
Super Calvinists Go Ballistic, Kryties Are Atrocious
By Rami Niblick in Glaskopolis, Rangers
JUST when you think it can't go any lower for the Dragons, they break the world limbo record. OK, so the defeat to Starblaydia, whilst painful to the psyche, was at least understandable, but this? This was inexcusable. Krytenia dominated a game, failed to make the most of their chances, and paid the price.
Krytenia seemed to have their opponents' number in the early running. Certainly, Cormac O'Neill was enjoying pulling the strings in the middle of the park. The problem was that the Gers, off the ball, were happy to sit a couple of extra men behind it. Alun Belmwr and Apollo Peters were simply smothered into submission, whilst Neil Smith found himself withdrawn and running out of options.
That's not to say Rangers were willing to sit on their laurels. They were looking for the sucker punch, drawing the sky blue and white shirts forward to exploit the gaps left behind. The advancement upfield of Joshua Kelnic and Oliver Alexander left space to be exploited, and a quick-thinking Konor Aurisorikis clearance released Boronis Baranasikis to cut inside James Aitken and flash the ball past Damien Carpenter.
This should have been the wake-up call that Krytenia needed, but they continued to bang their head against a blue wall, content to try and pass the ball in when that tactic clearly wasn't working. A clearly frustrated Smith was reduced to long shots, few of which gave Alanis Gregorikis any cause for concern.
The second half pretty much carried on where the first finished, the one exception being the replacement of Smith with Alex Parsons. It made little difference, as Rangers continued to get men behind the ball and stifle the Krytenian attack. Once again, the sucker punch came, this time Flora Helanderikis and Iani Hagiriakis combining to move the ball quickly upfield, Hagirakis lofting a ball over the defence for Yanis Kentis to drive home on the half-volley.
Finally forced to chase the game, Krytenia poured forward in numbers, hoping to force a defensive mistake. Helanderikis' slip allowed Belmwr in for the tenacious teenager to pull one back, but it was all in vain as the Dragons' profligacy got the better of them, failing to create an equaliser.
There can be no more slip-ups in a campaign which has been as up and down as a Nethertopian dance number. Krytenia need to start being ruthless against lesser opposition, and that has to start against Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom. Onward!
RANGERS FC - 2
Baranasikis 24
Kentis 68
KRYTENIA - 1
Belmwr 78





















































