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Postby Squidroidia » Sat Jun 27, 2020 2:20 pm

Squidroidian Friendlies - Season 2, Day 4

Foreign teams from Day 2 (Leaving after Day 4)
  • Panirakleios (Vdara)


Panirakleios (VDR) 0–1 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 0–3 Starlight Boulevard FC
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Weedpot FC 0–0 Club Factoria
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TryHard Sporting 0–1 Tractor Club Sawayama
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Midnight Soccer Club 1–0 Tyranny Sports Club
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Octo Valley FC 1–5 Spartansburg City
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Northport Meadows SC 1–1 Inkopolis FC

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Postby Squidroidia » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:40 am

Squidroidian Friendlies - Season 2, Final Day (Day 5)

Foreign team arriving in Squidroidia (Day 5 only)
  • Inter Misei (Kita-Hinode), will play against the defending Squidroidian champions Calamari Wanderers

Tyranny Sports Club 2–0 Northport Meadows SC
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TryHard Sporting 0–1 Starlight Boulevard FC
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Real Squidroid CF 1–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
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Tractor Club Sawayama 2–1 Inkopolis FC
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Octo Valley FC 1–3 Spartansburg City
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Club Factoria 1–3 Midnight Soccer Club
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 2–0 Inter Misei (KIT)


Squidroidian Friendlies have officially ended




Schedule for Season 2
  • July 1st - Preseason Preview
  • July 10th - Transfer Roundup
  • Sometime after July 12th - IFCF Reviews
  • After the 3rd Qualifying Round of IFCF competition - Squidroidian Super Cup
  • 2 days after the Super Cup - Season 2 of the Squidroidian football leagues (SL, CL and YL)

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Postby Squidroidia » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:07 am

The Jecken Squidroidian Super League

Season 2 Preview





About Jecken
Jecken is a food conglomerate based in Jeckland, in the region of Esportiva. As the main suppliers of Jeckish Chicken, the national food of the nation of Jeckland, they have a major stake in football, including being the main sponsor of multiple teams throughout the multiverse. With Jecken penning a 5 season sponsorship with the Super League, they hope to develop the sport in the nation and provide youngsters with an opportunity to make the jump to other nations given their worth. Boxes of Jeckish Chicken will be served at all Super League venues.


New Rules for the Season
After a meeting with the 12 current Squidroidian clubs and the representatives of 2 new teams to join the Challenge League this season, the Squidroidian system is being given an overhaul for the future. The changes to the Super League include:
  • The expansion of the season from 14 games to 28 to provide teams with a more competitive season for FFI and IFCF competition preparation
  • The addition of promotion and relegation with the Challenge League, with the team bottom of the league automatically relegated and the 7th place team being placed in a promotion/relegation playoff group with the 2nd and 3rd place teams in the Challenge League
  • The addition of sleeve sponsors for every team in the Super League to provide more income for struggling clubs
  • The creation of the Squidroidian Shield, to be given to the Super League winner (The design to be revealed on the final day)


With that being taken care of, let's talk about the teams suiting up for the upcoming Super League season.

Calamari Wanderers CFC

Nickname: The Flying Squids
Location: Calamari County
Stadium: County Stadium (27,830 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 1st in the Super League, Quarter-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Champions League, FFI Liga dos Vencedores
Expectations: Challenge for IFCF competition

Throughout last season the Wanderers punched abnormally above their weight. The club in white, expecting to finish in a respectable position after getting knocked out of the Cup in the Last 8 phase to the eventual champions, instead romped to the Super League title with some resistance. Throughout preseason they put up a decent fight for themselves, even getting results against sides from Vdara and Kita-Hinode. Pundits are looking at this team for a deep run in the IFCF Champions League qualifiers, especially with Oda Shoko penning a new deal with the Calamari County based outfit.


Inkopolis FC

Nickname: The Inklings
Location: Inkopolis
Stadium: Inkopolis City Stadium (50,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 2nd in the Super League, Semi-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Challengers Cup, FFI Liga dos Vencedores
Expectations: Compete for the Super League title

Losing out on the title race to the Wanderers, the IFC Inklings have some business to do in the domestic transfer market with rumors of Squidroidia’s best player, Endo Hoshi, ready to move away from the giants. A solid window could see them bolster an already tough defense, 2nd best in terms of keeping the ball away from the net, and a midfield that might have the guts to go to the Group Stage of the FFI Liga dos Vencedores. Nevertheless people are expecting great things for the club as they try to lift the Super League and Cup.


FC Squidroidia Squidbreak

Nickname: The Squidbreak
Location: Takanori Army Base
Stadium: Squidroidia Armed Forces Park (30,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 3rd in the Super League, Quarter-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Challengers Cup, FFI Taça das Confederações
Expectations: Win the Super League

Last season was an embarrassment for Squidroidia’s army team. As many were expecting a title challenge from the supposed best club in the nation, they didn’t notice the glaring flaws around the team. At one point they were flirting with a last place finish, but some heroics in the home stretch of the season saw the Squidbreak finish in the Taça das Confederações spot. For the SAF however, this is not what they wanted. With a larger-than-expected batch of new recruits to the team, a B side has been set up to provide youngsters in the Armed Forces with game minutes in case they make the jump to the senior side. Expect them to easily lift the Super League title and have a ball in the Challengers Cup and Taça das Confederações this season.


Tyranny Sports Club

Nickname: The Tyranny
Location: Ichimoto
Stadium: Tyranny Arena (16,263 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 4th in the Super League, Quarter-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Challengers Cup
Expectations: Avoid relegation

This crime syndicate of a football club shocked most of the nation with its exploits last time round. Despite having a defense that resembled a tattered shield, the Ichimoto club somehow snuck into international competition in large part due to TryHard Sporting knocking them out of the Cup. However, the flaws have seemed to have stuck, highlighted by a 6-1 loss in preseason to Real Squidroid. To many, they look like a team poised for relegation and a one-and-done in the Challengers Cup. The challenge for The Tyranny looks like they will be proving the doubters wrong and escaping a relegation dogfight.


Midnight Soccer Club

Nickname: The Dark Moon
Location: Midnight
Stadium: Darkness Stadium (17,301 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 5th in the Super League, Final of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Finish mid table

The Dark Moon had a rollercoaster of emotions throughout last season. With multiple matchdays at the foot of the Super League table, only a strong cup run could keep their optimism alive. Although losing in the Final to our next team in the Preview, they finished the season strong and even had an outside chance at IFCF football without the need of a Cup victory, ending 5th and far out of harm’s way. This season, with the side looking like it has been given an oomph with new academy graduates including a seemingly great goalie. It would be ideal to finish in the Challengers Cup spots, but they look like a side stuck to midtable for now.


Real Squidroid CF

Nickname: Los Squidroids
Location: Inkopolis
Stadium: Tower Stadium (22,142 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 6th in the Super League, Squidroidian Cup winners
International Competitions: IFCF Cup Winners Cup
Expectations: Compete for IFCF competition

Los Squidroids had a day to remember after lifting the Squidroidian Cup at the home of their city rivals against MSC. With a berth in the Cup Winners Cup for the 2nd team in the capital city, the team in pink and green seem to be in control of their own destiny, as Amagawa Katsuyoshi seems to have steadied the ship and will stay with the team in the peak of his powers. What’s more is that the youngsters in the Caos Joven academy have seemed to have put in numbers when they played in their friendlies, with a bright 16 year old winger scoring against TSC in their 6-1 demolition. However, they want to ditch their CWC run in favor of a spot in Challengers or even the chance to win a title, so expect them to at the very least finish in the top 4.


Tractor Club Sawayama

Nickname: The Farmers
Location: Sawayama
Stadium: Tractor Arena (18,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 7th in the Super League, Quarter-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Avoid relegation

The promise of a player on loan from the Jovannic have not swayed the supporters of the Farmers, with the worst attacking team in the last Super League season getting no major additions to try to correct their ways. Despite playing in an awesome stadium by those travelling for an away day in the farm town, Tractor Club are expected to break down and be in a relegation battle come the home stretch of the season, if not already sealing their fate in the Challenge League this season. Everybody knows somebody has to step up in order for them to score a hay bale-thrower of a goal.


Starlight Boulevard FC

Nickname: The Boulevard Boys
Location: Starlight
Stadium: Sunrise Park (17,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 8th in the Super League, Preliminary Round of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Avoid relegation

In terms of ways to embarrass your fanbase, Starlight Boulevard have done it in more ways than one. Lose in the Preliminaries of the Cup to the worst team in the nation? Check. Go from a spot in IFCF and FFI competition to last in the league? Check. Piss off your most loyal player to the point where he drops down to the 2nd tier? You got it! The joke that was the previous Starlight season will have to be put in the rear-view mirror for now, otherwise they look like another team in the dogfight this time around in the Super League. They can’t stand another season of Midnight finishing above them.





Who to root for?

If you want glory? FC Squidroidia Squidbreak or Inkopolis FC
If you want a feel good story? Calamari Wanderers CFC
Bored of goals? Tractor Club Sawayama
In need of violence? Tyranny Sports Club
Worship happy? Real Squidroid CF
Just... Eh? Midnight Soccer Club
Ready for a relegation dogfight? Starlight Boulevard FC

Predictions

The Madhouse Prediction
Winners: Midnight Soccer Club
Challengers Cup: Tyranny Sports Club, Inkopolis FC and Real Squidroid CF
Midtable: Starlight Boulevard FC and FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
Pro/Rel Group: Tractor Club Sawayama
Relegated: Calamari Wanderers CFC

The Pundits Prediction
Winners: Real Squidroid CF
Challengers Cup: Inkopolis FC, FC Squidroidia Squidbreak, Calamari Wanderers CFC
Midtable: Starlight Boulevard FC and Midnight Soccer Club
Pro/Rel Group: Tractor Club Sawayama
Relegated: Tyranny Sports Club

The (un)Professional Prediction
Winners: Inkopolis FC
Challengers Cup: FC Squidroidia Squidbreak, Midnight Soccer Club, Calamari Wanderers CFC
Midtable: Real Squidroid CF and Starlight Boulevard FC
Pro/Rel Group: Tractor Club Sawayama
Relegated: Tyranny Sports Club

The Professional Professional Prediction
Winners: FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
Challengers Cup: Inkopolis FC, Real Squidroid CF, Calamari Wanderers CFC
Midtable: Tractor Club Sawayama CF and Starlight Boulevard FC
Pro/Rel Group: Tyranny Sports Club
Relegated: Midnight Soccer Club

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Postby Squidroidia » Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:32 am

The Inklingcraft Squidroidian Challenge League

Season 2 Preview





About Inklingcraft
Inklingcraft was founded as the main automobile company in the nation of Squidroidia, but has transferred over to providing public transportation like buses and light rail. The Inklingcraft Monorail is the crown jewel of the company, as it serves the entire city of Inkopolis and provides easy transport for Squidroidia's disabled citizens. Inklingcraft will provide transportation for teams to and from their Challenge League games and will be the main kit sponsors of the Inkopolis FC and FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B teams.


New Rules for the Season
    After a meeting with the 12 current Squidroidian clubs and the representatives of 2 new teams to join the Challenge League this season, the Squidroidian system is being given an overhaul for the future. The changes to the Challenge League include:
  • The expansion of the season from 6 games to 28 to provide teams with a more competitive season for IFCF competition preparation and promotion
  • The addition of promotion and relegation with the Super League, with the winners of the Super League automatically promoted and the the 2nd and 3rd place teams being placed in a promotion/relegation playoff group with the 7th place team in the Super League
  • The addition of 4 new clubs, being Northport Meadows SC, Spartansburg City and B teams for Inkopolis FC and FC Squidroidia Squidbreak (The B teams aren't eligible for Liga B qualification or promotion and won't partake in the Squidroidian Cup)


With that being taken care of, let's talk about the teams suiting up for the upcoming Challenge League season.

Note: The B teams won't get previews but will be shown with the 4 predictions

Octo Valley FC

Nickname: The Octolings
Location: Octo Valley
Stadium: Octavio Stadium (10,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 1st in the Challenge League, Preliminary Round of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Liga B Champions Trophy
Expectations: Achieve promotion by winning the Challenge League

The Octolings, wearing their signature purple and crimson getup, lifted the Challenge League title after beating Weedpot away from home. For the team led by a no-nonsense defender, they look like doing it again and setting up a big time entrance. With challenges around them, however, they seem to have taken a more offensive approach when it comes to their games. Winning against a Vdaran team and the Squidbreak in preseason does that to any team. Be surprised if they don’t win the CL this season.


Weedpot FC

Nickname: The Dank
Location: Weedpot
Stadium: Marijuana Place (4,200 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 2nd in the Challenge League, Preliminary Round of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Liga B Champions Trophy
Expectations: Achieve promotion by winning the Challenge League

Although losing on the final day to not lift the trophy in front of their home crowd, Weedpot FC have seemed to be smoking more of that kush. The Dank are entirely focused on a Liga B Champions Trophy run, and won’t stop at nothing to at least win a game of international club football. If that fails, they have something to fall back upon once they get to Challenge League action - Last year’s stellar defence. The core of that back line has mostly stayed intact except for one player who enlisted into the military and is now on the Squidbreak. The Dank look formidable for promotion this season, hoping that enough time blazing it with the m8s can get it done.


