PREMIER DIVISION, SEASON 3
MATCHDAYS 36 AND 37
When we last left off...
The growing sense of inevitability showed in Lakewood City, who seemed to have nearly given up on the title. With three matches left, the gap of six points was nigh insurmountable — and Serrapince could conceivably clinch the title at the next opportunity, when they played the ever-surprising Ridgewell Rovers. Lakewood City, meanwhile, faced a resurgent Kingsbury, who themselves had won four of their last five games. With the season heading to its close, and most of what could be determined already determined, there was a sense that some footballers already had their minds set on summer vacation in places as far-flung as Graintfjall (for those who enjoyed the cold) or Sylestone (for those who rather more enjoyed the heat).
Oh, well. Footballers will be footballers. With that said, however, for the penultimate time...
Welcome back to the Premier Division.
MATCHDAY 36
Straton FC 2–1 West Couno United
Sturrey Athletic 0–1 Clark City
Kingsbury United 1–1 Lakewood City
Dorival FC 0–3 Lakewood United
Hesham FC 1–1 Macarthur City
Glenmont AFC 0–1 FC Inter Nantwich
AFC Cayalon 0–2 Clyde Park
Couno Rangers 4–0 Columbia City
Delphi Lions 0–1 Fraser Valley FC
Serrapince FC 2–0 Ridgewell Rovers
The weekend started well, with Clark clawing back yet another three points against fifteenth-placed Sturrey to go to within three places of now seventeenth-placed West Couno United. Yes, their season had gotten that bad, and with the club lingering in seventeenth position, the board decided to axe Martin Costello. What had begun as an optimistic first half of the season soon gave way to a massive loss in form — injuries hadn't helped, but neither had the tactical stubbornness of Costello, who stuck with his formation throughout. He'd lost the dressing room a long time ago, but it spoke to the relatively conservative nature of the boards of Tumbran football clubs that it took this long to sack their manager.
The last two matches of the season would be overseen by assistant manager Jonathan Beardsley, while the club embarked on a search for a new manager. This squad had the quality to reach the top half of the table, and perhaps further. Hancy, Charron-Becker, Hussein, Morgan, Remont Thomas, Scott McIntyre, Bill Allison, Miles Brent, Dei Kaparros, Nicola Rinaldi; all were players capable of pushing the team to tenth and above. Quite why they were in seventeenth was a mystery — and the next manager had to unlock this squad's potential. Seventeenth was not where this club should be.
Elsewhere in the lower bits of the division, Fraser Valley stole a crucial win against Delphi, while Macarthur held Hesham to a one-all draw. Cayalon and Dorival, predictably, lost their matches; Clyde Park's much-needed victory catapulted them to seventh, aided by their superior goal difference; but there was still much to play for. Lakewood United's victory essentially confirmed their return to the IFCF rounds; where they'd hope to do better than their previous foray in the competition.
But all that was overshadowed by Lakewood City's draw with Kingsbury; coupled with Serrapince's victory at home against the Ridgewell Rovers, the gap was now eight points with two matches left to play. Heartbreak in Ridgewell; Robin Vaughn missed the crucial penalty that would've put Lakewood City back ahead, sending it sailing over the bar. For the first time in seven years, Serrapince had themselves a title; the title itself would be leaving Lakewood for the first time in six years. An era of domination had drawn to a close; the entire team was jubilant as they could. It was a masterstroke, aided by big-name signings; Key, Sayer, Hrvatin, Mora, Horvat, Ritchie, Knežević; and home-grown talent; Hilton, Riordan, McGrath, Lewis, Giblin.
The era of global football had truly arrived, heralded by this title win.
Now the task was to repeat that success on the global stage.
MATCHDAY 37
Serrapince FC 0–0 Straton FC
Ridgewell Rovers 0–2 Delphi Lions
Fraser Valley FC 0–0 Couno Rangers
Columbia City 2–0 AFC Cayalon
Clyde Park 2–1 Glenmont AFC
FC Inter Nantwich 4–1 Hesham FC
Macarthur City 3–0 Dorival FC
Lakewood United 4–1 Kingsbury United
Lakewood City 3–0 Sturrey Athletic
Clark City 0–3 West Couno United
Title secured, Serrapince played notably less well; but the defence held strong to deny Straton any goals and add to the one defeat they'd suffered all season. Delphi pulled out a win that wasn't 1-0, with Thesselborg and Holt — herself becoming an extremely promising player in her own right — scoring the goals to put Ridgewell to the sword.
