Draft 4:
Validity: Nation does not ban computers or the internet or videogames
Description: Your Minister of Anger Management, @@RANDOMNAME@@, is addicted to a videogame called Craftymine; specifically an online multiplayer server where @@HE@@ can kill other players. Unfortunately, @@HIS@@ username is known internationally, and @@HE@@ is being repeatedly targeted and killed by an opposing nation's leader, who is now streaming live and humiliating @@HIM@@ in front of millions. Enraged, @@HE@@ decided to take action and has already contacted multiple people, unfortunately including you, to help.
Option 1: @@HE@@'s contacted the server owner, who is now trying to talk to @@HIM@@ in the chat that is being spammed with messages denouncing @@HIS@@ gaming skills. The owner messages @@HIM@@, "so this other guy was hacking and killing u but he gave me lots of @@CURRENCY@@ to let him kill you over and over again so unless u give me more money then im not gonna do anythnig"
Result: the server is now rated the #1 in the world thanks to @@NAME@@'s generous 'donations'.
Option 2: In an effort to ban @@HIS@@ opponent, @@HE@@ messages a server moderator. Apparently, you see that this one is not one that cares much about their role as they reply back with, "haha too bad u noob u dont like it u can quit haha". Your minister slams his government funded keyboard, and you subtract the cost from @@HIS@@ salary.
Result: @@NAME@@'s politicians often rage quit over everything from politics to videogames.
Option 3: @@HIS@@ child, a much better gamer than @@HIM@@, has been playing next to the both of you and currently has a kill streak of ninety. "Just let me do it! I don't care if he has hacks, I'm still better!" @@HE@@ loudly comments as he gets a kill spree on the hacker, raising his streak to a hundred.
Result: @@NAME@@'s ministers are letting their children run the nation for the day.
Option 4: A message pops up on your screen. Another player! It reads, "hey if he's hacking u can hack. click on this link and u can download hax and kill him really ez. and the best thing is that no one can know ur using these ones and the owner wont ban u"
Result: @@LEADER@@ is declared the best gamer of the year.