The Black Hawks | Celebrating Twenty One Years Of Havoc

[Bjourn]

My name is The Steak and I am the fastest TBH LTN alive.
When I was a noob I saw my targets fended by something impossible.
My puppets went to TRR for raiding. Then triggering made me the impossible.
To the outside world, I’m an ordinary Steak, but secretly, I use my speed to fight fendas and find raiders like me.
And one day, I’ll find who fended my raids and get justice for my puppets.
I am the Steak.

^Totally accurate image of Steak

The Black Hawks finally managed to beat Penny at her gambling games and won over 1,000,000 flowers! They decided to use the money that they obtained to create a tv show known as “The Hawk”, totally not a rip off of The Flash. In search of a good tv show set, your region was raided! If you want to see how the show turned out, click this link. come join here!



The Star Hawks:
LTN Bjourn trigger
SGT Adriannas
SGT Aquilanion
CPL Thyroton
PFC Refuge Isle
PFC Martian Hunter
PFC Imperial Pittsburgh


hamiltonia
the_furrest
the_yugoslavian_prussian_empire
the_coolest_region
sinensis_empire
free_state_of_prussia
hmm_yes
stupid_people
nakato
the_united_nations_of_esnal
trade_confederacy
the_commonwealth_of_comradeship
the_world_council
the_irish_underwater
gbe
caribbean_of_the_north
aca
the_free_zone_hiding_in_nikania
the_allied_empire
deuterra
medieval_europe
the_xerxes_union
the_new_hegemony
nazi_tochtenguern
world_france
demarkus

[Aquilanion]

Great raid and a great report! Killing it!

[Tinhampton]

My puppets went to TRR for raiding

TRR hasn't had a coup since 2012

[Twobagger]

TRR hasn't had a coup since 2012

Perhaps. But I think he's alluding to the fact that naughty raider puppets who are caught being naughty raider puppets get sent to TRR for a time-out.

Steak: I enjoyed your report, by the way. Great job

[Jakker]

Long time ago there was a Jakker near,
He was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon.
In the middle of the road.
And he said:
"Do the best raids in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Well I looked at my IC self and my OOC self,
And we each said. "Okay."

And we raided the first things that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Raids in the World, it was The Best Raids in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every 18 years or so,
When Max Barry doth shine and [violet] doth glow
And the grass doth grow

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And I said, "Nay. I am but a guy behind a screen."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Raids in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Raids in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Raids in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Raids in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' raids the greatest raids in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The regions I raided on that fateful night it didn't actually look
Anything like these raids.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there to raid! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop TBH.
All right! All right!

Regions Who Contributed:
Deutschland-a salute to the 1138 delegate streak of yesteryear
The Realm of Elysium-79 days ago, I was a foot shorter
The Illuminati-603 days of delegacy is nothing to sneeze at
Middle East-the world was so different 132 days ago
Absolution-don't you hate it when a friend knocks out your 1027 delegacy streak?
United Hellenic Nations-feels like I have been quarantined for 50 days
The New Galactic Empire-haven't had a haircut in 46 days
Tworgistan-26 days was how long my last relationship lasted
The Straw Hat Pirates-372 days is so 2018 vibes
Libertatem-native on native violence needs to end
Jethnea-anyone want to play 112 card pickup?
Haiku- oh 702, go repeal Commend Haiku, we are all ready
Nerds-are they out of control?
APSIA-Walgreens says "Screw you, CVS" 911 times.
Belgium-waffles get stale after 318 days
The Planetary Alliance-26 days. You tried.
Axiom Supercluster-622 days on NS tend to cluster together
Aeterna Publicae-1049 days of delegacy and all I got was no t-shirt
Klein Cain-50 days, 50 problems
The Insulam Confederacy-what would you do for 464 days straight?
Wysteria-Superman didn't come to save your 1002 day streak
Tyranny of AntiHumanRight activists-The region name is almost longer than 26 day streak
Southern Africa-6 days a week
Winterfell-The Night's Watch didn't save your 412 day streak
Apulia-38 days is basically a lifetime on NS
BOSNA-79 days of all caps?
Melayu Archipelago-30 day hype house party?
Onnanoko-62 waffles for 62 days provide by TBH's raiding team
Isles of Tomorrow-Moved in early. Felt like we waited 284 days for update.
Furry Antifascist Alliance-422 furries find freedom from fascism (inspiring, really)
Dogland-22 days to give reasons why liquid dogs are better
0000000000000-309 days of being a bunch of zeros is worth something to someone out there

Hawks who joined Jakker on the Tribute:
LTN Bjourn
SGT Adriannas
SGT Aquilanion
SGT Drexlore
SGT Industrialen
SGT twobagger
SGT Zizou
CPL Black Hawk Zazumo
CPL Sakana
CPL Thyroton
PFC Miravana
PFC Refuge Isle

[Aquilanion]

A truly glorious raid to be a part of and a truly glorious report to match!

