McMasterdonia wrote:How very dare you! This man is a TETLEY drinker! For that he should be put to death... Or at the very least made to watch hours and hours of the Communist News Network (AKA TNL)!
Shocked gasps echo throughout the room. Did you just... did you... insult TETLEY'S? Sir, I will have you know that this is an argument ad hominem, which I find to be completely and utterly undeserving of this most august assembly! Your usage of argumentative fallacies only further endangers your disgustingly untruthful campaign, betraying the absolute rot that your reign of terror is built on! Outrage! Disgrace! Uproar! I cannot express enough my rejection of McMasterdonia's campaign! He is a dogmatic demagogue with a directive for dictatorship! We cannot - as members of the World Assembly - permit this travesty to occur. Down with this awful candidate and their charade of lies!