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by Squornshelan Remnant States » Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:22 pm
Starting 11: Krieven; V. Harkhan, W. Harkhan, Dalso, Achthoven; Hashemi, Marrish; Vladcik, Takala, Yonte; Petrov
Subs: Drenel, Shimski; Macar, Szimon, Buczvarov, Malgos; Arslan, Damnagoras; Naqvi, Storrev; Gerstlauer, Stienno
MD1: SRS 2-2 VIL @ Radlov Arena (cap. 76,800), Brantisvogan, Megabrantis, SRS
MD2: USD 4-6 SRS @ TBA
MD3: SRS 1-1 SDG @ Killough Grove (cap. 31,400), Han Wavel, Han Dold, SRS
MD4: PSI 0-3 SRS @ TBA
MD5: SRS 3-3 SVJ @ Overburg Arena (cap. 46,222), Damogran, Algolia, SRS
MD6: HTK 0-1 SRS @ TBA
MD7: SRS 2-0 LIS @ Flanoil Arena (cap. 50,350), Traal, East Flania, SRS
MD8: SRS 1-1 TFS @ Smolak Systemy Stadion (cap. 31,200), Sjerezo, Molvania, SRS
MD9: ESH 1-2 SRS @ The Eshialand City SuperDome (cap. 75,000), Eshialand City, ESH
MD10: VIL 5-3 SRS @ Tivali-Ring Stadium (cap. 87,000 ), Alikki-Cora, VIL
MD11: SRS 3-2 USD @ Sunergy Field (cap. 37,550), Hunian, Algolia, SRS
MD12: SDG 0-1 SRS @ Stadium Persekutuan (cap. 40,000), Kambang, SDG
MD13: SRS 1-0 PSI @ Old Flamarion Stadium (cap. 26,405), Flamarion, Megabrantis, SRS
MD14: SVJ 4-4 SRS @ Nationastadion Carl Gustaff Bjurman, Sjoedrhavn, SVJ
MD15: SRS 1-0 HTK @ Pheldagriff Stadium (cap. 45,620), Yassaca, Sivolvia, SRS
MD16: LIS 5-5 SRS @ TBA
MD17: TFS 0-1 SRS @ TBA
MD18: SRS 4-4 ESH @ Chernov Stadium (cap. 57,600), Viltvodle, Megabrantis, SRS
PO1: TRL 2-3 SRS @ 1th December Stadium (cap. 100,000), Trolleborg City, TRL
PO2: SRS v TRL @ The Lutenstaad (cap. 75,000), Lutenblag, Molvania, SRS

by Drawkland » Wed Jun 02, 2021 5:53 pm
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by Recuecn » Wed Jun 02, 2021 6:12 pm
Gerauld Firaut | Franky Adams |
| Gerauld Firaut, first-line goalie, stepped out of the conference center, blinking in the sunlight. To be honest, he was a bit relieved it was over; he'd only attended due to some requirement for the ÉNRF. He knew at least one of his other teammates had been supposed to be there as well, and was somewhat surprised not to have seen him at all. There had been a few other people he recognized, the sort of people who were notable in the sports world for some reason without being athletes, and thus found themselves also obliged to be present in order to keep up appearances. He'd waved at Jeanne Chartray, for instance, but had lost her in the throngs somehow. And besides, he was ready to head home. The conference center was in one of those modern-looking downtown high-rise office towers, and the conference room itself was on the top floor, but he didn't need to find an elevator quite yet, because he could simply take the elevated walkway across the street to the equally tall parking garage where he had left his car. Gerauld fished into his pocket for his keys, felt his phone, and pulled that out instead. He unsilenced it, and saw that he'd gotten a text from his wife. "How was it. Did u see Franky?" That was just like Samantha. Franky hadn't come to visit them once since the whole thing with him getting caught up in Relié's dumb plan, and Gerauld wondered if Samantha was almost more hurt by that than he was. She was constantly dropping hints or little comments, trying to get Gerauld to address it, or do something to "get Franky back." Gerauld thought it was a bit silly. He had no business apologizing to Franky as if Franky was somehow the victim in all this. When Franky was ready to get over it, he'd come back to his senses. Hopefully. He texted back. "No, was good tho". Then he heard steps and looked up, and there he was. Franky Adams. Gerauld stared at his teammate, who seemed almost agog at running into him. "Uh, hey Gerauld," said Franky. "I, uh, didn't expect to see you." "Oh, I thought you'd be here," said Gerauld. "How's it going?" "Alright," said Franky. Look at him, just pretending nothing's wrong, thought Gerauld. I thought he had some shame but he's the same cocky prick he always was. It didn't seem like Franky was going to ask how Gerauld was doing, so it fell to him to prop up the conversation, which had died before it ever had a chance. "What'd you think of the presentation?" "I thought it was really good!" Gerauld was a bit surprised how fervently Franky responded. He wouldn't have thought it was Franky's thing at all. Well, good for him. Maybe - hopefully - he had actually gotten something out of it. "You on your way home?" Oh, so that was how it was. Franky wasn't even trying to hide his spite anymore. Oh well. "Yeah, I guess I'll see you later." Gerauld thrust his phone back into his pocket and offered a half-wave in farewell. "Bye!" But Franky didn't leave. As Gerauld started toward the parking garage elevator, Franky began to walk in stride next to him. What was going on? Oh no, not this. Anything but this. The pair walked side by side, glancing over their shoulders at each other without making eye contact. "I guess we're going the same