(Recommended listening: Chic, “Le Freak” https://youtu.be/EVZh4WcdC3s )
Ken had just 12 short hours to completely overhaul the plans that had been put in place to land Pacificans on Mars…eventually. The fact was, no one in the vast government of Pacifica seemed to have any interest in colonizing Mars. They were all focused on harvesting the relatively cheap bounty of the Moon. That was all going to change in short order...probably.
About the only thing the Board of Directors had agreed upon until now was to build a sort of space-version of a wagon train that would provision whatever other nation decided to invest in colonizing the Red Planet. This concept drew from the history of the California Gold Rush, where the mercantilist became far wealthier by selling picks, shovels and potatoes than the miner who did the dirty and risky work of prospecting for gold.
So Ken had to rework, tout suite, the combined effort of thousands of hours invested by a half dozen technical and financial committees and come up with a 15 slide PowerPoint presentation that would:
- A) Explain why “he wasn’t on Mars yet”
B) Concoct a superficially viable strategy to shift gears to a new plan
C) Be able to defend his superficially viable strategy against the most detailed or oddball question
D) Reuse whatever had been invested so far in the old strategy
E) Get the whole new thing done in less than two years
F) Not violate the laws of physics in the process
It was only items B, D and F that were completely outside his expertise, so he calculated he was already halfway there. Now all he had to do is get the best people to answer these absurd questions. Or any people to answer them, as he was on a deadline here.