You’re an icon Jakker, and don’t ever forget it.

[Adriannas]

That report was a thing of beauty, Jakker. Why not just hit a bunch of delegate streaks and notable medium sized regions in one update when when you have 12 updaters on for it. Was really fun to be part of that. Now I really could go for some waffles.

[Hokku]

Haiku- oh 702, go repeal Commend Haiku, we are all ready

Seven-o-two days
Fading fast into the past
Nothing more to see

[Miravana]

What a beautiful report to go with a beautiful first update. Waffles are definitely on my agenda in the morning

[Technocratic Founder]

That... was really something. GG dudes

[Daytime to Night]

What a beautiful report to go with a beautiful first update. Waffles are definitely on my agenda in the morning

My eyes rolled around more regions than you did, thanks for making the game more boring for everyone

[Tinhampton]

Apulia-38 days is basically a lifetime on NS

Apulia... the spiritual successor to the spiritual successor to the spiritual successor to Slatos, is that not? I can't believe they've closed off their borders because of your tag raid

On second thoughts... if you're going to tag-raid belgium and close all of its embassies, you might as well have commissioned a pile of hundreds of nations in an attempt to eject everybody and refound it (is feeling extremely sarcastic today... )

[Jakker]

What a beautiful report to go with a beautiful first update. Waffles are definitely on my agenda in the morning

My eyes rolled around more regions than you did, thanks for making the game more boring for everyone

Firstly, you can probably call raiding various things, but boring is not one of them. Additionally, I'm not sure if you all are the best judge of character to determine what is boring since it seems like your group (defenders) consider minimal activity and maintaining the status quo to be exciting. Lastly, back off Mira. I am just getting to know him, but he seems like a solid guy who just wants to share his love for waffles. TBH feels lucky to have him already, but if he has that kind of ability to change the game for everyone like you say, we def hit the jackpot.

[Kanglia]

My eyes rolled around more regions than you did, thanks for making the game more boring for everyone

Firstly, you can probably call raiding various things, but boring is not one of them. Additionally, I'm not sure if you all are the best judge of character to determine what is boring since it seems like your group (defenders) consider minimal activity and maintaining the status quo to be exciting. Lastly, back off Mira. I am just getting to know him, but he seems like a solid guy who just wants to share his love for waffles. TBH feels lucky to have him already, but if he has that kind of ability to change the game for everyone like you say, we def hit the jackpot.

more like the Jakkerpot, wouldn't you say so?

[Jakker]

Firstly, you can probably call raiding various things, but boring is not one of them. Additionally, I'm not sure if you all are the best judge of character to determine what is boring since it seems like your group (defenders) consider minimal activity and maintaining the status quo to be exciting. Lastly, back off Mira. I am just getting to know him, but he seems like a solid guy who just wants to share his love for waffles. TBH feels lucky to have him already, but if he has that kind of ability to change the game for everyone like you say, we def hit the jackpot.

more like the Jakkerpot, wouldn't you say so?

[Warzone Codger]

Haiku- oh 702, go repeal Commend Haiku, we are all ready

If you are just going to write one SC resolution, do one that'll cause ongoing consternation to players for years and years.

[Queen Yuno]

Wow great raid especially all friends O:

[Atheist Democratic Freehold]

Oh god, it seems as if TBH has finally taken notice of our region. The republic will end before the advertising even started!

Please don’t raid until our founder has ceased to exist. It will probably hurt if you raid before that.

[Lord Dominator]

Oh god, it seems as if TBH has finally taken notice of our region. The republic will end before the advertising even started!

Please don’t raid until our founder has ceased to exist. It will probably hurt if you raid before that.

