Langenia wrote:Insaanistan wrote: Asim ran off back to the rally.
He grabbed the mic and spoke. “Attention everyone! An attempt was just made on my life for my political beliefs! Nay, my religious beliefs!”
The crowd gasped and murmured.
“We are under attack for what we know is right! We will not let them silence us!”
“Allahu Akbar!” shouted the crowd.
But by the time they get there, there is nothing. No evidence. Absolutely nothing at all. It even looks like Asim has been lying. Also, the alley where he went to the bathroom has a strange yellow liquid. Which makes it look like Asim is trying to get his followers to not see his allegedly bad hygiene.
Asim felt like he had forgot something, something urgent, but left the matter alone and marched to the crime scene. He walked there and found nothing, prompting his jaw to drop open.
“Wh... How... how did he get rid of everything so fast?” He turned to his friend. “I feel like I’m forgetting something important.”
“Hey!” someone said. “That puddle! It looks like...”
“Pee!” Asim yelled. “That’s what I forgot! I forgot to use the bathroom!”
Several crowd members shot video of Asim’s rapid dash to the closest store, where he entered and used the bathroom.