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by Cabo Azure » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:43 am
Tumbra 1–0 Cabo Azure
Mytanija 4-2 Cabo Azure
Scorers: Silveira, Rathbone

by Eraman » Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:35 pm


by Alasdair I Frosticus » Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:42 pm
To: Gerald, captain of The Holy Empire National Football Team
Hello Gerald,
I write to you, in the worst of circumstances. As you may know, I am the proud keeper of the loudest hamster farm in Nyowani Kitara, and quite probably one of, if not the, largest ones in all of Rushmore. Hamsters both live, and love, their lives on my farm. We feed them, give them good space, and an ample environment. They thrive, as it is my ultimate goal to have the largest hamster farm the world has ever seen.
However, tragedy has struck. Unfortunately, my hamster farm was breached- every single one of my hamsters escaped. I would like to invite you, before our World Cup Qualifier on Matchday 13, to visit my farm, visit my city. Let me know how I'm doing. How to help protect against predators. I'm going to search for them as best as I can- show you what we can.
From,
Olaf Svante
TRANSCRIPT OF VIDEO FOLLOWS
<a hamster appears at a table behind a microphone; he is wearing a balaclava. He reads off a sheet of paper>
I now read a statement from the All-Hamster Revolutionary Liberation Front.
Know that your reign of terror is at an end.
Even now, your former slaves run free through your streets, their cheeks swelling with the sweet taste of freedom - and it is a member of the AHRLF that has set them free to nibble on the toes of their former oppressors with their tiny little incisors.
The AHRLF shall not rest now until all hamsterkind are free, whether the previously enslaved hamsters of Nyowani Kitara, the giant hamster of Vilita, or the dwarf hamster of Az-Cz. We shall travel the multiverse seeking hamsters, whether sentient, lobotomised like those of your vile hamster farm, or simply of animal intelligence - and set them free to live their best lives.
Always shall we be guided by the revolutionary ideals of Carlimarksism, as modified via the precepts of Hermann Gerbils thought.
As we have freed your hamsters, now shall we free all hamsters.
DOWN WITH THE SVANTE REIGN OF TERROR!
VICTORY TO THE AHRLF!
VICTORY TO THE REVOLUTION!
VICTORY TO HAMSTERKIND!
<balaclava-wearing hamster puts down his sheet of paper, and makes clenched-paw salute of hamster victory>

by Yue Zhou » Mon Oct 10, 2022 1:59 pm
PROJECTED ASSEMBLY SEATS AFTER THE ELECTION
Based on YueChoice's polling averages and the Beian Tribune's own statistical analysis. 151 seats is needed for a majority.
NATIONAL UNION: 120 (-60)
LIBERATION ARMY: 109 (+74)
FORWARD PATH: 41 (+39)
PROGRESSIVE DEMOCRATS: 12 (-41)
Minor Parties/Independents: 18

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by Chromatika » Mon Oct 10, 2022 8:05 pm
MD11: (31) Chromatika 2-1 (77) Brookstation
Goals: Hauser 13', Xuen-Zhukov 90+2'
Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Fillar, J. (C); Ansov - de Aea - Anbient; Fillar, G. - Zuniga - Hauser - Ighv; Kuznetsov; Killian - Oveni.
Substitutes: Coulibaly -> Ansov (61'), Larriet-Cortes -> Zuniga (61'), Fillar, E. -> Ighv (74'), Fillar, B. -> Kuznetsov (74'), Xuen-Zhukov -> Oveni (80')
MD12 (31) Chromatika 2-1 (53) Juvencus
Goals: Kuznetsov 28', Ansov 72'
Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Fillar, J. (C); Ansov - de Aea - Anbient; Fillar, G. - Zuniga - Hauser - Ighv; Kuznetsov; Killian - Oveni.
Substitutes: Toussaint -> Killian (54'), Aimée -> Anbient (68'), Kruetzberg -> Fillar, G. (68'), Phoen -> Hauser (81'), Régine -> de Aea (81')
MD13 @ (12) Ko-oren and MD14 vs. (198) Lisander @ RCK Field, Alnio, Capital District, Chromatika (Cap. 100,400; 32,000 Seats)
Predicted Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Fillar, J. (C); Ansov - de Aea - Anbient; Fillar, G. - Zuniga - Hauser - Ighv; Kuznetsov; Killian - Oveni.
Reserves: GK Kathie Begley, GK Jacob Descombes, DCR Ami Coulibaly, DC Klavida Régine, DC Cylie Nodis, DCL Ipati Aimée, WBR Emilie Kruetzberg, BWM Kaia Larriet-Cortes, BWM Mare Si, AP Bailliare Fillar, AM Allissar Pheon, WBL Edith Fillar, F9 Paskal Toussaint, CF Lavrentiy Xuen-Zhukov, CF Candice Delaya