Club Factoria

Nickname: The Machine
Location: Factoria
Stadium: Mill Park (4,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 3rd in the Challenge League, Preliminary Round of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: IFCF Liga B Champions Trophy
Expectations: Achieve promotion by winning the promotion group

So much for the best attack in the Challenge League, 3rd last season seems like the wrong color smoke for this hard working team. The cogs from last season have been mostly swapped out with new talent, as a fire sale from the factory team seems to have them bracing for a Liga B recall early on, as they seem to have their working gloves on for a promotion group push. With Spartansburg City being introduced to the league, the rivalry seems to be more important, but we know they have both eyes on the furnance as it attempts to smelt a promotion opportunity. Whether or not they leave with promotion to the Super League is uncertain, but they will work hard to do it.


TryHard Sporting

Nickname: The TryHards
Location: Inkopolis
Stadium: TryHard Park (3,500 capacity)
Last Season’s position: 4th in the Challenge League, Semi-Finals of the Squidroidian Cup
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Stay competitive

Last season’s incredible effort from the worst team in Squidroidia, a last 4 appearance in the cup that nearly had them facing Real Squidroid in the Final, will likely not be repeated again. With Makino Hideo set to move to Real Squidroid, there is nothing for them to fall back on. They don’t have a Youth League U19s team.They don’t have a good manager. They don’t have anything good on either side of the pitch. They will be lucky just to not get last this season, nevermind achieving promotion. They will get points, they will score, they will probably win a Squidroidian Cup game, but they don’t seem like a side destined to do anything this season.


Northport Meadows SC

Nickname: The Herders
Location: Northport
Stadium: Meadowlands Park (7,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: N/A
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Challenge for the promotion group

One of 2 new clubs in the Challenge League this season, we only have preseason records to go by. The club for the people of their city started off their existence as a team by doing what every new team does - Suck. A draw to Weedpot, a L to Inkopolis FC before coming back home for a draw against them before losing to Tyranny. 2 draws, 2 losses, no wins. But they have some potential. If their young core develops well, we could see them in a promotion group hunt or a decent Cup run. Don’t expect much if they flounder though, they might be chasing last if they do.


Spartansburg City

Nickname: The Ironheads
Location: Spartansburg
Stadium: Ironworks Arena (15,000 capacity)
Last Season’s position: N/A
International Competitions: None
Expectations: Achieve promotion by winning the promotion group

Thrust into the spotlight starting with this season, the Ironheads of Spartansburg City have been mainly focused on maturing their rivalry with Club Factoria. Dissing on the club for calling them plastic and fake, putting up attack ads in Factoria, they are doing seemingly everything they can to stoke the embers even more. And during preseason they put up decent results. A draw to Asteras Chania of Vdara, a 4-0 romp of Midnight, A 5-1 crash course for OVFC followed by a 3-1 victory against the same team, sure they lost 4-1 to another Vdaran outfit, but those are amazing results for a new team. They should be aiming high for the promotion group this season, any lower and they will burn out.





Who to root for?

Wanna go grassroots? Northport Meadows SC
Industrial in nature? Club Factoria and Spartansburg City
Want to see someone go up in kush? Weedpot FC
Love Octopi? Octo Valley FC
Adore plucky underdogs? TryHard Sporting
A superfan? Either B team

Predictions

The (Slightly) Madhouse Prediction
Winners: Octo Valley FC
Runners-up: Inkopolis FC B
Promotion/Relegation Group: Spartansburg City and Northport Meadows SC
Midtable: FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B and TryHard Sporting
Bottom 2: Club Factoria and Weedpot FC

The Pundits Prediction
Winners: Spartansburg City
Runners-up: FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
Promotion/Relegation Group: Club Factoria and Octo Valley FC
Midtable: Inkopolis FC B and Weedpot FC
Bottom 2: TryHard Sporting and Northport Meadows SC

The (un)Professional Prediction
Winners: Weedpot FC
Promotion/Relegation Group: Octo Valley FC and Spartansburg City
Midtable: Inkopolis FC B, FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B and Club Factoria
Bottom 2: Northport Meadows SC and TryHard Sporting

The Professional Professional Prediction
Winners: Octo Valley FC
Promotion/Relegation Group: Spartansburg City and Weedpot FC
3rd Place: FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
Midtable: Northport Meadows SC and Club Factoria
Bottom 2: Inkopolis FC B and TryHard Sporting

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Postby Squidroidia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 11:54 am

The Squidroidian Sport Newswire

Squidroida's link to the NS Sports world





OOC Note: The Euro Cup is an event separate from NS Sports done in the region of Europe, but for my purposes I will count these games as competitive fixtures for my national team, although there won't be counted in KPB rankings as they are again separate from the WC, CoH and BoF events.




EURO CUP EURASIES 2020

Poland-Kaliningrad 1-1 Squidroidia
Squidroidia starts their Euro Cup campaign with a draw against their Polish-Russian enemies
July 7th, 2020

With the Euro Cup having started just yesterday with the host nation Eurasies winning 1-0 at the Intercontinental Stadium, all eyes turned to the 2nd fixture of Group A, which saw Squidroidia, a team who have only played 1 game as a cohesive unit, against the might of Poland-Kaliningrad. Head coach Ryūzaki Mito and his men were finally about to face a real test of attrition - Their 3-1 upset against Cup of Harmony last 32 side Sharktail was only a friendly. This was now high stakes, win or go home football. They took all the necessary precautions, now it's time to show Europe what this team was all about.

The action from St. Sebastian started early in the game. Poland-Kaliningrad were given an easy chance in the 5th minute, but a fantastic save by Squidroidian goalie Go Kyushichi ensured that they wouldn't start the tournament with a goal against the team in blue. But with enough effort, the Squidroidian defense fell apart and allowed Poland-Kaliningrad to score first in the 33rd minute. For the first time Squidroidia were down in an international game.

The 2nd half would see both teams on their best offensive pushes, but it was Squidroidia who equalized in the 55th minute thanks to a wonderful headed goal by Suda Kuma from a corner kick. Both teams tried to break the deadlock but it wasn't enough in the end, as Squidroidia draw in their first ever competitive international fixture.

That draw sees Squidroidia in 3rd position on the drawing of lots, as Poland-Kaliningrad were drawn in Pot 3. Squidroidia's 2nd game of the Euro Cup campaign will be against the River Lads of Rivierenland, who lost 2-0 to the hosts in the opening game of the tournament. Rivierenlander Ibrahim Sollet will be hoping to captain his team to their first win of the tournament.




MATCH REPORT

Poland-Kaliningrad 1, Squidroidia 1
St. Sebastian Sports Center, St. Sebastian, Eurasies
Capacity N/A


STARTING XI
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Substitutions - Fujino Tsuginori for Umezaki Moronobu '60, Kaminaga Tokichiro for Morihei Nariaki '67, Makino Hideo for Endo Hoshi '85


Goals - PLK '33, Suda Kuma '55


Man of the Match - Suda Kuma
For his elegant header to equalize the game, Kuma easily snags the Man of the Match award. Lasting all 90 minutes of Squidroidia's first competitive game, he dazzled the right wing up with passing play after passing play to set up chances for the national team, but his goal puts him head and shoulders above the rest. An honorable mention must be given to captain Jo Jun for taking the corner.

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Postby Squidroidia » Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:12 pm

The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Team Introductions and Matchdays 1-5





THE FORMAT

The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League, or SLPL, is Squidroidia's top flight domestic lacrosse league, with no promotion or relegation involved. Conceived as part of the army lacrosse system, the sport of lacrosse developed a large enough following after the Squidroidian National Team nearly made the knockout stages of the 34th World Lacrosse Championships in Jeckland. The Squidroidian Lacrosse Association, or SLA, formally broke away the top 16 army teams in the closed off SLPL to form a public league, housing Squidroidia's top lacrosse players and giving them a proving ground for national team callups.

With 16 teams, each team plays 15 games at "home" in Inkopolis and 15 games at smaller cities in Squidroidia. Teams are given 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw (Since there is no overtime in the main season) and none for a loss. The top 2 teams after the 30 games play in the SLPL Finals, a one-off championship game at the Tower Park, the home of the Real Squidroid CF football team and one of the primary venues for lacrosse in Squidroidia. The winner of the Finals is then crowned champions of the Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League.

THE TEAMS

Inkopolis Dragons - The biggest lacrosse team in Squidroidia, thanks to them Inkopolis is designated as the home city of the SLPL.
Krakencrosse - Imagined as a bunch of hard fought men playing lacrosse (Hence the name), this team is one of the most attack-heavy in the league.
Lacrosse Dinos - Otherwise known as the "L Dinos", they are far and away the worst looking team in the SLPL this season.
Leaping Leopards - This team is about acrobatic plays. A Leopards goal that doesn't involve an air stunt is considered sacriledge.
Manticores - Redefining "Running the Guantlet", Manticore players will try anything to get the ball.
Net Nightingales - Otherwise known as the Net Gales or just the Gales, they wear attractive purple kits.
Scotts Club - A team built by the community of Octo Valley (Where Lacrosse is often called Scotts), this team is known literally as Lacrosse Club.
Squidroidia Vikings - The team with the most fan support in the SLPL and regularly draw in big crowds.
Team Blue - They just play in blue. Meh.
Team Valiant - This team is often known as the V and always line up in photos in a V shape.
Ten Fearless - Named after the 10 men on the field in lacrosse, they never say die.
The Arches - No, this isn't a fast food reference, this team is named after the 50 foot arches just outside of Inkopolis.
The Argiles - This team's name is based on Agile and Arduous, and are nicknamed the Arduous Agiles.
Whacking Wisps - The wisp is the primary symbol of this orange-wearing team and is primarily featured on their helmets.
White Imps - They're white for a reason.
Wings - Often sponsored by Squidroidia Airlines, they often take aircraft to get to their games.




MATCHDAY 1

Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis
The Arches 8–7 Wings
The Argiles 13–9 White Imps
Team Blue 7–7 Squidroidia Vikings
Lacrosse Dinos 7–11 Team Valiant

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Inkopolis Dragons 13–9 Scotts Club
Ten Fearless 18–7 Net Nightingales
Krakencrosse 15–7 Manticores
Leaping Leopards 12–17 Whacking Whisps

MATCHDAY 2

County Stadium, Calamari County
Whacking Whisps 5–13 White Imps
Lacrosse Dinos 9–9 Squidroidia Vikings
Net Nightingales 11–9 The Argiles
Team Blue 5–5 Krakencrosse

Tractor Arena, Sawayama
Inkopolis Dragons 17–8 Ten Fearless
Scotts Club 5–6 The Arches
Manticores 4–12 Leaping Leopards
Team Valiant 13–9 Wings

MATCHDAY 3

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Wings 11–10 Whacking Whisps
Leaping Leopards 6–14 Team Valiant
The Arches 4–20 Manticores
Ten Fearless 9–4 Scotts Club

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Krakencrosse 8–9 Inkopolis Dragons
The Argiles 12–7 Team Blue
Squidroidia Vikings 7–8 Net Nightingales
White Imps 12–6 Lacrosse Dinos

MATCHDAY 4

Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base
Whacking Whisps 19–5 Lacrosse Dinos
Net Nightingales 5–12 White Imps
Team Blue 4–9 Squidroidia Vikings
Inkopolis Dragons 16–5 The Argiles

Ironworks Arena, Spartansburg
Scotts Club 9–26 Krakencrosse
Manticores 4–11 Ten Fearless
Team Valiant 9–3 The Arches
Wings 6–15 Leaping Leopards

MATCHDAY 5

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Leaping Leopards 10–5 Whacking Whisps
The Arches 9–13 Wings
Ten Fearless 6–18 Team Valiant
Krakencrosse 25–14 Manticores

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
The Argiles 20–6 Scotts Club
Squidroidia Vikings 6–13 Inkopolis Dragons
White Imps 9–5 Team Blue
Lacrosse Dinos 4–12 Net Nightingales




THE STANDINGS

Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Team Valiant 5 5 0 0 65 31 +34 15 - SLPL Finals
2 Inkopolis Dragons 5 5 0 0 68 36 +32 15 - SLPL Finals
3 White Imps 5 4 0 1 55 34 +21 12
4 Krakencrosse 5 3 1 1 79 44 +35 10
5 The Argiles 5 3 0 2 59 49 +10 9
6 Leaping Leopards 5 3 0 2 55 46 +9 9
7 Ten Fearless 5 3 0 2 52 50 +2 9
8 Net Nightingales 5 3 0 2 43 50 −7 9
9 Whacking Whisps 5 2 0 3 56 51 +5 6
10 Wings 5 2 0 3 46 55 −9 6
11 The Arches 5 2 0 3 30 54 −24 6
12 Squidroidia Vikings 5 1 2 2 38 41 −3 5
13 Manticores 5 1 0 4 49 67 −18 3
14 Team Blue 5 0 2 3 28 42 −14 2
15 Lacrosse Dinos 5 0 1 4 31 63 −32 1
16 Scotts Club 5 0 0 5 33 74 −41 0
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The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Matchdays 6-10