Non-executive founder there friend, nothing at all to stop us or to allow you to easily switch it back

[Tinhampton]

I see your raid of Asia...

[Yohannes]

I see your raid of Asia...

Wow ...

[Jakker]

I see your raid of Asia...

Wow ...

If you all ever wanted to see what a raid is really like, you know where to go. Tin, you bring the home videos for us to watch. Yohannes, you bring the board games for us to play. I will bring the chips and dip.

[Sir BearBear]

The Black Hawks were enjoying a lazy afternoon in the nest when a mysterious letter arrived.This was not a usual occurrence as their local postman was too scared to venture too close to the nest for fear of being set upon by the mischievous Hawks. Adriannas stepped forward, picked up the envelope and set about carefully peeling it open. Slowly, the envelope opened to reveal a crumpled piece of paper with what appeared to letter cut-outs across it. With the letter free, Adriannas triumphantly held it up and read it aloud to the unusually attentive Hawks tightly packed around her.

A copy of the truly heinous ransom note

As Adriannas finished reading the letter there was an anguished wail from the back of the crowd. A clearly distraught Drexlore pushed and shoved his way through to Adriannas. ”KOTH”, he screamed at the top of his lungs, ”KOTH”, but there was no automated answer and Penny was nowhere to be seen. The eerie silence gave way to mass panic, there wasn’t a Hawk who wasn’t screaming, crying or cursing cinnamon. In spite of that, an eagle-eyed Zizou happened to spot a certain Bjourn (more commonly known as Steak, or Mr. Steak Life Choices) watching the chaos unfold from a short distance away. Forcefully, he alerted the other Hawks to his presence and almost as quickly as the panic set in a mob was formed.

Bjourn realised his folly too late. The Hawks were famed for their speed, and before he knew it they were upon him. Within a few seconds the other Hawks had carted him back to the nest and strapped him to a chair for questioning. Almost immediately he blurted out his story; ”It was just a joke … I don’t need the flowers … I’ll tell you where she is!" The Hawks fell silent at the last words, their eyes boring into him as he confessed - "I couldn't do it by myself, I had to get some help. She.. she's.. I hid her in Asia!". Despite the confession Drexlore couldn't get help get one last word in: "CHECK YOUR NOTIFICATIONS!"

There was no hesitation, as soon as they knew the Hawks embarked from the nest, their only focus was getting Penny back home. On the journey they bumped into some of their friends from Balder, The East Pacific, Karma, The Land of Kings and Emperors & Lone Wolves United.. Once the Hawks had explained what had happened they insisted they tag along to help out. Finally, the Hawks arrived in Asia. Within a matter of a seconds the mob descended upon the region sweeping aside what little opposition there was, nothing could come between them and Penny.

A copy of the flyers and posters Hawks can be found distributing in Asia

Disappointingly, the residents of Asia were not a helpful bunch and would not tell the Hawks where they had hidden Penny so they resolved to stay a while, until Penny was safe once and for all. In the meantime the Hawks and their allies busied themselves with hanging up missing penny posters throughout Asia, asking Natives if they had seen their beloved bot, and otherwise keeping an eagle-eye out.

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Rescue Operation Leaders
Lieutenant Ursidae, point
Sergeant Adriannas, back up point

Sergeant Pterodaxtyl, trigger
Sergeant twobagger, trigger

Hawk Volunteers
Commander in Chief Red Back
General Ever-Wandering Souls
General Jakker
Colonel Miss Bad Life Choices
Major Lady Dominator
Lieutenant Bjourn
Sergeant Aquilanion
Sergeant Drexlore
Sergeant Zizou
Corporal Aurum Raider
Corporal Black Hawk Zazumo
Corporal Frankreed
Corporal Sakana, Secretary General of our Hearts
Corporal World Assembly Nation 665
Private First Class Dyanderna
Private First Class Badivermeraed III
Private First Class Refuge Isle

Wolf Volunteers
Khan A Bloodred Moon
Khalif Haitianstates
Wolf Lasvoss
Wolf Tebaziod

East Pacifican Volunteers
Field Marshal The Atlae Isles
Lieutenant Catiania
Corporal Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Norse Volunteers
Warrior Vamperiall

[Domais]

Nice job!

[Drop Your Pants]

You might want to check the Wolf nations again. One has been dead for over a month and the other never existed