direction," Franky said. "I guess so," said Gerauld, just for something to say. Gerauld leaned forward and hit the down button as they arrived. The button lit up. The elevator was on the bottom floor, because of course it was. Gerauld pulled out his car keys, seven floors too early, and began to fiddle with them. He looked up at the sun beaming down. "Great weather we're having," he remarked, although he realized as he said it that he was inexplicably covered with sweat. He'd only been outside maybe three minutes. "Uh-huh." Franky, who was obviously trying to avoid eye contact, deigned to answer. Oh come on man, I'm just trying to make this less awkward. Play along. The elevator arrived to spare Gerauld from his misery, and he leapt in, hitting the button for the floor where he'd parked, all the way at the bottom. "What floor are you?" he asked Franky. "Same as you, it looks like." Seriously, had he planned this? The door shut and the elevator slowly began to rumble downwards. At this point it was no surprise that it was the slowest elevator Gerauld had ever ridden in his life, and to add to the derlict parking garage feel, whatever tinny speakers would usually have been playing soulless background music were broken and they were left in absolute silence. Literal minutes passed. Gerauld faked a laugh. "This is one of those classic awkward situations, huh? 'Bye,' 'Bye,' and then we go the same direction!" No response from Franky. Was the boy trying to make this awkward? Gerauld looked back down at his shoes. Well fine, he could shut up then. Would that make things better? There had to be some way to get Franky to drop this silly grudge. At long last, the elevator came to a stop and the doors opened. "Let me guess, you parked in the back right corner too." Gerauld attempted another joke. But he met Franky's gaze and realized that this, too, was only too terribly true. Never had a walk across a parking garage ever seemed so daunting. Gerauld tried to distract himself with thoughts of how to solve the ÉNRF's bad blood, but couldn't get a single coherent thought to pass through his mind. If an awkward goodbye was this difficult, how were they supposed to resolve months of disagreement? There was no way. He glanced at Franky, still walking beside him, staring at his feet. They'd used to be such good friends. Could that be saved? They reached their cars. Gerauld noticed a tiny scratch on the side of his he suspected Franky had put there getting out of his own car too fast. Now was not the time to mention that. Then he felt a sudden impact and was almost knocked to the ground. He found himself in Franky's arms, in a tight bear hug. Both of them were breathing heavily. "I'm so sorry man," Franky sobbed. "I was an idiot. I just want it all to be right. Can we be friends again?" Gerauld was shocked. This was not what he had expected. Franky, crying? Franky, apologizing? A moment of self-reflection. Had he been the idiot the whole time? "Of course, buddy," he said, hugging back, and he realized he was crying too. "Hey, I'll call you soon, okay? First things first, we gotta focus on kicking Huelavia's ass." Franky grinned at him. "You got it." Only there was no way in hell that was going to happen. | "Thank goodness I didn't have to run into Gerauld," thought Franky, sidling his way through the crowd in an effort to make a speedy exit. The presentation had just ended. It had been something about representation in sports - one of those topics Franky knew he ought to care about yet couldn't seem to find interesting. Definitely it was something Gerauld would have enjoyed, but Franky struggled to sit through it without fidgeting. Yet the thought present in the back of his mind throughout the entire thing, even larger than his growingsense of boredom, was a nagging dread of running into Gerauld somewhere in the crowd. Things were just still so awkward between them. Ever since the 'spy mission', or whatever you wanted to call it, there had been a lot of bad blood on the national team, but Franky felt it most strongly between him and Gerauld. The two of them had not gotten along perfectly when they first met - there was that Reçueçn-Genève rivalry in the way, for one thing, not to mention their vastly different personalities - but having spent several years in each other's company playing for the ÉNRF had led to them becoming fast friends. Franky would come to Gerauld's daughter's birthday parties and meet up with his teammate outside of national team training, and quite a genuine connection had blossomed. Now, however, the failed spy episode seemed to have entirely destroyed that. The two of them hadn't talked - really talked - in months. Sure sometimes there were still those little unavoidable interactions that take place when you share a locker-room and a team with someone. But Franky was heartbroken to have lost his friend, although he didn't entirely recognize the emotion and instead felt awkward, disappointed, and