The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Bendicion** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:46 am

Damn. That is freaking impressive. :bow:

by **Lucklife** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 5:29 am

Refuge Isle wrote:He was unable to make contact with the grass. "Nani??" he exclaimed aloud.

Touching grass is impossible

by **Lord Dominator** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:48 am

Seriously, kudos on the win-rate and numbers and all

(As a point of interest, was your single team jumping vs multiple Lily, or a single Lily team?)

by **Quebecshire** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 6:52 am

Lord Dominator wrote:Seriously, kudos on the win-rate and numbers and all

(As a point of interest, was your single team jumping vs multiple Lily, or a single Lily team?)

A single Lily team, as far as I’m aware. One team on each side, 177-13, and about 45 misses (based on Thorn’s comment about 235 targets total).

by **Chef Big Dog** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:31 am

That's a lot of regions

by **Sincluda** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:39 am

Super impressive! Love to see it!

by **Southern Republic of Dixie** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:42 am

Good luck with the region defending.

by **WayNeacTia** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:33 pm

Grea Kriopia wrote:Record-Setting Wardens

First Warden Grea Kriopia
Chamberlain Luca
Commander Haku
Commander Tim
Commander Vincent Drake
Lieutenant Quebecshire
Lieutenant Sulenia

Unrivaled Allies

ERN Writinglegend
[LDF/SB] New Makasta
[LDF] DinoNet
[LDF] Paleocacher
[SB] United Sovereign Alliance
[SPSF] Pronoun

Amusing in this report, Quebec is listed as representing The Wardens, yet in this report he was representing the League. I guess one can really never take enough credit, can they.....

by **Altys** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:36 pm

Wayneactia wrote:snip

Is it that far-fetched for each organisation would represent their members in their own colours?

by **Quebecshire** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:37 pm

Between this and your comment in the LDF thread, I suggest you evict me from your headspace, as I haven’t been paying rent for awhile.

by **Refuge Isle** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:38 pm

It's almost like Quebec is in both militaries... Why would the Warden report list a Warden as foreign military?

by **WayNeacTia** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:40 pm

Quebecshire wrote:Between this and your comment in the LDF thread, I suggest you evict me from your headspace, as I haven’t been paying rent for awhile.

You'd be bored if I wasn't around to keep you on your toes, and you know it....

by **Numero Capitan** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:42 pm

Wayneactia wrote:
Quebecshire wrote:Between this and your comment in the LDF thread, I suggest you evict me from your headspace, as I haven’t been paying rent for awhile.

You'd be bored if I wasn't around to keep you on your toes, and you know it....

You are the dust of Gameplay

by **WayNeacTia** » Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:44 pm

Numero Capitan wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:You'd be bored if I wasn't around to keep you on your toes, and you know it....

You are the dust of Gameplay

I'm comfortable with who I am....

by **RiderSyl** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:44 am

Numero Capitan wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:You'd be bored if I wasn't around to keep you on your toes, and you know it....

You are the dust of Gameplay

Why are you complimenting him

by **Vando0sa** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:14 pm

Dayum.. and I thought my tag record of 80 back in the day was awesome..

by **The Sygian** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:19 pm

Vando0sa wrote:Dayum.. and I thought my tag record of 80 back in the day was awesome..

It was for its time!

by **WayNeacTia** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 2:56 pm

RiderSyl wrote:
Numero Capitan wrote:
You are the dust of Gameplay

Why are you complimenting him

It's nice to be acknowledged at least.....

by **Grea Kriopia** » Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:40 pm

First Warden GK reassures passengers about flight safety

"This in-flight catering is terrible," complained Lieutenant Merni, "Do I even get juice options?"

"Pft, this is basic economy, be realistic!" responded Captain Grea Kriopia while shaking her head and readying the cabin for takeoff to the liberation as they taxied down the runway. She flitted about ensuring the overhead bins were properly shut and pulled one close with a thump on the poor liberator who had drawn the short straw on finding any remaining seats on the flight.

"What about the safety information pamphlets?" asked Sincluda, fidgeting in their seat with a pointed glance to the overhead bin.

"What about them? I think I saw them the last time the plane was going down but that was a while ago..." GK trailed off with a faraway gaze before snapping back into movement and hustling toward the cockpit, "Welp, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about!"

