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Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:30 am

I was playing Norms today, someone saw my Vladimir champion points (over 1 million) and said “we never had a chance to win because we’re VS a No Life Vlad player.”

Fair comment I guess... I mean I have been playing him obsessively since college.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:31 am

Alvecia wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:So I just came here to talk about Seraphine Sona 2.0, because all my friends playing League are talking about her.

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Yeah that’s what I thought too

They might as well rework Sona and superimpose this model, keep the hair blue though to avoid annoying fans

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Oct 13, 2020 4:44 pm

Yeah, I'm not buying Seraphine. Like I've seen Riot do cash grabs before, but this is just a new low for them. She will get no playtime from me. I'll wait for a real champ and not a forced mascot for KDA.
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Postby Tethys 13 » Tue Oct 13, 2020 9:48 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying Seraphine. Like I've seen Riot do cash grabs before, but this is just a new low for them. She will get no playtime from me. I'll wait for a real champ and not a forced mascot for KDA.


Have you seen her lore? She had special hearing powers, and through them discovered that Hextech Crystals still possessed sentience from when they were Brackern. So, because she was an empathetic and kind person... she decided to use them to power an amplifier to her hearing and voice so she could sing at Piltover and Zaun until they stopped disliking each other.
To quote a youtube channel, "Seraphine's stage is canonically powered by the souls of the innocent".
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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:11 pm

Tethys 13 wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying Seraphine. Like I've seen Riot do cash grabs before, but this is just a new low for them. She will get no playtime from me. I'll wait for a real champ and not a forced mascot for KDA.


Have you seen her lore? She had special hearing powers, and through them discovered that Hextech Crystals still possessed sentience from when they were Brackern. So, because she was an empathetic and kind person... she decided to use them to power an amplifier to her hearing and voice so she could sing at Piltover and Zaun until they stopped disliking each other.
To quote a youtube channel, "Seraphine's stage is canonically powered by the souls of the innocent".

Wow. That is...wow. She can hear the Brackern in those things, and she decides to sing instead of maybe telling someone? Cripes...
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Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
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Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Ameriganastan » Tue Oct 13, 2020 10:12 pm

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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
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Tsundere Ameri.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Alvecia » Wed Oct 14, 2020 1:07 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying Seraphine. Like I've seen Riot do cash grabs before, but this is just a new low for them. She will get no playtime from me. I'll wait for a real champ and not a forced mascot for KDA.

She does give the impression of a champ that started with corporate telling them "make another KDA" member, rather than just being thought up organically.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:21 am

I wish there was an easier way to get the champs I want in ARAM

getting stuck with a quirky champ like Lucian for 30-40 mins is bad
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Postby Ameriganastan » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:50 pm

I was Vlad.
He was Sett.

What followed was 15 minutes of trading. Neither of us apparently wanted to recall. I'm Vlad so I just keep healing it back, he's Sett with a Doran's Shield so he regens. I don't recall until nearly 15 after he finally gets frustrated and makes a bad dive.

Then they FF because bot got wrecked. Most boring game I've ever played.
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Wed Oct 14, 2020 11:59 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:I was Vlad.
He was Sett.

What followed was 15 minutes of trading. Neither of us apparently wanted to recall. I'm Vlad so I just keep healing it back, he's Sett with a Doran's Shield so he regens. I don't recall until nearly 15 after he finally gets frustrated and makes a bad dive.

Then they FF because bot got wrecked. Most boring game I've ever played.


Yeah his power is overwhelmingly focused on the late game. Sometimes it just doesn’t happen :)

I played a 23 min Ziggs ARAM yesterday, it was really fun and felt like a real siege/artillery campaign.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sat Oct 17, 2020 6:44 am

I'm making a new account to try and maximize the chances of getting Vladimir and Jhin in ARAM.

However, does the game KNOW that on my main I have a much higher MMR? Cause it looks like Q timers are really long despite it saying 0:33 secs Q time.
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Postby Alvecia » Sat Oct 17, 2020 9:41 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:I'm making a new account to try and maximize the chances of getting Vladimir and Jhin in ARAM.

However, does the game KNOW that on my main I have a much higher MMR? Cause it looks like Q timers are really long despite it saying 0:33 secs Q time.

Didn't they implement smurf dectection and separate smurf queues recently? Maybe you've been flagged

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 18, 2020 1:13 am

Alvecia wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:I'm making a new account to try and maximize the chances of getting Vladimir and Jhin in ARAM.

However, does the game KNOW that on my main I have a much higher MMR? Cause it looks like Q timers are really long despite it saying 0:33 secs Q time.

Didn't they implement smurf dectection and separate smurf queues recently? Maybe you've been flagged


I believe you that I have been flagged but it’s a bit much...

I mean, since when was Season 10 hardstuck Silver II considered smurfing?

I’m a small timer...

