Sylestone Domestic Sports Newswire

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Premiership
Capital FC 4–2 North Chamberley
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Katham FC
Mid-Capital 2–0 Kirkham Suburbs
Dodle FC 0–0 Cleorough FC
Chamberley City 1–1 Kirkham Furniture
Avondale City FC 1–1 Pesfield Trees FC
Betham FC 1–0 Kirkham Sentients
Kirkham City 0–0 Kirkham Appliances

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       24   15   7   2    33   11  +22    52
 2 Kirkham City            24   12   7   5    25   17   +8    43
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         24   11   6   7    29   27   +2    39
 4 Betham FC               24   10   7   7    25   15  +10    37
 5 Kirkham Sentients       24   10   5   9    22   17   +5    35
 6 Mid-Capital             24    9   7   8    31   25   +6    34
 7 Kirkham Appliances      24   10   4  10    25   23   +2    34
 8 Capital FC              24    9   5  10    21   25   −4    32
 9 Avondale City FC        24    7  10   7    20   16   +4    31
10 Cleorough FC            24    6  11   7    17   13   +4    29
11 Halpenley City FC       24    6   9   9    17   24   −7    27
12 Chamberley City         24    7   6  11    27   36   −9    27
13 Katham FC               24    7   6  11    23   36  −13    27
14 Kirkham Furniture       24    6   8  10    11   18   −7    26
15 North Chamberley        24    5   9  10    24   32   −8    24
16 Dodle FC                24    5   7  12    24   39  −15    22

Premiership
Kirkham City 1–0 Capital FC
Kirkham Appliances 0–1 Betham FC
Kirkham Sentients 2–0 Avondale City FC
Pesfield Trees FC 1–4 Chamberley City
Kirkham Furniture 1–0 Dodle FC
Cleorough FC 0–1 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Suburbs 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Katham FC 4–0 North Chamberley

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       25   15   7   3    34   15  +19    52
 2 Kirkham City            25   13   7   5    26   17   +9    46
 3 Betham FC               25   11   7   7    26   15  +11    40
 4 Kirkham Suburbs         25   11   7   7    29   27   +2    40
 5 Kirkham Sentients       25   11   5   9    24   17   +7    38
 6 Mid-Capital             25   10   7   8    32   25   +7    37
 7 Kirkham Appliances      25   10   4  11    25   24   +1    34
 8 Capital FC              25    9   5  11    21   26   −5    32
 9 Avondale City FC        25    7  10   8    20   18   +2    31
10 Chamberley City         25    8   6  11    31   37   −6    30
11 Katham FC               25    8   6  11    27   36   −9    30
12 Cleorough FC            25    6  11   8    17   14   +3    29
13 Kirkham Furniture       25    7   8  10    12   18   −6    29
14 Halpenley City FC       25    6  10   9    17   24   −7    28
15 North Chamberley        25    5   9  11    24   36  −12    24
16 Dodle FC                25    5   7  13    24   40  −16    22

Championship
Avondale Beach SC 0–1 Whitepool
Emacuton United 1–0 Marbury FC
Freeman City 1–2 Dunkirk FC
Freeman Province 0–5 Western FC
Southern Beaches 0–2 FC Freeport
FC Conton 4–2 Dunkirk Athletic
AFC Droves 3–1 Southern Avondale
Emacuton FC 0–1 Western Avondale

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      24   15   3   6    35   15  +20    48
 2 FC Conton              24   14   3   7    25   15  +10    45
 3 Emacuton FC            24   13   3   8    37   25  +12    42
 4 AFC Droves             24   12   5   7    35   25  +10    41
 5 Dunkirk Athletic       24   11   6   7    34   30   +4    39
 6 Marbury FC             24   11   5   8    31   27   +4    38
 7 Whitepool              24   10   8   6    23   24   −1    38
 8 Dunkirk FC             24    9   6   9    27   24   +3    33
 9 Western Avondale       24   10   3  11    19   22   −3    33
10 FC Freeport            24    8   6  10    30   32   −2    30
11 Emacuton United        24    8   6  10    19   23   −4    30
12 Freeman Province       24    8   5  11    27   35   −8    29
13 Southern Beaches       24    8   5  11    21   30   −9    29
14 Western FC             24    7   6  11    29   35   −6    27
15 Southern Avondale      24    5   6  13    26   37  −11    21
16 Freeman City           24    4   2  18    19   38  −19    14

Championship
Emacuton FC 1–2 Avondale Beach SC
Western Avondale 0–1 AFC Droves
Southern Avondale 2–0 FC Conton
Dunkirk Athletic 2–1 Southern Beaches
FC Freeport 2–2 Freeman Province
Western FC 4–1 Freeman City
Dunkirk FC 2–0 Emacuton United
Marbury FC 0–0 Whitepool

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      25   16   3   6    37   16  +21    51
 2 FC Conton              25   14   3   8    25   17   +8    45
 3 AFC Droves             25   13   5   7    36   25  +11    44
 4 Emacuton FC            25   13   3   9    38   27  +11    42
 5 Dunkirk Athletic       25   12   6   7    36   31   +5    42
 6 Marbury FC             25   11   6   8    31   27   +4    39
 7 Whitepool              25   10   9   6    23   24   −1    39
 8 Dunkirk FC             25   10   6   9    29   24   +5    36
 9 Western Avondale       25   10   3  12    19   23   −4    33
10 FC Freeport            25    8   7  10    32   34   −2    31
11 Western FC             25    8   6  11    33   36   −3    30
12 Emacuton United        25    8   6  11    19   25   −6    30
13 Freeman Province       25    8   6  11    29   37   −8    30
14 Southern Beaches       25    8   5  12    22   32  −10    29
15 Southern Avondale      25    6   6  13    28   37   −9    24
16 Freeman City           25    4   2  19    20   42  −22    14

Bronze League
Bunbury FC 0–0 Pesfield Bees
Betham Park 1–2 Chamberley Beach SC
Oslolihul 2–1 Betham Underdogs
Betham Rascals FC 1–1 Central Sylestone
Conton Seconds 0–1 Pesfield West
Tuthambedon 1–0 Bayville AFC
Tutham FC 0–0 Cleorough City
City of Chamberley 1–0 Cleorough United

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough City           24   11  12   1    32   16  +16    45
 2 Tutham FC                24   12   8   4    37   28   +9    44
 3 Cleorough United         24   13   5   6    24   18   +6    44
 4 Tuthambedon              24   12   5   7    22   12  +10    41
 5 Bunbury FC               24   12   5   7    25   16   +9    41
 6 Betham Underdogs         24   11   5   8    28   22   +6    38
 7 Bayville AFC             24   11   3  10    22   18   +4    36
 8 Central Sylestone        24    9   7   8    41   37   +4    34
 9 Oslolihul                24    9   5  10    37   40   −3    32
10 City of Chamberley       24    8   6  10    20   24   −4    30
11 Pesfield Bees            24    8   6  10    24   29   −5    30
12 Conton Seconds           24    9   3  12    27   33   −6    30
13 Betham Park              24    7   4  13    26   31   −5    25
14 Betham Rascals FC        24    5   7  12    20   35  −15    22
15 Chamberley Beach SC      24    4   8  12    20   30  −10    20
16 Pesfield West            24    4   5  15    19   35  −16    17

Bronze League
City of Chamberley 1–1 Bunbury FC
Cleorough United 3–1 Tutham FC
Cleorough City 0–0 Tuthambedon
Bayville AFC 0–0 Conton Seconds
Pesfield West 0–0 Betham Rascals FC
Central Sylestone 0–1 Oslolihul
Betham Underdogs 0–2 Betham Park
Chamberley Beach SC 1–0 Pesfield Bees

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         25   14   5   6    27   19   +8    47
 2 Cleorough City           25   11  13   1    32   16  +16    46
 3 Tutham FC                25   12   8   5    38   31   +7    44
 4 Tuthambedon              25   12   6   7    22   12  +10    42
 5 Bunbury FC               25   12   6   7    26   17   +9    42
 6 Betham Underdogs         25   11   5   9    28   24   +4    38
 7 Bayville AFC             25   11   4  10    22   18   +4    37
 8 Oslolihul                25   10   5  10    38   40   −2    35
 9 Central Sylestone        25    9   7   9    41   38   +3    34
10 City of Chamberley       25    8   7  10    21   25   −4    31
11 Conton Seconds           25    9   4  12    27   33   −6    31
12 Pesfield Bees            25    8   6  11    24   30   −6    30
13 Betham Park              25    8   4  13    28   31   −3    28
14 Chamberley Beach SC      25    5   8  12    21   30   −9    23
15 Betham Rascals FC        25    5   8  12    20   35  −15    23
16 Pesfield West            25    4   6  15    19   35  −16    18

Fourth Division
Emacuton Athletic 1–1 Felton Island
Rangers FC 1–3 Marbury Athletic
Northwest Freeman 3–3 Cleorough Chickens
Gordon FC 0–2 Salisbury
Mount Vermont 0–3 Halpenley Seconds
Avondale Suburbs 0–1 Pali FC
Dunkirk Seconds 1–0 Halpenley Athletic
Dodle City 1–5 Barracks FC

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Emacuton Athletic       24   14   5   5    45   19  +26    47
 2 Marbury Athletic        24   13   4   7    46   38   +8    43
 3 Barracks FC             24   12   6   6    46   27  +19    42
 4 Pali FC                 24   11   7   6    38   26  +12    40
 5 Dodle City              24   10   9   5    32   21  +11    39
 6 Avondale Suburbs        24   11   6   7    33   24   +9    39
 7 Cleorough Chickens      24   10   6   8    35   33   +2    36
 8 Rangers FC              24   10   6   8    35   36   −1    36
 9 Halpenley Athletic      24    9   9   6    32   34   −2    36
10 Salisbury               24    8   6  10    21   23   −2    30
11 Dunkirk Seconds         24    6   9   9    29   33   −4    27
12 Felton Island           24    7   4  13    29   44  −15    25
13 Gordon FC               24    4  11   9    21   29   −8    23
14 Halpenley Seconds       24    5   6  13    33   40   −7    21
15 Mount Vermont           24    4   6  14    26   50  −24    18
16 Northwest Freeman       24    2  12  10    26   50  −24    18

Fourth Division
Dodle City 2–2 Emacuton Athletic
Barracks FC 1–0 Dunkirk Seconds
Halpenley Athletic 1–0 Avondale Suburbs
Pali FC 0–3 Mount Vermont
Halpenley Seconds 3–0 Gordon FC
Salisbury 1–3 Northwest Freeman
Cleorough Chickens 0–1 Rangers FC
Marbury Athletic 3–3 Felton Island

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Emacuton Athletic       25   14   6   5    47   21  +26    48
 2 Barracks FC             25   13   6   6    47   27  +20    45
 3 Marbury Athletic        25   13   5   7    49   41   +8    44
 4 Dodle City              25   10  10   5    34   23  +11    40
 5 Pali FC                 25   11   7   7    38   29   +9    40
 6 Avondale Suburbs        25   11   6   8    33   25   +8    39
 7 Rangers FC              25   11   6   8    36   36    0    39
 8 Halpenley Athletic      25   10   9   6    33   34   −1    39
 9 Cleorough Chickens      25   10   6   9    35   34   +1    36
10 Salisbury               25    8   6  11    22   26   −4    30
11 Dunkirk Seconds         25    6   9  10    29   34   −5    27
12 Felton Island           25    7   5  13    32   47  −15    26
13 Halpenley Seconds       25    6   6  13    36   40   −4    24
14 Gordon FC               25    4  11  10    21   32  −11    23
15 Mount Vermont           25    5   6  14    29   50  −21    21
16 Northwest Freeman       25    3  12  10    29   51  −22    21

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Premiership
Capital FC 1–0 Katham FC
North Chamberley 1–2 Kirkham Suburbs
Halpenley City FC 1–0 Cleorough FC
Mid-Capital 2–0 Kirkham Furniture
Dodle FC 1–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Chamberley City 0–1 Kirkham Sentients
Avondale City FC 2–2 Kirkham Appliances
Betham FC 1–1 Kirkham City

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       26   15   7   4    34   16  +18    52
 2 Kirkham City            26   13   8   5    27   18   +9    47
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         26   12   7   7    31   28   +3    43
 4 Betham FC               26   11   8   7    27   16  +11    41
 5 Kirkham Sentients       26   12   5   9    25   17   +8    41
 6 Mid-Capital             26   11   7   8    34   25   +9    40
 7 Kirkham Appliances      26   10   5  11    27   26   +1    35
 8 Capital FC              26   10   5  11    22   26   −4    35
 9 Avondale City FC        26    7  11   8    22   20   +2    32
10 Halpenley City FC       26    7  10   9    18   24   −6    31
11 Chamberley City         26    8   6  12    31   38   −7    30
12 Katham FC               26    8   6  12    27   37  −10    30
13 Cleorough FC            26    6  11   9    17   15   +2    29
14 Kirkham Furniture       26    7   8  11    12   20   −8    29
15 Dodle FC                26    6   7  13    25   40  −15    25
16 North Chamberley        26    5   9  12    25   38  −13    24

Premiership
Betham FC 1–2 Capital FC
Kirkham City 4–1 Avondale City FC
Kirkham Appliances 3–1 Chamberley City
Kirkham Sentients 1–0 Dodle FC
Pesfield Trees FC 2–2 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Furniture 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Cleorough FC 1–0 North Chamberley
Kirkham Suburbs 2–1 Katham FC

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       27   15   8   4    36   18  +18    53
 2 Kirkham City            27   14   8   5    31   19  +12    50
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         27   13   7   7    33   29   +4    46
 4 Kirkham Sentients       27   13   5   9    26   17   +9    44
 5 Betham FC               27   11   8   8    28   18  +10    41
 6 Mid-Capital             27   11   8   8    36   27   +9    41
 7 Kirkham Appliances      27   11   5  11    30   27   +3    38
 8 Capital FC              27   11   5  11    24   27   −3    38
 9 Cleorough FC            27    7  11   9    18   15   +3    32
10 Avondale City FC        27    7  11   9    23   24   −1    32
11 Halpenley City FC       27    7  11   9    18   24   −6    32
12 Kirkham Furniture       27    7   9  11    12   20   −8    30
13 Chamberley City         27    8   6  13    32   41   −9    30
14 Katham FC               27    8   6  13    28   39  −11    30
15 Dodle FC                27    6   7  14    25   41  −16    25
16 North Chamberley        27    5   9  13    25   39  −14    24

Championship
Avondale Beach SC 0–0 Marbury FC
Whitepool 0–1 Dunkirk FC
Emacuton United 0–1 Western FC
Freeman City 3–3 FC Freeport
Freeman Province 0–1 Dunkirk Athletic
Southern Beaches 1–0 Southern Avondale
FC Conton 0–1 Western Avondale
AFC Droves 0–1 Emacuton FC

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      26   16   4   6    37   16  +21    52
 2 Emacuton FC            26   14   3   9    39   27  +12    45
 3 FC Conton              26   14   3   9    25   18   +7    45
 4 Dunkirk Athletic       26   13   6   7    37   31   +6    45
 5 AFC Droves             26   13   5   8    36   26  +10    44
 6 Marbury FC             26   11   7   8    31   27   +4    40
 7 Dunkirk FC             26   11   6   9    30   24   +6    39
 8 Whitepool              26   10   9   7    23   25   −2    39
 9 Western Avondale       26   11   3  12    20   23   −3    36
10 Western FC             26    9   6  11    34   36   −2    33
11 FC Freeport            26    8   8  10    35   37   −2    32
12 Southern Beaches       26    9   5  12    23   32   −9    32
13 Emacuton United        26    8   6  12    19   26   −7    30
14 Freeman Province       26    8   6  12    29   38   −9    30
15 Southern Avondale      26    6   6  14    28   38  −10    24
16 Freeman City           26    4   3  19    23   45  −22    15

Championship
AFC Droves 1–1 Avondale Beach SC
Emacuton FC 0–1 FC Conton
Western Avondale 1–0 Southern Beaches
Southern Avondale 0–1 Freeman Province
Dunkirk Athletic 3–1 Freeman City
FC Freeport 2–1 Emacuton United
Western FC 0–2 Whitepool
Dunkirk FC 0–1 Marbury FC

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      27   16   5   6    38   17  +21    53
 2 Dunkirk Athletic       27   14   6   7    40   32   +8    48
 3 FC Conton              27   15   3   9    26   18   +8    48
 4 Emacuton FC            27   14   3  10    39   28  +11    45
 5 AFC Droves             27   13   6   8    37   27  +10    45
 6 Marbury FC             27   12   7   8    32   27   +5    43
 7 Whitepool              27   11   9   7    25   25    0    42
 8 Dunkirk FC             27   11   6  10    30   25   +5    39
 9 Western Avondale       27   12   3  12    21   23   −2    39
10 FC Freeport            27    9   8  10    37   38   −1    35
11 Western FC             27    9   6  12    34   38   −4    33
12 Freeman Province       27    9   6  12    30   38   −8    33
13 Southern Beaches       27    9   5  13    23   33  −10    32
14 Emacuton United        27    8   6  13    20   28   −8    30
15 Southern Avondale      27    6   6  15    28   39  −11    24
16 Freeman City           27    4   3  20    24   48  −24    15

Bronze League
Bunbury FC 2–0 Chamberley Beach SC
Pesfield Bees 1–1 Betham Underdogs
Betham Park 3–3 Central Sylestone
Oslolihul 3–5 Pesfield West
Betham Rascals FC 0–1 Bayville AFC
Conton Seconds 2–1 Cleorough City
Tuthambedon 0–1 Cleorough United
Tutham FC 1–1 City of Chamberley

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         26   15   5   6    28   19   +9    50
 2 Cleorough City           26   11  13   2    33   18  +15    46
 3 Bunbury FC               26   13   6   7    28   17  +11    45
 4 Tutham FC                26   12   9   5    39   32   +7    45
 5 Tuthambedon              26   12   6   8    22   13   +9    42
 6 Bayville AFC             26   12   4  10    23   18   +5    40
 7 Betham Underdogs         26   11   6   9    29   25   +4    39
 8 Central Sylestone        26    9   8   9    44   41   +3    35
 9 Oslolihul                26   10   5  11    41   45   −4    35
10 Conton Seconds           26   10   4  12    29   34   −5    34
11 City of Chamberley       26    8   8  10    22   26   −4    32
12 Pesfield Bees            26    8   7  11    25   31   −6    31
13 Betham Park              26    8   5  13    31   34   −3    29
14 Chamberley Beach SC      26    5   8  13    21   32  −11    23
15 Betham Rascals FC        26    5   8  13    20   36  −16    23
16 Pesfield West            26    5   6  15    24   38  −14    21

Bronze League
Tutham FC 1–1 Bunbury FC
City of Chamberley 2–0 Tuthambedon
Cleorough United 1–1 Conton Seconds
Cleorough City 1–0 Betham Rascals FC
Bayville AFC 1–2 Oslolihul
Pesfield West 0–1 Betham Park
Central Sylestone 1–3 Pesfield Bees
Betham Underdogs 1–0 Chamberley Beach SC

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         27   15   6   6    29   20   +9    51
 2 Cleorough City           27   12  13   2    34   18  +16    49
 3 Bunbury FC               27   13   7   7    29   18  +11    46
 4 Tutham FC                27   12  10   5    40   33   +7    46
 5 Tuthambedon              27   12   6   9    22   15   +7    42
 6 Betham Underdogs         27   12   6   9    30   25   +5    42
 7 Bayville AFC             27   12   4  11    24   20   +4    40
 8 Oslolihul                27   11   5  11    43   46   −3    38
 9 Central Sylestone        27    9   8  10    45   44   +1    35
10 City of Chamberley       27    9   8  10    24   26   −2    35
11 Conton Seconds           27   10   5  12    30   35   −5    35
12 Pesfield Bees            27    9   7  11    28   32   −4    34
13 Betham Park              27    9   5  13    32   34   −2    32
14 Chamberley Beach SC      27    5   8  14    21   33  −12    23
15 Betham Rascals FC        27    5   8  14    20   37  −17    23
16 Pesfield West            27    5   6  16    24   39  −15    21

Fourth Division
Emacuton Athletic 0–3 Marbury Athletic
Felton Island 1–5 Cleorough Chickens
Rangers FC 1–4 Salisbury
Northwest Freeman 2–1 Halpenley Seconds
Gordon FC 1–1 Pali FC
Mount Vermont 0–5 Halpenley Athletic
Avondale Suburbs 0–0 Barracks FC
Dunkirk Seconds 1–1 Dodle City

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Emacuton Athletic       26   14   6   6    47   24  +23    48
 2 Marbury Athletic        26   14   5   7    52   41  +11    47
 3 Barracks FC             26   13   7   6    47   27  +20    46
 4 Halpenley Athletic      26   11   9   6    38   34   +4    42
 5 Dodle City              26   10  11   5    35   24  +11    41
 6 Pali FC                 26   11   8   7    39   30   +9    41
 7 Avondale Suburbs        26   11   7   8    33   25   +8    40
 8 Cleorough Chickens      26   11   6   9    40   35   +5    39
 9 Rangers FC              26   11   6   9    37   40   −3    39
10 Salisbury               26    9   6  11    26   27   −1    33
11 Dunkirk Seconds         26    6  10  10    30   35   −5    28
12 Felton Island           26    7   5  14    33   52  −19    26
13 Halpenley Seconds       26    6   6  14    37   42   −5    24
14 Gordon FC               26    4  12  10    22   33  −11    24
15 Northwest Freeman       26    4  12  10    31   52  −21    24
16 Mount Vermont           26    5   6  15    29   55  −26    21

Fourth Division
Dunkirk Seconds 0–3 Emacuton Athletic
Dodle City 2–1 Avondale Suburbs
Barracks FC 1–0 Mount Vermont
Halpenley Athletic 2–1 Gordon FC
Pali FC 1–0 Northwest Freeman
Halpenley Seconds 3–3 Rangers FC
Salisbury 1–2 Felton Island
Cleorough Chickens 6–0 Marbury Athletic

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Emacuton Athletic       27   15   6   6    50   24  +26    51
 2 Barracks FC             27   14   7   6    48   27  +21    49
 3 Marbury Athletic        27   14   5   8    52   47   +5    47
 4 Halpenley Athletic      27   12   9   6    40   35   +5    45
 5 Dodle City              27   11  11   5    37   25  +12    44
 6 Pali FC                 27   12   8   7    40   30  +10    44
 7 Cleorough Chickens      27   12   6   9    46   35  +11    42
 8 Avondale Suburbs        27   11   7   9    34   27   +7    40
 9 Rangers FC              27   11   7   9    40   43   −3    40
10 Salisbury               27    9   6  12    27   29   −2    33
11 Felton Island           27    8   5  14    35   53  −18    29
12 Dunkirk Seconds         27    6  10  11    30   38   −8    28
13 Halpenley Seconds       27    6   7  14    40   45   −5    25
14 Gordon FC               27    4  12  11    23   35  −12    24
15 Northwest Freeman       27    4  12  11    31   53  −22    24
16 Mount Vermont           27    5   6  16    29   56  −27    21

[Sylestone]

Premiership
Capital FC 4–3 Kirkham Suburbs
Katham FC 1–1 Cleorough FC
North Chamberley 1–1 Kirkham Furniture
Halpenley City FC 0–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Mid-Capital 0–0 Kirkham Sentients
Dodle FC 0–2 Kirkham Appliances
Chamberley City 0–1 Kirkham City
Avondale City FC 3–1 Betham FC

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       28   15   9   4    36   18  +18    54
 2 Kirkham City            28   15   8   5    32   19  +13    53
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         28   13   7   8    36   33   +3    46
 4 Kirkham Sentients       28   13   6   9    26   17   +9    45
 5 Mid-Capital             28   11   9   8    36   27   +9    42
 6 Betham FC               28   11   8   9    29   21   +8    41
 7 Kirkham Appliances      28   12   5  11    32   27   +5    41
 8 Capital FC              28   12   5  11    28   30   −2    41
 9 Avondale City FC        28    8  11   9    26   25   +1    35
10 Cleorough FC            28    7  12   9    19   16   +3    33
11 Halpenley City FC       28    7  12   9    18   24   −6    33
12 Kirkham Furniture       28    7  10  11    13   21   −8    31
13 Katham FC               28    8   7  13    29   40  −11    31
14 Chamberley City         28    8   6  14    32   42  −10    30
15 North Chamberley        28    5  10  13    26   40  −14    25
16 Dodle FC                28    6   7  15    25   43  −18    25

Premiership
Avondale City FC 1–0 Capital FC
Betham FC 1–4 Chamberley City
Kirkham City 2–0 Dodle FC
Kirkham Appliances 2–1 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Sentients 1–0 Halpenley City FC
Pesfield Trees FC 2–1 North Chamberley
Kirkham Furniture 1–0 Katham FC
Cleorough FC 0–1 Kirkham Suburbs

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       29   16   9   4    38   19  +19    57
 2 Kirkham City            29   16   8   5    34   19  +15    56
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         29   14   7   8    37   33   +4    49
 4 Kirkham Sentients       29   14   6   9    27   17  +10    48
 5 Kirkham Appliances      29   13   5  11    34   28   +6    44
 6 Mid-Capital             29   11   9   9    37   29   +8    42
 7 Betham FC               29   11   8  10    30   25   +5    41
 8 Capital FC              29   12   5  12    28   31   −3    41
 9 Avondale City FC        29    9  11   9    27   25   +2    38
10 Kirkham Furniture       29    8  10  11    14   21   −7    34
11 Cleorough FC            29    7  12  10    19   17   +2    33
12 Chamberley City         29    9   6  14    36   43   −7    33
13 Halpenley City FC       29    7  12  10    18   25   −7    33
14 Katham FC               29    8   7  14    29   41  −12    31
15 North Chamberley        29    5  10  14    27   42  −15    25
16 Dodle FC                29    6   7  16    25   45  −20    25

Championship
Avondale Beach SC 1–2 Dunkirk FC
Marbury FC 0–2 Western FC
Whitepool 2–0 FC Freeport
Emacuton United 1–0 Dunkirk Athletic
Freeman City 0–0 Southern Avondale
Freeman Province 1–3 Western Avondale
Southern Beaches 1–0 Emacuton FC
FC Conton 0–1 AFC Droves

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      28   16   5   7    39   19  +20    53
 2 AFC Droves             28   14   6   8    38   27  +11    48
 3 Dunkirk Athletic       28   14   6   8    40   33   +7    48
 4 FC Conton              28   15   3  10    26   19   +7    48
 5 Emacuton FC            28   14   3  11    39   29  +10    45
 6 Whitepool              28   12   9   7    27   25   +2    45
 7 Marbury FC             28   12   7   9    32   29   +3    43
 8 Dunkirk FC             28   12   6  10    32   26   +6    42
 9 Western Avondale       28   13   3  12    24   24    0    42
10 Western FC             28   10   6  12    36   38   −2    36
11 FC Freeport            28    9   8  11    37   40   −3    35
12 Southern Beaches       28   10   5  13    24   33   −9    35
13 Emacuton United        28    9   6  13    21   28   −7    33
14 Freeman Province       28    9   6  13    31   41  −10    33
15 Southern Avondale      28    6   7  15    28   39  −11    25
16 Freeman City           28    4   4  20    24   48  −24    16