Lakewood City returned to form, beating Sturrey 3-0; but they looked notably off the pace despite the three-goal win. Vaughn didn't play; the right-winger evidently still shaken by his penalty miss the week prior. In his absence, James Anderson martialed the offence; but it was still a muted win as the team came to terms with losing the title to Serrapince. Lakewood United smashed Kingsbury 4-1 to confirm their fourth spot; a return to the IFCF was their reward. Only one position above their final spot last season, but progress was progress; and quite a lot of it was being made. Now the next step was to consolidate it.
Couno's goalless draw with Macarthur, and Clyde's victory against Glenmont, meant that they'd be in prime position to snap up sixth; but Columbia were still hot on their heels. Anything less than sixth for Couno would be a travesty; Clyde at least had their cup run to be proud of, though if they came up empty-handed there would almost certainly be a mass exodus from the club.
Elsewhere, Clark City effectively ran out of chances to stay in the league; with WCU finally pulling out a win, the gap to safety was three points. Technically they could do it, but the goal difference swing required was twelve to stay up. The escape artists had run out of chances; they'd sink to the purgatory that was the Second Division next season.
A sad way for the three-time champions to go out; but all things considered, they'd been living on borrowed time for the longest time. Surviving against most odds for several seasons, it was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened. Ensio Kedar confirmed he'd leave at the end of the season, the wily manager unfortunate to be given the reins of this historic-yet-shambolically run club.
An end of an era, for sure.
The final round of matches, not for the first time, would mean almost nothing; but there was still a sense of gravitas around it. After all, it was the last league football for three months; nobody wanted to miss out on that.
But before that final matchday, there were the semis of the cup to figure out.
Standings After Matchday Thirty-Seven
Tumbran Premier Division Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Chg Form Status
1 Serrapince FC 37 28 8 1 84 27 +57 92 -0 WDWWD Champions; CL; CEdC
2 Lakewood City 37 26 8 3 91 32 +59 86 -0 DWWDW CC
3 Straton FC 37 27 3 7 72 23 +49 84 -0 WWWWD CC
4 Lakewood United 37 21 6 10 65 43 +22 69 -0 WWWWW CC
5 FC Inter Nantwich 37 18 9 10 54 37 +17 63 -0 WDDWW
6 Couno Rangers 37 15 13 9 54 51 +3 58 -0 DDLWD
7 Clyde Park 37 16 9 12 57 38 +19 57 ▲3 LWWWW
8 Columbia City 37 15 11 11 47 41 +6 56 ▼1 WDLLW
9 Kingsbury United 37 15 9 13 46 45 +1 54 ▼1 WWWDL
10 Hesham FC 37 15 9 13 37 39 −2 54 ▼1 WLLDL
11 Ridgewell Rovers 37 13 10 14 29 38 −9 49 -0 LDLLL
12 Delphi Lions 37 14 6 17 21 24 −3 48 -0 LLWLW
13 Macarthur City 37 10 12 15 33 51 −18 42 ▲1 DWLDW
14 West Couno United 37 11 6 20 32 46 −14 39 ▲2 LLLLW
15 Glenmont AFC 37 10 9 18 30 46 −16 39 ▼2 DLWLL
16 Fraser Valley FC 37 8 13 16 19 33 −14 37 ▲1 LDLWD
17 Sturrey Athletic 37 12 1 24 18 41 −23 37 ▼2 LLWLL
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18 Clark City 37 9 7 21 36 70 −34 34 -0 LDLWL R*
19 Dorival FC 37 4 7 26 13 63 −50 19 -0 WDLLL R
20 AFC Cayalon 37 3 4 30 9 59 −50 13 -0 LLDLL R
* - Not formally confirmed, but would require a thirteen-point goal difference swing to change the result.
All changes are from previous table posted; which is to say, MD35. Form takes into account the last five matches; which is to say, MD33-37.