Favorite conspiracy

[The Blaatschapen]

Correct.

We're not allowed to influence stock markets anymore after the 2008 crash. So we go for a more benign use of our powers.

Can you use your collective psychic powers to move the moon? It can't be that hard right? Unless you mods are collectively storing your power to some sort of superweapon that will blow up the moon for unknown reasons?

We've decided that the moon is at the best place right now. We always move little bits of moon to earth, whenever we want some cheese

[Saiwania]

My favorite conspiracies are the various Manosphere ones out there, in Incel, Red Pill, MGTOW circles and etc. The social dysfunctions some people have with other people is entertaining, and it probably isn't wrong to believe that you're just being used or betrayed if you're objectively speaking, not all that in terms of status or skill/ability. I aspire to do the betrayals first, so that I'm the one who doesn't get bamboozled and gets the advantage to be had from situations.

[Bassoe]

"The pandemic is a fake created by the media exaggerating and lying about flu season, and you absolutely need to get the vaccine anyway. The vaccine isn't for the fictitious covid, but for an actually dangerous bioweapon and once all the blindly trusting bootlickers who believed the media have been vaccinated, they'll release the actual plague and claim it was a new mutated strain of covid, killing off all the freethinkers who pose the only remaining threat to their power."

[Umbratellus]

Oh many there's so many interesting ones out there but I think some of the more exotic cosmology ones are always the most interesting. Stuff like the moon is actually metal and hollow like some kind of giant egg or machine, Hyperborea is a real place inside the hollow earth (or a space ship!), there was widespread, complex, and possibly global human civilization that collapsed and was erased as sea levels rose (Doggerland, sunken coast of India, etc).

[Solise Melachyscorlo]

Finland doesn't exist.

[Grave_n_idle]

Oh many there's so many interesting ones out there but I think some of the more exotic cosmology ones are always the most interesting. Stuff like the moon is actually metal and hollow like some kind of giant egg or machine, Hyperborea is a real place inside the hollow earth (or a space ship!), there was widespread, complex, and possibly global human civilization that collapsed and was erased as sea levels rose (Doggerland, sunken coast of India, etc).

Hollow earth is so last decade. All the cool kids are in a bowl earth, now.

[Umbratellus]

Hollow earth is so last decade. All the cool kids are in a bowl earth, now.

Donut earth is the way of the future.

[Bear Stearns]

That a vast white supremacist, Russian-backed conspiracy has been secretly pulling the strings in the United States.


If only...

[Page]

That a vast white supremacist, Russian-backed conspiracy has been secretly pulling the strings in the United States.


If only...

Every time I get accused of being a Russian troll for saying entirely truthful things like that America armed Islamist terrorists in Syria or that the charges against Julian Assange are bullshit, I keep thinking "where's my fuckin paycheck, Putin?"

[Cardonna]

The world elites using adrenochrome (harvested from children) to communicate with aliens through intense hallucinations

[Tokora]

Reptilians, because if the earth was controlled by alien lizard people they can't possibly be worse than the politicians we had to deal with for the past half decade.

[Ansarullah]

Islam is secretly a Jewish sect created to fool the entire world into thinking Muslims are the enemies of Jews so that when the "Moschiach" (which, according to the guy I got this theory from, is actually the anti-Christ) comes, Muslims will reveal themselves to be Jews and take over the world with the "real" Jews until Jesus descends and kills all Jews and non-whites.
I got this theory from a QAnon follower who unironically believes this.

[Kumarinadu]

Gnosticism (which I’m convinced counts), The various ones about how pre human civilizations existed on Earth, Agartha, Lemuria, The Out of India theory/theories of mythical origins for Vedic Civilization, The existence of fae/sylvan genocide hypothesis, Various Native American spirits/curses existing and influencing modern people, Occult involvement of the Third Reich (which is at least on a material level true), Posadism, The Dogon People etc. might post more once I remember

[The Kingdom of the Three Isles]

The Earth is flat. I hate how they use the Bible to make “proof”. It doesn’t say anything about the Earth being flat. I am a Christian.