maybe a little afraid of Gerauld. The anger, at least, was gone. For now, all Franky wanted was to not have to run into his teammate in public. He worked his way through the crowd as quickly as possible, breaking into a power-walk as he crossed the walkway to the parking garage. Franky was free now - no, no no no, it was all falling apart. He stood right in front of him on his phone. Gerauld Firaut. Franky uncomfortably looked Gerauld up and down. "Uh, hey Gerauld," he said. "I, uh, didn't expect to see you." "Oh, I thought you'd be here," said Gerauld. "How's it going?" "Alright," said Franky. God, this is awkward, thought Franky. Does he still have to hold a grudge? We messed up, get over it. Franky waited to see what Gerauld would say next. The goalie took his precious time. Was he trying to find a clever but seemingly innocuous implication? "What'd you think of the presentation?" "I thought it was really good!" Hopefully that would earn some points with Gerauld. Not that Franky had actually paid any attention to what had been said, but this was a good chance to give an answer Gerauld would approve of. "You on your way home?" Franky looked for a way out. If this conversation wasn't going anywhere, it was time to end it. "Yeah, I guess I'll see you later." Gerauld waved, and Franky dipped his head in response. "Bye!" But then the nightmare scenario happened. As Franky stepped toward the elevator, he realized that Gerauld was going the same way. Well of course he was, there was only one elevator. Franky should have seen it coming. But did this really have to happen today, of all days? "I guess we're going the same direction," Franky said. Yeah, astute observation. "I guess so," said Gerauld. Franky let Gerauld call the elevator while he pretended to be absorbed by the skyline. He put a hand on the back of his neck and looked off into the distance, looking everywhere but at Gerauld. Gerauld must have found the silence too akward. "Great weather we're having," he said, and Franky thought he'd never heard a stupider comment. But as soon as tried to find something more intelligent to say, he drew a blank. "Uh-huh." Gerauld scowled back in a way that didn't seem quite appropriate for someone enjoying the weather as much as he claimed to be, but that wasn't a surprise. Uptight bastard. Mercifully, the elevator doors opened with the ring of a bell, and they both stepped inside. Firaut hit the button for the ground floor. Oh God. "What floor are you?" he asked. "Same as you, it looks like." Why, why, why? The elevator began to descend, grumbling under its load as if it were carrying the entire national team. It felt like it was, for a moment. All the heat of the locker-room in the stuffy elevator, and a perfect recreation of the toxic atmosphere they'd had the last few months. Franky almost expected the elevator to pause at a floor so Relié could walk in. Gerauld interrupted his thoughts. "This is one of those classic awkward situations, huh? 'Bye,' Bye,' and then we go the same direction!" Franky wasn't sure what to say. He appreciated now that Gerauld was just trying to relieve the awkwardness, but it was only making things worse. Franky leaned back and forth from the balls of his feet to his heels, looking at the ceiling. The elevator stopping suddenly almost threw him off balance. He followed Gerauld out, and was about to say bye for real, but Gerauld wanted to try a joke one last time, apparently. "Let me guess, you parked in the back right corner too." Franky looked him in the eyes as the realization hit them both at once. They set off toward their cars, and Franky could see them now, parked right next to each other, his little sports car and Gerauld's family SUV. He looked down at his toes, each step taking him closer to the end of this miserable encounter. The tension, building the whole time was unbearable now. There was no way they could beat Huelavia by three goals if they couldn't even carry a conversation. Suddenly, Franky felt almost on the verge of tears. He looked at Gerauld, pretending to be distracted looking at his mom van, and the memories of the birthday parties and visits and conversations flooded back. Fuck it, he thought, and he threw his arms around Gerauld, pulling him in close. Awkward? Maybe, but at this point it was never not going to be. "I'm so sorry man," he blubbered. "I was an idiot. I just want it all to be right. Can we be friends again?" Gerauld took a moment to say anything. Was it really all over, had he messed up too much? Surely Gerauld, the mature one, could find it in himself to forgive? "Of course, buddy," and suddenly everything was okay and they were both crying. "Hey, I'll call you soon, okay? First things first, we gotta focus on kicking Huelavia's ass." Franky grinned at him. "You got it." Franky was looking forward to it. Reunited, nothing could stand in their way. |

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Pot 1
Cassadaigua (6) - Co-host. Rushmore.
