 1-1 Diamondqueen
AFC Rochford 0-0 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 27
Cranequin Wanderers 3-1 Barossia United
Chenoworth Rovers 3-3 Aries Solitaire
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 Leichhardt
North Laithland 1-3 Parrhesia United
Crisisbless United 2-3 Mantlegrove
Morningstar 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Cranequin City 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Iron City
Brookford Otters 0-0 AFC Rochford
Diamondqueen 0-0 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 28
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Leichhardt 2-1 Barossia United
Parrhesia United 2-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Mantlegrove 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Alliance Barossia 0-4 North Laithland
Goodfeather FC 3-5 Crisisbless United
Iron City 0-1 Morningstar
AFC Rochford 0-2 Cranequin City
Belgrave 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
Diamondqueen 2-2 Brookford Otters

Goodfeather continue to saunter to the title. Though they have lost their last two games; one, somehow, to Cranequin City. But the intrigue at this point comes from the sides ranged 2nd through 10th, split by just seven points. Shocking many doubters, Danijel Brymora’s Saints are in second place, their awkward combination of seasoned Zenith veterans and promising young local talent somehow enough to limp across the line, at this stage. In large part, surely, it’s because Corban Green’s been fit for the whole season for the first time since arrival! … Well, until their last game, a disappointing 2-2 draw with Chenoworth Rovers that sees the glass-boned Green stretchered off. Out for the rest of the season. Goddammit all.

The relegated sides are all in the mix, of course, and there’s no real surprises other than Alliance Barossia; a side with that dog in it, hard to beat (except where they aren’t, a 6-2 defeat to Diamondqueen and 4-0 to North Laithland exposing how exposed they can be chasing early deficits) that aren’t putting many players in the shop window, given their ages, but are showing the power of a clever side late in their primes. Their chances of promotion are remote, but they’re in the conversation, and that feels like a victory. Belgrave, though similar on the surface in age profile and just a place beneath, are nine points away; their players look more like rejects and has-beens, players on the way down, not the way up. Enterprising leftback Lars Sendak might be the exception, his thumping shot having struck four goals thus far, but given Belgrave’s business model, he’ll likely be sold before long.

Mantlegrove and Cranequin City play out another scoreless draw. Of course they do. But Cranequin followed it up with two wins on the spin - one, as has already been mentioned, over Goodfeather FC, a thumping shot from Kalenz Crydee breaking a 79th-minute deadlock - while Mantlegrove have come within six points of safety, a win over Soli letting them dream. Soli, for their part, are nine points from safety, so by now it looks fairly clear that we have our bottom three… and Gonen’s Bridge, remarkably, are not in it. They haven’t been amazing, but their well-drilled foreign journeymen have been showing some class and talent, at times; Gail Suvri’s particularly impressed with nineteen goals from 27 games, her sudden but sustained purple patch surely sparking some interest abroad for the Chromatik, recently turned 26.

RENSENBRINK CUP
Fourth Round

Creed United 0-1 AFC Treason
Bishop 0-3 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 3-0 Iron City
Southfell United 0-2 Lindmark Falcons
Barossia United 3-2 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Moths 4-4 AFC Corvistone (4-4 AET, 3-2 PKs)
North Sabrefell 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Raven River
Cypher Town 0-1 Pillars of Southfell
Corinthians No Longer 2-4 Starling
North Laithland 3-1 Riverkey Shells
Stahlburg City 2-1 Brinemouth
Dartmouth Terriers 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Rochford Pilgrims 3-2 AFC Rochford
Ballardine FC 1-2 Ritter Town
Broadenburg Tor 1-2 New Oakstone Phoenix

Take a moment to respect Broadenburg Tor, only promoted from the state leagues last season, whose 2-1 win over second-tier Belgrave last round has to go down as one of the Cup’s greatest shocks.

Fifth Round
Alliance Barossia 4-0 Rochford Pilgrims
Raven River 0-4 Vermillion Rage
Lindmark Falcons 2-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Stahlburg City 1-1 AFC Treason (1-1 AET, 4-5 PKs)
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Barossia United (3-1 AET)
Pillars of Southfell 0-2 Starling
North Sabrefell 5-2 North Laithland
Parrhesia United 6-0 Ritter Town
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Postby Nephara » Fri May 19, 2023 7:33 pm

Here’s how we looked going into the final stretch…

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Starling 28 20 4 4 56 32 +24 64
2 Aries Chariots 28 18 6 4 63 31 +32 60

3 Sabrefell Moths 28 17 4 7 62 35 +27 55
4 Sabrefell Athletic 28 16 5 7 70 31 +39 53
5 Crisisbless 28 16 5 7 61 35 +26 53

6 Coret Hawks 28 15 7 6 55 38 +17 52
7 Brinemouth 28 16 2 10 58 32 +26 50
8 AFC Treason 28 11 8 9 49 40 +9 41
9 Southfell United 28 11 6 11 35 55 -20 39
10 AFC Corvistone 28 11 5 12 43 37 +6 38
11 Stahlburg City 28 9 10 9 37 33 +4 37
12 Vermillion Rage 28 9 6 13 43 49 -6 33
13 Chatswood 28 9 6 13 20 37 -17 33
14 Raven River 28 8 8 12 50 59 -9 32
15 Chenoworth Harriers 28 8 6 14 49 48 +1 30
16 Newrook City 28 7 7 14 31 51 -20 28
17 Chardonnay Rangers 28 7 6 15 44 71 -27 27
18 Corinthians No Longer 28 6 5 17 31 71 -40 23
19 North Sabrefell 28 4 6 18 28 63 -35 18
20 Creed United 28 2 8 18 20 57 -37 14