MATCHDAY 6

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Whacking Whisps 10–6 Net Nightingales
Team Blue 6–5 Lacrosse Dinos
Inkopolis Dragons 9–5 White Imps
Scotts Club 4–9 Squidroidia Vikings

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Manticores 13–12 The Argiles
Team Valiant 4–19 Krakencrosse
Wings 8–9 Ten Fearless
Leaping Leopards 17–6 The Arches

MATCHDAY 7

Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley
The Arches 8–6 Whacking Whisps
Ten Fearless 9–9 Leaping Leopards
Krakencrosse 10–4 Wings
The Argiles 5–5 Team Valiant

Marijuana Place, Weedpot
Squidroidia Vikings 9–9 Manticores
White Imps 14–4 Scotts Club
Lacrosse Dinos 10–10 Inkopolis Dragons
Net Nightingales 14–5 Team Blue

MATCHDAY 8

Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis
Whacking Whisps 5–13 Team Blue
Inkopolis Dragons 12–8 Net Nightingales
Scotts Club 11–8 Lacrosse Dinos
Manticores 9–9 White Imps

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Team Valiant 8–17 Squidroidia Vikings
Wings 8–11 The Argiles
Leaping Leopards 9–17 Krakencrosse
The Arches 10–17 Ten Fearless

MATCHDAY 9

Darkness Stadium, Midnight
Ten Fearless 12–16 Whacking Whisps
Krakencrosse 9–11 The Arches
The Argiles 12–10 Leaping Leopards
Squidroidia Vikings 17–5 Wings

Sunrise Park, Starlight
White Imps 11–11 Team Valiant
Lacrosse Dinos 11–13 Manticores
Net Nightingales 9–8 Scotts Club
Team Blue 9–9 Inkopolis Dragons

MATCHDAY 10

Tractor Arena, Sawayama
Whacking Whisps 8–19 Inkopolis Dragons
Scotts Club 6–10 Team Blue
Manticores 8–10 Net Nightingales
Team Valiant 6–9 Lacrosse Dinos

Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base
Wings 18–20 White Imps
Leaping Leopards 12–11 Squidroidia Vikings
The Arches 14–6 The Argiles
Ten Fearless 16–11 Krakencrosse




THE STANDINGS

Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Inkopolis Dragons 10 8 2 0 127 76 +51 26 - SLPL Finals
2 White Imps 10 6 2 2 114 85 +29 20 - SLPL Finals
3 Krakencrosse 10 6 1 3 145 88 +57 19
4 Ten Fearless 10 6 1 3 115 104 +11 19
5 Net Nightingales 10 6 0 4 90 93 −3 18
6 Team Valiant 10 5 2 3 99 92 +7 17
7 Leaping Leopards 10 5 1 4 112 101 +11 16
8 The Argiles 10 5 1 4 105 99 +6 16
9 Squidroidia Vikings 10 4 3 3 101 79 +22 15
10 The Arches 10 5 0 5 79 109 −30 15
11 Whacking Whisps 10 4 0 6 101 109 −8 12
12 Team Blue 10 3 3 4 71 81 −10 12
13 Manticores 10 3 2 5 101 118 −17 11
14 Wings 10 2 0 8 89 122 −33 6
15 Lacrosse Dinos 10 1 2 7 74 109 −35 5
16 Scotts Club 10 1 0 9 66 124 −58 3
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The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Matchdays 10-15





MATCHDAY 11
Tower Park, Inkopolis
Krakencrosse 12–9 Whacking Whisps
The Argiles 4–7 Ten Fearless
Squidroidia Vikings 9–9 The Arches
White Imps 6–11 Leaping Leopards

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Lacrosse Dinos 4–8 Wings
Net Nightingales 4–11 Team Valiant
Team Blue 6–9 Manticores
Inkopolis Dragons 10–13 Scotts Club

MATCHDAY 12
Tractor Arena, Sawayama
Whacking Whisps 15–16 Scotts Club
Manticores 7–9 Inkopolis Dragons
Team Valiant 8–7 Team Blue
Wings 12–9 Net Nightingales

Mill Park, Factoria
Leaping Leopards 8–11 Lacrosse Dinos
The Arches 12–17 White Imps
Ten Fearless 9–18 Squidroidia Vikings
Krakencrosse 9–9 The Argiles

MATCHDAY 13
Tower Park, Inkopolis
The Argiles 9–6 Whacking Whisps
Squidroidia Vikings 17–13 Krakencrosse
White Imps 13–7 Ten Fearless
Lacrosse Dinos 4–10 The Arches

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Net Nightingales 12–9 Leaping Leopards
Team Blue 13–10 Wings
Inkopolis Dragons 9–11 Team Valiant
Scotts Club 11–13 Manticores

MATCHDAY 14
County Stadium, Calamari County
The Arches 9–9 Net Nightingales
Ten Fearless 11–9 Lacrosse Dinos
Krakencrosse 15–14 White Imps
The Argiles 13–9 Squidroidia Vikings

Meadowlands Park, Northport
Whacking Whisps 17–19 Manticores
Team Valiant 2–9 Scotts Club
Wings 7–9 Inkopolis Dragons
Leaping Leopards 8–9 Team Blue

MATCHDAY 15
Tower Park, Inkopolis
Squidroidia Vikings 15–9 Whacking Whisps
White Imps 19–15 The Argiles
Lacrosse Dinos 9–22 Krakencrosse
Net Nightingales 16–9 Ten Fearless

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Team Blue 6–7 The Arches
Inkopolis Dragons 19–9 Leaping Leopards
Scotts Club 9–11 Wings
Manticores 8–14 Team Valiant




THE STANDINGS

Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Inkopolis Dragons 15 11 2 2 183 123 +60 35 - SLPL Finals
2 Krakencrosse 15 9 2 4 216 146 +70 29 - SLPL FInals

3 White Imps 15 9 2 4 183 145 +38 29
4 Team Valiant 15 9 2 4 145 129 +16 29
5 Squidroidia Vikings 15 7 4 4 169 132 +37 25
6 Net Nightingales 15 8 1 6 140 143 −3 25
7 Ten Fearless 15 8 1 6 158 164 −6 25
8 The Argiles 15 7 2 6 155 149 +6 23
9 The Arches 15 7 2 6 126 154 −28 23
10 Manticores 15 6 2 7 157 175 −18 20
11 Leaping Leopards 15 6 1 8 157 158 −1 19
12 Team Blue 15 5 3 7 112 123 −11 18
13 Wings 15 5 0 10 137 166 −29 15
14 Whacking Whisps 15 4 0 11 157 180 −23 12
15 Scotts Club 15 4 0 11 124 175 −51 12
16 Lacrosse Dinos 15 2 2 11 111 168 −57 8
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The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Matchdays 16-20





MATCHDAY 16

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Whacking Whisps 4–12 Team Valiant
Manticores 15–9 Wings
Scotts Club 15–15 Leaping Leopards
Inkopolis Dragons 9–9 The Arches

Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis
Team Blue 10–14 Ten Fearless
Net Nightingales 12–9 Krakencrosse
Lacrosse Dinos 5–9 The Argiles
White Imps 9–6 Squidroidia Vikings

MATCHDAY 17

Ironworks Arena, Spartansburg
White Imps 14–5 Whacking Whisps
Squidroidia Vikings 14–9 Lacrosse Dinos
The Argiles 14–5 Net Nightingales
Krakencrosse 14–7 Team Blue

Tyranny Arena, Ichimoto
Ten Fearless 9–27 Inkopolis Dragons
The Arches 4–7 Scotts Club
Leaping Leopards 15–9 Manticores
Wings 3–13 Team Valiant

MATCHDAY 18

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Whacking Whisps 2–9 Wings
Team Valiant 16–6 Leaping Leopards
Manticores 10–9 The Arches
Scotts Club 9–14 Ten Fearless

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Inkopolis Dragons 11–9 Krakencrosse
Team Blue 8–10 The Argiles
Net Nightingales 9–4 Squidroidia Vikings
Lacrosse Dinos 8–13 White Imps


MATCHDAY 19

Darkness Stadium, Midnight
Lacrosse Dinos 10–9 Whacking Whisps
White Imps 17–9 Net Nightingales
Squidroidia Vikings 19–16 Team Blue
The Argiles 11–6 Inkopolis Dragons

Sunrise Park, Starlight
Krakencrosse 8–8 Scotts Club
Ten Fearless 6–13 Manticores
The Arches 11–14 Team Valiant
Leaping Leopards 9–9 Wings

MATCHDAY 20

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Whacking Whisps 5–9 Leaping Leopards
Wings 9–12 The Arches
Team Valiant 7–7 Ten Fearless
Manticores 11–14 Krakencrosse

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Scotts Club 5–14 The Argiles
Inkopolis Dragons 10–8 Squidroidia Vikings
Team Blue 9–9 White Imps
Net Nightingales 9–8 Lacrosse Dinos




THE STANDINGS

Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Inkopolis Dragons 20 14 3 3 246 169 +77 45 - SLPL Finals
2 White Imps 20 13 3 4 245 182 +63 42 - SLPL Finals

3 Team Valiant 20 13 3 4 207 160 +47 42
4 The Argiles 20 12 2 6 213 178 +35 38
5 Krakencrosse 20 11 3 6 270 195 +75 36
6 Net Nightingales 20 11 1 8 184 195 −11 34
7 Ten Fearless 20 10 2 8 208 230 −22 32
8 Squidroidia Vikings 20 9 4 7 220 185 +35 31
9 Manticores 20 9 2 9 215 228 −13 29
10 Leaping Leopards 20 8 3 9 211 212 −1 27
11 The Arches 20 8 3 9 171 203 −32 27
12 Team Blue 20 5 4 11 162 189 −27 19
13 Wings 20 6 1 13 176 217 −41 19
14 Scotts Club 20 5 2 13 168 230 −62 17
15 Whacking Whisps 20 4 0 16 182 234 −52 12
16 Lacrosse Dinos 20 3 2 15 151 222 −71 11

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The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Matchdays 21-25





MATCHDAY 21

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Net Nightingales 14–4 Whacking Whisps
Lacrosse Dinos 14–4 Team Blue
White Imps 9–7 Inkopolis Dragons
Squidroidia Vikings 9–8 Scotts Club

Tower Park, Inkopolis
The Argiles 17–9 Manticores
Krakencrosse 9–9 Team Valiant
Ten Fearless 9–10 Wings
The Arches 3–20 Leaping Leopards

MATCHDAY 22

County Stadium, Calamari County
Whacking Whisps 21–16 The Arches
Leaping Leopards 12–9 Ten Fearless
Wings 4–15 Krakencrosse
Team Valiant 5–11 The Argiles

Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley
Manticores 9–10 Squidroidia Vikings
Scotts Club 8–8 White Imps
Inkopolis Dragons 10–7 Lacrosse Dinos
Team Blue 7–9 Net Nightingales

MATCHDAY 23

Tractor Arena, Sawayama
Team Blue 5–12 Whacking Whisps
Net Nightingales 8–10 Inkopolis Dragons
Lacrosse Dinos 9–18 Scotts Club
White Imps 20–9 Manticores

Sunrise Park, Starlight
Squidroidia Vikings 12–8 Team Valiant
The Argiles 11–15 Wings
Krakencrosse 15–6 Leaping Leopards
Ten Fearless 15–6 The Arches

MATCHDAY 24

Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base
Whacking Whisps 11–12 Ten Fearless
The Arches 3–20 Krakencrosse
Leaping Leopards 10–14 The Argiles
Wings 9–8 Squidroidia Vikings

Mill Park, Factoria
Team Valiant 4–5 White Imps
Manticores 12–8 Lacrosse Dinos
Scotts Club 7–10 Net Nightingales
Inkopolis Dragons 17–6 Team Blue

MATCHDAY 25

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Inkopolis Dragons 4–9 Whacking Whisps
Team Blue 8–13 Scotts Club
Net Nightingales 27–5 Manticores
Lacrosse Dinos 6–9 Team Valiant

Tower Park, Inkopolis
White Imps 12–9 Wings
Squidroidia Vikings 11–5 Leaping Leopards
The Argiles 12–9 The Arches
Krakencrosse 8–12 Ten Fearless




THE STANDINGS


Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 White Imps 25 17 4 4 299 219 +80 55 - SLPL Finals
2 Inkopolis Dragons 25 17 3 5 294 208 +86 54 - SLPL Finals

3 The Argiles 25 16 2 7 278 226 +52 50
4 Krakencrosse 25 14 4 7 337 229 +108 46
5 Team Valiant 25 14 4 7 242 203 +39 46
6 Net Nightingales 25 15 1 9 252 228 +24 46
7 Squidroidia Vikings 25 13 4 8 270 224 +46 43
8 Ten Fearless 25 13 2 10 265 277 −12 41
9 Leaping Leopards 25 10 3 12 264 264 0 33
10 Manticores 25 10 2 13 259 310 −51 32
11 Wings 25 9 1 15 223 272 −49 28
12 The Arches 25 8 3 14 208 291 −83 27
13 Scotts Club 25 7 3 15 222 274 −52 24
14 Whacking Whisps 25 7 0 18 239 285 −46 21
15 Team Blue 25 5 4 16 192 254 −62 19
16 Lacrosse Dinos 25 4 2 19 195 275 −80 14

