I've decide not to do this because i found a similar issue i did not know about. The issue is number 957. I've just decide writing an issue is long and boring for me.
[Validity] big cheese exports and Socialism
[Description] A shortage in packaging at the largest cheese factory owned by the state has resulted in almost all the cheese in @@NAME@@ to go bad. The stoppage has also made the price of bread and many other foods that go with cheese to skyrocket. There's so much traffic from people buying things it took 4 days for you gather everyone needed. Many are starving and angry, some are even threatening to start a riot.
[Option 1] "Get rid of it all, it's that simple." says your top advisor @@RANDOMNAME@@ for all things gone bad. "This may cost us to make another cheese factory and some @@CURRENCY@@, but I mean what else are we going to do with this stuff." @@HE@@ adds.
[Effect] projects are often scraped after a single mistake.
[Option 2] Your aunt @@RANDOMNAMEFEMALE@@ walks in. "What did I always tell you, just cut off the bad parts and keep the rest." she remarks as she looks in the mirror to see if she has any grey hair.
[Effect] the title Aunt is the greatest title.
[Option 3] "That's just ridiculous!" screams Chester Cheeser, the top cheese taste tester. "Have y'all heard of blue cheese. Let's give every restaurant some of that stuff." @@HE@@ suggests while cleaning @@HIS@@ cowboy hat.
[Effect] chefs don't even know the secret ingredient.
[Option 4] "Have you ever smelled moldy cheese!" yells military general @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It's disgusting. We can use it to force enemies out of cover and maybe lend it to police!" @@HE@@ then gets on the ground and starts doing push ups.
[Effect] weaponized cheese is more popular than tanks.
[Option 5] Just then a TV turns on and knowledge battle with the controversial figure Alex Bones is on. "This is a set up by the government to help improve relations with other countries within @@REGION@@! We can't let them starve us while using our tax money to buy things we didn't need! The people come first! How about we riot!" he yells angrily .
[Effect] cheese man is an international hero for blocking a tank.