by Middle Barael » Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:12 pm
by Kors » Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:19 pm
Planned obsolescence banned in Kors : Several unknown satellites crash land into highest mountain in Iceland : Korsian welfare programs cut spending by 50% : Terrorist attacks on the Korsian governmental building result in the enaction of the emergency measures act : Carbon monoxide threat in southern Kors due to wildfires : Giant potato rolls off and chases farmer off mountain into the city, crushing and mortally injuring 3
by Middle Barael » Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:23 pm
Kors wrote:Yay! Pacifist fellow!
by Slaver Pirates of Vaas » Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:17 pm
by Middle Barael » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:25 am
Slaver Pirates of Vaas wrote:A group of 6 men walk through the door of the cafe. They're each dressed in casual attire, sporting somewhat tattered clothing. They all wore red tank tops or short-sleeve shirts with cargo jeans. Some shirts and jeans were sweaty, dirty, or both and some had tears or holes on them. 4 of the men had AK-47s holstered on their backs, while the two in front of them had pistols fastened in side holsters.
"Hard liquor, please. Whiskey for one of the mates behind me." said one of the men, strolling up to the counter. A shark tooth necklace dangled from his neck.
by Al-Harreh Danistarab » Mon Sep 20, 2021 12:48 pm
Middle Barael wrote:Slaver Pirates of Vaas wrote:A group of 6 men walk through the door of the cafe. They're each dressed in casual attire, sporting somewhat tattered clothing. They all wore red tank tops or short-sleeve shirts with cargo jeans. Some shirts and jeans were sweaty, dirty, or both and some had tears or holes on them. 4 of the men had AK-47s holstered on their backs, while the two in front of them had pistols fastened in side holsters.
"Hard liquor, please. Whiskey for one of the mates behind me." said one of the men, strolling up to the counter. A shark tooth necklace dangled from his neck.
The burly barista lurches over. "Nice necklace, mate. But I am sorry, this is a pacifist zone, so we don't allow weapons of any kind. Also, guns, seriously? Like, ew. So just please remove them and drop them in our safety bin here." He gestures to a bright red box with 16 different locks and 3 police sirens/lights on it. Anyways we don't really serve hard liquor here, seeing in that this is a cafe and not a bar, but we do have some Irish coffee and a mean Kahlua affogato if you're interested. I'm real sorry, mates."
by European Federation Reunified » Mon Sep 20, 2021 2:32 pm
A woman in her 50s enters the bar, accompanied by a couple of men in black jackets and dark glasses who open the door for her. The woman sits in a composed manner on one of the tables while the two men remain at a certain distance, looking around cautiously. |
by Middle Barael » Mon Sep 20, 2021 3:07 pm
Al-Harreh Danistarab wrote:“I’d like an Arabic coffee, please” says the Emir of Al-Harreh Danistarab. He is a tall man,
half-black and half-Arab, wearing the traditional clothing of a marabout.
European Federation Reunified wrote:
A woman in her 50s enters the bar, accompanied by a couple of men in black jackets and dark glasses who open the door for her. The woman sits in a composed manner on one of the tables while the two men remain at a certain distance, looking around cautiously.
The President of the European Federation takes the menu and looks for something that reminds her of her beloved France: "I hope the coffee here is great, I will definitely need it for the days to come."
Addressing the two bodyguards he asked: "Do you want something? J'offre..."
To the negative response of the two, the president tries to attract the waiter's attention.
"Garçon! A rallongé accompanied by a simple Croissant, please.
by Slaver Pirates of Vaas » Mon Sep 20, 2021 6:24 pm
Middle Barael wrote:Slaver Pirates of Vaas wrote:snip
The burly barista lurches over. "Nice necklace, mate. But I am sorry, this is a pacifist zone, so we don't allow weapons of any kind. Also, guns, seriously? Like, ew. So just please remove them and drop them in our safety bin here." He gestures to a bright red box with 16 different locks and 3 police sirens/lights on it. Anyways we don't really serve hard liquor here, seeing in that this is a cafe and not a bar, but we do have some Irish coffee and a mean Kahlua affogato if you're interested. I'm real sorry, mates."
by European Federation Reunified » Tue Sep 21, 2021 12:50 am
Middle Barael wrote:European Federation Reunified wrote:
A woman in her 50s enters the bar, accompanied by a couple of men in black jackets and dark glasses who open the door for her. The woman sits in a composed manner on one of the tables while the two men remain at a certain distance, looking around cautiously.
The President of the European Federation takes the menu and looks for something that reminds her of her beloved France: "I hope the coffee here is great, I will definitely need it for the days to come."
Addressing the two bodyguards he asked: "Do you want something? J'offre..."
To the negative response of the two, the president tries to attract the waiter's attention.
"Garçon! A rallongé accompanied by a simple Croissant, please.
He then walks over to the woman sitting at the bar, and her leather jacket-wearing bodyguards. "Morning, miss. You're looking very formal. Most of our guests are hippies or socialists, or stranded nuke blast survivors too I guess. Not to judge, of course. I do apologize, I don't quite know what you mean by a rallongé. Do you mean a café allongé , better known as a Lungo?"