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The Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League Season 1

Matchdays 26-30 and SLPL Finals





MATCHDAY 26

Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley
Whacking Whisps 10–5 Krakencrosse
Ten Fearless 12–10 The Argiles
The Arches 8–9 Squidroidia Vikings
Leaping Leopards 11–9 White Imps

Tyranny Arena, Ichimoto
Wings 15–12 Lacrosse Dinos
Team Valiant 13–10 Net Nightingales
Manticores 13–7 Team Blue
Scotts Club 11–5 Inkopolis Dragons

MATCHDAY 27

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Scotts Club 5–8 Whacking Whisps
Inkopolis Dragons 17–9 Manticores
Team Blue 3–15 Team Valiant
Net Nightingales 5–14 Wings

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Lacrosse Dinos 19–9 Leaping Leopards
White Imps 4–5 The Arches
Squidroidia Vikings 13–9 Ten Fearless
The Argiles 7–17 Krakencrosse

MATCHDAY 28

Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base
Whacking Whisps 9–7 The Argiles
Krakencrosse 13–20 Squidroidia Vikings
Ten Fearless 7–15 White Imps
The Arches 21–9 Lacrosse Dinos

Meadowlands Park, Northport
Leaping Leopards 5–8 Net Nightingales
Wings 10–11 Team Blue
Team Valiant 13–9 Inkopolis Dragons
Manticores 9–5 Scotts Club

MATCHDAY 29

Tower Park, Inkopolis
Manticores 8–9 Whacking Whisps
Scotts Club 13–14 Team Valiant
Inkopolis Dragons 15–12 Wings
Team Blue 9–4 Leaping Leopards

TryHard Park, Inkopolis
Net Nightingales 11–8 The Arches
Lacrosse Dinos 13–13 Ten Fearless
White Imps 14–14 Krakencrosse
Squidroidia Vikings 17–8 The Argiles

MATCHDAY 30

County Stadium, Calamari County
Whacking Whisps 7–9 Squidroidia Vikings
The Argiles 4–15 White Imps
Krakencrosse 16–8 Lacrosse Dinos
Ten Fearless 8–9 Net Nightingales
The Arches 9–12 Team Blue
Leaping Leopards 6–9 Inkopolis Dragons
Wings 7–9 Scotts Club
Team Valiant 12–11 Manticores




FINAL STANDINGS

Squidroidia Lacrosse Premier League      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Inkopolis Dragons 30 20 3 7 349 259 +90 63 - SLPL Finals
2 White Imps 30 19 5 6 356 260 +96 62 - SLPL Finals

3 Team Valiant 30 19 4 7 309 249 +60 61
4 Squidroidia Vikings 30 18 4 8 338 269 +69 58
5 Net Nightingales 30 18 1 11 295 276 +19 55
6 Krakencrosse 30 16 5 9 402 288 +114 53
7 The Argiles 30 16 2 12 314 296 +18 50
8 Ten Fearless 30 14 3 13 314 337 −23 45
9 Manticores 30 12 2 16 309 360 −51 38
10 Leaping Leopards 30 11 3 16 299 318 −19 36
11 Wings 30 11 1 18 281 324 −43 34
12 Whacking Whisps 30 11 0 19 282 319 −37 33
13 The Arches 30 10 3 17 259 336 −77 33
14 Scotts Club 30 9 3 18 265 317 −52 30
15 Team Blue 30 8 4 18 234 305 −71 28
16 Lacrosse Dinos 30 5 3 22 256 349 −93 18





THE SQUIDROIDIA LACROSSE PREMIER LEAGUE FINALS

Tower Park, Inkopolis

Inkopolis Dragons 12–6 White Imps

Congratulations to the Inkopolis Dragons for winning the first season of the SLPL!

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July 18th, 2020
IFCF CL and CC Extra Preliminary and LBCT First Preliminary Draw

Annnd welcome back to 3Sport, the talk show about sports that Inklings can digest. The IFCF draws just concluded from Canterlot, what do you think about the nations new to this whole thing Rose?

I really was shocked to see Lovisa Return. Ever since they were cast away from a while we haven’t even seen Lovisa Win. Now Lovisa Are In The IFCF with Lovos Atma in the Champions League, and they were joined by the likes of Nationale Jovannica of, well, the Jovanic, Black Hawks of Eternal September, Pitxi-Pitxi of Tequilo and a bunch more, not even counting Squidroidia’s Wanderers. No wonder they added an extra preliminary round to the Champions League and Challengers Cup this season.

Speaking of Champions League, how did the Wanderers fare in their maiden draw?

Well they got Fligsive from the Euran Oceanian Territories. Going to be a tough night in Calamari County, but I think they’ll move forward to the next round if they get a good result in Squidroidia or in the EOTs.

I’ll say this though, there was some great competition in the draw. I wouldn’t have minded at all seeing Castle Wolfenstein from the iLeague go to our nation, but it’s clear that they may have a hard time adapting to the environment the Champions League faces. I’d imagine them turning into vampires as soon as the game begins. It is held at night after all.

I get it Cirus, but every time you mention night games, I am haunted by that Apocalypse. Now shut up or I’ll-

Calm down, Robbie, it’s only a joke in the draw.

Fiiiiine. At least tell me how my Inklings fared in the Challengers Cup draw.

Straight to the First Preliminary Round along with the Squidbreak. Tyranny however have the Tucanviul Tigers of the Sarian in the Extra Prelims.

Well at least we have that safety net for finishing in the top 3 of the Super League. Sure we’re going to face tougher competition in the next round, like Pug Xily’a team Hronork, but at the end of the day at least we don’t have to worry about the EXTRA Prelims. I’m fine with that.

At least you aren’t a Tyranny supporter. Imagine burning your house down because your team lost 8-1 to a Sarian side.

I will concede your point, Cirus. And to hell with the Squidbreak, they will be destroyed by whoever they get paired against anyway! I want IFC to make a deep run in either the Challengers Cup or LdV this season. We sold Itoh, we got this kickass Nepharan to replace him, it’s Advance or Bust baby!

As for Liga B, the competition we know we’re being straight up dumped out of for having only 4 teams in our 2nd tier, OVFC are slotted into the fourth preliminary round for winning the Challenge League, Weedpot have to contend with a 2nd preliminary round matchup, and Club Factoria are going to bust their butts to the sound of Tequilan team Ocozoxhuatla coming to town in the first round.

Meh. I don’t care unless one of the teams makes the group stage. We may have a shot next season if this 4 team expansion works out. Makes the CL much more respectable.

But 6 games man! That was the excellent way to do a season. More drama than Bella and Tatee going at it!

Cirus, this isn’t Drammy Awoomy, this is GOD DAMN 3SPORT!

...Robbie has lost it.
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Extra Preliminary Round

Champions League
Calamari Wanderers CFC 3-1 Fligsive FC (EOT) [County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia]
Fligsive FC (EOT) 3-2 Calamari Wanderers CFC [Fligsive, Euran Oceanian Territories]
Calamari Wanderers CFC win 5-4 on aggregate

Challengers Cup
Tyranny Sports Club 0-1 Tucanviul Tijers (TSA) [Tyranny Arena, Ichimoto, Squidroidia]
Tucanviul Tijers (TSA) 1-0 Tyranny Sports Club [Stadion van de Oerwoud, Tucanviul, The Sarian]
Tucanviul Tijers (TSA) win 2-0 on aggregate

Liga B Champions Trophy
Club Factoria 2-1 Ocozoxhuatla (TEQ) [Mill Park, Factoria, Squidroidia]
Ocozoxhuatla (TEQ) 2-0 Club Factoria [Estadio Nuno Ocampo (La Órbita), Raití, Guastenago, Tequilo]
Ocozoxhuatla (TEQ) win 3-2 on aggregate

First Preliminary Round

Champions League
Calamari Wanderers CFC 3-1 Olastaryn FC (OLA) [County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia]
Olastaryn FC (OLA) 1-0 Calamari Wanderers CFC [Olastaryn, Olastor]
Calamari Wanderers CFC win 3-2 on aggregate

Challengers Cup
Inkopolis FC 2-1 Dawson FC (LIS) [Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis, Squidroidia]
Dawson FC (LIS) 1-2 Inkopolis FC [Dawson, Lisander]
Inkopolis FC win 4-2 on aggregate

FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 2-1 Sporting Ceneisis (AFT) [Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base, Squidroidia]
Sporting Ceneisis (AFT) 1-1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak [Ceneisis, Abanhfleft]
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak win 3-2 on aggregate

Liga B Champions Trophy
AFC Westpike (BRE) 2-1 Weedpot FC [Westpike, Brenecia]
Weedpot FC 2-1 AFC Westpike [Marijuana Place, Weedpot, Squidroidia]
AFC Westpike (BRE) win 7-6 on penalties

Second Preliminary Round

Champions League
Calamari Wanderers CFC 1-3 CS Saint-Rémy (KSK) [County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia]
CS Saint-Rémy (KSK) 1-1 Calamari Wanderers CFC [Stade Interstat, Saint-Rémy, Kelssek]
CS Saint-Rémy (KSK) win 4-2 on aggregate

Second Preliminary Round Fixtures
Team posted first will hold the first leg

Challengers Cup
Inkopolis FC vs. KFQ Hronork (Pug Xily’a)
Second leg to be held at Tower Park, Inkopolis, Squidroidia
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak v Cyrene Bay (OAM)




Annnd welcome back to 3Sport, the talk show about sports that Inklings can digest. Since we were gone the IFCF Extra Preliminary and First Preliminary Rounds happened for the Champions League, Challengers Cup and Liga B Champions Trophy, all of which involved Squidroidian teams. Rose, how did the Wanderers fair in the Extra Preliminary Round?

I was there for both legs of the Fligsive tie and I gotta say this, the whole of Calamari County couldn’t believe their luck when they advanced. The Eurans were expecting their team to whip the Flying Squids to shreds. Winning 3-1 in the first leg then just squeaking out a 3-2 loss in Euran Oceania to win 5-4 on the Aggro-Crag. Despite their name, I think that these Eurans in Oceania aren’t really Eurans.

If we were, like, really facing a Euraleague team we would be demolished. Even the Squidroidian national team can’t beat a Silver League side. Or a Brown League team.

So wait, you’re telling me that they advanced?

Yes they did. In the First Preliminary Round they were presented with a tie against Olastaryn FC of, well, Olastor. Once again, the Wanderers prevailed at home 3-1 but in Olastor things were a bit tricky. I’ll say this though, they only won 1-0. Their next challenge in the Second Prelims is CS Saint-Rémy of Kelssek.

Wait, wait wait wait, hold your Kraken Rose. So you’re telling me that they ADVANCED to the bloody 2nd round?

Yes! Although I tell you this is where things get challenging. Saint-Rémy are from the 55th best nation when it comes to club football. And Squidroidia are unranked. To put that in comparison, Olastor were 63rd in IFCF rankings, and the Euran Oceanian Territories were of course unranked. Should they rise up against their competition they should be advancing to the third round, but I have a feeling that the shock upset of Olastaryn was just dumb luck. If I were hedging my bets, I’d go for the Wanderers crashing out here.

In other news the sky is blue and Free Republics won the World Cup. Who have blue in their flag. So that means the sky is Free Republics and the color blue won the World Cup.

So how about the Challengers Cup?

...TSC lost 2-0 on aggregate against the Tucanviul Tigers in Extras…

Knew it.

...In the first prelims, IFC advanced winning 4-2 on aggregate against Dawson FC of Lisander winning both legs 2-1 but the Squidbreak also advanced too, 3-2 against Sporting Ceneisis.

Good job you Inklings… Wait, our rivals advanced too?

Yes. They won 2-1 at the army base and managed a 1-1 draw in Abanhfleft to advance.

Well cod dammit they still won’t budge. To be fair we won too, now who did we get in the 2nd prelims?

...KFQ Hronork of Pug Xily’a.

...Wait, didn’t I talk about them before?

Um, yes you did Smithus, here, I have the recording from the last episode.

...Sure we’re going to face tougher competition in the next round, like Pug Xily’a team Hronork...

...You MASTERMIND! Robbie is a genius! We’re going to get knocked out against these suckers!

Hold your horses Robbie, I didn’t talk about who the Squidbreak are facing.

Now who did they get? Some team from the Jovannic?

They got Cyrene Bay of Omerica.

Shorter end of the stick than what we got. I won’t enjoy this unless we squeak out an upset.

Well at least you aren’t a Tyranny supporter. Because at the end of the day your team lost to a side from the Sarian.

As for Liga B Extra Prelims… Well, Club Factoria had a bad day in Raití. Going into the 2nd leg 2-1 up against Ocozoxhuatla of Tequilo, they lost 2-0 and are out of the Liga B Champions Trophy.

Well I’m fine with a Tequilo team winning. I think they might be drinking tequila and winning the World Cup in 15 cycles tim-

Wait, I got word from Weedpot’s First Prelims game against Westpike.