Championship
FC Conton 0–1 Avondale Beach SC
AFC Droves 0–1 Southern Beaches
Emacuton FC 4–1 Freeman Province
Western Avondale 1–0 Freeman City
Southern Avondale 0–1 Emacuton United
Dunkirk Athletic 1–0 Whitepool
FC Freeport 0–0 Marbury FC
Western FC 0–0 Dunkirk FC

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      29   17   5   7    40   19  +21    56
 2 Dunkirk Athletic       29   15   6   8    41   33   +8    51
 3 Emacuton FC            29   15   3  11    43   30  +13    48
 4 AFC Droves             29   14   6   9    38   28  +10    48
 5 FC Conton              29   15   3  11    26   20   +6    48
 6 Whitepool              29   12   9   8    27   26   +1    45
 7 Western Avondale       29   14   3  12    25   24   +1    45
 8 Marbury FC             29   12   8   9    32   29   +3    44
 9 Dunkirk FC             29   12   7  10    32   26   +6    43
10 Southern Beaches       29   11   5  13    25   33   −8    38
11 Western FC             29   10   7  12    36   38   −2    37
12 FC Freeport            29    9   9  11    37   40   −3    36
13 Emacuton United        29   10   6  13    22   28   −6    36
14 Freeman Province       29    9   6  14    32   45  −13    33
15 Southern Avondale      29    6   7  16    28   40  −12    25
16 Freeman City           29    4   4  21    24   49  −25    16

Bronze League
Bunbury FC 1–0 Betham Underdogs
Chamberley Beach SC 1–3 Central Sylestone
Pesfield Bees 1–2 Pesfield West
Betham Park 0–0 Bayville AFC
Oslolihul 1–0 Cleorough City
Betham Rascals FC 1–1 Cleorough United
Conton Seconds 1–2 City of Chamberley
Tuthambedon 0–1 Tutham FC

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         28   15   7   6    30   21   +9    52
 2 Cleorough City           28   12  13   3    34   19  +15    49
 3 Bunbury FC               28   14   7   7    30   18  +12    49
 4 Tutham FC                28   13  10   5    41   33   +8    49
 5 Tuthambedon              28   12   6  10    22   16   +6    42
 6 Betham Underdogs         28   12   6  10    30   26   +4    42
 7 Bayville AFC             28   12   5  11    24   20   +4    41
 8 Oslolihul                28   12   5  11    44   46   −2    41
 9 Central Sylestone        28   10   8  10    48   45   +3    38
10 City of Chamberley       28   10   8  10    26   27   −1    38
11 Conton Seconds           28   10   5  13    31   37   −6    35
12 Pesfield Bees            28    9   7  12    29   34   −5    34
13 Betham Park              28    9   6  13    32   34   −2    33
14 Pesfield West            28    6   6  16    26   40  −14    24
15 Betham Rascals FC        28    5   9  14    21   38  −17    24
16 Chamberley Beach SC      28    5   8  15    22   36  −14    23

Bronze League
Tuthambedon 0–1 Bunbury FC
Tutham FC 1–3 Conton Seconds
City of Chamberley 3–1 Betham Rascals FC
Cleorough United 2–1 Oslolihul
Cleorough City 2–1 Betham Park
Bayville AFC 0–0 Pesfield Bees
Pesfield West 3–2 Chamberley Beach SC
Central Sylestone 0–1 Betham Underdogs

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         29   16   7   6    32   22  +10    55
 2 Cleorough City           29   13  13   3    36   20  +16    52
 3 Bunbury FC               29   15   7   7    31   18  +13    52
 4 Tutham FC                29   13  10   6    42   36   +6    49
 5 Betham Underdogs         29   13   6  10    31   26   +5    45
 6 Tuthambedon              29   12   6  11    22   17   +5    42
 7 Bayville AFC             29   12   6  11    24   20   +4    42
 8 City of Chamberley       29   11   8  10    29   28   +1    41
 9 Oslolihul                29   12   5  12    45   48   −3    41
10 Central Sylestone        29   10   8  11    48   46   +2    38
11 Conton Seconds           29   11   5  13    34   38   −4    38
12 Pesfield Bees            29    9   8  12    29   34   −5    35
13 Betham Park              29    9   6  14    33   36   −3    33
14 Pesfield West            29    7   6  16    29   42  −13    27
15 Betham Rascals FC        29    5   9  15    22   41  −19    24
16 Chamberley Beach SC      29    5   8  16    24   39  −15    23

Fourth Division
Emacuton Athletic 0–4 Cleorough Chickens
Marbury Athletic 1–0 Salisbury
Felton Island 3–3 Halpenley Seconds
Rangers FC 0–3 Pali FC
Northwest Freeman 1–4 Halpenley Athletic
Gordon FC 0–1 Barracks FC
Mount Vermont 0–8 Dodle City
Avondale Suburbs 3–2 Dunkirk Seconds

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Barracks FC             28   15   7   6    49   27  +22    52
 2 Emacuton Athletic       28   15   6   7    50   28  +22    51
 3 Marbury Athletic        28   15   5   8    53   47   +6    50
 4 Halpenley Athletic      28   13   9   6    44   36   +8    48
 5 Dodle City              28   12  11   5    45   25  +20    47
 6 Pali FC                 28   13   8   7    43   30  +13    47
 7 Cleorough Chickens      28   13   6   9    50   35  +15    45
 8 Avondale Suburbs        28   12   7   9    37   29   +8    43
 9 Rangers FC              28   11   7  10    40   46   −6    40
10 Salisbury               28    9   6  13    27   30   −3    33
11 Felton Island           28    8   6  14    38   56  −18    30
12 Dunkirk Seconds         28    6  10  12    32   41   −9    28
13 Halpenley Seconds       28    6   8  14    43   48   −5    26
14 Gordon FC               28    4  12  12    23   36  −13    24
15 Northwest Freeman       28    4  12  12    32   57  −25    24
16 Mount Vermont           28    5   6  17    29   64  −35    21

Fourth Division
Avondale Suburbs 0–1 Emacuton Athletic
Dunkirk Seconds 1–1 Mount Vermont
Dodle City 1–1 Gordon FC
Barracks FC 4–1 Northwest Freeman
Halpenley Athletic 5–1 Rangers FC
Pali FC 3–3 Felton Island
Halpenley Seconds 0–2 Marbury Athletic
Salisbury 2–1 Cleorough Chickens

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Barracks FC             29   16   7   6    53   28  +25    55
 2 Emacuton Athletic       29   16   6   7    51   28  +23    54
 3 Marbury Athletic        29   16   5   8    55   47   +8    53
 4 Halpenley Athletic      29   14   9   6    49   37  +12    51
 5 Dodle City              29   12  12   5    46   26  +20    48
 6 Pali FC                 29   13   9   7    46   33  +13    48
 7 Cleorough Chickens      29   13   6  10    51   37  +14    45
 8 Avondale Suburbs        29   12   7  10    37   30   +7    43
 9 Rangers FC              29   11   7  11    41   51  −10    40
10 Salisbury               29   10   6  13    29   31   −2    36
11 Felton Island           29    8   7  14    41   59  −18    31
12 Dunkirk Seconds         29    6  11  12    33   42   −9    29
13 Halpenley Seconds       29    6   8  15    43   50   −7    26
14 Gordon FC               29    4  13  12    24   37  −13    25
15 Northwest Freeman       29    4  12  13    33   61  −28    24
16 Mount Vermont           29    5   7  17    30   65  −35    22

[Sylestone]

Premiership
Capital FC 1–1 Cleorough FC
Kirkham Suburbs 0–1 Kirkham Furniture
Katham FC 1–3 Pesfield Trees FC
North Chamberley 1–0 Kirkham Sentients
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Kirkham Appliances
Mid-Capital 2–1 Kirkham City
Dodle FC 2–1 Betham FC
Chamberley City 1–5 Avondale City FC

   Premiership            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Pesfield Trees FC       30   17   9   4    41   20  +21    60
 2 Kirkham City            30   16   8   6    35   21  +14    56
 3 Kirkham Suburbs         30   14   7   9    37   34   +3    49
 4 Kirkham Sentients       30   14   6  10    27   18   +9    48
 5 Kirkham Appliances      30   14   5  11    35   28   +7    47
 6 Mid-Capital             30   12   9   9    39   30   +9    45
 7 Capital FC              30   12   6  12    29   32   −3    42
 8 Avondale City FC        30   10  11   9    32   26   +6    41
 9 Betham FC               30   11   8  11    31   27   +4    41
10 Kirkham Furniture       30    9  10  11    15   21   −6    37
11 Cleorough FC            30    7  13  10    20   18   +2    34
12 Halpenley City FC       30    7  12  11    18   26   −8    33
13 Chamberley City         30    9   6  15    37   48  −11    33
14 Katham FC               30    8   7  15    30   44  −14    31
15 North Chamberley        30    6  10  14    28   42  −14    28
16 Dodle FC                30    7   7  16    27   46  −19    28

Championship
Avondale Beach SC 4–0 Western FC
Dunkirk FC 2–1 FC Freeport
Marbury FC 1–1 Dunkirk Athletic
Whitepool 1–0 Southern Avondale
Emacuton United 0–1 Western Avondale
Freeman City 1–1 Emacuton FC
Freeman Province 3–3 AFC Droves
Southern Beaches 0–1 FC Conton

   Championship          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Avondale Beach SC      30   18   5   7    44   19  +25    59
 2 Dunkirk Athletic       30   15   7   8    42   34   +8    52
 3 FC Conton              30   16   3  11    27   20   +7    51
 4 Emacuton FC            30   15   4  11    44   31  +13    49
 5 AFC Droves             30   14   7   9    41   31  +10    49
 6 Whitepool              30   13   9   8    28   26   +2    48
 7 Western Avondale       30   15   3  12    26   24   +2    48
 8 Dunkirk FC             30   13   7  10    34   27   +7    46
 9 Marbury FC             30   12   9   9    33   30   +3    45
10 Southern Beaches       30   11   5  14    25   34   −9    38
11 Western FC             30   10   7  13    36   42   −6    37
12 FC Freeport            30    9   9  12    38   42   −4    36
13 Emacuton United        30   10   6  14    22   29   −7    36
14 Freeman Province       30    9   7  14    35   48  −13    34
15 Southern Avondale      30    6   7  17    28   41  −13    25
16 Freeman City           30    4   5  21    25   50  −25    17

Bronze League
Bunbury FC 0–0 Central Sylestone
Betham Underdogs 2–2 Pesfield West
Chamberley Beach SC 0–1 Bayville AFC
Pesfield Bees 1–1 Cleorough City
Betham Park 0–1 Cleorough United
Oslolihul 1–3 City of Chamberley
Betham Rascals FC 1–2 Tutham FC
Conton Seconds 0–1 Tuthambedon

   Bronze League           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Cleorough United         30   17   7   6    33   22  +11    58
 2 Cleorough City           30   13  14   3    37   21  +16    53
 3 Bunbury FC               30   15   8   7    31   18  +13    53
 4 Tutham FC                30   14  10   6    44   37   +7    52
 5 Betham Underdogs         30   13   7  10    33   28   +5    46
 6 Tuthambedon              30   13   6  11    23   17   +6    45
 7 Bayville AFC             30   13   6  11    25   20   +5    45
 8 City of Chamberley       30   12   8  10    32   29   +3    44
 9 Oslolihul                30   12   5  13    46   51   −5    41
10 Central Sylestone        30   10   9  11    48   46   +2    39
11 Conton Seconds           30   11   5  14    34   39   −5    38
12 Pesfield Bees            30    9   9  12    30   35   −5    36
13 Betham Park              30    9   6  15    33   37   −4    33
14 Pesfield West            30    7   7  16    31   44  −13    28
15 Betham Rascals FC        30    5   9  16    23   43  −20    24
16 Chamberley Beach SC      30    5   8  17    24   40  −16    23

Fourth Division
Emacuton Athletic 1–0 Salisbury
Cleorough Chickens 3–1 Halpenley Seconds
Marbury Athletic 2–0 Pali FC
Felton Island 1–1 Halpenley Athletic
Rangers FC 0–5 Barracks FC
Northwest Freeman 1–1 Dodle City
Gordon FC 0–4 Dunkirk Seconds
Mount Vermont 0–3 Avondale Suburbs

   Fourth Division        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Barracks FC             30   17   7   6    58   28  +30    58
 2 Emacuton Athletic       30   17   6   7    52   28  +24    57
 3 Marbury Athletic        30   17   5   8    57   47  +10    56
 4 Halpenley Athletic      30   14  10   6    50   38  +12    52
 5 Dodle City              30   12  13   5    47   27  +20    49
 6 Cleorough Chickens      30   14   6  10    54   38  +16    48
 7 Pali FC                 30   13   9   8    46   35  +11    48
 8 Avondale Suburbs        30   13   7  10    40   30  +10    46
 9 Rangers FC              30   11   7  12    41   56  −15    40
10 Salisbury               30   10   6  14    29   32   −3    36
11 Dunkirk Seconds         30    7  11  12    37   42   −5    32
12 Felton Island           30    8   8  14    42   60  −18    32
13 Halpenley Seconds       30    6   8  16    44   53   −9    26
14 Gordon FC               30    4  13  13    24   41  −17    25
15 Northwest Freeman       30    4  13  13    34   62  −28    25
16 Mount Vermont           30    5   7  18    30   68  −38    22

[Sylestone]

Aussie Rules Season 1 MD1&2
ARFC Halpenley 16.34.130 def. Southeast Sentients 8.4.52
Avondale Rabbits 18.14.122 def. Pesfield Foresters 12.7.79
Betham Hawks 19.14.128 def. Dunkirk Lions 10.8.68
Chamberley Cavaliers 11.21.87 def. by Cleorough ARC 16.9.105

Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 ARFC Halpenley          1    1   0   0   130   52  +78     4
2 Betham Hawks            1    1   0   0   128   68  +60     4
3 Avondale Rabbits        1    1   0   0   122   79  +43     4
4 Cleorough ARC           1    1   0   0   105   87  +18     4
5 Chamberley Cavaliers    1    0   0   1    87  105  −18     0
6 Pesfield Foresters      1    0   0   1    79  122  −43     0
7 Dunkirk Lions           1    0   0   1    68  128  −60     0
8 Southeast Sentients     1    0   0   1    52  130  −78     0

Southeast Sentients 14.2.86 def. by Cleorough ARC 23.12.150
Dunkirk Lions 4.13.37 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 11.27.93
Pesfield Foresters 12.21.93 def. Betham Hawks 8.10.58
ARFC Halpenley 8.6.54 def. by Avondale Rabbits 18.19.127

Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Avondale Rabbits        2    2   0   0   249  133 +116     8
2 Cleorough ARC           2    2   0   0   255  173  +82     8
3 Chamberley Cavaliers    2    1   0   1   180  142  +38     4
4 Betham Hawks            2    1   0   1   186  161  +25     4
5 ARFC Halpenley          2    1   0   1   184  179   +5     4
6 Pesfield Foresters      2    1   0   1   172  180   −8     4
7 Dunkirk Lions           2    0   0   2   105  221 −116     0
8 Southeast Sentients     2    0   0   2   138  280 −142     0

[Sylestone]

Recently, a government-owned badge maker in Tioguldos discovered that Sylestone's premiership sides didn't have official badges. So he offered to the Sylestonean Minister of Sport that he could make some. Shocked, he agreed. But while making these badges, a messenger from Tikariot saw his workload and also being a badge-maker, offered to make the shirts. His offer was too accepted. So here they are.

Shirts are still to come.

Dunkirk Athletic


Pesfield Trees FC


Kirkham Appliances


Kirkham Sentients


Capital FC


Kirkham Suburbs


Kirkham City


Kirkham Furniture


Mid-Capital


Betham FC


Halpenley City FC


Avondale City FC


Cleorough FC


Avondale Beach SC


Katham FC


Chamberley City

[Sylestone]

Avondale Rabbits 35.11.221 def. Southeast Sentients 14.2.86
Betham Hawks 20.14.134 def. ARFC Halpenley 0.17.17
Chamberley Cavaliers 17.24.126 def. Pesfield Foresters 4.6.30
Cleorough ARC 12.19.91 def. Dunkirk Lions 12.8.80

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Avondale Rabbits        3    3   0   0   470  219 +251    12
2 Cleorough ARC           3    3   0   0   346  253  +93    12
3 Betham Hawks            3    2   0   1   320  178 +142     8
4 Chamberley Cavaliers    3    2   0   1   306  172 +134     8
5 Pesfield Foresters      3    1   0   2   202  306 −104     4
6 ARFC Halpenley          3    1   0   2   201  313 −112     4
7 Dunkirk Lions           3    0   0   3   185  312 −127     0
8 Southeast Sentients     3    0   0   3   224  501 −277     0

Southeast Sentients 13.24.102 def. Dunkirk Lions 5.13.43
Pesfield Foresters 14.12.96 def. by Cleorough ARC 19.6.120
ARFC Halpenley 12.18.90 def. Chamberley Cavaliers 6.15.51
Avondale Rabbits 15.10.100 def. by Betham Hawks 26.8.164

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Cleorough ARC           4    4   0   0   466  349 +117    16
2 Betham Hawks            4    3   0   1   484  278 +206    12
3 Avondale Rabbits        4    3   0   1   570  383 +187    12
4 Chamberley Cavaliers    4    2   0   2   357  262  +95     8
5 ARFC Halpenley          4    2   0   2   291  364  −73     8
6 Pesfield Foresters      4    1   0   3   298  426 −128     4
7 Southeast Sentients     4    1   0   3   326  544 −218     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           4    0   0   4   228  414 −186     0

[Sylestone]

Betham Hawks 18.18.126 def. Southeast Sentients 2.13.25
Chamberley Cavaliers 19.15.129 def. Avondale Rabbits 12.16.88
Cleorough ARC 12.24.96 drew with ARFC Halpenley 14.12.96
Dunkirk Lions 14.13.97 def. by Pesfield Foresters 17.8.110

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Cleorough ARC           5    4   1   0   562  445 +117    18
2 Betham Hawks            5    4   0   1   610  303 +307    16
3 Avondale Rabbits        5    3   0   2   658  512 +146    12
4 Chamberley Cavaliers    5    3   0   2   486  350 +136    12
5 ARFC Halpenley          5    2   1   2   387  460  −73    10
6 Pesfield Foresters      5    2   0   3   408  523 −115     8
7 Southeast Sentients     5    1   0   4   351  670 −319     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           5    0   0   5   325  524 −199     0


Southeast Sentients 14.4.88 def. by Pesfield Foresters 15.18.108
ARFC Halpenley 14.31.115 def. Dunkirk Lions 8.9.57
Avondale Rabbits 18.22.130 def. Cleorough ARC 8.4.52
Betham Hawks 24.4.148 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 25.9.159

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Cleorough ARC           6    4   1   1   614  575  +39    18
2 Betham Hawks            6    4   0   2   758  462 +296    16
3 Avondale Rabbits        6    4   0   2   788  564 +224    16
4 Chamberley Cavaliers    6    4   0   2   645  498 +147    16
5 ARFC Halpenley          6    3   1   2   502  517  −15    14
6 Pesfield Foresters      6    3   0   3   516  611  −95    12
7 Southeast Sentients     6    1   0   5   439  778 −339     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           6    0   0   6   382  639 −257     0

[Sylestone]

Chamberley Cavaliers 23.19.157 def. Southeast Sentients 12.2.74
Cleorough ARC 8.29.77 def. by Betham Hawks 12.7.79
Dunkirk Lions 15.4.94 def. by Avondale Rabbits 18.14.122
Pesfield Foresters 17.15.117 def. ARFC Halpenley 10.17.77

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Betham Hawks            7    5   0   2   837  539 +298    20
2 Avondale Rabbits        7    5   0   2   910  658 +252    20
3 Chamberley Cavaliers    7    5   0   2   802  572 +230    20
4 Cleorough ARC           7    4   1   2   691  654  +37    18
5 Pesfield Foresters      7    4   0   3   633  688  −55    16
6 ARFC Halpenley          7    3   1   3   579  634  −55    14
7 Southeast Sentients     7    1   0   6   513  935 −422     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           7    0   0   7   476  761 −285     0

[Sylestone]

Southeast Sentients 14.6.90 def. by ARFC Halpenley 15.16.106
Pesfield Foresters 22.8.140 def. Avondale Rabbits 8.13.61
Dunkirk Lions 10.2.62 def. by Betham Hawks 18.21.129
Cleorough ARC 11.6.72 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 26.16.172

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Betham Hawks            8    6   0   2   966  601 +365    24
2 Chamberley Cavaliers    8    6   0   2   974  644 +330    24
3 Avondale Rabbits        8    5   0   3   971  798 +173    20
4 Pesfield Foresters      8    5   0   3   773  749  +24    20
5 ARFC Halpenley          8    4   1   3   685  724  −39    18
6 Cleorough ARC           8    4   1   3   763  826  −63    18
7 Southeast Sentients     8    1   0   7   603 1041 −438     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           8    0   0   8   538  890 −352     0


Cleorough ARC 12.18.90 def. Southeast Sentients 9.12.66
Chamberley Cavaliers 22.17.149 def. Dunkirk Lions 6.6.42
Betham Hawks 17.25.127 def. Pesfield Foresters 8.12.60
Avondale Rabbits 28.25.193 def. ARFC Halpenley 9.0.54

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Chamberley Cavaliers    9    7   0   2  1123  686 +437    28
2 Betham Hawks            9    7   0   2  1093  661 +432    28
3 Avondale Rabbits        9    6   0   3  1164  852 +312    24
4 Cleorough ARC           9    5   1   3   853  892  −39    22
5 Pesfield Foresters      9    5   0   4   833  876  −43    20
6 ARFC Halpenley          9    4   1   4   739  917 −178    18
7 Southeast Sentients     9    1   0   8   669 1131 −462     4
8 Dunkirk Lions           9    0   0   9   580 1039 −459     0

[Sylestone]

Southeast Sentients 15.12.102 def. Avondale Rabbits 8.16.64
ARFC Halpenley 8.19.67 def. by Betham Hawks 10.14.74
Pesfield Foresters 9.13.67 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 16.17.113
Dunkirk Lions 14.6.90 def. Cleorough ARC 11.20.86

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Chamberley Cavaliers   10    8   0   2  1236  753 +483    32
2 Betham Hawks           10    8   0   2  1167  728 +439    32
3 Avondale Rabbits       10    6   0   4  1228  954 +274    24
4 Cleorough ARC          10    5   1   4   939  982  −43    22
5 Pesfield Foresters     10    5   0   5   900  989  −89    20
6 ARFC Halpenley         10    4   1   5   806  991 −185    18
7 Southeast Sentients    10    2   0   8   771 1195 −424     8
8 Dunkirk Lions          10    1   0   9   670 1125 −455     4


Dunkirk Lions 10.10.70 def. by Southeast Sentients 18.13.121
Cleorough ARC 12.23.95 def. Pesfield Foresters 8.8.56
Chamberley Cavaliers 18.19.127 def. ARFC Halpenley 9.16.70
Betham Hawks 17.18.120 def. Avondale Rabbits 10.16.76

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Chamberley Cavaliers   11    9   0   2  1363  823 +540    36
2 Betham Hawks           11    9   0   2  1287  804 +483    36
3 Cleorough ARC          11    6   1   4  1034 1038   −4    26
4 Avondale Rabbits       11    6   0   5  1304 1074 +230    24
5 Pesfield Foresters     11    5   0   6   956 1084 −128    20
6 ARFC Halpenley         11    4   1   6   876 1118 −242    18
7 Southeast Sentients    11    3   0   8   892 1265 −373    12
8 Dunkirk Lions          11    1   0  10   740 1246 −506     4

[Sylestone]

MDs 12&13

Southeast Sentients 10.10.70 def. by Betham Hawks 15.16.106
Avondale Rabbits 8.16.64 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 12.17.89
ARFC Halpenley 19.13.127 def. Cleorough ARC 8.16.64
Pesfield Foresters 18.15.123 def. Dunkirk Lions 8.10.58

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Chamberley Cavaliers   12   10   0   2  1452  887 +565    40
2 Betham Hawks           12   10   0   2  1393  874 +519    40
3 Cleorough ARC          12    6   1   5  1098 1165  −67    26
4 Avondale Rabbits       12    6   0   6  1368 1163 +205    24
5 Pesfield Foresters     12    6   0   6  1079 1142  −63    24
6 ARFC Halpenley         12    5   1   6  1003 1182 −179    22
7 Southeast Sentients    12    3   0   9   962 1371 −409    12
8 Dunkirk Lions          12    1   0  11   798 1369 −571     4


Pesfield Foresters 15.30.120 def. Southeast Sentients 6.11.47
Dunkirk Lions 12.18.90 def. ARFC Halpenley 6.16.52
Cleorough ARC 6.16.52 def. by Avondale Rabbits 14.18.102
Chamberley Cavaliers 13.10.88 def. by Betham Hawks 21.13.139

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Betham Hawks           13   11   0   2  1532  962 +570    44
2 Chamberley Cavaliers   13   10   0   3  1540 1026 +514    40
3 Avondale Rabbits       13    7   0   6  1470 1215 +255    28
4 Pesfield Foresters     13    7   0   6  1199 1189  +10    28
5 Cleorough ARC          13    6   1   6  1150 1267 −117    26
6 ARFC Halpenley         13    5   1   7  1055 1272 −217    22
7 Southeast Sentients    13    3   0  10  1009 1491 −482    12
8 Dunkirk Lions          13    2   0  11   888 1421 −533     8

[Sylestone]

Southeast Sentients 14.9.93 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 21.18.144
Betham Hawks 14.11.95 def. by Cleorough ARC 14.14.98
Avondale Rabbits 17.20.122 def. Dunkirk Lions 4.10.34
ARFC Halpenley 21.21.147 def. Pesfield Foresters 10.8.68

                        Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Betham Hawks           14   11   0   3  1627 1060 +567    44
2 Chamberley Cavaliers   14   11   0   3  1684 1119 +565    44
3 Avondale Rabbits       14    8   0   6  1592 1249 +343    32
4 Cleorough ARC          14    7   1   6  1248 1362 −114    30
5 Pesfield Foresters     14    7   0   7  1267 1336  −69    28
6 ARFC Halpenley         14    6   1   7  1202 1340 −138    26
7 Southeast Sentients    14    3   0  11  1102 1635 −533    12
8 Dunkirk Lions          14    2   0  12   922 1543 −621     8

Qualifier:
Betham Hawks - Chamberley Cavaliers

Eliminator:
Cleorough ARC - Pesfield Foresters

Knock-out:
Avondale Rabbits - Winner of Eliminator

Challenger:
Winner of Knock-out - Loser of Qualifier

Grand Final:
Winner of Qualifier - Winner of Challenger

[Sylestone]

Qualifier
Betham Hawks 10.14.74 def. by Chamberley Cavaliers 15.19.109

Eliminator
Cleorough ARC 24.4.148 def. Pesfield Foresters 8.17.65

Knock-out
Avondale Rabbits 23.17.155 def. Cleorough ARC 8.9.57

Challenger
Avondale Rabbits 6.21.57 def. by Betham Hawks 8.16.64

Grand Final
Betham Hawks 13.22.100 def. Chamberley Cavaliers 10.6.66

[Sylestone]

Welcome back to the third edition of the Sylestone Football Season! This season will feature a newer format, with the Bronze League and Fourth Division dropping completely off the radar. Last season, Dodle FC and North Chamberley were pushed down to the Championship and Avondale Beach SC and Dunkirk Athletic came up. The season was won outright by Pesfield Trees FC, a side predicted to come mid-table, but dominated throughout the entire season. Can they do it again?
Cup winners Avondale City look stronger than ever and will fight for the title one again. Can Dunkirk Athletic, surprise packets from the last season, go one better, or will it be a completely new team? One thing is for sure, this will be one enthralling season of association football! So sit back and relax, because fun is coming your way!