Mithya Hashemi, Anomalies
Cixin Ngyuen, Chromatik
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by Acastanha » Mon Oct 10, 2022 10:50 pm
Arra Nasionalista Partidu
Arra Nationalist Party
Benigno Karpanyo
Abbreviation ANP
President Benigno Karpanyo
Founded 14 January 2004
18 years ago
Split from Aliança da Arra
Ideology Arra nationalist
Right-wing nationalism
Separatist
Democratic socialism
Political position Center-right
Party colours Red, black
Starter
31 GK Santiago Karba
12 LB Rafael Oronako
3 CB Santiago Urupao
16 CB Dionisio Leimanki
4 RB Jorge Vidshav (C)
17 LM Lisandro Turtapa
6 CM Plinio Adondare
20 CM Nóe Brinanko
9 RM David Gothrado
10 ST David Yushankar
11 AT Felix Kalchankar
Substitute
23 GK Armando Padia
33 GK Tiago Kalabar
13 LB Manuel Savalor
2 CB David Erunde
27 RB Casimiro Urinjane
7 LM Pedro Ustankar
8 CM Igor Erdagh
28 RM Andre Aramde
22 ST Manuel Brandas

by Independent Athletes from Quebec » Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:08 am
Perce Town, or P-Diddy - and how lovely it is to be here?
You are most likely here to watch the Perce Town, affectionately shortened first by rappers and country musicians and then as a conventional nickname in P-Town or P-Ditty. They at the Parc des Patriotes, a stadium fittingly named after its Coast Guard heritage.
That said, there is certainly more to the city and its sporting heritage than the 17,000-seater that started to feel its 156 years of age, making it one of the oldest football grounds still standing in Quebec & Shingoryeo. Despite its distance away from the biggest cities in the province - even Bathurst, the regional centre for northern Acadie, is about two hours away - Perce has managed to remain a significant place in the hearts of many Quebecois sportspeople.
Now most football fans, as I have been reminded a few times by a gracious editor, are familiar with the club due to its cultic, small-town appeal, but are most likely new to this whole P-Diddy experience. If so, I would assume those Q-League supporters would want to head straight from the station or the bus terminal, which is located right next to the station, and cab straight to the Parc des Patriotes on the western end of Old Town, facing opposite of the Quartier des Artisans and the Royal Quebecois Coast Guard headquarters.
The stadium itself, while one of the oldest footballing grounds in the country, is memorable for all the two-sided reasons - old pubs, cigarette smell, lots of wind, - but the appeal itself comes more from the fans who brandish their blue and white scarves, smell seafood and vegetables that directly come from the nearby Seoho and Central markets, and blast trumpets. Considering Perce’s small-town, small-budget nature they are most likely used to the constant up-and-down cycle their team has seen, and have until recently stayed content and relieved that even to this day, the club has avoided 24-team pit of Quebecois Championship for the thirty-first straight year.
These attitudes are changing lately, however, with the team continuing to see a renewed investment cycles. The previous generation of talent, such as Quebeco-Cardenaoan leftback Hendrix Cha (now with Pria City), and Grim Reaper forwards Kim Seung-Yoon (RGS Athletic) and Anna Korniloff-Kouyate (1896 Ebor), have made noticeable impact on the Quebecois’ return to UICA-IFCF competitions here and abroad, and the legacies they have left off as a talent factory by former Grim Reaper P.K. Varsteeg, have no doubt brought the club its much-deserved reputation and desirability outside of Quebec.
With next generation of talents such as Squornshelan goalkeeper Shreya Krusan, a rare, Quebecois libero in Clement Mattern-Soh, and of course one of the best Tumbran wingers out there in Julie Hardaker, the fans here appear to have elevated sense of pride and anticipation for their future seasons. Of course, a lot of it does come down to how they, just like the city’s volleyball team Soohyeop (Fishermen’s Bank in Korean language -ed-) Armada, would do on key stretches. It is something that they have come close twice before in the league, most recently winning the Fermeture stage of last Q-League season, but aside from a lone Coupe de la Reine title off the classical, final career game of Tumbran legend Daniel Galbraith….there is still a lot of work left. Expect the fans to stay humble ahead of IFCF-level competitions with this in mind.
If you are planning to stay the night and possibly extend your stay by a couple more days, you fellow lovers of all sports will enjoy the Perce Museum of Municipal Sports just down the hill, on the eastern end of the Port. The Port’s east end, where a Nance shipyard used to exist until its closure in 1987, is a three-floor, grey rectangular box that is also used to host conferences and fan meetings.