The President made a gesture with her hand, as if to dispel any concern: "Oh well, I went into this bar because it is always the only one open in this area and I needed a good coffee after an international meeting." |
by Atomic Testing Museum » Tue Sep 21, 2021 3:02 pm
by Middle Barael » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:06 pm
Slaver Pirates of Vaas wrote:Middle Barael wrote:
The burly barista lurches over. "Nice necklace, mate. But I am sorry, this is a pacifist zone, so we don't allow weapons of any kind. Also, guns, seriously? Like, ew. So just please remove them and drop them in our safety bin here." He gestures to a bright red box with 16 different locks and 3 police sirens/lights on it. Anyways we don't really serve hard liquor here, seeing in that this is a cafe and not a bar, but we do have some Irish coffee and a mean Kahlua affogato if you're interested. I'm real sorry, mates."
"Ah, well that's such a shame," the man replies, "Luckily, we came prepared."
One of the men behind him sets a large briefcase down on the table. Opening it up, it reveals a case of beer with what appears to be Spanish text on the label. Each man grabs a bottle from the briefcase before it is closed again.
"Name's Vaas by the way," he introduces, "My friend beside me here with the pistol is Diego. And uhh, the gun thing may be a problem..."
European Federation Reunified wrote:Middle Barael wrote:
He then walks over to the woman sitting at the bar, and her leather jacket-wearing bodyguards. "Morning, miss. You're looking very formal. Most of our guests are hippies or socialists, or stranded nuke blast survivors too I guess. Not to judge, of course. I do apologize, I don't quite know what you mean by a rallongé. Do you mean a café allongé , better known as a Lungo?"
President Nathalie PérreauThe President made a gesture with her hand, as if to dispel any concern: "Oh well, I went into this bar because it is always the only one open in this area and I needed a good coffee after an international meeting."
That said, she picked up a newspaper and looked on the front page where a headline in large letters read "THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!" accompanied by an image of a mushroom cloud. "Either way, an allongé is just fine."Here's what happens when you're not French and you rely on what you read on a travel blog. There it was said that rallongé and allongé are both accepted terms for Lungo coffee.
Atomic Testing Museum wrote:Two museum employees walk into the coffee shop.
I will have the MAD Mocha and he'll have the Biohazard Brownie
by European Federation Reunified » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:20 pm
Middle Barael wrote:European Federation Reunified wrote:
The President made a gesture with her hand, as if to dispel any concern: "Oh well, I went into this bar because it is always the only one open in this area and I needed a good coffee after an international meeting."
That said, she picked up a newspaper and looked on the front page where a headline in large letters read "THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR!" accompanied by an image of a mushroom cloud. "Either way, an allongé is just fine."Here's what happens when you're not French and you rely on what you read on a travel blog. There it was said that rallongé and allongé are both accepted terms for Lungo coffee.
"Sorry about those folks, miss. Here's your Allongé, as requested. And just to check, neither you nor your bodyguards have any weapons on them, do they? If so they'll have to hand them over to us to put in our safety box, as this is a weapons-free zone."
"Oh, don't worry. I have already disarmed my guards when I saw the prohibition sign outside the bar. We Europeans are people who respect the rules. Not like certain individuals." |
by Slaver Pirates of Vaas » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:20 pm
Middle Barael wrote:In a nasally, somewhat smug voice, the bartender responds, "Sirs, unless you temporarily hand over your firearms, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I don't want any commotion though, so if you refuse to hand over the guns, just please leave of your own accord. I don't wanna have to force ya."
by Conklandi » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:27 am
by Middle Barael » Sat Sep 25, 2021 5:17 pm
European Federation Reunified wrote:Middle Barael wrote:
"Sorry about those folks, miss. Here's your Allongé, as requested. And just to check, neither you nor your bodyguards have any weapons on them, do they? If so they'll have to hand them over to us to put in our safety box, as this is a weapons-free zone."
President Nathalie Pérreau"Oh, don't worry. I have already disarmed my guards when I saw the prohibition sign outside the bar. We Europeans are people who respect the rules. Not like certain individuals."
Slaver Pirates of Vaas wrote:Middle Barael wrote:In a nasally, somewhat smug voice, the bartender responds, "Sirs, unless you temporarily hand over your firearms, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I don't want any commotion though, so if you refuse to hand over the guns, just please leave of your own accord. I don't wanna have to force ya."
"Alright, fine. I guess we'll just have to hope no rival gang or family does a drive by here. I'm sure you wouldn't want that, would you?" Vaas asks rhetorically, "Boys, go put your guns in the box."
Each of the men, including Diego, goes to deposit their guns in the box beside the door. Vaas hands one of his guards his own pistol.
"I think the chick is implicitly bashing us"
"You think I don't know that? She's European. Doubly so if she's British too."
The group of men go to sit at two booths, each enjoying their beers they had brought with them.
Conklandi wrote:A tired man wearing a baseball cap and shorts fell through the door.
He dragged himself with his relatively well-endowed arms onto the nearest wall.
There, he righted himself into a hunched form, with his arms hopelessly plopped on the wall.
"Can I have an espresso and a brownie?"
As he slumped across the nearest chair, he pulls out a surprisingly stainless newspaper from his shorts.
As he read it in a monotone Canadian accent, not much could have been heard apart from the words "antagonistic beaver" and "nuclear plant".
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