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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Sun May 09, 2021 7:27 am

No

I watched shrek 20 times in a row
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun May 09, 2021 7:50 am

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS ___________________________\

Help I saw someone flossing
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Santa Selena
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Santa Selena » Sun May 09, 2021 8:40 am

What about their dental hygiene?


I've encountered a brony, what to do?
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
-Insert Lore Here- Proceeds to sip neutrality
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon May 10, 2021 8:08 am

Lock and load take no prisoners.

The Olympics won't let me support a domestic terror organization.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5212
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Mon May 10, 2021 8:11 am

Hey, let's not get political, this is 911
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There's a platypus controlling me
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Earth Allies
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Mon May 10, 2021 8:29 am

(Shouting from the phone) GET GROILLA GRODD!!!!


HELP!! I made the Particle Accelerator explode and then made the la Flash!!
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14588
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Mon May 10, 2021 9:04 am

I don’t know how to do that.



Help! A SJW just got triggered.
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
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Prusmia
Attaché
 
Posts: 78
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Prusmia » Mon May 10, 2021 9:23 am

The Jamesian Republic wrote:I don’t know how to do that.



Help! A SJW just got triggered.

Punch it.

Help, I've been infected by Britishitis. I'm becoming British!
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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Mon May 10, 2021 9:32 am

Ok...here is the UKbusters!!!

HELP!! I need to get this right: KE=1/2 m x v^2
World Health Organization
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Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

Chads Bizarre Adventure wrote:You always make the best RPs 8)

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Arjunnagar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arjunnagar » Mon May 10, 2021 9:34 am

There is a bird that is chirping too loud
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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Mon May 10, 2021 9:35 am

Arjunnagar wrote:There is a bird that is chirping too loud

You haven´t answered my post

/skipme
World Health Organization
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Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

Chads Bizarre Adventure wrote:You always make the best RPs 8)

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Arjunnagar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arjunnagar » Mon May 10, 2021 9:36 am

There is a bird that is chirping too loud
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Arjunnagar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arjunnagar » Mon May 10, 2021 9:39 am

Earth Allies wrote:
Arjunnagar wrote:There is a bird that is chirping too loud

You haven´t answered my post

/skipme

This dude is saying I didn't answer his post
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Arjunnagar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arjunnagar » Mon May 10, 2021 9:42 am

I have another emergency
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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Mon May 10, 2021 12:10 pm

Arjunnagar wrote:
Earth Allies wrote:You haven´t answered my post

/skipme

This dude is saying I didn't answer his post

You need to read other posts to fully be along with the joke

/stillme
World Health Organization
Part of the ICDN
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Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

Chads Bizarre Adventure wrote:You always make the best RPs 8)

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Arjunnagar
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 151
Founded: Apr 21, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Arjunnagar » Mon May 10, 2021 12:12 pm

My emergency is that Ukbusters came to my house and blew it up
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Earth Allies
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Posts: 1189
Founded: May 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Earth Allies » Mon May 10, 2021 12:13 pm

UKbusters only do things to the UK like the Ghostbusters....thats just another group

HELP!! Arjunnagar has not answered my post!!!(Joke:p)
World Health Organization
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Earth-NS: NS Forum, HRM is President of Earth Allies

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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Mon May 10, 2021 1:06 pm

He’s still new around here so give him the benefit of the doubt.


Help I have been AmongUsfied!
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WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
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Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon May 10, 2021 5:50 pm

Run, kid, run before it's too late

9-1-1 Tucker Carlson told me to call you guys if I saw a child wearing a face mask on the street. Well, I saw seven of them! Seven! Those poor kids! You have to go and help them immediately!
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Mon May 10, 2021 6:29 pm

Swat is on the way.

I didn't invest in bitcoin when it was cheap.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Mon May 10, 2021 7:23 pm

Cryptocurrency is a myth anyway. Everyone knows the real value is in celebrity bobbleheads.


Help! I've been watching this TV channel for 20 minutes now, and it's still on the same commercial about vacuum cleaners. If it doesn't go back to the show soon, I might actually order one.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Mon May 10, 2021 7:33 pm

Your credit card is getting cancelled to prevent you from buying vacuum cleaners

9-1-1, I ordered a vacuum cleaner from the same channel!
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Tue May 11, 2021 3:36 am

Sell it on eBay.


Help I have been sucked by a black hole!
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Tue May 11, 2021 4:53 am

You might've thought that powerful suction came from a black hole, but the truth is the VacMaster 3000 is the greatest vacuum cleaner on the market! Order in the next 30 minutes, and we'll also throw in the DustMaster 2999 for free!


Help! I'm being cancelled on Twitter for saying that marinara is a bad sauce.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Tue May 11, 2021 5:08 am

But it's twatter, duh

And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountains greens?
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A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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