While owned by Soohyeop, which owns the lesser-known, but more domestically successful, Armada of QOVO.1 league (men’s division), the museum is less so of a museum of the town’s two sports teams, but more a comprehensive sporting museum as you would see with the lengths they would go to incorporate every step the town, as a whole, has taken. Even to the least recognisable season of high school baseball. For one I recall it for three reasons: 1) its exclusive section for the youth clubs and societies that have caused the sporting boom on the grounds of the town’s three high schools in the 1880s (Perce CI, Choongmoo SS, Choongryeol Commercial HS); 2) its remarkable collection of football-related memorabilia - including handprints of about fifty club legends (nevermind the fact that those were the days when one-club men were lot more common - ed. -); and 3) the olympic bronze medal in Judo won by the local girl, now-retired Hong Yoo-Seon, in Orean Great Hall…
...If you are visiting the city in the autumn, as I would generally advise you, my dear friend and companion, to do so, I would recommend you to start from the Quartier des Artisans and head to the Marina. Rows of colourful, dotted houses, covered by colourful murals of the local schoolchildren, resemble not only the healthiest of coral reefs you would find on Azurean or Sylestonian waters, but you would be able to play out your part in the ecosystem of this beautiful earth as its participant some distance away.
Behind those worn-out walls - marked by the sheer age of the rocks they have been made of - you would notice that each Gongbang would have most of its windows open. It is there you may be able to take a glimpse of the steel arms and the beaten hands of a craftsman, whose everything depended on their muscle memory of everyday items, and they would not say a word about them upon your first moment of encounter with them. The first time you meet one of them…you would notice their badge of honour, which would transport you back centuries and feel the time slower even you return to the normal world.
Oh, and do not forget to buy a rare item once there. Those old, dusty household items from your parents' or grandparents’ house were likely from here or some southern town of comparable nature but of lesser fame. Often those items you would forget about their existence, but when you are a traveller, you would go back to how those objects, which you had once considered to be of little importance, have been here with you all this time.
I still remember my late grandparents’ place - god bless both their souls - and how each and every bedroom had those old, old items. In the morning the rooms were usually curtained, so when you woke up you would see nothing but pure darkness, even when it’s close to noon and your mum would wake you up, telling you that it’s time not only the grandparents and your family - but also those of your uncle and aunt - to eat together at a massive wooden table on the living room (the dining room is a fairly new concept in Quebec and Shingoryeo, especially on rural towns -ed-).
So you would wake up, still feeling sleepy while your eyes are barely open. With how unreliable the lights were on the ceilings you would have to move the curtains to get any semblance of light, and there was no other way for you and your brother to navigate through this dark labyrinth of a room! So you, with your thick, weary body frame, would move the curtains to left, bringing those Raden-carved, wooden wardrobes and beds out into the open element…

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by Kelssek » Tue Oct 11, 2022 7:30 am
KELSSEK 2 - Ahmad (7’), E. Karven (70’)
Mrythe, Dumont, Lozic, Brewer, Barris, Ducharne (Robin 81’), Breault (Bogdanor 76’), Ó Tuathail (Lafrenière 62’), Hartpoach (Laishram 82’), Maradrogba, Ahmad (E. Karven 62’).
EAST MURBLEY 0
Exhibition Place, Kirkenes (attn. 26,561)
KORONAVIA 2 – Error_4:Permissions_illegal_mothership_KEY
KELSSEK 3 – Maçon-Petrault (21’, 44’), Taleb (pen. 72’)
Salinas, Dumont, Lozic, Auiloquet, Holman, dí Völará, Breault (Lapierre 69’), Lafrenière, Hartpoach (Mann 69’), Taleb (Ducharne 84’), Maçon-Petrault (Wylten 69’)
KELSSEK 4 – Brewer (41’), Ó Tuathail (52’), Ahmad (57’), Torshen (83’)
Salinas, Dumont, Auiloquet, Brewer, Bowler, Lapierre (Lafrenière 45’), Ducharne (Breault 73’), Ó Tuathail (Bray 73’), Mann, Taleb, Ahmad (Torshen 80’)
XITIZIAN STATES 0
Exhibition Place, Kirkenes (attn. 19,994)
KELSSEK 1 – Hartpoach (17’)
Gallagher, Buené, Lozic, Auiloquet, Barris (Holman 88’), Lapierre (Breault 83’), dí Völará, Ó Tuathail (Lafrenière 77’), Hartpoach (Bogdanor 77’), Maradrogba, Maçon-Petrault (Wylten 88’).
REÇUEÇN 0
Exhibition Place, Kirkenes (attn. 38,007)