Chromatika (14) - Co-host. Anaia.
Nephara (1). Rushmore.
Valanora (2). Atlantian Oceania
The Holy Empire (3). Independent(The Dreamed Realm)
Farfadillis (4). Atlantian Oceania.
Banija (5). Atlantian Oceania.
Ko-oren (7). Anaia
Pot 2
Starblaydia (8). Anaia.
Turori (8). Atlantian Oceania.
Kelssek (10). Independent(East Pacific)
Brenecia (11). Esportiva.
Pasarga (12). Rushmore.
Commonwealth of Baker Park (13). Atlantian Oceania.
Vilita (15). Atlantian Oceania.
Eura (16). Rushmore.
Pot 3
Newmanistan (17). Esportiva.
Audioslavia (18). Anaia.
Poafmersia (20). Independent(North Pacific)
Tikariot (22). Rushmore.
South Newlandia(28). Esportiva.
Savigliane (29). Anaia.
Independent Athletes of Quebec (31). Anaia.
Mercedini (35). Independent(Novapax)
Pot 4
Omerica (37). Independent(United Republics)
Hampton Island (39). Esportiva.
HUElavia (41). Independent(South Pacific)
Tequilo (46). Anaia.
Twicetagria (48). Atlantian Oceania.
Jeruselem (50). Independent(Greater Prussia).
Squornshelous Remnant States (53). Independent(West Pacific)
Yuezhou (62). Rushmore.

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by Commonwealth of Baker Park » Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:21 pm
1 Zach Johnston 46 11 clean sheets
21 Danielle Gaines 62 (3) 15 clean sheets
24 Kelsey Vickers 29 (3) 6 clean sheets
3 Kelly O'Connell 51 (6)
5 Alan Wiseman 37 (6) 2 goals
2 Charlotte Bauer 23 (2)
20 Pryna Rasanamira 54 (4) 5 goals
4 Sam Harrison 44 (7)
19 Derion Hutchins 42 (9) 3 goals
8 Antonio Sotolongo 86 (15) 31 goals Co-Captain
13 Annabeth Westmoreland 100 (18) 35 goals Co-Captain
15 Nicki Stone 72 (32) 21 goals
11 Travis Grimaldi 35 (4) 5 goals
7 Junior Ngoba 72 (5) 13 goals
6 Marcus Nolan 51 (16) 16 goals
14 Nicole D'Amico 32 (9) 8 goals
16 Marcus Milton 21 (7) 9 goals
23 Anna Porter 40 (24) 14 goals
22 DeAngelo Simmons 67 (16) 44 goals
9 Lainey Wadsworth 50 (21) 21 goals
10 Reggie Laing 42 (14) 30 goals
12 Alicia Craig 35 (4) 12 goals
17 Daniel Pryor 43 (14) 22 goals
18 Ayanna West 51 (15) 32 goals

by Alasdair I Frosticus » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:48 am
Dear Football Association of Vilita,
We're so excited to be drawn in the same group as you. Will you be our friends? Will you join us for tea and crumpets before the match and become members of GOOFI - the Great Old Ones Friendship Initiative?
GOOFI exists to build links of cuddle-based friendship between ordinary mortals, Great Old Ones, and Elder Gods.
Now, we know you might be just a little bit wary about an offer of friendship given the long history between our teams; not least recent history. There was that little misunderstanding about another Holy Empire World Cup captain accusing Vilita of doping with a popular chocolate-topped beverage from Turori, and you may have some misgivings about us all being ancient eldritch horrors worshipped by ravening mad cultists. We understand that there's some feeling in Vilita that the Dreamed Realm may have been involved in certain recent changes in Atlantian Oceania. We wish to put your minds at rest on these points:
1) Sir Barsanuphius is a former captain of the national side, and the Holy Empire Football Association has already issued a statement this World Cup noting that his statements do not represent the official position of HEFA. GOOFI takes no position on Sir Barsanuphius's claims.
2) We can't deny that we're ancient eldritch horrors, but why discriminate against us on this basis? We can't help how we were born and/or otherwise created. We just want to be your friends!
3) We have never asked for, or encouraged, the worship of mad cultists. Frankly, they're beneath our notice. And the only thing we want to sacrifice in a GOOFI meeting is a pot of tea and some crumpets.
4) The State Bureau of Imperial Security will be making a separate statement on recent events in Atlantian Oceania in due course; but it had nothing to do with us. Frankly, we were as surprised as anyone.
So please join GOOFI! We can have ever so much fun together! It'll be ever so jolly! With tea and crumpets and cuddles!