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Goodfeather FC 28 19 4 5 65 33 +32 61
2 Parrhesia United 28 16 4 8 51 33 +18 52

3 New Oakstone Phoenix 28 14 8 6 62 35 +27 50
4 Barossia United 28 14 8 6 47 27 +20 50
5 North Laithland 28 13 9 6 52 32 +20 48
6 Leichhardt 28 14 6 8 33 30 +3 48
7 Crisisbless United 28 14 5 9 53 39 +14 47
8 Cranequin Wanderers 28 13 8 7 35 26 +9 47
9 Iron City 28 12 9 7 33 26 +7 45
10 Alliance Barossia 28 12 9 7 42 41 +1 45
11 Belgrave 28 10 6 12 46 52 -6 36
12 Morningstar 28 9 7 12 37 41 -4 34
13 Diamondqueen 28 7 11 10 39 43 -4 32
14 Gonen's Bridge 28 9 5 14 48 60 -12 32
15 Brookford Otters 28 8 7 13 38 48 -10 31
16 AFC Rochford 28 7 9 12 29 37 -8 30
17 Chenoworth Rovers 28 5 15 8 31 43 -12 30
18 Aries Solitaire 28 5 6 17 32 58 -26 21
19 Mantlegrove 28 2 9 17 20 51 -31 15
20 Cranequin City 28 2 5 21 13 51 -38 11

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 South Laithland 28 20 7 1 55 15 +40 67
2 Autumnstone 28 16 9 3 59 36 +23 57

3 Stahlburg Rovers 28 15 10 3 60 30 +30 55
4 Boltcroft Thorns 28 15 7 6 58 31 +27 52
5 Peregrine 28 14 8 6 56 32 +24 50
6 Vermillion Wanderers 28 15 5 8 40 33 +7 50
7 Greygate 28 15 4 9 39 25 +14 49
8 West Brinemouth 28 9 11 8 26 25 +1 38
9 Locksley 28 9 10 9 38 31 +7 37
10 Lindwurm Delta 28 11 4 13 49 51 -2 37
11 Corvette Maulers 28 10 6 12 37 39 -2 36
12 Pillars of Southfell 28 10 6 12 25 32 -7 36
13 Cypher Town 28 9 7 12 29 34 -5 34
14 AFC Serpentine 28 10 4 14 36 47 -11 34
15 Armstrong 28 9 6 13 22 36 -14 33
16 Lindmark Falcons 28 7 8 13 39 47 -8 29
17 Gosmouth Swans 28 7 7 14 38 52 -14 28
18 Latin Enclave FC 28 7 2 19 37 60 -23 23
19 Ritter Town 28 5 3 20 41 78 -37 18
20 The Strongest 28 4 2 22 30 80 -50 14


ROUND 29
Aries Chariots 4-2 Starling
AFC Treason 2-0 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Rage 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Newrook City 2-3 Coret Hawks
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Crisisbless
Corinthians No Longer 1-4 Brinemouth
Southfell United 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Chardonnay Rangers 0-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Chatswood 2-1 Raven River
Creed United 2-1 North Sabrefell

A very obvious Big Game. Yes, Treason vs. Stahlburg City, the two sides who loathe each other more than anyone else, and it’s the tag-team act of Roskvi and Leona Tsang that ensure the Stags triumph--

Oh, no, you mean Chariots/Starling, 1v2, don’t you. Well, Starling get an early goal against the run of play, a slack pass from Dewinter seized up on by Noir and driven across to Coffey to slot home. The Chariots equalise, but Starling recapture the lead late in the first half. However, in the second, Starling’s lack of punch on their depleted bench tells; Metzelder refuses to make more than a single substitution, and a late flurry of goals see the Chariots triumph, and cut the deficit at the top to one goal.

The bottom two play, too. A bullet header from substitute Olga Leung (‘we have Leona Tsang at home!’), the striker’s first of the season, secures a 2-1 win for Oathmen. Will that matter? Probably not, no.

ROUND 30
Stahlburg City 0-1 Aries Chariots
AFC Corvistone 4-1 Starling
Coret Hawks 3-0 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Brinemouth 4-0 Newrook City
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Athletic 2-2 Corinthians No Longer
Raven River 2-1 Southfell United
North Sabrefell 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Creed United 3-1 Chatswood

Goddammit, Starling. They do not have that dawg in them. Evidently that come-from-behind win from Chariots shattered their spirits, as now Corvistone hammer them 4-1. No comeback. Nothing against the run of play. Corvistone just run over them. The Chariots edge an ill-tempered affair against the Smiths to take first place, while the Moths crush the Harriers 4-0, the gap closed to a very attainable five points.

Coret smash an out-of-sorts Treason 3-0, which is largely irrelevant but still odd. Creed win again. Huh. North Sabrefell, um, don’t.

