by Estados Vaticanos » Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:01 am
by Piikala » Wed Aug 12, 2020 7:25 pm
by Varenskjyr » Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:17 pm
Time: 21:03
Date: 08.12.20
Memo: Official response to developments between the Kingdom of the Vatican States and the Kebabibabi Dictatorship.
FROM: The following is a transcript by Foreign Minister Mashra il-Ghazi given in Ankara, Turkey.
The Federated Republics of Varenskjyr is closely monitoring the situation with utmost significance. While Varenskjyr has no stakes with either nation, VIAD and OSIS reports have confirmed that several dozen nationalist foreign fighters have sought refuge in the Kebabibabi Dictatorship while actively planning attacks on Varenskjyrian soil. Since the Battle of Baghouz earlier in 2019, many Varenskjyrian fighters have fled to war zones and sympathetic nations across the globe, and key leaders in Varenskjyr are keen in bringing such individuals to justice. As such, VIAD and OSIS offices will act with utmost proactiveness and decisiveness. Varenskjyr is willing to work with leadership in the Kingdom of the Vatican States to better apprehend these individuals.
As of 21:00, OSIS confirmed that the following organizations are represented in the current conflict between the Kingdom of Vatican States and the Kebabibabi Dictatorship:Liwa' Farusat Wawalafuz (LFW)
Islamic State fil-Varenskjyr (ISV)
Jaysh Thawrar al-Kalkenislund (JTK)
Musa Red Brigade (MRB)
Legion of the Scythe and Thistle (LST-GC)
Once more, VIAD and OSIS are committed toward defeating terrorism and violent extremism wherever it threatens Varenskjyr, its citizens, and global peace.
by Kebabibabi » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:34 am
Piikala wrote:The Imperial State of Piikala and her self administrative states would like to aid the Kebabibabi dictatorship and will continue the trade of weapons and goods with the dictatorship. Any attacks or provocations against any Piikalan flagged vessel will be interpreted as an act of war. These necessary actions are to protect Piikalas interests of containing the Christian world and so we will ignore any violations to protect Piikalan interests.
by Kebabibabi » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:45 am
by Estados Vaticanos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 2:12 pm
Kebabibabi wrote:The Nation of Estados Vaticanos has been labelled an Enemy of The Dictatorship. The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi has decreed that any nation who attempts to assist Estados Vaticanos in their futile acts of aggression towards our nation are to also be labelled as Enemy of The Dictatorship, and they may be dealt with accordingly.
Regards, a humble subject of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi,
Hummus Tabouli
General Secretary - Office of The Dictatorate
by Piikala » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:16 pm
by Estados Vaticanos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:33 pm
Piikala wrote:The Imperial State of Piikala upon hearing of this unprovoked threat to the Kebabibabi government has decided to grant all members of the government and their families Piikalan citizenship if they apply. We also would like to let say that any harm to a Piikalan national will not be tolerated and that any damage to a Piikalan national will mean war with that nation.
by Piikala » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:34 pm
Kebabibabi wrote:Piikala wrote:The Imperial State of Piikala and her self administrative states would like to aid the Kebabibabi dictatorship and will continue the trade of weapons and goods with the dictatorship. Any attacks or provocations against any Piikalan flagged vessel will be interpreted as an act of war. These necessary actions are to protect Piikalas interests of containing the Christian world and so we will ignore any violations to protect Piikalan interests.
The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos
by Piikala » Thu Aug 13, 2020 7:41 pm
Estados Vaticanos wrote:Piikala wrote:The Imperial State of Piikala upon hearing of this unprovoked threat to the Kebabibabi government has decided to grant all members of the government and their families Piikalan citizenship if they apply. We also would like to let say that any harm to a Piikalan national will not be tolerated and that any damage to a Piikalan national will mean war with that nation.
Well, we have a budget to invade 2 nations, we do not tolerate nations that use weapons against their own citizens and if you support them we promise that your head of state will be considered a war criminal and will be judged as such.
by Estados Vaticanos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:09 pm
Piikala wrote:Estados Vaticanos wrote:
Well, we have a budget to invade 2 nations, we do not tolerate nations that use weapons against their own citizens and if you support them we promise that your head of state will be considered a war criminal and will be judged as such.
