How do you cut your toast?

by **Nuroblav** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:59 am

Given some of the breakfast-y themed topics we've had recently, I thought this would be interesting.

Toast. Lovely. Perhaps not as such on its own, yet with the addition of a spread of your choice (e.g. butter, jam, a i r) it becomes quite something.

But we're not looking at that. Instead, do you cut it. And if so, how?

See, I've always been used to 2, although in fairness 1 is easier to cut. 2 works for a nice cornish-pasty-style hold, if you're doing something at the same time. 3, on the other hand, is absolutely cursed.

by **Esheaun Stroakuss** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:01 am

2 all the way. Whoever does 3 needs psychiatric help.

by **Page** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:02 am

I don't cut it. A piece of bread is a rather light thing. It makes sense to not lift up an entire steak to take a bite out of it but I don't see any sense in cutting something I could balance on one finger.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:03 am

2. Occasionally 1.

by **Esheaun Stroakuss** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:05 am

Page wrote:I don't cut it. A piece of bread is a rather light thing. It makes sense to not lift up an entire steak to take a bite out of it but I don't see any sense in cutting something I could balance on one finger.

No!!!

by **Cannot think of a name** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:32 am

With my teeth.

by **Free Las Pinas** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:34 am

My teeth are good enough, but if I have to, it’d be 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, by order of preference.

by **Geneviev** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:34 am

2 is the only logical option. It's efficient.

by **Kowani** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:03 am

With a knife

by **Adamede** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:04 am

I don’t.

by **Nejii** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:05 am

Five to six bites and it’s gone. No cutting necessary.

by **Berhakonia** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:05 am

with a karate chop

by **Atheris** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:06 am

I don't.

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 11:09 am

Generally 1.

If I'm putting meats in it then it might be 2 or 3 depending on the dimensions.

by **Jedi Council** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 12:58 pm

I prefer bagels

by **The New California Republic** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:22 pm

I cut them into heptagons, several dozen out of each slice of toast.

by **Risottia** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:34 pm

I cut it along a plane parallel to the larger face.

Everything else is for amateurs.

by **Major-Tom** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:36 pm

Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:26 pm

On the diagonal, like a true capitalist

by **Adamede** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:30 pm

Major-Tom wrote:Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

by **Jedi Council** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:41 pm

Adamede wrote:
Major-Tom wrote:Y'all cut your toast? I just make two pieces of toast and eat both of 'em idk.

Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

See, this is why the UK is in such a state

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:51 pm

I don’t?

by **Atheris** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:54 pm

Jedi Council wrote:
Adamede wrote:Well according to Wikipedia the Brits have gone above and beyond by inventing a toast sandwich

See, this is why the UK is in such a state

That, and chip butties.

by **Theberstan** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:56 pm

People cut their toast?

by **Sundiata** » Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:57 pm

Jedi Council wrote:I prefer bagels

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