Dunkirk Athletic

Predicted Finish: 16th
About: Dunkirk Athletic are certainly a team in the making. They began off two seasons ago in the Bronze League, a competition they blitzed by a whopping 13 points. They then came into the Championship with their spirits high, only to win five games in a row to make the Cup final. There they encountered Avondale City, who won a tightly fought encounter 1-0.
With confidence soaring, this side then began to play very strongly in the Championship. They gradually moved up the table, shocking stronger sides, finishing in second place, one point above FC Conton, to confirm promotion into the premiership.
This season they have put together a very youthful side, which will help them in years to come.
Roster: The Dunkirk Athletic roster is as follows:

First team:
James Mattison - Age 28 - GK
Josh Pearson - Age 19 - DF
Marina Potter - Age 31 - DF
Jayden Clarke - Age 18 - DF
Fiona Edwards - Age 20 - DF
Jamieson Wilson - Age 22 - MF
Trinity Colburt-Veil - Age 24 - MF
Cameron Harris - Age 27 - MF
Kim Kearnes - Age 16 - MF
Harrison Gilchrist - Age 18 - FW
Malcolm Bilby - Age 23 - FW

Bench:
Alyssa Sylvester - Age 24 - GK
Thomas Davis - Age 19 - DF
Maxwell Shah - Age 33 - DF
Felicity Williams - Age 29 - MF
Jeremy Long - Age 26 - MF
Karen Crowley - Age 22 - FW
Tristan Fullers - Age 28 - FW

Staff:
Luke Miller - Age 44 - Coach
Marietta Stevenson - Age 39 - Manager

Pesfield Trees FC

Predicted Finish: 3rd
About: Predicted to finish ninth in the last season, Pesfield Trees, on the back of some brilliant management, good tactics and some brilliant play, found a way to win the championship. They thoroughly deserved the victory, but they were outclassed in the IFCF and were unable to back up their superb run.
This year, Pesfield has been upped by some new stellar signings, Christopher Stowell from Flavovespia and Luke Oniarise fromTikariot. These players will be essential to their title defence.
Roster: The Pesfield Trees roster is as follows:

First team:
Jonah Hickson - Age 24 - GK
Mason Steyn - Age 33 - DF
Christopher Stowell - Age 24 - DF (Flavovespia)
Mitchell Sayers - Age 34 - DF
Gavin Reid - Age 29 - DF
Changzhi Chang - Age 35 - MF
Anna Henling - Age 21 - MF
Katie Yearmon - Age 28 - MF
Luke Oniarise - Age 30 - LW (Tikariot)
Valentine Cocher - Age 25 - RW
Verity Meadows - Age 26 - FW

Bench:
Zachary Ossowski - Age 27 - GK
Elliot West - Age 19 - DF
Eleanor Rose - Age 18 - DF
Nathan Steyn - Age 31 - MF
Daniel Du Plessis - Age 22 - MF
Vincent Hutchinson - Age 37 - FW
Ryan Eastern - Age 20 - FW

Staff:
Calvin Johnson - Age 69 - Coach
Gordon Henry - Age 54 - Manager

Kirkham Appliances

Predicted Finish: 2nd
About: A one-time winner of the Sylestonean Premiership, Kirkham Appliances is one of the strongest teams in the competition. One of the five sentient-oriented sides, these guys will be giving it all to grab their second title. This season, Kirkham Appliances will be playing very defensively, with a 5-4-1 formation as they have three of the better defenders in the league: Ironing Board, Egg Timer and Computer. Will be a very strong side, so watch out for them.
Roster: The Kirkham Appliances roster is as follows:

First team:
Oven - GK
Ironing Board - DF
Television - DF
Egg Timer - DF
Boiler - DF
Microwave - DF
Alarm clock - MF
Television - MF
Coffee Maker - MF
Telephone - MF
Heater - FW

Bench:
Freezer - GK
Water Heater - DF
Air Conditioner - MF
Water Cooler - FW

Staff:
Blackboard - Coach
Loudspeaker - Manager

Kirkham Sentients

Predicted Finish: 4th
About: A side who is known for their neutral performance on the field, spread evenly between the positions in the typical 4-3-3 formation, they are expected to perform solidly this season. Many of the Minisentients play here, so this side is backed by some youthful sentient objects instead of the older, more experienced ones. These guys are one to watch.
Roster: The Kirkham Sentients roster is as follows:

First team:
Saucepan - GK
Drawer - DF
Wok - DF
Frying Pan - DF
Boiler - DF
Colander - MF
Container - MF
Speakers - MF
Scissors - FW
Coffee Cup - FW
Kettle - FW

Bench:
Fruit Bowl - GK
Greenhouse - DF
Paperclip - MF
Vase - FW

Staff:
Pillow - Coach
Puzzle Board - Manager

Capital FC

Predicted Finish: 1st
About: I know, I know. They were predicted to finish first last season. They came, what? Eighth, ninth? I forget. But this season, they are looking very strong indeed. Al Torgan is looking better than ever and the signings of Callum Alexander from Ethane, Coalan O’Reilly from Murphtannia and Reinhard Meixner, a Nepharan coming over from Avondale Beach, really sways us to support this side in the upcoming season. They also have Raphael Brown and James Heagney in the side, two of the best up-and-coming human players in the nation as well as many of the Under-21 side that participated in the last Di Bradini Cup.
Roster: The Capital FC roster is as follows:

First Team:
Reinhard Meixner - Age 35 - GK (Nephara)
Jessie Bowen - Age 27 - DF (Blaneu)
James Heagney - Age 23 - DF
Mitchell Stevenson - Age 20 - DF
Jason Finnigan - Age 21 - DF
Coalan O’Reilly - Age 24 - MF (Murphtannia)
Al Torgan - Age 28 - MF (Kohnhead)
Raphael Brown - Age 23 - MF
Jeremy Smith - Age 22 - MF
Callum Alexander - Age 30 - FW (Ethane)
Oscar Umbridge - Age 19 - FW

Bench:
Henry Middleton - Age 31 - GK
Harriet Zezoni - Age 17 - DF
Mary Levy - Age 18 - DF
Josie Inibus - Age 25 - MF
Matthew Tamworth - Age 26 - MF
Ethan Everest - Age 23 - FW
Brianna Herzog - Age 24 - FW

Staff:
Jonah Twartan - Age 37 - Coach
Brian Murphy - Age 43 - Manager

Kirkham Suburbs

Predicted Finish: 7th
About: Kirkham Suburbs are a side that have always been looking to take the Championship, but simply haven’t been good enough to be able to yet. But you can be assured that they will be pushing really hard this season and our predictions have the top eight sides very close together on the table. Should be a good side to watch.
Roster: The Kirkham Suburbs roster is as follows:

First Team:
Table - GK
Park Bench - DF
Antennae - DF
Roof Tiles - DF
Fork - MF
Knife - MF
Fridge - MF
Garlic Crusher - MF
Scaffolding - FW
Mirror - FW
Spoon - FW

Bench:
Chopping Board - GK
Sunscreen - DF
Hand Sanitiser - MF
Sunglasses Case - FW

Staff:
Breadboard - Coach
Garbage Bin - Manager

Kirkham City

Predicted Finish: 5th
About: Kirkham City are a side who always seem to be on the brink of getting the title, but just can’t get there. This season we predict that they are going to be first for the majority of the way, but then lose their form towards the end of the season and drop to fifth. This side has many of the Minisentients side in it, so they should be interesting to watch.
Roster: The Kirkham City roster is as follows:

First Team:
Al-Foil - GK
Pot - DF
Sieve - DF
Baby Wipes - DF
Cushion - DF
Kitchen Sink - MF
Water Bottle - MF
Mosaic - MF
Picture - MF
AC Vent - FW
Spork - FW

Bench:
Headphones - GK
Pestle & Mortar - DF
Tea Towel - MF
Shopping Bag - FW

Staff:
Oven Mits - Coach
Light Bulb - Manager

Kirkham Furniture

Predicted Finish: 9th
About: The weakest of the five Kirkham sides, Kirkham Furniture are a side that were in risk of relegation last season. Fortunately for them, they fought back from it and no have a chance to do better this season. It will be tough though, will many other sides staring them down.
Roster: The Kirkham Furniture roster is as follows:

First Team:
Cabinet - GK
Sieve - DF
Light Fitting - DF
Pizza Stone - DF
Bookshelf - DF
Tarpaulin - DF
Spiderwebs - MF
Breakfast Bowl - MF
Closet - MF
Computer - FW
Spatula - FW

Bench:
Ladder - GK
Cup - DF
Workbook - MF
Wristwatch - FW

Staff:
Eraser - Coach
Whiteboard Marker - Manager

Mid-Capital

Predicted Finish: 13th
About: Surprise sixth-place finishers in the league last year, Mid-Capital are unfortunately not expected to do it again. They have quite a weak side, with only free agents and a couple of Under-21 players making their name in the side, as well as Yuri Nowak from Zeta Reka and Hugeltadom. But they will still be looking to be competitive this season.
Roster: The Mid-Capital roster is as follows:

First Team:
Charlie Barrett - Age 19 - GK
Juan Francois - Age 22 - DF
Yuri Nowak - Age 21 - DF (Zeta Reka & Hugeltadom)
Henry Pickett - Age 31 - DF
Isabel Aberdeen - Age 24 - DF
Lucas Baker - Age 18 - MF (Ethane)
Frankie Marmoxime - Age 22 - MF (Kita-Hinode)
Austin Miller - Age 20 - MF
Grace Larkham - Age 23 - FW
Poppy Piers - Age 28 - FW
Abigail McNair - Age 21 - FW

Bench:
Joseph Watkins - Age 30 - GK
Andrew McDonald - Age 29 - DF
Cassandra Anderson - Age 26 - DF
Cassidy Rogers - Age 35 - MF
Ryan Jones - Age 33 - MF
Mukkhali Ratnasingham - Age 18- FW
Jamie Hughes - Age 14 - FW

Staff:
Hope Charlton - Age 51 - Coach
Manny Weasel - Age 33 - Manager

Betham FC

Predicted Finish: 8th
About: Although they suffered a major blow with losing forward Liam Cunningham, this side still are very strong with four brilliant forwards, three Under-21 players. They play very aggressively, so keep your eyes open whenever they are playing.
Roster: The Betham roster is as follows:

First Team:
Verity Cavendish - Age 21 - GK
Torsten Eikholm - Age 22 - DF (Ko-oren)
Byrne Rennell - Age 34 - DF (Jeckland)
Homer Lovegood - Age 29 - DF
Jade Myall - Age 36 - DF
Amelia Stanton - Age 17 - MF
Levy Kirk - Age 23 - MF
Lucas Drover - Age 27 - FW
Cameron Keyes - Age 19 - FW
Rose Fleetwood - Age 19 - FW
Max MacIntosh - Age 20 - FW

Bench:
Madison Mitchell - Age 21 - GK
Angus Hill - Age 26 - DF
Vivienne Burns - Age 29 - DF
William Hudson - Age 33 - MF
Keith Fletcher - Age 24 - MF
Daniel Foreman - Age 25 - FW
Kieran Satis - Age 18 - FW

Staff:
Arjun Kohli - Age 44 - Coach
Zoe Sanders - Age 33 - Manager

Halpenley City FC

Predicted Finish: 14th
About: A side who is known for just scraping through in either 12th, 13th or 14th, Halpenley City are expected to do the same again with another poor campaign. They have a decent but aging side, with only three players under the age of 25 in the squad. But will the experience help them do well?
Roster: The Halpenley City roster is as follows:

First Team:
Sean Halliday - Age 29 - GK
Thomas White - Age 21 - DF
Bridie Turner - Age 32 - DF
Laura Gaton - Age 34 - DF
Luke Mitchell - Age 26 - DF
Julia Hanover - Age 30 - DF
Marcus Brongue - Age 28 - MF
Violet Bolton - Age 25 - MF
Harry Love - Age 15 - MF
Travis Scott- Age 27 - FW
Mark Moore - Age 36 - FW

Bench:
Nadine Sheriff - Age 32 - GK
Brian Parks - Age 41 - DF
Maybury Charleston - Age 20 - DF
Rosalie Maltby - Age 34 - MF
Warren Black - Age 33 - MF
Steven Saw - Age 31 - FW
Gareth De Rosa - Age 27 - FW

Staff:
Nathan Flower - Age 45 - Coach
Nicole May - Age 69 - Manager

Avondale City FC

Predicted Finish: 6th
About: The side who won the cup last year play a very youthful side who are bound to make an impact yet again this year. They have a strong core side, made up of a few Under-21 players and some internationals. Another good showing seems imminent this season.
Roster: The Avondale City roster is as follows:

First Team:
James Whitaker - Age 26 - GK
Hugo Mornington - Age 17 - DF
Sunil Damasekara - Age 20 - DF
Gillian Lang - Age 21 - DF
Jack Townsend - Age 22 - DF
Aseela Hume - Age 19 - MF (Eastfield Lodge)
Hallar Tatyova - Age 27 - MF (Squornshelan Remnant States)
Emily Hawk - Age 30 - AM
Harold Laxton - Age 24 - AM
Wanar Sevet-Opu - Age 23 - FW (Qusmo)
Howard Nevill - Age 29 - FW

Bench:
Matthew Hope - Age 20 - GK
Carly Brathwaite - Age 34 - DF
Olivia Nambucca - Age 18 - DF
Gregory Nelson - Age 31 - MF
Adam Nan - Age 28 - MF
Cooper Hill - Age 21 - FW
Kyle Miller - Age 22 - FW

Staff:
Gordon Ratters - Age 55 - Coach
John Lawson - Age 43 - Manager

Cleorough FC

Predicted Finish: 11th
About: A side that were expected to do really well in the first edition, simply put, haven’t. They still certainly have the potential to, coming from the fourth largest city in Sylestone, but the haven’t yet found their mojo. Will this be the season? They have their three Hinodejin youth players from AFC Droves coming into the side, so why not?
Roster: The Cleorough roster is as follows:

First Team:
Jason Elliott - Age 30 - GK
Kirk Ogilvie - Age 22 - DF (Kita-Hinode)
Zenon-Tylyr Pan - Age 23 - DF (Qusmo)
Sophia Pearson - Age 20 - DF
Lucas Jabberee - Age 25 - DF
Zelda Katharin - Age 22 - MF (Kita-Hinode)
Loraine Proudfoot - Age 22 - MF (Kita-Hinode)
Abigail Jones - Age 17 - MF
Barbara Kittens - Age 22 - FW (Kita-Hinode)
Tyler Mirth - Age 28 - FW
Noah Cameron-James - Age 31 - FW

Bench:
Benjamin Chapman - Age 23 -GK
Lucy Mills - Age 22 - DF
Adrian Ferguson - Age 25 - DF
Fergus Bell - Age 33 - MF
Hayley Mack - Age 32 - MF
Brianna Hancock - Age 19 - FW
Claire Baker - Age 38 - FW

Staff:
Erin Bradman - Age 35 - Coach
Douglas Gill - Age 41 - Manager

Avondale Beach SC

Predicted Finish: 12th
About: A side who has looked strong for the past couple of years, Avondale Beach smashed their way into the Premiership from the Championship with a sublime performance that backed up a stong showing in the cup. They are a good side and will look to go even better this season.
Roster: The Avondale Beach roster is as follows:

First Team:
Zaharias Frangoglou - Age 18 - GK (Vdara)
Julyan Riptide - Age 22 - DF (Kita-Hinode)
Janelle Oliver - Age 25 - DF
Isabella Wickham - Age 28 - DF
Sophie Randall - Age 22 - DF
Twater Harring - Age 19 - MF (The Jovannic)
Ajark-Intov Fox - Age 30 - LW (Qusmo)
Savannah Edwards - Age 29 - RW
Alyssa Hightower - Age 21 - FW
Denice Bernard - Age 32 - FW

Bench:
Michayla Paxton - Age 20 - GK
Hervey Bennington - Age 25 - DF
Steve Shephard - Age 28 - DF
Charlie Mercer - Age 30 - MF
Marvin Harland - Age 22 - MF
Jess Hale - Age 23 - FW
Cassidy Dwyer - Age 18 - FW

Staff:
Wallis Padmore - Age 67 - Coach
Norman Selby - Age 60 - Manager

Katham FC

Predicted Finish: 15th
About: After being promoted in the first season, Katham had a decent run last year to confirm their ability to stay in the top 16 sides in Sylestone. They are keeping a very similar side to last season, who played well together against all odds.
Roster: The Katham roster is as follows:

First Team:
Damming Malmurchi - Age 21 - GK (Ko-oren)
Michael Hunt - Age 22 - DF
Quincy Hambleton - Age 26 - DF
Isaac Bird - Age 27 - DF
Judy Thacker - Age 29 - DF
Maxime Wortham - Age 35 - DF
Jesse Hansen - Age 29 - MF (Ethane)
Hannah Lawson - Age 20 - MF
Kerry Bennett - Age 22 - FW
Philip Summer - Age 24 - FW

Bench:
Sybil Wyndham - Age 30 - GK
Cornelius Burns - Age 31 - DF
Sophy Peel - Age 27 - DF
Amelia Turnbull - Age 23 - MF
Earleen Tupper - Age 23 - MF
Avril Wart - Age 30 - FW
Autumn Welch - Age 28 - FW

Staff:
Mike Travis - Age 50 - Coach
Maynerd Donald - Age 31 - Manager

Chamberley City

Predicted Finish: 10th
About: The final side in the championship are Chamberley City, a side that just lacks something. They haven’t been able to impress in the last couple of seasons, but with a new manager, they might be able to think up something to finally get them going. Possibly the most intriguing side to watch this SFL.
Roster: The Chamberley City roster is as follows:

First Team:
Brigham Love - Age 27 - GK
Lyla Holmes - Age 27 - DF
Fred Lowery - Age 29 - DF
Donna Pender - Age 34 - DF
Aaron Dodge - Age 23 - MF
Penelope Battle - Age 25 - MF
Abbey Banner - Age 33 - MF
Lucy Sergeant - Age 37 - MF
Busby Mottershead - Age 28 - FW
Midge Nash - Age 25 - FW

Bench:
Sarina Stone - Age 22 - GK
Oakley Adamson - Age 20 - DF
Jack Hainsworth - Age 25 - DF
Fleurette Sainsbury - Age 29 - MF
Jaxon Hill - Age 30 - MF
Mayson Joyner - Age 27 - FW
Kaiden Courtney - Age 23 - FW

Staff:
Adele Christopher - Age 38 - Coach
Heldir Zaman - Age 54 - Manager (Squornshelan Remnant States)

And there we are! Join us again for the first games soon!

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League Roundup:

Premiership

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kirkham Suburbs          5    4   1   0     5    1   +4    13
 2 Dunkirk Athletic         5    3   2   0     7    3   +4    11
 3 Kirkham City             5    2   2   1     5    3   +2     8
 4 Halpenley City FC        5    2   2   1     2    1   +1     8
 5 Kirkham Appliances       5    1   4   0     4    3   +1     7
 6 Cleorough FC             5    2   1   2     4    4    0     7
 7 Pesfield Trees FC        5    2   1   2     6    7   −1     7
 8 Chamberley City          5    1   4   0     8    5   +3     7
 9 Avondale Beach SC        5    2   1   2     4    4    0     7
10 Betham FC                5    1   3   1     7    8   −1     6
11 Capital FC               5    1   3   1     4    5   −1     6
12 Avondale City FC         5    1   2   2     3    2   +1     5
13 Kirkham Sentients        5    1   2   2     6    6    0     5
14 Kirkham Furniture        5    1   0   4     2    6   −4     3
15 Mid-Capital              5    1   0   4     6   12   −6     3
16 Katham FC                5    1   0   4     2    5   −3     3

Championship

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 AFC Droves                 5    3   2   0     7    2   +5    11
   FC Conton                  5    3   2   0     7    2   +5    11
 3 Emacuton United            5    2   3   0     4    2   +2     9
   Marbury FC                 5    2   3   0     4    2   +2     9
 5 Dodle FC                   5    2   2   1     8    4   +4     8
 6 Western Avondale           5    2   2   1     3    2   +1     8
 7 North Chamberley           5    2   2   1     9    7   +2     8
 8 Whitepool AFC              5    2   1   2     8    4   +4     7
 9 Southern Beaches           5    2   1   2     5    5    0     7
10 Emacuton FC                5    2   0   3     5    5    0     6
11 Freeman Province           5    1   3   1     4    5   −1     6
12 Dunkirk FC                 5    1   2   2     9   12   −3     5
13 Freeman City               5    1   1   3     6   10   −4     4
14 Western FC                 5    0   3   2     7   15   −8     3
15 Southern Avondale FC       5    0   2   3     6   11   −5     2
16 FC Freeport                5    0   1   4     2    6   −4     1

Kirkham Suburbs have half-expectedly began the Premiership well, gaining a whopping 13 points in the first five games. They beat Pesfield Trees 2-1 in the first matchday and backed that up with 1-0 wins away from home against Cleorough FC and Avondale City. Kirkham City have also began well, with a 2-2-1 result thus far, topped with a 3-0 win against Betham FC away from home. Dunkirk Athletic, though, a side who were in the third division two years ago, are somehow in second without a loss yet, although their draw ahsn't been too hard. Meanwhile, Pesfield Trees, Capital FC and Avondale City have had slow starts to the season, but there is still plenty of time left.
Other results include Chamberley City's 6-3 win over Mid-Capital in Matchday Three, a thriller of a game to watch.

In the Championship, AFC Droves and FC Conton have expectedly but brilliantly started off well, with eleven points respectively. They are tailed by surprise packets Emacuton United and Marbury FC, while Dodle and North Chamberley, the two expected sides to be promoted, are on eight.

Top Scorers:
1. Spoon - Kirkham Suburbs - 4
- Penelope Battle - Chamberley City - 4
- Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 4
4. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 3
- Rose Fleetwoos - Betham FC - 3

Best Youth Players:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
2. Penelope Battle - Chamberley City
3. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC
4. Thomas White - Halpenley City FC
5. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
2. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
3. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)
4. Hallar Tatyova - Avondale City FC (Squornshelan Remnant States)
5. Loraine Proudfoot - Cleorough FC (Kita-Hinode)

Cup Roundup:

Emacuton United 0–2 Dunkirk FC
Avondale City FC 0–1 Emacuton FC
Kirkham Furniture 1–0 Freeman Province
Pesfield Trees FC 2–1 Cleorough FC
Kirkham Appliances 2–1 Kirkham Suburbs
AFC Droves 0–2 FC Freeport
Whitepool AFC 1–1 Western FC (1–2 AET)
Kirkham Sentients 0–4 Avondale Beach SC
Betham FC 4–1 Marbury FC
Dunkirk Athletic 1–1 Southern Avondale FC (1–3 AET)
Dodle FC 0–0 Freeman City (2–0 AET)
Kirkham City 3–0 FC Conton
Chamberley City 0–1 Western Avondale
Halpenley City FC 1–0 Capital FC
North Chamberley 0–4 Mid-Capital
Southern Beaches 0–2 Katham FC

Headlines:
Sentients slaughtered by rampaging Avondale Beach
Avondale City lose to Emacuton, match-fixing scandals looked in to
Halpenley City beat star-studded Capital FC
Furniture scrape past weaklings Freeman City
Mid-Capital find form with 4-0 thrashing of North Chamberley

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League Roundup:

Premiership

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kirkham Suburbs         10    7   2   1    15    7   +8    23
 2 Dunkirk Athletic        10    6   3   1    15    9   +6    21
 3 Kirkham Appliances      10    5   4   1    12    5   +7    19
 4 Halpenley City FC       10    5   2   3     6    4   +2    17
 5 Kirkham City            10    4   4   2    15   11   +4    16
 6 Pesfield Trees FC       10    3   4   3    14   12   +2    13
 7 Cleorough FC            10    3   3   4     8    8    0    12
 8 Capital FC              10    2   6   2     7    8   −1    12
 9 Kirkham Furniture       10    4   0   6     5    8   −3    12
10 Avondale Beach SC       10    3   3   4     9   13   −4    12
11 Betham FC               10    2   5   3    12   15   −3    11
12 Chamberley City         10    2   5   3    13   15   −2    11
13 Avondale City FC        10    2   4   4     6    7   −1    10
14 Kirkham Sentients       10    2   3   5    11   13   −2     9
15 Mid-Capital             10    2   2   6    10   19   −9     8
16 Katham FC               10    1   4   5     4    8   −4     7

Championship

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Dodle FC                  10    6   2   2    17    9   +8    20
 2 North Chamberley          10    5   3   2    18   14   +4    18
 3 Western Avondale          10    5   3   2    10    9   +1    18
 4 Freeman Province          10    4   5   1    11    8   +3    17
 5 AFC Droves                10    5   2   3    12    8   +4    17
 6 FC Conton                 10    5   2   3    12    9   +3    17
 7 Freeman City              10    4   2   4    17   14   +3    14
 8 Southern Beaches          10    4   2   4    10   13   −3    14
 9 Marbury FC                10    2   6   2     6    6    0    12
10 Whitepool AFC             10    3   3   4    12   11   +1    12
11 Emacuton FC               10    4   0   6    11   10   +1    12
12 Emacuton United           10    3   3   4     5    6   −1    12
13 Dunkirk FC                10    3   2   5    15   19   −4    11
14 FC Freeport               10    2   2   6     8   11   −3     8
15 Southern Avondale FC      10    0   7   3    10   15   −5     7
16 Western FC                10    1   4   5    15   27  −12     7

Kirkham Suburbs and Dunkirk Athletic have remained powerfully at the top of the ladder, on 23 and 21 points apiece. Yes, you read that correctly. Dunkirk Athletic. Remember them? The side that was in third division two seasons ago and were predicted to completely flunk and finish 16th this season? Yep, that's who we're talking about. Their sole loss was on Matchday 10 against a strong Kirkham City, and before then, they were first on the table. Talk about a miracle run, hey? They've now beaten both Kirkham Appliances, who are in third with only one loss, and Kirkham Sentients, a side renowned for being very strong indeed. Halpenley City FC is also going strong, currently placed 4th on the table, but we remember what happened last season. They began well but flunked to near-relegation. They will be striving not to do that again. On the other end of the table, Avondale City FC and Kirkham Sentients have hit a new low, being in 13th and 14th places respectively. At the moment, it is also looking like Chamberley City's new manager, all the way from the Squornshelan Remnant StatesDodle hasn't performed to the best of his ability. They are in 12th but still stand a chance.