I didn’t notice tha-

Weedpot lost on penalty kicks. OVFC are the only CL side left in the Liga B Champions Trophy.

Greeeeat. I knew this was going to happen.

Robbie, I am not bring up the drama agai-

WAIT! I just got word about the Wanderers 2nd Prelims game against Saint-Rémy!

COULD YOU PLEASE STOP INTERRUPTING US ROSE GOLD-

1-3 loss at home, 1-1 draw away. The Wanderers are out of the Champions League and are going to the Challengers Cup.

FUCK!
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3Sport




Hosts

Robbie Smithus - Inkling Boy, blue ink, likes football, huge Inkopolis FC supporter
Rose Golden - Inkling Girl, pink ink, knows a lot about multiversal sports and often attends Squidroidian national team games in any sport
Cirus Exthem Inkling Boy, green ink, likes to crack jokes, is into lacrosse




Second Preliminary Round
Challengers Cup
Inkopolis FC 1-4 KFQ Hronork (Pug Xily’a) [Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis, Squidroidia]
KFQ Hronork (Pug Xily’a) 2-0 Inkopolis FC [Tower Park, Inkopolis, Squidroidia]
KFQ Hronork (Pug Xily’a) win 6-1 on aggregate

FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 0-0 Cyrene Bay (OAM) [Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base, Squidroidia]
Cyrene Bay (OAM) 1-0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak [La Charpentiere Stadium, Cyrene, Oberour Ar Moro]
Cyrene Bay (OAM) win 1-0 on aggregate

Third Preliminary Round Fixtures
Team listed first will play the first leg

Challengers Cup
Calamari Wanderers CFC vs. Marine Coast (VIL)

Liga B Champions Trophy
Octo Valley FC vs. Goma United (CCG)




Rose Golden and Robbie Smithus enter the room where 3Sport is recorded wearing orange, yellow and crimson shirts with the words “Fryq Qusmo” on them.

“Fryq Qusmo”? You’re telling me I can get Qusmo for free?

...Cirus. You don't understand.

I know my team is out of the IFCF Challengers Cup… But this is a lot more than a football game. Rose, explain to him.

You know Pug Xily’a, right?

Why is there a pug named Xily’a?

Sigh… I’m talking about the League of Exiles. Qusmo’s breakaways. And besides, Qusmo is in a much worse position than us.

I… Didn’t understand that. Who are Qusmo anyway?

They were a pretty good sporting nation. Key word is were. Right now Qusmo is a mess. Something about xenophobia or something? I didn’t really understand, all I saw was Qusmi’y citizens being killed.

Let me tell you, I am happy that Hronork advanced to the third prelims. They did so much in the 2 legs in Inkopolis that I feel like Squidroidia needs to bring the Qusmi’y refugees some respect. Here.

Robbie places a team sheet on the table. It seemed to be for KFQ Hronork, the team that went to Squidroidia for both legs of their Challengers Cup tie against Inkopolis FC.

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IFCF Competition Roster          Nationality    Role            Special Role
26. Culak-Pilta Rax, GK (32) Qusmo Starting XI Replacement
13. Yamaj-Gilir Sal, CB (31) Qusmo Starting XI Replacement
15. Sevet-Yivix Faz, LB (18) Qusmo Starting XI
16. Cralt-Savar Gla, RB (18) Qusmo Starting XI
17. Yunal-Julad Waz, DM (31) Qusmo Starting XI Captain
18. Elfon-Nalet Pec, CM (23) Qusmo Starting XI Replacement
8. Nevex-Prant Von, LM (20) Qusmo Starting XI
21. Yivix-Jerat Pec, RM (33) Qusmo Starting XI Replacement
22. Dynom-Sevet Zev, LW (35) Qusmo Starting XI
23. Jralv-Nexev Pec, RW (31) Qusmo Starting XI
24. Gelan-Yivix Eva, ST (33) Qusmo Starting XI Replacement
31. Mike Morrow II, GK (18) Omerica Reserve New Addition
Forzu-Denir Ono, n/a (53) Qusmo Manager

Unavailable Players              Nationality    Former Role     Replacement
25. Prant-Telew Wek, GK (32) Qusmo Starting XI Culak-Pilta Rax
2. Cynav-Ozolx Jan, CB (29) Qusmo Starting XI Yamaj-Gilir Sal
19. Ilinx-Vulav Ixi, AM (31) Qusmo Starting XI Elfon-Nalet Pec
9. Vanza-Vlont Bel, RM (21) Qusmo Starting XI Yivix-Jerat Pec
11. Xilit-Zaxac Yol, ST (29) Qusmo Starting XI Gelan-Yivix Eva


These lads were the best that ever came to this nation. They are exiles. Anything is better than their homeland until it is properly freed.

Oh how I only wished the Squidroidian government knew about this. If they did, they’d grant every Qusmi the right to stay here. The Qusmi’y exiles treated us with the same respect in the 2nd leg as they did in the first. They are nice people, and I wouldn’t mind them staying with us until their situation is resolved.

I understand… Wow. So you’re telling me they are exiles from a xenophobic regime in their homeland? This IS worse than the Apocalypse.

Yes, it is. And to be honest, it’s about time that us Inklings can play sports! We can do them as good if not better than the humans in this nation!

I agree! Ready to fight for our rights?

Um… Yeah, I guess. As long as I finally get to seriously play my beloved lacrosse.

Let’s do it for the Inklings and Qusmo, then. FRYQ QUSMO! FREE THE INKLINGS!

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3Sport




Hosts

Robbie Smithus - Inkling Boy, blue ink, likes football, huge Inkopolis FC supporter
Rose Golden - Inkling Girl, pink ink, knows a lot about multiversal sports and often attends Squidroidian national team games in any sport
Cirus Exthem Inkling Boy, green ink, likes to crack jokes, is into lacrosse




Third Preliminary Round
Challengers Cup
Calamari Wanderers CFC 1-0 Marine Coast United (VIL) [County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia]
Marine Coast United (VIL) 1-1 Calamari Wanderers CFC [Marine World Park, Crosaibi, Vilita]
Calamari Wanderers CFC win 2-1 on aggregate

Liga B Champions Trophy
Octo Valley FC 3-0 Goma United (CCG) [Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley, Squidroidia]
Goma United (CCG) 0-2 Octo Valley FC [Stade Les Volcans, Goma, Chinese Congo]
Octo Valley FC win 5-0 on aggregate

Playoff Round Fixtures
Team listed first hosts the first leg


Challengers Cup
NOTE: This will be played after the Squidroidian Super Cup but before the start of the Squidroidian Super League season

Calamari Wanderers CFC vs. Sporting Esper (ZWZ)

Liga B Champions Trophy
NOTE: This will be played after the 1st and 2nd matchdays of the Squidroidian Challenge League

Holhot United (PFA) vs. Octo Valley FC




Squidroidian Super Cup

Calamari Wanderers CFC 0-5 Real Squidroid CF
Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis




Robbie, I know the season is starting very soon but we’re on the air for a reason.

Yes, I know, Qusmo’s situation is being explored by the Squidroidian government, and about that freedom thing. They’re supposed to announce something tomorrow, correct?

Yes, but… Look at the result on the board.

Leg 1, County Stadium. Calamari Wanderers 1, Marine Coast United 0.
Leg 2, Marine World Stadium. Marine Coast United 1, Calamari Wanderers 1. Calamari Wanderers win 2-1 on aggregate.


Hold up. So you’re telling me that the Squidroidian champions just beat a team from the goddamn Vilitan League in IFCF competition?

Yes. BIG TIME.

I am telling you this series ain’t high anymore. This is real life, man.

So wait… They did it? They pulled out the UPSET? At first I thought I was dreaming but… Damn!

I was shocked too. Between this and OVFC beating a team from the Chinese Congo in Liga B 5-0 over both legs, I think Squidroidia is getting close to some serious IFCF nights.

Hold on, Octo Valley advanced? And they won both legs against Goma United? I’m sorry to say it but… Squidroidian teams are going to become the best in the Multiverse... Eventually!

If we just don’t get Euran teams. I heard the Wanderers got a team from this checkerboard nation in the playoff.

You mean Sporting Esper from Zwangzug?

Exactly. I didn’t read up on Zwangzug but I heard they have a top 10 league. Probably they have a top 10 lacrosse team too.

Considering that the Wanderers just beat a team from another top 10 league, it is possible, but very hard. Sporting Esper are a top 50 team in the MULTIVERSE, and Marine Coast United were only in the top 250. And the Wanderers are just the champions of some unranked nation. Safe to say I’m rooting for OVFC to make Liga B groups more than the Wanderers making Challengers groups.

Same here. The Wanderers have LdV to worry about. Upsetting Esper and making the qualifying round would be amazing but it’s practically impossible.

And your team has to worry about LdV too. It doesn’t provide as much cash as IFCF competitions to be honest, but it’s good for figuring out the strength of your team.

If your team flops in LdV… Your team just isn’t good enough.

...Yet. We clearly need more blockbuster signings, but we need to do well in order to even try to compete in FFI or IFCF competitions.

Best of luck to your Inklings, Robbie. They’re going to need it if they want to hold the stress of another competition on themselves.

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Playoff Round

Challengers Cup
Calamari Wanderers CFC 1-3 Sporting Esper (ZWZ) [County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia]
Sporting Esper (ZWZ) 1-3 Calamari Wanderers CFC [Esper, Zwangzug]
Calamari Wanderers CFC win 4-2 on penalties

Remaining Fixtures
Team listed first hosts the first leg
NOTE: These will be played after the 1st and 2nd matchdays of the Super League and Challenge League seasons


Challengers Cup Qualifying Round
Calamari Wanderers CFC vs. Bastion (EUR)

Liga B Champions Trophy Playoff Round
Holhot United (PFA) vs. Octo Valley FC




FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


My fellow Squidroidians,

After the International Federation of Club Football Challengers Cup Second Preliminary Round matchup between Inkopolis FC, the pride of Squidroidia, and KFQ Hronork of the League of Exiles, more commonly known as Pug Xily’a, we have been exposed to the xenomorphic nature that the nation of Qusmo has been experiencing. To put it briefly, the Qusmi’y people have been tortured, killed and exiled from their homeland by a string of terrible dictatorships, one of which has send the nation into the most xenophobic martial law ever seen in the Multiverse.

As a “dictator” trying to free this nation from the tyranny of the Apocalypse that ravaged my nation, I am embarrassed by Qusmo’s path. However, I am pleased by the efforts the exiles have made in terms of their 8 team football league - Pug Xily’a. Before things turned south, the Qusmi’y football players did something unthinkable at this scale, and that is hosting their own football league in multiple nations, including a cup competition. They went all over to promote the freeing of their people, and that extended into IFCF. In both legs of the tie between IFC and Hronork, the Inklings gave the visiting side a guard of honor, and losing was just part of the fun of supporting the cause of the Qusmi’y people.

In response, however, the blood of the Inklings had to be spilled. Across Squidroidia, the Inkling populations have been demanding their right to play sports alongside the humans of my nation, and one human went too far. He killed 5 Inklings in frustration of the protests in Inkopolis. This can’t be tolerated, and he has since been jailed. I must take the time to acknowledge the 3Sport crew for starting the uprising, and as such later this week I will be giving them their Squidroidian Medals of Honor, the 2nd highest rank in Squidroidia and the highest for civilians. They will also be exempt from conscription to help further the Inkling rights.

Because of the situation Qusmo has presented, I have decided to take this time to enact some major reform for Squidroidia. First of all, I have enacted the No Qusmi’y Left Behind Act, or the NQLBA. With this any citizen of Qusmo, as long as they show their Qusmi passport, birth certificate or any other legal documents, is allowed to have permanent residence in Squidroidia and is allowed to participate in leisurely events. They can stay in this nation even after the situation in their homeland has been resolved and they are eligible for dual citizenship.

As for the Inklings, as of tonight, and at the request of Inklingkind, I have lifted the ban on Inklings competing in sporting competitions. This also includes army sports so any Inkling soldier can participate in SAF run events and potentially make Squidroidian national teams. Inklings of all shapes and sizes and colors can now participate with the men and women of our nation and try to fight for glory. I hope everyone else will support me with these 2 acts and let’s hope that Qusmo’s situation gets better soon.