Also, if we did ask for or encourage our hordes of mad cultists, we would give them names just like yours! Polaox Torerun, Kudii Davasarii, Va'a-Rio Kiwavn, Striitca Virahat... what absolutely perfect names for mad cultists! But don't worry, we promise we don't want you to worship us - only share tea, crumpets, and cuddles.
In the meantime, here are 100 plush cuddly Cthulhu toys to show you how much we care.
Thank you ever so much,
Your new friends in GOOFI
Dear Mr Billic,
We're so excited to be drawn in the same group as Mercedini. Will your team be our friends? Will you join us for tea and crumpets before the match and become members of GOOFI - the Great Old Ones Friendship Initiative?
GOOFI exists to build links of cuddle-based friendship between ordinary mortals, Great Old Ones, and Elder Gods.
We were so excited to read that food and drink are considered pillars of Mercedinian culture! We love food and drink too! Some of our favourite foods and drinks are tea, crumpets, squid, and the souls of the permanently insane! Our team captain once devoted an entire recipe book to cooking the souls of the permanently insane! It's called Mealtime Madness. Would you like a copy?
Perhaps we should stress that we don't encourage insanity, but it does sometimes seem to follow us wherever we go. This makes us very sad - which is why we founded GOOFI.... to cheer us up! We hope joining GOOFI would cheer you up too! And we promise it won't drive you insane; unless perhaps Mercedinians go mad for tea, crumpets, and cuddles! We'd certainly understand - we go mad for tea, crumpets and cuddles too!
So please join GOOFI! We can have ever so much fun together! It'll be ever so jolly! With tea and crumpets and cuddles!
In the meantime, here are 100 plush cuddly Cthulhu toys to show you how much we care.
Thank you ever so much,
Your new friends in GOOFI
Dear Pekora Dancer
We're so excited to be drawn in the same group as Jerusalem. Will your team be our friends? Will you join us for tea and crumpets before the match and become members of GOOFI - the Great Old Ones Friendship Initiative?
GOOFI exists to build links of cuddle-based friendship between ordinary mortals, Great Old Ones, and Elder Gods.
There's so much we do to offer your team moral support over tea and crumpets - especially if shared with a cuddle!
Take Ina Ninomae... she wants to have tentacles; we can help her grow tentacles!
Moana Calliope is obsessed with the Grim Reaper; we know Mr Reaper - he's a very old friend! - and we would be happy to introduce them!
Watame Saki is a white sheep; we assume you mean this literally - perhaps she'd like to be adopted by Shub-Niggurath? The Black Goat of the Woods always has room for another young! Why not one thousand and one?
Dolly Dozer is a cosplay queen; what could be better than to cosplay cuddly Cthulhu or some of his playful pals? Who's Dolly's favourite Great Old One?
And those are just some examples! Think of all the fun we could have together over tea and crumpets and cuddles!
Also, we just love nudity. If you like, we can even play our group match against each other with both teams playing naked! We're fairly certain you'd be able to tell us apart....
So please join GOOFI! We can have ever so much fun together! It'll be ever so jolly! With tea and crumpets and cuddles!
In the meantime, here are 100 plush cuddly Cthulhu toys to show you how much we care.
Thank you ever so much,
Your new friends in GOOFI

by Jeruselem » Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:27 am

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by Mercedini » Tue Jun 08, 2021 12:11 pm
Play your silly games
Sit in your ivory tower
A million miles away
Their taste is twice as sour
Hiding from the pain
Where the fate is far too tough
Why can't you see?
It's not their fault
It's not their sin
We close our eyes to feel good within
A whole new world is there, but you omit
But life's game for you to lose
And you can end just like them too
If we all just lend a hand to help them build.
Does hope exist between borders?
Out in the cold hoping to feel a little warmer
But is life fair between borders?
We only love to turn away, to stop the horror!
(Oh oh oo-oh oh)
(Between borders)
(Living between borders)
Play your silly games
Sit in your ivory tower
We can scream their names
So your shouts are just a whisper
Time to make a change
Forget the things you feel, to block the pain
It's not their fault
It's not their sin
We close our eyes to feel good within
A whole new world is there, but you omit (Woah oh oh oh)
But life's game for you to lose
And you can end just like them too
If we all just lend a hand to help them build, hey!
Does hope exist between borders?
Out in the cold hoping to feel a little warmer
But is life fair between borders?
We only love to turn away, to stop the horror!
(Oh oh oo-oh oh)
(Between borders)
(Living between borders)
Yeah is life fair between borders?
Between borders
Yeah, oh, between borders
It's not their fault
It's not their sin
We close our eyes to feel good within
We can all just lend a hand to help them build.

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