The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Altmoras** » Fri May 28, 2021 11:13 pm

Here we can see Tim's subconscious desire to be a part of The Horsemen of the Apocalypse, N-Day's best faction by a country mile.

You all get the pattern by now, raiders tried to raid, we defended against them, and we came out on top, such is life. Despite an admirable effort by two of the best raiders left in the game (Frenchy, Westinor) and their lovely assistants, the inevitable victories of Libcord (For Your Protection) came to pass as usual this Friday. The Wardens also participated in the world's most overkill raid of a one nation fash region because we can. I'm really running out of ways to dress this up, we're the best and we can't be beat, even Big Raider conspiring with Frontier to cut off Constable Grea Kriopia's internet barely slows us down. Even worse for the raiders, we're progressively training up more and more chasers who can move in 2 seconds or less and will hopefully soon be able to fully keep up with the Four Horsemen of Libcord pictured above, HS, Luca, Quebec, Fauxia, Moon, and Vara are all moving consistently quickly and might soon catch the 0s dragon if they haven't already.

Minor 2021-05-28

Wardens Present
High Constable Sir Merlin
Commander Haku
Commander Vincent Drake
Constable Nakari
Senior Warden Fauxia
Warden Merni
Warden Moe
Warden SwiftyGamer

Allies About
[FRA/SPSF] W&S
[LDF] Iandrul
[RRA] frattastan
[SPSF] Luca
[THA/EPSA] Andy

Defenses: 45

Major 2021-05-29

Wardens Present
First Warden Tim
Commander Altmoras
Commander Haku
Commander Vincent Drake
Lieutenant Alfonzo (fash bash only)
Senior Warden Fauxia
Senior Warden Moonfungus
Warden Moe

Allies About
[LDF/SPSF] Quebecshire
[LDF] Cincinnatus
[LDF] Fandom
[LDF] New Makasta
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] Luca
[SPSF] Melix

Defenses: 44 (Would have been more but Lily stopped early, we're better than Minor I swear

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Region Invaded
Guardia Imperial

by **Merni** » Sat May 29, 2021 12:41 am

Altmoras wrote:Defenses: 44 (Would have been more but Lily stopped early, we're better than Minor I swear )

Oh, don't worry, they stopped early at minor too

by **Moonfungus** » Sat May 29, 2021 12:42 am

Merni wrote:
Altmoras wrote:Defenses: 44 (Would have been more but Lily stopped early, we're better than Minor I swear )

Oh, don't worry, they stopped early at minor too

Minor crew FTW. Step aside Major crew

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sat May 29, 2021 11:59 pm

I’m gonna wake up for minor one of these days just to show them true speed.

Honestly, both update crews do awesome work, and it’s so hype to have so many people involved!

by **Westinor** » Sun May 30, 2021 10:33 am

Tim-Opolis wrote:I’m gonna wake up for minor one of these days just to show them true speed.

You’re going to show the detags true speed?

Jokes aside it’ll be nice to see you twice a day instead of once - even if it means enduring those glaring GG EZs once in a while >.>

by **Quebecshire** » Sun May 30, 2021 12:24 pm

Westinor wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:I’m gonna wake up for minor one of these days just to show them true speed.

You’re going to show the detags true speed?

Jokes aside it’ll be nice to see you twice a day instead of once - even if it means enduring those glaring GG EZs once in a while >.>

Tim and Alt like to sleep in too much... you'll have to put up with W&S and I instead in the mornings

by **Tim-Opolis** » Mon May 31, 2021 1:35 am

Westinor wrote:Jokes aside it’ll be nice to see you twice a day instead of once - even if it means enduring those glaring GG EZs once in a while >.>

Aweee, my flag is serving its purpose :3

glad you like it

by **Alfonzo** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:25 pm

Quebecshire wrote:
Westinor wrote:You’re going to show the detags true speed?

Jokes aside it’ll be nice to see you twice a day instead of once - even if it means enduring those glaring GG EZs once in a while >.>

Tim and Alt like to sleep in too much... you'll have to put up with W&S and I instead in the mornings

not that that's a bad thing tho <3

by **Matthew the Man** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 2:26 pm

Quebecshire wrote:
Westinor wrote:You’re going to show the detags true speed?

Jokes aside it’ll be nice to see you twice a day instead of once - even if it means enduring those glaring GG EZs once in a while >.>

Tim and Alt like to sleep in too much... you'll have to put up with W&S and I instead in the mornings

If only I could wake up in mornings, talking with W&S is always a good time.

by **Eshialand** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:44 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:
Quebecshire wrote:Tim and Alt like to sleep in too much... you'll have to put up with W&S and I instead in the mornings

If only I could wake up in mornings, talking with W&S is always a good time.

I can be fun too! I just don't get the opportunity much...

by **Moonfungus** » Wed Jun 02, 2021 8:06 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:If only I could wake up in mornings, talking with W&S is always a good time.

Just don't sleep. EZ

by **Matthew the Man** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 12:25 pm

Moonfungus wrote:
Matthew the Man wrote:If only I could wake up in mornings, talking with W&S is always a good time.

Just don't sleep. EZ

I value my sleep schedule more than detags.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 4:46 pm

Another Lieutenant Unleashed - Grey Warden Access To Space Mycelial Network Unlocked

Hello Gameplay, I am here once again to announce yet another elite pickup to The Grey Warden Officer Roster. Everybody please cheer for newly-minted Warden-Lieutenant Moonfungus.