"Does she even know who is flying this plane?" Zukchiva looked down the aisle after her perplexed, asking no one in particular.

> Static crackles over the plane system.

Good Evening Liberators, welcome to Liberation Airlines Flight 223. This is your captain speaking.

We'll be endorsing https://www.nationstates.net/nation=achlys_65 tonight for our flight, please be advised no crossing at this time as we'll be performing a M+E maneuver later on in our journey

Liberation procedures should occur in their usual style with the 10, 5, and 2 minute warnings

Weather in the target is partially cloudy, 65 F / 18 C with a strong wet dog smell...

Wardens:
First Warden Grea Kriopia
Chamberlain Luca
Commander Haku
Commander Vincent Drake
Lieutenant Merni
Lieutenant Quebecshire
Lieutenant Sulenia
Warden Alfonzo
Warden & Silverite Guardian Eshialand
Warden Fauxia
Warden Ike
Warden Delegate Whatermelons
Warden Wolflandil
Warden Varax
Guardian Sandwichs

Allies:
[EPSA/UDSAF] Zukchiva
[ERN] Writinglegend
[LDF/SB] New Makasta
[LDF/WZSB] Raziel
[LDF] DinoNet
[LDF] Icaris
[LDF] Steev Kafka
[LDF] Zloveshchiy
[SPSF] Doge Land
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] KILLER
[SPSF] Not an austrian
[SPSF] Purple Hyacinth
[SPSF] Venatrix
Lunaflower
+ TITO

Liberations: 1
Bigtopia

by **Guess and Check** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 12:31 am

Can I get a refound for that profoundly terrifying experience

There has to be a law on this or something!

by **Warden Nakari** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:06 am

Does the in-flight catering include ice cream?

Nice lib

by **Minskiev** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:38 am

WHATS UP WITH IT

by **Thethen** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:43 am

Bigtopia seems to be taken by Lone Wolves United, so how is that a liberation?

by **Varax Zwei** » Sat Jun 18, 2022 6:30 am

Thethen wrote:Bigtopia seems to be taken by Lone Wolves United, so how is that a liberation?

LWU's delegate is no longer in control and has left the region entirely. The delegate spot is once again in the hands of the native delegate. They simply haven't been on yet to remove the LWU tag.

by **Warden Nakari** » Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:10 pm

For the last two updates, Wardens and other defenders went head-to-head with Lily taggers. We won a lot - 72 defences at major, and 77 at minor. In honour of our superhuman botnet scripts, and because we win so often that it’s difficult for humans to keep up with report ideas, I decided to ask an AI to write the report for us. Bold is my prompt, the rest is the AI’s contribution.

Write a report about winning against Lily:
I won against Lily in the game. It was a really close game, but I managed to come out on top in the end. This is a significant accomplishment as Lily is a very talented player, and I had to use all of my skills to beat her. I'm very happy that I was able to win, and I'm looking forward to playing against her again in the future. This is a huge accomplishment and it feels great to know that I can compete with her at a high level.

Write a report about winning at NationStates:
It is with great pleasure that we report a victory in the NationStates game. Our victory was based on a strong military campaign, a well-developed economy, and a commitment to our people.
We would like to thank our military commanders for their skill and dedication in leading our troops to victory. We could not have done it without them. We would also like to thank our economic advisers for their hard work in building a strong economy. And finally, we would like to thank our people for their support. We could not have won without them.
We are committed to continuing our work to make our nation stronger. We will continue to build our economy and our military. And we will continue to support our people. We are confident that we can continue to win in the future.
We are the champions! We are the best! We are the greatest! We are the most powerful! We are the most respected! We are the most feared! We are the most loved! We are the most hated! We are the most envied! We are the most wanted! We are the most feared! We are the most powerful!

Write a AITA post about winning against Lily on NationStates:
AITA for winning against Lily on NationStates?

Lily and I have been playing NationStates for a while now. We're pretty evenly matched, but I always seem to come out on top. Recently, Lily accused me of "rigging" the game in my favor, and said that I only win because I have "admin powers". She says I'm a "tryhard" and an "asshole." She's been playing for years and is really good, so I feel like I might have won by cheating or something. AITA?

Write a joke about raiders and defenders:
Why did the raider cross the road?

To raid the other side!

