Title: Crashing the Party
The Issue. In the most recent election, your party won in a landslide victory which has allowed your party to pass legislation without much resistance. However, the Opposition Leader has admonished members of your party - including the Speaker of the Lower House - for limiting the length of debate and rushing self-serving bills through Parliament.
Validity: nation must be a representative democracy
Option 1: "These tactics make a mockery of our venerable nation," decries Opposition Leader @@RANDOMNAME@@ the only place @@HE@@ is allowed - your office. "Bills are passed mere hours after they have been introduced. We need strict rules in place increasing the minimum debate period so legislation can get the attention it rightfully deserves."
Effect: disaster relief bills are passed long after rebuilding has finished
Option 2: "That’s politics, baby," says Majority Whip @@RANDOMNAME@@ in between shaking hands and kissing babies at a party rally. "Debate minimums only serve to make it more difficult for us to respond to timely issues. If you ask me, we should get rid of all debate. Just imagine what we could get done then."
Effect: MPs pass bills to find out what's in them
Option 3: "I daresay, these ruffians have exposed the flaws inherent to Parliament," scoffs self-proclaimed Earl of Northwestern @@ANIMAL@@ County, Lord Pilkington III. "Indeed, so long as they are in office, they will act like the miscreants they are. We must go back to the days of yore when lords ruled with dignity and grace."
Effect: there are no days except the good ole days
Option 4: "Moving to a unicameral system was all a ploy by the lower house to increase their wealth and power," speculates former upper house member @@RANDOMNAME@@ while polishing @@HIS@@ priceless Dàguó vase. "Without upper statesmen like myself checking the power of the inferior – ahem - the lower house, corruption such as this will run rampant. Bring back the upper house, @@LEADER@@!"
Validity: no senate (#560.1)
Effect: the upper house has been reinstated