Allanean Defense Exports

[Kauzat]

to whoever it may concern,
can I order 50 of those gun roomba things?

-Ihan Ghearh

ooc note: I wonder if the gun roomba can have a AKM mounted to it.

[Allanea]

to whoever it may concern,
can I order 50 of those gun roomba things?

-Ihan Ghearh

ooc note: I wonder if the gun roomba can have a AKM mounted to it.

This order is confirmed.

OOC: It can have a range of common firearms put on it so I suppose it's not unreasonable to say it could have an AKM put on.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

A letter arrives at the office of Allanean Defence Exports. Well, to call it a 'letter' is fairly generous. A single "sheet" made out of what appears to be a flattened McDonalds Happy Meal box, covered in crayon-marks and colored pencil scribbles, with sloppy chicken-scratch crammed in the corner. It's a chore to decipher, but reads somewhat like this:

In light of the recent lack of morale amongst our troops the decision has been made to introduce a giant fucking tank as giant fucking tanks are cool and make loud noises and big flashing lights and are big and cool and everyone will love them and there's no way this can go wrong and the cannons go BOOOOM and the machine guns go 'dakka dakka dakka' and-

The letter continues on in a similar fashion for the remainder of the page, before being cut off and finishing with the words 'GIVE US THE TANK', written in a different color and handwriting. Thankfully there is also an order form stapled to it, although it appears to have been written on a ketchup-stained napkin.

Purchasing entity: Reichswehr Joint Shitpost Command*
Number of tanks: 1
Would you like to purchase DPR for the T-3500-class?: No
Total payment: $500 million NSD, paid entirely in cash, a single(safe for work) dakimakura of the Girl's Frontline character IMI Galil, and an actual silver-plated Galil.

*A brief search will reveal that no such organization exists. However, there is a social media community with the same name, administered by several people. Of these, only 'Karl Stortebeker', who appears to be a naval infantryman stationed in Gdansk, has a visible address.

[Allanea]

Response by Mikhail Kovalev

To be honest, this is an unfunny joke. However if you do turn up with this money in cash we will in fact sell you the tank.

Have a nice day.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Response by Mikhail Kovalev

To be honest, this is an unfunny joke. However if you do turn up with this money in cash we will in fact sell you the tank.

Have a nice day.

A shipping crate arrives shortly after the message, with 500 million 1-NSD notes and the other items in question.

A note in far-neater handwriting duct-taped to the crate directs anyone concerned to deliver the tank to the gates of the Westerplatte Barracks in Gdansk.

[Allanea]

A large corporate entity has no problem checking the validity of the notes and counting them on a set of counting machines - the entire process is automated and takes only a few hours through the use of several clerks and counting machines.

After that, the tank is shipped.

[West Durits Tric]

TELEGRAPH

FROM: MINISTRY OF CLEANSING, WEST DURITS TRIC.

TO: ALLANEAN DEFENSE EXPORTS

Our wonderful nation has a problem with evil rascals disrupting the general cleanliness of our glorious cities.

As we can imagine, you understand this problem very well.

In order to rectify this, we would like to request the following:

4, 000 GUNBA Armed Vacuum Cleaner Robots (2, 400, 000)

4, 000 BASIC M40 Sub-machine guns. (3, 200, 000.)

1 T-3500 SuperHeavy Tank, de-armed and replaced with hollow inside if possible. (500, 000, 000.)

700 PM1910-M Maxim Guns. (350, 000.)

We thank you for your co-operation in eliminating the swines who dare tread upon the most holy of cleanliness.

END OF TRANSMISSION

[Allanea]

Dear friends!

We don't object to making this sale, but to be clear:

1. Do you understand that the Gunba Armed Vacuum Cleaner is just that, an armed vacuum cleaner, capable of only limited indoor motion?
2. Are you in fact requesting to purchase a giant tank without any interior or weapons?

[Allanea]

Hammond Motors AMS-30 Armored Mobile Sauna now available!

[Kauzat]

a note was delivered and it looked a bit crumpled.

it read:

Hello, Ihan Ghearh here!
I would like to order some things, which are listed below:
200,000 El Stumpo Shotguns, 100,000 in .410 and the other 100,000 in 12ga.
400,000 El Pumpo Shotguns, 200,000 in .410, 100,000 in 12ga, and the other 100,000 in 20ga.
400,000 Boxer Shotguns, 200,000 in .410 and 200,000 in 12ga
20 TD-9SC Pistols, preferably in .44 Magnum if possible.
90 AA-72 Mines
600 RPG-7AL 'Kela' Rocket Launchers

This concludes the order.
-Ihan Ghearh

[Allanea]

Dear friends!

Please clarify:

1. What is the purpose of this purchase?
2. By what means will payment be made?

*

Meanwhile, the Allanean Defense Exports legal counsel began researching the identity of Ilhan Ghearh.

OOC: In other words, while Allanean Defense Exports is a rather lenient organization they Would Like To Know More.

[Allanea]

Hammond Motors HCR-7000 Refueler now available!

[Cam man]

Cam Man Defense Force
Can we get 1,000 M18 Battle Rifles 750,000
For the newly created Cam Man Defense Force

[Allanea]

OOc: Welcome to Nationstates!

IC:

Your order is confirmed.

[Kauzat]

(Image)

Dear friends!

Please clarify:

1. What is the purpose of this purchase?
2. By what means will payment be made?

*

Meanwhile, the Allanean Defense Exports legal counsel began researching the identity of Ilhan Ghearh.

OOC: In other words, while Allanean Defense Exports is a rather lenient organization they Would Like To Know More.

another letter was sent and it said:

Ihan Ghearh here, we plan to use these firearms for sale in a variety of gun shops across the nation, as we are having a firearms shortage.