Meanwhile, in the Championship, Dodle FC and North Chamberley are currently in the top two, as expected. Then it gets chaotic. In fourth place is Freeman Province, who are somehow performing well despite being predicted to finish 14th or 15th. Freeman City, finishing last with only 17 points last season, are in seventh on fourteen points. Just a win and a draw will take them over last season's tally. The only side yet to still win a game is Southern Avondale FC, in 15th place with a whopping seven draws. That is impressive.

Top Scorers:
1. Spoon - Kirkham Suburbs - 8
2. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 6
- Penelope Battle - Chamberley City - 6
- Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 6
5. Water Bottle - Kirkham City - 5
- Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 5

Best Youth Players:
1. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC
2. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
3. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC
4. Jayden Clarke - Dunkirk Athletic
5. Penelope Battle - Chamberley City

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
2. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
3. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)
4, Zenon-Tylyr Pan - Cleorough FC (Qusmo)
5. Christopher Stowell - Pesfield Trees FC (Flavovespia)

Cup Roundup:

Kirkham Appliances 7–1 Mid-Capital
Katham FC 1–1 Avondale Beach SC (1–1 AET) (8–7 pen.)
FC Freeport 0–1 Western Avondale
Dodle FC 0–2 Betham FC
Kirkham City 0–0 Western FC (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Kirkham Furniture 1–0 Emacuton FC
Dunkirk FC 2–4 Pesfield Trees FC
Southern Avondale FC 1–0 Halpenley City FC

Headlines:
Kirkham Appliances show strength in 7-1 thrashing of Mid-Capital
Katham, Avondale Beach, fight out intense penalty shootout, Katham win
Western FC push Kirkham City right to the wire
Halpenley City shocked by Southern Avondale

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League Roundup

Premiership

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Dunkirk Athletic        15    9   4   2    24   15   +9    31
 2 Kirkham City            15    8   5   2    26   12  +14    29
 3 Kirkham Appliances      15    8   4   3    16    7   +9    28
 4 Chamberley City         15    7   5   3    27   16  +11    26
 5 Avondale Beach SC       15    7   4   4    15   14   +1    25
 6 Capital FC              15    6   6   3    18   12   +6    24
 7 Kirkham Suburbs         15    7   3   5    18   26   −8    24
 8 Halpenley City FC       15    7   3   5    10    8   +2    24
 9 Pesfield Trees FC       15    6   4   5    20   16   +4    22
10 Betham FC               15    4   7   4    22   22    0    19
11 Kirkham Sentients       15    4   4   7    15   17   −2    16
12 Cleorough FC            15    3   5   7     9   15   −6    14
13 Kirkham Furniture       15    4   1  10     6   13   −7    13
14 Avondale City FC        15    2   5   8     7   14   −7    11
15 Mid-Capital             15    3   2  10    15   33  −18    11
16 Katham FC               15    1   6   8     6   14   −8     9

Championship

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC Conton                 15    9   2   4    20   14   +6    29
 2 North Chamberley          15    7   6   2    28   19   +9    27
 3 Dodle FC                  15    7   4   4    19   12   +7    25
 4 Emacuton FC               15    7   1   7    20   13   +7    22
 5 Emacuton United           15    6   4   5    10   10    0    22
 6 Southern Beaches          15    6   4   5    18   23   −5    22
 7 Freeman Province          15    5   6   4    16   16    0    21
 8 Dunkirk FC                15    6   3   6    25   27   −2    21
 9 AFC Droves                15    6   2   7    16   15   +1    20
10 Western Avondale          15    5   5   5    14   16   −2    20
11 Whitepool AFC             15    4   7   4    13   11   +2    19
12 Freeman City              15    4   5   6    24   23   +1    17
13 FC Freeport               15    4   4   7    13   15   −2    16
14 Marbury FC                15    3   6   6    10   13   −3    15
15 Southern Avondale FC      15    2   9   4    18   23   −5    15
16 Western FC                15    3   4   8    23   37  −14    13

In the Premiership, Dunkirk Athletic are currently leading the table, the side who were in the Bronze League (Third Division), two seasons ago. Now they are apparently the best side in the entire league. Pretty fucking impressive, am I right? Meanwhile, Kirkham Suburbs have fallen from first to seventh in the space of five games, and are in need of a boost. On the other hand, Capital FC has won four of their past five games, showcasing their star-studded lineup who seem to finally be coming good. Kirkham City, Kirkham Appliances, Chamberley City and Avondale Beach SC are following the same path, filling up spots 2 to 5 on the Premiership table. In the middle are Pesfield Trees FC, Halpenley City and Betham, all sides who have the ability to rise up to the challenge but haven't shown it yet. At the bottom, Avondale City is precarious in 14th, on the same amount of points (11) as Mid-Capital in 15th. Katham FC is in 16th on a mediocre nine.

FC Conton have taken over first place on the Championship table, overthrowing North Chamberley and Dodle FC, who are now in second and third place respectively. Emacuton FC are also looking strong in fourth place, while Freeman Province are somehow in seventh. AFC Droves and Dunkirk FC are currently mid-table, below where they should be, but still in promotion contention. Marbury FC are in fourteenth place and such a strong start has gone to waste.

Top Scorers:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 10
2. Penelope Battle - Chamberley City - 8
- Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 8
- Spoon - Kirkham Suburbs - 8
5. Al Torgan - Capital FC - 7
- Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 7

Best Youth Players:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
2. Penelope Battle - Chamberley City
3. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC
4. Raphael Brown - Capital FC
5. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
2. Al Torgan - Capital FC (Kohnhead)
3. Reinhard Meixner - Capital FC (Nephara)
4. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
5. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)

Cup Roundup:

Southern Avondale FC 0–4 Pesfield Trees FC
Western Avondale 0–0 Kirkham Appliances (0–1 AET)
Kirkham Furniture 0–0 Kirkham City (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Katham FC 0–4 Betham FC

Headlines:
Pesfield Trees, Betham, get resounding 4-0 wins against weaker sides
Kirkham Appliances pushed to extra-time against Western Avondale
Furniture and City play out thrilling game that goes to penalties.

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League Roundup:

Premiership:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Dunkirk Athletic        20   11   5   4    26   17   +9    38
 2 Kirkham City            20    9   9   2    34   19  +15    36
 3 Halpenley City FC       20   10   5   5    14    9   +5    35
 4 Kirkham Appliances      20    9   7   4    19   10   +9    34
 5 Avondale Beach SC       20   10   4   6    21   19   +2    34
 6 Pesfield Trees FC       20    9   5   6    26   19   +7    32
 7 Capital FC              20    8   8   4    24   17   +7    32
 8 Chamberley City         20    7   8   5    30   21   +9    29
 9 Kirkham Suburbs         20    8   5   7    22   30   −8    29
10 Betham FC               20    6   9   5    32   30   +2    27
11 Cleorough FC            20    6   5   9    12   18   −6    23
12 Kirkham Sentients       20    4   7   9    19   24   −5    19
13 Kirkham Furniture       20    5   2  13     8   17   −9    17
14 Avondale City FC        20    3   8   9    12   19   −7    17
15 Mid-Capital             20    4   4  12    18   37  −19    16
16 Katham FC               20    2   7  11     8   19  −11    13

Championship:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC Conton                 20   12   4   4    25   16   +9    40
 2 North Chamberley          20   10   8   2    35   22  +13    38
 3 Dodle FC                  20    8   6   6    21   15   +6    30
 4 Dunkirk FC                20    9   3   8    32   32    0    30
 5 Whitepool AFC             20    7   8   5    17   13   +4    29
 6 Southern Beaches          20    8   5   7    22   26   −4    29
 7 Freeman Province          20    7   7   6    20   21   −1    28
 8 Emacuton FC               20    8   3   9    24   18   +6    27
 9 Marbury FC                20    6   8   6    15   15    0    26
10 AFC Droves                20    7   4   9    19   19    0    25
11 Western Avondale          20    6   7   7    19   20   −1    25
12 Emacuton United           20    6   6   8    11   15   −4    24
13 FC Freeport               20    6   6   8    18   19   −1    24
14 Freeman City              20    5   7   8    29   32   −3    22
15 Southern Avondale FC      20    3  10   7    21   27   −6    19
16 Western FC                20    3   6  11    26   44  −18    15

It's a funny game, isn't it? Just five Matchdays and teams can drop like 10 positions. Some of the best teams can have shitty seasons, some of the worst can have brilliant seasons. Welcome to the Sylestonean Premiership, all. Dunkirk Athletic have still maintained first position on 38 points, which is two points above Kirkham City in second. Then come Halpenley City FC in third, a side who have been in relegation contention for the past two seasons. And Avondale Beach SC, coming up from the Championship and losing all of their good players, are in fifth. Then we look at the bottom of the table. Avondale City FC, widely regarded as one of the best sides in the league, are in 14th and only one point off relegation. Scary times for them, Kirkham Furniture and Kirkham Sentients, who are all in contention if Mid-Capital wins another game. They probably will, you know. Capital FC are still on the way up, consolidating sixth spot as their brilliant lineup looks to make a big push towards the end of the season. Can they do it?

It seems as though we already know our two promoted sides from the Championship to the Premiership. In first place is FC Conton on 40 points, trailed by North Chamberley on 38. Then in third are Dodle FC, who were first ten matchdays ago, on 30. This 8-point gap can be closed, but it is looking more and more unlikely. A game of chasies if there ever was one.

Top Scorers:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 13
2. Al Torgan - Capital FC - 11
3. Penelope Battle - Chamberley City - 10
- Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 10
5. Spoon - Kirkham Suburbs - 9
- Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 9

Best Youth Players:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
2. Raphael Brown - Capital FC
3. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC 
4. Christopher Stowell - Pesfield Trees FC 
5. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Al Torgan - Capital FC (Kohnhead)
2. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
3. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
4. Christopher Stowell - Pesfield Trees FC (Flavovespia)
5. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)

Cup Roundup:

Kirkham Furniture 1–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Betham FC 4–0 Kirkham Appliances

Headlines:
Kirkham Furniture show class despite league shocker
Betham FC slaughters favourites, keep on getting better and better.

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League Roundup:

Premiership:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Kirkham City            25   12  10   3    45   22  +23    46
 2 Kirkham Appliances      25   12   7   6    23   13  +10    43
 3 Capital FC              25   11   9   5    30   21   +9    42
 4 Avondale Beach SC       25   12   6   7    27   23   +4    42
 5 Dunkirk Athletic        25   12   5   8    30   29   +1    41
 6 Halpenley City FC       25   10   7   8    15   13   +2    37
 7 Pesfield Trees FC       25   10   7   8    28   27   +1    37
 8 Cleorough FC            25   10   6   9    20   21   −1    36
 9 Betham FC               25    8  11   6    36   34   +2    35
10 Chamberley City         25    8  10   7    33   25   +8    34
11 Kirkham Suburbs         25    8   6  11    25   38  −13    30
12 Kirkham Sentients       25    7   8  10    25   27   −2    29
13 Avondale City FC        25    6   9  10    20   21   −1    27
14 Kirkham Furniture       25    6   3  16     9   20  −11    21
15 Mid-Capital             25    5   6  14    23   44  −21    21
16 Katham FC               25    4   8  13    12   23  −11    20

Championship:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC Conton                 25   15   4   6    31   23   +8    49
 2 North Chamberley          25   13   9   3    45   27  +18    48
 3 Dodle FC                  25   11   6   8    26   18   +8    39
 4 Marbury FC                25    9  10   6    20   16   +4    37
 5 Whitepool AFC             25    9   9   7    24   19   +5    36
 6 Western Avondale          25    9   7   9    27   25   +2    34
 7 Emacuton United           25    9   7   9    16   18   −2    34
 8 AFC Droves                25    9   5  11    22   22    0    32
 9 Dunkirk FC                25    9   5  11    36   44   −8    32
10 Emacuton FC               25    9   5  11    26   21   +5    32
11 Southern Beaches          25    9   5  11    25   36  −11    32
12 Freeman Province          25    8   8   9    28   27   +1    32
13 FC Freeport               25    7   9   9    28   27   +1    30
14 Freeman City              25    7   9   9    36   37   −1    30
15 Southern Avondale FC      25    3  14   8    26   33   −7    23
16 Western FC                25    4   8  13    34   57  −23    20

Dunkirk Athletic's fine run of form has finally ended, dropping from first to fifth in the space of the last five matchdays. It was appropriately wrapped up with a shocking 6-0 loss away against Kirkham City, who have taken over first place and are sitting pretty on 46 points, three points ahead of Kirkham Appliances, their nearest rivals. Capital FC is in third as their weapon lineup continues to mould together, giving them an outside chance at winning the Premiership. Fourth and fifth are taken up by Avondale Beach SC and Dunkirk Athletic, two sides who could produce a shocker and win the thing, but that's looking very unlikely. One thing is for sure, and that is that we'll have a new winner of the Premiership. While it's still technically possible for Pesfield Trees FC, it would take a miracle and a half for them even to make the top five. Avondale City FC has started to reignite their campaign and are now six points away from Mid-Capital in 15th, while Kirkham Furniture is only in the lead over them on head-to-head.

FC Conton and North Chamberley have now all but secured their positions in the next Premiership,with North Chamberley in second nine points above Dodle FC in third. Conton are on 49 points as they seem to be getting better and better. Four sides - Emacuton FC, AFC Droves, Dunkirk FC and Southern Beaches - are on 32 points with the exact same win-loss record, that being 9-5-11 as they take up positions 8-11 on the Championship table. Strange things happen. The table itself, however, isn't looking all that surprising as the season draws to an end. It can even be said for boring as we effectively know our two qualifiers from the Premiership. The question is: Who will come third and participate in the Liga B Trophy in a few months time?

Top Scorers:
1. AC Vent - Kirkham City - 15
2. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 14
3. Al Torgan - Capital FC - 13
4. Spork - Kirkham City  -11
- Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 11
- Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 11
- Penelope Battle - Chamberley City  - 11

Best Youth Players:
1. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
2. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC
3. Raphael Brown - Capital FC
4. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC
5. Thomas White - Halpenley City FC

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Al Torgan - Capital FC (Kohnhead)
2. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
3. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
4. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)
5. Loraine Proudfoot - Cleorough FC (Kita-Hinode)

Cup Third Place Playoff:

Kirkham Appliances 1–0 Pesfield Trees FC

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League Roundup:

Premiership:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 Capital FC              30   14  10   6    41   29  +12    52
 2 Kirkham City            30   13  11   6    46   26  +20    50
 3 Pesfield Trees FC       30   13   8   9    36   31   +5    47
 4 Kirkham Appliances      30   13   7  10    25   19   +6    46
 5 Avondale Beach SC       30   13   7  10    36   35   +1    46
 6 Chamberley City         30   11  11   8    37   26  +11    44
 7 Dunkirk Athletic        30   12   7  11    32   35   −3    43
 8 Halpenley City FC       30   12   7  11    19   19    0    43
 9 Betham FC               30   10  12   8    43   39   +4    42
10 Kirkham Suburbs         30   11   7  12    32   42  −10    40
11 Cleorough FC            30   11   7  12    22   29   −7    40
12 Kirkham Sentients       30   10   9  11    31   31    0    39
13 Avondale City FC        30    8  11  11    30   27   +3    35
14 Mid-Capital             30    8   7  15    28   48  −20    31
15 Katham FC               30    7   9  14    16   25   −9    30
16 Kirkham Furniture       30    6   6  18    11   24  −13    24

Championship:

Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
 1 FC Conton                 30   18   5   7    35   26   +9    59
 2 North Chamberley          30   15   9   6    50   34  +16    54
 3 Dodle FC                  30   14   7   9    30   20  +10    49
 4 Emacuton United           30   12   9   9    19   18   +1    45
 5 Western Avondale          30   12   8  10    35   30   +5    44
 6 Whitepool AFC             30   11  11   8    29   21   +8    44
 7 Marbury FC                30   10  11   9    21   19   +2    41
 8 AFC Droves                30   11   7  12    28   25   +3    40
 9 Dunkirk FC                30   11   7  12    42   49   −7    40
10 Freeman City              30    9  10  11    43   44   −1    37
11 Southern Beaches          30   10   6  14    32   47  −15    36
12 Freeman Province          30    9   9  12    31   32   −1    36
13 FC Freeport               30    9   9  12    33   32   +1    36
14 Emacuton FC               30   10   5  15    29   27   +2    35
15 Southern Avondale FC      30    5  14  11    32   40   −8    29
16 Western FC                30    5  11  14    38   63  −25    26

And there we go! Comeback kings Capital FC, led by brilliant performances from Kohnhead's Al Torgan, Murphtannia's Coalan O'Reilly and out very own Raphael Brown, have finished first in the Premiership and have progressed to the IFCF Champions League and the CEdC. Kirkham City, Pesfield Trees FC and Kirkham Appliances are all going to the IFCF Challengers Trophy after finishing places 2-4. Avondale Beach SC, Chamberley City and the weary Dunkirk Athletic finished 5th to 7th, with their campaigns all deemed a success. Kirkham Furniture, however, are all but happy. They finished bottom of the table and will be playing in the Championship next season, along with Katham FC. Not great for them.

FC Conton and North Chamberley have expectedly moved up to the Premiership after good performances throughout the season, while Dodle FC is playing in the LBCT with those two sides. Emacuton FC has flunked into 14th as they look to redeem themselves next time. See you until then!

Top Scorers:
1. AC Vent - Kirkham City - 18
2. Al Torgan - Capital FC - 17
3. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic - 15
4. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 14
5. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC - 13
- Penelope Battle - Chamberley City - 13
- Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC - 13

Best Youth Players:
1. Raphael Brown - Capital FC
2. Harrison Gilchrist - Dunkirk Athletic
3. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC
4. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC
5. Twater Harring - Avondale Beach SC

Best Foreign Internationals:
1. Al Torgan - Capital FC (Kohnhead)
2. Coalan O'Reilly - Capital FC (Murphtannia)
3. Luke Oniarise - Pesfield Trees FC (Tikariot)
4. Torsten Eikholm - Betham FC (Ko-oren)
5. Christopher Stowell - Pesfield Trees FC (Flavovespia)

Player of the Season: Al Torgan (Capital FC)

Cup Final:

Kirkham Furniture 3–1 Betham FC

Headlines:
Furniture win Cup despite relegation to Championship

IFCF Stuff:

IFCF Champions League: Capital FC
IFCF Challengers Trophy: Kirkahm City, Pesfield Trees FC, Kirkham Appliances
Liga B Challenge Trophy: FC Conton, North Chamberley, Dodle FC
Cup Winners' Cup: Kirkham Furniture

[Sylestone]

Unfortunately there won’t be much RP from me this tournament; this preview and another couple of posts with all of the results and RP on it. Apologies for the inconvenience, it’s the best I could do.

Here we are - the fourth season of the Sylestone Football League! The first three seasons were won by Kirkham Appliances, Pesfield Trees and Capital FC respectively; will one of these guys take it out again or will there be a new champion crowned? Last season certainly was an interesting one, with Kirkham Furniture winning the Cup despite being one of two sides relegated, alongside Katham FC. FC Conton and North Chamberley re-established themselves in the Premiership for the first time since the first season and the question for them will be whether they can keep their status as one of the better sixteen club sides in Sylestone.
With even more internationals in the sides this year, it surely will be the best season yet! But the big question remains. Who will win it?

PREMIERSHIP

Dunkirk Athletic

Last Season: 7th
Predicted Finish: 14th
About: Dunkirk Athletic are Sylestone’s surprise packets after being at number one for most of last season’s premiership only to drop to seventh when the crunch came. This season, though, they aren’t predicted to do as well after losing star striker Harrison Gilchrist to Alexandria City in Xanneria. They remain with a side made purely of Sylestoneans, the only team in the league to have such.
Roster:

First Team:
James Mattison - Age 30 - GK
Josh Pearson - Age 21 - LB
Marina Potter - Age 33 - LCB
Fiona Edwards - Age 22 - RCB
Jayden Clark - Age 20 - RB
Jamieson Wilson - Age 24 - LM
Cameron Harris - Age 29 - LCM
Trinity Colburt-Veil - Age 26 - RCM
Kim Kearnes - Age 18 - RM
Tristan Fullers - Age 30 - CF
Malcolm Bilby - Age 25 - CF

Bench:
Alyssa Sylvester - Age 26 - GK
Thomas Davis - Age 21 - LB/RB
Hamish Malcolm - Age 23 - CB
Felicity Williams - Age 31 - LM/RM
Jeremy Long - Age 28 - CM
Dominic Crane - Age 29 - CF
Karen Crowley - Age 24 - CF

Staff:
Luke Miller - Age 46 - Coach
Marietta Stevenson - Age 41 - Manager

Pesfield Trees FC

Last Season: 3rd
Predicted Finish: 5th
About: Season Two’s winners, Pesfield Trees are coming off another good performance last year where they finished third, only five points behind Capital FC in first place. This season, they have signed Jimmy James, a young Kalactinian goalkeeper and Haline Knezevic, a centre midfielder from the Squornshelan Remnant States. However, they lost key defender Christopher Stowell to his homeland Flavovespia, which leaves a big gaping hole there. Can they pull off some more heroics and see the club to their second-ever title?
Roster:

First Team:
Jimmy James - Age 21 - GK (Northwest Kalactin)
Elliot West - Age 21 - LB
Joseph Tasserton - Age 26 - LCB
Liney Vano - Age 24 - RCB
Gavin Reid - Age 31 - RB
Anna Henling - Age 23 - LM
Haline Knezevic - Age 27 - CM (Squornshelan Remnant States)
Katie Yearmon - Age 30 - RM
Luke Oniarise - Age 32 - LW (Tikariot)
Valentine Cocher - Age 27 - RW
Verity Meadows - Age 28 - CF

Bench:
Zachary Ossowski - Age 29 - GK
Eleanor Rose - Age 20 - LB/RB
Mitchell Lynn - Age 18 - CB
Nathan Steyn - Age 33 - LM/RM
Daniel Du Plessis - Age 24 - CM
Ryan Eastern - Age 22 - LW/RW
Austin Powell - Age 30 - CF

Staff:
Calvin Johnson - Age 71 - Coach
Gordon Henry - Age 56 - Manager

Kirkham Appliances

Last Season: 4th
Predicted Finish: 3rd
About: Arguably the best of the five Sentient-only sides, the Kirkham Appliances are made up of Appliances from around the city of Kirkham in the southeast of Sylestone. In the inaugural edition, the Appliances took home the title but haven’t been able to win it again since. One of the more defensive sides in the league, they play a 5-4-1 formation with some of the best defenders in the entire league. One of the favourites to take the title home.
Roster:

First Team:
Oven - GK
Television - LB
Ironing Board - LCB
Microwave - CB
Egg Timer - RCB
Boiler - RB
Alarm clock - LM
Air Conditioner - LCM
Coffee Maker - RCM
Telephone - RM
Heater - CF

Bench:
Freezer - GK
Water Heater - DF
Air Conditioner - MF
Water Cooler - FW

Staff:
Blackboard - Coach
Loudspeaker - Manager

Kirkham Sentients

Last Season: 12th
Predicted Finish: 6th
About: A poor season last year will probably be a one-off for them, as they will look to push a lot closer to the title this season. They are quite a good up-and-coming side, with the traditional 4-3-3 formation and a youthful squad mixed with experience. They will be a great side to watch if they can perform to the best of their abilities.
Roster:

First Team:
Saucepan - GK
Blender - LB
Frying Pan - LCB
Sewing Machine - RCB
Drawer - RB
Colander - LM
Container - CM
Speakers - RM
Scissors - LW
Kettle - RW
Tumble Dryer - CF

Bench:
Fruit Bowl - GK
Greenhouse - DF
Paperclip - MF
Coffee Cup - FW

Staff:
Pillow - Coach
Puzzle Board - Manager

Capital FC

Last Season: 1st
Predicted Finish: 1st
About: Last season’s winners, Capital FC have brought many overseas players towards them in the recent years to try and make them the best club in Sylestone. This year they lost key centre-midfielder Raphael Brown to Nephara, but we still predict that they will control this season. They will probably go back-to-back, although other clubs may push them close.
Roster:

First Team:
Reinhard Meixner - Age 36 - GK (Nephara)
Jessie Bowen - Age 29 - LB (Blaneu)
Mitchell Stevenson - Age 22 - LCB
James Heagney - Age 25 - RCB
Jason Finnigan - Age 23 - RB
Caydeb Holmes - Age 20 - LM
Al Torgan - Age 30 - LCM (Kohnhead)
Jason Williams - Age 23 - RCM
Jeremy Smith - Age 24 - RM
Oscar Umbridge - Age 21 - LCF
Callum Alexander - Age 32 - RCF

Bench:
Callum Holmes - Age 21 - GK
Harriet Zezoni - Age 19 - LB/RB
Mary Levy - Age 20 - CB
Josie Inibus - Age 27 - LM/RM
Max Paterson - Age 22 - CM
Brianna Herzog - Age 26 - LCF
Ethan Everest - Age 25 - RCF

Staff:
Jonah Twartan - Age 39 - Coach
Brian Murphy - Age 45 - Manager

Kirkham Suburbs

Last Season: 10th
Predicted Finish: 8th
About: Probably the second weakest of the Kirkham sides, Kirkham Suburbs are a side with much potential but haven’t really been able to find that winning combination. They will be resilient once again this season, but we predict that success will elude them once again.
Roster:

First Team:
Table - GK
Park Bench - LB
Hand Sanitiser - CB
Roof Tiles - RB
Fork - LM
Fridge - LCM
Knife - RCM
Garlic Crusher - RM
Scaffolding - LW
Spoon - RW
Mirror - CF

Bench:
Chopping Board - GK
Antennae - DF
Sunscreen - MF
Sunglasses Case - FW

Staff:
Breadboard - Coach
Garbage Bin - Manager

Kirkham City

Last Season: 2nd
Predicted Finish: 4th
About: Last season’s runners-ups, Kirkham City showed some serious signs of their capabilities but were unable to take away the cake. A strong showing against Dunkirk Athletic where they won 6-1 really showed the nation what they were capable of, but the loss of the AC Vent might dash their hopes again this season. Can they do it?
Roster:

First Team:
Aluminium Foil - GK
Pot - LB
Sieve - LCB
Baby Wipes - RCB
Cushion - RB
Kitchen Sink - LM
Mosaic - LCM
Water Bottle - RCM
Picture - RM
Milk Carton - LCF
Spork - RCF

Bench:
Headphones - GK
Pestle and Mortar - DF
Tea Towel - MF
Shopping Bag - FW

Staff:
Oven Mits - Coach
Light Bulb - Manager

Mid-Capital

Last Season: 14th
Predicted Finish: 13th
About: Mid-Capital are a side who looked like being relegated for the majority of last season before they managed to push forwards and gain fourteenth place. This season, they managed to gain a player - Thike Saleh from Sharktail who will undoubtedly help them in goals this season. They will back themselves to finish in the top ten, but they should be comfortably out of the relegation zone.
Roster:

First Team:
Thike Saleh - Age 24 - GK (Sharktail)
Vic Richardson - Age 22 - LB
Grace Larkham - Age 25 - CB
Isabel Aberdeen - Age 26 - RB
Frankie Marmoxime - Age 24 - LM (Kita-Hinode)
Lucas Baker - Age 20 - CM (Ethane)
Austin Miller - Age 22 - RM
Yuri Nowak - Age 23 - LW (Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom)
Poppy Piers - Age 30 - LCF
Mukkhali Ratnasingham - Age 20 - RCF
Abigail McNair - Age 23 - RW