Fryq Qusmo,
Higa Takanori
Ruler of the Dominion of Squidroidia

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The Jecken Squidroidian Super League and Inklingcraft Challenge League

Transfer Window and Matchdays 1-3





Transfer Window

IN:
Wynoma Rampart (ST, 30, NPH) to Inkopolis FC, free transfer
Orestis Kalyvas (CB, 33, NPH) to Inkopolis FC, free transfer
Liu Huiying (ST/SS, 21, YZH) to Tractor Club Sawayama, free transfer
Çè Melerçêl (ST, 19, FFD) to TryHard Sporting, free transfer
Jan McCrory (CM, 20, AUD) to Real Squidroid CF, free transfer
Erik Fry (AM, 29, ETH) to Calamari Wanderers CFC from Birdingstone United (ETH) for 750 thousand Yen
Matt Ruffan (CDM, 33, BRE) to Calamari Wanderers CFC from WEA (EUR) for 1 million Yen
Thuno Kopal (GK, 28 SRS) to Calamari Wanderers CFC from Jaglan Royals (SRS) for 1.25 million Yen

OUT:
Itoh Hoshi (ST, 29, SQR) from Inkopolis FC to Shorterville AC (XAN) for 1.5 million Yen
Makino Hideo (ST, 20, SQR) from TryHard Sporting to Walstreim Lions (SNL) for 1 million Yen

Money spent: 3 million Yen
Money recieved: 2.5 million Yen





Super League

Tractor Club Sawayama 0–0 Inkopolis FC
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 0–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
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Real Squidroid CF 2–0 Starlight Boulevard FC
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Tyranny Sports Club 1–1 Midnight Soccer Club

Challenge League

Weedpot FC 1–0 Inkopolis FC B
-
Club Factoria 1–1 Northport Meadows SC
-
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 4–1 Spartansburg City
-
TryHard Sporting 0–1 Octo Valley FC

Tables

Super League                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Squidroid CF 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3 - CC and LdV
3 Midnight Soccer Club 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 - CC and TdC
Tyranny Sports Club 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 - CC
5 Inkopolis FC 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Tractor Club Sawayama 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
7 Calamari Wanderers CFC 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3 - Champions
2 Octo Valley FC 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3 - Promoted and LBCT
Weedpot FC 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Club Factoria 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

Northport Meadows SC 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
6 Inkopolis FC B 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
TryHard Sporting 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
8 Spartansburg City 1 0 0 1 1 4 −3 0


IFCF Challengers Cup Qualifying Round First Leg
Calamari Wanderers CFC 3-1 Bastion (EUR)
County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia

IFCF Liga B Champions Trophy Playoff Round First Leg
Holhot United (PFA) 3-3 Octo Valley FC
Holtin Kash Stadium, Holhot, Nitrishi-pai, Poafmersia


Super League

Inkopolis FC 0–1 Midnight Soccer Club
-
Starlight Boulevard FC 0–0 Tyranny Sports Club
-
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 0–1 Real Squidroid CF
-
Tractor Club Sawayama 2–2 Calamari Wanderers CFC

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 1–0 Octo Valley FC
-
Spartansburg City 0–1 TryHard Sporting
-
Northport Meadows SC 3–4 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
-
Weedpot FC 0–2 Club Factoria

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Squidroid CF 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Midnight Soccer Club 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4 - CC and LdV
3 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 - CC and TdC
4 Tractor Club Sawayama 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2 - CC
5 Tyranny Sports Club 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
6 Calamari Wanderers CFC 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1
7 Inkopolis FC 2 0 1 1 0 1 −1 1 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 2 0 1 1 0 2 −2 1 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 2 2 0 0 8 4 +4 6 - Champions
2 Club Factoria 2 1 1 0 3 1 +2 4 - Promoted and LBCT
3 Inkopolis FC B 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
4 Octo Valley FC 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
5 TryHard Sporting 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

6 Weedpot FC 2 1 0 1 1 2 −1 3
7 Northport Meadows SC 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
8 Spartansburg City 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0


IFCF Challengers Cup Qualifying Round Second Leg
Bastion (EUR) 2-1 Calamari Wanderers CFC
Bastion Arena, Bastion, Eura
Calamari Wanderers CFC win 4-3 on aggregate


IFCF Liga B Champions Trophy Playoff Round Second Leg
Octo Valley FC 1-2 Holhot United (PFA)
Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley, Squidroidia
Holhot United (PFA) win 5-4 on aggregate


Super League

Calamari Wanderers CFC 1–1 Inkopolis FC
-
Real Squidroid CF 1–1 Tractor Club Sawayama
-
Tyranny Sports Club 0–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
-
Midnight Soccer Club 1–1 Starlight Boulevard FC

Challenge League

Club Factoria 1–0 Inkopolis FC B
-
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 3–1 Weedpot FC
-
TryHard Sporting 0–0 Northport Meadows SC
-
Octo Valley FC 1–2 Spartansburg City

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Squidroid CF 3 2 1 0 4 1 +3 7 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Midnight Soccer Club 3 1 2 0 3 2 +1 5 - CC and LdV
3 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 4 - CC and TdC
4 Tractor Club Sawayama 3 0 3 0 3 3 0 3 - CC
5 Tyranny Sports Club 3 0 3 0 1 1 0 3
6 Calamari Wanderers CFC 3 0 2 1 3 4 −1 2
7 Inkopolis FC 3 0 2 1 1 2 −1 2 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 3 0 2 1 1 3 −2 2 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 3 3 0 0 11 5 +6 9 - Champions
2 Club Factoria 3 2 1 0 4 1 +3 7 - Promoted and LBCT
3 TryHard Sporting 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 4 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Octo Valley FC 3 1 0 2 2 3 −1 3 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

5 Inkopolis FC B 3 1 0 2 1 2 −1 3
6 Spartansburg City 3 1 0 2 3 6 −3 3
7 Weedpot FC 3 1 0 2 2 5 −3 3
8 Northport Meadows SC 3 0 2 1 4 5 −1 2
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The Jecken Squidroidian Super League and Inklingcraft Challenge League

Matchdays 4-7





FFI Liga dos Vencedores Qualifying Round First Leg

Syneca FC (SRS) 1-1 Calamari Wanderers CFC
Synesoft Arena, Syneca, Sivolvia, Squornshelan Remnant States

With their trip to the Challengers Cup group stage set, the Wanderers spent some time in the Independents circuit, going to the FFI Liga dos Vencedores Qualifying Round. Their first result? A respectable draw against Syneca FC. Not bad going.

Trondsnes FF (FJA) 0-2 Inkopolis FC
Strafsund, Landsvall, Fujai

Inkopolis FC, seeing the champions draw, decided to get fancy on this whole thing. They came back with a 2-0 win over Trondsnes, a team from Fujai who finished 2nd in the Idrottsforbund. That’s a damn good result by Squidroidian standards.

FFI Taca das Confederacoes Qualifying Round First Leg

FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 0-1 Hotshima Slots (HOT)
Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base, Squidroidia

The Squidbreak lost to a team from Hot Skitty On Wailord Action.


Super League

Inkopolis FC 2–0 Starlight Boulevard FC
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 1–0 Midnight Soccer Club
-
Tractor Club Sawayama 1–0 Tyranny Sports Club
-
Calamari Wanderers CFC 6–2 Real Squidroid CF

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 0–1 Spartansburg City
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Northport Meadows SC 1–2 Octo Valley FC
-
Weedpot FC 2–1 TryHard Sporting
-
Club Factoria 1–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 7 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Real Squidroid CF 4 2 1 1 6 7 −1 7 - CC and LdV
3 Tractor Club Sawayama 4 1 3 0 4 3 +1 6 - CC and TdC
4 Calamari Wanderers CFC 4 1 2 1 9 6 +3 5 - CC
5 Inkopolis FC 4 1 2 1 3 2 +1 5
6 Midnight Soccer Club 4 1 2 1 3 3 0 5
7 Tyranny Sports Club 4 0 3 1 1 2 −1 3 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 4 0 2 2 1 5 −4 2 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 4 3 1 0 12 6 +6 10 - Champions
2 Club Factoria 4 2 2 0 5 2 +3 8 - Promoted and LBCT
3 Octo Valley FC 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 6 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Spartansburg City 4 2 0 2 4 6 −2 6 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

Weedpot FC 4 2 0 2 4 6 −2 6
6 TryHard Sporting 4 1 1 2 2 3 −1 4
7 Inkopolis FC B 4 1 0 3 1 3 −2 3
8 Northport Meadows SC 4 0 2 2 5 7 −2 2


FFI Liga dos Vencedores Qualifying Round Second Leg

Calamari Wanderers CFC 0-1 Syneca FC (SRS)
County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia
Syneca FC (SRS) win 2-1 on aggregate


Their 2nd leg though? Not much better. The Wanderers crash out of the Liga as they fully set their sights on the IFCF Challengers Cup.

Inkopolis FC 1-2 Trondsnes FF (FJA)
Inkopolis City Stadium, Squidroidia
Inkopolis FC win 3-2 on aggregate


Despite losing at home IFC’s one goal was enough to see them through against the side from Fujai. Inkopolis FC, the club of the people, have reached group stage football. The capital is alive.

FFI Taca das Confederacoes Qualifying Round Second Leg

Hotshima Slots (HOT) 2-0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
Hotshima, Hot Skitty On Wailord Action
Hotshima Slots (HOT) win 3-0 on aggregate


The Squidbreak lost to a team from Hot Skitty On Wailord Action… TWICE. Out there Robbie is having a field day.

You guys blew it against a team from fucking Hot Skitty On Wailord Action! I have never seen such ignorance from the army since the Apocalypse! Have fun covering up this result!


Super League

The Inkopolis Derby - Real Squidroid CF 0–1 Inkopolis FC
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Tyranny Sports Club 2–2 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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Midnight Soccer Club 1–1 Tractor Club Sawayama
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Starlight Boulevard FC 0–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak

Challenge League

The National Derby B - FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 2–2 Inkopolis FC B
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TryHard Sporting 1–0 Club Factoria
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Octo Valley FC 1–0 Weedpot FC
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Spartansburg City 1–2 Northport Meadows SC

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Inkopolis FC 5 2 2 1 4 2 +2 8 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 5 2 2 1 2 1 +1 8 - CC and LdV
3 Tractor Club Sawayama 5 1 4 0 5 4 +1 7 - CC and TdC
4 Real Squidroid CF 5 2 1 2 6 8 −2 7 - CC
5 Calamari Wanderers CFC 5 1 3 1 11 8 +3 6
6 Midnight Soccer Club 5 1 3 1 4 4 0 6
7 Tyranny Sports Club 5 0 4 1 3 4 −1 4 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 5 0 3 2 1 5 −4 3 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 5 3 2 0 14 8 +6 11 - Champions
2 Octo Valley FC 5 3 0 2 5 4 +1 9 - Promoted and LBCT
3 Club Factoria 5 2 2 1 5 3 +2 8 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 TryHard Sporting 5 2 1 2 3 3 0 7 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

5 Spartansburg City 5 2 0 3 5 8 −3 6
6 Weedpot FC 5 2 0 3 4 7 −3 6
7 Northport Meadows SC 5 1 2 2 7 8 −1 5
8 Inkopolis FC B 5 1 1 3 3 5 −2 4


Super League

The National Derby - Inkopolis FC 1–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
-
Tractor Club Sawayama 0–0 Starlight Boulevard FC
-
Calamari Wanderers CFC 2–2 Midnight Soccer Club
-
Real Squidroid CF 3–1 Tyranny Sports Club

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 1–0 Northport Meadows SC
-
Weedpot FC 2–1 Spartansburg City
-
Club Factoria 2–1 Octo Valley FC
-
FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 1–1 TryHard Sporting

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Squidroid CF 6 3 1 2 9 9 0 10 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Inkopolis FC 6 2 3 1 5 3 +2 9 - CC and LdV
3 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 6 2 3 1 3 2 +1 9 - CC and TdC
4 Tractor Club Sawayama 6 1 5 0 5 4 +1 8 - CC
5 Calamari Wanderers CFC 6 1 4 1 13 10 +3 7
6 Midnight Soccer Club 6 1 4 1 6 6 0 7
7 Tyranny Sports Club 6 0 4 2 4 7 −3 4 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 6 0 4 2 1 5 −4 4 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 6 3 3 0 15 9 +6 12 - Champions
2 Club Factoria 6 3 2 1 7 4 +3 11 - Promoted and LBCT
3 Octo Valley FC 6 3 0 3 6 6 0 9 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Weedpot FC 6 3 0 3 6 8 −2 9 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

5 TryHard Sporting 6 2 2 2 4 4 0 8
6 Inkopolis FC B 6 2 1 3 4 5 −1 7
7 Spartansburg City 6 2 0 4 6 10 −4 6
8 Northport Meadows SC 6 1 2 3 7 9 −2 5


Calamari Wanderers CFC 2-1 Sterling City United (DAR)
County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia

The Wanderers start off their life in this tricky group by beating Sterling City United at home in front of a sold out crowd at County Stadium. Another major upset in the journey of the Flying Squids sees them go top of Group L.


