Crazy Laws in Your Nation

[Abritus]

In Abritus it is forbbiden to kill a crow on a dark sunday night.

[Magna Libero]

"Organ donation is compulsory", Misread the options.

[United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999]

It is illegal to have intercourse during a nuclear attack, since it would be considered a distasteful thing to do while being incinerated in nuclear fire.

Plastic sporks are illegal, you need to wear an RFID chip if you are a vegetarian and a United Timelines citizen, it is illegal to observe a cat being alive and dead at the same time, it is illegal to play anything other than death metal in elevators, right to open carry extends to anything under 10 kilotons in yield, etc.

Too fitting to retcon.
Anyhow, to show solidarity to survivors of the Artery Conflict, it is illegal to wear red on Friday, on penalty of being converted to gibs. Meanwhile, the color blue is illegal in sectors 7, 13, Sort-033, QQQQ, FhFh-992, and Assert-18235467541278. Those sectors have autocannons built to destroy anything blue. Operating a particle collider during a mullet storm is illegal due to the increased risk of thermonuclear catsplosion. The list goes on, and there's a good chance that everything on this thread is present in the Landfill. Even- no, especially the contradictory laws.

[Eupheos-Anetus]

When a citizen is at a bar or tavern, it is illegal to say, "I would like a steamed hot dog." This is due to its history of being a password or keyword for prostitutes within the bars and taverns in the late 1800's. We have just never gotten around to repealing the law.

[The Saint James Islands]

1. It is illegal to drive a boat on land or a car in the ocean. (We're an island nation and people are stupid. Don't blame us.)
2. It is illegal to start a fire with a mallet. 174 people died in the Arson of New Cardiff, where the arsonist used a mallet to smash a lantern. So...
3. You may not die in Saint James Palace (where the Senate meets), though dying in the Commonwealth House (where the House of Commons meets) is perfectly permissible.

[New Lyrane]

These are kind of odd laws:

It's illegal for a male to be outdoors after sundown without a competent guardian.

Not only military on active duty, but also all public officials are required to wear their dogtags at all times.

[The Republic of Mattlandia]

It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon greater than 10 meters long in a public place.

How the hell can that be a 'concealed weapon'?

[Paparian]

Paparian law stipulates that couples engaging in coitus must ensure any noises/moans/shrieks/screams made,do not exceed 90 decibels.Failure to comply will result in imprisonment not less than a year with hard labor and,or fine up to 5,000 Najib Dollars (US$2,000).

Faking an orgasm (applicable to both male and female) during coitus is an offence punishable with imprisonment up to a year and fine of 2,500 Najib Dollars (US$1,000).

Citizens/Non-citizens who enter any place of worship for the purpose of praying,and bring along their pet(s) must ensure the pet(s) join in prayers.Should the pet(s) refuse or fail to do so,the pet(s) and its owner are liable to punishment at the discretion of the administrators of the place of worship concerned.

[Johto and Kanto]

It is illegal to feed oats to anyone, regardless of circumstances.

[Republic of South Carolina]

Might be viewed as crazy for some Nations, but not in the Republic of South Carolina.

All Male Citizens 18 Years of Age or Older are considered National and/or State Militia. As such, they must possess at least One Semi-automatic or Selective Rifle and 300 rounds of Ammunition with the accompanying Magazines in their Household in case the need arises in time of War. Former Defense Force Personnel are allowed to take home their Service Rifle and Plate Carrier/Ballistic Helmet home unaltered. Failing to do so can result in 15 Years Imprisonment, if found not to be complying.

[Uiitba]

We have a number of laws which many would call bizarre, but to avoid boring the international community our legislative team have selected what they consider to be the top three:

It is illegal for any vehicle on the highway to be pulled by any animal smaller than a horse.
This dates to the times when horse-drawn carriages were in use, and there were concerns over animal exploitation when donkeys were used and many could not handle the loads they were employed to pull.

It is illegal for any politician to arrive at a session of Parliament without his sword.
An old law never repealed, and broadly considered invalid anyway since the term 'Parliament' was officially replaced in the 1980s by 'General Assembly'.

It is illegal for any person to intentionally travel, or send any object, backwards through time without first obtaining a relevant High Court Warrant.
Passed in the 1980s, this legislation came in response to a popular science fiction movie and was the brainchild of the government's scientific advisors, many of whom had somewhat fertile imaginations.

[Louis XIVs Tights]

Shaving ones legs and wearing tights are compulsory.

[Loungdako]

It is illegal to hit two birds with one stone.

[Badjuristan]

The Belief in Allah makes having a cross Illegal.

[New Visayan Islands]

It's been 7 years; let's leave this thread in peace, shall we?

Thanks!
NVI