In his time with the Wardens, Moonfungus has demonstrated some of the most persevering and quickest chasing speeds and R/D ability coming out of the Asia/Pacific region and its ping issues. Consistently chasing on 1-2s margins, which is absolutely fucking bonkers to be pulling off from his region of the world, Moonfungus only continues to grow in ability. Chasing through power outages, natural disasters, and other issues clearly manufactured by raiderdom to stop our guy. he does it all.

We're really looking forward to seeing Moonfungus grow further as a faction leader, and are excited to see the more advanced tactics and input they'll be able to have access to with this new role!

That's all for now,

Tim

by **Quebecshire** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 4:49 pm

Extremely deserved. Love to see it.

by **Zukchiva** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:02 pm

CONGRATS!!

by **Greater Cesnica** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:07 pm

Congratulations

by **Westinor** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:18 pm

LETS GO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

by **Grea Kriopia** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 5:20 pm

Congrats Moon, very excited for you! Your eagerness to learn and constant optimism never fails to impress

by **Moonfungus** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:34 pm

by **Eshialand** » Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:39 pm

Congrats Moon!

by **Nova Vandalia** » Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:08 am

Well Done Moon!

by **Matthew the Man** » Fri Jun 04, 2021 1:45 pm

That's my mans LFG. I remember asking why Moon wasn't an Lt yet when he was doing much more than me. Can't wait to see what else he's going to do!

by **An Enigmatic Mongoose** » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:34 pm

Congratulations!

by **Altmoras** » Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:42 pm

Here we see some of NS' leading independent regions wondering at the quality (or lack thereof) of their peers.

It was a busy Sunday night in the tagfields, after snoozing through a lazy Saturday a whole whack of invader regions showed up tonight to attempt the Sisyphean task of getting some tags on the board. Anyone who has been paying attention to gameplay can probably guess how it went from the meme above and historical trends, but I'll tell you anyway. As is tradition The Black Hawks were the least effective military organization of the night with a grand total of zero wins, even after playing possum and trying to sneak a hit in on England when they thought the three people we bothered assigning to them weren't looking. The LKE performed infinitely better by getting 3 hits while we prioritized the more active groups (although the founder already detagged one), the one jump they tried when we actually decided to chase them was naturally an easy crushing victory for Libcord (For Your Protection), especially with Andy and Westinor joining with us after their run out of Birb concluded. That same run out of Birb was the main event of the night, like all runs lead by the NPA recently the intervals could use some work, but big bonus points to them for style and creativity as usual with the shotgun targets and multiple thorns to keep us on our toes. As usual the Indies were significantly more effective than the Invaders and Imperialists, and went home at the end of the night with 7 tags, making them ∞x better than TBH and either 2.3x or 3.5x better than LKE depending on how you count the hit the founder already detagged.

However, despite the cornucopia of raider activity tonight ultimate victory still belongs to the Gretzkies of updating, the Kobes of chasing, the LeBrons of bouncing r*iders to TRR; The Grey Wardens and our allies in Libcord (For Your Protection) handily defeated all raiders who were unfortunate enough to fall under our watchful gaze this fine night.

Warden Watchers on the Walls
First Warden Tim
Commander of the Grey Altmoras
Commander of the Grey Haku
Commander of the Grey Vincent Drake
Constable of the Grey Grea Kriopia
Lieutenant of the Grey Moonfungus
Grey Warden Moe

Friends Standing Fast
[LDF] New Makasta
[LDF] DinoNet
[LDF] Fandom
[LDF/SPSF] Quebecshire
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] Luca
[SPSF] Melix
[THA/EPSA] Andurse (Saarland only)
[NPA] Westinor (Saarland only)

Defences: 19

by **Moonfungus** » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:51 pm

The Grey Wardens and their Libcord allies coming back from their supposed 'death' to dominate would-be taggers once again (2021, colorized)

Hello Gameplay,

If you've been frequenting in this forum for the last couple of days, you might've heard about how the independents/unaligned managed to overcome the Libcord doomstack, how they managed to break the secret code to our unprecedented success, how they managed beat us on Tuesday, a sacred weekday when defender power remains at least triple the normal level according to the legends.

Needless to say, the rumors of our demise was greatly exaggerated.

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes after coming back to life, Libcord got its shit together and decided to face the Independent Dream Team - consisting of the NPA, ERN, EPSA and Thaecia (no Lily sadge!1!1) and boasting a mighty 11 updaters - front-on with our own doomstack of 15 updaters this major. With no less than seven 0s chasers at the helm, a rapidly improving supporting cast of 1-2s chasers (shoutout to Python for his rapid improvement!) and no Hawks in sight to act as distractions, we owned the battlefield tonight, defending 39 regions and successfully updating in another dozen or so. The Indie Dream Team - operating out of Crystal Falls, running on tight triggers and having a decent stack - managed to hit 23 regions, mostly on 0s triggers that updated before all of our chasers could get in.

Overall, they put up a really good fight and it was a fun update all around, but the outcome remains the same; defenders win, r*iders lose, all the usual stuffs you're used to by now. We'll continue taking on all comers along with Libcord (For Your Protection) and we'll continue dominating them as usual. Over and out.

Wardens Present

First Warden Tim
Commander of the Grey Haku
Commander of the Grey Vincent Drake
Commander of the Grey Altmoras
Constable of the Grey Grea Kriopia
Constable of the Grey Matthew
Lieutenant of the Grey Moonfungus
Senior Grey Warden Vara
Grey Warden moe

Libcord Allies

[LDF/SPSF] Quebecshire
[LDF] New Makasta
[SPSF] HumanSanity
[SPSF] Luca
[SPSF] Melix
[UDSAF/FNDA] The Python

Regions Defended

Also, here's a fresh meme right out of the oven from the zooming meme machine AI known as Haku;

The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

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