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by Kallidrus » Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:18 pm
by Ameriganastan » Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:21 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Kallidrus » Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:22 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Was down in Memphis all day yesterday. What did I miss?
by Talchyon » Sun Aug 23, 2020 2:40 pm
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Pax Nerdvana » Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:18 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:58 pm
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Kallidrus » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:18 am
Western Fardelshufflestein wrote:There is no way Karen does not lead the knitting group.
by Pax Nerdvana » Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:08 am
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Aug 24, 2020 9:44 am
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Kallidrus » Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:00 am
by Talchyon » Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:32 am
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Anyone need to replace some broken furniture?GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Johan Zimmermann
-snip-
RP sample: [url]See IC thread[/url]. (OOC Comment - I found this hilarious, Pax. Having this phrase but keeping the coding even though you don't have a link for it just made smile.)
Leave here: Hang'em
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by American Pere Housh » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:50 pm
by Voxija » Mon Aug 24, 2020 4:47 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:15 pm
Voxija wrote:My character does not have clairvoyance.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Danceria » Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:27 pm
GRAND THEFT HORSE application
by American Pere Housh » Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:39 pm
Danceria wrote:(Delete parentheses and everything in them when you're done)(no u)GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Phillip “Pip” Lei Redpan (or as he’s known by other Chinese speakers as “Pan Lei”)
Job: Alleged Attorney, Part time Pugilist, currently unemployed/in between jobs due to bureaucratic tomfoolery.
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Appearance: A bronzed and stocky Miwok man, he wears his hair in the typical fashion of the Orient.
Skills: The man’s skilled with his hands as well as the books, and plays the atypical “dumb muscle” more or less rather well. He speaks only when needed and spoken to, and is the enlisted fisticuffs man/Worf Effecter to show when to (and when not to) cast fist. He’s certainly a long way from San Francisco, however, and extensive urbanite connections don’t mean a prairie-dog's derriere out in Zilch.
He’s currently trilingual, fluent in English and Mandarin Chinese, and speaks “enough” Spanish, though he pretends to not know much English due to the stereotypes of Native Americans not exactly being the most talkative-if they even speak a lick of English to begin with. A stereotype he is more than willing to exploit for his own benefit.
Stuff: A near endless amount of business cards (“Have books, will travel”), his suits, various books on law and other clerking matters, several knives ranging from pocket to sizable. No firearms, oddly enough.
For Comedy, he can use the power of slapstick and deadpan snark, and needing to work on my own comedic work.
Goals: As cliche as it is, to find himself. He feels confident in his book-smarts, but he wants a community of his own, and to genuinely improve himself.
Bio: A pardner of Coast Miwok descent, parents died during the 1837 smallpox outbreak at the tender age of four, and after toddling into the big city, he followed around a group of Chinese immigrants long enough to be informally adopted and christened “Lei” (due to being found during a thunderstorm). Life was good, but hard, among the urban poor where he learned how to survive in the streets [cue fisticuffs/getting-his-ass beat montage] and to prep for life beyond it [cue high octane book reading montage]. He found his way as a bellboy in Hotel Carlton, and was considered quite a bright young lad, and by the patronage of the owner and several of his fellow Chinese immigrants, got his education in a Fransican school where he reconnected with his Native Roots. By the time he graduated, Philip Lei Redpan was well learned, but he didn’t quite know who or what he was. Sure he was enthralled by the vast open country his tribesmen had wandered for years, but he was too far “civilized” and their numbers too few for him to make a difference. Being an attorney for the downtrodden was well and good, and he was adopted by and large by the burgoing Chinese immigrant population, but he still didn’t entirely feel like he belonged there. Guided perhaps out of youthful idealism and wanderlust contagious with folks of the time, the young man went East hoping to take up law. Whether to practice or teach it remains to be seen...
RP sample: YEE-HAW
Leave here: Hang'em
by Danceria » Mon Aug 24, 2020 5:44 pm
American Pere Housh wrote:Danceria is here, welcome to the club bro.
by American Pere Housh » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:15 pm
by Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:18 pm
American Pere Housh wrote:Has anybody other than the bartender taking notice that a U.S MARSHAL is in East Zilch?
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
by Danceria » Mon Aug 24, 2020 6:20 pm
American Pere Housh wrote:Has anybody other than the bartender taking notice that a U.S MARSHAL is in East Zilch?
by Democratic Republic of Eiria » Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:49 pm
by Talchyon » Mon Aug 24, 2020 8:10 pm
Democratic Republic of Eiria wrote:Do you guys want to have a dedicated discord server dedicated to GTH?
Danceria wrote:GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Phillip “Pip” Lei Redpan (or as he’s known by other Chinese speakers as “Pan Lei”)
-snip-
For Comedy, he can use the power of slapstick and deadpan snark, and needing to work on my own comedic work.
-more snip-
Bio: -even more snip-
Leave here: Hang'em
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by The GAmeTopians » Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:58 pm
Empire of Donner land wrote:EHEG don't stop for no one.
It's like your a prostitute and the RP is a truck. The truck don't stop.
by Talchyon » Tue Aug 25, 2020 4:09 am
American Pere Housh wrote:Has anybody other than the bartender taking notice that a U.S MARSHAL is in East Zilch?
Louisianan wrote:Talchyon has great comedic writing, that is true.
by Pax Nerdvana » Tue Aug 25, 2020 6:53 am
Talchyon wrote:Pax Nerdvana wrote:Anyone need to replace some broken furniture?GRAND THEFT HORSE application
Name: Johan Zimmermann
-snip-
RP sample: [url]See IC thread[/url]. (OOC Comment - I found this hilarious, Pax. Having this phrase but keeping the coding even though you don't have a link for it just made smile.)
Leave here: Hang'em
Carpenter Johan Zimmermann is ACCEPTED! Welcome (again) to Grand Theft Horse!
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