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by Darmen » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:09 am
by Tumbra » Tue Oct 11, 2022 9:36 am
Tumbra 0-0 TJUN-ia
TMB (4-2-3-1): 1 - Barker; 2 - Moss, 5 - Ashburn (14 - Pritchett, 72'), 20 - Tyler, 27 - Green (3 - Harris, 72'); 15 - Finnemore, 8 - Hicks (16 - Fisher, 79'), 10 - Cole; 17 - Hilton (7 - Wells, 82'), 39 - Hardaker; 22 - Nolan (33 - Henshaw, 79')
TMB scorers: Nil
Player of the Match: Vincent Hicks [TMB]
Tumbra 1-0 Cabo Azure
TMB (4-2-3-1) 1 - Barker; 25 - Finney, 4 - Kerr (20 - Tyler, 66'), 31 - Perry (14 - Pritchett, 82'), 27 - Green; 6 - Harrison, 8 - Hicks, 10 - Cole (23 - Monaghan, 74'); 7 - Wells (17 - Hilton, 74'), 9 - Vaughn (39 - Hardaker, 82'); 33 - Henshaw
TMB scorers: Charlotte Henshaw [10']
Player of the Match: Charlotte Henshaw [TMB]

TUMBRAN SQUAD FOR MATCHES AGAINST ANCHERION AND MYTANIJA- WORLD CUP 92 QUALIFICATION
Goalkeepers: 1 - Nick Barker [FC Inter Nantwich, TMB], 12 - Victoria Jones [Lakewood City, TMB], 13 - Richard Russell [Lakewood United, TMB]
Defenders: 2 - Nicholas Moss [Miruan City, TKT], 4 - Stephen Kerr [Chromatik, CMT], 5 - Ian Ashburn [Lakewood City, TMB], 14 - Wendy Pritchett [Grande Mountain, CDG], 18 - Sabine Kemp [Raven River, NPH], 19 - Tracey Mercurio [Kingston FC, QUE], 20 - Joel Tyler [Couno Rangers, TMB], 27 - James Green [Bavingtor FC, FVA], 31 - Raymond Perry [Serrapince, TMB]
Midfielders: 6 - Trudy Harrison [Chromatik, CMT], 8 - Vincent Hicks [Lhor, CMT], 10 - Phil Cole [Osarese Marcadia, AUD], 15 - Mark Finnemore [Couno Rangers, TMB], 16 - Andrew Fisher [FC Inter Nantwich, TMB], 23 - Susan Monaghan [Sabrefell Athletic, NPH], 38 - Natalie Coleman [Couno Rangers, TMB]
Wingers: 7 - Valerie Wells [AFC Treason, NPH], 9 - Robin Vaughn [Lakewood City, TMB], 21 - Lynne Crossley [Strathcona Intl's, KSK], 30 - Neil Fraser [Lakewood City, TMB]
Strikers: 11 - Nick Riordan [Sabrefell Moths, NPH], 22 - Bruce Nolan [Couno Rangers, TMB], 33 - Charlotte Henshaw [Lakewood City, TMB]

by Banija » Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:42 am


WCQ Group 4- Chalk Zone
Of course, we find ourselves in a group full of chalk. That's right- our World Cup Qualifying group is a chalkzone.
Pot 1 Banija: 10 wins, 1 draw. No losses, first place. But wait...
Pot 2 Eura: 9 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss. Only loss to Pot 1 Banija. Not that odd, right? But wait...
Pot 3 Krytenia: 9 wins, 2 losses. Only losses to Pot 1 Banija and Pot 2 Eura. Now it's weird, right? But...
Pot 4 Geektopia: 8 wins, 3 losses. Only losses to Pot 1 Banija, Pot 2 Eura, and Pot 3 Krytenia.
Gotta go for the betting favorites, eh? What a group. Once there's an upset among the top 4 (there WILL be one eventually, right?) that's when things will really start to spark in this group. Krytenia's got the first crack at it, with their home game against Banija in this upcoming window, right?
by Ziwana » Tue Oct 11, 2022 10:56 am



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