[ABANDONED] There is an Impostor Among Us

[Enzonar]

Nationsus would benefit susponentially from this issus.
I vent wait to see it in game

[The Python]

sus?

I also changed the title...

[Kors]

Change option 5 so that it's funnier, like ejecting them into outer space

[The Python]

Change option 5 so that it's funnier, like ejecting them into outer space

ROFL xD

Anyway, done :P

[Honeydewistania]

riding on pretty much one joke and heavy handed references to a dead game isn’t wise. try and add some variety to your issue

[Random Country 453632]

Maybe one of the options' results could be "Daguo foreigners visiting the nation enter professional and supervised scans to continue traveling"

[Bears Armed]

Maybe one of the options' results could be "Daguo foreigners visiting the nation enter professional and supervised scans to continue traveling"

Is the demonym plural 'Daguoese'?

[Zarulia]

amogus

Validity: Invalid for nations with No Immigration Policy

Your Chief Advisor @@RANDOMNAME@@ was just discovered by the Supreme United Security (SUS) council to be a Dàguó impostor sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@.

Option 1. "This means WAR!", thunders General @@RANDOMNAME@@ in @@HIS@@ full military uniform, decorated with so many medals on @@HIS@@ uniform that the compass on your desk is pointing at @@HIM@@. "We need to send our full military might to destroy Duckgo- whatever!"

Option validity: Only valid for nations with a military

Result: @@NAME@@ has declared war on Dàguó after the Chief Advisor of government was discovered to be a Dàguó impostor

Option 2. SUS spymaster @@RANDOMNAME@@ quietly tip-toes into your office, wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses. "We could've caught @@HIM_1@@ before", @@HE@@ says quietly. "@@HE_1@@ was acting suspiciously like an impostor from the start, and if we want to sustain our suspired great nation, you need to grant more power to the SUS to investigate suspicious cases, or we would be suspending our nation's security!"

Result: government officials with dual citizenship in Dàguó are assumed to be impostors

Option 3. "I'm sure a polite letter of complaint would work?" argues ardent pacifist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just fire @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ from the government, and send a non-threatening letter of complaint to the government of Dàguó to withdraw any other impostors they have here. That would work well, wouldn't it?"

Result: Dàguó infiltrations are responded to with a polite letter of complaint

Option 4. "While @@RANDOMNAME_4@@'s suggestion of just a complaint letter is unreasonable, @@HE_4@@ had a very good point." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We should just impose sanctions and ask them to withdraw any other impostors they have here in exchange for lifting them. Enact peaceful measures towards Dàguó rather than fighting fire with fire!"

Option validity: Invalid for nations with Autarky policy

Result: the nation imposes sanctions on Dàguó after the Chief Advisor was discovered to be an impostor from Dàguó.

Option 5. "TRAITOR!!!" roars right-wing nationalist politician @@RANDOMNAME@@ "We should have zero mercy towards @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ and any impostors infitrating the glory of the @@PRETITLE@@! @@HE_1@@ should be thrown into a rocket and ejected into space. Don't listen to those liberal scumbags."

Result: politicians with dual citizenship in Dàguó are ejected into space

Adds policy: Space Program

Adds policy: Death penalty

it's better to change it from daguo to east lebatuck, because in NS usually the spies are the east lebatuckese.
this could be a good folow-up issue from 1st option fallout of issue no. 679 assuming that you have changed it from daguo to east lebatuck https://nsindex.net/wiki/NationStates_Issue_No._679

[The Python]

amogus

Validity: Invalid for nations with No Immigration Policy

Your Chief Advisor @@RANDOMNAME@@ was just discovered by the Supreme United Security (SUS) council to be a Dàguó impostor sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@.

Option 1. "This means WAR!", thunders General @@RANDOMNAME@@ in @@HIS@@ full military uniform, decorated with so many medals on @@HIS@@ uniform that the compass on your desk is pointing at @@HIM@@. "We need to send our full military might to destroy Duckgo- whatever!"

Option validity: Only valid for nations with a military

Result: @@NAME@@ has declared war on Dàguó after the Chief Advisor of government was discovered to be a Dàguó impostor

Option 2. SUS spymaster @@RANDOMNAME@@ quietly tip-toes into your office, wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses. "We could've caught @@HIM_1@@ before", @@HE@@ says quietly. "@@HE_1@@ was acting suspiciously like an impostor from the start, and if we want to sustain our suspired great nation, you need to grant more power to the SUS to investigate suspicious cases, or we would be suspending our nation's security!"

Result: government officials with dual citizenship in Dàguó are assumed to be impostors

Option 3. "I'm sure a polite letter of complaint would work?" argues ardent pacifist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just fire @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ from the government, and send a non-threatening letter of complaint to the government of Dàguó to withdraw any other impostors they have here. That would work well, wouldn't it?"