Bench:
Joseph Watkins - Age 32 - GK
Cassandra Anderson - Age 28 - LB/RB
Andrew McDonald - Age 31 - CB
Jamie Wells - Age 17 - LM/RM
Riley Parry - Age 25 - CM
Jamie Hughes - Age 16 - LW/RW
Virat Patel - Age 28 - CF

Staff:
Hope Charlton - Age 53 - Coach
Manny Weasel - Age 35 - Manager

Betham FC

Last Season: 9th
Predicted Finish: 7th
About: A promising side who always seems to end up around mid-table, Betham FC are known for having a very offense-oriented side that will always score goals. They have kept the same young forward line that is bound to bring them some success, as well as confirming Mathias Swift from Tikariot to come in in the midfield. If they can work out best XI, then they will be a force this season, hands down.
Roster:

First Team:
Verity Cavendish - Age 23 - GK
Torsten Eikholm - Age 24 - LB (Ko-oren)
Homer Lovegood - Age 31 - CB
Frank Butler - Age 30 - RB
Amelia Stanton - Age 19 - LM
Keith Fletcher - Age 26 - CM
Mathias Swift - Age 32 - RM (Tikariot)
Lucas Drover - Age 29 - LW
Cameron Keyes - Age 21 - LCF
Rose Fleetwood - Age 21 - RCF
Max MacIntosh - Age 22 - RW

Bench:
Madison Mitchell - Age 23 - GK
Angus Hill - Age 28 - LB/RB
Aidan Poole - Age 21 - CB
Ben Lloyd - Age 23 - LM/RM
Levy Kirk - Age 25 - CM
Daniel Foreman - Age 27 - LW/RW
Kieran Satis - Age 20 - CF

Staff:
Arjun Kohli - Age 46 - Coach
Zoe Sanders - Age 35 - Manager

Halpenley City FC

Last Season: 8th
Predicted Finish: 11th
About: Another surprise packet from last season, Halpenley City FC are looking to improve on the 8th that they got last season with an even better one. However, goalkeeper Sean Halliday has been transferred to Hebitaka, but they have gained Syong-ya Hwang from TJUN-ia and Janet Light from Chromatika to help make up for that. While they aren’t expected to only concede nineteen goals again, they will still be defensive-oriented, which should make things very interesting indeed.
Roster:

First Team:
Charlie Barrett - Age 21 - GK
Thomas White - Age 23 - LB
Brett Fraser - Age 26 - LCB
Syong-ya Hwang - Age 21 - CB (TJUN-ia)
Aaron Watson - Age 24 - RCB
Luke Mitchell - Age 28 - RB
Marcus Brongue - Age 30 - LM
Violet Bolton - Age 27 - CM
Kate Fullers - Age 19 - RM
Travis Scott - Age 29 - LCF
Janet Light - Age 28 - RCF (Chromatika)

Bench:
Matthew Hope - Age 22 - GK
Maybury Charleston - Age 22 - LB/RB
Brian Parks - Age 43 - CB
Warren Black - Age 35 - LM/RM
Rosalie Maltby - Age 36 - CM
Gareth De Rosa - Age 29 - LCF
Steven Saw - Age 33 - RCF

Staff:
Nathan Flower - Coach - Age 47
Nicole May - Manager - Age 71

Avondale City FC

Last Season: 13th
Predicted Finish: 2nd
Following a season where this celebrated side nearly got relegated due to who-knows-what, Avondale City have put a lot of money into buying new, foreign players. They have gained Andrew Dalton from Ethane, Hildred Reber from Chromatika and biggest of all, Sloane Walsh from Nephara. Talk about a strong side. But then again, we said the same thing about them last season. And then they nearly got themselves relegated.
Roster:

First Team:
Hildred Reber - Age 28 - GK
Hugo Mornington - Age 19 - LB
Gillian Lang - Age 23 - LCB
Sunil Damasekara - Age 22 - RCB
Jack Townsend - Age 24 - RB
Aseela Hume - Age 21 - LM (Eastfield Lodge)
Hallar Tatyova - Age 29 - RM (Squornshelan Remnant States)
Andrew Dalton - Age 23 - CAM (Ethane)
Emily Hawk - Age 32 - CAM
Sloane Walsh - Age 28 - LCF (Nephara)
Wanar-Sevet Opu - Age 25 - RCF (Qusmo)

Bench:
James Whitaker - Age 28 - GK
Brynn Gibson - Age 21 - LB/RB
Olivia Nambucca - Age 20 - CB
Adam Nan - Age 30 - MF
Kyle Miller - Age 24 - CAM
Howard Nevill - Age 31 - LCF
Cooper Hill - Age 23 - RCF

Staff:
Gordon Ratters - Age 57 - Coach
John Lawson - Age 45 - Manager

Cleorough FC

Last Season: 11th
Predicted Finish: 12th
About: Being Cleorough’s only decent side, you would expect Cleorough FC to be a very good team. However, they seem to have struggled to gel together and have finished much lower than expected for the third year running. Can they break it this season?
Roster:

First Team:
Benjamin Chapman - Age 25 - GK
Lucy Mills - Age 24 - LB
Zenon-Tylyr Pan - Age 25 - LCB (Qusmo)
Sophia Pearson - Age 22 - RCB
Lucas Jabberee - Age 27 - RB
Zelda Katharin - Age 24 - LM (Kita-Hinode)
Ludwig Plessner - Age 34 - CM (Siovanija and Teusland)
Abigail Jones - Age 19 - RM
Barbara Kittens - Age 24 - LW (Kita-Hinode)
Brianna Hancock - Age 21 - RW
Tyler Mirth - Age 30 - CF

Bench:
Jason Elliott - Age 32 - GK
Antonio Jordan - Age 17 - LB/RB
Adrian Ferguson - Age 27 - CB
Fergus Bell - Age 35 - LM/RM
Hayley Mack - Age 34 - CM
Joel Pearson - Age 22 - LW/RW
Ryan Mitchell - Age 23 - CF

Staff:
Erin Bradman - Age 37 - Coach
Douglas Gill - Age 43 - Manager

Avondale Beach SC

Last Season: 5th
Predicted Finish: 10th
About: After being promoted from the Championship at the end of season two, Avondale Beach SC had a great run, finishing fifth against all odds. They are predicted to do well again this year, but falter at the latter stages and finish tenth. In terms of transfers, they lost Vdaran goalkeeper Zaharias Frangoglou, but gained centre-midfielder Nigel Humphries from Flavovespia.
Roster:

First Team:
Michayla Paxton - Age 22 - GK
Julyan Riptide - Age 24 - LB (Kita-Hinode)
Steve Shephard - Age 29 - LCB
Isabella Wickham - Age 30 - RCB
Sophie Randall - Age 24 - RB
Twater Harring - Age 21 - LM
Nigel Humphries - Age 32 - CM (Flavovespia)
Marvin Harland - Age 24 - RM
Ajark-Intov Fox - Age 32 - LW (Qusmo)
Savannah Edwards - Age 31 - RW
Alyssa Hightower - Age 23 - CF

Bench:
Euan Ryan - Age 26 - GK
Hervey Bennington - Age 27 - LB/RB
Melissa Morris - Age 21 - CB
Toby Mackey - Age 18 - LM/RM
Denice Bernard - Age 34 - CM
Jess Hale - Age 25 - LW/RW
Cassidy Dwyer - Age 20 - CF

Staff:
Wallis Padmore - Age 69 - Coach
Norman Selby - Age 62 - Manager

Chamberley City

Last Season: 6th
Predicted Finish: 7th
About: After going under the radar in the first two seasons, the introduction of manager Heldir Zaman from the Squornshelan Remnant States has made Chamberley City a force in the making. After finishing sixth last season, they will be looking to build on that and go for top five. With Tillie Ex and Phille Mith from Chromatika and the Great White Shark from Chromatika joining the squad for Season Four, anything is possible.
Roster:

First Team:
Brigham Love - Age 29 - GK
Lyla Holmes - Age 29 - LB
Jack Hainsworth - Age 27 - LCB
Fred Lowery - Age 31 - CB
John Hedley - Age 22 - RCB
Corey Grant - Age 20 - RB
Penelope Battle - Age 27 - LM
Stephanie Georges - Age 31 - RM
Tillie Ex - Age 23 - LW (Chromatika)
Phille Mith - Age 23 - RW (Chromatika)
Great White Shark - CF (Quemorr Isles)

Bench:
Sarina Stone - Age 24 - GK
Fleurette Sainsbury - Age 31 - LB
Jaxon Hill - Age 32 - CB
Oakley Adamson - Age 22 - RB
Midge Nash - Age 27 - MF
Kaiden Courtney - Age 25 - LW/RW
Mayson Joyner - Age 29 - CF

Staff:
Adele Christopher - Age 40 - Coach
Heldir Zaman - Age 56 - Manager

FC Conton

Last Season: 1st (Championship)
Predicted Finish: 15th
About: After being relegated in season one, FC Conton managed to smash their way back into the Premiership in season three, finishing first. They will be looking to stay up in the Premiership this season and with Talea Myrakis and Andrade Ñunezo being overseas transfers coming in for the season, who knows?
Roster:

First Team:
Jo Collins - Age 31 - GK
Andrade Ñunezo - Age 20 - LB (TJUN-ia)
Hayden Cook - Age 26 - LCB
Sam Atkinson - Age 34 - RCB
Talea Myrakis - Age 27 - RB
James Turner - Age 29 - LCM
Lee Bennett - Age 29 - RCM
Harold Laxton - Age 26 - CAM
Jordan Hopkins - Age 32 - LW
Steve Walker - Age 22 - RW
Busby Mottershead - Age 30 - CF

Bench:
Bryce Cole - Age 24 - GK
Jesse Rose - Age 16 - LB/RB
Judy Murray - Age 33 - CB
Elliot Watson - Age 19 - MF
Ashlea Young - Age 19 - CAM
Blair Clark - Age 25 - LW/RW
Scott Harper - Age 27 - CF

Staff:
Alex King - Age 48 - Coach
Tyler Kelly - Age 67 - Manager

North Chamberley

Last Season: 2nd (Championship)
Predicted Finish: 16th
About:
Yes, I know, I know. We’re not supposed to say that the two newly-promoted sides are probably going to get relegated again at the end of the season. But we just don’t think that they’re going to be able to hold their weight against these strong Premiership sides. Nevertheless, they both stand a chance, with North Chamberley’s side being purely made up of Sylestoneans alongside Xannerian brothers Jason and Tim Boston? Can they cause some upsets?
Roster:

First Team:
Jonah Hickson - Age 26 - GK
Jayden Berry - Age 29 - LB
Conor Spencer - Age 30 - LCB
Elijah Richardson - Age 24 - RCB
Casey Reid - Age 33 - RB
Quinn Reynolds - Age 27 - LM
Blake Griffiths - Age 34 - CM
Aubrey Hudson - Age 29 - RM
Tim Boston - Age 30 - LW (Xanneria)
Jason Boston - Age 21 - RW (Xanneria)
Joe Hughes - Age 31 - CF

Bench:
Kai Fletcher - Age 28 - GK
Billy MacDonald - Age 28 - LB/RB
Edward Miller - Age 19 - CB
Logan Walsh - Age 20 - LM/RM
Leslie Black - Age 21 - CM
Otto Murphy - Age 22 - LW/RW
Kris Russell - Age 25 - CF

Staff:
Chris Wilson - Age 42 - Coach
Danni Armstrong - Age 46 - Manager

[Sylestone]

SFA Cup

First Round

Cleorough FC 2-1 Western FC (2-1 agg)
Western FC 0-2 Cleorough FC (1-4 agg)
Cleorough FC progress

Mid-Capital 1-2 Avondale City FC (1-2 agg)
Avondale City FC 3-1 Mid-Capital (5-2 agg)
Avondale City FC progress

Marbury FC 1-0 FC Freeport (1-0 agg)
FC Freeport 0-0 Marbury FC (0-1 agg)
Marbury FC progress

FC Conton 0-2 Emacuton FC (0-2 agg)
Emacuton FC 1-1 FC Conton (3-1 agg)
Emacuton FC progress

Dunkirk FC 0-2 Katham FC (0-2 agg)
Katham FC 1-1 Dunkirk FC (3-1 agg)
Katham FC progress

Emacuton United 0-2 Chamberley City (0-2 agg)
Chamberley City 4-0 Emacuton United (6-0 agg)
Chamberley City progress

Freeman City 1-0 Southern Avondale FC (1-0 agg)
Southern Avondale FC 1-1 Freeman City (1-2 agg)
Freeman City progress

North Chamberley 0-1 Freeman Province (0-1 agg)
Freeman Province 0-3 North Chamberley (1-3 agg)
North Chamberley progress

Betham FC 4-0 Western Avondale (4-0 agg)
Western Avondale 1-1 Betham FC (1-5 agg)
Betham FC progress

AFC Droves 0-0 Kirkham Furniture (0-0 agg)
Kirkham Furniture 1-0 AFC Droves (1-0 agg)
Kirkham Furniture progress

Kirkham City 2-1 Southern Beaches (2-1 agg)
Southern Beaches 0-1 Kirkham City (1-3 agg)
Kirkham City progress

Dodle FC 0-1 Capital FC (0-1 agg)
Capital FC 1-0 Dodle FC (2-0 agg)
Capital FC progress

Whitepool AFC 0-0 Halpenley City FC (0-0 agg)
Halpenley City FC 1-1 Whitepool AFC (1-1 agg) (Whitepool AFC wins on away goals rule)
Whitepool AFC progress

Kirkham Sentients 1-1 Pesfield Trees FC (1-1 agg)
Pesfield Trees FC 3-1 Kirkham Sentients (4-2 agg)
Pesfield Trees FC progress

Dunkirk Athletic 1-1 Kirkham Appliances (1-1 agg)
Kirkham Appliances 1-1 Dunkirk Athletic (1-1 AET, 2-2 agg, 4-3 PKs)
Kirkham Appliances progress

Kirkham Suburbs 1-1 Avondale Beach SC (1-1 agg)
Avondale Beach SC 0-0 Kirkham Suburbs (1-1 agg) (Avondale Beach SC wins on away goals rule)
Avondale Beach SC progress

Second Round

Cleorough FC 1-2 Avondale City FC (1-2 agg)
Avondale City FC 5-0 Cleorough FC (7-1 agg)
Avondale City FC progress

Marbury FC 1-2 Emacuton FC (1-2 agg)
Emacuton FC 0-2 Marbury FC (2-3 agg)
Marbury FC progress

Katham FC 1-0 Chamberley City (1-0 agg)
Chamberley City 0-1 Katham FC (0-2 agg)
Katham FC progress

Freeman City 1-0 North Chamberley (1-0 agg)
North Chamberley 5-2 Freeman City (5-3 agg)
North Chamberley progress

Betham FC 3-0 Kirkham Furniture (3-0 agg)
Kirkham Furniture 1-3 Betham FC (1-6 agg)
Betham FC progress

Kirkham City 1-3 Capital FC (1-3 agg)
Capital FC 5-2 Kirkham City (8-3 agg)
Capital FC progress

Whitepool AFC 2-2 Pesfield Trees FC (2-2 agg)
Pesfield Trees FC 4-0 Whitepool AFC (6-2 agg)
Pesfield Trees FC progress

Kirkham Appliances 1-1 Avondale Beach SC (1-1 agg)
Avondale Beach SC 0-3 Kirkham Appliances (1-4 agg)
Kirkham Appliances progress

Quarter Finals

Avondale City FC 1-0 Marbury FC (1-0 agg)
Marbury FC 0-1 Avondale City FC (0-2 agg)
Avondale City FC progress

Katham FC 1-0 North Chamberley (1-0 agg)
North Chamberley 0-1 Katham FC (0-2 agg)
Katham FC progress

Betham FC 1-0 Capital FC (1-0 agg)
Capital FC 2-1 Betham FC (5-1 AET, 5-2 agg)
Capital FC progress

Pesfield Trees FC 0-0 Kirkham Appliances (0-0 agg)
Kirkham Appliances 0-0 Pesfield Trees FC (1-0 AET, 1-0 agg)
Kirkham Appliances progress

Semi Finals

Avondale City FC 0-1 Katham FC (0-1 agg)
Katham FC 0-0 Avondale City FC (1-0 agg)
Katham FC progress

Capital FC 0-1 Kirkham Appliances (0-1 agg)
Kirkham Appliances 2-1 Capital FC (3-1 agg)
Kirkham Appliances progress

Final

Katham FC 0-1 Kirkham Appliances (0-1 agg)
Kirkham Appliances 0-1 Katham FC (1-1 AET, 2-1 agg)
Kirkham Appliances win the SFA Cup

First Round

Cleorough and Western FC were the first two sides to kick off the season, with Hinodejin Barbara Kittens showing her class in the first ten minutes with a banger from outside the penalty box. Although Western FC did show some promising signs, they were ultimately not good enough for Cleorough, who downed them 2-1. In the return leg at Chamberley, Cleorough also proved too good as two goals to Siovanija and Teusland transfer Ludwig Plessner gained his side a spot in the second round.
Over in the Capital Province, Avondale City and Mid-Capital fought out two close legs, but with the capital’s main side prevailing in both. Although Mid-Capital’s side did show some promising signs at times, they weren’t good enough for Avondale City, who were powered by Nepharan Sloane Walsh’s hat-trick in the home leg, much to the home fans’ thrill. Sunil Damasekara and Emily Hawk scored both goals in the first leg, while Mid-Capital winger Abigail McNair scored a goal in each match.
The third-listed round between Marbury FC and FC Freeport, two second division sides, was quite uneventful, with Marbury scoring the only goal in their home leg as they progressed into the second round.
The first surprise of the season came when Emacuton FC upset newly-promoted side FC Conton 2-0 in Conton, with both goals being scored from penalties. Despite Conton looking superior in the second leg, a late own goal from Sam Atkinson ensured Emacuton progressed into the second round of the competition.
Katham FC, newly relegated from the Premiership to the Championship, played Championship mid-table kings Dunkirk FC in the fifth-listed match in round one. Away from home in Dunkirk, they showed that they were still a class above the weaker Dunkirk side, of whom they beat 2-0. Although Dunkirk came back strong in the second leg and drew Katham 1-1, it wasn’t enough as Katham moved on to the next round. Little did they know that the goal they conceded there would be the only one until the final itself….
Chamberley City played against Emacuton United in their first round games and immediately showed their dominance away from home in Emacuton. Penelope Battle scored an early goal before Tillie Ex put Chamberley’s top side 2-0 up in the 63rd minute. In the second leg in the heart of Chamberley, the Great White Shark ran rampant, scoring two goals in the first half before leaving it to Battle and Chromatik Phille Meth to score two more goals in the second half winning the game 4-0 and 6-0 on aggregate.
Freeman City and Southern Avondale FC must have been jumping for joy when they drew each other in the first round of the SFA Cup. They are both regarded as two of the weakling sides in the Championship and both were determined to beat the other. The first round was a tense affair in the city of Freeman, which the home side won, much to the joy of the spectators. Although Southern Avondale deserved to win the second leg, an equaliser in injury time meant that Freeman City would progress to the second round.
In the eighth scheduled matchup of the first round, North Chamberley drew the lowly Freeman Province and nearly made a massive fuck-up of it. At home, the newly-promoted side were defeated 1-0 and were on the brink of losing to a side known for being bad. However, North Chamberley managed to fight back, with Xanneria’s Boston brothers and reserve winger Otto Murphy scoring one goal apiece in a 3-0 thumping to assure their side’s progression into the second round.
Western Avondale were a much mightier side three years ago when they were in the premiership. They have had a massive slump since then and it continued in their first leg matchup against Betham FC. Rose Fleetwood, Cameron Keyes, Max MacIntosh and Tikariotian Mathias Swift each scored a goal to ensure a 4-0 thrashing was on the cards. In the second leg, Betham seemed to be cruising to another victory when Homer Lovegood was caught off guard by a Western Avondale forward, equalising the result. It still made no difference to who progressed, although it was certainly a minor annoyance for the Betham side.
AFC Droves, known as being one of the better Championship sides, and Kirkham Furniture, newly relegated from the Premiership, fought out two good, close games, with Furniture prevailing at the last moment. The two sides played out a 0-0 draw in the first leg, then back in Kirkham, Spiderwebs assured their side a position in the second round with an 81st minute goal.
When Southern Beaches scheduled Kirkham City in their first round they must have known that they had no chance of progression. Nevertheless, they gave it their best shot, scoring an early goal in the first leg in Kirkham to put last season’s league runners-ups in a bit of strife. The Kitchen Sink and the Spork still managed to secure a goal apiece to ensure a victory, but the lowly-ranked Championship side had still put up a fight. A fight which continued into the second leg, with Kirkham only winning 1-0 and 3-1 on aggregate.
Capital FC, the reigning champions in the Premiership, drew Dodle FC, one of the better sides in the Championship. Both games were very close, but Capital FC prevailed in both of them by the scoreline of 1-0. Callum Alexander of Ethane and Al Torgan of Kohnhead each scored a goal over the two legs, with the latter backing up his form from last season early on in this one.
The thirteenth listed first round matchup produced another shock result, this time with the away goals rule coming into effect. Halpenley City FC and Whitepool AFC fought out a 0-0 draw in Whitepool, near Cleorough, before the next leg moved to Halpenley. In front of home crowds, Steven Saw scored the opening goal in the 67th minute, but three minutes later, Whitepool came back with their first goal, assuring the Championship side an upset ‘win’ over Halpenley City.
Kirkham Sentients and Pesfield Trees FC are both known for being heavyweights in the Cup and League respectively. They proved this in the very first leg, playing out a 1-1 draw with goals to the Frying Pan and Valentine Cocher. It’s pretty obvious which sides they belonged to. However, the draw was broken in the second leg due to two Luke Oniarise goals and one to Katie Yearmon as they helped their side to a 3-1 win and 4-2 on aggregate, assuring a second round berth against Whitepool AFC.
None of these matchups above really got the media talking. Yes, there were a couple of upsets, but there were no really close matches or anything. Up until the two legs between Dunkirk Athletic and Kirkham Appliances, that is. The first leg, in Dunkirk, was drawn 1-1. The second leg, in Kirkham, was also drawn 1-1. The Ironing Board and the Telephone scored goals for the Appliances, while Tristan Fullers made up for the absence of Harrison Gilchrist with two goals for Dunkirk Athletic. After extra time, the match was still deadlocked 1-1, meaning that the game would go to penalties. Five minutes later, when Karen Crowley missed for Dunkirk, Kirkham Appliances had secured a berth in the second round, winning 4-3.
The final matchup in the first round, between Avondale Beach and Kirkham Suburbs, was also a good one. The first leg was in Kirkham and drawn 1-1, thanks to an injury time goal from Flavovespian Nigel Humphries. Knowing that they only needed a 0-0 draw to progress, Avondale Beach put out a strong defensive line in an attempt to assure progression. Somehow, it worked, and Avondale Beach had progressed, against all the odds.

Second Round

The first games of the second round, between Cleorough FC and Avondale City FC, provided a thrill that set the tone for the season. The first game, scheduled for Carson Stadium in Cleorough, was a tense affair, with three goals being scored in the first half of the game. For Avondale City, Nepharan Sloane Walsh continued her good form with a 17th minute banger from near the corner post alongside a 40th minute penalty to Qusmi Wanar-Sevet Opu. For the home side, a goal in the 26th to Tyler Mirth equalised the scores for roughly fifteen minutes. The second half featured no goals, with Avondale City having a one-goal lead heading into the second leg. Unfortunately, injuries to Mirth and goalkeeper Benjamin Chapman meant Cleorough were without two of their star players heading into the Avondale game. This made it easy for Chromatik goalkeeper Hildred Reber, who saved everything and more for the home side. Two goals each to Andrew Dalton and Hallar Tatyova, alongside one to Sloane Walsh, helped Avondale City to a 5-0 thrashing to move into the quarterfinals.
Unfortunately the matchup between Marbury and Emacuton wasn’t such a big deal. Emacuton, somewhat surprisingly, won the first match away from home, but Marbury came back with a 2-0 beating, also away from home, to secure a place in the quarterfinals.
Katham FC also managed to secure a quarterfinal berth following two somewhat surprising 1-0 wins over a strong Chamberley City side. Clemency Wright and Isaac Bird performed exceptionally in defence, making Damming Malmurchi’s job in goals very easy. Jesse Hansen from Ethane scored both goals, one in each leg, as Katham became the second Championship side to secure a spot in the quarterfinals.
Freeman City continued to provide shocking results, this time defeating North Chamberley 1-0 in their home leg of the second round. However, North Chamberley, like they were against Freeman Province, weren’t fazed as a Jason Boston hattrick led the newly-promoted side to a 5-2 thumping and securing a spot in the third round.
The fifth scheduled game of the second round looked to be a banger, with reigning cup champions Kirkham Furniture taking on Betham FC. If the Kirkham side felt as though they were in with a chance, they were sorely mistaken, as Rose Fleetwood vanquished all of their hopes with two goals inside the first twenty minutes. Ben Lloyd scored a third goal in the 81st minute, leaving Kirkham Furniture with an almost unsurpassable task in the second leg. Betham came out even stronger in that game, with a Cameron Keyes goal kicking off proceeding in the fourth minute before Lucas Drover and Amelia Stanton also scored first half goals to give Betham FC a 6-0 aggregate. Although the Computer scored a consolation goal in the 53rd minute, Betham were through to the quarterfinals in the easiest possible way.
The sixth listed matchup between Capital FC and Kirkham City also seemed to be another blockbuster, with both sides finishing as premiers and runners-up in the last season of the league. Once again, fans hoping for two close matches were disappointed. Al Torgan, Cayden Holmes and Oscar Umbridge each scored a goal in Capital FC’s 3-1 victory in Kirkham, with the Milk Carton scoring the only goal for Kirkham City. In the second leg, Kirkham City seemed to be on a roll. The Picture and the Kitchen Sink scored a goal apiece in the first twenty minutes of the match and with the aggregate now 3-3, Capital FC had to score. And they did. Five times. Brianna Herzog shot the first one in in the 41st minute before Al Torgan backed that up with two before the 70th minute. Jeremy Smith scored in the 73rd and Callum Alexander in the 76th. Once 2-0 down, now leading 5-2. Talk about a comeback.
Pesfield Trees FC, one of the best sides in the entire competition, took on Whitepool AFC in the second round. After the latter had defeated Halpenley City FC on the away goals rule, Pesfield had every right to act cautiously. And when Whitepool managed to scrape through for a 2-2 draw at home, all eyes were on them to see whether they could pull it off yet again. But like other sides, they choked in the second leg and lost 4-0, with two goals to Luke Oniarise, one to Verity Meadows and one to Haline Knezevic of the Squornshelan Remnant States. Whitepool’s run had ended and Pesfield were through to the quarterfinals.
The final second round matchup, between Avondale Beach SC and Kirkham Appliances was quite similar to the above one. In Kirkham, Nigel Humphries scored an early goal to put the upstarts up 1-0, but the Heater equalised in the 42nd minute, leaving the score deadlocked at half time. An uneventful second half saw yet another first leg draw. The second leg, however, was completely different. After The Jovannic’s Twater Harring made a mess of what should have been an easy goal in the 22nd minute, Kirkham Appliances never looked back. The Air Conditioner scored two goals, one just before half time and one in the 85th minute and the Boiler scored the other, this one in the 67th, securing the Appliances a spot in the quarterfinals. Again.