ROUND 31
Aries Chariots 3-0 AFC Corvistone
Stahlburg City 1-1 Coret Hawks
Starling 1-2 Crisisbless
AFC Treason 3-2 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Newrook City 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Chenoworth Harriers 0-0 Raven River
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 North Sabrefell
Southfell United 2-2 Creed United
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Chatswood

A brilliant day for the Chariots. Starling are beaten by rivals Crisisbless, the Moths succumb to a late leveller from a Vermillion side they outshoot 14-3, a rare and horribly timed error from goalkeeper Loree Bautista culpable, and the Chariots have absolutely no problem crushing the Corvistone side that just made such short work of their rivals. At the bottom, CNL are only barely able to scrape a draw with North Sabrefell, a horrible missed opportunity to drag themselves away from the drop; substitute Victoria Remeikis, a veteran 34-year old striker, wins a late penalty, puts it terribly close to the centre, and is fortunate to be able to smash the rebound home when Avramovic parries it straight back where it came from.

ROUND 32
Coret Hawks 2-4 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth 0-0 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Moths 2-0 Starling
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 AFC Treason
Raven River 1-4 Vermillion Rage
North Sabrefell 0-1 Newrook City
Creed United 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Chatswood 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 Southfell United

The Moths absolutely need to beat Starling, and do; it’s not close. The Passerines look thoroughly spent, a 200m sprinter caught in a 400m race, and Adalheid Metzelder looks thoroughly upset on the sidelines. Suits the Chariots fine; they concede early to Coret, but two goals apiece from Konrad Balmoral and Ismet Zmiric set them back on track. The excellence of Creed goalkeeper Sinric Aston, and two well-taken set piece goals converted by Emil Dajo and Angus Guinness - Miranda Anderson, taking both, is the one real ace up their sleeve creatively - sees them to an impressive win over the Harriers, and suddenly they’re just a point away from the playoff. Against the odds, could they survive?

ROUND 33
Aries Chariots 0-3 Crisisbless
Coret Hawks 1-1 Brinemouth
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
Stahlburg City 0-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Starling 3-1 Raven River
AFC Treason 0-1 North Sabrefell
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Creed United
Newrook City 0-0 Chatswood
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Southfell United

Oh, no. Oh, Chariots… defeat to Crisisbless isn’t even close, there isn’t any mitigating factor, they’re just appalling on the day, completely failing to show up, beaten 3-0. The fans still relive their recent collapse in their nightmares. And it’s a tough run of fixtures. They just have to arrest the slump, beat Brinemouth next game. No cause to panic; the Sabrefell sides fail to win, too, and they’re probably out of the title running by this point. Aries just need a result against Brinemouth…

ROUND 34
Brinemouth 3-1 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Moths 0-1 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 5-1 Coret Hawks
Raven River 4-1 AFC Corvistone
North Sabrefell 1-1 Stahlburg City
Creed United 1-3 Starling
Chatswood 1-1 AFC Treason
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Vermillion Rage
Southfell United 1-0 Newrook City
Corinthians No Longer 0-6 Chenoworth Harriers

It is. Happening. Again.

It is. Happening. Again.

ROUND 35
Aries Chariots 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Brinemouth 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless 0-0 Raven River
Coret Hawks 4-0 North Sabrefell
AFC Corvistone 4-2 Creed United
Stahlburg City 2-0 Chatswood
Starling 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Treason 1-5 Southfell United
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Newrook City 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers

what the fuck is wrong with you, treason

The Chariots need to recover fast, and they do! Just two minutes in against the Moths, they’re 1-0 up, Scalena Woodwright drilling a speculative shot past Bautista from a near angle. It’s Bautista’s second costly error for the Moths in recent memory, but he more than makes up for it with a defiant performance, turning the Chariots aside time and again. And when a long ball perfectly weighted puts Nick Riordan through one-on-one with Blaha, of course he makes no mistake… 1-1. Starling close the gap with a narrow win over Chardonnay; it isn’t pretty, and their goal difference is far worse, but the Chariots are now out of rope.

ROUND 36
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Aries Chariots
Raven River 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
North Sabrefell 2-5 Brinemouth
Creed United 1-3 Crisisbless
Chatswood 1-0 Coret Hawks
Chardonnay Rangers 1-4 AFC Corvistone
Southfell United 0-1 Stahlburg City
Corinthians No Longer 3-0 Starling
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 AFC Treason
Newrook City 1-0 Vermillion Rage

That’s some rope back! The Chariots scrape a 1-1 draw in desperately ugly circumstances in the Barbarossa. The two sides loathe each other; the Rams desperately want to deny the Chariots a title, and go in hard wherever possible. Of course the game ends 10v10. But in context, that’s a point gained, not two dropped, as Starling repeat their earlier feat of randomly imploding. This time, it’s to a CNL side that unleash all their dawg in a desperate attempt to stay out of the relegation fight, and earn a 3-0 win that probably at least secures the playoff.

ROUND 37
Aries Chariots 1-0 Raven River
Sabrefell Athletic 4-1 North Sabrefell
Sabrefell Moths 2-0 Creed United
Brinemouth 3-0 Chatswood
Crisisbless 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Coret Hawks 2-1 Southfell United
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
Stahlburg City 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 1-3 Newrook City
AFC Treason 2-0 Vermillion Rage

Jezdimir Ocokoljic is a romantic at heart. He was attracted to Newrook in the first place, hearing of how, in a year where they were relegated, Newrook still celebrated like mad that they’d won the Cup. That’s why he came back after so many years, and why he talked his brother into joining him.

Today, Ocokoljic kills a dream. It’s his goals, a 37th-minute grass-cutter and an 81st-minute penalty, which make the difference in dragging down Starling. Not just out of contention to first, but out of the top two entirely, and at the hands of a midtable side with nothing to play for.