Write a story about the Grey Wardens:
The Grey Wardens are an order of warriors who dedicated their lives to fighting the darkspawn, and they are some of the most skilled and experienced fighters in all of Thedas. So when they come to you in the heat of battle, their eyes alight with hunger and desire, you know that you are in for a night of passion unlike anything you have ever experienced before. And then they are on you, their mouths and bodies claiming you --

OKAY I think I'll shut the bot down there.

Major 2022-06-20

First Warden Grea Kriopia
Chamberlain Luca
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Commander Tim
Warden-Lieutenant Quebecshire
Warden-Lieutenant Sulenia

[LDF/SB] New Makasta
[LDF] Quebecshire
[LDF] DinoNet
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] KILLER
[SPSF] perrysmarts
Chacapoya

Defences: 72
Absoluteness
Frux
Abounded
Historia
A Normal Puppet Storage
Duuloc
The Moon
The Dual Alliance
Colonial Governments In Exile
Indo Pacific Treaty Organization
The Communist Commonwealth Of Jinensia
Maptopilist
United Free Territories
The Pink Leftist Bats
Antifurra Latina
Saint Christophers Landing
The Council Of Fantasian Masters
Northern Socialist Union
Anarchic Nations
The Union Of Peace
Me And The Boys At 3am Looking For Beans
Portugal De Esquerda
North Communist Alliance
Deep Water 3
Baby
Unirea Popoarelor Marii
Sus Amoungus
United Coalition
Global Union Consortium
Association Of The Countries Of The Free
The Council Of Wires
The Free Coalition Ii
Accesses
Capitalist Federation
Seventh Expedition
Garic
Katzen
The United Coalition
Most Popular Girls In School
Hippes New Founder Editoin
Valyrn
Iconique
Anti Lgbtq
Dingle Land
Aeveum Illuminationis
The Lower Intestine Of Mickey Mouse
Peavilia
Cool Kids Club
Gamer Paradise
Magna Basileia
The Foundation
Navernian
Realpolitik
Academicians
Oldworldboxes
United Nations Of The World
Little Chibun
Realm Of Tzeentch
Clown Town
Aboard
Phules Paradise
Cyber City
Fluffy Squishfish
United Regions Of The Gwilymverse
Xnopyt Confederation Of Nations
Chiron
Abode
Freegion
Ccc
Artillery
Areus
Schoenplatz

Minor 2022-06-20

Chamberlain Luca
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Constable Nakari
Warden-Lieutenant Sulenia
Warden-Lieutenant Merni
Warden-Lieutenant Moon
Warden Wolflandil
[LDF] Craig
[SPSF/FNDA] Warrior
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] KILLER
[SPSF] Purple Hyacinth

Defences: 77
Yorkshire Establishment
Isles Of Celibacy
Northeast Atlantic
Hundrati Union
Del Alfold
Self Aligned Group
North Skava Aux Sterkit
The Commomwealth Of North Atlantic
Absurdities
The Terrible Countries Of The World
The Unity
Jeffersonia
Tv Valley
The Union Of Science
The New Federation
Nascar
The Union Of Liberation
Le Turtles
The Ancap Empire
The World Today
Moonlighters
Pacifica Minor
Trans Atlantic Trade Company
The Meat Men
Oppression Is The Best
The Blanket
Sontaran Stella Artois
Kewl Dudes
Huago
Fuerdo Has Children
Center Of The Galaxy
Nationstates Museum Of Art
Where The Future Is Behind The Moon
Midgardsriki
Look At That Tree
The Hyphenistans
The Western Black Sea
Bay Of Plenty
Kleona Slosoeno
Na Ceiltich
Imperios Ad
The Order Of The Black Circle
Mylktopia
Post Russian Nation
South Anaria
Holy Russian Empire
Open Ocean 1
Region Caretaker
Emu And Her Lost Nations
The Union Of Cards
Libertasia
United Democratic Federation
The European Brothers
United Ujung Front
Group Space Version Two
Articia
Wilburia
Makavy
Terra Nova
Religionica
Europa Nova
New Tri Delta
Fisk
Vimeria Corporation
Holy Latuan Empire
Indoeternity
Strategic Atlantic Command
The Greater Imperial Realm
Ponyville
International Socialism
Abominable
Pacific Of Zanco
Eglintonian Test Region
The Galactic Senate
Alliance Pour La Domination Mondial
Witnesses Of The Cross
The Islay Coast

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