Quarter Finals

With only eight teams remaining, Avondale City FC played against plucky upstarts Marbury FC in the first listed matchup. Both sides decided to play a defensive game, doing their best not to let anything through. Still, Marbury’s defence wasn’t quite there when Aseela Hume broke through late in the game to secure a 1-0 victory. Marbury went into the second game with a more attacking mindset, but Avondale City FC managed to hold strong. They denied their Championship-dwelling opponents any goals before getting one back late in the game to secure a 2-0 aggregate and a place in the semis.
It seems like defence was the call of the day. Or rather, the week. Katham FC and North Chamberley are both known for being far too good for the Championship but not quite good enough for the Premiership and here was a vital opportunity for one of them to secure a spot in the SFA Cup semifinals. Katham opened the scoring early, much to the delight of the home crowd, before Ko-orenite Damming Malmurchi pulled of a spectacular array of saves in goals to keep that lead. Finally, one was let through, but an offside was ruled and against all of the odds, Katham had somehow secured a win against another local Chamberley side. It seemed all of the fire had gone out of the newly promoted North Chamberley side, struggling for rhythm as Katham managed another, much easier 1-0 victory to move into the semifinals and an outside shot at the trophy.
Betham FC and Capital FC, two sides who should be meeting in the semifinals at the very least, were faced with the tough task of facing each other in the quarterfinals. Both sides were in great form; Betham coming off a 6-1 aggregate trouncing of reigning SFA Cup Champions Kirkham Furniture and Capital FC progressing due to a 3-1 and a 5-2 smashing of Kirkham City. So with both sides in good form, who was going to win? Rose Fleetwood’s 55th minute goal ensured that Betham went 1-0 up after the first leg and had favourites Capital FC on the back foot. But two goals to Callum Alexander, who seemed to be just finding form before the start of the season, scored two goals to put Capital FC 2-0 up with only injury time left. But Max MacIntosh had other ideas, scoring a goal from near the halfway mark to equalise the scores. That’s when all hell broke loose, with last season’s Player of the Season Al Torgan scoring a quickfire hattrick to give Capital FC a 5-2 aggregate win and a position in the semifinals.
Compared to the excitement in the aforementioned game, the two between Pesfield Trees FC and Kirkham Appliances was dull indeed. Both were 0-0 draws, with both sides preferring defensive play over aggressive, and trying to wear the others down. For Kirkham Appliances, the tactic finally worked, scoring a goal in the 117th minute of the match to secure a spot in the semifinals. Finally, after 207 minutes of play alongside injury time, something had happened.

Semifinals

Katham FC had had a good run of it. They had made the semifinals, but it seemed like the end of it for them. There was no way they were ever going to get past a strong Avondale City side, a side that had defeated Cleorough FC 5-0 just two rounds ago. These factors meant that no one saw what was coming. The first half of the first leg, in Avondale, went past without much going on. The second half seemed to be much the same as a 0-0 draw seemed the most likely result. But out of the blue, Kerry Bennett of Katham broke past Sunil Damasekara in the defence line, leaving Hildred Reber one-on-one with her. Reber nearly got to the ball, too, but it was too quick and Katham had a lead in the 78th minute. A lead that would not be equalised. Avondale City kicked off the second leg and nearly scored in the very first minute, but Malmurchi was on top of his game. He stopped everything that came his way, no matter what. As the game wore on, Avondale City fans became more and more restless, waiting for something to happen. In the end, the game came down to the last moment. A penalty kick to Sloane Walsh. The Nepharan booted it with all her might, but like always, Malmurchi was good enough, knocking the ball over the crossbar. Katham had made the final.
The other games, between Kirkham Appliances and Capital FC, were still exciting, but nothing like the one above. In Avondale where Capital FC come from, Kirkham shot out of the blocks, with the Telephone scoring the opening goal in just the 11th minute of the match. It may have been only one goal, but Capital FC could not match it as the Appliances’ defence held steady, ensuring a 1-0 lead after the first leg. The second leg was much closer, with Jason Williams scoring a goal in the 37th minute of the match to equalise on aggregate. The lead remained until just after half-time, when the Heater scored two goals in quick succession to put the Appliances all but through to the final. Forty minutes later, they were through, after keeping Capital FC at bay and holding firm.

Final

Kirkham Appliances versus Katham FC. There can only be one winner. The Appliances are widely acknowledged as one of the best sides in the competition, if not the best. But Katham had not let a goal in since the first round and intended to keep it that way. They started off well, having a few good goes at goal, but none were anything special as the score remained 0-0. Kirkham warmed into their game, having decent opportunities in the 30th, 40th and 59th before finally opening the scoring in the 66th after a superb pass from the Telephone to the in-form Heater. It was an unassailable lead as Kirkham Appliances went 1-0 up in aggregate.
The second leg also featured a slow start as Katham sought to gain control of the game before performing an array of tricks to try and grab a goal. They became increasingly desperate, but Jesse Hansen of Ethane managed to finally break through in the 87th minute, scoring from a header to equalise in the aggregate. The game went to extra time as Kirkham went ahead on aggregate again, this time with the Water Cooler scoring the goal. And that was how it stayed. A 1-1 draw, but a 2-1 win to Kirkham all the same. They had done it.

[Sylestone]

Premiership

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kirkham City 30 17 5 8 51 33 +18 56
2 Capital FC 30 14 10 6 61 24 +37 52
3 Avondale City FC 30 14 8 8 61 43 +18 50
4 Pesfield Trees FC 30 14 6 10 49 51 −2 48
5 Chamberley City 30 14 4 12 46 55 −9 46
6 Kirkham Appliances 30 12 9 9 34 31 +3 45
7 Betham FC 30 12 8 10 51 43 +8 44
8 Halpenley City FC 30 11 10 9 21 15 +6 43
9 Mid-Capital 30 12 7 11 48 46 +2 43
10 North Chamberley 30 12 7 11 37 44 −7 43
11 Kirkham Sentients 30 11 8 11 41 45 −4 41
12 Avondale Beach SC 30 10 7 13 44 39 +5 37
13 Dunkirk Athletic 30 9 5 16 34 46 −12 32
14 Cleorough FC 30 8 7 15 39 48 −9 31
15 Kirkham Suburbs 30 6 11 13 37 61 −24 29
16 FC Conton 30 6 4 20 26 56 −30 22

Lime green indicates progression to the IFCF Champions League
Blue indicates progression to the IFCF Challengers Cup
Pink indicates progression to the IFCF Cup Winners Cup
League and Cup Champions progress to the CEdC

Matchday One

Kirkham Suburbs 0–0 Avondale Beach SC
Cleorough FC 2–2 Mid-Capital
Kirkham City 4–1 Chamberley City
Capital FC 0–1 Kirkham Appliances
North Chamberley 3–0 Betham FC
Dunkirk Athletic 2–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Halpenley City FC 1–1 FC Conton
Avondale City FC 4–1 Kirkham Sentients

Kirkham Suburbs and Avondale Beach SC kicked off the League season with an uneventful 0-0 draw that did not, in any way, give us any clue to what was in store for the next few matchdays. The score should’ve really been 1-0, but Twater Harring was just offside when he scored an apparent goal in the 44th minute. Both sides would have to be happy with a point apiece.
Cleorough FC and Mid-Capital also had to be happy with a draw, but at least it was an interesting one. In front of a home crowd, Brianna Hancock scored the first goal of the season with a curving shot from the edge of the penalty box, something that was greatly appreciated by the home crowd. Young Ethanian Lucas Baker shot back an equaliser for Mid-Capital five minutes later before Yuri Nowak of Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom put the away side up at half time. Just as the game closed out, though, Hancock got her second, this time from a header from a corner, drawing the game.
Kirkham City began their season in the way they finished off in the last one - with a solid thumping. The Water Bottle scored two quick goals within the first 25 minutes of the match before Tillie Ex of Chamberley City scored a goal to make the score 2-1 after 35 minutes. Corey Grant then nearly pulled off a wonderful save, sliding in to stop a certain goal, but the ball dribbled into the post and into the goal to put Kirkham City 3-1 up at half time. As full time began nearing, Kirkham went 4-1 up due to a goal to the Mosaic, beginning the season with a perfect start.
The fourth game was a blockbuster, between Capital FC and Kirkham Appliances. Both sides knew it too, playing extremely well. But like in the Cup, the Appliance side were just too good, with the Air Conditioner slamming a ball past Reinhard Meixner in goals to grab a hard-fought win.
When North Chamberley, newly promoted, took on Betham FC, no one thought twice about the winner. Betham would be too good, giving the Chamberley side a hard beating. Little did they know what was about to happen. Betham just didn’t turn up, not making use of the minimal opportunities they had as North Chamberley romped to a 3-0 win, tearing up the media while they were at it. Blake Griffiths scored the opening goal before Jason Boston scored two in the second half to begin the season with the best possible start.
Dunkirk Athletic also provided an upset on Matchday One, with Cameron Harris scoring a goal in each half to shock former champions Pesfield Trees FC. They had completely outclassed them and were showing signs of a similar season to the last one.
Halpenley City FC and FC Conton gave the league some reality, drawing 1-1 in an intense match in front of a full crowd. The rivalry between these two is quite serious, being two sides located in the Central, desert part of Sylestone. FC Conton were on top for much of the game, with Harold Laxton scoring their only goal and Violet Bolton Halpenley’s.
The final game of the matchday, between Avondale City FC and Kirkham Sentients, resulted in another thrashing. The Drawer scored the first goal, the only for the Sentient side, in the 17th minute of the match. Sloane Walsh equalised in the 41st minute before she scored two more goals to complete a hattrick in her very first league game in Sylestone. Hallar Tatyova scored the fourth goal as Avondale City went to equal top of the table.

Matchday Two

Avondale Beach SC 1–2 Kirkham Sentients
FC Conton 2–2 Avondale City FC
Pesfield Trees FC 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Betham FC 0–1 Dunkirk Athletic
Kirkham Appliances 3–1 North Chamberley
Chamberley City 2–0 Capital FC
Mid-Capital 2–1 Kirkham City
Kirkham Suburbs 0–3 Cleorough FC

Kirkham Sentients managed to make up for their 4-1 loss against Avondale City with a 2-1 win over Avondale Beach SC. The Kettle and Scissors scored both of the goals while Alyssa Hightower scored a consolation goal in injury time, the first of Avondale Beach’s season.
FC Conton managed to gain their second draw from two games in a shock result against Avondale City FC. The Avondale side scored two goals inside the first 60 minutes of the match, with both of them coming off Emily Hawk’s boot. However, Conton was not giving up yet. Busby Mottershead gave them some hope in the 63rd minute as he slotted in a goal from a clusterfuck in the penalty area. Talea Myrakis scored the second goal in the 84th off a corner and the match was drawn.
The third-listed MD2 matchup, between Pesfield Trees FC and Halpenley City, was another boring game, with both sides happy just to play out the draw right from the get go. Betham FC’s bad run of form continued, this time with a 1-0 loss to Dunkirk Athletic, at home. Trinity Colburt-Veil scored the only goal, giving the Dunkirk side two wins from two.
Kirkham Appliances also continued their strong start with a 3-1 win over North Chamberley, who were still riding high after their 3-0 win against Betham FC. The Alarm Clock scored a goal in the first half before the Heater chipped in with one just after the break. Quinn Reynolds was good enough to score a goal for North Chamberley, but it wasn’t enough as the Coffee Maker slotted a third past Kai Fletcher in goals to go 3-1 up.
Coming off a tense 1-0 loss to Kirkham Appliances, Capital FC were confronted with a strong Chamberley City side which they clearly had underestimated. The result? A 2-0 loss, with goals to Mayson Joyner and Phille Meth giving Capital FC a yet another terrible start to the season. They’ll come ‘round.
Mid-Capital also managed to pull off an upset victory, this one against Kirkham City. The Kitchen Sink scored early on before Mukkhali Ratnasingham equalised just minutes later from the Mid-Capital side. Thike Saleh of Sharktail produced a brilliant save in the second half, which led to Frankie Marmoxime taking advantage of the surprise of it all, giving Mid-Capital the lead, something the Sentient side couldn’t overcome.
The final match was another shock result. Cleorough FC completely outsmarted Kirkham Suburbs with some brilliant play. They began slowly, but three second half goals, two to 19-year-old Abigail Jones and a third to Joel Pearson gave Cleorough’s top side a 3-0 win.

Matchday Three

Cleorough FC 0–1 Avondale Beach SC
Kirkham City 1–1 Kirkham Suburbs
Capital FC 0–1 Mid-Capital
North Chamberley 4–2 Chamberley City
Dunkirk Athletic 1–3 Kirkham Appliances
Halpenley City FC 2–0 Betham FC
Avondale City FC 3–1 Pesfield Trees FC
Kirkham Sentients 2–1 FC Conton

Avondale Beach got their first win in Matchday Three against Cleorough FC when Nigel Humphries converted a late penalty into a goal to put them 1-0 up. Despite this match being relatively uneventful, the big derby between Kirkham City and Kirkham Suburbs certainly was not. It was an intense affair, with multiple offsides, and the result was adequate - a 1-1 draw.
In the third match, Mid-Capital continued Capital FC’s horror run with a 1-0 victory away from home, with Poppy Piers silencing the home crowd in the 69th minute when she scored a brilliant goal, bisecting many defenders in the process in what could well be the goal of the season.
The derby between North Chamberley and Chamberley City produced a high crowd and six goals, the most so far this season. Tillie Ex opened the scoring for Chamberley City before four consecutive goals within twenty minutes to North Chamberley put the underdogs 4-1 up. Ex scored a second goal for the game, but all it did was reduce the margin the City side lost by.
The next match was between two sides who had two wins from two - Dunkirk Athletic and Kirkham Appliances. At the end of the match, the Appliances were three wins from three, going to the top of the table alone as they defeated last season’s upstarts 3-1. The Air Conditioner continued its good form with two goals, one in each half including one from a penalty while the Heater, naturally, scored the other. For Dunkirk, Malcolm Bilby performed well, nearly having an assist alongside a first half goal, but it wasn’t enough for the win.
Alongside Capital FC, Betham FC were the other side to go pointless from three games. Halpenley City FC simply outplayed them, although Fleetwood and MacIntosh both got multiple decent opportunities to convert. But the only goals went in were Janet Light’s, an import from Chromatika, who led the home side to a 2-0 win.
Another underperforming side, Pesfield Trees FC, lost their second game to drop into fourteenth place with only one point from three matches. Avondale City FC completely outclassed them, with two goals to Sloane Walsh in the first half and one to Jack Townsend in the second. Although Pesfield did manage one, a header from a corner in the 51st minute, it didn’t have any real effect on the game.
Kirkham Sentients continued their comeback with a 2-1 win over FC Conton in a game that really should’ve been drawn. From 0-0 at seventy minutes, a goal apiece drew the game one again before the Container slotted its second in to secure the Sentients three points.

Matchday Four

Avondale Beach SC 2–3 FC Conton
Pesfield Trees FC 2–1 Kirkham Sentients
Betham FC 1–1 Avondale City FC
Kirkham Appliances 1–0 Halpenley City FC
Chamberley City 3–3 Dunkirk Athletic
Mid-Capital 3–0 North Chamberley
Kirkham Suburbs 1–10 Capital FC
Cleorough FC 2–1 Kirkham City

Matchday Four produced a mixture of results, starting off with a slightly surprising 3-2 away win to FC Conton over Avondale Beach SC. Conton took a 2-0 lead after the first half before the more experienced Avondale side fought back with some good passing and goal scoring by Alyssa Hightower and Toby Mackey. However, James Turner completed a hat-trick for FC Conton to grab the win in the final moments.
In the second game, Pesfield Trees FC recorded their first win of the season against an under-par Kirkham Sentients side. Although the Colander scored an early goal via a penalty, but Valentine Cocher equalised soon after before Austin Powell scored a goal to give Pesfield a lead by the end of the first half. In order to assure victory, Pesfield played defensively to finally gain three points in a match, for the first time in the season.
Betham FC gained their first points of the season somewhat surprisingly - in a 1-1 draw against a rejuvenated Avondale City FC side. It was almost yet another loss, though, as it was only due to a mistake in the defensive line by Hugo Mornington that gave Mathias Swift an opening to score in the 79th minute. But it was a draw all the same, and maybe it could be the start of a comeback.
Kirkham Appliances continued their good run with a 1-0 win over Halpenley City FC, with the only goal of the game being scored by the Heater in the 26th minute. However, the game between Chamberley City and Dunkirk Athletic was the exact opposite. Six goals were scored in the game, but the points were shared, one each. All of them were scored in the first 50 minutes, too, before each side’s defence actually decided to go to work and stop any more goals.
After their 3-0 thrashing of Betham FC on Matchday One, North Chamberley had been having a steady decline. They hit rock bottom here with a 3-0 loss to Mid-Capital, of whom were in a great run of form. Lucas Baker, a 20-year-old Ethanian, had a great game, scoring two goals and nearly a third, while winger Abigail McNair scored the other goal, the second of the game. North Chamberley were never actually in the game and were completely and utterly outclassed.
In the final match, Cleorough FC shocked favourites Kirkham City at home, 2-1. It wasn’t really a close affair, with the Milk Carton scoring a late goal to bring the deficit down to one, after Ludwig Plessner, from Siovanija and Teusland, had scored two quick goals.
And that’s Matchday Four done! Wait… listens. Oh, it seems I forgot the Kirkham Suburbs home match against Capital FC. Capital FC, too broke their streak with a mediocre 10-1 win. Al Torgan, last season’s Player of the Season, scored five goals, while Brianna Herzog, Ethan Everest, Callum Alexander, Cayden Holmes and Reinhard Meixner, the goalkeeper, scored a penalty, because when you’re 9-0 up it really doesn’t matter. To add to the hilarity of it all, the Knife scored five minutes into injury time. Just because, why not.

Matchday Five

Kirkham City 2–0 Avondale Beach SC
Capital FC 2–1 Cleorough FC
North Chamberley 3–0 Kirkham Suburbs
Dunkirk Athletic 0–0 Mid-Capital
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Chamberley City
Avondale City FC 2–2 Kirkham Appliances
Kirkham Sentients 0–2 Betham FC
FC Conton 0–2 Pesfield Trees FC

In the first game of Matchday Five, last season’s runners-ups Kirkham City took on Avondale Beach SC, a side who has had an underwhelming start to the season. Kirkham City continued that run with a 2-0 win, with goals to the Kitchen Sink and the Mosaic.
In the following match, Capital FC achieved their second victory in a row with a 2-1 win over Cleorough FC. Brianna Hancock scored early for the Cleorough side before Al Torgan moved to top goal scorer in the league with an equaliser in the 64th. Then, in the 87th, Oscar Umbridge scored his first of the league season with a powerful shot that Benjamin Chapman in goals had no chance of saving.
North Chamberley continued Kirkham Suburbs’ disastrous start to the season, not giving them anything in a 3-0 thumping, marking their return to form. The poor Kirkham side were never in the game and for the second game in a row were handed a huge defeat, although not as bad as the 10-1 home loss to Capital FC just last week. For North Chamberley, Tim Boston scored once, as did his brother Jason. Aubrey Hudson scored the third goal to put North Chamberley in fourth, a great start to the season.
In Dunkirk, Dunkirk Athletic played Mid-Capital in an uneventful 0-0 draw, keeping Mid-Capital undefeated and in still in second place after five matchdays. Dunkirk have also had a great start, remaining in fifth after this match.
Chamberley City managed a slightly surprising 1-0 win in Halpenley, scoring only the third goal against Halpenley City’s superb defensive line. The goal, in the 33rd minute of the match, was the result of a brilliant build-up by John Hedley, Corey Grant and Stephanie Georges before the ever-relentless Great White Shark completed the honours, scoring a wonderful goal.
Avondale City FC became the first side to take points of the Kirkham Appliances, drawing them 2-2 after a Sloane Walsh goal in the 75th minute equalised the score. Earlier on, Andrew Dalton had put Avondale City FC 1-0 up before a goal to the Coffee Maker and Telephone gave the Kirkham Appliances the lead. However, Kirkham still remain two points ahead of Mid-Capital, their nearest rivals on the table.
After five games of trying, Betham FC finally managed to grab their first win of the competition, moving off the bottom of the ladder. Rose Fleetwood and Cameron Keyes scored their first goals of the season in a 2-0 victory against Kirkham Sentients.
In the final match, Pesfield Trees FC managed to get their second win of the season, with Luke Oniarise scoring two goals to lead his side to a 2-0 win away from home against FC Conton.
After five matchdays, the table looks slightly odd. Kirkham Appliances are at the top with four wins and a draw, followed by Mid-Capital and Avondale City FC, two rejuvenated sides after last season. North Chamberley, Dunkirk Athletic and Cleorough FC are all, surprisingly, in the top 6, ahead of Pesfield Trees FC, Kirkham City and even Capital FC. Currently, Betham FC, on four points, and Kirkham Suburbs on two points, are in the relegation spots.

Table after Matchday Five

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kirkham Appliances 5 4 1 0 10 4 +6 13
2 Mid-Capital 5 3 2 0 8 3 +5 11
3 Avondale City FC 5 2 3 0 12 7 +5 9
4 North Chamberley 5 3 0 2 11 8 +3 9
5 Dunkirk Athletic 5 2 2 1 7 6 +1 8
6 Cleorough FC 5 2 1 2 8 6 +2 7
7 Kirkham City 5 2 1 2 9 6 +3 7
8 Pesfield Trees FC 5 2 1 2 5 6 −1 7
9 Chamberley City 5 2 1 2 9 11 −2 7
10 Capital FC 5 2 0 3 12 6 +6 6
11 Kirkham Sentients 5 2 0 3 6 10 −4 6
12 Halpenley City FC 5 1 2 2 3 3 0 5
13 FC Conton 5 1 2 2 7 9 −2 5
14 Avondale Beach SC 5 1 1 3 4 7 −3 4
15 Betham FC 5 1 1 3 3 7 −4 4
16 Kirkham Suburbs 5 0 2 3 2 17 −15 2

Matchday Six

Avondale Beach SC 4–1 Pesfield Trees FC
Betham FC 1–0 FC Conton
Kirkham Appliances 0–0 Kirkham Sentients
Chamberley City 1–5 Avondale City FC
Mid-Capital 1–2 Halpenley City FC
Kirkham Suburbs 1–3 Dunkirk Athletic
Cleorough FC 1–2 North Chamberley
Kirkham City 1–1 Capital FC

Avondale Beach SC got their biggest win of the season, thus far, on matchday six, when they defeated former league winners Pesfield Trees FC by the margin 4-1. They began slowly before scoring two goals towards the end of the first half to take a 2-0 lead into the break. They then increased it to 3-0 before Cocher shot one back to give Pesfield a glimpse of hope. A glimpse that was taken away when Hightower scored her second goal to give the Avondale side a 4-1 victory.
Betham FC handed the newly-promoted FC Conton their third loss of the season, with Rose Fleetwood scoring the only goal of the match in the 65th minute to ensure Betham were lifted out of the relegation spots. In the next match, Kirkham Appliances remained undefeated, playing defensively in a surprisingly interesting 0-0 draw against rival side Kirkham Sentients. It was a good game, and a draw was the right result.
In the fourth match, Avondale City FC routed a determined Chamberley City side, 5-1, away from home. Surprisingly, the game was very close at the halfway mark, drawn 1-1, with goals to Sloane Walsh of Avondale City and Penelope Battle of Chamberley City. However, Avondale pushed ahead, with two goals to Cooper Hill, one to Wanar-Sevet Opu and one to Aseela Hume, ensuring a 5-1 win by the time the full-time whistle was blown.
Halpenley City FC handed Mid-Capital their first loss of the season, with Chromatik Janet Light scoring a late goal to ensure the win. Earlier, Mid-Capital had taken an early lead due to an Abigail McNair goal before Marcus Brongue of Halpenley equalised.
Kirkham Suburbs continued their terrible run with a 3-1 loss at home to Dunkirk Athletic, who were led by two goals the in-form Trinity Colburt-Veil alongside another from Dominic Crane. Although the Mirror did score a stunning goal, it was only a spark in the darkness in what was another poor game for the Kirkham Suburbs side.
North Chamberley also managed an upset win, this one away from home against Cleorough FC. Conor Spencer opened the scoring for the away side just before half time before Abigail Jones equalised in the 70th minute. The game seemed destined for a draw, but in the final minutes, Joe Hughes scored for North Chamberley to assure another three points for the newly-promoted side.
On the final game of Matchday Six, Kirkham City and Capital FC fought out one of the toughest games yet. Both sides should have scored many more times than they ended up doing, thanks to brilliant defending and goalkeeping, which ensured the game remained 1-1 after Callum Alexander and the Kitchen Sink both scored early on in the game.

Matchday Seven

Capital FC 1–1 Avondale Beach SC
North Chamberley 3–0 Kirkham City
Dunkirk Athletic 0–2 Cleorough FC
Halpenley City FC 1–0 Kirkham Suburbs
Avondale City FC 3–5 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Sentients 1–1 Chamberley City
FC Conton 0–2 Kirkham Appliances
Pesfield Trees FC 5–3 Betham FC

Capital FC secured another 1-1 draw, this time against Avondale Beach SC, to continue their rise up the ladder. The game wore on, with neither side really making any solid attempts at goal. But finally, 79 minutes in, Nigel Humphries was given a penalty kick, and ever-reliably, slotted it in to put the underdogs 1-0 up. Al Torgan clearly didn’t like this, and when he had an opportunity to score in the 88th minute, he didn’t miss out.
The game between North Chamberley and Kirkham City was… surprising. Because it wasn’t even a game. Kirkham City just didn’t turn up for the match, thinking the game was that night? The result? The first forfeit in the league’s history.
Cleorough FC bounced back from their shock 2-1 loss to North Chamberley with a 2-0 drumming of Dunkirk Athletic, away from home. Brianna Hancock was at her scintillating best, scoring both goals to take her goal tally to four for the season, equal fifth on the charts this far into the tournament.
Kirkham Suburbs’ already dire situation went from bad to worse against Halpenley City FC, after the Sentient side missed out on multiple pretty easy opportunities to score. They were the better side in the match, perhaps not a bad sign, but Halpenley converted the only real chance they got, a header off a corner to give 36-year-old forward Rosalie Maltby her first goal of the season.
You know that feeling when you score a hat-trick… and still lose the match? Yeah, that’s what happened to Avondale City’s attacking midfielder Emily Hawk, who racked up three goals, the only ones for her side, but still managed to lose by two goals. Mid-Capital played very well, often sacrificing defence for attack, but it worked out in the long run. Mukkhali Ratnasingham scored one, as did Frankie Marmoxime and Poppy Piers, while Zeta Rekan winger Yuri Nowak scored two late goals to ensure victory was complete.
Kirkham Sentients kept Chamberley City to a 1-1 draw at home, despite the latter nearly scoring many more times, especially towards the end of the match. Phille Meth, a Chromatik playing for Chamberley City, scored early on before the Container equalised. Although Meth, Tillie Ex and Penelope Battle all nearly scored goals in the second half, great goalkeeping by the Saucepan kept the score to 1-1.
Kirkham Appliances beat FC Conton convincingly, 2-0, to continue their good form before Pesfield Trees FC beat Betham FC 5-3 in a game between two underperforming sides. Fleetwood and MacIntosh scored early for Betham, before Luke Oniarise scored two goals to equalise. Anna Henling and Haline Knezevic scored to make the score 4-2 before Cameron Keyes gave Betham their third goal. Henling scored her second to make the score 5-3 just before the whistle blew for full time.