Result: Dàguó infiltrations are responded to with a polite letter of complaint

Option 4. "While @@RANDOMNAME_4@@'s suggestion of just a complaint letter is unreasonable, @@HE_4@@ had a very good point." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Foreign Affairs. "We should just impose sanctions and ask them to withdraw any other impostors they have here in exchange for lifting them. Enact peaceful measures towards Dàguó rather than fighting fire with fire!"

Option validity: Invalid for nations with Autarky policy

Result: the nation imposes sanctions on Dàguó after the Chief Advisor was discovered to be an impostor from Dàguó.

Option 5. "TRAITOR!!!" roars right-wing nationalist politician @@RANDOMNAME@@ "We should have zero mercy towards @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ and any impostors infitrating the glory of the @@PRETITLE@@! @@HE_1@@ should be thrown into a rocket and ejected into space. Don't listen to those liberal scumbags."

Result: politicians with dual citizenship in Dàguó are ejected into space

Adds policy: Space Program

Adds policy: Death penalty

it's better to change it from daguo to east lebatuck, because in NS usually the spies are the east lebatuckese.
this could be a good folow-up issue from 1st option fallout of issue no. 679 assuming that you have changed it from daguo to east lebatuck https://nsindex.net/wiki/NationStates_Issue_No._679

I had been suggested using East Lebatuck before, but I didn't because:

Would even make better sense if it were the United Federation because they're the USA.

I did Daguo because it makes more sense for option 4 (because there's more trade), also because I like the duckgo pun in option 1 lol

Though since this seems to be the third time I got that feedback I will change it :P

I think the idea of making it a followup of #679 would be interesting, what would anyone else think about doing that? So that I can edit the issue accordingly.

[Doge Land]

This issus is so sussy that it might make me answer issuses again. Also im crying of laughter (sus)

[Lettucehead]

Maybe one of the options' results could be "Daguo foreigners visiting the nation enter professional and supervised scans to continue traveling"

Is the demonym plural 'Daguoese'?

I am pretty sure it's daguo. Daguoese sounds weird

[Random Country 453632]

Is the demonym plural 'Daguoese'?

I am pretty sure it's daguo. Daguoese sounds weird

Just check the list of NPC nations on NSIndex and the issues related. If you see the denonym plural of Daguo, that's the one

[Lettucehead]

I am pretty sure it's daguo. Daguoese sounds weird

Just check the list of NPC nations on NSIndex and the issues related. If you see the denonym plural of Daguo, that's the one

But in issues, Daguo is the denonym

[Terrabod]

Is the demonym plural 'Daguoese'?

There are enough instances of phrases like "Daguo wine", "Daguo cuisine" and "Daguo gangs" in previous issues to suggest that the demonym plural is just "Daguo". No mention of any other potential demonym plural as far as I can see, including no mention of "Daguoese".

[Bears Armed]

Is the demonym plural 'Daguoese'?

There are enough instances of phrases like "Daguo wine", "Daguo cuisine" and "Daguo gangs" in previous issues to suggest that the demonym plural is just "Daguo". No mention of any other potential demonym plural as far as I can see, including no mention of "Daguoese".

"Hr'rmmm..."

[The Python]

Yeah, it's Daguo. Anyway, what would y'all think about Zarulia's suggestion to make it a followup of 679.1?

[Kingdom of the Indus]

This is the greatest NS issue draft of all time

[Minskiev]

I don't know if thunder can really be used as a verb like in Option 1...also your options are too short.

edit: the effect lines need work as well

[Lettucehead]

I think emergency meeting should be put in there.

[HISPIDA]

this is fucking stupid

[Haganham]

this is fucking stupid

it's the best kind of stupid.

[The Python]

I don't know if thunder can really be used as a verb like in Option 1...also your options are too short.

I'm pretty sure it can be used as a verb? Anyway, I tried lengthening the options a bit....

I think emergency meeting should be put in there.

Great idea! How's this:

Your Chief Advisor @@RANDOMNAME@@ was just discovered by the Supreme United Security (SUS) council to be an impostor from East Lebatuck sent to infiltrate the @@PRETITLE@@. As a result, an emergency meeting has been called to discuss the incident.

this is fucking stupid

That doesn't really help & fully intend to eventually submit this (otherwise I wouldn't be drafting lol) .... so cope harder.

[Honeydewistania]

That doesn't really help & fully intend to eventually submit this (otherwise I wouldn't be drafting lol) .... so cope harder.

We’ll see who will be coping when this is immediately binned by the editors

[Greater Cesnica]

this is fucking stupid

wtf based

[Lettucehead]

this is fucking stupid

It's amongucking sustupid
Sorry my pun skill.is lower than usual