The Chariots do their part. It isn’t a vintage game, or a vintage goal that wins it; Tadej Roskar smacks in a cross, River defender Clara Brivio misses the header, Balmoral reacts quickly to chest down and blast home a ball he never thought would make it to him, pure power taking it through goalkeeper Gabriella. River manage a late surge, for no particular reason - they’re safe by a mile - and Amelia Staunton strikes the upright with the last kick of the game, but it doesn’t matter. The trophy is on the sideline… and Margarita Lillehammer-Lockright will lift it.

The Sabrefell giants get the privilege of relegating North Sabrefell and Creed United, who have basically offered nothing all season. The Bohemians were a tired side stuck in a terminal spiral of replacing good players with cut-price reinforcements; Creed just didn’t have what it took. CNL will contest the playoff, and can handily rest their best players on the last day to prepare.

ROUND 29
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Leichhardt
Aries Solitaire 2-3 Parrhesia United
Barossia United 1-0 Mantlegrove
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Alliance Barossia
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-6 Goodfeather FC
North Laithland 2-0 Iron City
Crisisbless United 1-0 AFC Rochford
Morningstar 1-0 Belgrave
Cranequin City 1-0 Diamondqueen
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Brookford Otters
ROUND 30
Parrhesia United 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Mantlegrove 2-3 Leichhardt
Alliance Barossia 2-2 Aries Solitaire
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Barossia United
Iron City 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
AFC Rochford 4-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Belgrave 1-0 North Laithland
Diamondqueen 0-1 Crisisbless United
Brookford Otters 2-1 Morningstar
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Cranequin City
ROUND 31
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Mantlegrove
Parrhesia United 0-0 Alliance Barossia
Leichhardt 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Aries Solitaire 1-4 Iron City
Barossia United 7-0 AFC Rochford
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Belgrave
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Diamondqueen
North Laithland 1-0 Brookford Otters
Crisisbless United 4-0 Gonen's Bridge
Morningstar 2-1 Cranequin City
ROUND 32
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Mantlegrove
Iron City 1-0 Parrhesia United
AFC Rochford 1-0 Leichhardt
Belgrave 4-0 Aries Solitaire
Diamondqueen 1-1 Barossia United
Brookford Otters 4-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Cranequin City 0-1 North Laithland
Morningstar 2-1 Crisisbless United
ROUND 33
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Iron City
Mantlegrove 0-1 AFC Rochford
Parrhesia United 1-3 Belgrave
Leichhardt 1-3 Diamondqueen
Aries Solitaire 0-3 Brookford Otters
Barossia United 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Cranequin City
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-3 Morningstar
North Laithland 1-0 Crisisbless United
ROUND 34
Iron City 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
AFC Rochford 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Belgrave 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Diamondqueen 2-1 Mantlegrove
Brookford Otters 1-2 Parrhesia United
Gonen's Bridge 0-2 Leichhardt
Cranequin City 0-1 Aries Solitaire
Morningstar 0-2 Barossia United
Crisisbless United 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
North Laithland 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
ROUND 35
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 AFC Rochford
Iron City 2-1 Belgrave
Goodfeather FC 0-0 Diamondqueen
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Brookford Otters
Mantlegrove 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Parrhesia United 2-0 Cranequin City
Leichhardt 3-1 Morningstar
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Crisisbless United
Barossia United 1-1 North Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 1-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
ROUND 36
Belgrave 2-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 0-2 AFC Rochford
Brookford Otters 0-1 Iron City
Gonen's Bridge 2-4 Goodfeather FC
Cranequin City 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Morningstar 2-0 Mantlegrove
Crisisbless United 1-1 Parrhesia United
North Laithland 4-3 Leichhardt
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 Aries Solitaire
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Barossia United
ROUND 37
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Diamondqueen
Belgrave 1-0 Brookford Otters
AFC Rochford 4-0 Gonen's Bridge
Iron City 1-0 Cranequin City
Goodfeather FC 0-1 Morningstar
Alliance Barossia 2-2 Crisisbless United
Mantlegrove 1-1 North Laithland
Parrhesia United 3-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
Leichhardt 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Aries Solitaire 0-2 Barossia United

It is not a season of high intrigue in 1Div. Goodfeather stroll to the title, Barossia are all but mathematically assured of promotion. Mantlegrove and Cranequin City are not quite as atrocious now as they were at the start of the season, but still mired at the wrong end of the table, and Soli are significantly better… but not by enough to matter. All that’s left to fight over is the promotion playoff; North Laithland sit prettiest, but if they can’t beat champions Goodfeather, then a number of sides can overtake them.

RENSENBRINK CUP
Quarterfinals
Alliance Barossia 4-4 Vermillion Rage
Vermillion Rage 2-1 Alliance Barossia
Vermillion Rage win 6-5 on aggregate.

New Oakstone Phoenix 0-0 AFC Treason
AFC Treason 1-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
New Oakstone Phoenix win 4-1 on aggregate.

what the FUCK, treason

Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Starling
Starling 3-2 Sabrefell Moths
Starling win 4-3 on aggregate.

North Sabrefell 4-0 Parrhesia United
Parrhesia United 6-1 North Sabrefell
Parrhesia United win 6-5 on aggregate.

Semifinals
Vermillion Rage 1-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Vermillion Rage win 2-0 on aggregate.

Starling 3-0 Parrhesia United
Parrhesia United 4-5 Starling
Starling win 8-4 on aggregate.