Matchday Eight

Avondale Beach SC 3–0 Betham FC
Kirkham Appliances 0–2 Pesfield Trees FC
Chamberley City 2–1 FC Conton
Mid-Capital 2–2 Kirkham Sentients
Kirkham Suburbs 0–1 Avondale City FC
Cleorough FC 0–1 Halpenley City FC
Kirkham City 1–0 Dunkirk Athletic
Capital FC 1–1 North Chamberley

In another shock win, Avondale Beach SC defeated Betham FC by the scoreline of 3-0 to give Betham their second loss on the trot. Alyssa Hightower, Twater Harring and Savannah Edwards all scored goals in the resounding win.
Pesfield Trees FC continued their run back after a shocking start to the season with a 2-0 win against Kirkham Appliances. The Air Conditioner scored an early goal, but was deemed offside, before Haline Knezevic, from Squornshelan Remnant States, scored two goals to give Pesfield Trees the victory.
In the third game, Chamberley City gifted FC Conton their fourth-straight loss with a 2-1 win at home. Penelope Battle finally discovered her form from last season, scoring two goals to ensure victory. Not even a stunning goal directly from the boot of Harold Laxton at the corner post could stop her from giving her team the win.
Mid-Capital kept up their good form with a 2-2 draw against a slightly underperforming Kirkham Sentients side. Young Jamie Wells, at only 17 years of age, scored the opening goal before Lucas Baker backed him up with a second. Although the Colander did fire two goals back at Thike Saleh in goals, both sides still managed to get away one point happier.
You know when a team is doing terribly when they have their best game in the season, and still manage to lose it. Yes, it was against Avondale City FC, a side who had a rampaging Nepharan in Sloane Walsh notching up goals out of nowhere, an in-form attacking midfielder in Emily Hawk alongside a very good defensive line. But still, that’s harsh, as Avondale City FC cautiously played out another victory, this time by the margin 1-0.
Halpenley City also notched up a 1-0 win against Cleorough FC, a side who have been slowly stagnating after a good start to the season. Travis Scott scored the only goal in the relatively boring affair, converting it from a clusterfuck around the left goalpost.
Another game, another 1-0 margin. Man, Maggie must really be into them at the moment. This one was between Kirkham City and Dunkirk Athletic, of which the home side won after the Kitchen Sink scored its fourth goal of the season in the 72nd minute.
The final matchup in Matchday Eight was between Capital FC and North Chamberley. Fortunately, the result wasn’t 1-0, and was instead 1-1, just for something different. Jason Williams scored his first goal of the season while Xannerian Jason Boston scored his sixth, to go equal second with Kohnhead star Al Torgan for most goals after eight rounds.

Matchday Nine

North Chamberley 0–4 Avondale Beach SC
Dunkirk Athletic 0–4 Capital FC
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Kirkham City
Avondale City FC 4–4 Cleorough FC
Kirkham Sentients 0–1 Kirkham Suburbs
FC Conton 0–3 Mid-Capital
Pesfield Trees FC 1–2 Chamberley City
Betham FC 6–0 Kirkham Appliances

North Chamberley, coming off a high after somehow restricting Capital FC to 1-1 in their last game, were driven back to reality by a 4-0 thumping at home, at the hands of Avondale Beach SC. The Chamberley side were way too overconfident in their play, playing way too aggressively and letting Avondale’s forwards have many decent shots at goal. In the end, four went in, with one each from the boot of Nigel Humphries, Savannah Edwards, Cassidy Dwyer and Alyssa Hightower, in that order.
Capital FC repeated the same scoreline mentioned above, this one against Dunkirk Athletic. It was even away from home. Al Torgan managed to put two into the net to equal Sloane Walsh at the top of the goal-scorers table, with eight goals, while Mitchell Stevenson and Oscar Umbridge each played their part, scoring goals to ensure the thumping.
Kirkham City and Halpenley City, however, were off playing their own little, brilliant game while this was happening. An early goal from the Water Bottle gave Kirkham City a 1-0 lead, and it is suffice to say Halpenley did not like that. They poured their heart out into the game, but they just fell short, losing by that solitary goal.
Avondale City FC and Cleorough FC, however, both decided to ignore the last result and continue going for goals galore. Tyler Mirth scored a hat-trick inside the first half while Brianna Hancock scored the other goal for the Cleorough side. For Avondale, Sloane Walsh went back to the top of the goal-scorers list with a goal in the 17th minute, alongside goals from Emily Hawk, Wanar Sevet-Opu and Hallar Tatyova.
Finally, Kirkham Suburbs had a win. It was against cross-town rivals Kirkham Sentients, a side that had already had an underwhelming start to the season. The Mirror scored the only goal of the match in the 84th minute, which was greeted with wild celebrations. When the game was eventually won, the celebration got even more chaotic. Could they come back from this horror start?
Mid-Capital also continued their good form, handing the newly-promoted FC Conton their fifth loss in a row and a 3-0 thrashing to along with it. Yuri Nowak, from Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom, scored two goals while Grace Larkham scored the other.
Chamberley City handed Pesfield Trees FC a surprise defeat on Matchday Nine. The end margin was 2-1, and could’ve been a lot worse if the Great White Shark got his way. But he’d already scored two goals in the match, so y’know.
Finally, Betham FC have hit the ground running. Kirkham Appliances, a side who had a great start to the season, got fucked over, 6-0. Two goals to Lucas Drover and one each to Rose Fleetwood, Max MacIntosh, Mathias Swift and Amelia Stanton ensured the thumping took place.

Matchday Ten

Avondale Beach SC 3–2 Kirkham Appliances
Chamberley City 3–1 Betham FC
Mid-Capital 0–1 Pesfield Trees FC
Kirkham Suburbs 0–2 FC Conton
Cleorough FC 2–3 Kirkham Sentients
Kirkham City 0–1 Avondale City FC
Capital FC 1–1 Halpenley City FC
North Chamberley 1–0 Dunkirk Athletic

Kirkham Appliances lost their third-straight match, this one by a 3-2 margin to Avondale Beach SC. The Appliance side should really have won, leading 2-1 at one point, but some brilliance from Savannah Edwards equalised before Marvin Harland gave the underdogs the victory.
Riding on a high after their 6-0 win over Kirkham Appliances, Betham FC were brought back to Earth with a 3-1 loss at the hands of a hungry Chamberley City. Penelope Battle wasn’t forgiving, scoring two goals, split by one from Chromatik winger Tillie Ex and the lone goal for Betham by Lucas Drover The result has put Chamberley City in sixth in the ladder, only two points off first place.
Pesfield Trees FC handed Mid-Capital their second loss of the season with a 1-0 win to move the Trees into the top half of the table. Then FC Conton broke their five game losing streak with a 2-0 win against Kirkham Suburbs. A side who had finally won a game last matchday before losing to arguably the weakest side in the league. Poor Kirkham.
In the fifth match, Kirkham Sentients bounced back from their loss to Kirkham Suburbs with a 3-2 win over Cleorough FC away from home. For Cleorough, Hinodejin Barbara Kittens and Zelda Katharin scored goals, but it was ultimately not enough as the Colander, Container and Scissors all scored for the Kirkham Sentients to hand Cleorough yet another defeat.
Avondale City FC also continued their good form, scoring a clean-sheet victory over Kirkham City on Matchday Ten. It was a close game, but a late goal from Kyle Miller ensured his side took all three points from the match.
Halpenley City FC shocked Capital FC, keeping the home side and heavy favourites to 1-1 in a very entertaining match to watch. Cayden Holmes scored early to give Capital FC a lead, but Marcus Brongue had other ideas. In injury time, he somehow put a lightning ball past Reinhard Meixner in goals from behind the halfway line to equalise. Don’t ask me how, because I have no fucking clue either.
To round up the first ten matchdays, North Chamberley defeated Dunkirk Athletic at home to move into second place, equal on points with Avondale City FC in first. Quinn Reynolds did the honours, scoring a 39th minute goal to ensure that his side took an extra three points out of the match.

Table after Matchday Ten

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Avondale City FC 10 5 4 1 26 17 +9 19
2 North Chamberley 10 6 1 3 18 14 +4 19
3 Mid-Capital 10 5 3 2 19 11 +8 18
4 Avondale Beach SC 10 5 2 3 19 11 +8 17
5 Kirkham Appliances 10 5 2 3 14 15 −1 17
6 Chamberley City 10 5 2 3 18 20 −2 17
7 Pesfield Trees FC 10 5 1 4 15 15 0 16
8 Halpenley City FC 10 4 3 3 8 6 +2 15
9 Kirkham City 10 4 2 4 12 11 +1 14
10 Capital FC 10 3 4 3 20 10 +10 13
11 Kirkham Sentients 10 3 3 4 12 16 −4 12
12 Cleorough FC 10 3 2 5 17 16 +1 11
13 Dunkirk Athletic 10 3 2 5 10 15 −5 11
14 Betham FC 10 3 1 6 14 18 −4 10
15 FC Conton 10 2 2 6 10 17 −7 8
16 Kirkham Suburbs 10 1 2 7 4 24 −20 5

Matchday Eleven

Dunkirk Athletic 1–4 Avondale Beach SC
Halpenley City FC 1–0 North Chamberley
Avondale City FC 4–1 Capital FC
Kirkham Sentients 0–1 Kirkham City
FC Conton 0–2 Cleorough FC
Pesfield Trees FC 5–3 Kirkham Suburbs
Betham FC 3–0 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Appliances 0–1 Chamberley City

In a match between last seasons’ promoted sides, Avondale Beach SC solidly thumped a weak-looking Dunkirk Athletic side 4-1 away from home. Alyssa Hightower was at her supreme best, scoring two of the first three goals before Dunkirk scored to bring themselves back a bit. However, a goal to Qusmi Ajark-Intox Fox helped Avondale Beach to a three-goal victory.
Halpenley continued their defensive play with a solid 1-0 win over North Chamberley and were again overshadowed by a blockbuster of a match after them. Avondale City FC wiped the floor with Capital FC in the main Avondale derby, defeating them 4-1 in a game that was really quite one-sided. Sloane Walsh scored the first goal before Al Torgan of Capital FC equalised. Emily Hawk then gave the home side the lead before Andrew Dalton scored to put Avondale City ahead 3-1. To put the final nail in Capital FC’s coffin, Hallar Tatyova scored to make the score 4-1, a drumming against all of the odds.
Kirkham City continued their run towards the top of the table with a 1-0 win against Kirkham Sentients before Cleorough FC brought FC Conton back down to Earth after their 2-0 win against Kirkham Suburbs with a 2-0 loss. Brianna Hancock and Ludwig Plessner scored the goals.
This game was followed by an absolute goal fest between Pesfield Trees FC and Kirkham Suburbs. In the end, Pesfield won out despite the underdogs being 3-2 up at one point. The Fridge scored two early goals, but Luke Oniarise and Valentine Cocher scored a goal each to equalise the scores. The Fork then put the Kirkham side up by a goal, but the lead didn’t last long. Cocher and Verity Meadows scored goals within five minutes to give Pesfield a lead before Haline Knezevic ensured the victory with a 88th minute goal.
Betham FC made up for their 3-1 loss with a 3-0 win against the third-placed Mid-Capital side. Goals to Rose Fleetwood, Lucas Drover and Keith Fletcher helped the southern side to a massive and somewhat surprising victory.
In the last match, Chamberley City also continued their run up the ladder with a 1-0 victory away from home against the Kirkham Appliances. Tillie Ex scored the only goal of the match to put her side into third.

Matchday Twelve

Avondale Beach SC 1–2 Chamberley City
Mid-Capital 1–2 Kirkham Appliances
Kirkham Suburbs 0–6 Betham FC
Cleorough FC 1–2 Pesfield Trees FC
Kirkham City 4–1 FC Conton
Capital FC 3–0 Kirkham Sentients
North Chamberley 1–3 Avondale City FC
Dunkirk Athletic 1–0 Halpenley City FC

For the time being, Chamberley City moved into first (relying on Avondale City to lose their game) with a 2-1 win against Avondale Beach SC. Kirkham Appliances then made up for their loss to the aforementioned side with a 2-1 away victory against Mid-Capital, who seemed to be losing their form a teeny bit.
The result of the week occurred on Matchday Twelve when, away from home, Betham FC absolutely annihilated a ragged Kirkham Suburbs side by the scoreline 6-0. Rose Fleetwood set the tone with a stunning, early goal before Cameron Keyes and Max MacIntosh scored two each to give Betham a 5-0 lead heading into the final minutes of the game. In injury time, Amelia Stanton scored to give her side a 6-0 win.
Abigail Jones of Cleorough scored early in their game against Pesfield Trees, but Luke Oniarise and Anna Henling scored a second-half goal each to give their side three points and continued Cleorough’s bad run.
Another side who are in the middle of a horrendous run are FC Conton, who lost to Kirkham City by the scoreline of 4-1 on Matchday Twelve. Interestingly, Harold Laxton of Conton scored first, but the Water Bottle was too good, notching up a hattrick before Andrade Ñunezo scored an own goal, his first discrepancy in a good season for him.
Capital FC bounced back from their 4-1 routing by Avondale City with a 3-0 victory over the Kirkham Sentients. Cayden Holmes scored two goals, continuing his push for national selection, while Al Torgan, like always, chipped in with one.
North Chamberley are another side that have competed ferociously this season, but today Avondale City FC were just too good for them. Sloane Walsh, in great form, didn’t net any goals today, but she didn’t need to. Emily Hawk, Aseela Hume and Andrew Dalton all scored in the routing, while Hugo Mornington and Hildred Reber stopped multiple certain goals with some great defending and keeping respectively.
Dunkirk Athletic won the final match of Matchday Twelve, 1-0, against Halpenley City. Malcolm Bilby scored the lone goal in the 41st minute, and it was too much for Halpenley to overcome.

Matchday Thirteen

Halpenley City FC 1–0 Avondale Beach SC
Avondale City FC 1–3 Dunkirk Athletic
Kirkham Sentients 0–0 North Chamberley
FC Conton 1–2 Capital FC
Pesfield Trees FC 1–0 Kirkham City
Betham FC 3–0 Cleorough FC
Kirkham Appliances 3–0 Kirkham Suburbs
Chamberley City 5–0 Mid-Capital

Matchday Fourteen

Avondale Beach SC 0–2 Mid-Capital
Kirkham Suburbs 1–1 Chamberley City
Cleorough FC 0–0 Kirkham Appliances
Kirkham City 0–0 Betham FC
Capital FC 4–0 Pesfield Trees FC
North Chamberley 1–0 FC Conton
Dunkirk Athletic 0–1 Kirkham Sentients
Halpenley City FC 1–0 Avondale City FC

Matchday Fifteen

Avondale City FC 0–0 Avondale Beach SC
Kirkham Sentients 1–0 Halpenley City FC
FC Conton 2–3 Dunkirk Athletic
Pesfield Trees FC 0–2 North Chamberley
Betham FC 0–1 Capital FC
Kirkham Appliances 1–2 Kirkham City
Chamberley City 0–4 Cleorough FC
Mid-Capital 3–3 Kirkham Suburbs

Table after Matchday Fifteen

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Chamberley City 15 8 3 4 27 26 +1 27
2 Avondale City FC 15 7 5 3 34 23 +11 26
3 North Chamberley 15 8 2 5 22 18 +4 26
4 Capital FC 15 7 4 4 31 15 +16 25
5 Pesfield Trees FC 15 8 1 6 23 25 −2 25
6 Kirkham City 15 7 3 5 19 14 +5 24
7 Kirkham Appliances 15 7 3 5 20 19 +1 24
8 Halpenley City FC 15 7 3 5 11 8 +3 24
9 Mid-Capital 15 6 4 5 25 24 +1 22
10 Avondale Beach SC 15 6 3 6 24 17 +7 21
11 Dunkirk Athletic 15 6 2 7 18 23 −5 20
12 Betham FC 15 6 2 7 26 19 +7 20
13 Kirkham Sentients 15 5 4 6 14 20 −6 19
14 Cleorough FC 15 5 3 7 24 21 +3 18
15 FC Conton 15 2 2 11 14 29 −15 8
16 Kirkham Suburbs 15 1 4 10 11 42 −31 7

Matchday Sixteen

Avondale Beach SC 1–1 Kirkham Suburbs
Mid-Capital 2–2 Cleorough FC
Chamberley City 0–3 Kirkham City
Kirkham Appliances 0–1 Capital FC
Betham FC 0–0 North Chamberley
Pesfield Trees FC 3–1 Dunkirk Athletic
FC Conton 0–1 Halpenley City FC
Kirkham Sentients 2–1 Avondale City FC

Matchday Seventeen

Kirkham Sentients 3–2 Avondale Beach SC
Avondale City FC 5–0 FC Conton
Halpenley City FC 2–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Dunkirk Athletic 0–1 Betham FC
North Chamberley 1–1 Kirkham Appliances
Capital FC 3–0 Chamberley City
Kirkham City 3–2 Mid-Capital
Cleorough FC 1–0 Kirkham Suburbs

Matchday Eighteen

Avondale Beach SC 4–2 Cleorough FC
Kirkham Suburbs 3–1 Kirkham City
Mid-Capital 0–0 Capital FC
Chamberley City 1–0 North Chamberley
Kirkham Appliances 3–0 Dunkirk Athletic
Betham FC 1–1 Halpenley City FC
Pesfield Trees FC 1–4 Avondale City FC
FC Conton 2–1 Kirkham Sentients

Matchday Nineteen

FC Conton 3–2 Avondale Beach SC
Kirkham Sentients 1–1 Pesfield Trees FC
Avondale City FC 3–3 Betham FC
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Kirkham Appliances
Dunkirk Athletic 0–1 Chamberley City
North Chamberley 2–1 Mid-Capital
Capital FC 6–0 Kirkham Suburbs
Kirkham City 0–1 Cleorough FC

Matchday Twenty

Avondale Beach SC 3–4 Kirkham City
Cleorough FC 0–1 Capital FC
Kirkham Suburbs 1–1 North Chamberley
Mid-Capital 1–4 Dunkirk Athletic
Chamberley City 0–3 Halpenley City FC
Kirkham Appliances 0–0 Avondale City FC
Betham FC 1–0 Kirkham Sentients
Pesfield Trees FC 0–0 FC Conton

Table after Matchday Twenty

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Capital FC 20 11 5 4 42 15 +27 38
2 Halpenley City FC 20 10 4 6 18 10 +8 34
3 Avondale City FC 20 9 7 4 47 29 +18 34
4 Kirkham City 20 10 3 7 30 23 +7 33
5 Chamberley City 20 10 3 7 29 35 −6 33
6 Kirkham Appliances 20 9 5 6 25 21 +4 32
7 North Chamberley 20 9 5 6 26 22 +4 32
8 Pesfield Trees FC 20 9 3 8 28 33 −5 30
9 Betham FC 20 8 5 7 32 23 +9 29
10 Kirkham Sentients 20 7 5 8 21 27 −6 26
11 Avondale Beach SC 20 7 4 9 36 30 +6 25
12 Cleorough FC 20 7 4 9 30 28 +2 25
13 Mid-Capital 20 6 6 8 31 35 −4 24
14 Dunkirk Athletic 20 7 2 11 23 32 −9 23
15 FC Conton 20 4 3 13 19 38 −19 15
16 Kirkham Suburbs 20 2 6 12 16 52 −36 12

Matchday Twenty-One

Pesfield Trees FC 2–0 Avondale Beach SC
FC Conton 1–4 Betham FC
Kirkham Sentients 1–1 Kirkham Appliances
Avondale City FC 4–0 Chamberley City
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Mid-Capital
Dunkirk Athletic 1–3 Kirkham Suburbs
North Chamberley 4–1 Cleorough FC
Capital FC 1–2 Kirkham City

Matchday Twenty-Two

Avondale Beach SC 1–0 Capital FC
Kirkham City 5–1 North Chamberley
Cleorough FC 2–0 Dunkirk Athletic
Kirkham Suburbs 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Mid-Capital 2–1 Avondale City FC
Chamberley City 3–1 Kirkham Sentients
Kirkham Appliances 1–0 FC Conton
Betham FC 3–1 Pesfield Trees FC

Matchday Twenty-Three

Betham FC 0–0 Avondale Beach SC
Pesfield Trees FC 1–1 Kirkham Appliances
FC Conton 0–4 Chamberley City
Kirkham Sentients 2–1 Mid-Capital
Avondale City FC 1–1 Kirkham Suburbs
Halpenley City FC 0–0 Cleorough FC
Dunkirk Athletic 1–1 Kirkham City
North Chamberley 1–1 Capital FC

Matchday Twenty-Four

Avondale Beach SC 0–1 North Chamberley
Capital FC 3–0 Dunkirk Athletic
Kirkham City 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Cleorough FC 1–2 Avondale City FC
Kirkham Suburbs 1–2 Kirkham Sentients
Mid-Capital 2–0 FC Conton
Chamberley City 1–5 Pesfield Trees FC
Kirkham Appliances 3–1 Betham FC

Matchday Twenty-Five

Kirkham Appliances 1–4 Avondale Beach SC
Betham FC 1–6 Chamberley City
Pesfield Trees FC 2–1 Mid-Capital
FC Conton 0–1 Kirkham Suburbs
Kirkham Sentients 6–2 Cleorough FC
Avondale City FC 0–1 Kirkham City
Halpenley City FC 0–0 Capital FC
Dunkirk Athletic 6–1 North Chamberley

Table after Matchday Twenty-Five

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kirkham City 25 13 5 7 39 26 +13 44
2 Capital FC 25 12 7 6 47 19 +28 43
3 Chamberley City 25 13 3 9 43 46 −3 42
4 Avondale City FC 25 11 8 6 55 34 +21 41
5 Pesfield Trees FC 25 12 4 9 39 39 0 40
6 Kirkham Appliances 25 11 7 7 32 28 +4 40
7 North Chamberley 25 11 6 8 34 35 −1 39
8 Halpenley City FC 25 10 8 7 18 11 +7 38
9 Betham FC 25 10 6 9 41 34 +7 36
10 Kirkham Sentients 25 10 6 9 33 35 −2 36
11 Mid-Capital 25 9 6 10 38 40 −2 33
12 Avondale Beach SC 25 9 5 11 41 34 +7 32
13 Cleorough FC 25 8 5 12 36 40 −4 29
14 Dunkirk Athletic 25 8 3 14 31 42 −11 27
15 Kirkham Suburbs 25 4 8 13 22 56 −34 20
16 FC Conton 25 4 3 18 20 50 −30 15

Matchday Twenty-Six

Avondale Beach SC 1–0 Dunkirk Athletic
North Chamberley 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Capital FC 7–1 Avondale City FC
Kirkham City 4–1 Kirkham Sentients
Cleorough FC 0–2 FC Conton
Kirkham Suburbs 8–0 Pesfield Trees FC
Mid-Capital 1–3 Betham FC
Chamberley City 0–1 Kirkham Appliances

Matchday Twenty-Seven

Chamberley City 1–1 Avondale Beach SC
Kirkham Appliances 0–1 Mid-Capital[/]b
Betham FC 1–1 Kirkham Suburbs
Pesfield Trees FC 1–1 Cleorough FC
FC Conton 0–[b]1 Kirkham City
Kirkham Sentients 2–2 Capital FC
Avondale City FC 0–1 North Chamberley
Halpenley City FC 0–1 Dunkirk Athletic

Matchday Twenty-Eight

Avondale Beach SC 0–0 Halpenley City FC
Dunkirk Athletic 0–1 Avondale City FC
North Chamberley 0–2 Kirkham Sentients
Capital FC 3–0 FC Conton
Kirkham City 1–4 Pesfield Trees FC
Cleorough FC 1–3 Betham FC
Kirkham Suburbs 0–0 Kirkham Appliances
Mid-Capital 4–0 Chamberley City

Matchday Twenty-Nine

Mid-Capital 1–0 Avondale Beach SC
Chamberley City 1–3 Kirkham Suburbs
Kirkham Appliances 1–1 Cleorough FC
Betham FC 2–5 Kirkham City
Pesfield Trees FC 1–1 Capital FC
FC Conton 3–1 North Chamberley
Kirkham Sentients 1–1 Dunkirk Athletic
Avondale City FC 1–0 Halpenley City FC

Matchday Thirty

Avondale Beach SC 1–3 Avondale City FC
Halpenley City FC 3–2 Kirkham Sentients
Dunkirk Athletic 1–1 FC Conton
North Chamberley 1–4 Pesfield Trees FC
Capital FC 1–1 Betham FC
Kirkham City 1–0 Kirkham Appliances
Cleorough FC 0–1 Chamberley City
Kirkham Suburbs 3–3 Mid-Capital

Top Goal Scorers:
1. Sloane Walsh - Avondale City FC - 22
=2. Alyssa Hightower - Avondale Beach SC - 19
=2. Emily Hawk - Avondale City FC - 19
4. Rose Fleetwood - Betham FC - 18
5. Al Torgan - Capital FC - 17
6. Cayden Holmes - Capital FC - 15
7. Jason Boston - North Chamberley - 14
=8. Air Conditioner - Kirkham Appliances - 13
=8. Water Bottle - Kirkham City - 13
10. Trinity Colburt-Veil - Dunkirk Athletic - 12

Player of the Season: Cayden Holmes (Capital FC)

Championship

Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Dodle FC 30 20 4 6 35 12 +23 64
2 Kirkham Furniture 30 18 8 4 32 14 +18 62
3 Katham FC 30 14 7 9 28 18 +10 49
4 Freeman City 30 13 9 8 47 37 +10 48
5 AFC Droves 30 13 6 11 34 28 +6 45
6 Western FC 30 12 9 9 42 36 +6 45
7 FC Freeport 30 11 8 11 23 26 −3 41
8 Southern Avondale FC 30 10 10 10 34 37 −3 40
9 Whitepool AFC 30 10 8 12 28 37 −9 38
10 Dunkirk FC 30 10 8 12 43 52 −9 38
11 Marbury FC 30 9 9 12 13 15 −2 36
12 Emacuton FC 30 10 6 14 25 34 −9 36
13 Western Avondale 30 9 9 12 25 23 +2 36
14 Emacuton United 30 8 8 14 15 20 −5 32
15 Freeman Province 30 6 7 17 18 28 −10 25
16 Southern Beaches 30 5 8 17 20 45 −25 23
Green indicates promotion into Premiership
Cyan and green indicate entrance to IFCF Liga B Trophy

[Sylestone]

Here we are, yet again. The fifth edition of the Sylestone Football League. 32 sides, spread evenly across two divisions, shall fight it out for promotion or the right to play in the IFCF Champions League!
As it is the fifth edition of the competition, and with the names “Premiership” and “Championship” getting boring, the Sylestonean Football Association (SFA) decided to rebrand the two divisions. Announcing the… Toilet League! And the… Poo League!
Last season, Dodle FC and Kirkham Furniture were promoted once again to the Toilet League (old Premiership), while Kirkham Suburbs, suffering a disastrous season, and FC Conton were relegated, only lasting one season in the top division.
This season, though, Sylestone has attracted many new internationals, including three Brenecians, some Cassadaiguans and even a Yesopalithan. Will they make an impact with their respective sides? Could they even make such a difference that they will win the entire thing? It’s time to find out!

