Garbelia wrote:New yugoslavaia wrote:
"Attention all patriots! King bagpuss needs your help. All you need to do is give him your credit card details."
First of all, don't you mean CATriots? (Sorry, I had to) And then, just ban money. Yes, this can't degrade into yet another left-right debate, but if you get rid of commercial emails, maybe putting a speed and content filter, then that would be massively reduced, and then, living in a perfect world now, just have the technology to replace credit cards with advanced facial recognition programs, and that sort of scam can't happen. The cat's 'handlers' would have to be elected, if the cat was Prime Minister, President or other elected position.
CATriots doesn't have the same pronunciation as patriot. I prefer purrtriot or pawtriot.