Starling can at least credibly claim they’ve had cause for distraction during the run-in, with some truly exhausting ties taking them to the limits. They’ll play Cup specialists Vermillion in the final; no clear favourites, here, particularly with the Rage all too happy to keep their powder dry. This is their season now, while Starling can still technically make the Champions League.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Aries Chariots 37 23 8 6 79 43 +36 77
2 Crisisbless 37 22 7 8 75 41 +34 73

3 Starling 37 23 4 10 69 53 +16 73
4 Sabrefell Athletic 37 20 10 7 90 38 +52 70
5 Sabrefell Moths 37 21 6 10 77 42 +35 69

6 Brinemouth 37 21 5 11 81 41 +40 68
7 Coret Hawks 37 19 9 9 72 53 +19 66
8 AFC Corvistone 37 16 6 15 61 51 +10 54
9 AFC Treason 37 14 10 13 60 56 +4 52
10 Stahlburg City 37 12 14 11 44 38 +6 50
11 Southfell United 37 14 8 15 47 67 -20 50
12 Vermillion Rage 37 13 9 15 54 56 -2 48
13 Chatswood 37 12 8 17 26 48 -22 44
14 Raven River 37 11 10 16 60 71 -11 43
15 Chenoworth Harriers 37 11 8 18 60 59 +1 41
16 Newrook City 37 10 9 18 38 61 -23 39
17 Chardonnay Rangers 37 9 8 20 51 86 -35 35
18 Corinthians No Longer 37 7 8 22 40 90 -50 29
19 Creed United 37 5 9 23 33 75 -42 24
20 North Sabrefell 37 5 8 24 36 84 -48 23

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Goodfeather FC 37 22 9 6 81 41 +40 75
2 Barossia United 37 19 12 6 65 32 +33 69

3 North Laithland 37 18 12 7 65 40 +25 66
4 Cranequin Wanderers 37 18 12 7 44 30 +14 66
5 Iron City 37 18 11 8 45 31 +14 65
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 37 18 10 9 82 56 +26 64
7 Crisisbless United 37 19 7 11 67 46 +21 64
8 Parrhesia United 37 19 6 12 64 47 +17 63
9 Alliance Barossia 37 16 14 7 53 47 +6 62
10 Leichhardt 37 17 6 14 45 45 +0 57
11 Morningstar 37 15 7 15 50 52 -2 52
12 Belgrave 37 14 8 15 60 61 -1 50
13 AFC Rochford 37 12 10 15 42 49 -7 46
14 Brookford Otters 37 11 8 18 49 56 -7 41
15 Diamondqueen 37 9 13 15 45 52 -7 40
16 Gonen's Bridge 37 11 6 20 55 80 -25 39
17 Chenoworth Rovers 37 7 17 13 37 59 -22 38
18 Aries Solitaire 37 6 8 23 40 79 -39 26
19 Mantlegrove 37 2 11 24 25 64 -39 17
20 Cranequin City 37 3 5 29 15 62 -47 14

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Autumnstone 37 23 11 3 90 44 +46 80
2 South Laithland 37 23 10 4 72 25 +47 79

3 Stahlburg Rovers 37 19 12 6 74 42 +32 69
4 Vermillion Wanderers 37 21 6 10 57 44 +13 69
5 Boltcroft Thorns 37 20 8 9 71 42 +29 68
6 Greygate 37 17 7 13 52 41 +11 58
7 Peregrine 37 15 12 10 65 42 +23 57
8 Locksley 37 13 15 9 59 43 +16 54
9 Lindwurm Delta 37 16 6 15 64 61 +3 54
10 Corvette Maulers 37 15 6 16 54 55 -1 51
11 West Brinemouth 37 12 13 12 36 35 +1 49
12 Cypher Town 37 13 10 14 43 47 -4 49
13 Gosmouth Swans 37 13 9 15 58 64 -6 48
14 Pillars of Southfell 37 13 7 17 35 46 -11 46
15 Armstrong 37 11 10 16 29 42 -13 43
16 AFC Serpentine 37 12 6 19 41 63 -22 42
17 Lindmark Falcons 37 9 11 17 51 67 -16 38
18 Latin Enclave FC 37 10 2 25 44 79 -35 32
19 Ritter Town 37 6 5 26 46 97 -51 23
20 The Strongest 37 4 4 29 38 100 -62 16
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Postby Nephara » Sat May 20, 2023 10:24 am

FIRST DIVISION FINALE
Brookford Otters 2-4 Cranequin Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 1-2 Diamondqueen
Cranequin City 2-0 Belgrave
Morningstar 1-2 AFC Rochford
Crisisbless United 0-3 Iron City
North Laithland 2-1 Goodfeather FC
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Alliance Barossia
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Mantlegrove
Barossia United 2-1 Parrhesia United
Aries Solitaire 3-2 Leichhardt

First-half goals from Severa Freeport and Matthis Vyntra are just reward for a first half where North Laithland overpower Goodfeather, direct and decisive in possession and unafraid to shoot given a decent chance. Goodfeather get a goal back in the second half, but the Spiders cling onto their playoff place.