The Piikalan state does recognize these war crimes but is willing to overlook them to protect the sovereignty of other nations who are being unjustly threatened by another government. The Piikalan state feels that the ruling of a government should be determined by the peoples, not the international community. Also, any attack of the Piikalan nation will see the usage of nuclear, biological, and guerrilla warfare that'll create mass casualties for both sides. So please retract your threats of war as every Piikalan upon attack is willing to fight till the nation that stretches from the state of Celebritydude to Manchukuo is turned to dust.
by Estados Vaticanos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:12 pm
Piikala wrote:Kebabibabi wrote:The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos
The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.
by Estados Vaticanos » Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:14 pm
by Piikala » Thu Aug 13, 2020 11:44 pm
Estados Vaticanos wrote:Piikala wrote:
The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.
I recommend that you do not put military ships in international waters where we are patrolling, since we have cruise missiles pointing at the house of your dictator, government headquarters, recognized bunkers, military camps and the defenses of this dictatorship and also that we have stealth bombers to destroy planes on the ground and enemy positions
by Kebabibabi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 12:40 am
Piikala wrote:Kebabibabi wrote:The Dictatorship appreciates your assistance in our defence against this unprovoked infringement on our sovereignty by Estados Vaticanos
The Imperial State of Piikala would like to create an alliance between Kebabibabi and the Imperial State of Piikala and her self administered state and her colonies. To counteract the Christian devils who try to destroy all non-Christian religions with their ways. Piikala would also like permission to station military ships, military personal, biological weapons, and aircraft in Kebabibabi to protect Piikalan vessels and interest in the region.
by Kebabibabi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 12:43 am
Estados Vaticanos wrote:and I recommend to the dictator of this nation that he retract his policies, not be a dictator, become a monarch, give them rights and give them a parliamentary monarchy or else they will not have to govern since we will take it out of their hands and anyone from Your nation that wants asylum in ours will be received and if your government does not let them leave, we will enter with troop transport planes and let their citizens get on our planes and be taken to our ships and there saved
by Estados Vaticanos » Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:47 am
Kebabibabi wrote:Estados Vaticanos wrote:and I recommend to the dictator of this nation that he retract his policies, not be a dictator, become a monarch, give them rights and give them a parliamentary monarchy or else they will not have to govern since we will take it out of their hands and anyone from Your nation that wants asylum in ours will be received and if your government does not let them leave, we will enter with troop transport planes and let their citizens get on our planes and be taken to our ships and there saved
The Dictator has rejected this recommendation. In the words of The Most Supreme of Supremist, Our Glorious Leader, Mister Bechick Donalal, The God-Given Dictator of Kebabibabi, "the people of Kebabibabi, especially the poor, do not deserve rights or political freedom. The entire reason for their existence is to serve me, their glorious leader".
In other news: $1.27 million has been paid to Kebabibabi citizens as a reward for burning Christian bibles.
by Estados Vaticanos » Fri Aug 14, 2020 1:48 am
by Kebabibabi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 3:20 am
by Estados Vaticanos » Fri Aug 14, 2020 4:07 am
Kebabibabi wrote:The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.
by Hanshire » Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:20 am
Estados Vaticanos wrote:Kebabibabi wrote:The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.
Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?
by Kebabibabi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:33 am
Hanshire wrote:Estados Vaticanos wrote:
Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?
A missile attack will cays mass civilian casualties. I imagine there could be repercussions for that.
PS: Hanshire has not aligned in this conflict and doesn't intend to but will observe
by Kebabibabi » Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:37 am
Estados Vaticanos wrote:Kebabibabi wrote:The Dome of Protection (a project completed by 3 million citizens who were forced to build it and died in the process) has been placed over The Home Palace of The Dictator. This dome is impenetrable and will keep The Dictator safe. However, citizens are not protected or allowed into the dome and will be open to any attack on The Dictatorship.
Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?
by Estados Vaticanos » Fri Aug 14, 2020 8:42 am
Kebabibabi wrote:Estados Vaticanos wrote:
Are you aware that a canopy won't keep you alive if we launch cruise and air-to-ground missiles?
Message from The Dictator: Are you aware that if you fire missiles on our nation, we will start executing citizens (males aged 70+) until that action ceases? Their deaths will be on your nations hands.
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