Representative Maxine Caroline Durant [R-MS-3]
Durant hastily scribbles something on a piece of paper and quietly motions for some hapless congressional slave to "Make this shit the dictator's problem".
With a slight, if confused nod by the congressional aide, he takes what the Mississippian had scribbled on a piece of paper and delivers it to the House Republican Whip Earl Tenson.
Earl,
Sorry to bother y'all right now, but can I git my two cents in on this here bill, provided I don't raise hell or take the good lord's name in vain?
Thanks, your southern bae
- Max