Talchyon wrote:The black-ops armory
Giovanni Fellini, "businessman"
"Gentlemen, gentlemen. Let's put down the firearms, shall we? We came to have a nice tour. This nice OSHE Inspector was friendly enough to invite me to accompany her. We don't want to let her down, do we."
Whoa, wait, whaaat?!
This... OSHE inspector???
But...
Then...
AN UNKNOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED
AUTOMATIC REBOOT IN 3... 2... 1...
Province of Cossack wrote:Oliver "Cyrus" Parham, the armory
Cyrus simply furrowed his brow and stared in annoyance at the PA system, which was blaring some God-awful music. Probably produced by "woke" kids these days, Cyrus grumbled internally, unaware that ironically, that the song had actually come out before he was born.
Fellini, the mob boss himself, thought Cyrus, his suspicions confirmed. Suppose we can make a friend or two in the right places here
Normally, Cyrus would have blown a maniacal-looking, Italian-speaking robot to pieces with a couple of rounds, but for the sake of civility he scowled and tucked the revolver back into it's holster. "I think we're jumping to conclusions here", he said dryly. "I am Cyrus Parham, head of cybersecurity. There is no business being conducted here. This is a tour, and there have been some unexpected..uh, events. Now, who are you two?" he asked, pointing at the robot and the idiot who just jumped in the middle of a possible gunfight.
After quickly restarting her system, KIM was ready to answer. She also realized that she was holding half her face, and tried to re-attach it, but without any welder, or even glue or common tape nearby, at least not as she could see, there wasn't much to do except awkwardly holding the metal plate to its supposed place.
"You better not be conducting any business here, this is my turf, capisce?" (Hey, turned out she knew another Italian word after all!) she said and pointed back at Cyrus. "I'm secretary KIM, and I'm directly under our CEO Vanessa Carlysle. I've been working here for ages and I've never seen you before. For all I know you could be an infiltrator, perhaps in league with that imposter inspector upstairs!"