ZENITH FINALE
North Sabrefell 1-1 Aries Chariots
Creed United 1-3 Raven River
Chatswood 2-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 Sabrefell Moths
Southfell United 1-5 Brinemouth
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 Crisisbless
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 Coret Hawks
Newrook City 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Stahlburg City
AFC Treason 3-1 Starling

The fight for second - the only thing remaining to fight over - ends in hilariously tepid fashion. Crisisbless are somehow pegged back twice by a CNL side shamelessly resting a bevy of players in readiness for the relegation playoff to come, Fenyvesi and 19-year old Fabian Gebauer managing equalisers, but it doesn’t matter when Starling get shelled by Treason, perhaps having one eye on the final. The Chariots stumble to a draw with already-relegated North Sabrefell to seal an altogether farcical finale.

PLAYOFFS
[2Div] Latin Enclave FC 1-1 [3Div] Bishop (1-1 AET, 3-2 pens)
[1Div] Aries Solitaire 1-1 [2Div] Vermillion Wanderers (1-1 AET, 2-3 pens)
[Z] Corinthians No Longer 2-0 [1Div] North Laithland

Kurtis Rakeruth completes a successful turnaround in his first season with a hard-nosed, defiant performance to deny the Spiders their return to the big time. The Spiders dominate possession, yes, but they can’t compete with the Licentian excellence in either box; Caelan Wright makes a bevy of excellent saves, and Caelan McIntyre nets a brace of headers. It’s been a rough season for CNL, probably a year too far for Auburn Daescher, who just fell off a cliff, and exposing shortcomings elsewhere in the squad. Rejuvenation is not optional. But they’ve survived a proper scare, and look a good bet to become a Zenith staple… even, and especially, as their local rivals fall.

RENSENBRINK CUP FINAL
Vermillion Rage 1-3 Starling

Starling are exhausted, but they have this one last job in them. Yes, Adalheid Metzelder strongly implies a horse-whip was used at half-time. Yes, their players look driven on by fear as much as anything. But they swarm the Rage, force turnovers in passing, and convert chances with a ruthlessness tragically missing in the league run-in. Despite the looming spectre of what could have been, this has been a magnificent season for the Passerines, and it deserved to end in silverware.




And so that’s it. Another season of the Zenith’s drift, just one exceptional league among any, no longer the shining star atop the domestic scene. A year where none of the giants truly came to life, and while the Chariots, the only one of the Gang of Six never to win a title, have at last scratched that particular itch, the most surprising title winner since Starling… there is still a sense that none of this is quite what it was.

…

It’s the 76th minute at the Libira National at Poafmersia, a sellout crowd pushing over seventy thousand watching on. Chromatik vs. Sabrefell Athletic, in the Champions League final, as the Rams jostle to become the first Nepharan side to win IFCF silverware. Three minutes in, Sophie Singh’s hit a post, and it’s a wake-up call, the Rams have to fortify, clear their lines. It doesn’t stick. Eighteen minutes in, Chromatik have their lead. Lili Marinca, a seasoned former Cormorant who’s barely lost a step at 30, exhibits her natural national superiority over Caoimhin Hadley, then sets up Trudy Harrison to drive in the opener from the inside of the box.

The Rams have been inconsistent all season, big booms, big busts. But they’ve scored more goals than anyone else in the Zenith, and it isn’t hard to see why. They don’t play particularly well in the next ten minutes, they don’t deserve to equalise, but a throw-in is lobbed vaguely into the box, Ami Coulibaly doesn’t deal with it assertively enough, failing to step forward… Drazen Skara’s there, in a flash, sending a half-volley down into the earth and bouncing up beyond Medusa Strand.

Things get bitty after that, the Rams imposing their pace and physicality on the opposition, Kalia Tolsii left biting her nails on the sideline, still looking at 47 like at any moment she could rip off her jacket and stride out onto the pitch. But it’s fitting when the breakthrough, in first-half injury time, comes through from a set piece. Medusa Strand does brilliantly to tip a strike from Ladonna Womack over the bar, but there’s nothing she can do when Womack’s following corner is floated perfectly into the corridor of uncertainty. Vetta Roback, who has had a magnificent season from start to finish, rises above all-comers to crash home a header, and give the Rams a lead into the break.

Half-time comes and goes, and in the second half, it’s a tight, anxious affair. The Rams have grown into it, looking authoritative, commanding… but not quite getting that goal, as close as they’ve come at times. Medusa Strand, the Nephar in the Chromatik club’s goal, has impressed; Hailee Sourtois, the Chromatik between the posts for the Nepharan club, has acted sharply when called upon. But just after the hour, her guard is breached, Sophie Singh streaking past the last man and driving home a crisp first-touch finish… waved back for offside. A four-minute VAR check is required to uphold it. Time to rest. Collect themselves. Momentum stalled, somewhat.

And so, to the 76th minute. The Rams are tiring. Tolsii doesn’t much trust her bench, outside of the forwards; only Lex Klein and holding midfielder Sonya Belltower are on, and she’ll sit on a final double substitution until the dying minutes. But Susan Monaghan’s shown enough dynamism to burst down the centre and get flattened by countrywoman Harrison. Now she stands over a free kick, at a theoretically dangerous angle and distance. Strand stands alert on the goal-line. Klein and Skara float in the box, as does Womack, Roback, the 22-year old fourth-choice centre-half Eitri Marsden who has had the performance of his life.

The whistle blows.

Monaghan takes two steps, shapes to shoot -- the wall jumps -- and slides the ball across to Rebekka Kajsdottir, recently turned 20, loitering on the edge of the box. The Graintfjaller steps inside, the wall breaks, white and red shirts scattering in every direction, but amidst the throng, somehow, a channel opens up. It would take a perfect shot, with the perfect - maximal - amount of force, to thread the needle and find the bottom corner, past an unsighted Strand, bellowing at her charges to get clear.

