The Security Council,
Aware of the existence of "world trade" in the multiverse, where groups called "regions" compete with each other for economic dominance,
Asserting that the first instance of “global trade fair" has just been conducted throughout the multiverse,
Thankful that the kittens residing in the homes of the Security Councils throughout the multiverse have been left relatively unkidnapped,
Observing, however, that one "region" stood alone atop the smouldering wasteland of the multiverse, a feat never before seen,
Astounded to declare that the region known as "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNER@@", henceforth known as "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" has summarily obliterated any other "region" that stood in their way in a devastating show of trading power across the multiverse,
Dismayed that "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" claimed an overwhelming victory against the only other region in the multiverse who rose to challenge them in an attempt to save the multiverse from annihilation, "@@SECONDPLACE@@",
Distraught that, while "@@SECONDPLACE@@" may have included some of the most expansive legions of nations in the multiverse, they stood no chance against the might of "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@",
Lauding the mustering of all the bravery in the multiverse of the "@@DEMONYM@@" of "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" for using all of their strength in one final, desperate mass confiscation of goods against "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" ,
Heartbroken that even after the final stand of "@@SECONDPLACE@@", "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" sustained little damage and responded with a devastating counterattack that filled "@@SECONDPLACE@@" to the brim with crippling debt, likely to cause mass unemployment for people across the multiverse,
Noting that the smell of coffee will linger across the multiverse for months to come,
Flabbergasted that once "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" was assured in their dominance, they were able to create many offshore accounts that stood stalwart against the multiverse’s most desperate and ultimately futile attacks, displaying a victory for "@@DEMONYM@@" everywhere across the top of the multiverse; the top ten regions in trading dominance, as ranked by the world census, were in fact puppet regions of "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@", showing the sheer, terrifying power of "@@DEMONYM@@",
Further nothing that, even though evolution dictates all beings across the multiverse must become "@@DEMONYM@@", annihilation of "too big to fail" corporations was an extremely problematic way to cause this inevitability to come to pass,
Curious about the implications this overwhelming show of strength will have on the multiversal phenomenon known as “global trade fair” in future occurrences,
Terrified that no region will ever be able to match the strength of "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" for as long as "global trade fair" ensues across the multiverse,
Timidly congratulating "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNERINITIALS@@" for their domination of almost every sphere of boardroom warfare across the multiverse during the event,
Hereby declares "@@WORLDTRADEFAIRWINNER@@" as the most powerful trading region to ever terrorise the multiverse.
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