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[Title] @@LEADER@@ and the Lost Chamber of Vetoes
[Validity] Has Unicameralism, doesn't have Autocracy
[Description] Since @@NAME@@ declared that bicameralism isn't the nation's preferred legislative orientation, the hall housing the legislature's upper house has stood forlornly at the centre of the parliamentary building in @@CAPITAL@@, collecting dust, attracting vermin, and sheltering angsty aides seeking to evade their boss' supervision. Considering the importance that the chamber had once held, the general consensus is that it should receive a new purpose.
[Option 1] "A museum is the most logical choice," notes one of your advisors @@RANDOMNAME@@ standing before the door to the hall, while slurping a little too loudly on a Frappuccino. "It could become a place where we'd celebrate and share our nation's history of parliamentarism. Early drafts of our constitution on display, the first laws that were passed up for public viewing... And if it'll sweeten the deal, we can probably fit a statue of you somewhere inside!"
[Effect 1] snoozing old fossils are the parliamentary museum's most popular exhibition
[Option 2] "A museum is for old farts that can't get over themselves, and dwell in the bog of history, darling!" tuts passing parliamentarian @@RANDOMNAME@@, who has an evident taste for the finer things in life. "It's time we introduced some haute cuisine into this tasteless den of stale sandwiches and withered salads! Imagine fountains spraying kaviar, langoustines waiting to pop out of their shells into our salivating mouths, delectable truffles sprinkled on top of the finest dishes... Goodness me, it'll be splendid!
[Effect 2] the parliament doubled in size recently
[Option 3] "Uh, hey, uhm... c-could we think about the l-little folk for once?" stammers an overworked aide, seemingly having taken shelter in a silent corner of the hall. "W-we really could use a moment of mindfulness at times. S-some quiet and silence. M-maybe we could put a zen garden in here? You know, f-for us to meditate in, and de-stress? That would be nice..."
[Effect 3] staff members take their boss' verbal abuse a lot more calmly lately
[Option 4] "I'll tell you what to do with this chamber!" shouts former chair of the upper house @@RANDOMNAME@@, camping out inside the hall. "Thanks to you I ran out of a job, you knucklehead. I hope you've had a good laugh about it, 'cause the joke has ran its course. Restore the upper house immediately and let me and the others have our jobs back," @@HE@@ says as more former upper house parliamentarians emerge from inside the chamber, gathering around @@HIM@@. "Or else..."
[Effect 4] the legislature turned out to be bi after all
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