Neanderthaland wrote:Gormwood wrote:New York Times: Trump considered selling Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria, former acting Homeland Security chief says
No wonder the GOP doesn't want Puerto Rico statehood.
Trade it for Greenland?
Sells Puerto Rico so he can make money to buy Greenland.
Then we can watch on live TV as he goes there, looks around and says "what the fuck? We were gonna give our beautiful farmers nice new land and this shithole is a barren tundra! Why isn't it green? They said it was Greenland! All there is here is some polar bears, snow, Igloos and Eskimos! Denmark you really did me wrong!"