Super League

Tyranny Sports Club 0–0 Inkopolis FC
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Midnight Soccer Club 1–3 Real Squidroid CF
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Starlight Boulevard FC 1–1 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 1–0 Tractor Club Sawayama

Challenge League

TryHard Sporting 0–1 Inkopolis FC B
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Octo Valley FC 0–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
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Spartansburg City 0–2 Club Factoria
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Northport Meadows SC 0–1 Weedpot FC

Tables

Super League                    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Real Squidroid CF 7 4 1 2 12 10 +2 13 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 7 3 3 1 4 2 +2 12 - CC and LdV
3 Inkopolis FC 7 2 4 1 5 3 +2 10 - CC and TdC
4 Calamari Wanderers CFC 7 1 5 1 14 11 +3 8- CC
5 Tractor Club Sawayama 7 1 5 1 5 5 0 8
6 Midnight Soccer Club 7 1 4 2 7 9 −2 7
7 Tyranny Sports Club 7 0 5 2 4 7 −3 5 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Starlight Boulevard FC 7 0 5 2 2 6 −4 5 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Club Factoria 7 4 2 1 9 4 +5 14 - Champions, Promoted and LBCT
2 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 7 3 4 0 15 9 +6 13
3 Weedpot FC 7 4 0 3 7 8 −1 12 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Octo Valley FC 7 3 1 3 6 6 0 10 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

5 Inkopolis FC B 7 3 1 3 5 5 0 10
6 TryHard Sporting 7 2 2 3 4 5 −1 8
7 Spartansburg City 7 2 0 5 6 12 −6 6
8 Northport Meadows SC 7 1 2 4 7 10 −3 5


The start to the 2nd season of the 2 Squidroidian leagues has seen miracles happen from thin air. Calamari Wanderers have become the first Squidroidian team to make the IFCF Challengers Cup group stage, and have started out life there with a win against Darmeni side Sterling City United at home. Inkopolis FC have also reached the FFI Liga dos Vencedores group stage, meaning 2 Squidroidian sides have international football to play until the halfway point of the season. TryHard Sporting have also been pushing themselves, even sliding into a promotion/relegation group spot thanks to Farf's Çè Melerçêl, who has spent time as Makino Hideo's replacement bagging 2 of THS's 4 goals so far this season. Even Tractor Club has been experiencing highs, going undefeated until a loss on Matchday 7 to the Squidbreak. It turns out Yue Zhou international Liu Huiying is just what they needed to make an IFCF push.

In the Super League, Real Squidroid, the defending Squidroidian Cup champions, are top of the league with 13 points thanks to Audioslavian Footballer McFootballyface Jan McCrory helping set up crucial goals for the Inkopolis based side. Sitting in the other 2 FFI spots are the Squidbreak and Inkopolis FC in exactly that order, their first National Derby of the season being a 1-1 draw in the Inkopolis City Stadium. Defending Super League champions Calamari Wanderers sit in the final IFCF spot, their attention being focused to the Challengers Cup group stage. Tractor Club Sawayama sit in 5th, followed by Midnight Soccer Club, with a winless Tyranny above the automatic relegation zone being held by Starlight Boulevard on goal difference.

The Squidbreak's B team held on to the top spot in the Challenge League until Matchday 7, where Club Factoria surpassed them to solidify their automatic promotion spot, relegating the army team's reserves to 2nd place. Weedpot FC and Octo Valley, who challenged for last season's Challenge League title, sit in the promotion/relegation group spots. IFC B sit in 5th, followed by a TryHard Sporting side punching above their weight in 6th, with the new boys Spartansburg City and Northport Meadows occupying the final 2 spots, Spartansburg having the 3rd worst offense in the league tied with OVFC and the worst defense in Squidroidia so far.

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The Squidroidian Cup

Preliminary Round





NOTE: SUL = Super League
CHL = Challenge League

Weedpot FC (CHL) vs TryHard Sporting (CHL)
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Inkopolis FC (SUL) vs Tractor Club Sawayama (SUL)
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak (SUL) vs Club Factoria (CHL)
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Tyranny Sports Club (SUL) vs Northport Meadows SC (CHL)
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Octo Valley FC (CHL) vs Starlight Boulevard FC (SUL)
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Midnight Soccer Club (SUL) vs Spartansburg City (CHL)


Weedpot FC (CHL) 3–0 TryHard Sporting (CHL)
Marijuana Place, Weedpot (4,200 in attendance)
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Inkopolis FC (SUL) 0–2 Tractor Club Sawayama (SUL)
Inkopolis City Stadium, Inkopolis (39,472 in attendance)
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak (SUL) 2–0 Club Factoria (CHL)
Squidroidia Armed Forces Park, Takanori Army Base (29,384 in attendance)
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Tyranny Sports Club (SUL) 0–1 Northport Meadows SC (CHL)
Tyranny Arena, Ichimoto (14,383 in attendance)
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Octo Valley FC (CHL) 0–1 Starlight Boulevard FC (SUL)
Octavio Stadium, Octo Valley (10,000 in attendance)
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Midnight Soccer Club (SUL) 0–1 Spartansburg City (CHL)
Darkness Stadium, Midnight (16,500 in attendance)

Player of the Round - Liu Huiying (SAW, YZH), 2 goals against Inkopolis FC

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The Jecken Squidroidian Super League and Inklingcraft Challenge League

Matchdays 8-11





OOC note: I didn't have time to put in the tables for every matchday, so I'll do them at the final matchday of every part from now on, apologies about that.

Super League

Inkopolis FC 0–2 Tractor Club Sawayama Where have we seen this result before?
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 4–0 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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Starlight Boulevard FC 4–0 Real Squidroid CF
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Midnight Soccer Club 1–0 Tyranny Sports Club

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 3–1 Weedpot FC

Northport Meadows SC 0–0 Club Factoria
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Spartansburg City 0–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
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Octo Valley FC 1–0 TryHard Sporting


Matchday 2
Ulsa (EUR) 1-3 Calamari Wanderers CFC
Troutbridge, Ulsa, Eura

The Wanderers do what they couldn’t do in the Qualifying Round - Beat an Euraleague team in their own backyard. This result sees them solidify their lead in Group L with 6 points. Wanderers fans, the Squidroidian media and IFCF junkies throughout the universe start to believe that they can make a run to the knockout stages.

Matchday 3
Lokomotive Jarnstad (SVJ) 2-1 Calamari Wanderers CFC
Stadion Savojarsk Jarnsvägen, Jarnstad, Savojarna

Understandable to most underdog teams in the IFCF, eventually the Wanderers had to lose a game. No big deal, they have 3 more games in this group, they can easily advance! But of course, Squidroidian football isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.


First Leg

Kuqezinjte Vosjan (LER) 1-2 Real Squidroid CF
Vosjan, Lerujka

Second Leg

Real Squidroid CF 1-1 Kuqezinjte Vosjan (LER)
Tower Park, Inkopolis, Squidroidia
Real Squidroid CF win 3-2 on aggregate


Super League

Midnight Soccer Club 1–2 Inkopolis FC
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Tyranny Sports Club 0–1 Starlight Boulevard FC
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Real Squidroid CF 1–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 2–0 Tractor Club Sawayama

Challenge League

Octo Valley FC 1–0 Inkopolis FC B
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TryHard Sporting 1–0 Spartansburg City
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 2–1 Northport Meadows SC
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Club Factoria 2–1 Weedpot FC


Super League

Inkopolis FC 1–0 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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Tractor Club Sawayama 0–1 Real Squidroid CF
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 3–0 Tyranny Sports Club
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The Sky Color Derby - Starlight Boulevard FC 1–4 Midnight Soccer Club

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 0–1 Club Factoria
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Weedpot FC 0–3 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
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Northport Meadows SC 1–0 TryHard Sporting
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Spartansburg City 1–3 Octo Valley FC


Matchday 4
Calamari Wanderers CFC 1-3 Lokomotive Jarnstad (SVJ)
County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia

As Lokomotive came to Squidroidia for the return fixture, they handed the Flying Squids their second straight loss of the group. Fans still flock to the game hoping to see the Squidroidian champions fight against some of the best the wider world had to offer. Little did they know that the time was almost up for the Wanderers.

Matchday 5
Sterling City United (DAR) 7-2 Calamari Wanderers CFC
Sterling Stadium, Sterling City, Darmen

In front of a sold out stadium, the Sterling City Massacre happens. United ripped the Wanderers to shreds with an emphatic 7 to 2 win to knock them out of the competition with one game to go. At the same time United are guaranteed a place in the knockout stages of the Challengers Cup in a very tight group. The journey of the Flying Squids in IFCF competition ends here.


First Leg

Racing de Terranova (WRL) 3-2 Real Squidroid CF
Hastings Park, Terranova, Atlantis Island, Whirl Islands

Second Leg

Real Squidroid CF 0-2 Racing de Terranova (WRL)
Tower Park, Inkopolis, Squidroidia
Racing de Terranova (WRL) win 5-2 on aggregate


Super League

Starlight Boulevard FC 0–1 Inkopolis FC
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Midnight Soccer Club 3–5 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
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Tyranny Sports Club 1–0 Tractor Club Sawayama
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Real Squidroid CF 3–0 Calamari Wanderers CFC

Challenge League

Spartansburg City 0–0 Inkopolis FC B
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Octo Valley FC 2–0 Northport Meadows SC
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TryHard Sporting 1–0 Weedpot FC
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 4–1 Club Factoria

Tables after Matchday 11

Super League                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 11 6 4 1 17 6 +11 22 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Real Squidroid CF 11 6 2 3 17 15 +2 20 - CC and LdV
3 Inkopolis FC 11 5 4 2 9 6 +3 19 - CC and TdC
4 Midnight Soccer Club 11 3 4 4 16 17 −1 13 - CC
5 Tractor Club Sawayama 11 2 5 4 7 9 −2 11
6 Calamari Wanderers CFC 11 2 5 4 16 19 −3 11
7 Starlight Boulevard FC 11 2 5 4 8 11 −3 11 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Tyranny Sports Club 11 1 5 5 5 12 −7 8 - Relegated

Challenge League Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 11 6 5 0 24 11 +13 23 - Champions
2 Octo Valley FC 11 7 1 3 13 7 +6 22 - Promoted and LBCT
3 Club Factoria 11 6 3 2 13 9 +4 21 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 Inkopolis FC B 11 4 2 5 8 8 0 14
5 TryHard Sporting 11 4 2 5 6 7 −1 14 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
6 Weedpot FC 11 4 0 7 9 17 −8 12
7 Northport Meadows SC 11 2 3 6 9 14 −5 9
8 Spartansburg City 11 2 2 7 7 16 −9 8
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The Jecken Squidroidian Super League and Inklingcraft Challenge League

Matchdays 12-14





Super League

The Inkopolis Derby - Inkopolis FC 6–3 Real Squidroid CF
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 2–3 Tyranny Sports Club
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Tractor Club Sawayama 3–6 Midnight Soccer Club
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 5–2 Starlight Boulevard FC

Challenge League

The National Derby B - Inkopolis FC B 0–4 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B
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Club Factoria 0–1 TryHard Sporting
Weedpot FC 3–5 Octo Valley FC
Northport Meadows SC 1–1 Spartansburg City


Calamari Wanderers CFC 3-2 Ulsa (EUR)
County Stadium, Calamari County, Squidroidia

Recovering from the Sterling City Massacre wasn’t easy, but the Calamari Wanderers got over it. They capped off an amazing freshman campaign in the IFCF with an exciting game in front of their home crowd, doing the double against an already eliminated Ulsa. The Flying Squids ended their run 3rd in Group L. Their results could’ve been enough to advance in some other groups, but they didn’t care. They now set their sights on the Super League.

Final Group Stage Table
Group L                         Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD Pts     SCU    LJs    CmW    Uls
1 Sterling City United DAR 6 3 1 2 14 9 5 10 * - 1-1 7-2 2-1
2 Lokomotive Jarnstad SVJ 6 3 1 2 9 8 1 10 * 1-2 - 2-1 1-0

3 Calamari Wanderers CFC SQR 6 3 0 3 12 16 -4 9 2-1 1-3 - 3-2
4 Ulsa EUR 6 2 0 4 9 11 -2 6 2-1 3-1 1-3 -
* Tie broken by head to head results


Super League

The National Derby - FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 4–1 Inkopolis FC
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Starlight Boulevard FC 0–1 Tractor Club Sawayama
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Midnight Soccer Club 0–0 Calamari Wanderers CFC
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Tyranny Sports Club 0–1 Real Squidroid CF

Challenge League

Northport Meadows SC 1–1 Inkopolis FC B
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Spartansburg City 1–1 Weedpot FC
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Octo Valley FC 0–1 Club Factoria
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TryHard Sporting 0–0 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B


Super League

Inkopolis FC 1–1 Tyranny Sports Club
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Real Squidroid CF 0–1 Midnight Soccer Club
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 0–1 Starlight Boulevard FC
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Tractor Club Sawayama 0–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak

Challenge League

Inkopolis FC B 0–0 TryHard Sporting
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FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 1–2 Octo Valley FC
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Club Factoria 0–1 Spartansburg City
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Weedpot FC 1–0 Northport Meadows SC


Super League
If this was a single round robin season, then the bounce back the Squidbreak had from finishing an embarrassing 3rd place to finishing as top dogs of the Super League by a whopping 8 points would be tremendous. However, as this is the first double round robin season in the Squidroidian leagues, the army team has a lot more work to do, with Real Squidroid and their most hated rivals Inkopolis FC staring them down in the remaining podium positions. Even the IFCF spots seem locked too, with MSC rebounding from a 7th place finish in the league last season to stay in Squidroida's final Challengers spot on 20 points, 6 ahead of 5th and 6th Tractor Club and Starlight Boulevard. But easily the biggest (if you count anybody who has only watched their IFCF escapades) shock is the Wanderers in the promotion-relegation group spot, ahead of Tyranny Sports Club on goal difference. With their run in the multiverse's secondary footballing competition over, it has allowed the Flying Squids to reconsider their options going forward. For the 2nd half of the season, they were going to rip a page from the Real textbook: Go all out.