I plan to use AKMs as a payment method and if that does not work, I will pay with an an adequate amount of NSD.

I hope this clears things up.
-Ihan Ghearh.

OOC note: I have a factbook thingy that mentions Ihan Ghearh, I think.

[Allanea]

Payment in NSD is preferable for this purpose. Your order is confirmed and once payment arrives the guns shall be shipped.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

From: Chairman of the Board of Management, Consortium of Ostmarkian Rifle-Makers and Weapon Traders, Karl Wilhelm von Langsdorffer
To: Souraski Arms International

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Sehr Geehrte Damen und Herren
The Board of Management of the Consortium of Ostmarkian Rifle-Makers and Weapon Traders writes to You to inform Your Honourable Company of Our interest in Your assortment of shotguns. We would like to procure for our subsidiaries the following products on a yearly basis and to sell them at market prices to interested citizens of the Empire:

• SAI-12 El Pumpo (548 pcs/a)
• SAI-12B Boxer (444 pcs/a)
• SAI-12C El Stumpo (481 pcs/a)
• SAI-12V Ventilator (58 pcs/a)
• SAI-12-2 "Double Punch" (574 pcs/a)

To a total of $260,600, which shall be transferred yearly according to the directions of Your financial department.

As always
I remain Your obedient servant
Karl Wilhelm von Langsdorffer
Chairman of the Board of Management
Consortium of Ostmarkian Rifle-Makers and Weapon Traders

[Allanea]

Dear friends!

This order is confirmed. We hope for a beginning of a wonderful friendship.

[Allanea]

Added FES-125 Future Engineer Shovel.

[Anagonia]

To: Allanean Defense Exports
From: Chief General Elliott Armstrong, Department of National Defense, Confederate States of Anagonia
Subject: Purchase of Super-Capital Class Vessels; Possibility of future additional purchases

Dear Representatives of the Allanean Defense Exports,

It is a pleasure to be writing to you again. By now our partnership has extended for over several years and we have been continuously pleased with the results of our purchases. To that end, we have noted that several nations within our region which employ various Super-Capital warships have heightened tensions across the region. We, as a nation, do not employ any such vessel beyond that of the standard Battlecarrier and the only possible Super-Capital we have is a practical museum vessel from before the foundation of our present government. To that end, we have been investigating the possibility of berthing a reserve active fleet of Super-Capital vessels that can be placed on readiness at a moments notice.

It is my intention to purchase three Hood-class SUPERDREADNOUGHT's for the sole purpose of deterrence against possible regional threats. I intend to pay in payments, if at all suitable, which shall be done in large sums according to a suitable account set up for the purpose of transfers between the Allanean Defense Exports and the Confederate States. If this is a suitable arrangement, I will happily commence the wire transfers for the first intended purchase where thereby the next two payments will be conducted upon the start of construction of the related products.

If this arrangement is found successful, we would be delighted to consider an additional two purchases - for a total of five Superdreanoughts - to round out a properly fitted fleet that can contest regional powers in the event of war. While we do not intend to pursue more than five of these massive ships, up to eight is not out of the question if permitted.

Attached to this message is the required order form. Additionally, an account has been established with the required upfront payment of D$900 Billion Denars, with subsequent payments situated to be deposited as the construction process is suitably near starting - if permitted, of course.

Cordially,
Chief General Elliott Armstrong
Department of National Defense
Confederate States of Anagonia

Order Form
Nation Name:
Confederate States of Anagonia
Number of Hoods ordered:
Three(3)
Name of each Hood ordered:
CSS Sovereign
CSS Harbinger
CSS Leviathan

[Allanea]

Dear friends!

This order is confirmed. We will work with member companies and subcontractors to bring about the timely completion of the Hoods.

[Hanovereich]

To whom it may concern,

The Royal Guards of the Kingdom of Hanovereich has been impressed by the number of weapons and vehicles being sold by you, and the size of your business. Therefore, we shall place an order for some of your weapons. You may expect a larger order by the Armed Forces should this order be satisfactory.

We would like to purchase:

[*]30 Bespoke edition Klatau sabres
[*]200 SAI Drill budget battle rifles
[*]15 Bovid Tactical Trucks

Please consider our order, and reply as soon as possible. We look forward to continue a business alliance with you.

Sincerely,

Procurement Office
Royal Academy of Military Service
Military Compound, Hanover

I didn't use the form for the small arms, I added it to my order. I think it has all the information though.

[Allanea]

Dear friends!

This order is partly confirmed - however, SAI does not sell the Drill budget Battle Rifle to state entities, as is clearly stated in the promotional materials. We however wish to inform you that His Imperial Majesty, the King of Allanea, has chosen to foot part of the bill for you, and as such the Klatau sabres shall be free of charge for your organization. You will however will have to pay for the Bovid tactical trucks.

[Hanovereich]

To whom it may concern,

We here at the Dutch School of Flight are delighted to start business with you. We have reviewed your aircraft, and have decided to purchase 5 KHI Sparrow helicopters (civilian variant) from you. This may be a one-time order, but we have heard from the Royal Academy that the military have started buying from you.

We hope that we, as an institution of Hanovereich, can improve relations with Allanea, and your company.

Sincerely,

Eliza Sietzen
Director of the Dutch School of Flight
Amsterdam

[Southeast Marajarbia]

1. Which entity in your nation is making the purchase? (e.g. “The Bigtopian Ministry of Defense”, “The People’s Militia of Bigtopia”.) The Government of Southeast Marajarbia

2. What is it buying and how much is it willing to pay in total? 4 Hammond Motors Mammoth 8x8 truck for 800,000 NSD.