Rebekka finds it.

3-1. And they hold out, hold firm for dear life; Krause and Wisting come on and both take yellow cards in their minimal time on the pitch, Sourtois tips a dipping drive from Kierra Axel onto the post and away. Nothing Chromatik do matters. Wave after wave crash off the red wall; perhaps that’s too evocative. For the most part, the ball gets bogged down in midfield. Athletic look good value for the win, but that isn’t what matters. No talk of field tilt, xGOT, DZSiBoT, whatever. What matters is Damien Gannot’s hands on that trophy.

Nephara are back.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Aries Chariots 38 23 9 6 80 44 +36 78
2 Crisisbless 38 22 8 8 77 43 +34 74

3 Starling 38 23 4 11 70 56 +14 73
4 Brinemouth 38 22 5 11 86 42 +44 71

5 Sabrefell Athletic 38 20 10 8 90 40 +50 70
6 Sabrefell Moths 38 21 6 11 77 44 +33 69
7 Coret Hawks 38 20 9 9 74 53 +21 69
8 AFC Corvistone 38 17 6 15 63 52 +11 57
9 AFC Treason 38 15 10 13 63 57 +6 55
10 Vermillion Rage 38 14 9 15 55 56 -1 51
11 Stahlburg City 38 12 14 12 44 39 +5 50
12 Southfell United 38 14 8 16 48 72 -24 50
13 Chatswood 38 13 8 17 28 48 -20 47
14 Raven River 38 12 10 16 63 72 -9 46
15 Chenoworth Harriers 38 11 8 19 60 61 -1 41
16 Newrook City 38 10 9 19 39 63 -24 39
17 Chardonnay Rangers 38 10 8 20 53 86 -33 38
18 Corinthians No Longer 38 7 9 22 42 92 -50 30
19 Creed United 38 5 9 24 34 78 -44 24
20 North Sabrefell 38 5 9 24 37 85 -48 24
AWARDS
Emerald Boot (Goals Scored): Drazen Skara (SFA) - 27
Emerald Ball (Player of the Year): Anne-Marie Roux (CRI)
Emerald Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Thyrill Bjarnhéðinsson (STA)
Emerald Fist (Debutant of the Year): Ismet Zmiric (ARC)
Team of the Year: Blaha (ARC); Meadows (BRI), Lieven (CRI), Roback (SFA), Delasra (CRI); Gyldenstroem (SFM), Southsea (BRI), Zmiric (ARC), Roux (CRI); Robineau (CRI), Skara (SFA)
Emerald Crest (Manager of the Year): Lexus Ulreich (ARC)

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Goodfeather FC 38 22 9 7 82 43 +39 75
2 Barossia United 38 20 12 6 67 33 +34 72

3 North Laithland 38 19 12 7 67 41 +26 69
4 Cranequin Wanderers 38 19 12 7 48 32 +16 69
5 Iron City 38 19 11 8 48 31 +17 68
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 38 18 11 9 84 58 +26 65
7 Crisisbless United 38 19 7 12 67 49 +18 64
8 Parrhesia United 38 19 6 13 65 49 +16 63
9 Alliance Barossia 38 16 15 7 55 49 +6 63
10 Leichhardt 38 17 6 15 47 48 -1 57
11 Morningstar 38 15 7 16 51 54 -3 52
12 Belgrave 38 14 8 16 60 63 -3 50
13 AFC Rochford 38 13 10 15 44 50 -6 49
14 Diamondqueen 38 10 13 15 47 53 -6 43
15 Brookford Otters 38 11 8 19 51 60 -9 41
16 Chenoworth Rovers 38 7 18 13 38 60 -22 39
17 Gonen's Bridge 38 11 6 21 56 82 -26 39
18 Aries Solitaire 38 7 8 23 43 81 -38 29
19 Mantlegrove 38 2 12 24 26 65 -39 18
20 Cranequin City 38 4 5 29 17 62 -45 17
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Annika St. Cleer (NOP) - 28
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Leona Jörvarsdóttir (BAU)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Esther Conway (RCH)
Team of the Year: Mercedes (BAU); Leona (BAU), Sharpe (NLA), Strauss (PAR), Masuda (NLA); Morgan (IRC), Orakhin (GDF), Vyntra (NLA), Sadler (CRW); St. Cleer (NOP), Catepan (GDF)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Florian Burnes (GOB)

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Autumnstone 38 24 11 3 92 44 +48 83
2 South Laithland 38 24 10 4 74 26 +48 82
3 Vermillion Wanderers 38 22 6 10 58 44 +14 72

4 Stahlburg Rovers 38 19 12 7 74 43 +31 69
5 Boltcroft Thorns 38 20 9 9 72 43 +29 69
6 Greygate 38 18 7 13 54 41 +13 61
7 Peregrine 38 15 13 10 65 42 +23 58
8 Locksley 38 13 15 10 60 45 +15 54
9 Lindwurm Delta 38 16 6 16 64 62 +2 54
10 Corvette Maulers 38 15 6 17 54 57 -3 51
11 Gosmouth Swans 38 14 9 15 59 64 -5 51
12 West Brinemouth 38 12 14 12 37 36 +1 50
13 Cypher Town 38 13 11 14 43 47 -4 50
14 Pillars of Southfell 38 13 8 17 35 46 -11 47
15 Armstrong 38 11 10 17 29 44 -15 43
16 AFC Serpentine 38 12 6 20 41 64 -23 42
17 Lindmark Falcons 38 9 12 17 53 69 -16 39
18 Latin Enclave FC 38 10 3 25 44 79 -35 33
19 Ritter Town 38 6 6 26 48 99 -51 24
20 The Strongest 38 5 4 29 39 100 -61 19

