Insurgian Surplus Armory Inc.

[Insurgia]

Insurgian Surplus Armory Incorporated

"For all your weaponized needs!"

Note to buyer: We apologize for any inconvenience as we are only selling surplus and conventional firearms currently.
In the near future, more weapons may be added to the catalogue.
$100 for standard shipping (5-10 days for delivery)
$350 for express shipping (2-5 days for delivery)
We do require an adult signature upon delivery to release the merchandise.

Link to Catalogue: Insurgian Armory Catalogue

How to Buy:

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[b]Name of Buyer[/b]:
[b]Desired Product and Quantity[/b]:
[b]Desired Shipping and Delivery Option[/b]:

[Insurgia]

Example of purchase:

Name of Buyer: Enoch Anderson
Desired Product and Quantity: 4 Yugo Crates
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: Express Shipping

(To which I will reply with a price total.)

"That'll be $200,000."

o.O

[Balgariia]

Name of Buyer:
Ministry of People's Defence
Desired Product and Quantity:
10 "Arm your community" packages;
10 Tula SKS Crates;
5 Heavy Weapons Crates;
10 Well-armed Militia packages;
5 Plan B crates;
2 Anti-Vehicle crates;
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option:
Standard

We would like to procure the following equipment for training ,research amd ceremonial purposes.

[Insurgia]

Name of Buyer:
Ministry of People's Defence
Desired Product and Quantity:
10 "Arm your community" packages;
10 Tula SKS Crates;
5 Heavy Weapons Crates;
10 Well-armed Militia packages;
5 Plan B crates;
2 Anti-Vehicle crates;
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option:
Standard

We would like to procure the following equipment for training ,research amd ceremonial purposes.

Thank you so much for shopping at our armory!

Your total is $1,230,000.
Shipping for standard is $100.

You should expect your merchandise within the next 5-10 days. Thank you for choosing us as your armory destination.

[Republic of Pine]

Name of Buyer: Lt. Col. Bradford Krueger, Ministry of the Military for the Republic of Pine

Desired Product and Quantity:

20 X Guerrilla Army Packages
10 X Tula SKS Crates
10 X Heavy Weapons Crates (Russian)
80 X Yugo Crates
50 X Anti-vehicle Crates

Desired Shipping and Delivery Option:

secure truck freight, please ship to

Department of Military Testing and Procurement
Army Supply Depot 3 (DS3)
ATTN: Receiving Officer
1 10 katu no.4
30045 Lizenia

[Insurgia]

Name of Buyer: Lt. Col. Bradford Krueger, Ministry of the Military for the Republic of Pine

Desired Product and Quantity:

20 X Guerrilla Army Packages
10 X Tula SKS Crates
10 X Heavy Weapons Crates (Russian)
80 X Yugo Crates
50 X Anti-vehicle Crates

Desired Shipping and Delivery Option:

secure truck freight, please ship to

Department of Military Testing and Procurement
Army Supply Depot 3 (DS3)
ATTN: Receiving Officer
1 10 katu no.4
30045 Lizenia

Thank you so much for shopping at our armory!

Your total is $8,550,000.
Shipping for standard is $100.

You should expect your merchandise within the next 5-10 days. Thank you for choosing us as your armory destination.

[Kyundao]

Name of Buyer: Ilya Marcos, representative of the Capitalist Liberation Front, a right-wing revolutionary group backed by the Capitalist Party of Kyundao.
Desired Product and Quantity: 1,000 Tula SKS Crates. We have $5,000,000 ready as we calculated the total cost beforehand.
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: Deliver to Park Chung Hee City Port by ship. Kyundao has no tariffs so you won't have to raise your prices.

[Insurgia]

Name of Buyer: Ilya Marcos, representative of the Capitalist Liberation Front, a right-wing revolutionary group backed by the Capitalist Party of Kyundao.
Desired Product and Quantity: 1,000 Tula SKS Crates. We have $5,000,000 ready as we calculated the total cost beforehand.
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: Deliver to Park Chung Hee City Port by ship. Kyundao has no tariffs so you won't have to raise your prices.

Thank you for shopping at our armory! We appreciate you calculating the total beforehand.

As agreed, your total is $5,000,000.
Shipping for standard is $100.

You should expect your merchandise within the next 5-10 days. Thank you for choosing us as your armory destination.

[MesoAmerican cultures]

Name of Buyer: MesoAmerican Culturesian Defense Ministry
Desired Product and Quantity:
40 Arm your community package (400 Mosin Nagant) = 320k
2 crates of Tula SKS = 10k
2 crates of RPK (7.62mm LMG) = 70k
3 crate of M2 recoilless rifles: 225k
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: Standard Shipping, or we will send a simple cargo ship to load the crates ourselves. If first option is prefered, deliveries should go to Habana Military Dockyards, La Habana Port, Cuba, Caribbean Region of the Confederacy of MesoAmerican Cultures (with early notice if possible)

[Insurgia]

Name of Buyer: MesoAmerican Culturesian Defense Ministry
Desired Product and Quantity:
40 Arm your community package (400 Mosin Nagant) = 320k
2 crates of Tula SKS = 10k
2 crates of RPK (7.62mm LMG) = 70k
3 crate of M2 recoilless rifles: 225k
Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: Standard Shipping, or we will send a simple cargo ship to load the crates ourselves. If first option is prefered, deliveries should go to Habana Military Dockyards, La Habana Port, Cuba, Caribbean Region of the Confederacy of MesoAmerican Cultures (with early notice if possible)

Thank you for shopping at our armory!

Your total is $625,000.
Cost for standard is $100.

You should expect your merchandise within the next 5-10 days. Thank you for choosing us as your armory destination.

[The united American-Isreali empire]

Name of Buyer: united american-isreali empire
Desired Product and Quantity:

Guerrilla Army Package x200,000
Arm Your Community Package x 500,000
Well Armed Militia Package x-10,000
Tula SKS Crate x50,000
Heavy Weapons Crate x-10,000
Heavy Weapons Crate (Russian) x-20,000
Plan B Crate x10,000
Yugo Crate x100,000
Antivehicle Crate x50,000




Desired Shipping and Delivery Option: new Havana harbor and air flights.