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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:07 am

*checks pulse*
HE'S DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!

Help, any good anime I should watch?
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27180
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:00 am

Howl's moving castle

9-1-1 help, my cat's breath smells like cat food
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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The Sads
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 24, 2021
Anarchy

Postby The Sads » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:11 am

If your cat's breath smells like dog food, then you should worry. In the meantime, give him mouthwash.

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Help, my mama don't dance and my daddy don't rock and roll!
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Guatemalan Corsica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Sat Apr 24, 2021 3:36 am

enroll them to dance class.

Help Dance class is one of my biggest fears but i got enrolled
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:55 am

Kill yourself so you won’t have to do it ever again.



Help I can not into speak properly please of helps.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:51 am

Therapy.

A house just crushed my sister and the owner stole her shoes.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Socialist States of Ludistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1044
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Socialist States of Ludistan » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:54 am

I know a guy that could get her shoe insurance.

Help, I’m lonely.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig again: but already was it impossible to say which was which.”
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:14 am

Hi lonely I’m dad


Help I was taken hostage and now their sending me to space.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Railroad Crossing
Attaché
 
Posts: 67
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Railroad Crossing » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:44 am

become poland

help me i am now a nauruan
Railroad Crossing
A large trainyard.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:03 am

Hi when are you reopening your refugee camps, the Aussies are needing another one. They'll pay extra too ooooo

Season 1 : "Oh love me mista~"
Season 2 : "Daddy Daddy Do!"

Well that escalated quickly
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:53 pm

We're sending child services.

Some Italian fella just got shot like a hundred times outside my restaurant.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:35 pm

Give them pizza I’m sure they’ll heal by the time they die.


Help I have a warning in the forums.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Chia Dal
Diplomat
 
Posts: 646
Founded: Jan 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Chia Dal » Sat Apr 24, 2021 7:22 pm

Goraria wrote:Give them pizza I’m sure they’ll heal by the time they die.


Help I have a warning in the forums.

Sorry, can't help you there. Please follow NS rules next time.


911, I'm seeing flying cows and pigs.
Government Type: Federation
Leader: President Alexis Potter
Tech Level: MT/PMT
Territories: All of Europe, the Islands of the Caribbean, the Azores off the coast of Africa, Diego Garcia, the Soloman Islands, Namibia, South Africa and all of Russia west of the Ural Mountains
Country name: The European Federation
Founding Year: 1918
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:03 pm

Please go to a psychologist

Help I'm a Karen
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:07 pm

Police will soon be there to arrest you as prevention.

Help! I murdered a 911 operator and I'm now faking to be its replacement, but the police is close to find out who killed them!
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The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

This is all I can tell you for now.
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Chia Dal
Diplomat
 
Posts: 646
Founded: Jan 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Chia Dal » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:11 pm

Serkin wrote:Police will soon be there to arrest you.


Help! I murdered a 911 operator and I'm now faking to be its replacement, but the police is close to find out who killed them!

Say right there. Police are on their way.


Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter just appeared in front of my house and they are firing spells everywhere.
Government Type: Federation
Leader: President Alexis Potter
Tech Level: MT/PMT
Territories: All of Europe, the Islands of the Caribbean, the Azores off the coast of Africa, Diego Garcia, the Soloman Islands, Namibia, South Africa and all of Russia west of the Ural Mountains
Country name: The European Federation
Founding Year: 1918
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:12 pm

Kill the police too, you'll be praised for it

Help the Americans had a plan to name a state Montezuma but didn't name it Monetzuma, wth is wrong with them
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Guatemalan Corsica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:31 pm

Leave them alone, we haven't described the issue yet.

Help my toylet is overflowing with my dirty poop
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Chia Dal
Diplomat
 
Posts: 646
Founded: Jan 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Chia Dal » Sat Apr 24, 2021 8:34 pm

Guatemalan Corsica wrote:Leave them alone, we haven't described the issue yet.

Help my toylet is overflowing with my dirty poop

Please use plunger.

I hijacked a tank.
Government Type: Federation
Leader: President Alexis Potter
Tech Level: MT/PMT
Territories: All of Europe, the Islands of the Caribbean, the Azores off the coast of Africa, Diego Garcia, the Soloman Islands, Namibia, South Africa and all of Russia west of the Ural Mountains
Country name: The European Federation
Founding Year: 1918
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat Apr 24, 2021 11:51 pm

How many students will you run over in Tiananmen Square today?

I'm fine, I just called the wrong phone number sorry
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Imperial Rifta
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1864
Founded: Sep 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Imperial Rifta » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:09 pm

Okay. *Hangs Up*

My sister didn’t Leggo my Eggo waffle and then she ate it!
Low quality posts from 2020-2023
Eagles - Braves - Crimson Tide - Kraken -

News: The Riftan Professional Bailball League’s playoffs begin and the headlines are stolen by the massive upset by the Etnasa Warhorses over the Proxima Purple Knights in the first round. Meanwhile, the Sarif Beasts topple the Cesar Red after a low scoring game culminating in a one-point victory.
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Qhevak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Qhevak » Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:36 pm

Under California law you can legally steal her Lucky Charms in response.

Help, I posted a really epic clapback to Ben Shapiro on Twitter but it's only gotten 2 likes in the last hour!
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut
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Guatemalan Corsica
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 03, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Guatemalan Corsica » Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:55 pm

make it better so it gets ○○ (thats infinity sign) likes

help i am stuck in the matrix
I cannot eat a hamburger in 60 seconds, or speedrun World 8 in 60 minutes.
No, I'm not in India.

My Favorite Games: Always Super Mario
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Cavirfi
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1165
Founded: Feb 28, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cavirfi » Sun Apr 25, 2021 4:58 pm

Hey I'm you except I'm not you, oh look there's another person who isn't you but it still you. Oh, I'm in the Matrix too? Shucks! Cannot help you.

Help, I accidentally shot myself in the foot.
I will no longer be using NS Stats (as I developed my own stats outside of NS) and I will no longer be answering NS Issues, all current NS Policies are canon

CAVIRFI ONE: Lambda League heading in 2024 Crabaiaian general election opinion polls with 84% of respondents declaring their intention to vote for them; Asia-Pacific political analysts worried about potential Cold War between Crabaiaia and the West and China over Southeast Asia should Lambda win with supermajority | Farm worker arrested and fined CK500 after sheep escapes farm and bites 4 in rural town in northern Barnumberg, bitten residents vaccinated for rabies but sheep shows no symptoms with serology tests pending | First Schulekonskripten students to graduate on May 17 | Average Temperature: 13℃
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Apr 25, 2021 5:44 pm

What sort of idiot would do that? This is why we need gun control

Help America doesn't have gun control
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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