Dunkirk Athletic

Last Season: 13th
Predicted Finish: 15th
About: A change from last season, Dunkirk Athletic have now managed to find a young Murphtannian, their first overseas player. They had a great season two years ago, where they were in first for the majority of the season before they lost their way and finished seventh. The following season, they missed relegation by two spots, but with the loss of Thomas Davis, they seem to be destined to be moved back down into the Poo League. However, 17-year-old Austin Newmann , the Murphtannian, looks to be a promising new face, while the likes of Jayden Clarke, Jamieson Wilson, Trinity Colburt-Veil and Malcolm Bilby will undoubtedly be doing their utmost to avoid relegation. Will they be enough?
Roster:

First Team:
James Mattison - Age 31 - GK
Austin Newmann - Age 17 - LB (Murphtannia)
Fiona Edwards - Age 23 - CB
Marina Potter - Age 34 - CB
Jayden Clarke - Age 21 - RB
Jamieson Wilson - Age 25 - LM
Cameron Harries - Age 30 - CM
Trinity Colburt-Veil - Age 27 - CM
Kim Kearnes - Age 19 - RM
Malcolm Bilby - Age 26 - CF
Tristan Fullers - Age 31 - CF

Reserves:
Alyssa Sylvester - Age 27 - GK
Edwards Hickney - Age 20 - GK
Josh Pearson - Age 22 - LB
Hamish Malcolm - Age 24 - CB
Ralph Manga - Age 22 - CB
Diana Farrell - Age 29 - RB
Leah Foster - Age 34 - LM
Jeremy Long - Age 29 - CM
Lauren Taylor - Age 21 - CM
Felicity Williams - Age 32 - RM
Dominic Crane - Age 30 - CF
Karen Crowley - Age 25 - CF

Staff:
Luke Miller - Age 47 - Coach
Marietta Stevenson - Age 42 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
-None-

Outs:
Thomas Davis - $600,000 - Valley Wanderers, South Newlandia

Pesfield Trees FC

Last Season: 4th
Predicted Finish: 4th
About: After winning season two, Pesfield Trees have established themselves as one of the sides to beat in the Toilet League. Yet again, they qualified for the IFCF, the third time in a row they have done so. They look yet another strong force in season five, gaining the likes of Kadek Ahlberg from Poafmersia, replacing Joseph Tasserton in the centre defence. They have also grabbed Chromatik Ha’nei Ighv in the left-back position. They seem to have a decent shot at the Champions League this season, but fourth seems to be the most likely position for them.
Roster:

First Team:
Jimmy James - Age 22 - GK (Northwest Kalactin)
Ha'nei Ighv - Age 24 - LB (Chromatika)
Kadek Ahlberg - Age 20 - CB (Poafmersia)
Liney Vano - Age 25 - CB
Gavin Reid - Age 32 - RB
Anna Henling - Age 24 - LM
Haline Knezevic - Age 28 - CM (Squornshelan Remnant States)
Katie Yearmon - Age 31 - RM
Luke Oniarise - Age 33 - LW (Tikariot)
Valentine Cocher - Age 28 - RW
Verity Meadows - Age 29 - CF

Reserves:
Zachary Ossowski - Age 30 - GK
Wayne Obbington - Age 30 - GK
Elliot West - Age 22 - LB
Mitchell Lynn - Age 19 - CB
Eden Holt - Age 20 - CB
Eleanor Rose - Age 21 - RB
Sebastian James - Age 26 - LM
Daniel du Plessis - Age 25 - CM
Tyler Dry - Age 37 - RM
Ryan Eastern - Age 23 - LW
Alexandra Arnold - Age 14 - RW
Austin Powell - Age 31 - CF

Staff:
Calvin Johnson - Age 72 - Coach
Gordon Henry - Age 57 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Kadek Ahlberg - $2,000,000 - Bikarish, Poafmersia
Ha’nei Ighv - Free - Eyrods Tech, Chromatika

Outs:
Joseph Tasserton - $250,000 - Kinjestad Soccer, South Newlandia

Kirkham Appliances

Last Season: 6th
Predicted Finish: 5th
About: The winners of the inaugural edition of the Toilet League, Kirkham Appliances have always been fighting but have never been able to secure their second title. They are keeping the same 15-sentient side from last season, where they finished sixth in the league and winners of the SFA Cup after defeating FC Conton in the two-legged final. This season, they will be looking to improve more and hopefully be the first side to win the first division twice.

Roster:

First Team:
Oven - GK
Ironing Board - LB
Microwave - LCB
Television - CB
Egg Timer - RCB
Boiler - RB
Alarm Clock - LM
Air Conditioner - CM
Coffee Maker - CM
Telephone - RM
Heater - CF

Reserves:
Freezer - GK
Water Heater - DF
Soap - MF
Water Cooler - CF

Staff:
Blackboard - Coach
Loudspeaker - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
-None-

Outs:
-None-

Kirkham Sentients

Last Season: 11th
Predicted Finish: 10th
About: A side that was predicted for greatness prior to the inaugural season, Kirkham Sentients have fumbled, finishing mid-table in every single one of their four league outings. Finally, the pundits have caught on to this trend, predicting them to finish tenth this season. But will it be the one where they finally make a break? They have got the Bar Stool back, so you never know.
Roster:

First Team:
Saucepan - GK
Blender - LB
Sewing Machine - CB
Frying Pan - CB
Drawer - RB
Colander - LM
Bar Stool - CM
Speakers - RM
Scissors - LW
Kettle - RW
Tumble Dryer - CF

Reserves:
Fruit Bowl - GK
Greenhouse - DF
Container - MF
Coffee Cup - FW

Staff:
Pillow - Coach
Puzzle Board - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Bar Stool - Free - Vidial Alchemists, Mriin

Outs:
-None-

Capital FC

Last Season: 2nd
Predicted Finish: 3rd
About: Widely recognised as one of Sylestone’s strongest footballing clubs, Capital FC got oh so close to their second title in two years, but were just pipped by Kirkham City in the final rounds. This season, they will push it again. But we seem to think that Avondale City are slight favourites for their first-ever title, with Kirkham City also up there.
Capital FC have lost two of their best players - the players of the season for the past two seasons, Al Torgan from Kohnhead and young Cayden Holmes. Reinhard Meixner, the first-ever Nepharan to play in Sylestone, has also retired at the age of 37.
In Meixner’s place is Oliver Crossley, a 19-year-old Tikariotian who will be sharing first team duties with Callum Holmes. Two more Tikariotians, these for free, have taken the places of Holmes and Torgan in the midfield. As a result, the Capital FC side may not be nearly as strong as in previous seasons, but they will still be a very powerful force.

Roster:

First Team:
Oliver Crossley - Age 19 - GK (Tikariot)
Jessie Bowen - Age 30 - LB (Blaneu)
Mitchell Stevenson - Age 23 - CB
James Heagney - Age 26 - CB
Jason Finnigan - Age 24 - RB
Matt Roberts - Age 32 - LM (Tikariot)
Jason Williams - Age 24 - CM
Max Paterson - Age 23 - CM
Jeremy Smith - Age 25 - RM
Oscar Umbridge - Age 22 - CF
Callum Alexander - Age 33 - CF (Ethane)

Reserves:
Callum Holmes - Age 22 - GK
Oscar Murray - Age 24 - GK
Adam Taylor - Age 28 - LB
Mary Levy - Age 21 - CB
Logan Flanagan - Age 30 - CB
Harriet Zezoni - Age 20 - RB
Amy Eaton - Age 29 - LM
Chris Kreis - Age 32 - CM (Tikariot)
Morgan Ferris - Age 26 - CM
Josie Inibus - Age 28 - RM
Brianna Herzog - Age 27 - CF
Ethan Everest - Age 26 - CF

Staff:
Jonah Twartan - Age 40 - Coach
Brian Murphy - Age 46 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Oliver Crossley - $1,500,000 - Baraldhur AFC, Tikariot
Matt Roberts - Free - Parakleion Firebirds FC, Tikariot
Chris Kreis - Free - Vantanoch FC, Tikariot

Outs:
Cayden Holmes - $2,750,000 - Elephant Valley FC, South Newlandia
Al Torgan - $2,000,000 - FK Finansjiskigrade, Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom

Kirkham Furniture

Last Season: 2nd (Championship)
Predicted Finish: 13th
About: In Season Three, Kirkham Furniture experienced an odd season. They won the Cup… but came last in the Premiership and were relegated. Last season, determined to make their mark, Furniture finished second in the Poo League (old Championship) with 62 points, only behind Dodle FC with 64. They were promoted accordingly.
Roster:

First Team:
Cabinet - GK
Cup - LB
Pizza Stone - CB
Bookshelf - CB
Tarpaulin - RB
Breakfast Bowl - LM
Closet - CM
Spiderwebs - RM
Computer - LW
Spatula - RW
Wristwatch - CF

Reserves:
Ladder - GK
Wineglass - DF
Workbook - MF
Light Fitting - CF

Staff:
Eraser - Coach
Whiteboard Marker - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
-None-

Outs:
-None-

Kirkham City

Last Season: 1st
Predicted Finish: 2nd
About: Kirkham City took their inaugural title last season after finishing first following a close finish with rivals Capital FC and Avondale City. They have kept the exact same side as last season in order to keep their winning combination together. Whether they can challenge, or even win, the title again is yet to be determined, but you can certainly be assured that they’ll push it very close indeed.
Roster:

First Team:
Aluminium Foil - GK
Pot - LB
Baby Wipes - CB
Sieve - CB
Cushion - RB
Kitchen Sink - LM
Mosaic - CM
Water Bottle - CM
Picture - RM
Milk Carton - CF
Spork - CF

Reserves:
Headphones - GK
Pestle and Mortar - DF
Tea Towel - MF
Shopping Bag - CF

Staff:
Oven Mits - Coach
Light Bulb - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
-None-

Outs:
-None

North Chamberley

Last Season: 10th
Predicted Finish: 14th
About: North Chamberley had a successful transfer window, only losing goalkeeper Jonah Hickson but gaining two frees and Ambroas de Montgomery from Gouvanarch. The North Chamberley side, recently promoted, came tenth last season but don’t seem to have quite the makeup that made them so successful last season. Still, they remain a threat, despite having a much weaker goalkeeper.
Roster:

First Team:
Kai Fletcher - Age 29 - GK
Iwo Lazarić - Age 21 - LB (Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom)
Elijah Richardson - Age 25 - CB
Kai Shinsui - Age 19 - CB (Squidroidia)
Jayden Berry - Age 30 - RB
Quinn Reynolds - Age 28 - LM
Leslie Black - Age 22 - CB
Ambroas de Montgomery - 17 - RM (Gouvanarch)
Tim Boston - Age 31 - LW (Xanneria)
Jason Boston - Age 22 - RW (Xanneria)
Joe Hughes - Age 32 - CF

Reserves:
Darren Chowl - Age 33 - GK
Zakaria Owen - Age 21 - GK
Billy MacDonald - Age 29 - LB
Edward Miller - Age 20 - CB
Conor Spencer - Age 31 - CB
Kayla Johnston - Age 16 - RB
Aubrey Hudson - Age 30 - LM
Blake Griffiths - Age 35 - CM
Logan Walsh - Age 21 - RM
Fran May - Age 32 - LW
Otto Murphy - Age 23 - RW
Kris Russell - Age 26 - CF

Staff:
Chris Wilson - Age 43 - Coach
Danni Armstrong - Age 47 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Ambroas de Montgomery - $2,000,000 - US Laorivoare, Gouvanarch
Iwo Lazarić - Free - Aleiusia Capital Krs, Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom
Kai Shinsui - Free - Calamari Wanderers County Academy, Squidroidia

Outs:
Jonah Hickson - $1,500,000 - WSR AFC, Ko-oren

Mid-Capital

Last Season: 9th
Predicted Finish: 7th
About: Mid-Capital have had a relatively active transfer window, selling Abigail McNair and Yuri Nowak while picking up Brenecian Rose Evans as a free agent and Yesopalithan international M’aka Antoine. They had a promising season in season four, last year, having a strong start before losing their way a little bit to finish ninth. This season, however, they seem to have a much stronger side despite losing two of their better players. Will they be able to challenge the top sides?
Roster:

First Team:
Thike Saleh - Age 25 - GK (Sharktail)
Vic Richardson - Age 23 - LB
Grace Larkham - Age 26 - CB
Isabel Aberdeen - Age 27 - RB
Frankie Marmoxime - Age 25 - LM (Kita-Hinode)
Lucas Baker - Age 21 - CM (Ethane)
Austin Miller - Age 23 - RM
M’aka Antoine - Age 25 - LW (Yesopalitha)
Rose Evans - Age 28 - RW (Brenecia)
Poppy Piers - Age 31 - CF
Mukkhali Ratnasingham - Age 21 - CF

Reserves:
Joseph Watkins - Age 33 - GK
David Clarke - Age 21 - GK
Cassandra Anderson - Age 29 - LB
Harold Granger - Age 19 - CB
Blake Moore - Age 26 - RB
Joshua Wallace - Age 15 - LM
Riley Parry - Age 26 - CM
Lucas Jackson - Age 20 - RM
Emilia Roberts - Age 24 - LW
Jim Barnes - Age 39 - RW
Virat Patel - Age 29 - CF
Elyse Harding - Age 25 - CF

Staff:
Hope Charlton - Age 54 - Coach
Manny Weasel - Age 36 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
M’aka Antoine - $4,000,000 - Omnio, Chromatika
Rose Evans - Free - Chafford, Brenecia

Outs:
Abigail McNair - $2,700,000 - Winchester City, Cassadaigua
Yuri Nowak - Loan - Ribar PRD, Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom

Betham FC

Last Season: 7th
Predicted Finish: 6th
About: Betham, like Kirkham Sentients, are a side that has never really lived up to expectations. They are one of the most successful sides in the SFA Cup, but can never transfer it across to the League. This season, they may be much weaker due to the losses of gun centre-forwards Cameron Keyes and Rose Fleetwood. However, in their place, they have picked up Destiny Arias, a Cassadaiguan international, for a whopping five million dollars, and a Zwangzug centre-back. Can these two help Betham find their way?
Roster:

First Team:
Verity Cavendish - Age 24 - GK
Torsten Eikholm - Age 25 - LB (Ko-oren)
Anita Rao-Chavan - Age 22 - CB (Zwangzug)
Frank Butler - Age 31 - RB
Amelia Stanton - Age 20 - LM
Keith Fletcher - Age 27 - CM
Mathias Swift - Age 33 - RM (Tikariot)
Lucas Drover - Age 30 - LW
Max MacIntosh - Age 23 - RW
Destiny Arias - Age 27 - CF (Cassadaigua)
Travis Scott - Age 30 - CF

Reserves:
Madison Mitchell - Age 24 - GK
Charlize Barron - Age 30 - GK
Angus Hill - Age 29 - LB
Homer Lovegood - Age 32 - CB
Aidan Poole - Age 22 - RB
Jayden Higgins - Age 23 - LM
Levy Kirk - Age 26 - CM
Ben Lloyd - Age 24 - RM
Elliot Nicholson - Age 24 - LW
Emmanuel Butler - Age 24 - RW
Kieran Satis - Age 21 - CF
Ryan Lloyd - Age 26 - CF

Staff:
Zoe Sanders - Age 36 - Coach
Arjun Kohli - Age 47 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Destiny Arias - $5,000,000 - Brattleboro FC, Cassadaigua
Anita Rao-Chavan - Free - Fleinhardt College, Zwangzug

Outs:
Cameron Keyes - $2,500,000 - Lakewood United, Tumbra
Rose Fleetwood - $3,000,000 - Raven River, Nephara

Halpenley City FC

Last Season: 8th
Predicted Finish: 11th
About: Halpenley City have gained another strong player, Jowana Jenowić from Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom. However, Halpenley’s defence doesn’t seem quite as strong and aren’t expected to do very well this season. They still have a strong side as well as one of the oldest players in Sylestone, Brian Parks at 44 years of age. They also have some human side players, including defender Luke Mitchell, and some ex-U21 players, alongside Chromatik Janet Light.
Roster:

First Team:
Charlie Barrett - Age 22 - GK
Thomas White - Age 24 - LB
Brett Fraser - Age 27 - LCB
Syong-ya Hwang - Age 22 - CB (TJUN-ia)
Aaron Watson - Age 25 - RCB
Luke Mitchell - Age 29 - RB
Marcus Brongue - Age 31 - LM
Violet Bolton - Age 28 - CM
Kate Fullers - Age 20 - RM
Jowana Jenowić - Age 19 - CF (Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom)
Janet Light - Age 29 - CF (Chromatika)

Reserves:
Matthew Hope - Age 27 - GK
Mohammad Bull - Age 27 - GK
Jay Owen - Age 24 - LB
Owen Wade - Age 23 - LCB
Brian Parks - Age 44 - CB
Maybury Charleston - Age 23 - RCB
Niamh Murphy - Age 22 - RB
Summer Roberson - Age 29 - LM
Bailey Hussain - Age 19 - CM
Ali Harrell - Age 24 - RM
Gareth De Rosa - Age 30 - CF
Xavier Cantrell - Age 31

Staff:
Nathan Flower - Age 48 - Coach
Nicole May - Age 72 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Jowana Jenowić - $1,000,000 - ZFK Porto Nowi

Outs:
-None-

Avondale City FC

Last Season: 3rd
Predicted Finish: 1st
About: After having a hugely poor season two seasons prior to this one, where Avondale City finished 13th after being in the relegation spots for a while. However, the following season, they managed to make a great comeback and through 22 goals from Nepharan import Sloane Walsh, finished third. This season, despite selling Aseela Hume and weapon defender Jack Townsend, they have bought Estefany Simms from Eastfield Lodge. We predict them to take out the Premiership for the first time in their history, as they have a supremely strong team once again.
Roster:

First Team:
Hildred Reber - Age 29 - GK (Chromatika)
Hugo Mornington - Age 20 - LB
Sunil Damasekara - Age 24 - CB
Gillian Lang - Age 24 - CB
Estefany Simms - Age 28 - RB (Eastfield Lodge)
Annabelle Larkins - Age 24 - LM
Hallar Tatyova - Age 30 - RM (Squornshelan Remnant States)
Andrew Dalton - Age 24 - CAM (Ethane)
Emily Hawk - Age 33 - CAM
Sloane Walsh - Age 29 - CF (Nephara)
Wanar-Sevet Opu - Age 26 - CF (Qusmo)

Reserves:
James Whitaker - Age 29 - GK
Arlo Cameron - Age 23 - GK
Isabel Matthews - Age 26 - LB
Olivia Nambucca - Age 21 - CB
Mia Holt - Age 26 - CB
Brynn Gibson - Age 22 - RB
Adam Nan - Age 31 - LM
Jack Lawson - Age 14 - RM
Kyle Miller - Age 25 - CAM
Zara Wheals - Age 18 - CAM
Howard Nevill - Age 32 - CF
Cooper Hill - Age 24 - CF

Staff:
Gordon Ratters - Age 58 - Coach
John Lawson - Age 46 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Estefany Simms - $2,500,000 - Duke of the North, Pasarga

Outs:
Jack Townsend - $2,500,000 - Bikarish, Poafmersia
Aseela Hume - $750,000 - Armstrong, Nephara

Cleorough FC

Last Season: 14th
Predicted Finish: 9th
About: Cleorough FC only just managed to stay in the Toilet League last season, finishing 14th, only two points ahead of Kirkham Suburbs in 15th. However, they have had a strong transfer window, gaining Brenecian Aife Redding, Quebecois Hannah-Currie Masson and Xannerian goalkeeper Mali Jackson. However, they have lost Brianna Hancock to Cassadaigua, but it is still quite a strong outfit. As a result, they will almost certainly finish mid-table, if not above that.
Roster:

First Team:
Mali Jackson - Age 20 - GK (Xanneria)
Lucy Mills - Age 25 - LB
Zenon-Tylyr Pan - Age 26 - CB (Qusmo)
Sophia Pearson - Age 23 - CB
Lucas Jabberee - Age 28 - RB
Zelda Katharin - Age 25 - LM (Kita-Hinode)
Ludwig Plessner - Age 35 - CM (Siovanija and Teusland)
Abigail Jones - Age 20 - RM
Aife Redding - Age 27 - LW (Brenecia)
Hannah Currie-Masson - Age 17 - RW (Quebec)
Tyler Mirth - Age 31 - CF

Reserves:
Benjamin Chapman - Age 26 - GK
Jason Elliott - Age 33 - GK
Ryan McDonald - Age 15 - LB
Adrian Ferguson - Age 28 - CB
Dorian Levine - Age 23 - CB
Antonio Jordan - Age 18 - RB
Jade Davies - Age 24 - LM
Harper Weiss - Age 20 - CM
Shoka Chang - Age 21 - RM
Barbara Kittens - Age 25 - LW (Kita-Hinode)
Joel Pearson - Age 23 - RW
Ryan Mitchell - Age 24 - CF

Staff:
Erin Bradman - Age 38 - Coach
Douglas Gill - Age 44 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Aife Redding - $3,500,000 - Rockridge Phoenix, Brenecia
Mali Jackson - $2,000,000 - University of Suderland, Xanneria
Hannah Currie-Masson - Free - Zenit Attawapiskat, Quebec

Outs:
Brianna Hancock - $1,500,000 - Sterling Heights, Cassadaigua

Avondale Beach SC

Last Season: 12th
Predicted Finish: 12th
About: Promoted after season two, Avondale Beach SC have played pretty well in the Premiership. In season three, they came fifth, before comfortably avoiding relegation when they came twelfth in season four. This season, they are predicted to take out twelfth again, but you can never know. It’s football, anything can happen.
They don’t seem to be as strong as last season, losing their top scorer in Alyssa Hightower to Cassadaigua. But they are very good at working as a team, which will play to their advantage, as will their very young reserves side, which will be integral in years to come.
Roster:

First Team:
Michayla Paxton - Age 23 - GK
Julyan Riptide - Age 25 - LB (Kita-Hinode)
Steve Shephard - Age 30 - CB
Isabella Wickham - Age 31 - CB
Sophie Randall - Age 25 - RB
Twater Harring - Age 22 - LM (The Jovannic)
Nigel Humphries - Age 33 - CM (Flavovespia)
Marvin Harland - Age 25 - RM
Ajark-Intov Fox - Age 33 - LW (Qusmo)
Savannah Edwards - Age 32 - RW
Cassidy Dwyer - Age 21 - CF

Reserves:
Euan Ryan - Age 27 - GK
Vera McKinnon - Age 18 - GK
Hervey Bennington - Age 28 - LB
Melissa Morris - Age 22 - CB
Richard Hill - Age 18 - CB
Lesley Keller - Age 17 - RB
Rachel Doyle - Age 16 - LM
Bethany Cunningham - Age 19 - CM
Toby Mackey - Age 19 - RM
Charlie May - Age 20 - LW
Jess Hale - Age 26 - RW
Blake Sanchez - Age 18 - CF

Staff:
Wallis Padmore - Age 70 - Coach
Normal Selby - Age 63 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
-None-

Outs:
Alyssa Hightower - $1,800,000 - Brattleboro Westside, Cassadaigua

Chamberley City

Last Season: 5th
Predicted Finish: 8th
About: An up-and-coming side, Chamberley City are destined for greatness, at least some day. This season, they have made a semi-decent swap, releasing Penelope Battle to Quebec, but gaining aging Brenecian Dorian Bullock. They just missed the IFCF last season, but will be pushing determinedly for it again this season.
Roster:

First Team:
Brigham Love - Age 30 - GK
Lyla Holmes - Age 30 - LB
Jack Hainsworth - Age 28 - LCB
Dorian Bullock - Age 33 - CB (Brenecia)
Fred Lowery - Age 32 - RCB
Corey Grant - Age 21 - RB
Joel Clemons - Age 24 - LM
Stephanie Georges - Age 32 - RM
Tillie Ex - Age 24 - LW (Chromatika)
Phille Mith - Age 24 - RW (Chromatika)
Great White Shark - CF (Quemorr Isles)

Reserves:
Sarina Stone - Age 27 - GK
Ellis Brooks - Age 25 - GK
Fleurette Sainsbury - Age 32 - LB
Zach Ryan - Age 32 - LCB
John Hedley - Age 23 - CB
Luca Pearson - Age 25 - RCB
Oakley Adamson - Age 23 - RB
Midge Nash - Age 28 - LM
Riley Howard - Age 26 - RM
Samosa Man - Age 21 - LW
Kaiden Courtney - Age 26 - RW
Mayson Joyner - Age 30 - CF

Staff:
Adele Christopher - Age 41 - Coach
Heldir Zaman - Age 57 - Manager (Squornshelan Remnant States)

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Dorian Bullock - Free - Maal Angels, Mriin

Outs:
Penelope Battle - Undisclosed - Lakeshore, Quebec

Dodle FC

Last Season: 1st (Championship)
Predicted Finish: 16th
About: Dodle finished first in the Poo League last season to ensure their promotion to the Toilet League. This season they seem to sport a reasonable outfit, including the likes of Daniel Foreman, Peter Paulsen from Tikariot, Cassadaiguan Tori Allen and Pietro Matos of Juvencus. However, it’s quite a radical overhaul, and one that may not be the most well-thought-out. They will still be a competitive side, though. We’re in for a very good season.
Roster:

First Team:
Peter Paulsen - Age 24 - GK (Tikariot)
Caleb O’Brien - Age 30 - LB
Pietro Matos - Age 31 - CB (Juvencus)
Madeline Holt - Age 20 - CB
Tori Allen - Age 22 - RB (Cassadaigua)
Xavier Wheaton - Age 35 - LM
Callum Blair - Age 21 - CM
Savannah Murray - Age 23 - RM
Daniel Foreman - Age 28 - LW
Abbey Graham - Age 32 - RW
Sofia Arnold - Age 18 - CF

Reserves:
Layla Cox - Age 30 - GK
Stella Mason - Age 18 - GK
Eve Palmer - Age 33 - LB
Lyla Whitford - Age 35 - CB
Isabel Beahan - Age 21 - CB
Ella Lowe - Age 19 - RB
Luke Marshall - Age 26 - LM
Zachary Shaw - Age 29 - CM
Sarah Kennedy - Age 27 - RM
Emma Phillips - Age 31 - LW
Mitchell Taylor - Age 28 - RW
Annabelle Beck - Age 20 - CF

Staff:
Zara Riggs - Age 49 - Coach
Joel Grander - Age 65 - Manager

Transfer Activity:

Ins:
Peter Paulsen - $1,500,000 - Dhun Lagarr, Tikariot
Pietro Matos - $1,000,000 - Toro Calcio, Juvencus
Daniel Foreman - $500,000 - Betham FC, Sylestone
Tori Allen - Free - Brunswick, Cassadaigua

Outs:
-None

Poo League previews to come. For now, enjoy!