
The four anchors of the Olympics team of TSG TV (Short for Tikariot Sports Gazette TV) are in the studio with the huge screen behind them showing live picture from the street of Istria.
Damian Caravalo: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to our first newscast from the Olympic Summer Games, more precisely from Banija, where the first events have gone underway late yesterday. From a Tikariotian perspective we have seen four athletes and teams in action and first on the menu was water polo, so right over to Mina Soroka and Angelina Volkova.
The picture cuts to the Loyola-Busukuma Water Sports Center in Busukuma, National Capitol Region, where Mina and Angelina are standing next to the pool.
Mina Soroka: Thank you Damian! It feels exciting to be the first team to kick off the actual coverage. Anyways. Welcome to Busukuma, where the women's team was the first one in action, as the gents had a bye today and will be entering the competition on match day 2. So the draw brought us together with Taeshan, New Waldensia, Jeckland, The Jovannic, Ioudaia and Siovanija and Teusland, with today's opponent being The Jovannic.
Angelina Volkova: The game was, and I apologize for what is a horrible platitude, game of two halves and not just literally, but also literally, and yes, I am aware of the fact that it's four quarters.
Mina has a hard time keeping a straight face as her colleague is taking a deep breath.
Volkova: Tikariot came off to a great start, scoring three times in the first quarter Sharon Horn scoring twice and Kayana Prosser once. The second quarter added three more, courtesy of Martina Lomax, Estelle St-Outard and again Sharon Horn, allowing only one goal by The Jovannic. Unfortunately the team could not keep up this strong showing in the second half and only managed three more goals courtesy of Horn, St-Outard and Lomax, but conceding a whopping eight goals, handing The Jovannic a completely unnecessary point as the match ended 9 apiece.
Soroka: Seeing how we had a more than comfortable lead, it is very disappointing to see us drop a point here, but sometimes a team or athlete needs kind of a wake-up call at the beginning to get them into the right mindframe, so let's hope they will be able to right this wrong in the second coming. Back to the studio
Julian Sovran: Thank you, ladies. And today was ladies' day for Tikariot, as the softball team also had its first game of the group stage, over to Sara, Angelo and Kenneth over in Kosactus.
Angelo Mori: Thanks Julian. Hello from Kosactus, which I honest to God had first mistaken for a kind of cactus, but thankfully this city in Moravica is a lot less painful.
Kenneth Burgess: Definitely a lot less painful than your humour...
Mori: Haha, very funny. Anyways, as Julian already said, it was the ladies in action here, as the gents are going to join into the action up in Herzegovina City tomorrow. And here we embrace the company of Renzynistan, Mattijana, Nagore, Krytenia and Npc West Florida, with Nagore being the first opponent.
Sara Ladle: And what a start to the Olympics it was, giving the opposition a great first impression as to what to expect from our ladies here. 10-2 was the result in a magnificent showing that makes hopes for more. The top players without a doubt were starting pitcher Karissa Speers, who managed to go through six innings without allowing even a hit, and the duo of Seraphina Jackson and Ashley Canales, both of who hit two home runs each, with Jackson even driving home a rare grand slam in the fourth inning.
Kenneth Burgess: Stephanie Tsikronis and Madeline Welch allowed one run each before Jade Gonzalez steered the ship across the finish line for a commanding win that is a huge boost for the whole team, hopefully setting the mood for the Olympics on day one already. Aaaand right over to Aissa, where our trusted football trio infernale of Alistair McIntosh, Duncan Haldane and Martin Seagrave are waiting with their report on how our ladies' team did in their first group match.
Martin Seagrave: Hidy-ho, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the football events, where Tikariot faced Britonisea, also in the group are Renzynistan, like in softball, Lovisa and Megistos, in match one. And unfortunately the result was far less pleasing than in softball as Britonisea managed to shut us out 1-0. Despite showing great spirit after conceding the first, and in the end only, goal after only 14 minutes, the Tikariotian ladies put up a great fight, led especially by midfielder Kasey Ashton and right winger Danielle Sinclair, but that's the thing with football, you can have as much possession and scoring chances as you want, if you can't put the round thing into the rectangular thing, you simply cannot win a game.
Duncan Haldane: Yes, it is an unfortunate start to the Olympics and since we are in a 5-team group, only the winner and three of the nine best runners-up will qualify for the knockout round, so the next games count even more than already before as we went off on the wrong foot, but even though we lost this battle, the war is still in full swing.
Alistair McIntosh: The men, just to throw that in there, have been drawn into group 9 with Ioudaia, Græntfjall and Vekaiyu, playing in the northeastern town of Askatasuna, a few days from now, so nothing urgent from there just yet. Back to the studio.
Lisa Carr: Thanks gents. This leaves one more discipline where Tikariotian ladies were on the court today, namely tennis, where the preliminary round was held and two of our athletes had been drawn here, Aidana Fielding and Sarina Bradd. So how did they fare, Julius?
Julius Lidre: Well, looking at the results of the day so far, we had the good and the bad, so what is missing? Exactly, the ugly. Aidana Fielding was first to go on and was facing Maria Sophia Lubis from PCU and lost the first set 5-7, recovered in the second one 7-5, but too many unforced errors saw Lubis break Fielding first thing in the third set and then comfortably brought the match home 6-3. Where things turned ugly, though, was when Sarina Bradd stepped on the court. She was the clear favourite against Krytenian Georgia Bassett and took the first set 6-3 without any problems, but then the second set was an absolute nightmare for Bradd, completely going under 6-0 and in the last set it showed that her confidence had taken a serious hit, losing 6-4 and thus ending her first Olympic experience very prematurely.
Matt Novak: Thank you Julius and I liked the analogy of the good, the bad, the ugly. So across the board vastly varying results on the first day of the Olympics, even though they technically have not even begun. So let's have a look at day -1, if you want, and what we can expect here. Match days 2 for water polo, softball and football for the ladies, Tikariot entering the men's water polo as well, the first day of baseball and play-in matches and bouts for badminton and boxing. Also the preliminary round in men's tennis and finally the play-in match for the 3x3 basketball events for both ladies and gentlemen, everything in Istria with Orean only coming into play the day after when they kick off with the rowing heats.
Carovalo: So I hope that we will have more of the good and less of the ugly to report tomorrow, until then stay cool, stay safe!




















