EDIT: I'd be willing to change the title from "@@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Lick" to something like "Where'd all the Soap Dispensers Go?" or "Bathroom Vandals!" to future-proof the issue.
If phones don't apply to the "No Computers" policy (which I assume they do), let me know and I'll fix it.
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and/or stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on Tick Tock.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job! We should replace them with people who know what they're doing, like my essential oils specialist!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students in @@NAME@@ learn about how disease is treated using poison ivy
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about this stuff happening because the trouble-makers could be... well, you get what I mean."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
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[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on Tick Tock.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about this stuff happening because the trouble-makers could be... well, you get what I mean."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims Tick Tock CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on Tick Tock. "Uhh... ignore that." @@HE@@ gives a glare at @@HIS@@ assistant.
[option 4 effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on Tick Tock.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about this stuff happening because the trouble-makers could be... well, you get what I mean."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4A] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims Tick Tock CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on Tick Tock. "Uhh... ignore that." @@HE@@ gives a glare at @@HIS@@ assistant.
[option 4A validity] Must not have policy "Socialism"
[option 4A effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[option 4B] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims Tick Tock CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you @@LEADER@@, we're removing all content from the platform that follows this trend! Right?" @@HE@@ looks at @@HIS@@ assistant to back @@HIM@@ up. "What? Oh yeah!" @@HIS@@ assistant says as they have one hand holding up their phone and watching the latest videos from the trend.
[option 4B validity] Must have policy "Socialism"
[option 4B effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government has given up on letting corporations have some form of autonomy
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on WhoTube.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about this stuff happening because the trouble-makers could be... well, you get what I mean."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4A] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WhoTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on WhoTube. "Uhh... ignore that." @@HE@@ gives a glare at @@HIS@@ assistant.
[option 4A validity] Must not have policy "Socialism"
[option 4A effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[option 4B] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WhoTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you @@LEADER@@, we're removing all content from the platform that follows this trend! Right?" @@HE@@ looks at @@HIS@@ assistant to back @@HIM@@ up. "What? Oh yeah!" @@HIS@@ assistant says as they have one hand holding up their phone and watching the latest videos from the trend.
[option 4B validity] Must have policy "Socialism"
[option 4B effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government has given up on letting corporations have some form of autonomy
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on WeTube.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about this stuff happening because the trouble-makers could be... well, you get what I mean."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4A] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on WeTube. "Uhh... ignore that." @@HE@@ gives a glare at @@HIS@@ assistant.
[option 4A validity] Must not have policy "Socialism"
[option 4A effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[option 4B] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you @@LEADER@@, we're removing all content from the platform that follows this trend! Right?" @@HE@@ looks at @@HIS@@ assistant to back @@HIM@@ up. "What? Oh yeah!" @@HIS@@ assistant says as they have one hand holding up their phone and watching the latest videos from the trend.
[option 4B validity] Must have policy "Socialism"
[option 4B effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government has given up on letting corporations have some form of autonomy
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on WeTube.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about the kids' brains rotting because some idiot did a stupid thing."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4A] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on WeTube.
[option 4A validity] Must not have policy "Socialism"
[option 4A effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[option 4B] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you @@LEADER@@, we're removing all content from the platform that follows this trend! Right?" @@HE@@ looks at @@HIS@@ assistant to back @@HIM@@ up. "What? Oh yeah!" @@HIS@@ assistant says as they have one hand holding up their phone and watching the latest videos from the trend.
[option 4B validity] Must have policy "Socialism"
[option 4B effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government has given up on letting corporations have some form of autonomy
[issue validity] must not have "No Computers" policy and must not have "No Internet" policy
[description] Vandalism rates in schools have skyrocketed as a new trend spreads around @@NAME@@ like wildfire. The trend includes students destroying and stealing items from schools, particularly bathrooms, and filming it and posting it on WeTube. WeTube is blamed for not stopping the spread of the trend and not deleting any videos that promote it.
[option 1A] "These kids must be stopped!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I swear, I don't care what it takes, hell, even put these kids in jail, whatever it takes for them to stop vandalizing! This is clearly against the law!"
[option 1A validity] must not have "No Prison" policy
[option 1A effect] school-age children fill up the prisons as soap dispensers disappear across @@NAME@@
[option 1B] "I swear, if you don't stop these kids, I'll expel them all!" exclaims @@CAPITAL@@ school district superintendent @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Then what will you do when there's no one smart enough to take your place, huh?"
[option 1B validity] must have "No Prison" policy
[option 1B effect] child labor is back in @@NAME@@ as literacy rates drop below 0
[option 2] "What? No, don't do that to my baby!" yells @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ as her teenage son clenches onto her waist. "He didn't do anything! It's the teachers' faults for not doing their job!" Her son has a large smirk on his face as he looks around the room.
[option 2 effect] students are told to "hold it" as the toilets in @@NAME@@ have disappeared from school bathrooms
[option 3] "I swear, it's these damn e-lec-tronics," says old man @@RANDOMMALENAME@@. "Everything would be so much better if we just went back the old days, where nobody had to worry about the kids' brains rotting because some idiot did a stupid thing."
[option 3 effect] phones in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ students' possession are stolen and burned
[option 4A] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you, we're removing all content from our platform that follows this trend!" @@HE@@ states as @@HIS@@ assistant is laughing in the corner at the latest videos from the trend on WeTube.
[option 4A validity] Must not have policy "Socialism"
[option 4A effect] everything in @@NAME@@ is uploaded to the internet without fear of censorship from corporations
[option 4B] "What? No, no, no, that's too extreme!" exclaims WeTube CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@. "I can assure you @@LEADER@@, we're removing all content from the platform that follows this trend! Right?" @@HE@@ looks at @@HIS@@ assistant to back @@HIM@@ up. "What? Oh yeah!" @@HIS@@ assistant says as they have one hand holding up their phone and watching the latest videos from the trend.
[option 4B validity] Must have policy "Socialism"
[option 4B effect] the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ government has given up on letting corporations have some form of autonomy
This is my first issue I've put some serious effort into, so all input is appreciated!