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Postby Alvecia » Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:57 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
Alvecia wrote:Didn't they implement smurf dectection and separate smurf queues recently? Maybe you've been flagged


I believe you that I have been flagged but it’s a bit much...

I mean, since when was Season 10 hardstuck Silver II considered smurfing?

I’m a small timer...

I've heard it's doing a good job at picking up smurfs, but there's also a few people moaning about being false positives, so could be they've got it on high and are willing to get a few false positives than false negatives.

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Postby Ameriganastan » Sun Oct 18, 2020 4:01 am

It's so fun getting an inting bot lane, and not being able to do anything because they're part of a 4 man. So my report meant jack diddly.

Fucking game.
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The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
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Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby Tethys 13 » Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:22 am

Ameriganastan wrote:It's so fun getting an inting bot lane, and not being able to do anything because they're part of a 4 man. So my report meant jack diddly.

Fucking game.


Sometimes you get teams like that. I have had a situation like that where I was playing as a Support, ended 6/1/19 and still got relentlessly flamed for being 'useless' and at the same time accused of 'killstealing' by four clown chums.

They probably only left Support open because they thought it was a 'lame' role.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 18, 2020 8:32 am

URF is truly truly TRULY atrocious...

I don't understand why they don't just do Hexakill more often

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Postby Ameriganastan » Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:33 pm

Infected Mushroom wrote:URF is truly truly TRULY atrocious...

I don't understand why they don't just do Hexakill more often

Well, Hexakill requires Twisted Treeline. And that map doesn't exist anymore. So...
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Eric Lumen: Ultimate Chad
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity

Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.

Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

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Postby ServoDroid Inc » Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:36 pm


What elo is this?
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 18, 2020 5:26 pm

ServoDroid Inc wrote:

What elo is this?


I only play norms now and I can’t clear high Silver this season so probably an opponent on some secondary/tertiary pick in the Silver range. But yeah I think it’s less I did well then I got lucky and he messed up.

1. He did a strange brief double back after Flash and before Ulting (there was nothing to juke so it must be a misclick and it may literally have cost the kill because that split second may change whether I reach blast plant or not)

2. I tried to pool Ult but actually failed the timing just slightly.

3. When he Ults, he should expect that I will pool, which means that he should hold WEQ until after he’s seen the pool and just as I’m coming out of it for the kill. He can’t reasonably expect to hit several buttons faster than I can hit one, this is not Mission Impossible (where the villain can’t pull the trigger before Tom Cruise can knock a gun out of the sand, spin around, grab the flying gun, and shoot the villain down).

4. The blast plant thing was just strange... I don’t want to be hard on it because let’s be serious here, who has had practice leading targets when they’re jumping on the blast cone? It’s such a rare situation he’s unlikely to have had much practice so even if he had tried to anticipate the jump in the split second and lead the target, he could have missed. Heck, when I hit the cone I was even that sure which direction it would jump.

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Postby Infected Mushroom » Sun Oct 18, 2020 5:30 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:URF is truly truly TRULY atrocious...

I don't understand why they don't just do Hexakill more often

Well, Hexakill requires Twisted Treeline. And that map doesn't exist anymore. So...


This makes me sad :(

I like the look and feel of the map. The color scheme was good.

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Postby ServoDroid Inc » Mon Oct 19, 2020 9:17 am

Infected Mushroom wrote:
ServoDroid Inc wrote:What elo is this?


I only play norms now and I can’t clear high Silver this season so probably an opponent on some secondary/tertiary pick in the Silver range. But yeah I think it’s less I did well then I got lucky and he messed up.

-snip-


I found his op.gg. He was playing jg Zed lmfao.

The flash engage, momentary backpedal, and blowing his entire combo while Vlad pooled was a huge misplay on his part. But then again, maybe he should've stuck with the meta and played an actual jungle champ.
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Mon Oct 19, 2020 5:39 pm

ServoDroid Inc wrote:
Infected Mushroom wrote:
I only play norms now and I can’t clear high Silver this season so probably an opponent on some secondary/tertiary pick in the Silver range. But yeah I think it’s less I did well then I got lucky and he messed up.

-snip-


I found his op.gg. He was playing jg Zed lmfao.

The flash engage, momentary backpedal, and blowing his entire combo while Vlad pooled was a huge misplay on his part. But then again, maybe he should've stuck with the meta and played an actual jungle champ.


Interesting. They’ve only got... 6 games on the account total? It is brand new wow!

I guess it’s not their main then.

...

Now imagine if I outplayed myself by holding pool after he Ults because I think:

“Even if I Pool and dodge his R... I’ve only got 1/3 health so he’d be smart, hold his WEQ + W + AA, and throw it after I come out of Pool and he wouldn’t miss. ... So better Pool just a bit late to acc- BOOM”

“You have been slain”
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Postby Infected Mushroom » Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:52 pm

I wonder how the new item changes will impact my favorite champions

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