GRAND CONFERENCE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Ballardine FC 46 29 8 9 84 49 +35 95
2 Rochford Pilgrims 46 25 13 8 90 53 +37 88

3 Bishop 46 24 10 12 88 56 +32 82
4 AFC Southsands 46 23 12 11 67 52 +15 81
5 Lazuli Diamonds 46 23 10 13 109 60 +49 79
6 The Hanged Man 46 21 14 11 55 33 +22 77
7 Shimmering Quay 46 19 15 12 71 58 +13 72
8 Riverkey Shells 46 19 13 14 76 56 +20 70
9 Rosary Brinemouth 46 21 6 19 65 57 +8 69
10 Ingram Township 46 17 16 13 51 36 +15 67
11 Lockheed Zenith 46 18 11 17 72 55 +17 65
12 Brokenarch 46 16 17 13 62 51 +11 65
13 Blau-Weiss Treason 46 17 9 20 47 50 -3 60
14 Mapleford 46 16 12 18 59 65 -6 60
15 Creed Rosebud 46 15 13 18 57 70 -13 58
16 Brinemouth Krakens 46 15 10 21 58 71 -13 55
17 Northside Eagles 46 14 13 19 52 71 -19 55
18 Sheridan 46 13 14 19 33 46 -13 53
19 Mueller's Crossing 46 12 12 22 35 55 -20 48
20 Dartmouth Terriers 46 11 14 21 53 75 -22 47
21 Extreme Hills 46 12 11 23 55 96 -41 47
22 Grey Egress 46 12 9 25 51 84 -33 45
23 Crownsend Journey 46 10 14 22 43 83 -40 44
24 Cypher Nightwatch 46 8 8 30 32 83 -51 32

CONFERENCE WEST
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Corvistone City 46 25 14 7 78 32 +46 89
2 Southriver 46 25 12 9 78 44 +34 87

3 Kommissar 46 24 13 9 65 45 +20 85
4 Kensey Town 46 24 12 10 81 42 +39 84
5 Strephonage 46 24 12 10 61 30 +31 84
6 Iberia Chenoworth 46 25 7 14 100 79 +21 82
7 Chenoworth Teutons 46 23 10 13 61 38 +23 79
8 Sutcroft 46 23 8 15 61 52 +9 77
9 Stonegrave 46 19 15 12 56 42 +14 72
10 FC Seierstad 46 19 11 16 77 60 +17 68
11 AFC Hoxenhaven 46 17 13 16 58 51 +7 64
12 Constance Park 46 16 14 16 48 51 -3 62
13 Aspen Grove 46 15 15 16 51 50 +1 60
14 Hackett 46 16 10 20 68 72 -4 58
15 AFC Shale 46 14 14 18 35 46 -11 56
16 Ringway 46 13 16 17 45 54 -9 55
17 Fanesburg 46 13 13 20 46 72 -26 52
18 Moxstone Fortune 46 11 17 18 52 64 -12 50
19 AFC Shrikeroost 46 13 10 23 50 64 -14 49
20 Osburn Scarlets 46 13 9 24 38 55 -17 48
21 Stilwell Kickers 46 12 10 24 43 65 -22 46
22 Lichebridge 46 11 7 28 41 102 -61 40
23 Stahlburg Bannermen 46 8 12 26 31 62 -31 36
24 Martane Place 46 8 8 30 57 109 -52 32

CONFERENCE EAST
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Advance Lazuli 46 31 7 8 104 50 +54 100
2 Barhara Cavaliers 46 27 11 8 101 47 +54 92

3 Caldwick Strand 46 27 10 9 86 49 +37 91
4 Longwinter 46 26 10 10 96 65 +31 88
5 Besand's Folly 46 26 9 11 100 61 +39 87
6 Brookford Vantablack 46 25 8 13 112 65 +47 83
7 Fully Sick XI 46 25 8 13 76 62 +14 83
8 Coret Hammerheads 46 22 12 12 82 67 +15 78
9 Crisisbless Athletic 46 23 9 14 81 70 +11 78
10 The Travellers FC 46 19 12 15 81 69 +12 69
11 Riverkey 46 19 10 17 59 48 +11 67
12 Downsparrow 46 18 9 19 67 58 +9 63
13 Broadenburg Tor 46 19 6 21 68 82 -14 63
14 Rochford Sundays 46 16 11 19 52 56 -4 59
15 South Parrhesia 46 15 12 19 60 77 -17 57
16 Cranequin Souths 46 16 6 24 81 78 +3 54
17 Long Lake 46 14 12 20 52 63 -11 54
18 Coret Rovers 46 15 8 23 57 75 -18 53
19 Brunyard FC 46 12 12 22 52 73 -21 48
20 AFC Riverside 46 11 8 27 60 104 -44 41
21 AFC Brineshore 46 11 7 28 38 83 -45 40
22 AFC Verdane 46 9 9 28 49 109 -60 36
23 Hartford Glade 46 7 10 29 50 100 -50 31
24 Quillsiders 46 8 6 32 52 105 -53 30
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