Super League                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak 14 9 4 1 27 9 +18 31 - Champions, CL and LdV
2 Inkopolis FC 14 6 5 3 17 14 +3 23 - CC and LdV
3 Real Squidroid CF 14 7 2 5 21 22 −1 23 - CC and TdC
4 Midnight Soccer Club 14 5 5 4 23 20 +3 20 - CC
5 Tractor Club Sawayama 14 3 5 6 11 16 −5 14
6 Starlight Boulevard FC 14 3 5 6 11 17 −6 14
7 Calamari Wanderers CFC 14 2 6 6 18 23 −5 12 - Promotion/Relegation Group
8 Tyranny Sports Club 14 2 6 6 9 16 −7 12 - Relegated


Challenge League
Unlike the top flight of Squidroidian football, the 2nd tier has been actually competitive. Sitting on top of the league at the halfway point with a Liga B spot in tow are the defending 2nd division champions Octo Valley FC, riding a 1 point gap with the Squidbreak's B team. They could have dealt with a Liga B run this season if it weren't for Holhot United knocking them in the playoff round, so they just had to focus on the league. In the Pro/Re; group spots in 3rd and 4th are Club Factoria and surprise of the season TryHard Sporting. It seems like the brick wall defense helped by Farf amateur signing Çè Melerçêl had done wonders to the Inkopolis based club. IFC B are in 5th, followed by Weedpot who have been through a rough patch in the first half of the season, then the new boys Spartansburg City and Northport Meadows in the bottom 2 spots.

Challenge League                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Octo Valley FC 14 9 1 4 20 12 +8 28 - Champions, Promoted and LBCT
2 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak B 14 7 6 1 29 13 +16 27
3 Club Factoria 14 7 3 4 14 11 +3 24 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT
4 TryHard Sporting 14 5 4 5 7 7 0 19 - Promotion/Relegation Group and LBCT

5 Inkopolis FC B 14 4 4 6 9 13 −4 16
6 Weedpot FC 14 5 1 8 14 23 −9 16
7 Spartansburg City 14 3 4 7 10 18 −8 13
8 Northport Meadows SC 14 2 5 7 11 17 −6 11

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The Squidroidian Cup

The Quarter-Finals





Spartansburg City (CHL) vs FC Squidroidia Squidbreak (SUL)
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Tractor Club Sawayama (SUL) vs Midnight Soccer Club (SUL)
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Calamari Wanderers CFC (SUL) vs Starlight Boulevard FC (SUL)
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Weedpot FC (CHL) vs Real Squidroid CF (SUL)


Spartansburg City 0–1 FC Squidroidia Squidbreak
Ironworks Arena, Spartansburg (15,000 in attendance)
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Tractor Club Sawayama 0–2 Midnight Soccer Club
Tractor Arena, Sawayama (17,995 in attendance)
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Calamari Wanderers CFC 0–0 Starlight Boulevard FC (0–1 AET)
County Stadium, Calamari County (25,000 in attendance)
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Weedpot FC 2–2 Real Squidroid CF (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Marijuana Place, Weedpot (4,200 in attendance)

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Squidroidia Sepak Takraw Champions

Explanation and Rules





The sport of sepak takraw is primarily played in Squidroidia among its Inkling population, due to their quick agility even with their weapons. Sepak takraw is often seen by the Inklings as a traditional sport, and is incorporated into their holidays. Amateur leagues have sprung up and disbanded in secret across the nation to provide Inklings with the chance to play the game that they love as much as they can, but it hasn't been popular to the extent of a national league until the minority in the nation were free to play with the human majority. Mubiru Sweet, the chairman of the Inkopolis Sepak Liga, assumed control of a new national league to determine the nation's sepak takraw champion. This competition was dubbed Squidroidia Sepak Takraw Champions, or SSTC.

A total of 8 clubs make up the SSTC, made up of players mostly from amateur leagues across the nation.

  • Inklingcraft Inkopolis - Made up of players from the Inkopolis Sepak Liga (ISL), bankrolled by the Inklingcraft transportation company
  • ST Squidbreak - An army team made up of military Inklings who played in the Squidroidian Armed Forces STL (SAF STL).
  • Spartansburg SC Peel - Owned by the Peel beverage company, pulls their players from the Spartansburg Sepak Association (SSA).
  • Calamari County Strikers - Owned and operated by the Calamari County Sepak Takraw Association (CCSTA), who run their own amateur league for the county.
  • Sepak Starlight - Selects players from the Starlight Sepak Takraw Premier League (SSTPL).
  • Octo Takraw Club - Formed as the main team for Octoling sepak takraw players, chooses their squad from the Octo Valley ST Championship (OVST Championship).
  • Northport STC - Unlike the other teams, Northport STC doesn't pick their team from an amateur league (Mainly because Northport doesn't have one) but instead hold tryouts between aspiring players from the town.
  • Souraoi FunStar - Owned and operated by the FunStar entertainment company, they select players from the Souraoi League of Sepak Takraw (SLST).

Due to the nature of the SSTC being consisted of the best players from the amateur leagues, all teams are required to have a regular pay structure for their squad of 9 players (3 each in the positions of tekong, setter and killer). They each pay their players:

  • 5,000 Yen a game for participating in the SSTC
  • A bonus of 5,000 Yen for making the Playoffs
  • A bonus of 25,000 Yen for winning the championship

This means that if a team were to win the championship game, they will have to pay their players a grand total of 900,000 Yen to their players.

A season consists of 14 games, 1 game against each team's opponents at home and another away. The teams with at least 7 wins and 7 losses will compete in the Playoffs to determine Squidroidia's qualifiers for the Liga Super ST Championships and the overall league champion. Possible formats for the Playoffs are:

  • For 4 teams, a Page-McIntyre system,
  • For 5 teams, a Top 5 system,
  • Or for 6 teams, a Top 6 system.

The 2 teams in the Grand Final, held at the Mako Arena in Inkopolis, with a seating capacity of 15,000, will qualify for the Liga Super ST Championships. The preceeding rounds will be held at the 5,000 capacity Anchovy Center, also in Inkopolis, which also serves as the home to Inklingcraft Inkopolis and the Grand Final of the Inkopolis Sepak Liga.

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Squidroidia Sepak Takraw Champions

Season 1 Regular Season





Matchday 1
Souraoi FunStar 21 11 11
Sepak Starlight 17 21 21
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 13 19
ST Squidbreak 19 21 21
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Calamari County Strikers 21 21
Northport STC 19 14
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Octo Takraw Club 15 16
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 21

Matchday 2
Sepak Starlight 17 21 16
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 17 21
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Northport STC 14 17
Octo Takraw Club 21 21
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ST Squidbreak 8 17
Calamari County Strikers 21 21
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Souraoi FunStar 16 8
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 21

Matchday 3
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 16 21
Sepak Starlight 9 21 9
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Calamari County Strikers 19 15
Souraoi FunStar 21 21
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Octo Takraw Club 13 21 21
ST Squidbreak 21 19 12
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Spartansburg SC Peel 17 21 21
Northport STC 21 15 8

Matchday 4
Sepak Starlight 19 21 19
Northport STC 21 13 21
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ST Squidbreak 21 21
Spartansburg SC Peel 11 19
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Souraoi FunStar 21 14 21
Octo Takraw Club 15 21 19
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 21
Calamari County Strikers 14 5

Matchday 5
Calamari County Strikers 21 18 21
Sepak Starlight 5 21 16

Octo Takraw Club 14 21 12
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 14 21

Spartansburg SC Peel 21 17 13
Souraoi FunStar 14 21 21

Northport STC 21 21
ST Squidbreak 8 17

Matchday 6
Sepak Starlight 17 21 15
ST Squidbreak 21 13 21
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Souraoi FunStar 21 21
Northport STC 19 12
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 19 18
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 21
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Calamari County Strikers 21 18 21
Octo Takraw Club 13 21 19

Matchday 7
Octo Takraw Club 19 14
Sepak Starlight 21 21
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Spartansburg SC Peel 19 18
Calamari County Strikers 21 21
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Northport STC 6 21 19
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 17 21
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ST Squidbreak 13 18
Souraoi FunStar 21 21

Matchday 8
Sepak Starlight 21 15 18
Souraoi FunStar 18 21 21
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ST Squidbreak 15 10
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 21
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Northport STC 21 16 16
Calamari County Strikers 18 21 21
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Spartansburg SC Peel 18 21 21
Octo Takraw Club 21 15 17

Matchday 9
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 17 18
Sepak Starlight 18 21 21
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Octo Takraw Club 21 21
Northport STC 18 10
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Calamari County Strikers 8 21 21
ST Squidbreak 21 7 15
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 15 21 17
Souraoi FunStar 21 11 21

Matchday 10
Sepak Starlight 16 21 17
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 14 21
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Souraoi FunStar 21 15 21
Calamari County Strikers 17 21 14
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ST Squidbreak 21 21
Octo Takraw Club 12 13
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Northport STC 16 10
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 21

Matchday 11
Northport STC 16 21 18
Sepak Starlight 21 15 21
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Spartansburg SC Peel 15 21 13
ST Squidbreak 21 16 21
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Octo Takraw Club 18 21 21
Souraoi FunStar 21 15 16
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Calamari County Strikers 21 17 16
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 18 21 21

Matchday 12
Sepak Starlight 11 18
Calamari County Strikers 21 21
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 21
Octo Takraw Club 19 11
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Souraoi FunStar 16 21 19
Spartansburg SC Peel 21 8 21
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ST Squidbreak 21 21
Northport STC 14 12

Matchday 13
ST Squidbreak 21 19 16
Sepak Starlight 16 21 21
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Northport STC 9 17
Souraoi FunStar 21 21
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Spartansburg SC Peel 16 19
Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 21
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Octo Takraw Club 13 18
Calamari County Strikers 21 21

Matchday 14
Sepak Starlight 21 21
Octo Takraw Club 18 13
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Calamari County Strikers 21 14 21
Spartansburg SC Peel 10 21 9
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Inklingcraft Inkopolis 21 19 21
Northport STC 15 21 16
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Souraoi FunStar 21 17 21
ST Squidbreak 19 21 17


Squidroidia ST Champions        Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Inklingcraft Inkopolis 14 11 3 24 12 +12 33 - Qualify for Preliminary Final
2 Souraoi FunStar 14 10 4 23 14 +9 30 - Qualify for Preliminary Final

3 Calamari County Strikers 14 10 4 22 13 +9 30 - Qualify for Elimination Final
4 Spartansburg SC Peel 14 7 7 18 18 0 21 - Qualify for Elimination Final

5 Sepak Starlight 14 6 8 19 20 −1 18 - Eliminated
6 ST Squidbreak 14 6 8 16 19 −3 18 - Eliminated
7 Octo Takraw Club 14 4 10 12 22 −10 12 - Eliminated
8 Northport STC 14 2 12 9 25 −16 6 - Eliminated


SSTC Playoffs

Day 1 (At Anchovy Center, Inkopolis)
Preliminary Final - Inklingcraft Inkopolis vs Souraoi Fun Star
Elimination Final - Calamari County Strikers vs Spartansburg SC Peel

Day 2 (At Anchovy Center, Inkopolis)
Qualifying Final - Preliminary Final loser vs Elimination Final winner

Day 3 (At Mako Arena, Inkopolis)
Grand Final - Preliminary Round winner vs Qualifying Round winner for the SSTC championship

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Postby Squidroidia » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:40 am

Squidroidia Sepak Takraw Champions

Season 1 Playoffs





Preliminary Final
#1 Inklingcraft Inkopolis         16  21  21
#2 Souraoi FunStar 21 13 12
Inklingcraft Inkopolis qualify for the Grand Final and Liga Super ST Championships, Souraoi FunStar qualify for the Qualifying Final


Elimination Final
#3 Calamari County Strikers       21  13  21
#4 Spartansburg SC Peel 13 21 16
Calamari County Strikers qualify for the Qualifying Final, Spartansburg SC Peel are eliminated


Qualifying Final
#2 Souraoi FunStar                9 15
#3 Calamari County Strikers 21 21
Calamari County Strikers qualify for the Grand Final and Liga Super ST Championships, Souraoi FunStar are eliminated


The Grand Final
From the Mako Arena in Inkopolis
#1 Inklingcraft Inkopolis         21  19  15
#3 Calamari County Strikers 14 21 21
Calamari County Strikers are the Squidroidia Sepak Takraw Champions Grand Final winners





End of Season Awards
Premiers: Inklingcraft Inkopolis
Grand Final Winners: Calamari County Strikers
The Wooden Spoon: Northport STC
Tekong of the Season: Felim Boyd, Souraoi FunStar
Setter of the Season: Ottmar Charbonneau, Inklingcraft Inkopolis
Killer of the Season: Barrfhionn Sinagra, Inklingcraft Inkopolis
Coach of the Season: Dreda Nicotera, Calamari County Strikers

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