Hi everybody!
I am Ofiussia and I am Portuguese.
Since I started in NS at June 2017, I understood that we have many Dutch regions.
Considering that the Dutch hate us. And that most people hate the Dutch. Consider that every single vote for me, a portuguese patriot and southern european is a vote against the Dutch. Down with the stupid windmills, long live spending money on wine and women!
It's my obligation to be your Guterres. As a portuguese, I need it! If you like cod, get this man the best Job! It's time to a portuguese to take the reins!
So, vote for me, to take Portugal to a fight against the Dutch!